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children being flown toich unfamiliar islands full of rich white people? >>e peop oh, so food for thought heading into this weekend.g. all right. that's it for us tonight. thank you for watching. fly your flag. l be spend time with your family and friends. gratitude. we should all be gratefustill le still live in this country. .it's keep it that way it's america now and forever. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. >> happy friday, everybody. yeah, you look fantastic. there i go talking to myself the again. >> okay,y're so they're making another one of those screen movies and get this, they're
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moving the setting to new york city. we wencityt to brian kilmeade fa comment. >> oh, my . oh, my gosh. something clearly is wrong with him. i mean, other than his . personality looks and careertti choice. >> butth according to one casts member, settincig a movie in ths city will make it twenty timess more mortifying. moreyeah, no, all you gotta do e is turn the camera on and point it down any street. and if there isn't a burning fox news christmas tree in your way and just hope thatd st someone doesn't beat youea senseless and steal your camera before you're done. so how is new york lately? well, yo u got machete attacks. you got gangs, and dirt bikesstg robbing people in daylight. you got strung out o and homele and that's just in kat's apartment. yeah, yo shou got of shoving pee
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in front of trains. elderly you got transients clobbering the elderly. you got jesse watters hangingen out on sixth avenuuel e hoping you'll recognize him who don't p give him money or he'll give you a copy of his book. disgusting, too. >> these days, do you reallyw yk need to set a horror movie in new york ? city, city, especially scream?ly it's already here. k place in check out this tape. a robbery that tooyoky yest place in new york city yesterday. erile the robbyou see that undee while the robbers there, they're wearing screamasks masks as they robbed the place. so i guess the good news is the. production team won't need a costume department. >> but, you know, this has toop be a problem for the filmmakers. reahow they top reality. how do you make a movie set in new york that's scarier than the setting itself? you know, it's like opening a domino's in rome. good. it's pretty good. >> all right.
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all right. it's like trying to makeattack a heart attack scarier. bby saying, boo, i would this. it's like trying to make a horror flick about joy bayet y sex life at that point. is it scarier in real life?life. i should have led with thatyou one . >> butha a horro tr movie shoult have horror at the start. you have to build up to that. i >> right. but new york city is horribleroh from start to finish, which was also the review for the emmy awards. so they're saying that this latest installation will follow for survivors as they startple. a new chapter in the grim apple . ream're calling it the bloodiest scream yet yet. it was either that or do poo the thing in san francisco where it would be thpi e purposed scream. yet we knew that i would have said that i was trying to edit myself. now i live in new york city. i don't need a horror movie. i have the subway station. i don't write it, but getti i sometimes thernge and it's.
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getting dangerous at times. real life zombies on my street,d manic, agitated, angry, and those are just alllet go the employees cnn just let go .t but citizens are at the mercy th humans who exist independenlt of laws and civility.e t depresn remember those classic photos of the greate depression we sat we never thought that could happen again, except it's here and we have the visuals. and it's worse because cats, hair extensions, it's self-inflicted. >> i guess the streets became so safe that we forgot why progressive politicians decided that the way things worked was no longe ey thrr necessary. so they threw the laws awaybivae and now we're free, falling intont's deepe ambivalent abysss deeper and darker than michael moore's belly. button. >> oh, yeah, think about that. you can get a full finger in there. >> literally, and he'll pay for it.
