teachers and frontline workers after the performance, president biden presented don with the national humanities medal for his work to fight aids. he says he's retiring after 50 years of performing. that's how fox report september 24 of 2022. i am jon scott. appreciate you joining us, fro gutfeld is up next. ♪ [music] >> all right, yes. happy thursday, america. tonight's monologue, crime and punishment. i just came up with that title. it would be a good one for a book, huh? first, let's address fbi agent steve friend who was suspend

after he made allegations in a whistleblower complaint. he was strip of his gun and badge, and removed from the daytona beach fbi field office. that sounds like fun, getting stripped at the daytona beach feel office. i guess as far as the fbi is concerned he's been unfriended. see what i did there with his name? because his name's friend. i think that's a courtesy laugh on yor part, bat i'll let it go. now, you can keep doing it, aren't you? don't you remember the whistleblower protection act? that was such a big deal when all the anonymous sneakers were coming after trump. now it gets ignored like tinder dating profile. very lean guy. laughing through the tears. n. friend was declared absent without leave because he wouldn't take part in a swat raid that hey considered excessive force agents the january 6 folks accused of

misdemeans. in a way it's like being punished for refusing to take part in a home invasion. but because friend missed off the wrong people he was gone faster than you can say reliable sources with bryn. >> never over it's never over. i'm never letting it go. i'm never letting him go. j going to hug his little round body until they buhry me in the same coffin, which will be a piano case. remember to guy? lenz complete underscore -- complaint underscored what we've been saying a few years, doj, aoc and every other govemmal outfit of three leers deserving four letters. the demand for violent white terrorists some how exceeds the supply so they have to make them p. it's leak a scaled up version of jesse smollet's hoax, but this is way easier.

you don'ten need the victims, yo just need the threat and the fib will fill in the blanks. now maybe some of these threats exist, batletser not like they ever find them. they're like women in a brian killmead makeout story. sad, isn't it? i wish he would jug stop. it's embare esing for everybody involved. just like people who pay their student loans, this agent, a respected 12-year vet on the fbi and the swat team member was punished for doing the right thing. now, if the other side does the wrong thing, then es. another story. in north dakota, which is a state cat, a kat, a fiend admits to running down a teen ager over a political dispute and he's kern layout of jail. he murdered the kid and he's out f jail. aplenty he's not a flight risk, which i guess is defined as he won't run over people with a plane.

according to authorities the alleged killer used his truck to mow down key all elingston who the fiend claims was part of an unnamed republican extremist group. i tried to search for this story yesterday and there was less coverage than michael moore in a bell a shirt. think about that for a while. yeah. let's flip the script; imagine donald trump making the same speech joe biden did that bonkers one en front of satan's grotto. and then a left wing teenager is murdered by a there.er. the word insightment would be shouted faster than you could say charlotte'sville. no one's screaming you got the blood on your hand, mr. president, or the same thing to his like-minded pals in the media, because it's the media who usuallies dethat sort of screaming. let's go to joe biden for comment. [piano music]

[no audible dialogue] >> for president, thank you. ranter the end of such a -- at the end of such a momentous event, the word thank you seems kind of inadequate, but for all the millions whose lives will be saved, for the communities whose likes will be transformed, thank you, president biden. [en clip] [applause] >> yeah. once again, once again he's wandering and asking anybody seen my imaginary puppy? that's who he blames the poop on. of course it doesn't matter to the media because the dead kid might be conservative. he's one of the domestic threat says perhaps he had it coming. that's how itworks today.

you imagine anybody on the air on fongic norring the girl that was killed in charlotte'sville, or ignoring that story completely? maybe msnbc will do this story only after they discover that the murder is white. this is why these maniacs and new york attack people with axes and mu sheet cities, slashish women in subways, clobbering the elderly for their wheelchairs. the new york ag is going after the biggest domestic terrorist of them all, donald trump. ison seen someone because their office like that since matt matt lauer. if you're watching, matt, i know during the ugliest deadliest crime wave in recent history, james is prosecuting the trump family for allegedly over appraising their property to get better loans from banks. yeah, he might have taken some

of the largest banks to the cleaners. he shouldn't be prosecuted, he should be roughing the presidential medal of freedom. as everyone knows you can appraise your property, it doesn't matter, the banks do their own appraisal. one is deliberately high and the other is low. more important, that this is the ag's concern, patting politics over peoples misery. women getting raped but james is looking out for deutch bank. line aren't we liberals? can't we see how much easier our lives would be if we just faked it a as a lib and pretended to be compassionate while screwing over people left and right? nowhere else is there more faking going on other than jamie's heyne honey moon. but our lives would be so much better. we wouldn't be targeted. we wouldn't lose our jobs. career could even kill people who upset us. i would say if you can't beat

