the migrants, that they are jus working widget so maybe they should just take them from the border and plop them in their fields? is that which he is saying? i want to thank you for watchin this week. we continue to pray for the safety and recovery of all the people of florida and up and down the east coast tonight. it is america now and forever. gutfeld's next. ♪ >> here we go. so exciting. i am so excited. let me get my notes together. so many things. happy friday, my friday friends. before i get to the monologue i want to send our thoughts to those currently suffering. not him, i'm talking up people

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does. we are with you, florida flag guy, wherever you ended up read. this week former president trum suggested he could meet at team to broker peace between ukraine and russia. someone finally mentioned peace. he did it on his own app where he wrote u.s. leadership should remain cool, calm, and dry on the sabotage of the pipelines. this is a big event that should not entail a big solution. these strategic, be smart. get a negotiating deal done now both sides needed and they wanted. the entire world is at stake. three question. after that. that means it's real. of course being trump he had to remind everybody that this war

never would have happened under his watch. we will never know if that's true of course, but we know you can't do worse than his bumblin successor who only strikes fear in preteens with ponytails. speaking of, let's check in on him. >> president biden: , thank you. thank you. >> the right way to go. if they didn't find him three hours later on an interstate clutching a teddy bear. this wasn't the first time trum called for peace and negotiated peace between russia and ukrain in april he said they should negotiate now, not later when everyone will be dead. exclamation point. i imagine it is hard to talk to dead people. as hard as biden tries. >> president biden: jackie, are you here?

>> that's normal. but despite having no diplomati experience, trump understood words most rentable variable. the longer it goes the list the worse it gets in loss of human life and treasure so he said this. >> president trump: i hope that you and the president woul get together insult the problem that would be a tremendous achievement. >> look at his face. he does not want to hear that. but that was three years ago. no one wanted to take that seriously at the time because it's trump, so is this recent offer a crazy idea, a desperate idea, or a brilliant one? it could be all three liquid i shaved bill hammers back. i just left his initials. it could mean lots of things.

the fact is, with trump, his penchant for dealmaking makes him a better diplomat than most. if you table the animosities an bridges in deals. u.s. both parties what they wan to get out of it. everyone needs an offramp including polluted or there wasn't an end to the mountains of debt. is it corruption, sure, authoritarianism, may be a jess perhaps. but you are close with that. my guess, it is ego. the subject i'm an expert in. it is ego that keeps people in power from listening to those other people that they can't stand you can help them. may be because they aren't diplomats where they aren't in your party or they are donald

trump, but donald trump has provided the world with two hue successes it's not the apprentice or his signature ribeye steaks, which are delicious, first north rio without any diplomatic experience he obliterated the threat like they were hillary clinton's dreams he was laughed at, but he did it and now what we have in his face at place at the dmz? >> the united states shares of very important relationship wit inches the alliance with the republic of north korea and it is an alliance that is strong and enduring. >> it is, is there a 25th amendment for the vice president ? or as she would call it and tha there is the abraham a court orchestrated by trump son-in-la who had no experience in diplomacy although having trump as a father a lot looks better

than anything on anthony resume. idiots them just make it look hard. but they trump administration brokered a deal between sworn enemies. if this were a democrat white house, the staff would have nobel prizes coming out of thei which is less painful than goin in. i heard. so now you have trump offering to help, and i'm sure that drew dismissive laughter from all th useless nothing kratz. why should they be laughing? it's not any funnier than democrats believing they could get pregnant. >> can biological men become pregnant and give birth? >> so men can have pregnancies,

especially trans trends when pritzker get your saying of fee biological female who becomes a man as there for quote man pair. >> somebody with uterus may be have the chance to become pregnant whether they are a woman or a man. >> i have a feeling america is almost at the point of saying yeah, we're done. at least what trump is offering makes sense and no wonder they don't like it. they never see that stafford right now they have no way forward diplomatically in endin the war we are paying for. trump might be the only person to pull this one off, but perhaps, with the help of another guy. yeah, that guy who also saw the folly in picking sides between these few countries can you

imagine this? appeased team that feels exactl like a buddy cop movie. one unorthodox wild man. that is a brilliant idea. for this to happen, they would have to lose their ego. that's the same thing i tell jesse waters when you keep spra painting his bald spot. for us themselves what i be oka with real peace if trump had a role? if you say no, then that is you ego talking and you value it more than human life which sadl makes you another useless diplomat, let's go to joy behar for comment.

>> let's welcome tonight guests she wrote a children's book which is like jeffrey dahmer writing a cookbook, fox news anchor julie banderas. he has written for snl and ellen , and sometimes even comedy shows. tv writer and producer adam end her. you may recognize him from trying to squeegee your windshield, host of fox across america, jamie vela. and finally, she once told the little engine that could that h couldn't. fox news contributor kat timpf. by the way, speaking of your book, how was i doing?