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those people on the streets ofbs the depression, they were dads and brothers, war veterans. today, maybe it's a tiny portion of that. but no, these aren't people looking foe r a job. job. employers aren't seeking a guy that spits on people on a stairwell. stair >>we it's why keith olbermann is still unemployed. but hey, people like horrorar movies. it's escapist entertainment. y moso you want a really scary movie. how about this one ?arier it's scarier thathn anything hollywood puts out. it's a doorbelbel videino ofe mn a woman being attacked by three men on a chicago street. and it was turned into a campaign ad made by a bit conservative super pac. >> here's just a tiny bit of it. >> yeah, now, that's a horror movie. >> the only difference is theree you'nobody there to yell cut to end the scene. and it's upsetting all the people you'd expect. the media and democrats, for you example, don't liklte when you
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show them the results ofey're mo their disastrous ideas and they're more upset about the video than the crime itself. anll themaybe they'll try to cet and call the makers terrorists. and why? out >> because every time you point out crime, you're pointing out[e how thesepe liberal mayors have failed you and they and that they have no solutions other than hiring their own private security f. g they'll make a federal casees over pronouns while dropping attempted murder cases to misdemeanors. the governor called the ad disgusting. , and becausand why? ren't. because it's real and politicians like him aren'tl . they prefer rhetoric, symbolism and empty phrases like the soul of america. t the big lie threat to democracy. dod phong-fayte dog face soldier. but that video is reality, and it's time reality took the wheel from the fantasists who think the real dangers are moms at school. board meetings are truckers in red hats. it's funny you don't see themofu on tharst doorbell cam, of course. >> left wing groups claim the ad uses victimsik
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as political pawns. yeah, because it'se th not likeo they did that with george floyd orrg michael brown . fact is , democrats exploit more victims than personal injury lawyers. >> sorry, emily. you'll remember the line. never let a crisis go to waste. it was first said by rahm emanuel. >> and later, nancy pelosi's plastic surgeon. but but only liberals can exploit a crisis since they're the ones creating them. so, yeah, that ad, which wase played during a bears game, it shocked viewers. but that's the point. maybe you'll pay attention tolii crimnge if it shows up in your living room. >> after tonight's guest, she makes great points. then a pencil sharpener outnumbered co-host emily emotanya. her guns are registered as emotional support companions
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. h townhall.com editor and host of luxury hunting lodges of america on fox and katie pavlik . she's like. haystack blond and dry and everyone knows there's a needle in there somewhere.he fox news contributor khatire. b and his children need a ladderve to sit on his lap .sideki my massive sidekicckk in the nwa well, television, tarus emily are you in the mood for t a horror movie set in new york city? >> i'm always infictiona the moe a fictional horror story, and i've never been in the mood for what happens on a dailyt jut basis. >> here it i is frightened, youa know, that just i want to sayboa yesterday that same bodega where the bodega owner had tohe murder someone in self-defense and then i gt looked likedrop t the global lobbying to get d.a.
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bragg to drohemurderp the murdew charges. it was robbed again. oh, really? violently. there is no end in sight. and the irony to your point about this movie being set is that, you know, we have to blur out half the real videos we put on our network because n they're so violent and they're so atrociousm sure and i'm surey bit of scream could be on every. billboard and every commercial ,every everything, because it's all fictional and fake. ahd and hear what the four victims are like for young white kidse living in upper suburbia, whatever . but here the victims are disproportionately elderly and asian and african-american youth, and that's not being inin any way amplified or reportedckn by the mainstream media.al and just quick final pointhi. i love how you on this instagram account that say like why new york is so awesome. this week they had where this dp poor fedex driver had dropped all of his boxesed and all these new yorkers were like surrounding and like helping him put the boxes up whered to the is everyone when peopl de a getting stabbed to death. >> yes. yes. insteathppingt their d, they'reg out their phones and then running away. this city is an absolute
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cesspool. >> scream can be filmed elsewhere. here you go . goe well, i like to say great for coming over. >> audience thanks. i guess i hope he barks. >> i hope you parked very close to the studio, leaving groups. yes. yo kills me, though. >> katie is is always the reaction when you show reali reality. so that ad comes out, it'sty. kg of like what's happening ins a weird way. we're going to talk about it? later, what's happeningigrant and what's the island? martha's vineyard. martha's vineyard. so they send the migrants therie . fifty miles, they freak out.auti they show anand athd of authenc violence and they freak out. yeah, well, i'm still climbing out of michael moore's belly, but like he thought, scream is scary. that is really scary.it rea and i have nightmares. i'll tell yollu the place to go spelunking. it really is . and try that you survive everything you know, with a
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crime.y >> you shoot, you save a lot of money. you scream. if they just didfi a reality sha like it, just film what's goinrg on every single day inyor new york city, as you mentioned. but my question is , you know, o where does it end? because the furthecontror and fn they allow this to get out of control, the more harsh the reaction has>> when to be s and so whe on they are not even willing to accept videos ofting real victims screaming women in the street who are getting attacked outside of their home,h you know, it's a bit more clear than ever that they're on the side of the criminals and that's who they think are the victim here. when you have the mayor or the governor of illinois sayingt that it's disgusting to show his talk about the womantathreeh getting attacked by three men , he thinks that the victim that the criminals ar te the victims. i mean, where does that end?whic and they're about to let all these criminal t of prison, mor which means there will be even>u more victims, which is horrific. >> you gt idea f gave me the beo for reality show. so imagine it'res like the bachelor or bachelorette, right? and the bachelor. b bacheloretteachelore is actually the criminal. >> and you have to audition to. be the victim. >> ioh, i don't think that's the best idea.
