need workers. that is part of the american ethic. thank you for joining us on this special edition of "the ingraham angle." that's it for us tonight. fly your flag this weekend and every weekend, have a great time with your family and friends. it goes by really fast. remember it is america now and forever. and greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ >> greg: good evening and happy labor day. i am mike got felled, greg's hotter looking twin brother. greg is at home so he sent me to fill in. it's not my first time, i've been sweet secretly filling in all summer long. so tonight i thought we will look back at some of my favorite segments when i hosted the show. consider it a present for your eyes.

you know what it is time for? ♪ lessons in diversity ♪ hi, and welcome to lessons in diversity. i am your host mary lou breton. this is what she looks like. and in a perfect world, diversity would be awesome. who does not want to work with the different people? as opposed to this. [laughter] there is nothing more boring and on the same, and i should know. [laughter] i love different phases in different races all comingling in a melting pot i call greg's hot tub of the quality. but today's diversity seems to be only about looks and ideas, which is not how you make something funny unless you look like this. [laughter] it's a cheap shot, but see. there is a downside to diversity once you put it over other variables like talent or skill

and poor hygiene. what if you find someone that is funnier than someone else, but that person is not black or female or lgbtq asap byob lol. the problem with diversity hiring as you may end up with something or someone like this. [laughter] yeah, she ticked at least three boxes and none were capable, charming, or sane. then again, the man taking the boxes thought it was a form listing his medications. this is not about kamala and nine diversity hires, well, they can suck too. [laughter] white guy. i hate white people! as you know, tbs canceled a late night "full frontal with samantha bee" i bet biden salary you did not know, but if you saw, you will wonder if that's a man to be, i would hate to see

samantha c, d, or f. it's raining pretty bad, but slightly higher than my that colonoscopy. all you need is a flashlight, a rib spreader, and the flexibility of gabby douglas. but this caused real pain among the press. my god, another female lead show gets canceled. as if they forgot about chevy chase, pat sajak, arsenio hall, canning, they were all let go too, but we men don't whine about that, mainly because for men, losing jobs is part of our lives. as opposed to losing oven mitts or spatulas. [laughter] a sexist would say! disgusting. disgusting. but still the media broke down like joe behar at the store he found out that they were out of mustache wax. my husband has a mustache.

samantha bee's cancellation hits at tough times for women and poc and late-night tv. yeah, because when you think person of color, you think samantha bee, a white lady from canada. imagine the tough times ahead for true canadians of color you know, like -- yes, like justin trudeau. [cheers and applause] to some it is a tragedy that a woman of prominence was unceremoniously removed from tv. the writer actually says fingers crossed twice that they land and a new platform that values her show more. the only way that will happen is if the show include some full frontal. another who is worse would say! we have to get rid of these people! who are they? did you write that? then they mention other canceled shows with obscure women and

minorities. saying if only they get and give it a chance. excuse me, they got a show, that was a chance, and they will probably get another. it's something 370 million americans don't get, never mind that they had viewers reaching for the remotes like brian stelter reaching for a scoop of cherry flavored lard. that's why hillary and her no talent daughter now have a show on apple tv+. man, i feel bad for the exact who will cancel their show. [laughs] rest in peace, whoever that is. [applause] suicide note is already written. the next day the "l.a. times" ran a similar piece with this headline the late-night recession is here and it will hit underrepresented voices artists. at least someone is admitting there is a recession. but underrepresented voices. have you flipped through the channels for 20 minutes?

