>> laura: they were looking for animals the big wooden th thing. that field didn't stop the chicago bears from celebrating their upset and unforgettable way. ♪ ♪ kellyanne i love that, it's like the breaststroke and the butterfly all in one. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: oh, my goodness. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] [laughs] putts >> greg: happy monday everyone and what a great monday it is. first of all kat timpf is back from her honeymoon. [cheers and applause]

it is good to see her, she looks fantastic. [laughter] you can tell that she enjoyed her time off, it looks like she put on some weight. [laughs] also as you know it is my birthday. [laughs] [laughs] and like pumping through job -- >> he has a remarkable human being. >> he is an immensely, immensely talented -- >> he is very charming. >> he talks like a dude. >> he is such a visionary as a writer. >> he is a very, very nice guy. [laughs] >> he is funny, he is very funny. >> he is adorable, he might be the sexiest man alive. >> i like it.

>> greg: you see i can unite everyone and i like to thank everyone at fox for all the great gifts that i received and thank you sean hannity, i love the wheels. tucker, i always wanted a rolex and thank you brian, but really one of your kids? [laughs] i promise i'll take care of them. my biggest personable brian stelter. it didn't involve jeffrey. [laughs] [laughs] yes, the unemployed old blue book was hired by harvard to hold discussions on threat to democracy. i only hope that their endowment can afford the threat to their employment. [laughs] to paraphrase that guy in jos, harvard is going to need a bigger [laughs] [laughs]

if he gets 20 students that's more viewers than the ad at cnn. [laughs] when teenagers call him on his lies he can actually fail them. so what makes him an expert qualified to teach at harvard him as opposed to a stapler or a bag of loose nickels? he is not. they take care of their own. he was there a useful idiot, this idea of a threat to democracy which is a threat to democrats. to brian, those threats were you, trump and maybe salads. and really the only opera seat that threatens him as a meritocracy is based on merit brian will be working at taco bell instead of blocking their drive through at 8:00 a.m. [laughs] [laughs] just wait like everybody else brian. you know what they say, those who can't do eat. [laughs] no, it is eat. [laughs]

first harvard hires de blasio, so who is next customer could be alec baldwin? i mean there is a class that'll definitely need a trigger warning. [laughs] [laughs] of course ryan is only to do at harvard what he did at cnn which is push the message that you guys are dangerous and that you are terrorists and he is not alone. if you watch the liberal media yesterday on september 11th you would've thought it was 19 members of mar-a-lago that flew into twin towers. if only if chuck talked to wonder if we are now as a nation battling a threat equal or greater from what we face from 9/11? >> we are now battling a threat. it is the threat, equal or greater in what we face after 9/11. >> there is an oath that we always take, which is to defend and uphold our constitution. against all enemies both foreign

and domestic. >> greg: it's like two yoga balls interviewing each other. [laughter] her answer was emptier than her pant suit, what it about pantsuits? luck, hillary, michael jackson, when you see someone at a pantsuit you should probably r run. the mainstream media wonders why people hate the mainstream media, it's because the mainstream media hates you. you might go to church, drive a car to work, or ask why your kid's teacher a goatee and of if regina. this nonsense is easy it's like hating the wealthy because anything that poses a challenge to the media's authority must be crushed. >> do you really think about what the monarchy was built on, it was built off the backs of a black and brown people. she wore a crown which pillage stones from india and africa. now from what you're seeing at least in the black unities i'm a

part of, they want reparations. >> as beloved as she was she also rubs or presented an institution that is a long and ugly legacy of brutal colonialism, violence, and slavery. >> greg: oh, who doesn't. what is is all have in common? it's an attempt to destroy any shared moment. because a shared moment competes with their political opinions. love or hate the idea of monarchy, it is a role that independent of ideology and has a measure of common things that rocky. it might be nice to have that here and maybe we do. [laughter] good luck wedging those onto a throne. [laughs] [laughs] england still takes the stuff seriously do you know that there is a royal beekeeper who by tradition was required to notify the palace hive of the queen's death. i guess they didn't want them to