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th, it should be reversed where the victim gets to choose the victimizer. o i just think there's a lot of legal issues her he. ar >> well, you are a lawyer.e i forgot. you're a lawyer. yeah. everyone always forgets that. e frigo you feel like a sub subway ride is probably more frightening gut than anan y care.m movie? t could, yeah, because i happen and no one would care. re one of the first thingsif i learned when i moved t youo new york city was if yout don't want anyone to see you cry, do it openly on the subway. people are just going to just yu push past you just you'll makeod it so nobody would care if that happened here. nobody would notic e because we're used to seeing crazy stuff every day. and if anyone te dihey'dbd, th be like, look at this cool artrt installation. yeah. hey, can i get a picturet film with the screen next door? like you said, just film it with their phones. i think thatle this could happen out on the streets. iske i'mand people would just b,
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oh, i'm late t to work, whichak i am concerned about. >> is this going to make hate traffic worse? yeah, it might be to. they closed down. de i hate to make it about me, but you gave me another idea, which is when i get stopped for public, okay, performance. >> i' >>s oh, it's an installation.tn yes, it's a statement on the filth of new york city. >> >> you can you c actually probay inside the moma and you can say i can also get escorted by michael moore. >> yesl moore.. deep enough. oh, and you thought i was. >> i think there's a name for that. i don't know what it is . i don't want to know. >> do you have a hard time a watching violent movies now? no half, i'm usually a foot anda half taller than the criminal, but when i'm in, i'm i'm usually killed first. so go the way it works.p the ba they're going to they're going to drop the ballll on us. this is going to be a welcome movie. yeah, i tell you who the killer is ,an oleguys is going to be oe man. just you guys know and theth heroes are going to be whoeverae
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is the flavor of the month. so i think we talked about this in a weird one of your weird movie group textt. going to i think you got involved in it g to where we were right iny to the plot of. oh, yeah, it's going to go . yeah, i was. and the only way it works is ift gutfeld is the bad guy t wht would.e alhink tha yeah, but the scream franchise wins the last. >> i think we all stopped ithiss too. right there. what is this like 45% this. s 70 i think i think this is six. i think ned campbell, she's seventy out right now. >> i mean, this is this is how tone deaf they are. n they're it's going to be so much scarier because it's in new york . >> the follow up question should have been, and why is that hackle>>y yeah. ke a >> so again, they won't fix problems, but they'll make a movie about it. but i'm so happy that sufferingy >> going to help them make it scarier. >> movie because everyone in bea new york , everyone who lives in new york , going to look at and be like, actually , that's a better way to go . >>yeah, quick.ure they it's quick. doing it for're the tax breaks. >> yeah, yeah.out of i mean, they're doing.this. but, uh, it'
