if they already want the best fast food chain already they are now i love chick-fil-a. i'm hungry. i have to eat something. greg gutfeld takes all from h here. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy wednesday everybody. so i see why am i come of that short for in case you missed it. does that help? [laughs] [laughs] note screw everybody.

president joe biden through an inflation reduction party yesterday. maybe they had summing more pleasant to do i jamming a hedge trimmer to your. don't judge he held on the white house lawn because he couldn't remember where the front door was. and then this way he wouldn't on the rugs. plus that long could always use a little extra fertilizer now he threw this party even as inflation hit 8.3% is staff want to cancel but he had already told joe it would be balloons, clowns and a pony. [laughs] it felt like throwing a surprise with a party for a corpse than once in a corpse droned on for 25 minutes. it's funny how most memorials you don't ever wonder when is this stiff going to shut up. and really is the economy something joe biden should be celebrate in? at like the washington generals throwing a parade after a season applying the harlem garb globetrotters. hooray we went 0-82.

like alec baldwin giving himself in a in marksmanship. what did summing happen? it's like brian throwing himself a book party. it always sucks when reality rains on your fantasy as joe biden boast of his phony accomplishment the stock market sank faster than joe's nose in a nearby ponytail. the dow jones plummeted 1200 points that's where the largest largest drops since troy bay hard tried to sit in a being bad show. semi to chair. housing is drying up and yet they continue to gaslight us like we are a frat boy. you still like those. his first mistake was inviting a newcomer to today's music scene james taylor to open the festivities. here's a clip. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> greg: one oh stop it it wasn't that bad. let's try again. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> i have arthritis in my fingers it hurts. i'm james taylor. trendy. >> greg: he's really age did not in a good way. like a bag of cabbage. old joe asked taylor to lead off with a song called fire and rain which is also how hunter describes the feeling when he. [laughter] that is the dirty joke for the night. it is apparently though that

suicide inherit an addiction which makes sense suicide and addiction are two things that have done well under joe biden. maybe the messages times are tough under joe biden, but it could be worse. you will be forced to listen to that song forever. that'll make you reach for the pills for yourself on the sharp edge of joe's catheter. i don't blame the white house for getting them. joe originally asked for frank sinatra and before that glenn miller. sadly everyone joe biden has heard of has died or was killed by hillarysitting you think abou think about at the time? >> president biden: think about what you think about at the time. think about how you would feel if you didn't have the insurance or didn't have the money. it's wrong. it's not who we are. we are gonna fix that too. >> greg: joe biden do us a favor and stop fixing things.

[applause] is not your forte. you are less helpful than a homeless dude china squeegee your windshield with a bottle of. shout out to jimmy failla. at least the soul of america is vibrant. >> president biden: the soul of america is vibrant in the future of america is bright. the promise of america is real. it is real, it is real. >> greg: yes, these suspicious references are so bad. bad leaders rely on abstract constructs when they can't keep to it. leave my soul out of it what about gas prices? the war? crime? i guess making progress in every country is big as collocated as ours is difficult. >> president biden: making progress as every country's biggest comic at it as ours is difficult. it is not easy. and never has been.

[laughs] [laughter] >> greg: so that is your excuse it's hard. i did tell you sport it's your job. and everyone before you has done a better job. i wonder if that's an applause line? >> that is an applause line. [applause] [laughs] >> greg: it's fun when the brain locked horns with the botox. talk about bad timing of victory lap on inflation as inflation numbers come out if his leg joe is leaving the band playing on the titanic. just like he did back in 1912. he performs a good demented birthday clown at their port supposed to pretend like it there by choice. of course the white house declines gas prices which what happened when people stop buying gas because it's too high. in your response from going up in the first place. let the guy who sets his neighbor's house on fire and i want to be called a hero because he rescued the cat.

talk about gaslighting. gas prices go up when you buy it, and gas prices drop when you don't. i call it catch-22. it's also the projected number of times joe biden will get covid by january. food is up 13.5%, electricity up 15.8% and rent is up 7%, health insurance a whopping 24%. ask kj p wonder if she will say prices have been essentially flat these last two years? >> prices a been essentially flat in our country's last few months. cap much like the skin of your brain. [laughter] a call or a puppet but it only get hate mail for ms. peggy. the fact is we know inflation was coming after all the government spending. but what we didn't expect was i'm saying more government spending would solve the problems caused by government spending. and now biden student loan

