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miss kat who is on her honeymoon. [laughter] >> i think we know which one is which. all right, this labor day, the rest of us were barbecuing, picnicking or if you are like me, barbecuing the picnic or, what was our president up to? you remember the speech, right? here is the clip. ♪ ♪ ♪ 3 think that he might want to repair the damage he's done, but instead he said this over twitter instead he says the proposals of maga are a threat

to the country. i would say that he is tone deaf, but he can't hear me. so maga proposals, i mean, what does that mean? >> when we had one of the most successful presidents in history, including an economy that was the envy of the world. >> do you want to get married? oh, do i. >> we are gathered here to join this couple in holy matrimony. do you join in spite of the losers in the haters? even though your doctor said that you're the healthy of healthiness and i now pronounce you man and wife and a threat to

democracy and members of mar-a-lago. hey guys, wednesday night is seafood night. [laughter] [applause] 2 my advice is that you have to add that to the valleys. weddings, proposals, and divorces. in the fight over who's getting my pillow is there as well. facing runaway crime, everything is maga including gibberish, this guy spouts more rubbish than a busted trash compactor is he still the husband of joe biden. >> if my name is joe biden, i'm the husband of joe biden i want to start by saying that any child under 12 years of age

deserves ice cream or something for doing this. this has to be the most boring thing in the world for you, honey. >> well, hold on their. [laughter] keep your distance. [laughter] and you know, it's the only place where the secret service protects people from him and look, everyone is entitled to be an idiot. 2 everybody's entitled to be an idiot. >> i think he found his campaign slslogan for 2024. what about those extreme republicans? i don't think that they just threaten our personal rights and economic security. >> extreme republicans don't just threaten personal rights and economic security, they

embrace political violence. >> we beat the farm of this year, and it matters. we are going to change people's lives. >> oh, my god. he should tell pharma that they were beat.

tonight get on my face, man, say before, i'll say it again. everyone is entitled to be an idiot. never before in the history of this country have more people have that opportunity under this administration. i think i said that right. [cheers] [applause] [laughter]

>> he can't stop. >> certainly there was the factor of violence for many americans, and 1860 we had a president and an ex-president calling for it. this is the first time in american history that we had someone that used to be president of the united states. >> you got to give them credit, he hit the civil war and world war ii and one comparison. it's a shame that he left out bin laden and freddy krueger. some historian. but he's not alone. i wonder if he has the scoop on the ultrabright maga contingent.

>> there is a contingent in this country that wants to overthrow the u.s. government that despises institutions and because they believe in a deep state spiritually and they cling to it. >> i had assumed that they were supposed to write about it and not encourage it. they are as unbalanced as pelosi taking a field sobriety test. what world are these people living in? did they go outside? are they nocturnal like rack tunes? if you see one in the daytime does that mean that they are rabid? >> these days, it feels that we are not at the brink of a civil war but one has already begun.

>> what a fun house mirror to reality. aims to accuse you of civil war when you just want a civil life. no wonder they can offer any evidence. he wants you to think it's 1864 which is the last year that he had a solid bowel movement. but i will listen to bill on more. >> people getting their information on the internet. you know, if you go on the internet, everybody seems like they are angry, but if you walk around, they are not. i think the internet is an abusive relationship. 2 he's not the first to say it, but it's worth noting. we have entire industries invested in the psychological wargames and it's all in their minds, maybe because there's not much else in there. and there is no war going on with your neighbors. unless it is a shooting one in chicago. and politicians don't mind that.

they claim it is a war for the soul of america. we depend on the constitution and not the soul. people that want to change the constitution, those that want to use government agencies to protect criminal can. we are not the radicals, they are. whether it is my country or my underwear. , we have been wearing this since the fourth of july.

>> coming up we have fox news contributor tom with us and her pronouns are she and she is at. dagen mcdowell. [cheers] [applause] >> and we also have the former white house director of communications with us tonight, mercedes sclapp. also we have tom shillue. >> we usually have to step up one steps down. by the way, which member of the

oj did you murder. [laughter] >> would like to thank you. >> what do you make of the whole maga proposal thing? >> you know, it is so idiotic. usually you talk about the reality, the situation, the politics. but i can't even address it because it's like an opposite. i think at this point. when you are by yes-men. when he started the campaign. he started with fun people and the media said yes so why would he stop doing it.

>> whenever they thought that donald trump was stoking hate, basically he was talking about what people wanted. but when joe biden does it over on a holiday, they are behind him. it is absolutely crazy. >> well, they don't have any new material. it's a lot like jimmy. [laughter] on its 2022. waiting for those village people jokes. i would call my dad and ask him i would say what you think about this i don't have time for this.

i have to borrow some gasoline and then drive over to counties to come back and reheat i a questionable porkchops. >> to my conservatives have to be a nameless faceless mob. otherwise when they have names and faces and families, you have to acknowledge the rising financial pain and struggles that you have caused. >> being a veteran of the white house, how do you respond when the other side is coming in with fear? because it is an effective tool on every side.