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and it's a big it's a big deal . they're getting something out >> this, but it's just maybe also safer than l.a..orgia >> i don't know. well they can't vote ithn georgia. yeah. because the laws are so yor restrictive. they're so they have to filmslau here in new york where everyone on on a dailyredghte basis or beaten to death because that's somehow better. >> i still like the realite y show idea. >> it is a great idea. >> iould combine it with your thing. of yeah, like it'll be the proprietors of businesses that get to audition to where you're going to. >> oh, no way. better they come in here makingo lemonade. i know it'e s probably obvious, but it would be called you're in luck. yes. i didn't even think that was that funny. but thank you. up next, woke nutritionist trying to debunk reasons why you shouldn't eat junk. >> new delenda aletta, explore
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five four four. >> that's eight hundred sixty five six five four four. n >> c welcome back. children can blame the woke fors the reason their chair broke as food neutra latl. the latest phrase to make sure that kids get their praise andes once again, the left now makes excuses, this time for dietaryl abuses. di put may the l.a. school districtfen put out a nutrition videjuo that actually defends junk food. erra it condemns the negative attitude around unhealthy snacks, preferringd food a concm called food neutrality. instead, apparentlparentlyy, n they aren't even trying to follow the science because it's moving faster than they . >> and wattle. the video even claimssion our entire diet culture is based on oppression. >> t >> watchho. i got us donuts.r you. those are so bad for you.e oh, know, are they moldy? i mean, ar?e they poisons?t sa are you allergic? no, i'm just saying you'rels judging my food choices based on a false standard of health.
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>> again, aren't you guilty? a they had culturend photophobia and systems of oppression have created false hierarchies of food and it shows up everywhere. instead of focusing on goodes and bad choices, try to approach food with neutrality in mind. y --you know, they're going to up killing kids beforein their puberty blockers kick inbe . it's a brilliant joke, w by they way, that last ladyso is allegedly a nutritionist at a junk food company. so eone they couldn't get someone less biased, you know, likechuc ronald mcdonald or chucky pau cheese. >> that's like hiring paul pelosi as a drivings instructor. a but i'll say this. when it comes to eating junk, i can tell she's done herties h research. what she's leaving out is thata marginalized communities have higher rates of heart disease,t high blood pressure, and almost every their lifestyle ailmenth s that comes with obesity.it but we won't see her backpedaling. that would be fat phobicpr
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and oppressive. and you might drop a donutessiv >> so, tarus, the old days likey obesity, was a sign of wealth and status. now it's like a sign o itf's som victimhood. yo tand it's something to be prd of. resistthatave to resist. you have to resist people telling you that you need tot yr lose weight because becausel that's not your identity. >> yeah.r i just feel like whenever i heard depression, i feel liken dr. king, malcolm x and harriet don't rolling over in their graves, just rolling over. >> oh, over. obesity kills eatin sugar is terrible. it's not good for you. and instead of helping l children, you're going to makels their lives adults worse because having snickers for lunch with a coke and another it'skers and a donut chaser is bad. horrible is that it's horrible' your teeth. it's horrible. it's a fast pace to type twoetes diabetes. it is .. there is nothing good about it.