you might not find two straight white commercials are actual tv shows, if you calculated the percentage of the population based on commercials, america would be 125% gay. it's true. plus these pieces sound exactly alike. like in college when i copied the cliffs notes instead of actually reading "charlotte's web." they called these cancellation a symbolic low for many american women. but if american women like her show they would've watched it. it's like critics blaming fans for not watching the wnba when they prefer a real housewives where there is more dunking. [laughter] but sorry, most brides did not know b. i did a serve way to limit survey it was in the men's room, the only other person was trey gowdy using the hand dryer to smell his hair, but still, i did the proper legwork and by legwork i mean kicking feet

under the stall. you know, that's why when the awards. ♪ ♪ >> greg gutfeld, america's award-winning journalists, with six clericals. [cheers and applause] oh, no, no. it's not about the awards! [laughs] when no one watches the show about diversity, it's never the show's fault, it's yours, it's all of you racist jerks without recognizing the diversity matters more. but diversity is the natural antagonist of merit when it's the only factor you consider. to the press it's not about enjoyment, but appreciation of their clients and one to replace the enemies with participation trophies, but they avoid the elephant in the room and i don't mean james corden. it's another tiny show that is causing all of the cancellations. and who could that be?

♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] on any given night we crushed all of those shows, and we just started! and they should applaud that since we are also the most diverse show ever. look at jimmy kimmel, colbert, fallon, all white except for their vans. some might call that racist in itself, full frontal with a white woman hosts, what is "gutfeld!," a polish female, a black dude coming at me with more disorder personality disorders and hair. and the diversity of our gas on any given night the panel looks like a brochure for a city college. you could not get a more diverse lineup if you went to a gay pride parade with the seven dwarves. what about our content? we are the only show that offers a diversity of ideas. they certainly don't.

in a way it sounds like the beginning of a joke. a polish blonde, a black wrestler, and a little person walk into a bar. a few months later through hard work, determination, and talent, they own it. [cheers and applause] let's welcome tonight's guests! you can tell he was a cabbie, because his jokes drive people away. across america host jimmy ba bailey! she rocks it south with a great feld mouth, fox business anchor dagen mcdowell. [cheers and applause] he has seen more combat than the ants in kat's office. cory newell. and she is like a lotto ticket, the allure vanishes once you scratch her.

fox news contributor kat timpf. we have to do a shout out to america for killing a terrorist! we killed it -- what's his name? something like that, cory? i was not even close. >> you want close, but we are used to it. >> he struck it right. >> it is peter strzok. >> i did not go to college. >> have not even brought up the fact that i was a cabdriver. but i did -- >> who saw that coming? >> but i knew three guys in my garage with a last name, so they were like -- i said for what, speeding? told him to slow down. it's because was worth it. >> greg: that joke is almost as bad as your jacket. >> i cannot decide if i wanted to be a guest or the piece of the furniture.

further to that cabbage patch dolls, so work with me here. >> i can't even say a salute to america without that. what is interesting, let's get into the show since you ruined that opening. can we do a chance? what is interesting as i was talking to adam: he says there is silence about the show in hollywood. >> they don't say a word. you're the king of late night, but you are the rodney king of it. you are. >> greg: that is funny. >> you are it and that's a little secret that they don't want to acknowledge. and late-night is funny, that's all they want to do, they want to tune in and laugh, did not cancel cement to be because of her gender, but because she is the comedy as o.j. is to marriage, which is not fair, because o.j. at least killed once in a while.

>> greg: i guess enough time has passed. too soon. dagen mcdowell, you know it, i actually think, and i think you might agree with me being from the south that diversity is important. important, but it can't be the be-all and end-all. >> there is no diversity and late-night even before samantha bee got [bleep]. what? she got [bleep]! because there is no diversity of thought. you are talking about there is groupthink, unfunny groupthink. but i do like the equality of you suck at your job and you get fired. what she is so unfunny though. >> greg: i thought she was funny when she was on "the daily show." >> she sent women back 150 years. all of the games from "saturday night live," joan rivers, carol burnett, and lucille ball.