them, join them. but i'd rather live in a world where you can just beat them, and mean then voting booth. just make sure you could pull that curtain shut and muffle the screams. >> let's welcome tonight's guests, his pronouns are has and been. actor writer and comedian jamie lissau. sheathings possum is brain food fox business anchor, mcdowell. her smile make mis tear up and smile is the name of her pepper spray, fox news contributor, kat ti horn of plenty f. and he once lit a cigar off a volcano, my massive sidekick,

tyrus. welcome back. being so alone most of the time, i assume you've come up with a number of jokes. how many jokes you is for this particular segment? >> i would say, um, maybe three to five. >> okay, three to 5 it is. >> yeah. >> so what have you, what do you make of this monologue? what are 84 thought? >> there's some stuff that makes mae angry in the monologue. there's kid that died. what you'll know what makes me the angriest, it's a tragedy, but the fact that he left this dude. >> yes. >> you be, like maybe he could have saved, maybe he did something in a moment of anger but then thee he still left and fled the scene. i feel leak we can a ew about politics or whatever, but at some point when there's human life on the -- you know if. honest to god, i feel like eve fun brian was falling into a canyon i would reach out and we'd both die.

[laughter] >> that was worth it. >> that was a good long one. >> where is he going with it. >> where is he going. >> i didn't know either. brunt then the guy sort of claiming self-defense, which the only way that's possible is if in the rare instance that this kid is a transformer. >> that true. >> the guy was in a car. >> yeah. he was in a car. it's not fair. and then i props to friendem. >> yeah? >> mr. friend, he's awesome. a lot of times us sore hard to speak what you know you might lose yor job or you will lose your job. props to that guy telling the truth and where was reading the story they were like you know they took his badge and gun. and then they fired him. i was like that's the right order to do that. do you know what i mean. they learned from their mistakes. isn't it also like a one more -- i also think it's you know you have a cool job when somebody, league, takes your badge and gun. >> i know. >> that a cool -- do you know

what i meanwork i had a jock, they're like leave your apron and your plunger and get the [bleep] out of here. [laughter] >> well done. >> thank you. >> excellent work. [applause] >> who can do a beyond like stand-up main set en the middle of a serious topic? >> being alone really increasing your productivity. >> alone and rejected by the people you love. don't forget that part. >> traegeren, as a new yorker, does it make you feel safe that the ag's soul focus is trump? >> of course. you started with crime and punishment here, it's crime and eh, what are you gonna do. >> exactly. >> i did think this segment was, because a little tagline was who deserves punishment so i actually thought i was going to have a moment for an airing of

my grudges because i've been keeping them for about 50 years now. >> yes. >> you know? number two thousand list a boyfriend who picked up another woman in front of me at a bar. he's dead now. but i didn't kill him. >> someone did. >> i'm going to make, i decided i was going to make up, i'm with her t-shirts like psga zi, so i keep the po po & prosecutors and the feds in my corner. >> there you goem. there you go. always thinking ahead. >> you look at all these government agencies do we aid just need to tear them down and rebuild them? shine need 92 tear them down and see if we can rebill them. i don't think they do very much. it is crazy. this story from the car murderer, everyone's saying it's crazy that he's out which is true.

but also in his court hearing he is arguing they shouldn't even have bail. one of the reasons he he's like i have a job. >> yes. >> i was like i don't know about that, buddy. you think you can just walk into work? your boss isn't wondering whether you are, he knows. >> yeah. i'm not going to make it this time. >> i'm usually really cool about stuff. whatever yo want to do. you own time is final as long as it doesn't affect yor work. murdering is an exception. >> yes, yes. brunt this weirdic they've lowered the standard now so it's just he's not, you're not a flight risk., right? that what they're saying, tyrus. so that's -- >> how is somebody not in a flight risk who apparently will hit anything hinz way when he's driving. >> yeah. >> it sounds like a pretty dangerous guy behind wheel. and i keep herring the argument over the conversation, he's a murderer, he murdered a kid in cold blood. whatever his reason was, who

cares? >> yeah. >> if i wasn't sitting in front of my truck little gutfeld stood influent of there and called me the n-word and ran his mouth and said this and that and i ran him over with my truck, i'm still a murderer, regardless of what you said might have hertz my feelings. i don't want to hear the argument. i don't care what he thoughtem. >> i how you said little greg. >> i didn't want him to be confused with the taller greg. but it's weird because whether we have victims, they don't get justice, they don't even get public support. but when you don't have victims, like the trump case, which is kind of a problem. >> right. >> they're suing him, and they're going after him, but they're missing victim. >> right. >> it's like i'm jamie you're going to jail for murder. that's it. >> that it.

