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dollars into failed programs that do little to solve the issue, we ran through the numbers and the amounts spent are just staggering. san francisco spent an astonishing $100,000 for homeless person. new york shells at $58,000 per year for her homeless person, but it hasn't helped. a recent report says homelessness in the big apple has seen the highest level since the great depression and chicago spends about $9,000 per homeless person. the unmanageable homelessness problem putting the mcdonald ceo in a tough spot. they've been trying to entice employees back to headquarters in chicago and called on city and business leaders to address problems that have arisen since the pandemic. >> everywhere i go i'm confronted by the same question these days. what's going on in chicago? there is a general sense out there that our city is in crisis. the truth is it's more difficult

today for me to convince a promising mcdonald's executive to relocate to chicago from one of our other offices than it was just a few years ago. to be one judge, we can talk about any american city but you know chicago very well. do you think that's happening for other businesses as well? >> jeanine: absolutely. i give him credit. i give the ceo of mcdonald's credit for making an issue of this. the big cities are in crisis but not just the cities on the people that lived there, but businesses are now recognizing the impact that crime has on their bottom line. that's why if you don't have law and order, then what you have is anarchy. then you have businesses that are not going to be able to survive. this homelessness, in addition to the look that is unsavory -- i mean i know people we sent to jail for less than $106,000, which is what they pay in san francisco. the issue is what are we gonna do with these people? some of these are criminals who have mental health at the

genesis of whatever crime they are involved in. but everything is in crisis. it's a violent crime. it's drug abuse. it's the overall depression. we've gone back as a nation a good three or four decades in terms of inflation and crime. now this homelessness, which is just like the topping on the cake. and it's a sad situation. there is nothing else that we can do except make sure that people who run these cities understand that it's not just about safety anymore. it's about everything that spins off of "law & order." >> dana: the numbers surprised me, greg, how much money is spent per person. if you walk around the streets of new york, san francisco, denver has a huge problem, even san diego and los angeles, they are spending all of this money but it's not working. >> greg: i'm not surprised. liberals love throwing money at problems because it's not their money, it's our money pit they get the parade themselves off of this phony compassion paid

$807 million went to the strive program in new york and we never saw it again. i don't think the conversation about homelessness actually exists because you have to speak these unspeakable truths. but that means you have to be risked being called uncompassionate, heartless, and cold. the unspeakable truths are this. a majority of law-abiding citizens are at the mercy of a few thousand, 10,000, 50,000, maybe half a million nationwide, of people who exist independent of our rules, laws, and manners. we have defined a heinous lifestyle, homelessness, as a lifestyle choice. i'm saying exempt from the tiny exceptions, right? i'm talking largely men -- when you see these pictures they are mostly men. they are not hanging out like the jovial transients and hobos you used to see in cartoons. these are strung out, manic, unfriendly, aggressive people. you are lucky if they are unconscious, because then they won't hurt you but i walked this

city all the time. i drive up in the morning. i count them, i recognized them, i know them. they don't prefer shelters to the streets because you can't do drugs and scored drugs in shelters bear that's why they are out there. that's a choice. you can't bring your property into the shelter either. they don't allow that. so you prefer to be outside with your bags of stuff and do your drugs. all you have to do is spend one afternoon in new york city and you see the reality. it flies in the face of everybody that it tells you you have to be more compassionate. there compassion is allowing this to happen. they are like the tourists get that give the healthy beggar with the little dog money and that beggar is in front of your house. it's like i want to go to your house where you are in germany or spain and do the same thing and see how you feel because all you do is you keep these people here making money. i do have a solution, it's a progressive solution. give the homeless what they want. there is no way you can have a conversation with them.

you can't reason with the unreasonable. give them what they want, but not in the city. the city allows this to happen. move it onto government property and let them run it. camp away. give them the autonomy to truly run their lives into the ground, harm each other, don't harm us anymore. that's the only thing you can do. it can't get any worse than it is now. you have to move them to a place where they can live their lives. >> geraldo: so federally funded opium dens with the homeless -- >> greg: i will be mayor of opium town. >> dana: i want to point this out, in san francisco they distributed 206 new tenants across six locations. the tents were a total of $16.1 million. that's about $61,000 per tent. you can get a regular tent for alike -- a good one for like $300. >> jesse: you can walk into rei and get a tent on sale for