women are now back -- phyllis diller, hilarious. i could go on. but we are now back to get in the kitchen and pound out some biscuits. >> greg: the good old days. as a success would say. here is my argument, talented daily show, too political on her show. and when you get too political you can't be that funny anymore, because you are too angry. >> can she hear herself? no self awareness that everything coming out of her mug is painfully unfunny. it's like i know i can't be a stripper. you know, i am -- >> greg: don't sell yourself short! i know just the plate. >> i am old as methuselah, my nickname is flapjack, and the only dance i know are some hand moves from "cats." >> there is a market for everything. >> greg: there really is. there's someone for everybody. i think that crazy lady over

there made a good point about diversity of thought. this is not about like race or gender, we would be successful, but it's about that they can't talk about certain things. we can talk about everything. >> this is that whole woke ideology where they can only be angry about everything. and dagen is exactly right. you had great historic women that are absolutely committed heroes, and she killed that. like kat. >> greg: you know what, kat, if this is happening, at a certain point it has to end, because remember we did a segment on hollywood and how the oscars, to be eligible for an oscar you had to look at your staff and people making the movies, and you had to have the right orientation, which meant you had asked the people that work for you who they slept with. >> yeah, to me that's weird. to me i will not want that job. but even though the article is about how the show was canceled, none of them mention the

ratings. at all. except for the one in mpr that said oh, and the channel said that it had nothing to do pretty much with the ratings. none of them actually mention what they actually were. nobody was watching it. to the fact that it had seven seasons is remarkable. like truly remarkable. >> greg: and every article, no mention of the show. they could not bring it up. and we have -- i think may be close to ten times her ratings appeared to like was nuts. you cannot say it. we are like four times bigger than the daily show, we are like massive. i feel like howard stern in the '90s. i'm the king of media! >> none of the article suggested that any of the guys should q quit. >> greg: s, step aside. >> i was on the show when you took the top rating as a late-night king over jimmy kimmel and all the rest. so i'm proud to be a part of that. >> greg: there you go! all and corey mills.

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>> greg: am sorry, but the only space you should concern with being safe is america. not your feelings. it's not your feelings, it's our security, but still, i bet it was a good question. >> it's a good question, you can use inclusive language, instead of saying something like hey guys, you can say hey everyone, or hate team. >> now that you say that, another way that we can show that we are allies and we accept everybody is to maybe include our pronouns in our emails or like we just add to, introduce ourselves using our pronouns. >> greg: this is a cold. it just show that we are allies. you mean, like england. i mean, you guys work together. that means you are already allies unless you are saying you aren't allies until you accept my pronoun? god forbid i miss gender som someone. >> would i do if i miss gender

someone? >> i think the first thing to recognize is that it is not the end of the world. >> greg: thank god for that! you know, you know what would be the end of the world? launching a nuclear missile and triggering world war iii. maybe concentrate on that stuff. some serious buffoonery. sorry, i have my priorities backwards. so do you correct yourself and move on? >> you correct yourself and move on or accept the correction and move on. of the most important thing i can tell you is do not put the burden of making you feel good about your mistake on the person you missed gendered. >> thank you for telling me that. it >> greg: you're welcome. somewhere there is a general in china going, this will be easier than i thought. [laughter] while other countries beef up their defenses, we are obsessing

over words. i wonder what that is like. >> all right, everyone, let's make sure we are using the right pronouns in the workplace. it's important to create a safe space for our coworkers. like you would never say, he has a drunk loser. just say my coworker is a drunk loser. take out the pronoun, it's not offensive. and when you can't assume someone's gender, it could be a key, it could be a she. it could be a day. any questions? >> what about us? we are today, we are more than one person, and we are one. join us. >> yes, thank you. nice to hear from them, they are. that's all for today. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i hate to explain this gets, but i have to say that i was thinking about the fact that they keep using they now as the pronoun for single or

people. that pisses me off. why don't you come up with a new freaking pronoun, they being a group of people should be offended. >> great point, team. [laughter] this is the craziest -- like i was watching and i was like are these guys like ai? what are we watching? i don't know whoever made this video does not guilt the summary, what is this? i am so confused. i was talking to a buddy of mine and a really good friend of mine about this who lives in kentucky. his pronouns are he and haw. do you know what my other problem with this is? and i don't know how to make the point, but i feel like it's too much information to give everybody. so like i am just meeting you,