cancellation that's at a us another half trillion. small families are draining their savings on life's basic needs, job is bailing out gender studies grads on loan so they agreed to pay. it is rewarding the least deserving by punishing those who pay their debts. it's only a cause prices to soar. but joe biden doesn't care. he threw himself a party. joe biden will take any excuse to cut cake or the cheese. it's so obvious. i don't know what joe biden has to say. ♪ ♪ >> i've seen anger and i've seen pain. ♪ ♪ i've seen folks try to fill their gas tanks trying to stay sane. i left all of those folks living paycheck to paycheck living out in the rain. ♪ ♪ and what i have to say? come on man. ♪ ♪ >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests i know they say

dress for the job you want, but i already a bookie. jimmy failla. [applause] he is so sharp his handshake will give you splinters. host of off-limits with ian howard. ian howard to ian haworth. fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] nt needs a crop duster to apply sunscreen my massive sidekick in the n.w.a. world television tyrus. [applause] >> as always i know you got a part-time job is that what is customer >> i look like a children's magician who shouldn't be around children. i realize when i left the house. other way happy birthday. it's hard to feel older when the

waitress still gives you a kids menu. [laughs] anyway besides the fact that your face look like it at your face. [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: would you make of the timing of all of this question what do you think they should've the right right thing and postponed it? before the fact that i got out on the lawn and you know they dumped the gatorade on the winning coach? the losing coach down 49-10 don't the gatorade on himself. he's like i'm going to disney world. come on who's with me? it was really embarrassing. i feel like they are in a tough place now where they've made a calculated decision between now and the midterms they are just gonna claim it it's working the only main? if candidates try to distance himself from joe biden can run as he knocked and run? abba like [bleep] are gonna say it's working and i think that's what they're gonna tell us that the economy identifies is doing well. that's what's can happen. kj p is getting up to the podium

like the economy identifies is doing great is pronounce our bowl and [bleep]. [cheers and applause] the language. the language jimmy. >> greg: might i remind you that this is a family show. yes exactly. welcome to the show first time. i'm glad to have you here. what if you make of this whole event yesterday? >> ian: it felt like trump plan the whole thing. joe biden shuffling out trying to make sure he doesn't soil himself. as the stock market usually crashed during a speech. what else could you ask for it's fantastic. >> greg: i didn't know you're from jersey. alabama actually. >> greg: donald trump xd pull this off though, the meeting would've been different that is just day in joe biden land is going on a jet and went away and no one really talked about it. >> ian: he was there for like

5 minutes. >> greg: yep he went and vo voted. >> greg: kat how you doing? there are some elements of the story to choose from what interested you? >> kat: on the one hand i kind of get what they were doing. they were probably thinking okay that they he is having fun, this year as partying, there can think people will think that of things okay. and if i didn't the numbers unlike old enough to know that sometimes the more you see somebody partying, the less it means everything is okay. like you know to mean? we give some to break up with you and you're crying all the time you don't post that. you post yourself out of the club having fun and you leave out the part where you threw up at because you haven't eaten in three days and he got too drunk to fast. that's what they're probably doing, but we know the real story here. you don't have to note the exact numbers are you just go the grocery store and you like that's a lot more responsive than it used to be. it's not a slap in the face everyone and especially because

of taxpayers will pay for that party. >> did you see those people looking miserable out there that was fantastic but it's true i do use the word gaslight i've used it twice it's a stupid word. you can't gaslight somebody if you go to the supermarket. >> kat: everybody just use it just because someone is means you would and doesn't like you that's not gaslighting. >> gaslighting is just lying. >> tyrus: this is the biggest cover-up since watergate. [laughs] [laughs] >> finally somebody says it. >> tyrus: all of my years as an investigative journalist i'm just shocked and appalled of the brazen behavior you won't remember it. while they were partying i think you're right they're just gonna try to write it out never things okay don't pay attention to like "the wizard of oz" when the guy found out. what was really troublesome to me was this railroad strike is going down and once again this a

administration claiming that they've solve one problem is about to make another problem even worse. in the already started to spin whether they're trying to say that these railroad workers want more money know they don't. they want to be able to take a day off without getting fined for it. so once the railroads break down under this administration he will then have another party to throw as being the worst, he's already there, but he will be the worst president in the history of this united states because we will all be boiling water because what is on the railroad leg syndrome in? chlorine and we can have clean drinking water so we'll just change it to the new country of flint. this is about the president's and the fact that he did that 55 days to load time. everyone you should be out there getting rid of all. >> greg: that is interesting. i didn't put those things together that the strike will reduce the amount of chlorine. no chlorine coming.

