>> they are awfully cute. that's how fox reports september 3, 2022. i and jon scott. see you again tomorrow. special presentation of the fog is up next. ♪ hello, i in here with judge jeanine and jimmy for luck. 5:00 new york city and this is the five. ♪ happy labor day weekend, the five is celebrating going back to school. we have a fun filled show including face-off in a trivia challenge to see who was paying the closest attention in the

classroom. not jesse. doctors will edition of supermarket showdown, a brand-new segment, the fives show tell where we will reveal our ultimate brown bag lunches from our school days you do not want to miss lesley answer fan mail russians but first, millions of students headed back to the classroom, we will give you tips on how to succeed but let's take a trip down memory lane with our school photos. [laughter] i didn't know. >> senior year. >> big 80s hair. >> you think inflation is high. oh my goodness gracious. [laughter] >> jimmy failla morning a fresh haircut. >> very nice. >> amazing. >> i look like the toughest girl in prison. [laughter] >> jimmy was apparently the most high school winner of just about

every superlative. >> true story, i peeked at the age of 17. [laughter] class chatterbox, class clown and stuff like that. >> and obviously most likely to succeed. here's the judge looking like she doesn't want to get in trouble. [laughter] so cute. >> it's that school uniform. >> i love it, so cute. >> we knew harold ford junior was destined for office, are you in the government club? >> big time to be in the government club, it's like the football team. >> this is the one we've all been waiting for. [laughter] how about hair back in the day? [laughter] >> why you have so many pictures? >> i like the head tilt. [laughter] >> that is my good side. >> very chain forward that's not cool, that's like watters fr

fridge. >> pretty good. >> scrub a few of those off the internet. middle bottom doesn't look like i was sober. [laughter] >> was that junior high? >> something like that. >> what i'm amazed at, some of these are buttoned up and organized and others look like rebellion, it looks like you put in a rock album. if you look at mine, i'm between two haircuts, side shaved but a flock of seagulls part going on, clearly going for a face. jesse has good consistency, worth noting. >> what would you like in high school? >> i went to to high school, probably worse than the first one and then better in the second one in my own mind. >> what do you mean? >> why to? >> we moved for leave to new york when i was a junior which

was hard, i had summer birthday so they had to give me an advantage. >> they wanted to know what you are like in high school. >> i was nerdy and i knew i wanted to be in politics and tried my hardest to be around those things but some of my best friends in life our high school classmates, formative years. >> look at the line on the head, did you shave that? >> not my better hair moments. >> what would you like in high school? i bet you are the smartest. >> i did high school three years like i've got to get out of h here, i want to be a lawyer and no, i just, i was a student. very much a student. >> if you just went to school you didn't have to study what did you --

>> i studied a lot. i read a lot, i did all the things. >> did you ski? >> i did ski. >> we talked about skiing and college. >> oh yes. [laughter] >> i love the headband. all the girls karate kid, daniel larusso. >> what you like in high school? >> i was like a super fun, very much like i am here, i don't bring a lot of intellect to the table, i'm always overcompensating with positive energy. people rub my stomach and throw me tennis balls but that's the way to get by in life. it works. >> look at the fashion. i'm wearing a shirt from structure. 1994, i've got my division hat, blue dragons bring a structure shirt but if you are to 70 pounds, you should never wear stripes.

>> people sitting on your lap because you are santa. [laughter] >> i shouldn't have to call for more photos but they said i had to. that's college graduation. >> that was not quite high school. >> look at that brown line on the grass, that was a balance beam my dad made for me. >> were you always a student? >> i was a good student, matt was hard but fourth and fifth grade instruction was not great and got better after that. that was my roommate and mom whose out and empty nestor as of last week. >> let's go back to the balance beam. >> the teacher -- t-shirt i'm wearing is the university of denver gymnastics team, pigtails were key to that. >> the difference between your physique and mine is you look at the balance beam, i'm looking at that truck.