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bu mobot again, but it's this is what they do.r they're going to get ath lotis c money for this. they're going to get money from sprite. they don't get money from coca-cola. they're going to get out and do i commercials. they're going to snickers satisfies them, but they don't i care what it does everybody else. and then the easy wa y outdicts is because you go toan the actul food addicts and you're telling them it's okay. it's like saying, hey, crack is cool because when you're on crack, you're fun tous be around. >> h so we're just going to say because, hey, everyone likes a happy fat kid. yeah. katie, it's a net part of the constellation of identities. and these experts are essentially putting their woke credentials above the health of their so-called patients. >> well, first, i will agree con that, yes, diets are oppressive for everybody. diets. also, kale should be banned and is terrible is really dale . i mean, it's bad for she your digestive system. so i'll agree on those things. wouldbut if she would spendhowy more time actually teaching people about how they can eat better food and make better choices at the grocery store, wd
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setting them up for a life oflyl health, then doing this, shep sh would actually help a lot of k kids that she's claiming tilo be healthy helping right now. untry isthe number one killer it country is bad food choices. that is the reasone prob why wee all of our health care problems. it's the number one killer th. ng covid obesity this is the bottom layer ofhave refureason we have a health crisis in america. and doctors refusing to talk about it are really letting people down on what their job ke is , which is to be honest with them. thy anand to keep them healthy. >> and making good food choices . one of those things >> cat, as somebody who doesn't- eat. hine >> i do sometimes she i've never seen her actually . fput she has the metabolism close to her face, ma'am. >> she can go . a m what arear your thoughts on thit tearful i'm always careful. i just keep thinking like, what does michelle obama think about this? yeah. where the let's move? and eatss move healthy thing like this is undoing all of her hardr work. yes.w it'shool districts putting
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this out and saying hey, because now it's a school district running this out and saying, hey, kids, junk food is actually good.mom and if your mosam says you can't have that third snickers, youis call her a racist. i guess, of course, people are upset about this because it's just it's not true. and of course, the person who'n nuying this has a financial motive behind it, that's the problem with all nutrition research. >> it's all tied toyour f some company and that's how you get your fundingun to dos pr your studies. emily, i love donuts. i love donuts.ly her tha probably more than life itself. and it hurts me not to eat them, but i don't eat them m because, you know, they go right to my hips. the i had a coupleot of donut hole the other night and they were amazing cinnamon pumpkin ones from dunkin donuts. >> it wains fantastic. schoo i'll say this. the whole irony about this school districtht here in losods angeles is that that's a verifiable, confirmed food desert. er youand the what do you meanpeoe by food desert, meaning that those kids don't have access dea
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people don't have access tor the kind of grocery stores and food and choices that otheri around the country they do. so the theonre notion that thesh people are coming in and putting work above health when los angeles is owen countye health department has saidst they have among the highest rate of childhood obesity in the whole country, and those people are insteaday saying, oh, it's okay to eat junk food, honey. and to your point, they'rehigh a ignoringin the high rates again per their own county health department, among the highese ch in the country of strokee and hypertension and diabetes. theythose are the people that le there. they don't have access to even make that choice t l disto begin this. with . and yet that school district is focusing on . igno do this, to ignoring instead the lack of choice, ignoring instead the fact that the countrall.y doesn't care at all. they turn their heads becausehee a certain kind of people that live there while they are- they governor instead focuses on what like governor de santos is doing. they're turnin'r g a blind eye to everyone in los angeles. >> they toda ty turn a blind eyeg up to solutions while turning. they're seeing eye to eye people coming up with solutionst so they are more critical ofionn the things that are going
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on without having a solution and removing the removing standards across the board. whether you want to be inmilita itorts oryr you want to be in the military or the police to like, you don't have to be i -n shape anymore.worst >>fo it's kind of you don'tsm matter. that's the point. it's the worst form of racism. n you saying you cannot compete.nt so we have to lower the barer because i guarantee you, if yoao turn e that camera off and told him to eat that donut or gave that woman a snickers coke, shed she'd be like, oh, b i'm not evn through. yeah, 100%. true. all right. obesas you know, all the obesity there's the fault of that is donald trump, because he cause cd all the the stress eating. up next is the definition homosexual unknown or is the left eating its right now? >> someone could be listed as the owner of your home and stealing thousands of dollars of your hard earned equity. anybody who owns property should worry about home title theft. there's no other crime that is so easy, so quick and so lucrative.