>> it's doing great. >> seals really have plummeted after i promoted it on the show. >> i thought i drove a lot of traffic to it. because it's actually about building forts. thank you though. >> what do you think of my my impossible dream? because it is an impossible dream of these two guys joining together like super friends tha we currently are don't want us offered. >> think the idea of trump goin back to the white house while biden is there would be classic freight imagine the news conferences because he would have them daily with updates an then biden, i do know what he would do, but i think it's interesting how the whole world criticized criticize the presidents when he met with

pyongyang and the two of them united and then you choose kamala harris to be the one diplomatic and going over there and telling us about our alliance with north korea. yes, at this administration has screwed this up. >> she, you know, if i did that or if i saw myself doing that i would say, xanax. too much. i am telling you, i can read that just as a medical expert to , one of the medical experts here at fox i will diagnose anything you want and my van. jimmy. do you know what i noticed abou buddy cop movies, even if they don't like each other they always went. they can't work together but ma be to, just one each together.

one is if you get sent over there he get the fbi to get those passports back, which is nice for the other is he doesn' want everybody to die because the next election is a big problem. meet jimmy, aren't f j. >> on the atkins diet. i really think the best point you made earlier was the fact that to a lot of these people world peace is is as important as stopping the wrong guy from delivering it. remember, one of the oldest jokes is about making peace in the middle east, the abraham mc cord did that and we're pretending it didn't happen because they can't make fees with the fact that he was the guy to deliver it, but how can you not look at this ministration and think we need help. anyone who voted for kamala owe sarah palin an apology for

calling her dumb. when you show up to the demilitarized zone is there to express support for who? >> adam, don't you believe like me that trump is our only hope in solving these issues? >> he is an outside thinker, he's absurd, it's another movie trump the plant is so crazy it just might work. just like stripes but with the winnebago. gig like hell if they go over there in the winnebago somehow. i think ryden should accept trump's help on this, on the economy, on taking care of crime , we could do this british model where joe biden is our figurehead that lives and a castle in then trump is there making the policies. that would be a functional solution. to get that's the only thing that biden claims he could do.

alongside is to see who trump will pick for these things. it's never politicians. its vela celebrities. i'm going to go over to moscow with. we will still hear about coolio at the biden press conference. so cat, it is kind of incredibl that ukraine is an issue where the republicans and democrats are on the same page which is billions and billions and billions of dollars. there is almost no dissent with

the exception of a few people, right? >> they've done a good job, if you just sent, you would like people to die. rather than risk winning on thi money and this is still going o right you have to have the cost benefit analysis for everything no matter what it is. that's more important, that's all they have as to be like oh, trump is a huge threat. that's all they have because everything else is not going so well right now. consider this, trump calls obama , obama can't not thoughts that call and then let's say trump calls him and says i have this plan, you and i do this together if obama says no, then trump can say i called obama an

he said no. >> plus, joe would have no idea it ever happened. >> i think we dissolved ukraine because all trump has to do is call the obama senate the obama say no they look terrible so they're going to say yes in tha they just tell biden to go back to delaware and sleep for a few days. hang out with hunter. gig think they will receive the same way they received at martha's vineyard. >> very true. i think it's a short culprit. >> i'm a dreamer. we much dream into the next segment. will he admit carmen emissions by handing out fishing new in renewable energy,

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>> put the thoughts of thought into that one. why don't we change want went t work. biden gives a friend gig as ambassador to green leaves and twigs. that they look the taxpayers with an ambassador to mother earth verities picture for staf ron cleans wife, monica medina. to be the new special envoy for biodiversity and water resources . i kid, it was the secretary of

state for a department and othe words, monica will be a glorified diplomat for animals and plants for the administration thinks it can negotiate with grizzly bears. in related news, the white hous has also launched the chief diversity officer's executive council angry and was warned by using the word chief. according to xes, the political the council will help implement strategy for diversity, equity, inclusion, or die. and accessibility it cost the federal government. the hardest part was finding a fancy way of saying don't i handle higher white guys. don't clap you area nations people. to quote the council chair, not something you sit on, catch a

device workforce that holds different makes us stronger and more equipped to resolve any issues our communities face. so true as long as that diversity includes parents, conservatives, libertarians and anyone not to the left of josep stalin. no mention of competence or merit. those are two things that stink right? >> diversity, equity, inclusion. we've got to make it happen. i'm the one to do it. i brought down corn pop carried the black scum of the hispanics the asians, the indians, we called them altogether.

