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my friday friends. >> what a great show we have tonight. say but i say that every night. don't i even win it even when. it's a coping trick that i it. pickt's a coping trick that i picked up from the hosts fox and friends. they don't watch.fun su >> what do they know? so here's a fun survey and by fun, i mean agrees with me. who was never wrong? a new poll conducted by politico, which is spanish for vomit, shows that most hispanics actually liketr the transporting of illegal aliens to left wing sanctuary cities. yes, it appears thissanc actiotn only upsets white liberals and sanctuary cities who are forced to be compassionateply instead of simply pretending toa be . >> they're also known as my apology to actual anuses who perform, who perform a valuable function, make funem of them all you want.

>> but if you didn't have one oh, i would hate to be you. >> where am i ? but if there's one thing white liberals are good at, it's being hypocritical. >>credit. that in telling me th. in the survey the question was would you consider specials in the survey, the question was, would you consider sending migrants to appropriat liberal us states and cities to be appropriate or inappropriate? more hispanic said appropriate. they did sbyo by a six point margin with a plurality of 41% plurality, i think we call them. >> are they only 35% saidinappr inappropriate and the remainingi 30% said i'm a better looking version of pierce brosnan. i'll take it. i'll take it. as gianotti points out surv and breitbart, the survey shows are not opinions are noteveryo that different from everyone else's white americans.s.ite am feel the policy is appropriate marg by a similar margin. that's got to surprises got a the folks at politico, but not you or me.w that we know that common sens

e knows no borders or pigment and sending illegal immigrants se cities who boasted always of their willingness to embrace themllingnes. that makes total sense. with giving after all, what could be wrong asking for? at l with giving people what they'rel asking for? at least that's what i telll larry kudlow. >> you know, it's funny. i knew harder was a terrible, safe word. >> which is which is why whichet is why it's so weird to seeft-wn these left wing citiesg work with lightning speed to deportrt these migrants if they only use that same speed to give antifal blm an out outsiders the boot during those riots.he , they even called in guard the national guard the last an time people living on an islande overreacted. thatacd that much. >> a shark had just eaten the kintner boy. jobs, i mean, even in jaws, they let the shark hang out for a week.

they never heard it. but it's now. but it's old news to you.cies ag the liberals only back as they to deal with them. their policies as long as they don't have to deal with the policies again. it'ss not in not in my backyard. well, unless you're mowing it. p they did this with crime. gated they got private security. they livmunitiese in gated comm. so sure. why not tap on the police?ed the why not empty the prisons?sey tr it's easier to scream. people bi there are too many people behind bars whenyou're s they ae screaming it from behind your own. and now after servin afr serving as a magnet for migrants, they want nothing to do with them.o the cb they kicked them to the curb. >> leo dicaprio's girlfriend on her twenty fifth birthday. i mean, she is getting up there . start walking slower. d anyway,. they're like that one person at work who boasts about volunteering at a soup kitchen o once five years ago. and then we'll never let youet . but when you ask o forget.

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latinos that vote republican because they vote against their self-interes latinos that vote republicant. because they vote against their own self-interest. if y you really are interested n these types of issues, then you're a democrat. >> oh, you are so smart, sonny.. you know so much more than them. >> what an arrogant bigot. not i hate to tell you, sonny, youef could not define their self-interes t if you were spotted. >> the self and the interest. >> what issues are yout they cod interested anyway that they could possiblcare aboy cart ? wokeknow, i don't think i've ever met a woke mexican or a woke venezuelan or a wokeelano cubar n. es of many olef them have experienced the consequences of leftism of ism. and like a sanitation trucky, t on a 90 degree dayhey , they cod smell that garbage a mile away. >> i like our college kids. a chak >> you won't see carlos junior wearing a che guevara t-shirt lk because his parents would have beat his like a conga drum.