i've never met someone before it. and i'm going my name is jamie am i pronouns or like he him, what if you have never talked to me. it's just so much information. what if we never talk again. it would be like me going hi, my name is jamie, i was born with a penis. thinking about hanging onto it. i love vaginas who are you with? [laughter] >> greg: kat, what he is talking about is precisely the problem, since when is the workplace and environment for your own self-actualization? we used to just get up, go to work and think about what you are having for lunch and then go home. you don't sit there going, oh, kat better not be mean to me! you know what i mean? it's like when did this become acceptable? >> it's not everybody self-actualization either. if you want to use they as single gender prone man, don't say that i can't use you guys as

a general neutral, because i am from the midwest and that is part of my culture. so that is offensive to me. i'm never going to stop with you guys, and again, that video, the production value was laughable. like it is the u.s. government made it. they have unlimited resources. you could not get demi lovato? >> the reality is, if you are going on the battlefield, they/they are, there is a grenade. by the time they are gone. >> the video would've been more entertaining if they would've asked that. >> greg: at least that is entertaining. charles, you are in the air force, which is like the navy, except with planes, right? [laughter] so i understand. so i understand, if any, like not everybody is on the battlefield, so you have a lot of young people that are behind

the scenes that are may be doing my transcriptions and stuff, so you have like -- you come in as -- you have old guard coming in with a young generation that are being spoon-fed this stuff in college, why don't they shut it down and say -- instead of feeding the stuff. why can't the military grow some balls? they can't, because it's not possible! >> i can just tell you, when it was sarah, yes, no, sir, yes, ma'am, no man, and that was it. this is mind-boggling. i agree with you. we might just hand china had the keys to the country. this is ridiculous. i don't know why, but it is so done. i cannot believe that the military is going on the road.♪ >> greg: up next, the professor keeping his eyes on professor keeping his eyes on crime in the

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faces? sports, movies, books, now the woke are going after the cooks. but owned by the parent company arby's says woke food lovers have lost their minds over cultural appropriation. it is part of the woke plan to ruin everything fun from eating to murder. [laughter] it is true. they everyone murder too. the writer points to the recent articles calling out caucasian cooks who dare make ethnic dishes not from their native lands. so i better not tell them about elizabeth warren's powwow child. [cheers and applause] you love that joke. they target to delay to diana kennedy. a99-year-old british chef who pioneered mexican cooking. write to "the new york times" and never reckoned with her authority over mexican cuisine as a white british woman. too bad she's dead or she would tell them to go eat a bag of spotted -- by the way, by the

way this is a spotted. there's a lot of room in there, jamie. [laughter] i don't know whether to eat it or eat it. so in their eyes, the only people who can make a taco our guys named paco. unless paco is from spain, and then according to the times, forget it if you are a korean born chef raised by white people in america, because your korean food is not korean enough. proving what i have said a million times, adoption does not work. that's what this segment is about. and celebrity chef jamie oliver, a white guy with cultural appropriation specialist to give as many as the a-ok making sure they do not offend anyone. here is jamie with his wife and kids at least this jamie held it together.