$300. but the city of san francisco is charging $61,000 per tent to the taxpayers bear that's crazy. the san francisco officials also use taxpayer dollars to buy liquor and beer for the homeless people. then they got caught. look what they are doing it all of these nonfor profits. the profits are going to the scam artists that run them. they taken $10 million to help the homeless and what do they do with the money? this woman went on a shopping spray. you've been there a few times, judge. this is some of the nice s luxury shopping anybody will do and another guys told about $5 million and he does kickbacks to contractors and then gives his family members the run of the place. it's all a huge scam. they don't want to reduce homelessness beer they want to keep the people on the streets so they can fleece the taxpayer. why are there so many homeless people? they emptied the prisons, shut down the economy, brought in and

illegal aliens and decriminalize drugs. what do you expect to happen? i would understand greg's point, i'd like to speak to the homeless people are right now. take some money, go get an hour and a hotel. take a shower, do a shave, then go to the barbershop. get a little bit of haircut. then go to the thrift shop, get a bus ticket, and get out of the city and the way from all of these drugs. get yourself a job, go to sleep, read a book, take a walk, do some push-ups, save some water, save money from each paycheck, then call your parents. your parents will come take you end. >> greg: none of that will ever happen. >> dana: i do think, geraldo, you can be a compassionate person and also feel completely helpless as you walk around. >> geraldo: the bitter irony, dana, is the more services you provide the more homeless people there will be. plus who doesn't want to live in san francisco or venice beach? i remember during ed cochran's

administration they used to give out bus tickets. where do you want to go? any place but here appeared jesse's idea is not that outrageous. the whole notion -- it goes with greg's ideas of not in the city. any place you want to go, we'll give you a way to get there. not unlike texas and florida are doing right now, but i think the idea of some kind of encampment or some kind of idyllic place someplace -- but you have to have some payback. you have to have some responsibility. for instance, my big beef with progressives is they demand nothing of the recipient. why not sobriety? why not drug abuse counseling? why not getting yourself cleaned up? you can't have anyone evolving out of that sorry condition in less you give them some responsibility. >> jeanine: they don't want that. when i used to sentence somebody i would say to them do you want to go to jail for a year or do you want to go to rehab and straighten your life out?

they'd rather go to jail. so they can come out and do what they do and what they like. >> dana: and families -- several families across -- several, thousands of families across the country but their loved one in rehab multiple times, during their retirement savings, and still end up with sleepless nights wondering where their children are. >> greg: what geraldo is saying is in the old days they had -- the institutions were out of the city because the city is stressful for sane people. imagine being -- like you are homeless and you have a mental illness. loud noises, buses, trains, why are you here when you can actually be -- there is a reason why people go to nature. that is something that could be done, but again you sound like you are speaking out of lack of compassion by saying move them out. we are saying they are not helping themselves, they are destroying themselves and others. >> jesse: if trump had bod greenland it would've been the

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burglarizing democrat congresswoman karen bass' house. she's also running for l.a. mayor. no cash, jewelry, or electronics were -- karen bass speaking out about it for the first time. >> i came home one evening to see my house in disarray. and it was very dramatic. >> do you feel like you were targeted -- it's weird they would just take the guns and not anything else. >> angelenos all around the city are not feeling safe. i did feel safe until my safety was shattered, like so many angelenos. i had guns for personal safety, as do many people. i think that gun control is extremely important, but i have never believed that people, if they wanted to have guns, should not have them. >> jesse: we were a little suspicious about that story

early error in the week. do you still have doubts about how this thing shook out? >> jeanine: doubts? i have more doubts than before. here's the thing, the burglary -- at the residential burglary which in california the most that you can serve as six years according to their penal statute. and it occurs on september 9th. they make it a rest on septembe. now that's a pretty good closure range. i said let me check the closure rate as a result the burglaries. los angeles, i'm sorry. the closure rate

by ring.com? >> geraldo: i'm not getting paid but this is very important. >> dana: i don't know if i like that. i don't like -- well i understand -- >> greg: you don't like it because you can look right into the thing with your eye. >> dana: i don't know. i don't want to get to a place where we have to have complete and total surveillance state like in great britain you can't move anywhere without getting a picture taken of you. but i see the point and i know what you're talking about.