read about it on buzzfeed. [laughs] [laughs] i should've taken it out right? i should have edited that out. it is too late it is in and you guys saw it, i am humiliated. i never got into monarchy, the closest i came was throwing up a royals game. [laughs] thank god he loaned me his hat. he played for the royals, but i value the sentiment that brought a country together. to be it is what america might be missing. something that unifies us other than hub and pizza. especially at times when the media and there will heroes try to tear us down like a statue of abe lincoln. maybe america needs its own royalty. not just a president, but perhaps a king, perhaps piers morgan was right. if he is an expert in british royalty, he might have the answer. >> i keep reading that you are now the king of late-night tv. so in a way, the american monarchy now rests on your shoulders. you are the king.

[cheers and applause] >> greg: i'm not sure if i can handle the responsibility of being the king as joe biden said, heavy are the pants that were the crown. [laughs] [laughs] but if i do become king i've instituted a line of succession for the show in case things don't work out. so if anything were to happen to me the new host will be hans, he would do great i've known him for years but if you can't fulfill duties next up is lars, he works on my backyard it would be impressive. he feels you can only count on cookie butter. he dances downtown. [laughs] it made sense earlier this afternoon. [laughs] but again can i handle the responsibility of being king, when i was ten my mom bought me a goldfish before i blow the

candles, but i knew that. rather than trying to split us up i'm trying to keep people together through laughter, humor and my good looks. i offer all the pomp and splendor of the great role families, but with less hemophilia. i will start unifying by saying that brian stelter isn't worse than usama bin laden. the only thing he's ever destroyed his golden corral bathroom. [cheers and applause] let's welcome and tonight's guests. she is the reason jim acosta's therapist is driving a new seven series, for one seam or counselor kellyanne conway. [cheers and applause] he is the reason we are told to mind our elders host of the larry elder show anything to producer, larry elder. [cheers and applause] yeah. yeah. waves to the crowd. he is the only comic that it's clubs paying him and canned

goods. actor, comedian, jamie lissow. and that she is back from her honeymoon, but we have yet to find her husband. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] so much to cover with this brilliant and as i put altogether by myself. i want to ask you first who's a bigger bozo? >> kellyanne: just for equating january 6th with 9/11, it is no better evidence that somebody is affected by trump arrangement syndrome. it's like being a 20-year-old kid who identifies himself as a republican, to be as a red hat that says make america great again. if you to people on a tv talk about the folks who killed the parent you never met. 21 years ago, and outs with the people who killed your parent that you never met.

the people who beheaded daniel pearl, you don't equate half of america to be spokes based on what they believe and who they are. it started out as elitism, and snobbery, and outs becoming increasing dangerous. people, they are knockabout with it and the vice president of the united states be complicit. it is truly regrettable. i just want to say this, here in new york we have a hundred and 18 hate crimes against jewish men since the beginning of this year, only one spent a moment in jail. we have domestic terrorism all around with hate crimes, we don't even hear about it. to call people terrorists, to love the country, who believe that prices are too high, crimes to high, we are too dependent on foreign dictators because of energy. they don't think i find it prudent to be in ukraine, just because i believe a certain thing they want to be left alone, and raise their kids and

worship god as they want to. don't be castigated by people in the media and frankly their own president and vice president. >> greg: it's also working politically for them because you're dealing with low information voters. speaking of that jamie -- [laughs] [laughs] unit c buckingham palace from there? i'm sorry. would you like, what you make of the attacks in the royalty? >> jamie: there is a lot there i know people are quick to dismiss any similarity between 9/11 and january 6th, but i want to bring to your attention that they are both dates. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: yes. >> jamie: i wonder if the fourth of july is connected? [laughs] >> greg: you are just asking questions. >> jamie: i mispronounced name every time i wander so i apologize. teaching at harvard it is ridiculous. the only way that i support them

teaching a cap class at seven at the end of every lecture another guy comes and goes okay don't do any of that. [laughs] [laughs] that was stupid. >> greg: talk about a soft landing for him. so brian stelter landed on another brian stelter. [laughs] is that possible? >> jamie: i want to say happy birthday, i just turned 47 years ago. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: larry. [cheers and applause] larry this is your first time on the show i been waiting for this forever it's good to see you. >> larry: say hello to the black vase of whites are promising. don't laugh our target for that title. >> greg: on even know if that made when you make of this is kind of hoarder or bolt relative this?

