the migrants. they're just working widgets.ouj sous maybe they should just take them from the border and just plop them into the fields.? is that what she's saying? i unbelievable. well, i want to thank you for watching. this week we continue to pray for the safety and recovery of r all the people of florida and up and down the east coastii tonight. and remember, it is america noe and forever. gutfeld next week go right. so exciting. excit i'm soin excited. let me let me get my notes together.er oh., so many things.my happy friday, my friday, friends. but before i get to the monologue, i want to sendrrl our thoughts to those who arey currently suffering, not him. ce

i'm talking about people experience experiencing the wrath of hurricane ian , not hurricane gutfeld . the what a mess i've left behind. brian williams, john . oh, man. i am taunting karma. arni. i am i am. i've been fired many times.re you got brian williams, he got don lemon. you got james corden, samantha bee, and now trevor , i'd say seth meyers is next, but h i really like her work. >> she's a keeper. now, as for all of our friendssi down south, in all seriousness, dealing with the hurricane, our hearts are with you and especially with this guy. >> there he is . you know, if that doesn't reflect the spirit of america, when times get tough, i don't

know what does. we're with you, florida flag guy. wherever you ended up. all right. all right. so this week, former president trump suggested that he could lead a team to brokerun peace between ukraine and russia. yeah, someone finally mentioned peac e. he did it on his own app, truth social, where he wrote , quote,c us leadership should remain cool, calm and dry on the savatagoo calm,e of the d stream pipeline. this is a big event that should not entail a big solution. a do not make matters worse.ese sa be strategic, be smart, brilliant, it's got it inno parentheses. get a negotiated deal done. now, both sides need itand they and they want it.. the entire world is at stake. i will head up group three question marks after that. that means it' meas realns it'.h of course, being trump, he had r

to remind everybody that thisape war never would have happeneds c under his watch and we'll neveho if that's true w, of course. but we do know he can't do tha worse than his bumblingonly successor, who only strikes in preteen fear in preteens with pony tails. ck in >>on speaking of let's check in on him. okay, thank congress. thank you. thank you, mr. president . not the right way to go . they did find him three hours later. d hion an interstate clutchingte a teddy bear. rump now, this wasn't the first timee trump called for a peacete and negotiated peace between russia and ukraine in april. he said they should negotiate now, not later, when everyoneyow will be dead. ilexclamation points.d. and as you know, it's hard to talk to dead people as hard as biden tries. >> representative jackie , his

first jackie , they sure she was the . >> yeah, she was. that's normal. but despite having no diplomatic experience, trump understood a war's most lamentable variable duration. the longers most he goes, the w it gets in terms of loss of human life and loss of treasure. >> and so he said this.reside i really hopnte that you and president putin get together and can solve your problem. that would be a tremendousnsult achievement. >> look at >> if zilinskas face his fac hes not want to hear that. >> but that was three years ago, of course ago, no one wantd to take that seriously at the time because it's trump. so is this recent offer a crazy idea, a desperate idea or a brilliant one ? >> it could be all three , like when i shaved bill hemmer's back . i just left his initials could mean a lot of things. fact is , with trump, his

pension for deal making makes him a better diplomat than most. yolomat thu table the animositis bridgrudges in deals and you ask both parties what they want to get out of this. everyone needs an off ramp, wacluding putin, or else there isn't an end, just mountains of. dead. >> there's no food or gas and or one errant missile away from america. joining world war three with a president who has cabbage for brains. >> so what do you thinkuption the biggest obstacle to world peace really is ? is it corruption? or authoritarianism? >> maybe jesse watters, perhaps. >> but you're close with that. my guess it's ego. the subject i'm an expert in a subject i'm an expert in for its ego. that keeps people in power fromp listening to those other people that they can'let stand who can. help them, maybe because they aren't diplomats or they aren't in your party or they're donald trump. >> however, trump's providedhe d

