♪ ♪ . >> laura: well that was two days after 9/11 when queen elizabeth broke long standing tradition by ordering the star spangled played outside buckingham palace. that's just the way she was. ♪ ♪ >> greg: there you go, made you laugh. if it made you laugh, that makes me happy. happy thursday everyone. well, it's day eight without kat on the show. as you know she's on her honeymoon and i think she sent us a video. >> hey greg, i'm still on my honeymoon i'm in germany and i know i always laughed when you talked about all the movies you

made here in the 90s. but you're actually super famous here everybody tells me how much they miss their dirty hasselhoff. >> greg: it's true it took me three years to get the stench out. anyway, do you feel you're being primed for something, like the ufc does for weeks before their next big pay purview. the media trying to gear us up for the ultimate showdown between biden and trump. fighting out of the record corner with a record of 1-1 standing 6'3" 245 pounds hailing from mar-a-lago florida by way of nyc, donald the disrupter trump. and fighting out of the blue corner with a record of 50 years of mistakes and two years of embarrassments, standing six feet tall napping at three feet tall, and weighing in at 180 pounds depending on his last bowel movement. >> emily: oh, god. >> greg: joe the commented old circus monkey biden. [cheers and applause] >> greg: see how fair and

balanced that was? talk about a buildup, right? you've got january 6th theater then you got the raid and all the phoney stories that followed. first it was the nuke secrets, then it was empty folders. what's next? did he take the office hole puncher? >> emily: oh, my god. >> greg: that was the nickname for omarosa. oh, i don't even know what it means. i have no idea what that means. >> tyrus: sure you don't. >> greg: i don't. >> tyrus: okay. >> greg: then came joe's speech, fascism, civil war a blood red back drop that would give dracula the wellies. but if you forgot, here's a clip. [screaming] >> greg: of course, trump makes a perfect distraction. it's like when cavuto wears bike shorts to a funeral. but when every metric reveals failures of left wing policies, why wouldn't you try to deflect

to the guy who attracts cameras like me getting out of a limo in a micro skirt. yeah, you're thinking about it, though. that's all i want. i want you to go home, think about it. they're pretending not to but the media wants trump back. and why not. let's compare the last two presidents. >> putin's acc, tock -- yeah klep -- ha ha. >> that runway is like an ice-skating rink and the first step i said, you know, this sicker is slippery. i think it was put in by the democrats. >> america's a nation that can be defined in a single world. i was in the foot -- excuse me. >> i thought that was the sun in my eyes. it's these stupid lights, these people. i mean what are they doing? >> this is my little sister valerie and i'm jill's husband.

you switched on me. >> the light's no good. i always look orange. and so do you. [laughter] >> greg: no wonder they miss the guy so maybe it's time to ask ourselves, do we miss him too, right? because, remember, he causes serious emotional responses in people. he's like the human version of chasing a cigarette with a large black coffee. you know, you get nervous, your heart starts beating and you start looking for a toilet. i have friends that can't talk about him without physically changing. just check out my neighbor steve when i mention trump. >> greg:. >> greg: i imagine this is how my exes feel whenever they see me on tv. it's okay, we all won. but this is what i tell --

[laughter]. >> emily: that made no sense. >> greg: i don't even know what it means again. but this is what i tell never trumpers. no one says you have to like the person who works for you. and when trump's president he's working for you, just like a doctor, a gar beige man, or, if you're hunter, a hooker. trump's our nation's waiter. hi my name's donald i will now be your server tonight, this evening's special are law and order, building a wall and laughing at the losers and haters. fact is people who make your life better can suck. if i need to undergo emergency surgery i don't need to like the doctor. i'll take the great doctor who's an a hole over the nice one who forgets to take out the right kidney. so yeah i'll take dr. jebbingle

over doctor jill. after all, one's fictional and the other's doctor jebbingle. [cheers and applause]. >> greg: that was funny. successful people tend to be relentless and rude, right? >> no, no. >> greg: and if people hate trump that's good because chances are they hate him because he really works for you and makes them work hard, too. plus he scares people. is that so bad. i want my doctor, lawyer, agent, as troll gist to be feared because that means they don't take no for an answer. if you're a pro athlete come contract negotiation time, do you want don knots or don rickles? trump might have been a prick when he was out for himself but when he transferred that energy to us, well, that's magic. think about why biden's been around forever. he's not looking for you, he was always out for himself. he didn't lead. he cut self-serving deals the way his son cuts lines of coke. thick. but what did trump used to say?

