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i didn't even have to change the size of the booster seat. anyway. once again the democrats have a wartime president. the problem is he's declared war not on drugs or poverty or even pumpkin spice lattes. but on other americans. you, me, your parents, those freaks on "fox & friends." but i guess there is bad and everything. >> there is bad and everything. there's lousy senators, those lousy presidents. there is lousy doctors. there is lousy doctors. there's lousy lawyers. >> greg: sounds like his administration. you know maybe he used to be in the old days are pretty good athlete. >> i used to be in the old days a pretty good athlete. someone really big and tough. i wouldn't screw with him if i had a sledgehammer. >> greg: sounds like someone took a sledgehammer to his head. his sentences water more than he does.

his sentences wander more than he does. did i go too far? remember what used to be the criticism when biden was running. >> remember what used to be the criticism of biden when he was running. biden is to bipartisan. biden has too many republican friends. not a joke. what in gods name has happened? >> greg: you know what happened to that? you happened to to that, you muttering magoo. you told a big fib. we were told you were going to unify us after evil orange god godzilla. then you turned to aoc in extra-large depends. the least you don't keep demonizing those brave right-wing americans. >> for those brave right wing americans who say it's all about

shaping america and keeping america independent and safe, if you want to fight against a country, you need an f-15. you need something more than a gun. i'm not joking. think about it. think about the rationale we u use. this used to provide this and who they are shooting at. they are shooting at these guys behind me. [laughter] >> greg: he says he's not joking which means he's stupid. because nothing he said suggests he understands anything about america. okay, supporters of the second amendment, good luck using that against the tactical fighter aircraft. sorry, jackass. sorry, mr. president. jackass. with that argument we should give all of our rights. he thinks he's clever. he is like jesse watters when he discovers a new word. have you ever noticed? he says it over and over again

and always in the wrong context. the right to bear arms exists whether there are bombers or not. in fact it's the second amendment that keeps us not from being bombed by joe but from being invaded by other countries. there is no way anyone could invade the united states. didn't you see "red dawn?" we've got 400 million guns and that's just under judge jeanine's bed. true. don't break into that place. but one small town would decimate the enemy and why? second amendment. so you can have your f-15 but it's also our f-15. if -- after what the dems have done to our cities, bombing seems kind of redundant. joe is delivering another speech tomorrow about the threat to democracy which means they've already started defrosting him.

but if he's talking about threats to democracy, it's not us but it's also not human. the only thing he's a threat to is a pair of clean underwear. but obviously it's his party's policies we have a problem with. we don't demonize the voters. we attacked the policies. we make fun of him. crime, inflation, ukraine, the border, afghanistan, student loan forgiveness, taxes. the dems screw up on all of these things and then demonize you for wanting to repair the damage. it is like joe behar being mad at the guys who fix broken mirrors. this predemonization as a form of self-defense, like spring holy water at nancy pelosi. but this should build you because we were sold the wrong joe. we were expecting biden and got

stalin. what gives, joe? >> no, no, no, i am all about unity. i am unity guy. what is the first line? you. you do what i say. that's how it works. come on. did you ever try to put a kevlar vest on a deer? that's no joke. tough guy with a gun. i've got an f-15. top gun. i am goose. i am a nice man. the iceman cometh. global warming, no joke. >> greg: is he driving? remember when old joe told voters if you don't like them, you can vote for someone else? now that even the loose and are called fascists. this idea of a terror group are moms who attend school board

meetings. remember trump never went after voters. he went after the press. politicians, celebrities, you know, real evil. didn't see americans as the enemy. joe is different. no solutions on a party paralyzed by wokeness, he must still fear against the other. he says we are moving towards semi fascism which sounds like semiflaccid, something dr. jill has been praying for for the last 30 years. disgusting. despicable. if the republicans are semifascist, what does that make joe? member the violence when trump won. the riots in d.c., joe said nothing. trump supporters getting attacked, joe didn't say a thing. he writes that went on for months, dozens died. joe had to be forced to come out of the basement to say something. the government coerced censorship or that merrick garland didn't stop the illegal protest outside the home of supreme court justices. the crap are busy minding one slow day in history as proof