but i think it's interesting -- i'm not a lawyer, i'm not a law enforcement guy -- but all you do a separate these two and say your body is copping a plea, what happened? it seems to me it's pretty easy to solve this. but that was interesting about the closure rate. >> jeanine: there's more to it by they would not hold them on no bail. i called the pd today, and i call the d.a.'s office and everybody sent us an email. here's the bottom line, you do not hold somebody on no bail or half a million dollar bail if the most they are going to serve as six years. there's so much more to their story than we know about, let alone the story as it relates to karen bass. >> jesse: what did you think about her demeanor and that interview? her house just got burglarized and she was smiling ear to ear. >> greg: i don't trust people who -- you called her a public servant, terrible. it is true though, in order to get your victimizer is punished you have to be the mayor or you have to be a democrat, or you

have to be running for mayor. if that happened to you or me those guys will be at faster than you could say george has cohen. her safety was shattered so i welcome her to the party, right? finally she's bringing it up. we've all had to change our daily lives. we are avoiding certain streets and you have to buy weapons -- i guess, jesse, you had to buy a padlock for your beach chairs. were you able to find out exactly who was stealing them? >> jesse: no but i would well be asking for no bail. >> dana: i don't think it's right that you leave the beach chairs on the beach overnight? >> jesse: it was an accident number one and it's not like the ocean took them back to see. they were stolen. >> greg: i sent you some pictures of what's been happening at my place my place. >> jeanine: what's been happening? >> greg: it is a person their dog poop in my trash can so i ordered these signs on amazon that said take your dog --

elsewhere. i put them on my garbage cans. i'm going to get a camera -- >> dana: also get one of those light lettuce and as they walk by lights on. >> geraldo: get ring.com on your trash can. to be when they get a fishhook on the top of it. >> jesse: actually want somebody to dump their duty and your trash can. >> greg: you're the type of person that does that. >> jesse: i admit it, i did it. >> greg: it's a big problem. the trash men do not empty the garbage if there is -- >> jeanine: does not go to -- >> greg: they get bag settles in the bottom so it's there for months. i know this, i have to deal with this. i'm the real victim here. >> jesse: i'm told we have to leave it there. up next parent say school lockdowns hurt hurt their kids big time. that didn't stop the teachers union boss from partying it up at the white house. ♪ ♪

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teachers unions, but how can you wake-up a corpse? we'll be right back. >> dana: that's a good question. i'm going to work on that -- i was not prepared for that one. i think what could be a wake-up call is this election. you saw it in new jersey and several women running on the republican side of things not just for congress but also school board and a lot of them are calling it moments on a mission. they realize what's happening to their children. we as a society -- we owe these children a way to get back to grade level. because the rest of their lives they will be harmed by this if we don't actually do something. why don't the parent start a union? it is a job. we just assumed that teachers have unions, disk why don't parents form a union? i think you could run it, jesse.

that's a great idea, somebody should run with that. >> jesse: seems like a lot of work. raising your kids and being in union and having a job. i'm not into it, greg. you volunteer. >> greg: i don't have kids. >> jesse: that you know of. here's the deal, everybody knew the conservatives were right we were right about the mass, we were right about the remote learning. we have parental instincts about how your children are going to thrive. the democrats had bought out and if you raise your voice were going to spy on you. now randi weingarten are showing up there, she is probably a of james taylor. she likes james taylor and she was rewarded by biden for getting out the vote. she's a political player. that's all that is. steve jobs, do you remember them. said something -- he said stuff that if he said today he be a sexist. the parents both of them stopped paying attention to what was happening at their children's

schools. that's when the school started to go downhill. because the consumer, or the customer, the person paying the taxes to get the end for a nation had no idea what was going on behind the counter. the teachers and the administrators started pushing this crazy stuff. the next thing you know that pandemic comes in your licking and zooming you like that out of my child is learning? this is better now -- sounds like the parents could use the union. you just basically argued for a union. right to work. what's to be done now? it seems like it so politicized that even education is hopeless. >> geraldo: one thing we have to do is not to lock down these calls ever again really is a plague and we know about it. i mean we didn't know and science we were boggling our way through the results were catastrophic for the children obviously. i think people make a mistake.