>> i can't tell if tom is becoming more like joe biden or if biden is becoming more like tom. adam, isn't it about time we ha a diplomat for plants and animals in case there might be fight between a geranium in a baboon. gig if you like in the interest of equity and fighting cultural appropriation, it shouldn't the should've had 11 of those guerrillas that had. >> that is a good point, that i a great reason to reject is it nomination? >> she was related to somebody so she got the job. that's got to make you mad, kat the government just handing out jobs to relatives. get the government is just so big.

plants don't have a diplomat. that's where you're going? because everything else is already done i want you to get rid of stuff. get rid of most of the agencies which i know sounds crazy but yeah when is the last time anyone was excited to hear that you had to do business with anything. i never knew my license online the dmv online, it took an hour break it's a disaster because they gave me one. that's crazy, that's dangerous. i will have to make an anonymou phone call. but you won't, because it takes too long. >> you know, jimmy, i guess you could say this is actually one job that joke and say he created . >> he did. all the other job searches jobs they came back after the pandemic but this one is new.

>> up all that nepotism, how does he not give diversity to hunter, who has smoked more plants than anybody on earth. >> exactly. he's at mass murderer then. he has been killing plants and brain cells, and a or two. they haven't found them yet, bu trust me. man works as well live. it so embarrassing that we are still doing this thing when the are trying to get the right loo instead of the right skills. that's how we got into the mess. inflation is where it is, crime is where it is. people don't want to check boxe anymore, they just want a paycheck. don't mean to sound like i'm running for office, but this is so dumb. we sacrifice competence for i guess intersection malady i

suppose. >> trying to figure out to you mug to get these boots. >> know what this looks likes, it looks like the boots that pee-wee herman saying tequila i an pee-wee's big adventure. >> i think they belong to her teenage rave kid. >> test me, i feel guilty wearing them for the last thing anyone wants to do is feel taller around you. >> thank you. of the audience is on my side. all right, the last word to you. what you make of this? do you believe you could be a diplomat? >> nobody would ever ask me to represent them. although, with his job, nepotis in the white house is amazing. i'm surprised they haven't changed it to the white, brown, black, yellow house for it if they are tapping this one, obviously they want to identify

fate recognize women, so congratulations, white house so they also want to tap into diversity 24 percent are actual executives in than you get stupid agencies like she just went through, another one with the disinformation act that catch us in our life spread. >> where is she by the way, i miss her. you could be a diplomat ambassador to booze gig issues done that for me before. >> she was on the original corona board. >> i think they should send me to the border. nobody has spread. >> i have three kids, it's better than what they're doing now, there doing absolutely nothing. i think your logic is impeccable . up next, he was a perv with a

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>> they offered him closure, bu he chose indecent exposure. a vice interview gets wrecked b an x-rated text where they hope to shed a sympathetic light har it is for to reenter society. especially now that cnn isn't hiring. the reporter interviewed guys like this who spent 16 years in prison for the sexual assault o a sleeping college student pair this is what he said about how he's changed in about what the future holds for him. >> we've all got a make it happen. nothing is stopping me. hopeful and confident. how sweet, until you keep watching.

>> after this interview he sent a picture of his to our producer . >> i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i love it when reality penetrates fantasy world. i didn't mean it that way you sick puppies. i did not mean that. but i bet that surprised everyone, but the people who actually deal with offenders. the writers advised he had a difficult time deciding whether or not to include it in the segment perhaps because it doesn't fit the narrative. >> they argue that it's not relevant to the story of the injustice that he faced at the hands of the state. >> you could argue that if you're an idiot. he's not the victim of the hand of the state, they are the

victims of her hansford she sai through a lawyer that he had sent that picture by accident t which i say, you needed a lawye to help you come up with that? 's lawyers are also added, please stop texting me. i'm assuming you wrote it, mayb he can live with you? know, that doesn't sound like me . he's got it all backwards for i when he was like the label just makes me being missed underfoot. and i'm like no, i think it helps you understand otherwise you'd be likewise it i intervie this man and he sent me this pi right afterwards friday freddie had the answer already. he is a offender.

he's a horrible disgusting criminal pervert. >> that two. you don't have to wonder. and then to admit we don't know. these are the same people that would be like a lot of the people are pushing for this stuff. >> this is vice, vice is such a left-wing publication. that is the kind of stuff they change. >> adam. thoughts? get a feeling hopefully they learned a segment that's not sympathetic to offenders. sending a stranger a pick is on of the most overly hopeful and confident things you could possibly do. i will never understand the

psyche of guys they do that especially unsolicited. even if somebody asked me, i would urge them to reconsider. like really, are you sure? >> i can confirm that he says that fred. >> and he still asks all the time. >> julie,. >> do you really want to ask? >> i do. i'm afraid of what might come out of your mouth because i'm going to end up having to edit it all out, but what are your thoughts fred. >> and looking at this in a fai and balanced way. did he take it in portrait mode? they left out a lot of facts. and i mean, listen. >> you wonder if it was tastefully tempered. >> exactly. i think there's about 1 percent of what you said that will end up on the show. and i am debating whether just to leave one long beat.

any other thoughts? >> i also believe that offender should be castrated. that's all. >> have to prove that with a fixed. >> last word, jimmy please spread. >> i would say this guys needs to get a grip, but it sounds like he already has one. we are doing it wrong, we have sympathy for all the wrong people. we should be interviewing these victims we should be highlighting the victims not trying to make sympathetic figures out of these sexual assaulters. >> amen. >> okay, we have to move on. coming up come at the guy in tinseltown's gives his movies t thumbsith down.