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warrtwo lgbt charities in the uk are warring with eachxuae other over the definition of homosexuality. a groua group known as lgbt alle views homosexuals as people maks attracted to the same makessen. sense.other ch but another charitarity gry grou called mermaids thinks homosexual means attractedal to, the same gender . to boi ml it down, mermaidss wi thinks if a man transitions to a woman and then sleeps with women, she's a and are like, no, that's idiotic. and get your out of here. seriously, i haven't seen this angry outside of softball season. >> so so mermaids. >> so the mermaids want to overturn the other groups charity status sayin saying, qu, the lgbt alliance is real. purpose is to denigration of trans people to which one might say, don't get your in
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a twist, they might strangle your nuts. oh, trans woman would say terrible. >> but it turns oute alli the alliance is one of the fewda groups pushing back against radical gender theory in 2020, a co-founder said. gender identity theory sayswome malen cas who identify as womens call themselves. this is .a kind of theft, stealing our word for ourselvesi and we will not do not accept it anyway. i find thiemels extremely confusing. i long for the goo gd olood days when lgbtqi mad .s go b >> let's go , brandon. so okay, all right kat, let's get this straight. i'm kind. i thin k i'm a team here. okay, if a man becomes a woman and has a girlfriend, youth either are or aren't a .ren' and the say you are, re
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especially if you keep your junk because i mean, it'se' like you're going to startsbian. dating a and then have straight with her. and she's like, i don't wanty do have straight i'm a. i just i really don't think any of us should have to care. ea i don't care. how are you doing that? i don't care if this is a great story. sexu feel like, however, you want to define your own you sexuality, it's up to you. but apparently that makes me the really conservative. isson the issue as a as opposeo the much more progressive viewpoint of there's only oneexi way that you canty definend your sexuality or else you're a bigot. yeah, it's crazy how it's it'sfd kind of flipped.ion it is i think both groups can exist i and have whatever opinion itds a is that they have. but i would have to break it toe the mermaids w that a lot of people, when they say i'm a, what they do mean is i don't want to have with a . yeah, exactly. there you go . all right, emily, what if a man becomes a woman and keeps the junkha and takes a girlfried
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,that would make her a , but her girlfriend a heterosexual? e i feel like these are like sadim questions, like trying to think of like my logic questions likea the n't i don't know what the right answer is , but i got confused half way through. the takeaway for me was justty h the narc mentality of the lgbaln alliance, whercee it was likeerr they're thieving our words and therefore trye we're goingo try to take away their taxstatus exemption status. th. newsoms the remedy. >> but they sound like governor newsa. i think we got a reverse. so we it's i told you i was confused. yeah. i can't keep usayingp whoeve r the oneians a that is saying they're stealinge our words. okay, well, okay.g th i see the ey'rur word. are sayit stealing our words. i'm on their side though,lesbia becausn e they saying you can't be a if you have a . >> right. ll right >> then i don't.yone c whatever . all right. an ci feel like anyone can call themselves whatever they want, but it's just whether or notr -- i laugh at you for it. yeah.l abou and i don't care. and i don't care about your it's all about getting
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funding charity status. tirhas now , man, first, come on . what if a woman identifies as aa man, got it and starts dating men , , or can i get her yes pregnant. oh yes. then not . >> is the greatest segmentthin ever. i just want tog say one thing to team. this whole this doesn't represent trans people. this. yeah>>he political, the politicc group.ki it's true. who are attackiningg anything with fallopian tubes.e they go after women on everytryt stagnoe and now they're trying o take the now they're trying to, quote, eat their own becauser ow
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i'm just going to quit while i'm ahead. he made a really, really goods t point. and that is what we're really talking about is a tinye percentage of a groutranp. the trans community, from what i've understood in the research, are way more conservativ ybody --e than anybody any, because they're extremely libertarian, because they don't want any they're apolitical, they're able they just want tohd be left alone and do their and p not be bothered. the problem is every group of people is represented by the most extreme element ofthat their contingency, and that's the problem. so i you get these these inter inter scene intermural functionality, intersectionality, academic word. >> so katie, could you follow this and sum it up without hudd? >> bat i'm v, okay. but i'm really glad that you said everything that would get any of us fired. in your introduction really great. trrateful fofeel for that. and i think i'm just going toabu take a step back and have a non. binary opinion aboutkay. everybody's choices. okay, but yeah>> i like the te,h