>> i will never, ever let you down. >> i will never, ever let you down. >> i will never let you down. >> i will never let you down, i promise you that. >> greg: so why did he mean that? it's because of the desires for his success mapped directly onto yours. but to never trumpers he feels like their scariest boss. well, behind kamala. but their error, their mistake is assuming they're beholden to trump when it's the opposite. he's not your boss he works for you and you want a monster like him working for you at all times. of course there is a price. he's like mike tyson. there was nothing like him in the ring but something so relentless can't be turned off. the fight goes on after the bell is running like after an election. when the bell running trump kept fighting. that's part of the deal sorry. so do you want some energy monster on your side sore some black slapping seemingly congenial bureaucrat who will

tell you to relax when your gas bill doubles and you can't afford meat. in a few months joe will change the definition of food and force you to eat bugs. so unless you need a fourth for shuffleboard, you don't need joe. that's the choice. the brainless napping mutt you have now or the pit bull waiting in the wings. i'd say you need the dog the media hates because he won't do what they say he does what you say. sure every once in a while this pit bull is going to take a dump on the rug [laughter]. >> greg: but that's all he has in common with biden. ♪ >> period! ♪ >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. she traded cheerleading for law because there's way less spelling. outnumbered cohost emily compagno! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's appeared on more panels than pressure treated

plywood. fox news contributor and washington times opinion editor charlie hurts so good. [cheers and applause]. >> greg: this school choice activist puts bad teachers in detention, senior fellow for the american federation for children, corey deangelis. >> and he makes hercules question his masculinity, my massive side kick and the nwa world television champion tyrus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: charlie i want to go to you first, i've had enough of emily. i always try when i have these conversations with people that are just scared, you know, [bleep] of trump returning, i go if you just reframe him from being a dangerous arrogant monster to being your dangerous air gantt monster, then he becomes like the best president ever. you know he's like having a big

giant doberman on a chain that you can barely control, you know? >> charlie: he's like your plumber, you don't want a clean plumber, you want a plumber that gets the plumbing, fixes the problem. >> greg: you want a dirty plumber. [laughter] a big dirty plumber. >> charlie: why did i say plumber. >> tyrus: uh-uh you sailed this ship on your own. >> charlie: all right a bodyguard, you want a bodyguard and he's more like a bodyguard. >> greg: a dirty bodyguard? dirty, really dirty shirtless maybe? mike rowe, could my bodyguard be mike rowe? >> charlie: uncle i give up. >> greg: i'm sorry keep going. i apologize. >> charlie: no, but it's really important because the truth, you know, they call him an extremist and the reason they call him an extremist because he's the least extreme president we've ever had and both parties are terrified of him obviously more so democrats than republicans, but when you think about it, donald

trump is the most unifying president we have ever had when it comes to the issues. if you're talking about the border, if you're talking about energy independence or talking about the economy, 60, 70, 80, 90% of americans agree with him on those issues. but, because of his style and because the media has so distorted so much about his -- the issues, they've been able to portray him as this. and it's a complete lie. it's a total lie. and if people would just focus on the issues and say, he's the plumber that's going to fix the problem or the bodyguard that's going to fix the problem, he's like an 80% guy. >> greg: yeah, exactly and the problem is there's that 20 -- the emotional component. and it's like i actually have friends that admit it's an emotional response, right? so i always say emily he's like a 3 hour drive to an hour at the beach, right? it's expensive to get what you want with trump. what do you say to that, young lady? >> emily: yeah, i think, you

