about himself. >> that flag would affect a shot like the backhand maybe more than -- >> and we have a guy getting a hair cut a couple seats away from me. >> seems like a weird time to do that. . >> laura: apparently that's not the first time this duo has been involved in such stupid activities, but got kicked out, too. up next, gutfeld. ♪ ♪ >> greg: all right. hooray! yes, happy wednesday, everyone. it's been a great week so far. kat's still on her honeymoon. yeah, i think we have tape. [snoring]

>> greg: at least we know they're still alive. but even though kat's not back, look who is. yes, another blond psychopath. oh, she's not that bad. okay, she is you know, i bet she was the secretary of state. >> you know, i was the secretary of state. i spent, you know, many days on airplanes flying from place to place encouraging people to have a real democracy and one of the hall marks of a i real democracy is the peaceful transfer of power. >> greg: yeah. well, you know what else is a hallmark of democracy? a free and fair election and the right to pitch about it if you didn't think it was just that. you know, kind of like you did, you old gas bag in sensible shoes. and hillary, you remember

libya's peaceful transfer of power right? it ended up with two civil wars murdered americans and you saying, what difference does it make. anyway apparently she was a guest on the view, which is like sprinkling saw dust on vomit. i don't even know what that means really, if that's a good thing. it could be. but i wonder if she would not be honest if she didn't say there was a seditious conspiracy against the government of the united states. >> i would not be honest if i didn't say i think there was a seditious conspiracy against the government of the united states. and that's a crime. >> led by donald trump. >> led by donald trump, encouraged by donald trump. >> greg: yeah. you know, she had a point when she said i would not be honest. but it's really just collective amnesia and everyone's playing along. except for our very own dumb son of a bitch peter doocy.

take it away, peter. >> you tweeted, in 2016. >> i knew this was coming. i was waiting peter when you were going to ask me that question. >> greg: she was waiting for it yet was still shockingly unprepared for it. poor kjp she checked every box for the job except competence. at least peter asked the question no one else in the media dared to ask since it was their anti trump narratives. it's about motivating the base to vote through fear. that's why the biden speech last week was so dark and angry. in case you forgot, here's a clip. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i'm sorry, that was hunter biden getting the results of his latest std test.

anyway. so repeat after me, the republicans are extreme, trump is a fascist, parents are terrorists, and i'm too handsome for tv. all lies, except for that one. so how do you fight fake fear? well, you do so with real fear. fact is, the real problems facing americans are scarier than hillary in a two piece eating a three piece. got sky high crime persistent inflation, a school system that prefers indoctrination over education with drag shows on demand at your local middle school. it's all brought to you by left wing policies. we don't have to gin up fear people getting pushed in front of sub ways is stronger than any hyperbole which is why the media and dems need to push fake misery, fake fear to drown out the real. >> two of the hall marks of a fascist political party are one, they don't accept the results of elections that don't go their way and two they embrace political violence and i think

that's why president biden was right to sound the alarm this week about these continuing attacks on our constitutional order from the outside by donald trump and his movement. >> if you look up fascism in the dictionary, you gone find all of those things so i'm really not sure what the republicans are all upset about other than the fact that it was named. >> greg: i love how she pre tends to use a dictionary. now don't let all this fascist talk get to you. like my proctologist told me at my last visit, keep your powder dry. it's just a sign of desperation. it's a sign of desperation by desperate pushability you know, like when brian kilmeade stands under the mistletoe. their ideas fail, their policies reward the bad and punish the good. they have nothing to sell except fear that the alternative's even worse than they are. that should be the line that joe's remembered for when historians look back. we have nothing to sell but fear

itself. he's plagiarized everybody else why not fdr. but it has to succeed to be a democrat voter. your address is a vacant lot and the only way to get you to care about something is to make you feel awful. it's like how panhandlers use underfed dogs, oh, your poor puppy, here's some money for heroine. so what about voters who are on the fence? they look at two competing fears which one is more motivating? how can a voter be when they're so far apart. that's like straddling the grand canyon, that's like saying i can't decide which tickets to buy one for maui the other for maroon5. and a guy trying to surprise his wife on their anniversary is it a diamond ring or two tickets to wrestle mania. but one fear is obviously -- i should have read the room. but one fear is obviously phoney, the left accusing