that 70 million people asked all political violence but is apparently being consistently violent is preferable to one day that such an oddity that everyone condemned it. if only they were dems, then kamala what have they help them out. let's welcome tonight's guests. gets me going from 0 to 60 with the rays of his eyebrow. harold ford jr.. he opens for comedian rob schneider except when the door is too heavy. actor, writer, and comedian jamie lissow. she has interviewed more sweating men then kevin spacey. host of the sideline sanity podcast, michele tafoya. finally, look at that guy, he

has worked more overnights than a high school janitor. chief breaking news correspondent trace gallagher. harold, let me guess what you're going to say. great to be here. glad we have you back from your vacation. i see things differently. [laughter] we talked about this, right? we have talked about this hours ago on "the five." in which i destroyed you. have you thought about it and decided to agree with me on everything i say? >> i have a slightly different point of view. first of all, welcome back. you are missed. everybody enjoyed being here. i watch this stuff that you had on biden. i remember, i have known him a long time. my father was in congress when he was in the senate. i was in the congress when he was in the senate. we traveled overseas, afghanistan, iraq, parts of the middle east. his son and i were in college

together. that guy he's always been is what he talked about, the guy that worked across the aisle. i think in fairness to him, when he says he's been in office, there's certainly been a loud roar from some in our country who don't believe he actually won the election. allowing laura from progressives who recently had a hard time dealing with that i think at times someone argue he's capitulated to them. but i would argue if you look at what he's accomplished legislatively, you can agree or disagree but i think he's probably tries hard as anyone to reach out across vertically the last few presidents we've had. could it be more? yes. i've been critical of him when he's wrong. i try to call balls and strikes we are together on "the five." >> greg: football analogy. >> harold: when he gets it right i try to say it and when he gets it wrong i try to say. to put all the blame on him is a

little unfair. >> greg: we are going to be editing all of that out. [laughter] stop it, you people. harold is great. jamie, it's got to be hard for people to demonize you because no one knows you. and you live in alaska and you probably just want any attention even if it was negative, cor correct? >> jamie: i will take anything at all. thank you for even coming to me. by the way, i saw in our awesome article about your ratings last month. i wanted to say i was so excited when i was reading it, i was half fascist. that was a big deal. you have to admit the biden speeches are, if nothing else, a source of a lot of entertainment. my favorite thing is to watch biden supporters behind him who during the speech, last night or

the other night, they were watching him like a child on a tight rope over the grand grand canyon. stay on the line. stay on the line, buddy. i don't know. sometimes i do feel bad for him. they said that the hardest thing about biden's whenever someone says f-15, he else bingo. he yells bingo. remember that cancer scare he had? i heard what he was at the doctor's office, the doctor was like, good news. it's benign. he was like b9. bingo again. >> greg: do you have a third bingo joke that you'd like to share? >> jamie: i don't have a third bingo joke. what's in there? c4? bingo. that's all i have. they said he was doing another address tomorrow. i don't think he should do anymore addresses. i'm not even sure he knows his

own address. drop me off here. all i remember is it is a white house. >> [laughs] >> greg: brutal. you are so terrible. jamie. trace, you live in california. you are kind of like, you feel the consequences of certain policies that our politicians don't feel. but you're also on the new sites are don't want to ask you your real opinion. but what is your real opinion? >> trace: i have a different observation and harold ford as you might imagine. i think joe biden, the truth is he's actually de-escalating his rhetoric from the beginning of the year. remember when he talks about in f-15 yesterday, at the beginning of the year in february, he said to fight the government you need an f-15 and hellfire missiles. and then by june it was you needed f-15 and nuclear weapons. yesterday it was just an f-15. we've come a long way.