[laughter] >> i think my dad made that picnic table, to and that's a dog. that was on elm street, nightmare on elm street but i was on the speech team in high school and what you call it? student council, yes. >> that is amazing. you are the speech team and political team, meet and jesse were on ecstasy. [laughter] >> okay, well that was a fun trip down memory lane. [laughter] i don't know why they blurt out my nieces face there but let's give tips to the students. we each have three tips. i came up with ones i hadn't had before. number one, i suggest you choose one social media outlet to use and delete all others from your

phone so you might choose twitter or instagram or facebook or whatever young people use now, snapchat tik tok, whatever -- not tik tok if you're in college. it would be better for your brain, career and life if you stick to one. don't take pills from anyone unless it's your doctor because one pill can kill and fentanyl pills are everywhere and they are disguised as adderall and xanax so don't do it. i wish i would have done more, completely focus on class when you're in class and less studying you have to do after. >> very good tips. >> dressed well, no structure shirts. [laughter] if you just dress queenly and don't show off, don't wear a tie and jacket and less that's your dress code, you don't want to

get beat up but make sure the clothes fit. be organized. this is important for people like me who are scattered range, organization is critical. everything organized, you're not losing things or stuffing papers all over. that can be key. have a nice relationship with your teacher, about the relationship you are thinking of. [laughter] nice, friendly special relationship she or he is to know you, you might get a little home cooking when your grade is on the edge. >> great advice, all of it. >> should have put working as a rest. your tips are life tips. everyone every age should listen to that. first, be resentful and kind to your teachers and fellow students, school principal and coaches. do your homework and try not to be offended if someone offers a different view as long as it's

offered in good faith we in schools today all over the country, everyone is afraid of ideas and a good debate. >> i'm reading the questions because everybody is talking about tips they give to students now. i thought it was what it was like when you were in school. [laughter] how to be successful, stand out. be the smartest kid in class. [laughter] that translates. the next thing was sit in the front row. [laughter] always raise your hand -- dance your way into the classroom. [laughter] and i said create your own fashion and where things that are unique. [laughter] place. >> most of the lines to observe

social tips on how to survive and get ahead, be a force multiplier of positive energy. incentivize grievance, everybody's angry, people appreciate the good guy and take good time guy to every group in high school, most people limit themselves to one group of friends you should be friends with everybody. the vapors -- that was a thing smoking in the boys room but now it vaping in the boys room and be friends. if that doesn't work, save up and get a car. [laughter] you talk about zero the hot women hanging out, how many guys do you know in high school with no friends got 87 sierra in 1000 friends? to parade flow. >> remember the float. >> you could not get advice anywhere else like this so much more to come including showing

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welcome back, time for our back to school trivia challenge. will test our knowledge the subway should have learned in elementary but too busy being cool to remember. i'll play along but i do not know the answers. i feel good about this. i'm like 100-point iq deficit going into this.

unlike in 90 to one underdog. the interior angles of a triangle -- >> you've already lost. [laughter] >> they always sum up to what degree? a, 90. b, 360. see, 180. interior angles of a triangle. [laughter] >> what did it -- sagan. >> the interior of a triangle always add to what? >> everyone is going with c, -- c for copy and jesse is correct. [laughter] >> question number two. which planet in our solar system is furthest from the son? a, neptune, b, saturn. furthest from the son.

which planet in our solar system is furthest from the son? neptune, saturn or uranus? i'm going to stick with a for neptune. yes. >> my educated mother served pies. >> i was doing college and the rainbow. >> i was googling. >> in which years did thomas edison invite invent the light bulb? 1891, 1879 or 1865? the champ, i know this one. >> one left. >> i'm going to go be. [laughter] >> the correct answer is b, 1 1879. >> did you know that?