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>> 's as story in five words. thanks, only for good movies. to me in a recent interview, hanks said four of his movies are pretty good out of the 80 plus that he has made. do you agree with him? i really liked diehard and tutsi . >> i think he's trying to be modest. i like a lot of tom hanks movie fred. >> what about. >> alike solely. when i was driving a taxi back in the day which i know you didn't did no idea. i drove. >> it's very fascinating. >> is it? >> i think when you watch it no it's how we view the world. i always loved solely. and likes us splash with john

candy. he was the know he could just save money and say he's one of them and go to the bathroom and watch them change, but i like that movie. i thought they originally for silly was flash. >> because he landed in the water. >> i think the worst tom hanks movie is punchline and buy like you, he played comic. >> what did you think of that one? ruf anf tom hanks? my favorite movie he did was bosom buddies, i know not a movie, but a tv show. >> alike big. tip i say something offensive? >> do you want to really have a conversation about size? okay.

know i liked big because it was real really realistic great i think most grown men are like children. it got me ready for dating when i got older. >> kat, do you know who tom hanks is? gig never seen any of his movies , i didn't have enough time to watch them all this morning. i know some of them, there's th one where he befriends the volleyball in than he hangs out with the volleyball for so long and when he gets on his wife is banging someone else. >> that happens a lot. the other one where he sensed o the bench and he talks about chocolate. see, i know what's going on. there is that prison romance movie. i don't know where it was. in my thinking of the wrong movie? >> i don't know what you're thinking of.

>> f you like your thinking of my search history. >> adam, have you ever met tom hanks in your hollywood days? >> i've never been on met him personally. so yeah, you laugh at her jokes. >> i enjoy his movies, but he's one of those actors i think is great, but i'm aware that it's tom hanks the whole time. ono, tom hanks is stranding straining on an island. the most talented hanks is chet hanks. chet hanks is tom hanks son who is incredibly hilarious, right? he is somebody that you would have dated. >> probably.

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>> i am worried right now. time for leftovers, it's the enemy weaning cookie segment i stole from rachael ray. i kid. it's where we read the jokes we didn't use this week. with any leftovers you never know it if they're good mentall you taken it's way first time reading these into a mean that. president biden's forked concerns about his mental fitness at a health event wednesday when he repeatedly called out for a deceased congresswoman the white house clarified that when he asked jackie are you here, he meant jackie kennedy. >> that was good. >> that was good. >> of florida tv reporter was criticized for putting a on her microphone during hurricane broadcast rate she said and kep the mic i'm getting damaged wel that mike complained that it couldn't feel anything at all.

in speech at the korean militar zone. they referred to america as having a long alliance with north korea. the vice president blamed her confusion on the location as it's the first time she's ever been to a border. in an appearance, michael moore predicted a lien site in november, but he wasn't talking about the democrats chances, that's just what happens when h gets out of bed. families of victims of jeffrey dahmer are complaining about th new mary new series on netflix freight it was originally scheduled for the food network. what can they complain about? new york city's residents upset over the mayor's plans for migrant tent city. on the right side, at least

julie will have a place to pass out after happy hour. it's funny because it's true. we deal in india lived with her husband's corpse for 18 months angel was unaware he died doctors validated his claim cng was responding at the level of most married men. you try being married to women, why do you think they call it caps had the honor of playing james madison's 200 -year-old crystal flute during her washington, d.c. concert alread dynamic artist, she now also th pied piper of pot pies. i guess i'm happy it could have gone in a bad direction. the average person begins to worry about their vision at age 39 except for feel his wife he said blindness can't come soon

enough. they announced they had their seventh child this week, alec found out the hard way, he wasn't shooting blanks. i saw that one coming. the biden administration announced a new rule that would require airlines didn't travel sites to include all fees and ticket prices. this proposal is proposed by every major legitimate airline and also spirit air. finally, a study out of new mexico fundament with bigger ar perceived as more outgoing to which i'll add, how is it going my friend? thanks for joining us, let's do it again. i feel i'm ambivalent about that . how do you think i feel?

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