it's not like these things are hard to get. you can get them from the taliban. you can rent an f-15 from the taliban complement america for hundred bucks and then just give them away. as far as the other rhetoric where he demonizes half the public, the left and harold would disagree. they don't want to argue. you are a denier or health threat or extremist or something. what joe biden is doing is he villain ice is half the people and that shuts down the debate. there's no debate. that's the way it is and -- >> greg: scene. that's a phrase actors use. are they applauding me or trace? if they are applauding trace, they are gone. if they are applauding me, they are awesome. michelle, always great to see you. all i ask for is that focus on the right issues and don't get mad at us for wanting to focus on the right issues. that's -- i feel like if we are concerned about crime, why are we bad people? >> michele: listen, tell how he frames it.

this address he is supposed to give ms. about how it is the soul of our country. our rights are being taken away. he is basing this on the whole hobbs decision. but he's right, our rights are being taken away. we are losing our right to domestic tranquility because there's chaos at the border. we are losing our right to self-defense because they want to take guns away. we are losing our right to free speech and freedom of especially refined another the fbi put some pressure on facebook to mute a story about a presidential candidate. girls are linear they are losing rights to title ix to compete against other girls because that category was supposed to be for them but that's kind of being lost. some of the rights are being lost. i would like them to address that. >> greg: interesting point. i gained the right to compete against girls. finally i might win a trophy. >> trace: it's interesting that his prime time speech tomorrow night is set 9p.

bingo! >> greg: trace! >> jamie: i would've thought prime time for biden would be like 4:00 p.m. >> harold: we talk a lot about him. the name calling, it's politics. people call him senile, communist, marxist, they question whether he won the election and he goes with it. the number of things that have been said. good fun and good humor and greg have a great relationship. >> greg: we live together now. >> harold: i didn't know if you wanted to tell everybody. his poll numbers are going up. all the things you're saying, all the things everybody sang, got up from the high 30s to the mid 40s. about were president trump was in some point of his administration. two and a half months until election day. elections are won when you talk about how you want to make people's lives better. if all your plan is you want to investigate, criticize, name

call, you won't be able to do that from the minority. we won't be able to get stronger following want to do his name call. but if you can test with thoughts. >> greg: you sound like a republican. we've got to move on because we are running out of time. i think the name-calling is fine when it's directing it in individual and power. you shouldn't be name-calling and entire group of people. >> harold: i don't disagree. >> greg: good because i was about to call you a big jerk. up next, locker room talk panics the media around-the-clock. to help take you from 9 to none. for max strength nighttime relief, nyquil severe: ♪ that was quick. and rewarding. i earn 3% cash back at drugstores with chase freedom unlimited. that means i earn on my bug spray and my sunscreen. you ready to go fishing? i got the bait. i also earn 5% on travel purchased through chase on this rental car. that lake is calling my name! don't you get seasick? we'll find out! come on.

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>> greg: doj security fears were over trump's souvenirs. they said it was the ultimate crime to keep up framed cover of time. the latest bombshells to come from the mar-a-lago documents revealed donald trump's without

a shadow of a doubt donal donald trump. the doj filing released on tuesday included a photo of documents seized and it turns out trump had a framed "time" magazine cover of himself. if that's illegal, someone better rate harold ford's basement. what you think harold hasn't framed a copy of this for his home? i know i did. i have several of them above my bed and one in the bathroom. anyway. get that back there. that time cover was from a 2019 issue detailing the democratic primary race with all the challenges looking out trump. let's take a moment to be glad that wasn't a swimsuit issue. trump framing the issue and keeping it is what any of us would do, yet the media calls it a stunning detail. jesus. in other words we are back to where we've always been, the same silly, hilarious stuff that

feeds the media's trump obsession. they are more obsessed with him then stormy daniels ever was. the other bombshell this week, trump loves to gossip. apparently he bragged he knew illicit details the french president emmanuel macron's love life and that came from intelligence he had been briefed on. who wouldn't gossip about that? macron's wife was his old high school teacher who is 25 years older than him. i guess she wasn't just banging the erasers. trace, you've been covering the grade. much of the media focus on? >> trace: i'm confused. are they looking for secret documents or sacred documents? every time trump is on the cover of a magazine, you know to him, that's a sacred document. you look at all those folders and you think, are they all filled with magazine covers? that's what it could be. remember when trump was accused of putting up phony "time"