the world with two huge successes, and it's the apprentice or his signature rib eye steaks, which are delicious signch are s. you still have my address, right? you can send them there. first. north korea without any diplomatic experience, trumphil obliterated the threat like they were hillary clinton's dreams. >> he was laughed at, but hes le did it. ace at >> and now what do we have in his place at the dmz? so the united states sharesz? a very important relationship, which is an alliance. but the republic of north korea and it is an alliance that. is strong and enduring. >> it is .h is there a twenty fifth amendment for the vice president ? all right. she would call it banana fufu, carrot top . then there's the abraham accords orchestrated by trump-l son in law, who again had no experience in diplomacy, although having trump as a father in law looks better than

anything on anthony lincoln's resume. anthonybut i'm starting to thik diplomacy is like cohosting fox and friends. >> anybody can do it. >> idiots like tony blinken and john kerry, they just make it look hard. but the trump administration brokered a deal between sworn enemie deal s. house, if t this were a democrat white house, the staff would have nobel prizes coming out of their , which is less painful than going in. i've heard. so now you have trump offering to help. i and i'm sure'm that drew the dismissive laughter from all that useless, nothing crass, but why should they be laughing? it's not any funnier than democrats believin anyg men coud get pregnant. >> dr. kumar, caget pregn biological men become pregnant and give birth so men can have pregnancies, especially transmen? sso are you saying that

a biological female who identifies as a man and therefore becomes pregnant is , quote, a man, somebodyrus a with a uterus may y have the capability of becoming pregnant, whether they're a woman or a man?e a >> that doesn't mean, okay, we're done. i have a feeling americaah, we'r is almost at the point of at lng, yeah, we're done. >> at least what trump is offering makes sense. and no wonder the dems don'tke like it. ithey never see that stuff rigo now. they have no way forward diplomatically. forwin ending a war that we are paying for . that is trump might be thebe only person to pull this one off, but perhaps with the help of another guy. yeah, that guy who also sawetwen the folly and picking sides between these two countries now coulthese ied you imagine this,s

team that feels exactly like a buddy cop movie, one unorthodox wild man, another by the book bureaucrats . it's like lethal weapon. 48 hours and laverne and shirley all rolled into one . that's a brilliant idea. but in order forat i this to happen, obama and others would have to lose their ego. it's the same thing i tellhen yo jesse watters when he keeps spray painting hispainti bald s >> our leaders should ask themselves, would i be okay with real peace if trump hadrol? a role? t if you say no, then that'ss you your ego talking and you value it more than human life, whichly sadly makes you another uselesse diplomat. >> let's go togo to joyjo behar comment. friday then.

yeah, i'm going to be milking that one for a while. >> l well. good night. yes, she wrote a children's book which is like jeffrey dahmer writing a cookbook. fox news anchor julie bhandari . he's written for snl and ellen and sometimes even comedy shows. tv writer and producer adamd pr yinzer. you may recognize him from trying to squeegee your windshield. oh, snow fox across america. jimmy fallon. and finally, she once told the little engine that could that it could. fox newsuldn't contributor khat . >> julie bo, by the way, speakingdo

of your book, how is it doing? it's doing great. yeah, it's about. yeah. sales really plummeted after i promoted it on this show. i thought i thought i drove droe a lot of traffic to it. oh, you did? yeah. because it's actually about building forts, right? not fart's. yeah. yeah. which i had to then clarify for like weeks. yeah. like so fiona has gas. yes. thank you though. so what do you think of my my my impossible dream. imcause it is an impossible dream. these two guys joining ups join together like superfriendsin to solve this amazing problem thatt apparently our leaders don't even want to solve except with billions of dollars. >> oh my god. wand. i know . whil first of all, i think the idea of trump going back intoe the white house while bidenbi is thereden would be classic. yes. so imagine the news conferences because he would holfreight nfem daily with updates. yes. and then and then bide , i don woul kd i mean, i don't know what he would do, but i just think it's interesting how the whole world criticizede world the presidenn

he actually met with pyongyang and the two of them united . and then you choose kamala harris to be the one who is supposed to be diplomatic and going over therete and telling us about our alliancelling ur with north. >> i mean, this administrations has screwed that up. yeah, she you know, i if i did that or if i saw myself doing that ago, xanax took too muchelg is just like there's n yo way i'm telling you i can a read that, you know, just as a as a medical expert, one of the medical experts here att fox, i will diagnose anything you want in my van jimmy shelter. you know what i noticed about buddy cop movies? n't like >> even if they don't like each. other, they always win. they do because they're the yin and yang or yen, sir. and together they they can work together because republicans and democrats can't work together. >> but maybe to just one each t