[laughter] anyway, i waited a long way for that one. a google search the picture of his family. that's why. i just like to rub it in his face. but as the woke-gone too far? >> step right up, this is how we are going. these are the tacos. >> [coughing] no mexicans were harmed in the making of this taco? you should not be eating this anyway? >> that's right, we also have a hamburger. >> mind as well. approved by german chefs, just the way that you like it. >> that's how you know you like it. we also have hot dogs if you want to give that a try. >> might as well, right pastor mark this one actually tastes

good, but why is there no message in it? >> nobody knows what is inside hot dogs anyway. so you know. next, please. free samples, the versatile users. >> greg: can at the argument be made that cooking a foreign dishes honoring and valuing a cultural. >> there is no argument to be made. were the ones eating it if you had a hard time with it. where you going to a mexican restaurant if you are not mexican, stupid? what, show yourselves. america is a melting pot. the food -- [cheers and applause] if you go to italy and ask for pizza and you buy it it does not taste like our food. chinese food in america does not taste like china. because they care about their food over there. the effect of cultural

appropriation is only one meal and it taste like the back of my hand. speak of the links that people are going, was an extra in food, and the fact that she does not reckon that she was a white lady who is an expert in next to him food. and i don't get how that is a problem at all. but certainly not a problem that you can't get over after someone died. >> greg: they see the obituary and are like, i need to add this part. >> some go beyond the grave, i get that. but if you are a white lady, you make mexican food. burn in hell, btch. you can let it go. she died. >> greg: s, let it be. if i were to rent a really tiny car and drive to mcdonald's, order a happy meal, sit in the passenger seat and eat it while crying, would i be appropriating my diverse dad?

>> wow, i'm just trying to figure out who is driving. [laughter] i love greg. i love when someone tells me they are a foodie. it is a really quick way of figuring out that i did not just make a new friend. i hate the word, i don't know why i hated so much. i just hate it. and i get it it saves time period is shorter than saying that the leap. but -- am i? i'm not, this is not a joke, am i not understanding? i am just not aware, when we have something from another culture or a growing up, we are celebrating. and with us to share, and they had us all get a recipe from a grandparent saying this is what we did. i don't understand how the offense comes in. just because somebody came over here first? you don't go to taco bell and

outside you see protesters that are garbage men. >> greg: we did the same thing when i was a kid. >> do you know what i mean question markets just cele celebrated. you don't see johnny depp out of a long john silver. >> this is always a trend. it's like woke-islam to move away from the primary purpose makes it sports a fun or win. and it's the trance. and it's not that it's not good, it's that you don't hurt the antistress year something. >> whenever i look at at a issue like this. it's just like a radical first world access just gone totally off the rails. and like, the world is just laughing at us for even having

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>> greg: do you have a fear of wearing strangers work out gear? too bad inflation rates the chance that you will be wearing loose pants. lululemon, is that a guy? selling used yoga pants, a parent company of bella vita. the report that sales of secondhand clothing are expected to rise 23% this year. how did they get that right? even tv hosts are getting into the act. right now i am wearing jason paisley's underwear. of course secondhand sfr more palatable way of putting it then second sweaty ass. but with inflation people say

buying used is worth it. they find some items grosser to buy use than others, such as shoes and band-aids anyways, this seems like a good place for a skit. >> hello, scare, welcome to second time around, do you see anything you like? >> yes, i'm going to get some of these underpants. >> great choice, can i interest you in the prechewed sandwich? >> that will save me so much time. then i think one of these used toothbrushes too. have you seen my lucky toilet toothbrush, my dad gave it to me. you don't want to know what he had to do to smuggle this out of albania. >> so gross! [applause] oh, my gosh. >> greg: according to this article 62% of millennials and jen z look for used closed before new clothes. do you use you stuff?

>> yeah. i use used shoes. i'm not going to be walking around in heels and the wild. because i'm only wearing them from that green room to hear. so i don't want to spend a lot of money paired so i buy used shoes. >> greg: used heels. that makes sense. why buy something new that you wear for one hour? there are some things for an hour that i have to throw in. >> please do not look my way. please don't look my way. >> greg: that's a great song. please don't look my way. it's like a sequel to -- well, anyway. harris, you saved $39 on yoga pants if you buy them used. is that a good deal? it still used. >> i don't want to pick on this, because this is inflation. and i don't want to pick on this because the prices of everything are going to go up. and people are going to feel it every more. and it serious stuff, so people need to, you know, get items that they have to have -- don't