magazine pictures in all of his golf clubs around the country. it was kind of big joke. the truth is it's come down to this bizarre thing. two weeks ago "the washington post" reports that what is in the secret documents or nuclear secrets. these are nuclear things. they have pulled away from that now it seems to be a battle over documents that trump just won't give back. we don't know what's in there. he won't give them back in the doj is pissed about it. >> greg: some mover packer through all the crap into a box and mix everything up, up and that's what i would do. trump is like whatever, i'll get to it when i get to it. he probably thinks this is such a boring conversations about documents. i don't really care. >> i was looking at this picture and i was zooming in and trying to really study it. the one thing i noticed is that all those top-secret things, they are paper clip dog. you see the paper clips. they are not stable. i would think stapling would be

so much more efficient. if you paper clip it, it could come up. the top-secret cover pages, you can order them from the general services and administration. be they just ordered a bunch took paper clips and put them on stuff. i don't know. i don't know if this is a bombshell or not. but yeah, all the stuff about the carpet in the "time" magazine covers. >> greg: it's true. to trace's point, it went from nuclear code secrets to "stunning detail." "time" magazine cover. i want to show everybody that i was on a cover once. anchorage daily. take that, harold. you were never on anchors magazine. >> harold: i gave that to you. >> greg: i know you did, among many other things. he's a very generous person. what's wrong with you, janie? it would be interesting if somebody had intel, and intel

file on your sex life. it would probably be a blank page. since your divorce. >> jamie: it probably would be blank. wasn't there one, wasn't there one of the "time" magazine covers that he saved. i respected this trade wasn't for they said negative stuff and he saved it. it's super cool. i get motivated by things that were a failure. and my marriage certificate in my office. i am having a name blank. mark cohen. macro? trump saying that he has inside information on macron's sex l life. it's pretty cool he was on "time" magazine. next month biden is going to be on "times up" magazine.

[cheers and applause] >> greg: red meat, harold. he just threw a big slab of red meat at you. >> harold: he could be on the cover of those magazine saying that he won. you have to get back. elections are won if you put forth great ideas. on this trump thing for one moment. if i packed up and someone told me to pack my things up and they pack them up for me and i realized i had something. the documents are not his. when you're president of the united states and we will say she one day but he is the custodian. >> greg: a sexist might say. >> harold: you are the custodian of those papers, not the owner. when you leave office you do get access to them for the purposes of writing a book and other things. if you didn't know what was in the box. sanctus, there are things in the box. it i would return them.

>> greg: he's too busy. it would be cool if they opened the box with gwyneth paltrow's head. >> harold: i'm going to leave it alone but they asked multiple times and he didn't turn them over. >> trace: the only equation we have. hillary clinton. she was never president but she had classified documents and she was still a public official. they are saying that the presidential thing is out of it because he's out of office. now they are saying hillary clinton had classified documents so if you're going to deal equally. i'm a big due process guide. if you are going to give due process, you should have equal treatment. the doj should've at least gotten an opinion from the doj lawyers. why did merrick garland get an opinion. >> greg: you are going into "special report" land here we've got to move on. should conservatives consider a time to leave this planet behind

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makes electric cars think it's time to move to mars? elon musk warned that the rapid global push for green energy will have disastrous consequences. perhaps worse than my preworkout being burritos. the warning comes on the heels of skyrocketing energy prices around the world. between bites of the california condor sandwich, he told reporters "realistically." he eats condors. that's a joke. those are rare birds. he eats them. so this is what he said. "i think we need to use oil and gas for the short term because of the way civilization will crumble, adding that properly switching to a sustainable energy economy which will take decades which is true. quick with the same a lot of time it takes charge of tesla. he's not wrong.