>> that's true. >> everyone's like what is he saying, what is she saying? there's no victims. there's not a -- >> it's -- >> there's no victim. >> you appraise things high to a bank, and the bank doesn't have to take it. the banks detheir own, they have their own appraise appraisers, this is just lake the biden speech, you're creating an idea that a crime was committed without having a victim. so now it's just this thing like he's going to jail, he's going to jail, there's all these terrorists, wu there's no victims. >> you always hear that, a victimless crime, this crime had no victim. whoever does your negotiation, may i have their number, please? because i would like to get a great rate from a bank thirty one you go. all right. before we go, i'll beat faxwoods casino in connecticut on october 1, with special guest le sue.

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years. the president responded bay nodding off into a bowl of rocky roadem that's tastes good. poisoning sunk, have we finally had enough? florida congressmannen matt gates says we should bomb the [bleep] beleapt of cartels. i adsed the f part. [laughter] >> thank you. applauding swear words. [bleep] >> it irks me every time i hear someone talk about fentanyl overdoses because no one overdoses on fentanyl because i don't think anybody really sets out to, like score some fentanyl for a good time. i get why it's hard to keep cocaine from coming into the country. people in the united states like using cocaine, they seek it out, they pay high dollar amounts for it, and so that would be something hard to stop. >> i know who i'm calling next time. i'm in miami. just kidding, it's still gloriaest afawn.est afawn.

she is the best. that's cool you never hare about fentanyl from a customer point of view. >> since people don't set out to use fentonen awl, since it's something we don't want iron country, we should be totally capable of stopping it. and the linearize wean aren't is because we purposefully allow or border to degrade. >> another great point. but if it were easy to keep something evil from crossing our borders we would have never heard of justin bieber. so here's the big idea. >> i think today about the tens of thousands of lives that we are losing over and over is again in every community en our country and we seemingly, leak, clutch our pearls at the suggestion. that we might think about dropping off a few tomahawk at the mounr missiles back

from ukraine. at least we know where jesse's hair went. right? insiders say the administration will take out the cartels the same way they took out the taliban, by giving them tons of weapons and hope they shoot themselves. so kat, i'm interested in this strategy to get, i'm totally with them on the bombing part, but i lake how he's talking bot the real victims are people who like drugs but could only buy them on the street and you could die because fentanyl's in all of it. he was speaking at it from the customer's po havings. >> you just have to legalize all drugs. talking about making them a terrorist organization, the cartels, all these problems are caused by the drug war and they're like we know what we're going a dewe're going to amp up the drug war. the her you go after smugglers the more popular fentanyl becomes because it's easier to smuggle. and also it's cheaper to produce

than heroin is, and obviously all of this is due to the fact that when they cracked down on prescription opiates, more people started dying because they were going to the black market. it's also this horrible impact on chronic pain patients who can't get the medication they need to live a normal life. known that a lot of people think it sounds crazy, but look at how it's been going the way they've been doing it. so maybe they should try something else. >> i agree, you know, tyrus, i also agree with blowing them to smitherineses. if they are a terrorist -- if they're designated as a terrorist group, we can find out where these kart els are. >> well, if you try and actual war on drugs that might be effective. not a fake one. if you did blow these cartels to smitherineses they would also have a hard time tracking people. they would have a hard time taking girls and putting them into the sex trade industry. so; you would have to then lock

down the border because they wouldn't bably to run in. so you'd have to reinforce the border, our troops would have to be at the border, we'd have to scan people coming en and flying in. just for the optics, just the idea, sometimes just seeing the united states tank sitting at the border like you know what? maybe we're not going to try to run smuggling in this week. then you would see a drop in fentanyl. the lean thing bot gaetz the only thing missing was for him saying for me personally -- because he was literally talking about himself. >> i think it was -- >> i can reremember that like me and my brother would want to have a friend spend the night but we didn't want to make it like i was i had to go speak for both of us to ask my mom and i wouldn't be like so i've heard people with preferrer would prefer if our friends stay over here tonight. not me, i'm with you, mom. whatever you want. bat just, for the neighborhood, and overall sense of everyone who ons our friend to spend the night, i think it would be

really cool to have them over. bat not me, personally. >> i think he spoke for more than -- >> i think he spoke for him, his crew, and his favorite drug dealer. that's who he spoke for. >> is it possible to strike a deal with the cartels? i mean, even they gotta sheathe as a terrible business. yearn don't want to kill your customers off right? you don't. because they're hard to replace. >> well, they are, that what doesn't make any sense abut this at all. it is coming from china. >> yeah, yeah. >> omfray -ina-che. that was pig latin. >> i haven't heard pig latin in so long. i wonder how latin people feel about that. >> definitely a terrorist organization, though. but, big but, the barr is very low for me.