>> i doubt any central americanw is going to let a trans a activist tell them what to neno. and what's a nina? i doubt any guatemalan is goingo to embrace gender affirmatiof na surgery for their kids. i doubt any immigrant thinks you can replace fossilace foss l with windmills and grétar thunderbirds. it's no but that's the left. sunny so no wonder hispanics are running from you like your covid with a cold sore. r, however, here's one person who gets it. >> immigration has truly never. been a top issue for latinos. y and i think that's the myth.ts the myth is if you talk aboutste migrants and only if yous show these stories that latinos will vote for you, that's notan true. latinos care about the economy. they care about crime.jobs a they care abound educatit jobs. they care about education.e they that's it. latinos, they're sending a message. >> they're drifting away. they're walking away fromm the democratic party. the reashis now, this shift shouldnt be the reason why you should sh embrace immigration. you should embrace it because u immigrants are us and not in

much that old fashioned way and that we believe in much of the sametn and gs that content is in the character and charactere no is out in hard work and that there should be no line cutting when you're coming in. we love process. they love process talk to anyeas immigrant who filled out the forms, waited in lines and waited yearsay . >> today, they sound likekis. reagan republicans, minus the kanakis. but dems don't s >> but dems don't even see they just them.see boats. and it they just see votes.t of metamul and like biden, after he runs, out of metamucil, they reallye couldn't give a that's a setup . see that one coming? all right. kind of did that always gets the applause. ily >> so to our friends who value family respect and hard work. t welcome and buenos días. they might not want you in but a martha's vineyard. but we have a place in america somewhere for you. year.

let's welcome tonight's guest. she gave d.c. a case of ptsd, en co-host of outnumbered and former white house press any secretary kayleigh mcenany. and' he's had more high profile guests. davejeffrey fsd island, the rubin report host daveuben she's like a highway in the winter, she's got too cold shoulders and will likely wreck your car. yeah. fox news contributor tim, s he's so large . peopleo large people assume hise feet by bo and my massive doesn't get eirik, so congratulations are in order. >> mr. rubin, you were doingwern

you were ringing a belly and it yesterda wy. >> it wasn't in some club.late that was later in the day.i aboui think that the bell you're talking about. yeahel, i rang the bell l for rumball, which is now totally a public and free speechgo is public and we'ring toe goingo beat youtube and google and ok and twitter and alk and twitl that stuff.and year. no. one and late night, you know, people are talking about you, y did thatimportant i mention that you did not invest when i asked you to invest. and yeah, you could be pretty, pretty rich. >> right. you know, but i also wouldn'tulo have a jobt because i wouldn't be allowed. at ano >> you wouldn't.ther media >> youther media company, yo cou wouldn't need a job. but anyway, this is a great little gig you got here in

good. let's keep it up. i don't even know if i want to talk to you anymore.ed is tha bt were you surprised by the poll? >> no, of course not. time for lead the it's time for the latinos to leave the democrats. it's time for the t o leaveit' for everyone to leave the democrat. it's time for everyone to leave the democrats, period. there is nothing there. >> there's nothing left. there's nothing left. the democrats have one shot, and that is to bring jfk it be back from the dead. that would pretty much be itd uh and until they do that every i year, either in a crazy party or i call it the sanity party,an because it hasing on a little something to do with dissent. and that's what's going on with the republicans right now. >> now you go , all right, reanimated jfk. yeah. a reanim, and in this case, stay will be happy because he doesn't need a heartbeat. make that joke almost makes no sense, but it was relevant. i wouldn't say almost. i'd say not at all. yes, it made no sense at all.

>> can i just reiterate real quick before you jump how rich you would be if you were like,to yeah, you wouldn't have to make so i'll tell you the number later. bur doest colored your hair. tu i mean, the whole thing is a no biggie. this no, begin with a, b , b ,en do it.gh >> all right.going to ignore yo rest o all right. i'm just going to ignore you for the rest of the show.w kelly , how far are you along now? >> seven months. wow. so, yeah, so i'll give you acute is a little extra time because you'll be commenting for two. yes. heart beating fo for r two. t do you >> m dna for two. exactly. what do you make this poll?not . look, it's not surprising.t make i mean, the left makes caricature of latinos. you're latino, you must care about the border. unfortunate it's interesting, though, when i had the unfortunate distinction of being colleaguees with brian stelter, i did work, at cnn, right? yes. say to me when trump was they used to say to me and it 22 was when trump was running for the nomination in 2016, oh,s this is politics of addition, not subtraction. n and this guy is subtracting al