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you want them to investigate k kidnapping? yes. are yoiddingu kidding me? >> it's the best. also, if you're going to investigate dissatisfy kidnapping, you have to als investigate joe biden and my orcas dhves secretary, because they've been flying illegal immigrants to cities across the country for a year and a half in the middle of the night and dropping them oftof g and busing them wherevers they want to go .de so if the santa is engaged in kidnapping, so are these other folks. it's just thatar de santos and greg abbott, for example, are bringing this out inand it the light for everybody to see . and it's amazing to watchft doe the way this works. right? the left does something so tyg o they fly illegal immigrants to all these places around the country that are not martha's vineyard. arebecause that's a very fancyk swanky democrat vacation spot that's not allowedcation. r i want them to come to your backyard, not their front yard. then. th the right does the sameg that thing. and it's like, oh, the m that'os the moral, very kind thing todaa do. so we're going to just holnd seo to your own standard and send people to martha's vineyard. and then today they deportedthe all the fifty illegalf
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immigrants. they deported them off of my martha's vineyard after claiming it was inhumane to shift in there in the first place. now they're shipping them somewhere else.to s so it's like the righteoushithe followfis. ible i and then they are like, how did this happen? this is a horrible idea.uys. >> you're the where did you get it from you guys? you're the ones who did this. it is so cat, i love this storyy more and more every day because i get angrier and more hysterical about this because they've been found out they didn't have a solution. they willfully ignored and itons on immigration and now they're caught flat footed. and no, like it's likee great. s great. >> ijoy it. and that's not'm even a questio. i'm glad you're having a good time. yeah, yeah. i mean, i feel like we're never going to solve immigration because whenever immigration is in the news, it'sia you' variationtion osuck of you and it's like you never hear from congress and how you're soe actually going to solve it,th because it's a federal issue that has to be solved.78 9i haven'the federal governmenti
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haven't heard them say anythinga . it's just the way they did thiso was bad. will , you did this. b that was bad. beca just never going to solve it and obviously needs to be addressed. i think this made progress because it made it clear to, on, everybody two things. one , that that it's not being solved in two, the only reasonot why you didn't know about it before is because the media had put a thumb on it scale. they never reporte d a late night stuff except for the newn, york post. the on cnn,ey cou se which waompas hilarious, nt they compared the fifty immigrants escaping venezuela and being placed in a wonderful place.place, martha's. >> they compared it to the holocaust. s movingi at cnn was moving to the middle, but i have the middle of el. yes. the and i love your argument,akin by the way, because they'reyoned taking it a stepid further. minr the fact that biden and everyone did it with minorsd on board just makes it an enhanced felony to actually like more on the hook than gavin newsom i is advocating. dude, he is the worss tht toe r do it. t he wants them to use rico. yeah, that's what you use for
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the mafia. that's for organized crime. what d he called it a fraudulent scheme. o therwhat do you call the souts border? this guy, meanwhile, in his owno state,rn homicides, his s attorney general just released. these homicides have massivelyod spiked. we all knew this. and yet homicide arrests haveheo decreaseuld. s criminal i think he should focus while we're talking about criminal charges that should be brought p on his own citizens rather than the 50 that were dropped off on some luxury island somewhere. >> they're so stupid, tyrus.e just the response this it'sthat i cannot express the joy that ws i feel watching these meltdowns. >> oh, i was offended. a of yes, i'm upset. the idea of sending fifty . yes. ho martha's vineyard. how dare you? >> yeah, that's like a shame on all of you. yeah.250's 250 0 is the number like two hundred and fifty is thea phen number. listen, i know youal like realip shows. i have a phenomenal one . t a trip on a bus with tires. i will pick you up in el paso
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and take you to any blue city you want to go . you can film the whole thing. we will stop. and every mayor, governor ,. house, anything with a donkey.no weme will stopna and take pictus . it'll be phenomenal and i'llt drop you off. and just the kidnappinp are you are you out of your mind? lik it's filmed when they get on , they're getting on like this. and they're getting off like this. yeah, so i have never beenpped kidnaped for obvious reasons. i don't think anyone coming back from kidnapping was like, how was it. >> yeah. it's so so we kidnaped you either. i'm like, is there something wrong with , you know, is there anyone in bailable for kidnap? you don't egg on the kidnapping of katab, although that's. a great name. w the kidn sho the kidnapping of khatib would be hosted. but with nancy grace.f ka >> oh, i'm a little late. e.
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