in terms of who i think are terrorists. men, who -- [clears throat] clear their throats and spit in public. anybody with an air horn in their car, like a train horn. >> are there a lot of those? >> yes. >> you're very -- >> you're very specific. >> it's kind of like the -- >> i keep lists you know this. people who eat the grapes in the produce section, just stand there and eat the grapes. terrorist. or anyone who things that rascal flats is a great band. >> i love them. all right. >> i do enjoy a good grape. i don't feel leak i should have to buy the whole bushel for just one grape. >> mom. >> i'm with six packs of beer. jim, is there, i know the answer to this question, in alaska they actually want more fentanyl

because everybody wans to end their miserable lives. >> i thought you made the greatest point ever about they're killing their customers. itworks for mcdonald's. >> damn. >> i'm completely with kat that i think legalization, if for nothing else you know what's in everything. >> exactly. >> at the very least you know what's in there. and i had, even before, i use marijuana sometimes, i'm not embarrassed to say. before it was recreationally loued i had a medical card and before people make fun i had a legitimate like medical, like wednesday making me sad. that's why i had a -- did you know that they're going to have i think they're called narcan vending machines? for the so people don't have fentanyl they stuff. line problem is i don't leak the idea of a vending machine. i feel like what if your friend's oding and it's stuck in

the wind. or you only have one dollar and they also have a reese's peanut butter cup. >> that's a tough choice. that is a tough choice. >> it's just lastly, why do they keep putting marijuana in delicious things. i'm a guy that like food and they're like hey, eat a corner of this browny. no. why don't you put put it in a carrot or something? >> why are you putting in -- put it in stuff i don't like to eat. >> brussels sprouts. >> that is the best idea of the night. [applause] >> the healthy high. >> the healthy high. you just came up with a business. final you can make some main, jamie. you just copyright we're taped. you go home, copyright healthy high -- >> healthy high dot com. >> healthy high. it's. >> it's such a great idea. >> is a really great idea. >> broccoli that you eat and you

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again. grow it again and just -- >> goodness. [bleep] >> this is a great idea. and it's it has nothing to do other than the fact with they were wrong about everything else when it comes to climate control. the one thing they won't talk about is human over population. there's a lot of us and we're eating up all the lands. there's so many good golf courses we could have if we just dug up those cemeteries and you know, it with a a good thing. if you look at it from a life cycle thing, you continue to grow and might be a little hard to get the kids to eat grandpa in the garden, the tomatoes and stuff. but it's a good way to get them to bed early. you want them to garden? keep it up. >> yeah, when i think about jamie it bring new meaning to you should try grand ma's tomato salad. >> that's a granny smith apple,

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painting the doorbell cameras in such a silly light might keep people from realizing their dark side especially because there's been cases of amazon sending cases to police without a warrant. ring's got a long history of using racially coded dog whistles the show's critics pro poeed using something funnier leak the boast jimmy kimmel. but they're having trouble pitchinga show that only two minutes long. the group also claims that ring door bells were used to track and monitor protesters during the george floyd protest., for. worse, the door bells might even track magga republicans obeying the law. finally, critics express concerns they might be used to prosecute an abortion patient who goes o out of tate for healthcare. and some of those abortion patients might be women. that's fain. laugh, you people. thank you. thank you. i feel bettor already.

dagan, sobisly they're -- the camera doesn't have emotions it has no direct f, yet it can be racist because it catches things. >> this is america's funniest home videos,. >> rip. >> rip, bob sagget, and the dumbness is deafening because all of these, what is the -- pro, pro-surveillance corporate propaganda. these people are tik-tok tall pes and instagram hussies and himbows who warrant -- you're a member of surveillance nation by choice. >> yeah. >> facebook is making main of a of -- hey. hey. hey, does that -- then you have to filter out the zits all over your ass. brunt they're worried about surveillance. your being sur veiled and used by choice. shut the [bleep] up. >> there you go.