together. >> i really dor. think trump could drive the bus on this mission for he has to motivating forces here. ve one is if he gets sent overbi there, he can get the fbi to to give him his passports back , which is nice. the other is he doesn't want everybody to die because then the wind up voting democrat in the next election, which is a big problem righnext eleoblem.t but read me, jimmy , you stop'tj it. it's our mj on the atkins diet. yot but i really think the best point you made earlier is the fact to a lot of these people. world peace isn't as importantao as stopping the wrong guy from delivering it, remember? okay , one of the oldest jokes is about making peace inthe midd the middle east. the abraham accords did that.han and we're all just pretendingd it never happened because they can't make peace with the'm fact that he was the guy to deliver it, you know? bu , how can you not look this administration and think we need help? you know what i'm saying? ane who voted forli kamala owes sarah palin an apology for calling her dumb. cn

we just acknowledge that, okay,s because when you show up to the demilitarized zone, you'res there to express support for who ? south korea. imagine walking into yankee stadium, grabbing the mic and leading a let's go red sox chant. >> adam, don't you believe, me t me, that trump is our only hope in solving theseue issues? yes, he's an outsize thinker. he's absurd. he's , you know, another movie trope. it's the plan is so crazy. it just might work just like in stripes with a winnebago exactly like that. i like if they go over there in a winnebago, but it's a road trip. i think biden should accept trump's help on this. he should accept ity, on the economy. he's just going to set i on tatc on taking of crime.ld we can do like the sort of british model where joe biden is our old figurehead who livesd in a castle and we never talk to and trump is there making the policies. that's a great idea. that would be that would be a t' functional solution. and by the ways , that's the only thing that biden claims he could do, is pat people on the back and he can't tweet. he can barely move.

and then you have trump doing all the other trump just of all things, creating policy. yeah. which is what he's good at. amazingly, and i love your idea of him and obama teaming up together. but since trump offered to make the team, i think they should go along with it and just let him pick the rest of the team because i'm always just excited to see who trump will pick for these things. yeah, it's never politiciae thin b list. celebrity is an old reality tv. star like, oh, well, i'm going to go over to moscow with obama, the chamomile guy and flavor. flavor. yeah, fix this. it'll work. and it's like. yeah, and somehow it always worked when it was tragic because he had coolio on the list. yes. i know julio right on time. >> yeah. we'll still hear about coolioboc at pardon. press conference. yes, yes.ooo the bid yeah. biden will be calling out cool. yo yo. yes. where's julio. so kat, it is kind of incredible that this is the ukraine is an issue whererepubl the republicans and the democrats are on the same pageic ,which is billions and billions and billions of dollars. there's no billions there's almost noexcepo

dissent, maybe with the exception of a few people. right. right. well, they've done a really good job of if you dissent, you e people to die rather than you like wooten . we know you love putin rather ta than like, okay, we're sending all this money. this is still going on .right yo you have to have the costysis f benefiort analysis with everything, no matter what it is when it comes to this. i think trump should have taken it even further and been like, i could solve it in five minutes or something like because it's not like biden's going to let him do it. so he doesn't actually have to have a plan because they would never let any help from him, no matter what, because that's more important. s all theythat's all that they hao be like, oh, trump is a huge threat. that's all that they have, because everything else is not going so well. soat conside's allr like consids how it goes, because i know trump watches, trump calls obama. obama can not dodge that call.dn and then let's say trump calls him and goes, look, i have this plan. to you and i do thiges together.thr if i obama says no, then trump could say, i called obama.