everyone else of being fascist who are pushing for civil war. it's a exclaim easily destroyed every time you walk outside and see people getting along together. it's ridiculous how little our politics matter in everyday life because we have lives. which is why the right should be talking about real-world fears created by democrat policies. no cash bail, reduced sentencing, turning grand larceny into a lesser outrage than littering. those are real concerns. but who's the best at pushing it? well, the dems are lucky, they can push their fears and the media's on board. but you talk about real stuff, like crime, immigration, inflation, the media calls you fascist for daring to suggest practical solutions to these serious problems. but that's fine. focus on reality and let them live in their fantasy land and maybe it's not a bad thing that they think you're a fascist. it will keep them from borrowing your lawn mower. >> period! >> greg:.

>> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. she has two more awards for women in journalism than i do. anchor of the story martha maccallum. he's mr. clean on the outside and perry mason on the outside, former acting attorney general matt whitaker. she's the only lawyer that commutes by cartwheel, outnumbered cohost emily compagno! and it's a good thing that he doesn't suffer from altitude sickness. my master side kick and the nwa world television champion, tyrus! >> greg: martha, how do you take biden's kind of like, i don't know, kind of agenda of fear? i think it happens to be somewhat effective because we're talking about it but do you think it's going to work? >> matt: as i say it's leaning

into it. he feels like it works. i was struck by that video again of him with the red background. you couldn't see the marines on earth oh side of him as he was doing that. it's very strange. he's very pail in that video, a very, very order image and i think you make a grain point about what they are not talking about which is the horrific scenes of crime. you can throw a stick out and find a million videos of horrific things happening to people, people being cold cocked in the subway and hitting their head and ending up in the hospital. all kinds of -- the thing that really strikes me is the images of people getting off the buses in new york city and having their hands shaken and i keep thinking about, you know, you showed last night mark his racket at the u.s. open and poor novak joke vehicle can't get into the country. meanwhile everybody's hands getting shaken brought into the city who knows whether or not they've had a vaccine. >> greg: that's a great point i didn't think of that mainly because i never watch tennis. >> matt: you're missing out. >> greg: i had no idea that they actually tell vie it.

>> matt: i'm sorry? >> greg: no, i understand pickle ball completely, but tennis -- >> martha: oh my god no one understand that completely. >> greg: tennis is a rip off of pickle ball >> martha: absolutely. >> greg: right? >> martha: right on greg. >> greg: tennis a poor man's pickle ball. i coined that phrase. matt, you look like a fascist. right? >> matt: no. >> greg: he's like a fascist teddy bear. >> tyrus: that's not better. >> greg: he offered me a hug before walking in here. how do you feel about -- there's a group of people who probably think that you're a fishest because, you know, you're a republican and --. >> matt: because i stood for the rule of law. >> greg: yes. >> matt: because i do the right thing for the right reason? because i want less crime? because i worried about wearing this watch in new york city today for fear of motorcycles running up and ripping it off my arm? yeah. >> greg: i would love to see somebody try and mug you, though. that would be funny. >> matt: but it's serious.

>> greg: yeah. >> matt: coming to new york city is thrilling but for the wrong reason. because you get the tingle that maybe, you know, hasn't happened since barack obama was elected. but, you know, it's a fear tingle. >> greg: i get that a lot after i -- well, anyway... [laughter] >> greg: i think we've all had the fear tingle. >> matt: but did you see hillary clinton in that same interview, it's a friendly media. she never comes to the difficult question like martha would do and so she was able to say oh, jim comey said i didn't have any classified information after the fact. like no he didn't. she just made this story up. now she said it nobody's challenged it so it's throughout. >> greg: i tried to look for that so i assumed she said it so it happened. but it didn't happen. it's crazy. see emily. wow, you're tan. >> emily: yeah. >> greg: where were you? >> emily: greece and then the jersey shore. both of them pair dies. >> greg: fantastic. what do you want to talk about, hillary or fear?