know, you can serve and lead at the same time. and that's what we saw in president trump. and that's the opposite of what we're seeing in president biden. and i feel that so deeply because i was a federal attorney for so long that i never lost sight of the fact that itches a steward of everyone's money and my salary and time and what not stewart is. >> emily: flight attendant of everyone's time and money and i don't forget that. >> can't say that. >> emily: i don't forget to president biden we are the enemy. to president biden the only reason trump is now back in his cross hairs because somehow whoever rights his speeches has moved on from the average american that flies the flag in their front yard and cares about their children's education and cares about policy and crime being diminished and cities being safe and the border being secure, those were the enemy before. and i haven't forgotten that. and all of the independents haven't forgotten that either because those polls still reflect that independence, in droves, are going to vote for

the gop in november. so they can put the red backgrounds all they want, they can become carrie part two but no one's going to forget they were the ones at the top of biden's enemy list before he circled back to president trump. >> greg: not bad for a stewardess. [cheers and applause] >> greg: corey should you be >> corey: can i be a stewardess, too? >> tyrus: yes, you can. >> corey: i identify as a stewardess. >> greg: there you go. >> tyrus: can i have some more water >> corey: are you applying. >> greg: do you get paranoid that the dems want trump because they can beat him they really want him to go up against biden. >> tyrus: i think joe biden wants to be more like trump and when you look at his independence day speech, emily referenced the speech writers, i think we've been duped that the speech writers are actually undercover agents for the republican party because it was so far out there, his independence day speech with the

red behind him the marines behind him. so divisive. and so funny coming from the man who ran on being the unifier of the country, he's taken quite the opposite turn and it won't work out for him in november. >> greg: i will say it is effective tyrus because there's some polling that shows that maga is scary to them. do you think that biden's going to face him? >> tyrus: i don't know if biden's going to face anyone. you know, he might be laying on the ground while everyone is running. here's the thing, if you turned off your social media and main stream media for a month when president trump was in office, you would see that your check was better, your bills were better and your neighborhoods were safe. >> right. >> tyrus: as soon as you turned on the tv that's when the hysteria started because what was president trump's biggest problem? he was uncorruptible because he had it already. he didn't need their money. he didn't need their influence. and had no problem putting them

on blast. let's remember, at one point he was a democrat who was cutting checks for who? democrats? so who knows him better than the guy cutting checks for them, he did. and that was the issue. so if you didn't look at the first-world hysteria, his deeds were pretty good. the problem was, with the pit bull, is trump is probably the greatest worst first responder of all times. as soon as you throw shade he's coming back at you. they through a dis he would fight back. so that would be what everyone saw and we would forget about the deeds. now we miss the deeds because -- not just the gasoline prices and this is how they get us. they brought them down a dollar but everyone who got an electric bill saw it make up the difference when your electric bill is double or quadruple but they brought it down. that's the difference. if he wasn't such a first responder. who knows, maybe put a little muzzle on him a little bit but other than that his deeds outweighed the bots on twitter.

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it's like when my pool boy comes over and i can't find the belt for my shortie robe. >> tyrus: stop seriously. >> greg: we live in odd times. so odd, in fact, that a new poll finds that 22% of democrats agreed with the statement some men can get pregnant. i know. in other words, more than 1 in 5 democrats are to use the scientific phrase dumb as a box of rocks, which also can't get pregnant. i think. i hope not. then i'm in trouble. at 36% of white college educated females, democrats agreed that, yes, a man can get pregnant. no wonder my exes hate it when i was late. but i would love, i'd love someone to ask them, okay, how many pregnant men do you think there really are? because i think that would help correct this madness.