is a purely political act? >> larry: when somebody on the view i think it was sunny and she said, for years i've been saying that donald trump was illegitimate. the weeks that she did that because they finally realize the hypocrisy, al gore will still tell you that the supreme court put george w. bush in the white house. for four years, the entirety of president trump's presidency he referred to him as illegitimate and election stolen. stacey abrams still thinks that 2018 the election in georgia was stolen. when kamala harris was on charlamagne tha god, not too arrogant i thought and ego. she agreed with them and she referred to donald trump as illegitimate. david sang it for years, and it would show some down, but he canceled them, no but he shuts down the social media platforms for spreading the so-called big lie. >> greg: that's a good point, how are you doing? >> kat: great. >> greg: did you enjoy your honeymoon?

>> kat: i think it's good that i'm back to work because usually five nights a week i get attention from all audience, and when that is gone and it just me and one husband [laughs] it's kind of a letdown. it puts a lot of pressure on that guy. [laughs] [laughs] [cheers and applause] [laughs] >> greg: which of the many elements of this monologue struck he was interesting or important? >> kat: your birthday. [laughs] happy birthday and i got you the greatest present of all media. [laughs] i'm back. i don't know, i kind of want to take the class. i want to go just to sit there. i just go and sit there? what can i learn from you as an employed person? [laughs] [laughs] >> kellyanne: with high ratings.

>> greg: he got fired for doing a terrible job in journalism so they're hiring him to do the same thing. do you think he's acting to explore real threats to democracy? it's going to be about so-called domestic terrorism wearing red caps. >> kat: but i'm a find out. >> greg: and who can really stop you really? >> kat: not that guy. >> kellyanne: harvard accepts roughly 5% of its applicants all year and they seem to accept 100% of bill de blasio, and others. they go there and are given the alma mater of harvard somehow it's to wash away their biases and the fact that they don't have all these of the late night comedians are funny over here reading. >> larry: he is a guy that's at the hunter biden story is misinformation and then after it turned out it wasn't he denied that he said it was russia disinformation. >> greg: i just love that they are letting them sit there while he figures out his next career move. that is gonna take a while.

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>> greg: it she can keep hers away. a push for gun control but her own getting up getting stolen. california congresswoman candidate, that was hard. karen bass say that she came home friday night to see that someone broke in an end still into guns. she says that they were swiped despite being safely and securely stored. which is the same thing i said about those cub scouts.

[laughter] [laughs] [laughs] before they burrowed my way out of my toolshed. they have a show on netflix who cares. nla or as i like to call it even if guns are locked up the criminal's aren't earlier this summer she tweeted her top goal would be able to get guns out of communities. was she got too out of her home so i guess that is a start. [laughs] technically, who breaks into a home gets into a safe and takes guns with no money was electronics this person is like the worst criminal ever or this never happened. meanwhile the l.a.p.d. is asking for help identifying the suspect looks like jamie. he was wearing a mask so they know it's not gavin newsom. [laughs] [laughs] ellie district attorney said as soon as they i.d. the perpetrator he will spring into action and set him free. [laughs] that said the theft more effect

your opinion on gun control and looks forward to moving some ammo at this weekend's yard sale. [laughs] larry, you're from california would you make the story? summing it right here. >> larry: i'm from los angeles, what isn't right if you or any kind of self expecting criminal you can go to a gun store, get to a nice brand-new .357 magnum for cost about 950 or less they can write you a ticket is a misdemeanor and you have to go to jail because it's a win-win. karen bass said that she got the gun several years ago. that is relevant because in the last two years crimes onto the roof in l.a., berkeley is up 17%. about 77% of angelenos field that crimes a big problem but you got them seven oh oh years ago and she didn't feel safe. is much less safe now. so what you think the typical angeleno feels right now? she was asked on a scale from 0-1010 being most safe, she said