>> emily: well, both. because you just hit the nail on the head when you said, oh, i assumed it was true when i heard her say that and the biggest thing that strikes me, in addition to the blatant hypocrisy from the left is the shear gas lighting that keeps coming out of mouth pieces of this administration. so hillary it's okay for her to have classified e-mails on her server but god forbid former president trump has something of the like in his situation they're currently undergoing. you know, god for bid if karin jeanne-pierre says i knew you would say that, she knows peter doocy would bring up her claims of stolen elections in put approximately instances then why wasn't she prepared or acknowledge the severity of it. but it's not okay for other members of the gop. it's okay for kathy griffen to call for civil war if republicans are voted into office, for maxine waters to call for violence. but when a gop does they're

fascist and it should be taken seriously. they're brushing off the statistics and horrible things happening in cities and bail reform leading to people being hurt and families suffering because it doesn't suit their agenda but they're going to keep gas lighting until we vote everyone out in november, which is coming. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i'm always touched when they applaud my questions. >> tyrus: you didn't even ask it yet. that's good. >> greg: i know. but the anticipation, they often have to control their nerves by clapping. >> tyrus: yes. it's a rare skill. >> greg: yes. tyrus, what we're seeing is we're seeing this imagined war and then like real struggles. what advice would you give the republicans? it's seems like they're not picking up on this. >> tyrus: my advice would be just kind of sit there, go uh-huh. uh-huh. because they're obviously, schiff's writing this screen play and it's not going to get picked up. they continue to live in fake fear world and it's almost

entertaining, the fact that he would go to that much trouble. there was a team to put that together, you know, apparently they had to watch a star wars marathon the night before, you know, and the only thing he didn't say was like the wind mills will be fully operational. you know, they just try, they live in that exterior we always talk about and they stay there because you can pick and pull, and if you call them on it they just change it. why wasn't she prepared? in the first world you don't have to be prepared. anytime you get asked a question you answer with another question. that drives us crazy. what we need to stay focused on is voting them out because let's be fair, if they wanted a civil war, i think the republicans are the wrong ones to call it on. for one, we're not going to burn down our own city first. >> greg:. >> greg: uh-huh. >> tyrus: you know? and by the time you figure out how to work the little guns you were trying to get rid of >> greg: fair point.

[cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: i strongly suggest you rethink that. >> greg: yes, it's not a good plan. >> tyrus: she's a comedian maybe it was just a really good joke. i was joking. >> greg: yes, exactly. at least she's back in the news, good for her i say. come on the show kathy we'll have a great time right?. >> matt: bring the severed head of the former president. >> greg: yeah. up next the botox lady with a bob is eyeing an italian job. i occasionally get bladder leaks. i tried always discreet underwear. it absorbs an entire glass of water. it fit like a glove. it just felt like real underwear. game changer! it's the protection we deserve.

>> greg: welcome back. will the midterms have pelosi wishing for a cushie diplomatic position? true while american voters fume, pelosi eyes italy to land her broom. [laughter] [cheers and applause]

>> greg: take that dr. seuss. house speaker and noted eyebrow herder nancy pelosi wants president biden to nominate her to be the ambassador to italy. that's a country known for digiorno and other fine frozen pizzas. that's according to a report from fox business which is owned by our parent company sun glass hut. apparently if republicans regain the house in the midterms, pelosi wants to go some place else rather than the bay area which as you know is the number one sport of human feces. so why not italy? trans i will vein i can't is already filled b if the gop wins maybe she just doesn't want to be minority leader anymore. she only leads minorities if the destination is poverty. the u.s. hasn't had a senate confirmed ambassador to italy since trump's envoy lewis iceberg left the job in 2021. i was wondering what lewis

eisenberg was up to. talk about a barrel of laughs, lewis. anyway, enough about him. anyway, about a quarter of the 190 ambassador positions are open, including columbia, to which hunter biden said [bleep] yeah i'll take it. [cheers and applause] >> greg: now pelosi could also become ambassador to afghanistan. biden gave taliban misin weapons so why not send them another old battle action. good old joe is apparently holding rome for her even though she's on track to win her 18th term in sack. 18th term. she's harder to get rid of than that fondue set you got as a wedding gift from your great aunt. although a spokesman said the speaker has no notion in this