>> if they are going to go after this watching the show right now, they have a big problem, because these individuals, what they want to do is stand up about freedom and unity and their families. and yet they go after us like we are the criminals? i mean, i think it's a little political strategy and at the end of the day it's going to backfire for joe biden and the democrats. they are just trying to save the blue districts and make sure

that they know that they are scared because it's going to come in november. >> remember i got the people's almanac. what do you make of that contrast between the psychological fantasy. >> bill makes a great point. it's also great. >> twitter is a fight club, we know that, people go there. to this strategy, they keep

saying running on maga republicans. but let's not forget the obvious that they might think it's 2020. and they sat down to talk about them in terms of its like okay, should we cut them off, this might work and l that's a little bit about what is going on. and the reason that nobody is ns buying it is because he keeps making the claim that they don't accept the results of the election. including jean-pierre. willie nelson is talking about the rest of us need to stop smoking pot. coming up next, the white house is leaving and the dnc is grieving

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>> another cnn partisan hack. on friday john harwood announced he is going to leave the network. hitting a pothole on the way back from chipotle. and joe biden's threat that maga poses a threat to american democracy. then he went on error. >> the core point that he made his true, it's not easy for us as journalists to say and we don't take sides, but that is not what we're talking about,

the republican party right now is led by a dishonest democrat. >> a few hours later he is talking about cnn. and as someone that smells of urine each time i see steve leave the office, i don't believe in coincidence. it was a good joke but silence is ominous. [laughter] >> coming up next, dan rather. he asked what is going on. he said it's a serious question and there's a lot of speculation on directives and motives. what is really going on and is it being noticed? well, that's a lot of questions, dan. but since you got fired by cbs,

why should anyone take you seriously? and the only reason people pay attention to you is they are surprised that you are still alive. okay, jimmy. i don't believe cnn has gone into the middle. but i have to give them credit for listening to the show, we were the ones that told you what to do and it appears that they are doing it. most of their ratings come from clips being shown on fox with clips being shown of them and technically, these are the biggest in the world. i don't think there's a political pivot, i think that management got rid of certain

things. because if you break down, nothing in common and they are known as being difficult. and again, there is probably an easy joke about something, but i'm not going to stoop to that level. >> oh, i will. >> i stick up for him as he was always celebrating palm sunday. >> your point is right. maybe it's just unlikable people, but i do think they had something in common. the only way you can take the

show seriously is if we had met when they try to improve because we should. they try to do a good thing but then we look like hypocrites. >> who did they replace this he then gasbag with. >> i think you were a little bit upset to be the replacement. and that is where your head was going. >> i am a little bit more gleeful about paul getting shown the door, he looks like at least five dudes. so suck it. >> hitting on all five at the same time.

what drives me crazy is enlightening. he says we are talking about being objective, but we can in the situation and then you find out that the guy is a complete ideologue. 2 they should of said spokesperson for joe biden. let's be real. john has been so biased. he's no journalist in any way. i think that's the next place to go. there are places for people to have a safe space so that they can keep criticizing president trump and anyone associated with the president 2 i was going to criticize it but now he's a handsome guy. >> how about that.

[laughter] >> i don't remember a single thing that he said. so i think they showed him the door because he is born. does like this still work there. plus jim is a buffoon. 2 that's the issue about don lennon. it's like when you feed your dog beer. i'm not saying you should do that. you know, it's not just a dog anymore. it's funny. it's funny to watch them on the news. 2 well, he will get another job because he speaks english and

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>> i keep my conscience in my purse. [laughter] so i do not understand this at all. everybody should just use the non-gendered pronouns that we have used for generations which is y'all.

>> i wish him the best, i'm glad there are people going for free speech. we almost gave it up. this is a great example and so the story here about the environmental movement in covid-19, free speech is quashed and people are compelled to do things that they don't want to do. and with covid-19, i want to have medical freedom and they say people are dying, people are dying. >> they have expanded the definition of emergency so they can punish you and put you in jail. obviously being in jail for different thing. this is what happens if you

disobey. >> it starts with a p pronoun, t it could end with the adjective. and we are having this debate is outrageous. and this guy's a hero, we need more teachers to stand up and say no more. if they are a religious belief that there's a boy and a girl, the government should stay out of it. >> is it weird that this is happening in western countries, but it's america, and it's happening some in russia, columbia, is this a disease? a psychological disease in people that experience it?

i call it a first world problem. >> never once did i think it was left-wing ideology. it comes up a lot, is our good friend caitlyn jenner, he is as cool as anyone you will ever meet. when she first got on the cover of vanity fair, the left was

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disgusting. >> what do you think about this, mercedes sclapp? >> i hear that they are going to go get checked for monkeypox. we will give you an update on the results. >> i love it when a joke about packets and applause. >> i just watch the clip for the 100th time. i feel like he should have helped him pick out his outfit. >> amounts coming from you. [laughter] >> i don't think he started dressing like this until you got hired for fox news. >> i do look like the lead singer of wrong direction. the only way that this film is going to get traction, it is garbage. i mean, nobody goes to the movie theater anymore unless it's a marble hero or tom cruise movie.

you need a cape or a scientologist. so this is a win for the producers. >> him and paul rubens. >> sometimes i like to sit back and watch some erotic thriller. >> the kind with the sticky floor. >> i was like what is this? i don't see spec come i don't know if it's the beginning of the end, it couldn't have happened and then i looked on twitter and they have a fact checker that says no, he did not spit on chris pine. and i said i think you did spit on them. [laughter] and i mean, they don't fact check in unless it's true.

>> fact checkers are never right, david. >> story on hollywood reporter and variety. the denial that he spent. >> i more fascinated with chris pine he appears to be wearing a wig from the brad pitt collection, coming off the new addition of falcon crest. how bad was or how it have to be, the halitosis, that you are gnawing on some juicy fruit. >> get that nicotine under control, i mean put it under the lip because that gets you going. >> he's trying advice suppository.

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age better. it's like when people meet me after the show. the great jokes that you will tell on the show. and they are like hey, i love it when you go out with peter. but the point is he's a person from game of thrones. >> you know, i find that it is an evolutionarily thing. gorillas go around, picking stuff off their bodies, i'm basically grooming my psyc psychology. >> well, this explains my husband who is active on twitter you spent so much time punching

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