i guess i don't think about chlorine. because when you drink bottled water or you turn your faucet on. soon as it's gone that's you. the chlorine is the brady of chemicals in your water, everyone talks about marsha which is fluoride. fluoride is the marsha brady. janice the chlorine. i don't know what cindy is? >> tyrus: charcoal? >> greg: i think it's time to tease as tv talk which means going to break. up next is canceling sports conducive to making them more inclusive? [cheers and applause] >> go to foxnews.com/got felled to click on the link to join our studio audience. ♪ ♪

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>> greg: they are canceling hockey season and woke as him as the season. a canadian university they have two of them now. scrap is an immoral ice hockey program after an equity audited that was an inclusive and excessive enough. it also disseminated against trans women as each game has three periods. i don't get it. [laughs] [laughs] it's terrible. it just gets worse. officials at mount royal university wasn't on that. [laughs] the move was based on several factors such as sensible longing, participant but tory the program was built by with and without and four. the equipment requirements, skilled requirements. participant fees. ice time costs, blah, blah,

blah. you know [bleep] hockey equipment and ice time is expensive. that's why i only played chess as a teen which was dangerous because i tripped and fell on the pieces many times tyrus. >> tyrus: on purpose. >> greg: i was a clumsy lad, but i'm sure administrators don't want to show their face on campus now much like this guy. [laughs] [laughs] enough about sports let's talk about the boston marathon. [laughs] tells a great joke. as the boston marathon not a sport? around like we don't care greg. which the boston marathon will now allow runners to enter as nonbinary without having to register in the men's or women's divisions. plus they will have the choice of porta-potties. wow tough crowd today. don't crack me up at the office.

a key point to the new rules is race organizers have chosen the woman's qualifying times as the nonbinary neri standards. so does that mean that the male to female trans love and edge and qualifying? who knows. the race takes place in april which should give leah thomas plenty of time to train and shaver gonads. [applause] now they clap. oh, my gosh, is a tough crowd tyrus. okay tyrus kaman how can you do this qwest markets the only sport left that white people have. by white i mean actually canadian. >> tyrus: brothers are playing an nhl but it's all good. listen. so one person who couldn't skate and didn't save their grant to buy gear complaint and they went to twitter and entire in imperial project is gone it's a volunteers like you not good

enough to have a scholarship or play for the school, so they allow activities in basketball, there's hockey come to softball gymnastics. it's a plethora of sports for you to find out and they probably will even have naked chest. so there is something for everyone to do so if you can't skate you don't get to cancel hockey out of the will who play hockey their whole life. yeah it's not a sport you just pick up. they have other ones for that. so this what happens when the woke get into score schools in guilford twitter there is a reason why he sold his role when he freed out that there's about maybe 30% of his bots. some subscribe to the stuff and listen. lester from kenya can be nonbinary, cyber ai you're not winning a marathon. [laughs] [laughs] what if i kenyan? >> you're gonna bring shame to the canyons.

[laughs] [laughs] >> kat: how much time you have? you know it's interesting because mark you're saying that hockey somehow not safe to people's emotions? is not safe. >> kat: i grub canada adjacent hockey is a big deal in mic michigan. i have two siblings, both of them played ice hockey. brother played ice hockey, my sister played ice hockey, i have a negative athletic ability. i'm a danger to myself and others why try. so i couldn't stay home alone and let it go and scoreboard. [laughs] and it was an embarrassing? yes, but he made a lot easier to be embarrassed as an adult because my threshold was higher. some glad they didn't cancel all the hockey just because i couldn't hockey. >> greg: it's so funny is to find a full set of teeth he would have to get home to

players together? you worry about emotions and feelings is there anyway you could tie this to the queen? being british. >> ian: a metronome on down. i think this is all about jealousy when it comes down to this people are jealous or have a sport and a lot of power on twitter and other places. i can't skate to see my life as me and i think hockey shut down. just because i can't wrestle with tyrus olivia see that though. for enough money but it's all just about power in general. it's interesting though we can't shut down the shut down people stuff because i'm not good at anything. single after the hockey players, they go after writers, actors, but you can't go after them because all that they are good at starting fires on twitter. >> tyrus: whose can be asked out?