they don't differentiate between the teachers and the teachers unions. it's a very different -- when you look at randi weingarten it's easy to say remember why we idealize teachers. they work for less, they put kids first, they sacrifice her, they buy their erasers out of their own meager funds and so forth. the teachers union can be ruthless. nobody can suggest for a minute that the stay out in chicago for instance was motivated by science. i mean they went -- remember they wanted to put in the new ventilating system. they put in a new ventilating system and they had to do other -- it became ridiculous. teachers union is just like the teamsters and every other union, they are there to get the trains now the strike just averted today -- there out there for $24 races per hour, listen, i like unions. i love unions.

unions are great for workers. unions raise the level of the standard of living. but remember what it is. randi weingarten is not come of mrs. floor floras that brings you the cookies. she's a labor boss. >> greg: he's got a point, judge, that the teachers union -- it's called the teachers union for a union pit is about the teachers, it's not about the kids. >> jeanine: it's never been about the kids. the sad part is now "the wall street journal" says that i think for the longest time without that 87% of the money was not spent of the hundred and $90 billion we gave the schools. "the wall street journal" now says that 93% of the money has not been spent. so the question is for me if covid is over, we should be able to crawl back that $190 billion. i want that money back. claw it back. the whole idea was to make schools safer the kids on the teachers. will it save right now. if you can't figure out air conditioning vents so that all

of these schools in denver, philly, baltimore, san diego, as well as a few others -- they can't even get through september. get the money back. they damaged our kids, they don't give a damn about what happens to our kids, they only care about themselves as evidenced by the fact that education secretary was speaking to kids, he had did not have a right mask on which was a replay of stacey abrams in georgia with no mask. another democrat talking to kids who were all masked up. this is all a head trip for them. it's all about the money. it's time we got the money back. they didn't need it, get a back. >> greg: i had a billionaire no more pita men giving away his company and wealth to fight climate change. ♪ ♪ i left headquarters after hearing a plane

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♪ ♪ species five the billionaire putting his money where his mouth is, the founder of patagonia's giving his company away. it's worth $3 million, his goal is to fight climate change instead of selling the company are taking the brand public, he is giving it away. ivan chouinard transferred his nearly 50-year-old outdoor clothing brand into a trust and a nonprofit. get this, his kids were offered but did not want the company where they both still work. in a letter about the decision he says that he is reimagining capitalism. to save our home planet. and the earth is now our only shareholder. you know, judge, you can question his judgment may be but not his generosity. >> jeanine: i don't know. i don't know --

>> geraldo: you think he has an angle? >> jeanine: i do but the entire business platform -- i know he paid $17 million on $3 billion but the entire business platform is about helping the environment, right? that's what they do. why are they turning it into a trust? does that help them tax wise? i don't know. i'd have to speak to an attorney about that. >> geraldo: you don't really question this guy, come on? >> jeanine: he gave his company away but still it's a company that has a trust and a nonprofit they're going to give money away. how do you know where the money is going? >> geraldo: i think that is greed, greg, still good? >> greg: it's one of the greatest things ever invented beer the company has to be in trouble here that's all there is. yes, it is, his kids don't want it, that's a sign. nobody wears patagonia anymore except for weird people who hang

out at the park walking and their imaginary dogs. how convenient after he's made billion dollars of people off of his over traipsed guard starting campfires and beating trails into the pristine wilderness. then you kill assorted fish and game and now you want to give up the company? because you're old. you made all of your money. now look how great -- shut up! >> geraldo: he uses sustainable products. aren't we hyper suspicious now? >> dana: i don't care what he does with his company. i don't care. i think the children don't want the company, but i have a feeling they probably never need to work a day in their life anyway so i'm sure this is part of the structuring that they are not -- they're not going to be homeless out of this. the other thing is -- makes much better clothing anyway. in all seriousness this is nothing in regards to climate change. you can fight climate change but