these latinos out. no latino will ever vote for him. asturnwell, as it turns out, heg increased the republican party's margin amongin latinos n 2016 and then in 2020.d miam and in miami-dade county, he got the highest vote total of any republican candidate in sixteen years. why?p there chat he was up there shouting, buildi that wall thatng bel was like hs main phrase. but it's because he didn't latinoaricatureike a caricatur .they w they weren't breakfast tacos. they weren't. as one texas bloggerant gger ha democratic congressman said mayra flores, he called her miss free holidays fre beans. vc like when democrats haveimmedia a chance, they immediatelys pla go to this racist place where they characterize marginalize latino chara mas and they're noticingay the repu. and they say, hey,blican par the republican party makes sense.more sense, build that wa, make sense to me. >> worked under the last guy. well, you, tyrus, you you know,l it's the only weakness you seet happens to people who are born here. >> do you do you sense that,ou like, oh, no, you have to

be born and spoiled. there is a ketanji. yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. you have to have first world 30 problems like my phone's at 30% ,you know, that type of stuff. yeah. upset. yeah. i get pretty upset.t little red i hate when it goes when that little red thing. t get tothat that boundaries. >> it tell yous yo canu couldlyi actually feel it physically in your bar. falls. >> shut up. all right.t you're not a first worldlem. th problem, but this the pool itself, the argument itself is racist. it's stupid..pid. the only people who the only people who have toabou care about going to a sanctuary city is the people in the bus. spanish too help and we don't see them writing spanish health notes on the window. you know, they're not on the bus going, oh, no, no, okay, they're fine with they're. goin g when you that's like telling me like, hey tirhasis ya just to you know, watermelons s. find this here in the summer,as

assuming that i'm worried aboutg it becauit because i'm black, l. that's what they're doing. are latinos are okay. with it. >> why the only one has got to be okay with it is the immigrant period. t.excellent point. x to the point, kat, what do. you make of this? >> i am not commenting for two i think. yeah, just one right here.womb nothing in my . so i think what sunny said was extremely insulting actually , because i just your self-interestrest, the bes person who knows what that is , is yourself. and you migh valuet have differa values than she does.is i >> but what she's saying when she says that is i know better than you do. that is the most disrespectful and that is the mostthing disrespectful thing you can say to another person.yo anotheron to know what's good for that they're too stupid to know what's good for them. i'vet i'm so you butbu smart. and that you're so dumb that i know what's good for you and that somehow this compassionate take

. i don't understand how we've thn ever reached the fact thatyt anything otherhing o making decg decisions for yourself or being whoever you want ate.is compassionate. it's mean and it's arrogant. >> it t really is . excellent point. and on that note, we shall takea a break and start, except for dave reuben up next, a congresswoman lives to regret stupid questions about fuel and debt. >> sir, you won't face me. >> i'm like zyrtec. allegra won't make me drowsy. allegra starts working two times faster than claritin. so take a longer before allergy symptoms take over. you and your kids try. >> allergist recommended non drowsy children's allegra. >> right now, someone could be listed as the owner of your and stealing thousands of dollars of your hard earned equity. anybody who owns property should worry about home title theft. there's no other crime that is so easy, so quick and so lucrative. your home, your equity and your peace of mind can all be stolen

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the fact that you're not even there to help relieve many of the folks are in debt, extreme debt because of student loan debt. and you're out there criticizing what that was. what? >> that wasn't evens fo the question. you know, if this were a conversation on a subway, we'd be slowly backing away from her. finally, rosita's last and final swing. yeah, i'm not going to ask mr. diamond, because you obviously don't care about working class people in front line communities. ing-clas i'm not like ours. i'm not going to ask you ifnew you're committing to ending financing a new oil gas project . wait a minute. you're not going to ask. that was your first question, lady.. we are all dumber now them whe well, we're all dumber now thany when i started this segment.ou .nd i'm sorry for bringing you into this cat.t, wha >> what do yout makdo you makes jeopardy advice for her in terms of what she has to sound intelligent? failurause that clearly was if you don't know a failure. >> yeah, i you f you don't if yu don't know where you should look it up. yes.