it was a ten. would you say now? >> greg: what you think kat? what is your intent to tell you about the story? >> kat: i don't know, it doesn't feel like it could be real maybe she just has a bad taste like the criminals didn't want any of it. >> greg: you think somebody knew where the gun was? >> kat: maybe, larry what you were saying with how she was bragging about how safe she feels, even now she lives in like a $2 million home? money can't buy you happiness, but but he knows it is way more comfortable to cry in a mansion than it is an air mattress on the floor. because if you sob to hardy keeps deflating. >> greg: were you staying in a hostel? i told you to get a hotel. >> kat: it was a long time ago, you're just gonna have to face the fact that i had a nice time. [laughs] [laughs]

>> greg: jamie? would you make of this? it doesn't make sense. >> jamie: doesn't make any sense burglary is really scaring me that's why i have fashioned my career so i don't own anything valuable. [laughs] [laughs] [applause] [laughs] >> kellyanne: we can see that. [laughter] as i was saying. i love you. [laughs] [laughs] this is part of the hypocrisy of cori bush she is a congresswoman from missouri she spent a hundred thousand dollars in securities just to make sure that people who want to bow on banned gas and cows that make gas they fly around in their private jets. it just goes on and on.

i think this is an example of that, it's probably why she may not win that race, she absolutely should win that race, a to be republican and independent, he beat her by about 30 points by an african american man in the winner-take-all primary source the primary because everybody is worried about crime and rising costs, and homelessness i think that is very clear. sick the whole face the democratic party was in california. we have for now this very odd story, she is a gun owner everyone. she probably doesn't want you to know that, you have nancy pelosi there, gavin newsom, kamala harris, these people. adam shift, yeah adam schiff. i never trusted him utterly true guys whose are smaller than mine is not a lot of people. but it is him.

[applause] [applause] >> greg: i never looked at it that way. >> kat: that's really good advice i probably could save me a lot of trouble. >> greg: beware of the tiny but men. >> larry: cori bush would be the last person you would robber attack. juergen attacks on who doesn't want to be cops? i would a circle around them and make sure they don't do that ever, ever. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: day you go. >> jamie: did you see in the photograph that the robber guy is wearing a covid mask. you know what i mean? it's really bizarre, that is a weird thing i wanted to bank six months ago and ago i get to have a mask on to get in here. while you guys really did a one 80 on that policy. [laughs] >> greg: all right we have to move on, up next is case close for being too on the nose. ♪ ♪

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>> greg: it was the racist word that no one else heard. officials at brigham young university, or byu say that they finish and investigation accusations of racial slurs at a volleyball game and concluded that much like jamie on his wedding night nothing happened. [laughs] [laughs] it was i think but i like it. last month rachel richardson claimed that every time she went to serve the ball so many in the stands would yell the n-word, byu took the allegation seriously and even band a fan for life i think who might have it. richardson's godmother who is running for judge in texas. caught the eye of lebron james who took a break from helping out the chinese comet is party to set a supportive tweet this is guy does anything besides. i guess not. here are some of the national headlines there are lots, they

ran with the story to enlisting the michael moore's masseuse. while the media swallow the allegations hole, byu washed film and did interviews and concluded from our extensive review we have not found any evidence to cooperate the allegation that fans engaged in rachel haggling are ordered racial slurs at the event. they have lifted the ban on the student was falsely accused. so once again the media fill for a hate crime hoax now they have more egg on their face in that time i pass out in denny's. like my uncle once said the truth cell set you free that's why truth was my safe word. [laughs] [laughs] jamie, were you at the volleyball game? >> i was not when i heard spectators first of all surprise that they were spectators. which a little bit surprised? the place was packed. i didn't understand that during

serves that all this noise. >> jamie: might've just said that they think it was a mistake maybe one of the players names sounds like the n-word someone was yelling out. which i think probably happen feel horrible that someone like oh, my goodness. if you do some research once can destroy someone's life and everything. have been the exact thing happen to me when i thought someone like making fun of me and it they were just cheering us wrestling the guy was wrestling his name was untalented he's a [bleep]. [laughs] [laughs] it was just -- [cheers and applause] is a one quick thing. this will byu is have you been actually recorded do these dry bar specials you do super clean,