women. >> greg: may be the boston marathon is trying get ahead of the problem by creating another category so that there isn't a problem. were saying that everybody gets a trophy to everyone gets a? [laughs] that's amazing. >> greg: you're just plain blue tonight. i told you it's a dirty outfit. member we were tongues joe two weeks ago we were taught about student loan forgiveness and us are not worried about tuition some 6'5" he's in a woman's possible scholarship thing about that. that night people were tweeting at us saying how dear you are mocking us but that's exactly what's going on. men are running in the women's marathon. my cat is gonna win the dog shown about five years. i am gonna win the westminster dog show. >> greg: i can run so fast on all fours it's amazing and i be the smartest dog ever why can i quit mark why canada identifies

a dog? >> jimmy: when it comes back to hockey. we don't care if it's the widest or the blackest, or anything between we just want the best. look at the mba 73% black in a fee of 70 black major league baseball is predominately white and latino. none of us bits because were there to watch the best players. if you do but nfl game the duke is a $22 a beer you know him saying question mike and keryx there's a white guy at home saying. >> greg: fair point. >> jimmy: not to them, they're like [bleep] stick with the trends. >> greg: up next why are they taking great pains to finance republican campaigns? it disrupts my skin with rash. but now, i can disrupt eczema with rinvoq. rinvoq is not a steroid, topical, or injection. it's one pill, once a day, that's effective without topical steroids. many taking rinvoq

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spent almost $19 million across eight states to boost far right candidates and g.o.p. primaries so rather than face more republicans in november think will have an easier. election denying cultural dominic. so they create ads calling far right candidates to conservative. hoping that they will attract g.o.p. voters the same way that jimmy is drawn to the pits covered coat rack a goodwill. [laughter] >> jimmy: but i am working blue. >> greg: they were all clean words. some democrats though don't like the strategy former democrat congressman telling the post it's a deeply, deeply precarious and dangerous strategy former house leader says is playing with fire. especially since they love to say seven democracy remember

donald trump so when the 2016 nomination worked out so well for them? >> for the sake of my show it would make me very happy of donald trump just keeps running for president forever. do it. >> do it. look at me, do it. i will personally write you a campaign check now on behalf of this country which does not want you to be president, but which badly wants you to run. [laughs] >> greg: that did and h will. much like him. so i really be careful with this little game because could backfire on you. at the time i had to pull a before skinny-dipping with the judge. wow, thinks god was in her pool. >> tyrus: i'm telling the judge you said that. >> greg: so en there are two directions you can go with this right? you can condemn this and point out the hypocrisy and say look

you guys say these people are a threat an existential threat but then you vote for that meeting just and political power and a stop and the threat or you can encourage the republicans to do the same thing and amplify and donate to their will socialist candidates. try to beat them at their own game what you say young man? >> ian: i'm not a fan of giving people more radical i think the world will get pretty messy pretty quick. a subsidy a very, very cynical. i think i'm a semifascist we know that that's the worse it of anything. all shrub mega, and inputting money behind us and including more radical like donald trump. and so i think it's really just a cynicism of the democratic party out food full display of no promise with it either. >> greg: even want to set obvious it's as obvious as i think your face jimmy. i don't not sure what it is. >> jimmy: i love it when there's like no joke enter just like jimmy, [bleep] you.

great, great way to go. >> greg: the language, you know that we did not have one swearword yesterday whenever that happens fox management gives me a cupcake. [laughs] [bleep] that cupcake. [cheers and applause] stop it. you are only encouraging me. so jimmy, the first step here is to amplify and push the extreme mager and then the second step is that they will then call them an x essential threat. so to ian's point if the media doesn't link the two it will succeed. >> jimmy: at the same time it's good to see them. [laughs] [applause] those dirtbags. i didn't shoot straight dirtbag because here's the thing. if this is the whole fraud of the democratic movement. if you think something is an x

essential threat there is no way that you're going to help it continue. if the town has an arson problem you don't pass out and gasoline. that is exactly what they're doing you believe all these [bleep] fires what the hell? >> greg: you are going into an expletive timeout. you don't even know the letters that i get. what happens if the extreme maga wins? if one of those candidates actually win the whole strategy is screwed. >> kat: though keep doing the same thing while they were hope that people don't notice that this is disgusting, blah, blah, blah, terrorists, blah. soul of the nation. what is the soul of a nation? i'm done with that. you have to stop saying sold the nation. everybody soul is very different i don't have one myself. for those that do.