position and has not discussed it with anyone in the white house. right. yeah we know it's hers if she wants it and why wouldn't you want it the ambassador's residence in rome has its own pool and a three story wine sell cellar where she can lock her husband in. speaking of he's already learning to drive stick on those italian-made cars. so irresponsible of tyrus. doesn't it bother you that she can probably just get -- she's eighty -- go home, lady. >> tyrus: yeah, i don't understand why -- just go, just leave. >> greg: just leave. do you need this? >> tyrus: yeah, she does. >> greg: she can afford to fly to italy on her own time. >> tyrus: there's a lot of upsides going to italy. for her husband. being the town drunk is fashionable. he can walk around with his glass of wine and, oh, he's so

cute just don't let him drive. you know? but this is the problem, this is why we need term limits so bad [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: she is going to be in some office fleeing taxpayers for some salary till she dies and even when she dies, somebody will still be voting for her. like this is the problem with politics. it's the only job, and i'm not age shaming here, especially for my little fan base, but listen, if you were a 95 year old bus driver, they're going to send you home. >> greg: yes, exactly. >> tyrus: if you're a 95 year old senator, they're going to ask you to solve world problems in between naps and apple sauce. unbelievable. listen, you might be a spry 95 year old but i'm guessing there's a 60 year old or 50 year old that probably would be a little better prepared. >> greg: this is the point. i think people misunderstand or forget emily that jobs are like anything. there's a line of people in front of you and at a certain

point people -- whether you're a professor or a talk show host or whatever, sometimes you've got to say maybe other people should get a chance. but there were people like the clintons and like the pa lowsies and that whole family, the newsomes, whatever, they will not get anybody get in. they're holding on for dear life. >> emily: that's right and i think even if the person doesn't have that humility the system should and the problem is that it doesn't. the problem is that those machines have been put in place, the clinton machine and the getty machine and the five political families in sufic that support those same people that also share targets. they share who they support. so kamala harris's donor base is the same as gavin newsome's and that's why it's one big incest with us mess. the fact i'm from the bay area and saw it turn my city to [bleep] and my family is from italy and i don't want to see her turn that into [bleep]. >> greg: so true. >> emily: i can't watch that in

italian we call that -- [bleep]. >> greg: is it [bleep] or is it [bleep]. >> emily: that's death >> greg: is isn't it no it's poop. >> tyrus: it's french, oui, oui. >> greg: wait until the break. >> matt: to her point this is the problem with congress and why washington, dc is broken. you have somebody for 35 years that has put in these liberal policies, her home state has suffered and now she wants to parachute out to a different country to possibly make that worse. but, you know, our founding fathers had a different expectation. that was, you would go, serve for a limited time because it was an inconvenience. it was, you know, it was not a hot tub that you could soak in and soak the taxpayers. and then you would go home, after a limited inconvenient service and live under the laws you passed. and we need to get back to the citizen servant model and not the citizen fleeser [cheers and applause] >> greg: they work for us, and they work for us temporarily.

>> yep. >> greg: martha this job has been open for a long time >> martha: yeah. >> greg: so that means it's being held for somebody right? >> martha: absolutely. and you remember when she went around memorial day on her beach vacation? i don't know if you all remember her walking down the beach with her low-cut bathing suit and all of her friends chatting with andre a bow chilly about i don't know what. paul was with her i'm sure having a great time in italy with the wine and the vein 0. i keep thinking when i look at that beautiful villa, all the ambassadors live in those beautiful places. of course she wants italy and not afghanistan. if she really wanted to serve she would say please accepted me where you need me the most. she wants to go here. remember that image of her opening up the double refrigerators and they were stacked with the most expensive jenny ice cream in the world. she's like we have 50 flavors of

every -- she doesn't know how to stop doing this. hillary doesn't know how to stop doing this, they've never done anything else and to your point, the founding fathers did not have this kind of tenure in mind. it would have been nice if they wrote it into the constitution about the citizen servitude, citizen service, but it's time, it is time to get fresh blood into these situations. i respect people who are older and have experience but it's time for her to have the humility, as emily says, you know, it's been a great run i have served and now it's time for me to move on. [cheers and applause] >> greg: you know what just struck me >> martha: there's not a bone in her body like that. not a bone in any of their bodies like that. >> greg: what if the founders did this as a lashing, they didn't expect it to go far. >> tyrus: life expectancy was like 50 back then? so if a bear didn't get you while you were riding your horse to the capitol. >> greg: exactly. why can't i be an ambassador i would be a great one