nobody wants to talk about china. china is building ten nuclear -- coal fire power plants a week and they don't have to do anything until 2030 to start reducing emissions like we believe they will even do that. i just have to read this, from a climate scientist this is what he said. imagine if every billionaire did this. it would be the end of capitalism. also i bet it feels fantastic. those billions have to be chains weighing down the soul you're the most billionaires don't even realize that they become addicted instead. this is about feelings. >> geraldo: i don't know about that guy. he doesn't sound like a lot of fun to hang out with. guess how much jeff bezos gave to climate change charity? >> greg: lets go $10 billion. >> geraldo: no just $2 billion. i thought that was a lot of. >> greg: what is he worth? >> geraldo: i have no idea. >> jesse: the knees cheap. you know i feel bad for?

the rightful heirs. they didn't ask the grandsons. if you are a grandchild and you are sitting on a fortune in your future and your grandfather and father give it away to some trust you'll never have access to, i mean that is a lawsuit waiting to happen. i'm going to blow your mind, geraldo, prepare to have your mind blown. remember how we shut down the entire global economy for about 15-20 months? do you think the amount of carbon dioxide in the air increased or decreased? >> geraldo: no idea. >> jesse: it increased! we did everything the liberals wanted. we shut down factories, people stop driving to work, airplanes weren't flying, everything shut down. and carbon dioxide in the air increased. we are thinking about this all wrong, geraldo. >> geraldo: the thing about inheritance is there is no more bitter fight then over on the earned money. >> jesse: i will fight pretty hard over earned money too.

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>> jeanine: time for the fastest. first up the story is making me feel like a little kid again. voting is now open on which toys should go into the national toy hall of fame this year. finalists include light bright, bingo, and nerve among others. what's our favorite childhood toy? as you can see we have some of them on the table here. i'll start with you, greg. >> greg: did you know that light bright was what we go people who were not that smart? >> jeanine: that's really good. >> jesse: i don't get. [laughter] >> greg: my favorite toy growing up was the steak. you could do anything with the stake. my fat second favorite toy -- doctor's bag. do you remember the doctor's bag? you have the candy drugs, the stethoscope, the white little code. i gave my miniatures now serve so many physicals when i was a kid. >> jeanine: okay, dana, let's keep going. >> dana: i loved light bright that it was a favorite. i also loved the spiral graph.

you can make little designs. i don't know what this includes games but operation was a great game. >> greg: i would do that when i was dressed as a doctor. >> geraldo: that's why we have a generation of addicts. >> jesse: light bright is for girls and a nerf ball is trash. there's no impact when you throw it against anything. i was a lego guy. i built the "star wars" lego ships. that was my thing. it takes a high level of thinking to construct something like that. >> jeanine: yes it does, clearly, thank you. go ahead, geraldo. >> geraldo: , senior citizen, analog person. so it was a bb gun and my bicycle. >> greg: bb guns were awesome. >> greg: or what did you do with your bb gun? >> geraldo: i framed it like davy crockett. >> jeanine: mr. potato head, that's it. >> jesse: they renamed it, it's called the stealth serve.

>> jeanine: he's now teaching at harvard. up next this is one lucky baby. multimillionaire dads welcoming their newborn sons to the world by giving him a nearly $3 million yacht and throwing down $35,000 on his wardrobe. all right, geraldo, what say you? >> geraldo: i think the children of patagonia will end up faring a lot better than this guy's kids. they used to say during the greed error that he who dies with the most toys wins. i think that that's now considered conspicuous consumption and i don't approve of this at all. >> jeanine: okay. >> geraldo: but spend your money on what you want to spend it on. >> jeanine: did you by jesse jr. a yacht? >> jesse: that's new money. old money doesn't do that. >> geraldo: what's your money? >> jesse: i don't have money. >> jeanine: what would you want to buy if you cut? >> jesse: he loves cars so maybe one of those little electric cars. >> jeanine: you'll get him one.