>> i knew it was not 1865. >> that's the end of the civil war. >> i thought maybe if they had the in the theater, it might be different. [laughter] >> is that what you tell the kids? [laughter] >> and we acknowledge jesse's answers are about a year late? [laughter] 1865 since we answered -- here we go. what's eight times 12? 102, -- this should be timed. >> be. >> she's wrong. [laughter] >> ninety-six. it is c. >> that stuff i can do. >> dana is behind. do you realize it if i beat you, i wind a lot of money for vegas. the country is both an island and a continent? antarctica, australia.

africa. it is australia. is it correct? it is. >> that's so funny. everything i know about australia i know from the menu at outback. [laughter] not even kidding. who wrote the american classic of mice and men? >> i got it up first. >> it be across the board. there hugo. did he also write the grapes arrest? >> it doesn't matter. >> which of the following was not one of the original 13 colonies? >> i got it up first. >> i'm going to go vermont of solidarity with my favorite vmt. the answer is for much. what is the periodic symbol --

are oh, cir -- i'm going be. if you guessed be, you are right. come on down. >> you are the fastest in the are weakening prizes? [laughter] >> how many americans have walked in the mood? this is the bonus question you need to get right. go to your whiteboard invite an answer. >> walked on the moon or flown by it? >> okay, going into this, it's me, jesse and the judge are tied for the lead. >> can i supply? >> you are welcome to play but you are not going to get a prize. i'm torn but i know this and i'll tell you why. >> did you walk on the moon?

>> i did not and i cannot count stinkers thing about it but i believe my correct answer, i believe it high and i'll tell you why -- >> the russians, too? >> twelve, jimmy failla went. this is a big deal. in full disclosure this is why. my wife is from ohio, home of neil armstrong and at the space museum you find fun facts where they sell the ice cream of the future. what is the future going to get here? the thing is, i one. >> what did you win? [laughter] >> all expense paid trip to chick-fil-a on the sunday of my choice. coming up, battling it out in back-to-school edition of supermarket showdown next. ♪

welcome to fox news live, i am jon scott. here in the air over mississippi is a rogue pilot friend to crash twin engine plane into a walmart causing panic and evacuations on the ground. the plane circled over north mississippi hours this morning before safely landing in a field. police arrested corey patterson, ten year employee of the aviation where he fueled planes charged with grand larceny for stealing the plane and making terroristic threats. no word on a motive. for the second time this week nasa today scrubbed launch of artemis one moon rocket. the reason, a leak in a hydrogen tank hours before today's launch window open. nasa says it will not be able to fix it before september 19 launch window. the unmanned mission is a trial run for sending men back to the

moon. ♪ >> welcome back, brando back-to-school edition of supermarket showdown. duking it out over the prices of favorite school supplies. liver guesses without going over is a winner. as i always say, i don't know the answers in advance. would you like to showcase that? >> i would be happy to. >> trapper keeper here, plastic dividers inside, the ring bi binder, americans titanium, only the best for us. how much is the price of the trapper keeper? >> i'm going 30 american.

>> greenbacks. the answer is 1087. who's got that? >> 1099. >> twenty-four dollars. [laughter] >> you showcased it, i thought it was pricing. >> trapper keepers didn't have a nice covers on the outside. >> harold knows a lot because he hangs out with jean-pierre. [laughter] he's got an advantage. >> and binders full of women just like our friends. seventy-two pack of pencils. that's a lot of pencils. [laughter] >> there are 12. >> multiply 12 times six, you get 72 according to my latest calculations.

>> seventy-two. >> multiple cases. >> seventy-two pencils. >> i'm going with nine american. >> that's what i did. >> this is going to be tight. the answer is $23. >> what? >> inflation. [laughter] who was closer? >> you are closest. >> you two are tied. >> we both had nine. >> both doing better-than-expected. next, pencil case black pencil case that can fit pencils or what other contraband you might have. school or make up, attract attention. >> it's not a waste jami. >> who calls it the waste jami?

>> pencil case. >> oh, i blew this one. >> 488. judge at five. >> i went because she went over. >> the right. you are over. >> coming back after that disastrous performance. here we go, three pack of erasers. what do they call these in england? >> robbers. [laughter] >> in case you make a mistake which i don't do. three pack of erasures. >> 288. >> ninety-nine cents. it's 144.