give up yoga, just wash it before you wear them. >> greg: if you are practicing yoga, you're probably doing okay. >> wash them before you wear them. >> greg: in terms of the seriousness, there is like an emblem of certain kinds of -- i remember when he heard about jimmy carter and he was long gas lines. now you know what it is. you have used yoga pants. >> i don't even like to wear my hockey gear that i'm the only person who has worn it before. it >> greg: that's because you don't clean it. that's the worst thing is athletic gear because it is so not cleaned and people don't clean it. >> hand wash. >> a true awful story i had a game on monday night and i left my bag in my trunk, just sitting in the parking lot at union station right now, and it's just baking and they are. and i'm going to sell it online when i get home! >> greg: the most disgusting thing, tyrus, it is that gym bag with the clothes in it that you leave in the car in hot weather

and you open it up. it's like a dead body! >> who are you? >> this is who he is. i have to be honest i am offended by this whole concept. it's all -- must be nice. must be a small person problem where you can all sell your clothes to other people. yeah, i have to brand-new. there is not a g walking around putting his stuff up. retro, once you are a plus size monster, you have to buy everything. so there is no -- >> greg: what size shoe do you wear? 17. >> you are a professional athlete though. >> you know where i would be without these clothes? i would buy used pants to walk into goodwill and be like why not? not it's that way, chris. i can tell you, four hours in a house and a family of two. >> that's funny. it >> greg: you could wear attend. >> i do not ask you!

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>> greg's leftovers. a >> greg: once again time for leftovers, the segment where you watch me eat per 40 minutes straight. actually, it's where we read the jokes we did not use this week. unlike any leftovers, until you dig in, you never know if they are good or just terrible. and as always, this is my first time reading these. all right, here we go. during an interview on news nation, former cnn anchor chris cuomo accepted a job at a fledgling network. i watched a few minutes and thought he was pretty good. then i finished filling up my gas tank and drove away. [laughter] nice! but it was nice to see new station and finally broadcasting in color. [laughter] you can't have them all. chris's brother andrew has adopted a new tv job. i'm looking for him on the qvc

selling his new brand of nipple ring. though he says the senior discount will no longer be available. black family is suing sesame place alleging some of their costumed characters ignored their daughter based on her race. president biden chimed in saying any excuse for ignoring a little girl does not pass the sniff test. all this comes after "sesame street" controversially blamed bert and ernie for spreading monkeypox. [laughter] the makers of grand theft auto announced they are releasing a version of the hit game now with the ability to play as a female character. which will make it even more realistic now that it is a woman crashing the car. a sexist would say. i just on that. this past weekend a group of nazi protesters showed outside a usa convention, they try to remove them, but they were on

public property, and you can't tell the fbi what to do. wow. zing. that's good. jetblue has approached to purchase spirit airlines. jetblue overpaid by $3.8 million. [laughter] these are good. also the deal was expected to go through immediately, but it is still stuck in fort lauderdale. [laughter] this week "the new york times" wrote on the trend of cannibalism in contemporary fiction which means the media thinks we will soon be hungry enough to start eating each other. the good news, we will finally get that five star michelin rating from my ass. the new survey finds that one and three stealing coworkers food from the office refrigerator. the other two-thirds are damn

liars, brian kilmeade. get that picture off. a limb veto has been listed had the symptoms of long covid said jill biden "thank god." this week john hinckley tweeted his support for abortion, which is not surprising considering he supports killing people during the first term. [laughter] wow. that is gold. a new study claims that dogs with white sounding names get adopted from shelters faster than dogs with black sounding names. but my dog adolf already knew that. [laughter] oh, we are the best. finally subway restaurants are offering presandwiches for the first person who gets a foot-long tattoo, which is a lot better than when jared offered

free sandwiches to see anyone's foot-long. [laughter] those are pretty damn good. don't go away. we will be right back.

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