yeah, i know. yeah, that would totally. hav yeah.dea and plus joe would have no idea. it never happened. eve yeah, exactly. i think i think we just solvedi ukraine because all trump hasto to do is call obama's. and if the obama say no, they look terrible. say so they're going to say yes and then they just tell biden to go , go back to delaware, sleep for a few days, hang out with hunter. >> i think the obamas wouldthe receive trump the same way they received venezuelan's in martha's vineyard. >> it's true. i think it's true.it's a i guess it's your call. >> your call? well, you know, i'm a dreamer. we must dream into the next segment. will biden curb committed carbon emissions by handing out cushy new positions by three hundred empire to three hundred

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it was the secretary of state who did it pointing. but in other words and, monica b will be a glorified diplomat for animals and plants. yes,e administration that lost afghanistan and days thinks it could it can negotiate with grizzly bears. >> hmm. wow. in related news that the whiteoe house has also launche dversit the chief diversity officers executive counciy utive l, ange liz warren by using the word chief, according to axios, the political website, not my greek yoga instructor, the council will help implement strategy for diversity, equity, inclusio divn or diedie. and accessibility across the federal government. anility itthe hardest part was a fancy way of saying don'ti hire white guys to, quote, go slap you. you are nations people took kiran out of the council chair. t

>> not something you sit on ,ort kat. a diverse workforce that holdsh tronge different experiences and perspectives makes us stronger and more equipped to resolveto any issues our communities face. yeah, so true.so as lon tg as that diversitycluds excludes parents, conservatives, libertarians nod anyone not to the left of joseph stalin. and once again and once again, me mention of competence or merit. those are two things thatri really stinkt., right, joe ? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. diversity, equity, inclusion. we've got to make that happen. and i'm the one to do it.brough i brought down cort n pop and i had to bring all the gangs together with the blacks, the hispanic, the asians, the indians. >> i calleics,d them all togeth, warriors'. yeah, i honestly can't i can'tlf

tell if if tom is becoming o more like joe biden or biden iso is becoming more like tom ., is' so adam.ut yeah. isn't it about time we had a diplomat for four plants and animals in case there mightw be a fight between a geraniueem and a baboon. it's way past time, i guess, you but i feel like in the interest of equity inin the not fightingu cultural appropriation, shouldn't only an animal be allowedrapropriat to be the t to animals like they should have hired, like one of those gorillas that knows sign11 language of tht ha, that parrotn identify matchbox cars or something? that's good point that this is awful. that's a great reason. to reject her. is it a nomination or she just get that she just gets i think >>ey just hand out. she was she was related tosomeby somebody. so she got the job. yeah.ot the j. that's got t tho off cat. you know, the government is handing out jobs to relatives. >> it just it me that the government is just so big. and if you don't think it's big, you have to look at the way that they're trying to make it bigger.

they're sitting around like, all right, plants don't have a diplomat. >> that's where you're going because everything else is already done. >> i want them to sit downe and get rid of stuff. ge yeah. mos get rid of like most of the agencies, which i know sounds crazy, but yeah, when is the last time anyone was excited to hear that you had to, like, do business with any of. yes. i never knew my license onlineei thatne dmv online. hour it took an hour. disaste oh, it's a disaster.ne because they gave me one night. >> oh yeah. that's the problem. don't know what they're doing.ts yeah d. no, that's great.will that's dangerous. totally. i'm gonna have to makeno inymot anonymous. callphone call on that tip line won't because it takes too lonyg . > i know,t takes too long.s yeah. jimmy , i guess you could say this is actually one job that joe actually can say he created. . othe right. all the other jobs are just jobs that cameth back after thi the pandemic. >> but thions one'ews new .

all the nepotism, does h how does he not give plant diversity to hunter, the guy who smoked more plants than anybod y? yes, but give back he's a mass murderer, then? yeah. yeah, it's he's been killing plants. did it. and braincells and as, or two here. r twi found him yet. but trust me, man, works his whole life. >> you know, it's so it's so embarrassing that we're still doing this thing where they're trying to get people who have the right look instead the right skills, you know whats i'm saying? because that's how we got intos. the mess. is you know what i'm saying? inflation's where itcr is .is we crime is where it is .re you know what i mean? people don't want to check boxes anymore. they just want a paycheck. you know, and i don't mean to sound like i'm running for office because i never passed the background check. but the point is , thibus is sto dumb. you know, we've sacrificed sacri competence for for, i guess,i intersectionality, i suppose, u