>> i got it. >> think about it, it's just rubber. no book is next. would you like to -- it's a spiral notebook. >> the key is you know what, it's wide ruled. i hate wide world. i think it affects the price, wide ruled. >> i'm going with $6. >> really? i'm going with a dollar 88. >> it's wide world. >> $3.36. >> was in the lead? this is our last -- dana and i are tied. we have -- what are those called? calculator. i remember these, they were

expensive whenever we were kids but most boys his age, they type the numbers upside down and wrote dirty words. they could say 8008 and it was a big deal. >> i'm going with the big 60 -- what does that mean? >> $9.30. >> oh, you're going low. is that like 1 dollar, prices right? >> twenty dollars. >> we all went over. >> dana wins. [laughter] >> you did it. [laughter] >> you are a school shopper. >> i love kids so much. you got to get the pencil case. i don't like the zipper one, you got to get the box. the crayons and --

>> my calculator was $100 when i was in high school. >> i still can't get this to turn on 30 years later. >> you do have a problem turning things on. [laughter] >> show and tell with brown bag lunches student days and you don't want to miss it. when we return. ♪

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on this addition, we are doing show and tell go back to cafeteria this with brown bag lunches. share our dream much back in the day including mania, snack and drink. i love grape soda as a kid, it could be anything, just make sure to get the grape soda. i love french fries the chicken

sandwich churches i loved as a kid. a chicken sandwich. >> chicken sandwich? >> do you want a bite? >> no. >> i don't know where they got it from. >> i do want to eat your chi chicken. >> it looks delicious. [laughter] >> that's funny. you're not supposed to commit to your lunch because you are supposed to swap. >> you might want to swap with me because i would take a slice of whole pizza and if you had pizza the night before the new take the slice of pizza the next day. in the bag we have thin mints like girl scout cookies but what i found today in the basket at

fox, nutter butter. i would love a coca-cola. my favorite thing, my mom would send me a note and she wrote it in shorthand because she took dictation and this is what this one says. anybody know? >> eat your lunch. [laughter] >> i believe it says have a great day. anybody want my pizza okay. >> we will see if missus fay the cancer. >> the judge's next. >> i went to a catholic school and this is my favorite but this is what i had so i always had milk and my mom would make an omelette and put it in a container and the bread was different. somebody put cheese in their. >> looks horrible.

[laughter] >> i liked it that's what we made on fridays because we didn't eat meat, went to a catholic school and my mom didn't want me eating peanut butter and jelly and i had my favorite which was scooter pie, chocolate. they have marshmallow inside and the wafer. >> going for a food trade here. [laughter] >> this was my go to from first grade on, old enough to eat lunch in school, we always have doritos. the doritos are dual function because they would serve as the cheese on my bologna sandwich. baloney and doritos. i know nobody likes to show off

but this is the kind i was. it would come in the package with the white label, it didn't have a brand or name, that was my mom's and my mom's note and then he put chips on top of the sandwich. for a drink, if you're wondering why i look like i'm in the third trimester, i would drink about seven capri cents a day. plastic straw. nobody wants to drink through a paper straw, hold out for the plastic straw and this was the headline, lindens chocolate c chip. they are so crispy they can't go bad because they were never g good. always stale delicious. they made a butter crunch version, amazing. you could trade these for anything except maybe a cold omelette.

[laughter] >> i don't know why i have pellegrino, i didn't drink it in school, i think it's what i wanted for lunch today macadamia nuts. [laughter] never had those but i wanted them today. >> didn't understand the assignment? >> did not understand the assignment. this looks like a lobster roll. [laughter] >> you brought fish into the studio. >> the culprit in the building. >> it looks like a note inside. to jesse from mom, have a great day, make a new friend and listen to your teachers. i don't want to see you on the back bench. if you misbehaved, you got sent to the bench and you sat in front of the principal's office like this. my mom worked at my school so she would walk by and would see me on the bench.