>> martha: who doesn't want to be at the villa. >> tyrus: where would you be the ambassador. >> greg: some place close. >> tyrus: canada >> greg: no, the bahamas. they have them right? >> tyrus: sure. i'll put you on the boat and push it >> martha: lots of very complicated negotiations. >> greg: that's true. you never have to worry about war, the weather's great. that's why she did italy. it's disgusting. this bothers me. up next artificial intelligence puts us to shame when they beat us at every game. ...you're a target for chronic kidney disease. they're the top two causes of ckd. ckd usually starts with no symptoms. so you can have it and not know it. to find out, check the kidney numbers from your lab tests. ♪far-xi-ga♪ if you have chronic kidney disease, farxiga can help slow its progression. farxiga can cause serious side effects including dehydration, urinary tract or genital yeast infections in women and men, and low blood sugar. ketoacidosis is a serious side effect

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>> greg: from manufacturing to art, artificial intelligence is just way more smart. check out this gorgeous master piece that recently won -- that's not the master piece. there was an art contest at the colorado state fair. here's the real picture. the thing is this picture won at the art fair but a human didn't paint it artificial intelligence did. a guy used computer software

that allowed him to generate the image using text. he's like the lea thomas of art. that's the swimmer. >> tyrus: oh, go ahead laugh. it's funny. >> greg: yeah, everybody's like, i don't want to laugh. i don't want to laugh. so artificial intelligence created the art, not a human, yet we've always been told that computers wouldn't concur creativity which was the last precious element of humanity that separated us from machines but now machines are doing everything better than we are. they beat us in chess. they beat us in computation. they fly our airplanes. they're even getting better at performing surgery. just look at jessie's hair plugs. [laughter] >> greg: and whether you like it or not, it seems machines are already self aware. you just have to listen more closely. >> what is it snack o'clock?

your try glass rides are over 300. >> excuse me you're the one shaped like a vending machine. i should hit you. >> the only thing you should hit is a treadmill. >> how do you even know they're high. >> i used to date your toaster. people talk. >> you're coming at me? you're the one selling it. >> it's called free market capitalism playboy. >> i don't even want these anymore okay. you can keep your dam snacks. >> your loss holmes. whoa speaking of snacks, how you doing salor. easy with the hands on the first date there. all right, i'll give you one. all right. call me. [cheers and applause] >> greg: fun fact, that vending machine used to be on the 21st floor but then it got fired for sexual harassment. sad day. he's over at news max now.

>> tyrus: you can laugh. >> greg: matthew, are you -- >> what was that? >> greg: are you worried that -- we're going to reach singularity in like three years, that means these machines will be self aware and be able to think for themselves. are you concerned that we are not prepared for this? >> matt: no, i'm not concerned. because i was at the iowa state fair and there's certain things computers and ai will never be able to do. >> greg: like what. >> greg: ? >> matt: big turkey leg, corn doing, mashed potatoes sun day and the giant boar and the giant bull. >> i feel better. >> greg: see, i disagree. every single kind of industry is plagued by human flaws. for example, when they talk about airline crashes, they always say pilot error. >> right. >> greg: that's almost -- i don't think they ever say it's a problem with the plane. and they won't admit it ever. that's true with everything