dumb. mug ng to figure out who you mugged to get these boots. >> yeah. to k get those, you know, what o i look like? this looks liks, e a boots. >> wee herman sang tequila in wee's big adventure. yeah, kind of a big, scary>> i and i feel good. t >> i think they they belong to like a teenage rave kid.age ravd maybe then, trust me, i feel guilty wearing on the last thing anyone wants to do is feel taller around, you know, thank you. the audience is on my side. it not.t, the all right. t truly a last woro d to you. >> what do you make of this? if you could be a diplomat, nobody would ever ask me toody represent them on any level. although now with this job,is i mean, nepotism in the white house is amazing. i'm surprised they still calli'u the white house. i'm surprised they haven't changed it to likerp the whited brown , black, yellow . yes, rainbow. yeah, the rainbow., but what i don't understand are is that they're tapping this woman. so another woman. so obviously they want to

identify that they recognize women. so congratulaty e ms.ons, w whithie house. but they also want to tap intot diversity when only , i believe. 38% of federal employees are actually people of color. y 2424% are actual executives. and then you've got stupidt agencies like she just went through. another one was the disinformation act, right. you know, catc, one with ormatin our lives. s >> let's a time.prea where is she, by the way? t i kind of miss her.ul >> you know, you could be you could be a diplomat, ambassador to booboozz if you could. yeah. if you could do inanimate. if you could do an ambassador done that for me before. before. yes. she's always there to greet you. absolutely. .yes funny. sh we waass on the original cora board. na boa yeahrd.>> i think they i think they should send mshe to the border there you why. nobody has. yeah, because i like tequila. yes. and i have three kids at bedtime. i could throw them into the border. their little run in the opposite direction. i mean it's better than what be they're doing now. they're absolutely nothing. i think your logic is impeccable. thank you.ing. impeccable that is a lie. up next, he was a perv with a

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great feats. >> welcome back. they offered him closure, but he chose indecent exposure. vice interview gets wrecked by a pervert's x rated text. >> so vice news released a piece hoping to shedligh a sympathetic light on how hard it is for sex offenders to reenter society, especially now that cnn is not hiring. but the reporter alice hines interviewed dudes like thised gy guy, a sheafs , a sheaf that's his name, who spent six years in prison for the assault ofl a a sleeping collegeul student. fuis is what he said about how he's changed and also what the future holds for him. >> we all lie in his world. we all got to make it happen. it ain't no stopping me. so i'm very confident, hopeful and confident. >> sweet until you keep kee watching after this interview,

she sent a picture of his to our producer. sorry, i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i just i love it when reality penetrates fantasy world. i didn't mean it that way.u you you sick puppies.. i did not mean that, but i bet that's that. but i bet that surprisedly deal everyone. but the people who actually deal with sex offenders.. the writer said vice actually had a difficult time decidingd he whether or not to include the topic in the segment. inperhaps because it doesn't fit the narrative. >> what watch? argue >>th you could argue that it's not relevant to the story of the injustice that she faced at the hands of the state. >> yeah, you could argue that if you're an idiot, he he's not the victim of the hands of the state. his victims are the victims of

vis hands. the chief said through a lawyer that he had sent that picture by accident, to which i say,t? you needed a lawyer to help you come up with that. his lawyer also added a sheep, please stop texting me. >> you wrote this segment. yeah, i did, yeah. did you also write the questions? i'm yeah. yeah, okay. i'm going to ask. i'm okay. i'm going to ask you a question and i'm assuming you wrote it. >> maybe he can live with you, huh. no, no. this sounds like me, right? >> he's got it all backwards.fo yeah.it he was like the l like when he was like the label of sex offender just leads to me being misunderstood. makeand i'm like, no, i think it helps you understand. yeah. because, you know, otherwise you'd be like, why did this man i interview send me a pic right after i interview them?rwards yeah. f you have the answer. all right. yes. he's a sex offender.