a global food crisis is coming accelerated by the war in ukraine and its impact on supply shortages and grain prices. looks like the biden doctrine is really paying dividends, harold. i don't know why said that. i felt like twisting the knife. anyway maybe it's time for smart people to leave earth behind and start over on mars. liberals can keep ruining the blue panic. we will head for the red one. just like people are heading to red states. it will take nine months to get to mars and there will be limited food and water but that's a piece of cake to anyone who takes amtrak. michele, did you know. mars has 30% of the gravity of earth so the sports reporting would be epic. >> michele: wow. i can't even imagine. >> greg: isn't elon musk all do something? >> michele: clearly. i'll tell you a story. you and i are of a similar generation. i remember they said we've got

to stop using paper bags of the grocery store because we are ruining all the trees. there will be no trees left on the planet. and so what did they do? they switched to plastic bags. hasn't that worked out swell? it's sort of like this knee-jerk reaction. this is so bad. got to make a change. go to plastic bags. plastic bags are so much worse. >> greg: look what he did the plastic trees. >> michele: you can find a plastic tree anywhere. >> greg: plastic amazon for us gone. the point being. >> michele: some inventions and innovations are revolutionary, like the car. then we evolved the car over time. this stuff has to evolve. we don't have revolutionary answer yet. >> greg: harold, are you worried. [applause] >> michele: thank you so much. >> i agree with michele. it took us 40 years to go from

coal to natural gas. it doesn't take place overnight. a group of people in politics today on both sides who have no sense of history, no sense of how the country came about. for that matter, how we to continue to evolve and grow. democrats have understand we cannot switch. i think everyone would love a cleaner energy economy. on the guinea one is against that. >> greg: i am. >> michele: i don't think anyone is against that. >> harold: people to the way right of me, we have to figure out how we get together on understanding history and recognizing that we all want the same thing but we are not going to get there if we die now trying to get there. we have fossil fuels, cleaner

products. natural gas, all of this is going to be a part of our energy platform for a long time and it should be. >> greg: i can't wait to be run for president than they are going to have to say, did you know he was on "gutfeld!." >> bingo! >> greg: trace, serious question. will you be equally as handsome on mars? >> trace: [laughs] >> greg: that was the question. >> trace: apparently if you go to mars to end up looking a lot like matt damon. >> greg: that's ugly. >> trace: sang out you know what we need, we need oil and we need gas. at the same time california comes out says by 2035, everybody needs electric cars. by the way, this weekend, if you can do us a favor and not charge your electric car. we are out of electricity. how in the world are you going to power 30 million electric cars and 2035 and you can't do 1.3 million today? >> greg: that's a great point. jamie, i doubt you have anything as cogent as that but i'm going to give you the last word

anyway. are you excited about going to mars? something tells y me you might have a better chance with mars women. >> jamie: is possible. supposedly it takes. i flew here from alaska. 20 hours. it was torture. to get to mars, it's seven months. can you imagine being on a mars flight and you hear a baby crying and you're like well, they'll grow out of it. [laughter] i did hear southwest says they end up going to mars they will give two bags of peanuts. seven months. i was on a plane and i heard a person start talking about the mile high club. i wonder people will want to be on the hundreds of thousands of miles club. when i hear someone say i want to be in the mile high club i think i just want to have sex in

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would you agree? they are earning six figures and getting health insurance, dental, vision, paid vacation, all the stuff i deny my staff. because that means more for me, i say. more health care. anyway. it's a win-win for everyone. families want to qualified professionals with degrees and educated millennials want more money, perks and the opportunity to smack children for support. i don't have children that i care about. so i can't relate. it seems odd that the story suggests you can only either be in finance or be a nanny. why don't you combine the two? the nanny who takes care of children who also knows how to manage the finances of the household? i believe we used to call that a housewife. >> a sexist would say! >> greg: trace, what do you make of this?