[applause] >> sorry. >> what if you use a security tool for your house, you a race-traitor because you're, you're like apparently using the the critics assume you're racist if your useinga to deter crime. that's kind of makes them race s. >> she said shut the [bleep] up she was looking at me. [laughter] >> this is what happened. >> i will never eat a grape again, i swear to god. just don't take my title. um, the problem is this is truth seerem. and all the old civil rights groups the reason they don't want to do it; they don't want to admit the magic reason why because they're afraid that it will all be brothers like me. the what they're, that's what they're afraid of. they're going to say that it's all s. the ring, you'll see people stealing from door steps and doing dumb, and it's the truth

serum. that the sadness of it, it's being hosted by a successful black lesbian comedian or actress or whatever she claims to be and even then they're like nope, quantic the chance and risk because god forbid you might have to see a truth serum that there's really bad minorities out there, and legally bad white people out there. regardless of whom they are or what they are, we should be able to look at them and be able to see that. that's the problem. >> such a great point. i think that lake the kind of the same criticism people have for cops. >> yep. >> right? >> kat, do you want a ring camera? >> never. >> why? >> for the same reason that my dad always taught me to never put any bumper stickers on my car or tattoos on my body, because it makes it easier for the law to find you. my dad taught me that when i was pretty young.

i'm always listening, still. you don't want to to make it easier -- i don't leak it. it's happened only a handful of times where they've ten had hand it over to the cops they have the rith to do so in an emergency but everyone knows you say emergency whenever you really want something. >> i love surveillance. i'm sorry, at my house, i receive it. it solves so many problems. somebody kicks your door, you find out who it is and you don't, and 39 have them killed. jamie, you don't, in alaska, do you guys have doors? >> we do have doors. >> the egg roo, i never did igloo has a tunnel, bat i've never seen a door on the igloo. do you have to duck down when you go into your igloo home? >> every morning you have to melt your way out. it's super inconvenient. i don't leak this story. if some ease than word ring makes me feel really bad about my life. i can't figure out, i can't

figure out the connection. we're being recorded all the team. tyrus made so many great point. you have nothing to hide. we're being recorded anyway. i feel like we're being recorded right now. [laughter] not very subtly, i might add. >> that true. the guy over here with the camera, he's not even hiding. he's not even hiding it, look at him. jared. >> at least put it en a -- >> a least ask us when we want to be filmed. >> yeah. >> this is a problem of being a celebrity. and guy will just come en with a giant camera and film you and then put a thing behind you that pretends to be a show. all right, up next, studen such tree-mendous views. i'm at a moss for words. when a cough tries to steal dad's punchlines, he takes robitussin naturals powered by 100% drug-free ingredients. are you gonna leaf me hanging? soothe your cough naturally.

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shawn story in five words, la na dell rey college course, i don't eve known how to say her nymph. kat, nyu is offering a class on this lady focusing on her contributions to pop culture and social justice movement, what are 84 thoughts? >> whatever. >> yeah? >> i don't really know her either i know she's one of those sad girls. >> yes. >> and she does sad songs which

i something so great to be a sad girl. and also have musical talent. you can do something with it instead of just sit in the bath a lot. >> you know jamie, would you take this class? >> i'm starting to think after this story that college is a worse investment than a lap dance. n. because that a bad investment. >> is. how is that going to help yo. >> after a lap dance you never go i'm so glad i did that. that girl became a brain surgeon and stijn you know they lie and tell you. >> the person who takes this class is the same person who il want their [bleep] tuition forgiven. >> yeah. i mean, i guess, whatever happened to, likes longevity of work. if they were offering a willy nelson course, that good idea or roberta flack, or someone who made a dent in the music business and actually did real

civil justice stuff or whatever. >> yeah. >> this is just, this is just -- >> great point. >> the music company that she works for is like this is how they're doing it probably trying to drive up sales. it's disservice. maybe if she does this over 20 careers but this is the problem, everything's this quick. she dade couple of possess therefore we have to learn and stay about her. this is the problem. >> roberta flack. all right. ho would the parents feel who are paying the tuition? to hear that they're taking this class? >> taking this class is 90 thousand dollars a year to go to tisch. it's bower about 400 thousand dollars for four years for them to teach you how to be a music executive, which you can't with some crack and some bad friends can't learn how to be a scheme bag. >> true. that how i got this job. >> i seen it. [laughter] >> is the.

>> i'm not cruz criticizing her because i gain you she has really angsty friends with a lot of time on their hands. >> she's like a talented taylor swift.

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