no one ever asks that question. and you've got to wonder why. it's because this isn't about biology at all it's about mob action on social media that scares the crap out of weak people. but i wonder if trained professionals could spot this stuff coming. >> okay jenna so before we end our session i'm going to show you a few pictures. just tell me what you see. >> okay. that's a pregnant man. >> how about this one? >> that's another pregnant man. >> try this one. >> that's a pregnant man at the eiffel tower. >> you know what? let's just pick it up next week. actually i changed my mind on second thought what do you see on this one? >> that's a pregnant batman. [cheers and applause] >> greg: emily, i don't think this is a surprise that parents are more conservative. what is surprising is that no

one bothers to gather any wisdom from it. why do they -- why are they more conservative? because they care for something that is outside their own self now. you can be a liberal if you don't have any dependents but once you have little brats rolling around then all of a sudden you have to worry about crime and inflation and getting food on the table. >> yeah, i think the protective nature and that sense of responsibility, the sense of accountability is what kicks into play all of the policies that republicans and conservatives stand for which is, yes, security and having your regard go far and having investments actually result in return and having hard work pay off on something, protecting something that you love. i think ideal logs who is a child who doesn't have a sense of responsibility or children to account for lives in a fantasy land. she's on the cover of gq she talks about the massage any and never a female president ever

because of the hatred america has for a woman. i'm sure -- i shouldn't say that. i would think a mother wouldn't say that. someone who has a sense of actual reality wouldn't speak in such fantasy land terms. but to your point the older you get, yes, you return to your faith and your sense of protection if you've lost it and being the parent is the surest way to get you there. >> greg: aoc should probably stop doing women's magazines. [laughter] >> greg: tyrus, you've got kids. >> tyrus: yeah, before you go there, did you literally on national television say you diddled rocks? >> emily: ew. >> greg: no idid i get that right. >> greg: i know why you said that? you said that so we can't edit it out. >> tyrus: exactly. yeah that's going to press. >> greg: that was smart. >> tyrus: yes. >> greg: very smart. you all right? >> tyrus: no. listen, man, everybody's a democrat until you get your

first big paycheck and you get robbed, then you become a republican. and then with children, you have no choice. if you're a responsible parent, you have no choice but to worry about every dollar and every government funding and every taxation and bills and gas because you have -- it's not like you can just take a break. look, look, kids, i'm going to dad out for the next three months i have to build my funds back and daddy will see you three christmases from now. doesn't work that way, you have a responsibility. so of course you have to be conservative because you have no choice because you are responsible for molding of the minds of the next generations. clearly some parents have taken some vacations and we need to get that stuff put back on the table but absolutely. >> greg: that's true. corey this is kind of your wheel house, education. are you buying this research? does it make sense to you >> corey: yeah, i think you're right correlation doesn't equal causation and there's some cause although going on here. >> greg: put that in english i >> corey: people who are

conservative also may likely choose to have kids and part of the reason for that is because liberals don't need to have as many kids to influence society because they get to control your kids in the government's school system for 13 years. >> greg: that's mind blowing. i didn't think that was going to come out of him. >> charlie: what is that it winston churchill said? if you don't have a heart when you're lung, if you're not a liberal when you are a young you have no heart, and if you're not conservative when you're older you have no brain. and it is true. and that poll proves that 20% of americans believe anything they read on the internet which is a problem. >> greg: yes. >> charlie: and which also goes back to the school situation. we don't have enough kids in biology class learning biology. the greatest biology lesson on earth is childbirth. you don't come out of a childbirth either as a participant or a witness and think, oh, yeah, men, i can do that. men can have babies. nobody has ever said that. >> tyrus: i always said if men could actually have babies there

would be three people left on this earth. >> charlie: amen. >> tyrus: i still would be going no. >> charlie: the human race would cease to exist if men were responsible for having babies. >> greg: i don't know. i could handle it. >> charlie: oh, really you think you could handle it? >> greg: yeah i could handle it. >> charlie: if there was a man who could do it. >> tyrus: remember he said that for the next segment. remember that. >> greg: i have to move on. up next the san fran bay is in decay because human crap won't float away.