dana? >> dana: when i first saw this i thought it must've been a tax write off type of thing. like you put the yacht in the kids names you don't get busted by the irs. but i don't know if you've read all the way down in the story. i read the whole thing, this is the part of the story we have not mentioned. the father of seven, separated from his ex in 2019, and started dating his now fiance, who used to date his daughter. so there is more to this -- >> jeanine: his fiance used to date his daughter? >> dana: i'm going to let you guys -- >> greg: he's trying to reduce alimony exposure? >> geraldo: is there a gay thing? >> greg: i hope the child's parents die of embarrassment. of embarrassments. they are using their offspring offspring -- this was an entire p.r. ploy for them. there is something wrong there. it's like why would you do this if it's just to get in the press? they should die of

embarrassment. >> jeanine: okay. all right finally, kids are always trying way too hard to be cool per "the wall street journal" profiling teens who wear t-shirts of bands they don't even listen to, like the rolling stones, the ramon's, and metallic copy of the musicians are not mad because it's a big part of bands income, merchandise sales. go ahead, greg. >> greg: i don't know. this is a stabbed statement for the band's to visit how they make their money now. they're not making it off of their music. people get it streaming so -- this is a serious answer. what's wrong with "the wall street journal"? what are they doing? don't they do real things anymore? >> jeanine: dana. >> dana: kids wearing harry arrowsmith is like me wearing a harry styles shirt today. i think it's kind of cool. i had a van halen t-shirt i wore that a lot. >> jesse: johnny thought led zeppelin was a person. he's like mr. zeppelin. >> geraldo: i'm staying at williamsburg brooklyn, the whole town is so young i bet they

think taylor swift is a golden oldie. it goes so fast, the tastes change so quickly. i have no -- i think it's fine. make your money where you can. as long as it's legal. >> jeanine: where whatever you want. one more thing is up next.

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if you can show that picture. where am i holding him like such a great father. do d. we show that? there he is come out of it. doing great. i want to thank the doctor. >> dana: what kind of a doctor is he. >> greg: did cover the bald spot. >> jesse: minor cosmetic jury. >> dana: what's it called pediapepediatric. >> judge jeanine: fishing boat gust decides to make lands on the boat. after the michelle shock they measured tagged and released the shark back into the ocean. i guess he was trying to do his good deed for the day. >> dana: no thank you. >> greg: interesting. tonight i have another great show. rob long, k.t. mcfarland, kat timpf and tyrus.

i dare to you watch that. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great. >> greg: this is great one. you know, this is what you call a sappy arg. check this one out. here is a baby sloth reunited with the mob. there was a big fire in bolivia, a wildfire and the mom is looking for the baby and here is it squeaking reunited with baby sloth. look how happy the baby sloth is. now they are friends. natives come and eat him. beautiful, beautiful moment of reunification. >> a group of tennessee shelter puppies named after each of the back street boys got to meet the band members this week. the boys were in town for a date. nic, kevin, a.j., brian and howie. here's the thing, guys.

howie, a.j. and nick, the puppies are still looking for forever homes according to the shelter's adoption website. >> greg: if you adopt a dog you get one of the boys. >> dana: is that how it works? >> greg: they are not doing anything. >> geraldo: i know you missed the geraldo news starring geraldo. well, i was on my boat and the guy put gas r. gas instead of diesel. i was being towed in and this huge storm, huge storm came lightning bolts, 40 knot winds very dangerous. we got n time. i want to thank boat u.s. cleveland. jordan, the can't captain who s in before the storm wiped us out. >> dana: that's scary. do they have to empty out the gas. >> geraldo: 150 gallons. >> dana: just dumped it in the ocean? >> judge jeanine: where did they empty it?

>> geraldo: of course in lake erie. what do i care? >> dana: well, this has been a really great show. we never have extra time. we have time today. do you have anything to promote. >> jesse: promote my show sarah palin on landing in martha's vineyard. let it marinade. you already had about a minute. >> dana: that's it for us. "special report" is next. hey, bret. >> bret: we almost made it. i'm torn between back street dogs and reunited sloths. >> dana: the sloths are great. >> bret: good evening. welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight a dramatic escalation in the battle between republican governors and the biden administration over border security and what to do with the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants and amnesty seekers who are coming into the u.s. today vice president kamala harris received a direct challenge to her contention that the border is secure with a plane full of migrants landing on the democrat frequented island of martha's vineyard and bus loads rolling in front of