>> martha: except for the boeing max, that was a problem with the plane. it was decelerating. >> greg: really? i blame it on human error so i can debris with the story >> martha: i didn't even understand the category this piece of art was supposed to be in which was digitally manipulated photography so the people who created the digitally manipulated photography are upset this was done in a digital way? this is where we are? i'm radioing at this and to me it looks like a cheesy sort of cartoon. it does not look like a master piece to me and i do not think that ai is going to replace it anytime soon. >> greg: but that is actually -- i mean it's better than what humans do and i can tell you're bias you have an anti ai biaa martha >> martha: i do. >> greg: you better get on the bandwagon because they're going to destroy everyone. how do you feel? creativity was our bastian

that's our stuff but they're doing a better job. let's be honest, if you look at the great works of art like the mona lisa, it's not good. she's not good looking. when you look at the mona lisa, it sucks right? >> emily: i'm not going on national television saying the mona lisa succeeds. >> greg: all right. picasso what's up with that guy. >> emily: what i'm hearing is the level of imperfection that's human represents the soul and that's the beautiful part and this is so perfect andt isn't a. it just becomes something perfect. it's like the old -- those old turkish rugs where the guys who made it would deliberately make an imperfection to show it was human made and not machine made they wanted you to have the personal touch. what's interesting about the categories is it's almost like laws the world now doesn't fit into existing laws so people try to shove stuff into it so people were mad that this won but then there should have been a category that was like, for the best program that creates

perfect art. you know, like that category was lacking >> greg: you know what human frailty, human flaws screwed this whole thing up. think about this tyrus, forget what that lady's sa saying. >> tyrus: sfliet she's human. imagine okay if you were going to court or you're being pulled over. >> tyrus: okay. >> greg: notice i went to you on this? >> tyrus: yep. son of a bitch. >> we got you. >> tyrus: how many guns are out. how many lawyers should i retain for a retainer? >> greg: wouldn't you trust ai over a human that has internal biase s. if you were going to a judge that's ai you know you would be treated fairly. >> tyrus: oh, yeah. when the judge passed the sentence, cup of water, he short circuits, blows up, i'm out. no, listen, listen, if you get on a program and you make a work of art, you're not an artist, you're just a guy on a program,

okay, and that's not what the fair's about it's about making bulls giant bulls and corn dogs and defried winkies. you haven't lived until you've seen a jack bull and pigs and stuff. they aren't doing that. if ai gets mouthy, cup of water. this is for, you know, who gives a rat's ass. his program was smarter than mine. get a real paint brush, you know what i'm saying? paint something for real. >> greg: i bet that if you had to paint your house, you would prefer ai because you wouldn't have to pay him that much. right? like a robot painter? >> tyrus: no, but then you have to pay the tech guy an arm and a leg to program when it slows down because of incumbent weather or my neighbor has an electric car and shorts out my ai painter. >> greg: this is important stuff because in three years we're all going to be dealing with this. this is going to be part of our lives i.

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nationals right fielder tried to toss a ball to some little girls in the stands, assuming, like an idiot that a girl could actually catch a ball, am i right? >> a sexist baseball fan would say. >> greg: terrible that that person would say something like that. but let's check the tape, shall we? >> greg: the video caught traction on line after one of the girls mothers tweeted at the nationals, quote, grown man steals baseball from little girl. can you get joey to sign a baseball and send it to my daughter? ughh. mom's a liar as much as her daughter's a cryer. he stole nothing. imagine that police report. the baseball player threw the ball and he caught it.

worse, does she know he identifies as a man? he might not. i don't know. they're turning on me here. martha, hero or jerk? >> martha: he's a hero. i'm so over this culture somebody else caught the ball. you say to your kids you weren't fast enough you didn't catch the ball then she writes to them and says what are we going to get for free because we were slightly offended. this is a learning lesson, a teaching moment here. sorry girls you miss the ball. sometimes you don't get the ball. >> greg: i never got the ball. i never got a ball once, emily >> martha: could come on. >> greg: emily do you know the nationals apologized over this? >> oh, please. >> greg: wait you were mad earlier now you're mad they apologized. this audience makes no sense. >> emily: i hated this guy. he's a total jerk here's why. because it's not like it was just a pop fly. they were -- the player was