special and it's mostly mormon audience so i did one of these things coming up in the goat would want to call equipment get the pick a title or in a conference call with all these people go wolf we call it jamie tries dominic to my stomach to my stomach jamie lissow it doesn't say [bleep]. what we call it is it mormon here or is it just me? [laughs] [laughs] [applause] >> greg: larry, we have seen these hoaxes come ago and it seems like the only people that don't learn maybe this is in a hoax but the only people who don't learn to slow down is the media. >> larry: lebron james to be one lease people talk about this. he claimed that somebody wrote the n-word on his mansion in l.a. before the police got there somebody in his household staff

have been all over it, while japan all over it, and claim that you are a victim of a hate crime. to the say the police don't believe it really happen so he could be the last person to talk about. >> i totally forgot about that and kelly and i basically just describe or criticize. i forgot about that. everybody forgets about these things. it starts over. >> kellyanne: that's a media off the hook. they didn't say it's alleged some a claim, things go right to the declarative statement, no verification, no supporting evidence. it's called presumptive negativity. so what happened with the huffington case, nascar driver with the thing in his garage. he goes on, and on and say nothing i'm not acting in a day myself don't get excited. i'm not to my age to the world, the lacrosse case people need to

type that in and learn if you're a dude you left alone here. that was a disgrace in a those four boys i'm so angry about it they ruin them. she was found to be completely noncredible and went on to be convicted of murder. not before they ruin these poor young men were on the lacrosse teams in the lives and careers of they've gotten that back at this point. i think it's presumptive negativity and that's really why twitter exists is in it? they need to want to prove that someone is less than. their races, they're sexist, that's what i tell people. i don't we care for the vice president, harris i can sam with her approval ratings are at an all-time low. for vice president and they say will that's racism and sexism. it's not racism and sexist to think that, harris is not her job as i siding hearing. and people ought to be able to say that.

[cheers and applause] >> greg: think of all the time and effort in the investigation glad byu did it but they did after they banned the fan, think about all that effort that could been devoted to arno. >> kat: yeah, i got it from here. [laughs] i'm glad they did too, maybe i've got too much faith in humanity, but then again no i don't. i think that if someone just screaming the n-word at a volleyball game, there would certainly be some kind of reaction in the moment. nobody would just continue watching the game as if someone was not sitting there screaming the n-word. so i think it would've been a little bit more obvious, but i am glad they went through all of that. >> speaking of dating yourself i'm old enough to remember serious front-page article in "usa today" about black churches on fire because reese's arsonists were burning it. it turned out completely fraudulent there are more synagogues and mosques that were

burned. it was complete and totally untrue in "usa today" ran with that for months. they were raising money for these churches it was, fat lie. >> kellyanne: no one's ever expected to apologize and no one ever does got that wrong. but the correction this big in the paper. >> i think a hate crime hoax must be called a hate crime. if it's a hoax it has to be prosecuted as a hate crime hoax. the viable player your point is the crib and some of his name, but if somebody he should be in jail for a long time. coming up are you dressed like a bomb because the irs took your. income? [cheers and applause] i earn 5% on our cabin. i mean, c'mon! hello cashback! hello, kevin hart! i'm scared. in a good way.