is it an east coast trend? >> trace: it makes me laugh. the deal here is parents are going to pay you 50, 75100 bucks an hour. the government is going to pay off your student loan. and obama is going to pay your health care. if i could be a live-in nanny or a nanny, you could skate free for many, many moons. >> greg: harold, do you have nannies. >> harold: we talked while you were away about high tuition costs and if we are going to do with the president is doing waving the stuff, you are 43 million americans impacted. it would be great if we condition it for the things that we need. we need more people to help raise kids. we need more pilots, teachers, family doctors, engineers, plumbers, electricians. the second thing is we made it as if everyone had to go to college and it's a premise this thing he's done. i like this story because i opens people's eyes and awakens

people to the fact that there are alternatives to what people can do. there's ways you can make money. if you make money by doing what you love best, you do something really well which i'm glad you do i'm glad to get paid for. have an opportunity to see you interview people and give us more insight into why we love sports. you do a great job with what you do. you're the best at what you do. congratulations with this show. trace, nobody does breaking news like you. you do what you do. that's what we ought to be asking kids and encouraging kids to do that a young age. >> greg: you should be a politician. the fastest round of compliments i've ever seen from a living human being. he is going to be the next president. jamie, i hesitated to come to you about a question that involve nannies. was that the reason? >> jamie: you just made me think.

remember, i don't want to bring it up. remember the schwarzenegger thing. they figured out was the nanny. they figured it out because she would lift up the couch and vacuum underneath it. >> greg: that makes no sense because the nanny was what he slept with. >> jamie: f is also not on a bingo card. i'm sick of the truth. you know, for real. paying these women or men as much as they possibly get paid. thing a parent is really, really hard and there's challenges but the rewards you get are that it's your kids. they kind of look like you. maybe they take care of you when you're older. the nanny gets all the bad parts and none of the good parts. pay them as much as you can. i baby sat for a while. i got the feeling they didn't totally trust me. i went into the little boy's room. there was a nanny -- not of bathroom. a little boy's bedroom. they had a teddy bear on a tripod which i think was a nanny cam.

there was a stuffed giraffe with a boom mic. aren't we lucky? it's not your kids is what i'm saying. pay them as much as you can because it's not your kids because honestly of babies and puppies were not cute, there would be no dogs or people. >> greg: that's true. that's true. or we would eat them. michele? something you sent to me in the green room. why don't we eat babies and puppies and i said that's disgusting. care to comment on that or anything? >> michele: i am mortified that i said that. it's interesting. when i was coming out of college, all the women that were like, we've got to work in corporate america. we are going to be lawyers and doctors. now i think this is really kind of cool and i disagree with you. i think these young women get to go into these nice homes, drive the mercedes around with the kids in the back, do all the fun stuff and at the end of the day they go, "see you. i've got to go." they don't have to get married and they can still have these kids. i also think this might be a

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i share your view. i don't understand why he didn't just do his job. he is supposed to fly the plane. tell people you're not going to take them on their vacations coming or going to have problems. >> greg: my theory, michele, the person wasn't. if the person was attractive no one would complain. ugly naked people, ugly naked people. people don't like to see ugly naked people. i read that the bible bible. [laughter] right? thou shalt not lay with naked ugly people. >> michele: that was the bible, not the ten commandments? >> jamie: don't cover your friend's wife unless she's hot. >> greg: terrible. >> michele: i found this a very mature reaction. let's say they hadn't taxied yet. they were taxiing come about to take off. they airdropped it. what is that? there is a nudie?

i don't know that this person took it on the plane. maybe they were. maybe they were. i don't know. >> greg: that was a first. >> michele: the point is it that showed up on your phone trying to get your focus on getting a plane in the air, i might turn the car around too. >> jamie: greg is so right. he would've been like hey, we are not going to cabo unless you send more photos if they were an attractive person. >> trace: the same pilot five months ago threatened to turn the plane around and bring it back to the gate because the guy in c23 bingo was nude and if he didn't put his mask on they would go back to the gate. >> greg: is that true?

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