[laughter] then i would cry. i'm going to eat my lobster now. >> would you like my sentiments? >> yes. would you like to trade? [laughter] >> i want the macadamia nuts. >> you want the nuts? >> next, will answer and no questions when we return. ♪

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jimmy. [laughter] you ever sent to the printable's office and if so, why? >> rather than itemize each time, i will stick with one of the big ones. i was a bit of a problem kid growing up. [laughter] we were sent to the pentacles office because who would take a fire expenditure and soaked people with it. it's back before super soa

soakers -- >> during school? >> yes. you would annihilate them. >> that's called assault. [laughter] what was the punishment? >> detention and we got one day of in-school suspension which nowadays you would look at your phone back then read books. >> no. >> i didn't think so. >> you never sent to the principles? >> i don't think so unless it was to help do something for the school. [laughter] >> she was wearing a wire. [laughter] >> jesse, you were on that bench in front of the principal's office. >> yes and in middle school my dad was the principal so i would have to see him which was awkward in high school i was sent several times for fighting. doesn't even matter x you want me to name names? [laughter]

ryan roney. [laughter] i think i was hitting him in the back with rubber bands and he hit me. i did not hit him back, turned the other cheek is quicker. >> yes, catholic schools. >> once, second grade. recess i was told never to go off the playground and i did into the woods because i wanted to see what was in the woods. [laughter] i remember only thing there were a bunch of rappers the candy now and later's, a bunch of rappers. >> not like hip-hop rappers. [laughter] >> no, it wrapped the candy up. >> i was sent to the principles office and was a dear friend of my family, ms. hattie jackson

and i'll never forget her words, she packed on me seven times, a wooden paddle. 1977. i never got sent to the principles again, it was embarrassing. then my parents did the same thing at home, they were embarrassed i was sent there. >> sneaking into the woods to eat now in layers, that's the worst story. >> that's with people do in the woods, okay. >> next, an instagram question from fox weather. what are you most looking forward to in the fall? friends at fox weather have given up forecast with their at. if helps us prepare for the weather during favorite events

of two nearly a year in advance. i most looking forward to visiting upstate new york beautiful leaves changing color into looks like there will be light rain showers, 51 degrees mid-october. >> well, he would think you could rounded up. i'd like to go with you. >> harold. >> i love college football more than anything in saturday's i'm a michigan fan, go blue. we will play hawaii, 8:00 game. >> tough opponent. [laughter] >> homecoming week, too. [laughter] >> for the game, it's not until 8:00 p.m. but it's light rain, daytime high 77, low of 55.

>> me, you and jesse would be favored over hawaii. [laughter] >> i'm going on a gator hunt in texas in september so golf area so what's the weather going to be like, do we know? >> ninety-one. >> that's high for a gator hunt. >> i love really sure in the fall they call it local summer because that's when tourists leave and locals stick around but fox weather is not hooking me up, light green, average daytime is 73. >> that looks like michigan. >> shameless self-love, i look forward to going to iowa october 15 headline the bridgeview center in ottumwa. a stand-up comedy event, there's

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>> time for one more thing. i want to wish this lady a happy birthday. today she turns 105. she says her secret to long life is wine with dish and bailey's irish cream every night. congratulations to you, billy. >> the twins are starting the 6th grade this year. remember my three pieces of advice. stay organized, stay friendly to the teachers and dress nicely.

>> there is a group of superintendents and principles who decided school was starting but they put together a schoolhouse rock because they are called the superintendents of rock plus. take a listen. [♪♪] >> they perform classic rock everywhere from professional ballgames to conferences. they love seeing the look on the students' faces when they start jamming out. >> marcus decide to give 150 backpacks to young players. congrats to them.

>> knowing the falcons, they will blow the lead. a fight has broken out over twitter over which color subject folder you should take to class. >> thanks for joining us. we'll see you back here next time. brian: hello to you. welcome to a special edition of "one nation." i remain brian kilmeade. dave ramsey, economic advice, you won't get anything anywhere else. mike rowe. let's get started. we begin with this. monday the nation will