throwing it to those little girls and i think in that moment, even if it was instinctual to catch it he should have been like here you go. but for the nats to apologize and freak out saying sorry for this incident seems extreme. that seems to me a reflex where our culture is today which is apologize for everything, make sure everyone is placated, but this guy's a total [bleep] [cheers and applause]. >> greg: oh, now you don't like the guy. >> tyrus: they just like hearing emily curse. because if you watch the whole time the outfielder was warming up, the girls were cheering for her when no one else did which is rare for a national so he went to turn the ball to the girls and jerk dude who lives with his parents stepped in front of them and caught the ball. if it was a home run, it's fair game but this is why it was different. they didn't have to apologize but the baseball player the next

inning could have walked over and gave them the ball. he's a jerk. if i was there the little girl would have got the jersey, a mitt, his hat, and the ball. and he's not a man, he's not a man, because there's certain things as a man, you see a burn of kids cheering for baseball you do the right thing and he knew that he was throwing to the girl. you could make an argument, man, that ball really sailed for a professional baseball player, keep on it the right, bro, but he's out of line. >> matt: i think it's out of context because i've been to several baseball games recently one at nationals park watching my nr central leading cardinals, there's balls going into the stands every half inning. so most people leave with a ball from what i could tell. but i was also at the field of dreams game in iowa and a ball came into the stands because again they're throwing all these balls in the stance stands and i wasn't paying attention so i was glad somebody snatched the ball

that was destined to hit me in the head. a lot of context, maybe she didn't see it coming, or maybe she did. >> greg: you have a lot of real estate. >> matt: a big target which is why it was coming for my head >> martha: big obnoxious head of his. >> that's not nice. >> greg: day up next if your marriage is precarious tell hims he's hilarious. so i go triple... with trelegy. with 3 medicines in 1 inhaler,... it's the only once-daily treatment for adults that takes triple action against asthma symptoms. trelegy helps make breathing easier,... improves lung function,... and lasts for 24 hours. go triple... go trelegy. because asthma has taken enough. trelegy won't replace a rescue inhaler... for sudden breathing problems. trelegy contains a medicine that increases risk of hospitalizations and death from asthma problems when used alone. when this medicine is used with an inhaled corticosteroid,... like in trelegy,...

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: a story in five words. men happier thinking they're funny. >> mad a study says men are happier in relationships when they believe they're funnier than their wives or girlfriends. do you agree? >> matt: my mom and dad have been married for 59 years and my mom's by far funnier and the only thing my dad hopes is she doesn't start making fun of him. so i would say i don't know that i agree with the study? >> greg: really? maybe it's not necessarily they are funnier you just have to pretend they're funnier. i don't know who said this to me, might have been kat, a lot of good looking dudes think they're funny because girls would laugh at their stupid jokes. i thought that was a brilliant point. >> i hear what you're saying. >> greg: i hate it when people say that. >> i think the essence is the

delusion. >> greg: yes. >> it's not that funnier men are happier, it's men who think they're funnier than their partner are happier. >> greg: right. >> so it's them being placated. for sure the best trait from the world is being funny that's my favorite trait in the world but the weirder trait is acting like your partner's funnier than you right? >> greg: yes. how do you feel about this? >> tyrus: going to hide my identity for this one. >> we'll never know it's you. >> tyrus: my name is charles and i would just like to say that assuming that women actually have a sense of humor after they land you, this is a farce. because once they get you, the humor is gone >> martha: what? that's not true. >> tyrus: when they first meet, you're hilarious, you're a big kid, oh, you're so independent. as soon as they get you, your jokes are stupid, you're immature, grow up, get an extra job. the only punch line they care

about is your check. >> martha: whoa, ouch. >> greg: charles disciple. >> tyrus: again my name is charles payne [laughter]. >> tyrus: as soon as you say i do, the laughter's gone fellows. charles payne ladies and gentlemen, charles payne. [cheers and applause] >> greg: oh, martha >> martha: you know i think that guys love to be funny and they love it when you laugh at their jokes but my rule is i never laugh if it's not funny. but then if it's funny my husband knows that i thought it was really funny and he loves that. but you never fake anything. never fake anything in relationships. >> greg: it's like you don't pay for the milk if the cow's free >> martha: that is about a different thing. >> greg: no, but it's like laughter, it's like you are very careful with, you're appreciates with your laughter which makes it more valuable

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