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>> greg: san francisco is so full of crap it's giving every fish a dirt nap. i know. here's the scoop on sf's leading sport poop. human excrement, my nickname for my intern, is also apparently, is also apparently feeding a major allergy growth in the bay area. basically they're creating a floating island of poop. i know, i know, charlie it sounds awesome, but hold on.

it's killing thousands of fish. and that's bad. at first scientists blamed climate change for the allergy that showed up in july but now they're pointing the finger at the 85 million gallons of fecal matter being pumped daily into the bay area and that's just from nancy pelosi's house. [cheers and applause] >> greg: thought i was going to say ass didn't you? but apparently sewage treatment plants are so old and inept, they can't handle the load. sounds like the president. but the problem has gotten so bad tens of thousands of fish are dying and going to cost california $14 billion to upgrade the sewage system. we caught up with one of the main culprits. >> so the city has this allergy problem. do you feel responsible? >> i can't take all the credit. i'm just one small cog in the massive san fran [bleep]

machine. but i want to shout out my sponsors, starbucks ca boat lay and major props to buffalo wild wings. >> so no plans to curb this? >> no san francisco was the tip of the turdburg we're taking this on the road. this year i have stops to utah we're dropping kids off right in the salt lake and the st. louis arch and we're definitely [bleep] in the alamo. they're going to remember it now. >> anything else? >> what can i say? i'm franchising and merchandising so y'all better be sanitizing. don't forget to subscribe. >> greg: tyrus, you knew we were going to do this story. >> tyrus: think everyone in this building knew you were going to do this story. >> greg: when i thought poop island, i was like we're in this. >> tyrus: you were in knee deep. >> greg: i was in yeah. isn't it amazing how everything

in the bay area is turning into poop. like it's all about poop. >> tyrus: it's california in general is just loaded. and, you know, bubonic plague is back from that, the allergy succeeds up all the oxygen it doesn't just kill the fish it makes the water toxic which eventually ends back in your homes so our children will have problems with their teeth and problems growing because the water will be so tocks feud. so it's a horrible problem and again it's only in california. anywhere else they could probably fix something with a couple million dollars. why is it california it's always $14 billion to fix anything and even then they never fixed it. i used to go to the la zoo when i was a kid. it's still under construction. >> well, they have to hire all the dei officers to make sure the poop is shoveled in an equitable way. >> greg: that is true. corey this is the world's like richest zip code and they can't

handle their own poop what's up >> corey: it doesn't surprise me that much. i do avoid san francisco like the bubonic playing because you go into the streets and there's excrement all over the place. so i think they're going to solve the problems with their big government policies and increasing taxes because this is already driving people away. they say this problem is caused by high population density and people are already leaving. the u.s. census bureau already reported from 2020 to 2021 san francisco was the number one major city with the biggest population loss over that period, six percent lose. >> greg: amazing >> corey: keep driving people away it will solve itself in the long run. >> greg: i disagree with you though i think the homeless are pooping on the streets to save the fish. >> charlie: from having to live any longer? >> greg: no, they know. >> charlie: put them out of their misery. >> greg: they don't want to grow the allergy bloom so they're pooping on the streets.

you didn't see that coming did you? >> charlie: no, i don't think anybody saw that coming. no, it's amazing. but you can't divorce it from the politics. i mean these cities are the resume of democrats, every one of them. everything they touch turns to cal cut a the idea of drinking water in a closed sewage system is a hallmark of civilization and all these democrat-run cities are abandoning basic civilization. i think it's interesting one little aspect of this is at a time a lot of people don't talk about this but we also are having a war on fertilizer in this country and it's going to cause massive problems that we can only begin to imagine right now. and, i mean, you have a problem with too much fertilizer winding up in the bay and farmers literally cannot afford fertilizer to grow their crops in the rest of the country. and -- >> greg:. >> greg: a pipeline you're saying. you're talking about a