yeah.. he's a horrible, disgusting criminal. . >> yes. that too. yeah. you don't have to wonder k and then to admit like yeah. we don't know.are the and these are the same peoplee o who would be like a lot oft th these people who are pushing for this stuff would be like, oh, if you say mankind instead of people kind, you don't care about women, but they also defend people. we're going to assault go . this is vice is such a left that publication now or network or whatever it is that that's a that's the kind of stuff that they chased. they stopped it. thank god you didn't say. i know, adam.lly they yeah, but, you know, i feel like hopefully they learned their lesson not to make segments sympathetic to sex offenders, but i feel like he was being honest, just not the way they expected when he said, i'm very hopeful and confident because sending a stranger pick is one ofk is the most overly hopefult things and confident things you can y possibly do. yeah, you got to have a big go .

i will never understane dpsyc the psyche of guys that do that, especially like unsolicitey dod. mebody >> a even if someone ever asked me to send a pick, i would urge them to reconsider. really? are you sure? i've never heard of any one wanting that. i can confirm that he saysan that. yeah say, and he still asks all the time. julie, you really want to ask>>d the . i do. i'm afraid. y i'm afraid of what might come out of your mouth because i'm going to end up having to edit it all out. but what are your thoughts?ghtsf i'm just looking at thisre at i a fairfa and balanced way. greg, did he take it in portrait mode? wa taks zero point five ? oh, no. they left out a lot of facts.an yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. and i mean, listen, you're i wondering if it was tastefully done, right? exactly. >>s about what one percent of what yoyou saidnh that's going to end up in the show. >> and i'm debating whether just to leave one long beep.

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i was love splash. you guys like splash with johntj candy. ca, you know, like, it's funny because he was likeld the chubby kid would throw change on the girl's skirt so we could loosave mon say hk nowd just save money, say he's onem of them and go to the bathroom and watch them chang change. i u >>gh but i love the movie. i love that movie. i thought the original name solely was splash of because it landed in the water. >> ihat was great. i think that i think the the tom worst tom hanks movie is punch line. and like you, he played comic. >> hey, what do you think? >> that one julie, are you a fan of tom hanks? i mean, amy movies.he i loved him.id my favorite movie he did was kno buddies. i knoww no out of movie, but a w show. no, i liked big big. alike yeah. i really typical. >> well, i know it's just because it was like very oh all right. oh did i say something offensive. did you really want to have a convo about size. okay.

oh i like big because it was very realistic. i think most grown men are likg children. so it was very you know, i , it got me ready for dating when i got older because like, you know. yeah, i guess so. and the big boys. >> that's true. well, big. yeah. cat, you know, tom hanksdo you k is he's an actor. hanks is? i've never seen any of his movies. i'm sorry. tidn't have enough time to watch them all this morning. i think shll this e 100% i knowf them like there's the one, voere's the one where you like befriends the volleyball. yeah. he hangs out with thewith volleyball for so long that when he gets back home t one else your wife's banging someone else. yes. this happens a lot. t. happens a lot. yeah. there's the other one we like sits on a bench. she talks about chocolate. g yes, yeah, yeah,oing o yeah. i know it's going on . yeah. that was a weird movie too.e ist there's that, there's thatha prison romance movie. i don't know where it was. it i think it the wrong movie.n. >> i don't know what you're saying. a great my whole prison.

but i feel like you're thinkingk of my search history. well adam, have you ever met tom hanks in your hollywood days? i have never met him personally. he's bee>> i'vn on shows while i'm working there. but there's a strict no eye contact policy. yeah, i never had that problem. yeah. because i'm here and everybody . oh, yeah. you. so laughter hi. joke you laus. i never met him. i enjoy his movies. but he's one of those actors who i think is great. but i'm always aware tha butt i tom hanks the whole time. yes. i'm always like, oh no. tom hanks is stranded on aning island. oh, no. those pirates are attacking tom hanks. yeah. who's going to take care of his rapper? son now? you know tom hanks. yeah, the the most talentedente hanks is chet. hey, sonorities doesn'ha t who chet hanks is that hanks is tom hanks, his son who'sdibl incredibly hilarious. yeah, right. >>tanjhii he seems like somebody you would have dated. >> probably.

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