because they are very, very showing. he's given the speeches saying these people are so awful that's what is gonna do all the elections that's was and what they win. debbie said hey we are paying for. it's not a secret. >> greg: why it is and election meddling? >> tyrus: i believe this i refuse the democrats are just giving money to the other side next thing to tell me is that the guy give the taliban weapons and helicopters come on man seriously. seriously. all they did, this is real. if they were winning right, and football or sports we have a big lead, you might put in the back of players and you might want to slow the clock down little bit. if you are behind 7000-02 america and he just got funny

the bench players from you beside your selling the winning side's they are still getting a chairs in the crowd and you're still losing. you're doing this thinking it's in a turnaround, but america is to stop and it is a matter as we follow line. we might find crazy but we will make sure that they have a few assistance. they were not doing that. get your mypillow next week. chill out. >> greg: stop reach winning them for a month. please. everybody has their freaks on both sides will be don't try to elect the freaks because we have to believe that those freaks are dangerous right? we would never try to support aoc or any of this squad but is people are saying your evil, but here is some money. like the ultimate hypocrisy i'm i going you jimmy. i'm not you know i question him or because you just can a square again. >> tyrus: we have two cuss words left. >> kat: save some for other

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[laughs] why can can think of a few things. although emily says that she hasn't found a boyfriend yet, she has found a lot of people interested in watching her tribe, videos of her handing out a resume is gone her millions of views on tick-tock ever heard of it. and that's not even including the ones from the chinese come in his party. she was her hobbies including eating and making bagels. the eating was a hobby. generally i do to stay alive. simple pleasures include bagels with cream cheese. she also says that she is in it for a man who shares her love for st. patrick's day. so it's bagels and st. patrick's day. basically she loves carbs and then throwing it up in public. kat would you make of her strategy? will that work? >> kat: she needs to relax. yes, you she's 27 lesson. if i would've married the person i was with 1 of 27 i'll be in

big trouble. because actually it's legal to marry that many people. [laughs] [laughs] get it? no, she stops the doing this for tick-tock. it's not hard to meet a man i just too many of them. >> tyrus: hold on, she's looking for a very specific man she's looking for a fat leprechaun the turnaround. there's also too many of those. he can't get to his pot of gold see 870 bagels. so that's why. she's gonna be alone

their job, they like to show their bling, that's a jewelry thing. this was a kid's college much be did have carfax for people. you know to mean? think about it. see meets own at a bar, you want to buy him a drink. they handed a piece of paper in your life while mike you sure do have a lot of miles on this thing you know to mean? it says here you been rear-ended a couple of times. i don't know. i don't know. i'll take the check. [laughs] >> ian: every joke you've made is about been about a. who knew.

>> greg: ian what you make of this? i'm all for any kind of innovation. i think he is a dating apps. i do know why. dangerous. i'll tell you why. >> ian: she stops looking for and irish is can be hard to fid i thing we state this step further should have full list of assets want tax returns, i want medical history come out the folder full of every single thing you've ever done. i why you playing at this i give information i think is a bit lazy. >> kat: no less untrue, you can't tell somebody everything. >> greg: why? >> kat: because everyone sucks. >> ian: speak for yourself. >> kat: you don't lead with that you have to lie at. >> greg: you're supposed to lead with the best part of you and you get them sucked in so they accept the lesser parts of

you. >> kat: and that is too late. >> greg: and then they married you and it like jimmy failla's wife. you must've sold her a bill of goods. >> tyrus: is called p caulking. they strut and tell how good they are. >> greg: there is a image of a peacock trapped in a spider web. [laughs] [laughs] >> tyrus: then she cuts her wings. >> greg: will that ended on an uplifting note. at least he didn't swear jimmy and bono think about it. at some kind of ironic and point the segment. i know it's happening right now. >> jimmy: i want someone else to do it. >> greg: she wore plastic clear heels for dudes [cheers and applause] “but aren't you linked to dangerous flu complications, like pneumonia, heart attack, and hospitalizations?”

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>> greg: you're all! >> let's give it up for the last responders! put a smile on my face, you know, try to get out of the chair. >> greg: what about all the caregivers after, what are they going to do, you and i'm saying? got a log of little bathrobe tends going on. 's tyrus wright about bringing joy to people's lives? >> literally the oldest people you can find her in a nursing home and you've seen a lot of lights and they can see the top half of the push-up. if they have a heart attack and die at least they died doing what they love. >> that's recycling! >> they didn't have to go, like bingo down the hall but these guys didn't want bingo, they

wanted [bleep] >> greg: yeah! >> such a good point. almost all the activities in rest homes are designed for women. isn't it time to have more strippers in rest homes? >> my favorite part about the story, when someone's rubbing the in their face, like to think about covid. >> i require them to wear masks before the pandemic. >> let me predict your answer, jimmy. at least this is in a drag queen dancing in front of a fifth grader. >> what i was on to say about strippers in nursing homes it's better than the time andrew cuomo sent covid to nursing homes, that dirtbag. >> greg: you out -- >> you cornered me you pastor and! >> greg: that was pretty good! >> this is why they did this. the nursing attendants themselves wanted a day off

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