pipelinement a poop pipeline. >> now we're talking. >> greg: charlie that's where you were going a poop pipeline from san fran to the farms. >> charlie: i think there's something there. >> tyrus: you realize you can't come back you're banned. >> greg: it should be called the gut pipeline. >> charlie: that's great the gutfeld pipeline is great. >> greg: gut pumping out into the farms. >> tyrus: i really liked this job i did. >> greg: emily this is also what happens when you blame everything on one change, they blame everything on climate change and racism and you never solve problems. this could be solved if somebody said we have a problem with our sanitation system but into it's climate change. >> emily: this breaks my heart. my grandparents immigrateed from sicily to san francisco and now it literally is a piece of [bleep]. the reason that it was -- it used to be the most beautiful

city in the world right? it was absolutely stunning, so expensive to live there. they shut out and pushed out a lot of working class families because all of a sudden the rich wanted to live there and to me such an analogy the marina's actually a landfill. this he built it on [bleep] to begin with. it reminds me of the movie shallow hal where it shows the inside of you and here the actual inside, their terrible policies, their oversimple fix the refusal to use common sense, the power hungry the power grab of gavin newsome and the five families of nancy pelosi and kamala and everyone that grew up from there in the political scene that actually was never serving working class americans, now the inside is showing out and the fish are dying and it's all filled with crap and we're supposed to accept it. note that the cost, by the way, that gets passed on to the taxpayers. >> greg: there you go. >> emily: yeah. >> greg: lady's got a mouth on her. we're going to have to have a

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i don't feel like i'm restricted, i feel like i'm just living my life. >> greg: welcome back. it's time for... ♪ >> greg's celebrity exes. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i know. talk about a not so grand slam. out of the blew former golf great martina navratilova attacked me on twitter yesterday. she wrote, quote, greg gutfeld is a misogynistic and not a funny at all ass wipe. i know. misogynistic, not funny, ass wipe. only one of those is true. but i didn't find out until this morning and it hurt me. i thought martina and i had

ended things on happy terms. i mean sure in the 80s we were hot and heavy, got in a few fights but people change and i moved on but i don't think she has moved on. and i get it, her career is on its wane and mine's completely insane so i know what this is about. but, you know, nothing happens in a vacuum unless you go downtown and pay for it. apparently martina was responding to a tweet with a link covering what i said on the 5 about the democratic party no longer representing american families and nothing makes lesbians from the czech republic matter than opinions on american families. >> i remember when i was watching the protests after 2016 when trump won and i saw the protests. it was a lot of single women. it wasn't a lot of men. and the men there weren't exquisite specimens let's face it but i saw a lot of young angry females. and the democratic party in a way has become the party of young angry single women.

and martina proved me wrong. the dems respect just the party of young angry women but also old angry women. [cheers and applause] >> greg: from the czech republic. i kid. i'm joking. i adore you martina. i know what this is about. my comments about women in the democratic party that's not it. it's about my views on tennis. no secret i was working on a highly investigative piece on the sport and that's what set her off. let's check it out >> gutfeld investigates. tennis, once the sport of kings now celebrated around the globe. but is there a sinister secret behind this game's origin? could it be a pathetic impostor of a truly greater sport? an electrifying game, fun for all ages. pickle ball. consider pickle ball has a net. so does tennis. pickle ball uses rackets, so does tennis. pickle ball uses balls, so does

tennis. the only difference, pickle ball is fun and interesting. tennis is boring and satan i can. conclusion the multi pemt tennis industry was build on lies and stolen from the brilliant minds who gave us pickle ball. [cheers and applause] >> greg: tyrus what do you make of this attack on me? >> tyrus: there's only one way to settle this. >> greg: yeah. >> tyrus: you and her need to play pickle ball. we need to make it happen. she wants to call it misogynistic you want to say she's old but set up the court, let's get it done. gutfeld, her, let's get it on. book it. let's do it, u.s. open just finished, they have an open court over there. let's do it. >> greg: uh-huh. >> tyrus: it's been what, 20 decades since the last time a women athlete beat the hell out of a smart ass little man? it's time. it's time. [laughter] >> greg: emily, wow, huh?