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that's my southern white you have here today. is folks in trouble because the big companies aren't scaredg no more . see, i think that thing with don lemon woke a lot of people up because what they won't do is when they asky a question, you'requ too scaredu to answer.aly do and what usually they do is they as k old white people who feel bad and don't won't challenge them. but don messed around and asked an old english white woman and she didn't play that. so she hit him. so then other white people saw that and like so when she askedo him, he looked around the room ,no, that's stupid. and everyone the reason everyone sees this, the wolf now, they see it now., yeah. her attack was. ohi'm goin, i'm going to tell p that you got their student loans paid for t loans pa. money cancel the bank accounts.

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now, the kid does seem three a little older than three , but belief t it's my personal belief that if. you can fit in a stroller, you should get in for free. price but ticket price. but ticket prices pale in comparison to the dinner at disney world. victoria and albat at's rests restaurantt to . one person can expect to pay up to six hundred and twenty five dollars for a four hour, cs ten course meal. ourses ten courses. do you really need ten courses? this is a dinner, not community college. itto see what i did there. courses and courses. y good yeah, that's really good.. that's that's late night comedy. khalia, have you ever considered sneaking your kids into disney or you sneak what? you know what. burtnj sneak your kid underoe your dressing, pretend you're>>a pregnant. that that could totally workt firscould toy have thet of all,e these things you strapped tot your chest when you go through the airport, you just put a big shirt over it and it's likeovert your kid's back in the . yeah, but have you seen these

viral videos of kids being told they get to go to disney world t and they get so excited and they open it and there's a ticket there and like a minnie mouse, mickey mousemany costume, okay, if you toldhe cos the kid you get to go to disney world, the my elementary school child who's eight years old,sea is to shove yourself into an infant car seats, smother you in blankets, one hundred degree weather. th i think the child may havee chi a different decision >> that is true. process as if they want to go to disney world. that is true. loodave. a i kind of look at this inis thaa a different way. is that what you would calt wil a disney anchor baby ? >> well, i'm actually not really i'm not quiteanding understanding the story. >> so they're saying story. dis is too expensive to go into, but it is literally the only theme park in america where you can bring your child in as youro son and they will takeur dau tht as your daughter. >> they will be the so it costs. money. >> that's what i'm saying. yes, it costy that is trues mons true. that it's true. tyrus, we've had we talked

about disney world a lot.kids te you you don't takere your kids. >> i rather burn it down and look at it, but bring it down with humor, not with matches. >>. we just wa we just want to clar okay, go .ve got i'm i'm kind of i got to punch that at the parents at this one live within your means. if you have to sneak a child into disney, don't go .or don't waste your money. if youit can't, wait afford wait your money away. invest in something, you know, wait till you get your money back . but this is what this is wha.tit they do. these disney parents, they have to go to see the magic kingdomet . it's not kids in even about the. they'll stuff the kids in a carriage or whatever .o that heah, i couldn't do that to my child. yes, i heard your congratulatio congratulations on yours. and you were talking about it was an 85% mine, wasn't in one . yeah.. was the doctor was like, ,he's you t

know, so i can't do thesethese things. but i wouldn't take my kids somewhere that i had to sneak o because afterwards when the lights are off or the phone's off becausout becaut to disney, that's that'sn yo a problem. like live within your means. there yo that's a u. >> that's a very good point. you catch something tells menumr you snuck into a number of of p. right? places. at right. was y what was your what wasour most e your most clever disguise? >> oh, i don't know. i'm still thinking about it to >> of you this person who leave a little . i have. because if you're this personameric who like hates america , and all pronoun their countries are better, you should definitely know how to pronounce celsius like thats is true because celsius is aas m that's a nice metric. also resent the fact that you you have this idea that genius and trashy are diametrically opposed. >> i know that i didn't write look line down on somebody else who wrote that. i don't know. not at my career.eer and pr i'm proof that's not true. it was jean.

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