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>> greg: it is caused by the debt uncle sam. true we gave more to the irs and we spent on getting fed, or getting dressed. according to the bureau of labor to foster the average american

spent over 15 grand on food, and health care combined a federal and local taxes they spent nearly 17,000. it is the same amount that he spends on dinner. [laughs] some nearly spent as much on taxes than they did on hair gel according to the bureau of jesse watters statistics. meanwhile activists are calling on oregon to raise taxes on booze to a spike in alcohol-related deaths. some say a tax increase would deter people from drinking while others say it would be bad for business it away oregonians are wrong they think that a few percentage points rise in the cost of alcohol will change anyone's mind should just switch to hand sanitizer. right kat? >> kat: oh it's so good to be back. also i guess i believe that is not the governments job to figure out your own decisions for your own life.

it's your own responsibility. i also don't think that attacking and it should $0.20 a drink like all right no, i could forever it's having a take more than that for people who do it. >> greg: you spend more money on taxes than you on food and clothing? >> kat: i don't know i have an accountant come on. [laughs] >> greg: you're supposed to do research. >> kat: do you? >> greg: yes, look at this stack of paper. a boy is she happy to be back. thank god we tried out those other people when she was gone. >> kellyanne: there is only one kat. have to say this. i think the reason that people don't spend a lot of money on clothes anymore is because this country seems to not wear pants that snap button or zipper anymore. if we adjust and be comfortable all the time here on

fifth avenue youth of they have yoga pants towards on fifth avenue real estate now it used to be brooks or poulos. i guess the 87,000 agents will be there in a little lemon also. >> greg: men are wearing lululemon. >> kellyanne: to kat's point the government wanted to ask you to that extent it is your choices. it is telling you in some ways it is telling you what you can eat and can wear, where you can live and where you can do it what's clear children go to. by the back to because it leaves you with far less money to make those choices. >> i look at you jamie [laughs] [laughs] would you spend more on last year? taxes are getting divorced? [laughs] >> jamie: a little bit more on getting divorced. i would just like to say that expensive it was it.

[laughs] [laughs] [cheers and applause] is to write about that dear member one lululemon there were these pants and turned out that they were too thin like all you can see everything. i was like who told the girls? why would we -- >> greg: you sick little man that's what you got divorced. hanging out in front of the old jim on? >> jamie: dude, i'm an independent i'm the worst health insurance i probably spend more on that then. when i have my first was $8,000 out-of-pocket. crazy expensive iva sprain or break, i lay behind my back on the x-ray machine at the air airport. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: that's a good idea, good idea. [laughs] [laughs] does this upset you larry?

>> larry: i was on "fox & friends" a couple of years ago and they said in 1900 all three levels the government took less than 9%. takes about 35% if you add in mandates almost half the american people. gave him source, give him source for the second one in the third the right article says the article is right we checked it out. in 1900 all levels dealing took out 9% of the american people that's right. now the government takes about 35% all is wrong about the mandates because you can't really tell about the cost it's a check its subjective. had elders half right. i have one right, to write the third one wrong on half right. i'm not two-thirds right? gives you an idea of what's wrong with her public education. >> kellyanne: back i know works at harvard. >> greg: we need fact-checkers to do the fact-checking on the fact-checker. but then they would have fact-checkers and it would never end. up next, saying i love you may

sound sappy when a winning team makes you happy. ♪ ♪

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longer after favorite team wins rather than hearing your partner say i love you. in your situation that would make sense. [laughs] [laughs] >> kellyanne: it depends on who says i love you and your teams. if you root for the jets you probably get really excited when they win. greg allow me just to tell you happy birthday and i love you. we all do. [cheers and applause] did that last long? are you still going? inside my heart is eating my liver. there's a war going on in their larry. also found that i love you makes people feel good for four hours, but watching a team victory for hours and 9 minutes out of figure the stuff out? [laughs] >> larry: i think there's a lot of words to give you more satisfaction. i think you're right i was wr wrong.

[laughs] [laughs] >> greg: that is true. >> kellyanne: you don't look fat in that period >> larry: or can i give you massage? >> greg: you say it to her wife not her sister and i learned that the hard way. >> larry: and she has two sisters. >> greg: would you say jamie i know this is a sore spot for you because you never really heard i love you. in your life. >> jamie: sometimes i'd overhear it when she was on the phone. [laughs] [laughs] [applause] [applause] >> greg: nicely done, nicely done. [laughs] >> jamie: i'm of the government happy for four hours. what are you talking about? >> greg: kat? you don't even know what sports are. >> kat: once a buddy tells you that they love you than they keep saying look i love you, all the time yeah i get it to please come up with a more creative

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