martina. i used to watch her when i was a kid like in the 50s. she's a strong woman. >> emily: who's older her or biden? >> greg: i don't know. emily. >> emily: i know. i'm protective of you. >> greg: you should. >> emily: i don't think she lashed out publicly it makes me angry. >> greg: it makes me angry. >> tyrus: he loves it. he already sent her a safe word. [laughter] >> greg: it's true. she knows this is what gets me hot. when people -- i like abuse. i like it when people abuse. she knows i like it. >> she clearly loves you. >> greg: that's true. that's why she did this. besides i've defended her against the trans community who attacked her so i think she has the hots for me. and i know she doesn't really go that way but, you know, we both share the same interests. >> i mean it is you. >> greg: yeah. >> i agree with tyrus, i think a pickle ball match would settle it. you could have like a larger racket with a longer handle to make up for any --

>> charlie: are you describing a frying pan? >>. >> charlie: you could do that. >> greg: corey >> corey: she just wants to date you that's all it is. the tweet was so pathetic and i looked it up and saw there was only maybe like ten likes on it so i wouldn't get too worried about it. >> what does it say you only have ten likes >> corey: she has like $400,000 and it didn't get picked up by anybody. >> greg: things on social media do not exist until somebody tells you about it. it's like don't tell me about it but this was great because it made a great segment. but why do you tell people about something they will never see. that's the problem with social media is people don't know how to shut it off. >> up next are men more likely to gamble after hearing a psychic ramble? but are these lines enough? a subaru with eyesight...

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: five words. men trust fortune tellers more. so, corey, a study shows men are more likely to make decision toss take financial risks than women after getting advice from fortune tellers. what do you make of that? >> corey: it must be true. unlike the previous study this one was a random assignment.

look i've been to vegas too many times over the past decade and whenever the blackjack dealer tells me to double down and i'll get my money back next time i listen and it doesn't work and then they tell me i can get pregnant. maybe i'm remembering that wrong. maybe it was just the mushrooms. >> greg: there you go. emily you just saw a fortune teller didn't you on king street. how did i know that? >> emily: because i told you on the break. >> greg: no. because -- yes. >> emily: what i found interesting about the study is it pointed out women don't take fortune teller advice for financial success but they do for everything else. reminded me of the winchester house. remember that? so women like me go to these claire invoiceians all the time for real advice and you guys go for the money which to me seems like the oddest correlation ever because money is what would matter more. >> greg: yeah, you know what?

i wasn't listening. >> emily: you missed brilliance. >> greg: i was thinking about this great idea charlie. men need to use fortune tellers on their first date. so you meet the fortune teller early, you pay them off to give amazing predictions about the date and then you go hey, let's go to this fortune teller, you sit down and pretend and you paid her a hundred bucks. >> charlie: so what are you going to get her tell your date? >> greg:. >> greg: like i see you -- i don't know. >> charlie: are you looking to get married on the first date? >> greg: no, it's a little fun charlie. jesus you're wasting my time. you're a time waster. >> charlie: it's human nature. it's basic human nature. like men and women, we all operate on natural urges. >> greg: yes. >> charlie: men more so than women. and so, you know, you -- and it's like gambling. you know, if you're there and you're, you know, high on yourself, you have the oxygen pumping in the room, you've got good looking women around, you

take more chances. >> greg: whatever, dude. tyrus that made no sense. embarrassing. >> tyrus: i'm sean hannity and i would just like to say, going to hide my identity again on this one. listen going to a psychic when it's a free throw 50 on bet is just an excuse so she won't scream at you because you went there to find out about true love and she also told you to bet the patriots in the super bowl. men are just smart. a 50/50% chance of going wrong so you can blame it on the psychic if you don't win. women go there to find out true love and they don't even tell them the truth when they give them the birth date and the psychic never gets it, so, sean hannity. >> greg: there you go. i think we crushed that segment kept for charlie. >> charlie: that's what i'm here for. >> greg: ruined the whole thing. don't go away we'll be right back.

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