claiming to grow up in little puerto rico he was making no sense. >> new york sent not only a congresswoman, congresswoman in the congress but state troopers and emergency responders. i don't think you're going to stay the whole time, right? >> greg: i think jill needed to buy a vowel even at that point. i'm totally lost. i have no idea what he was saying. that's it for us tonight. gutfeld next. ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy monday. happy monday, everybody. hope you had a good weekend. calm down lady. well, it's a story that rocked the globe like a giant rock hitting a globe. or, in this case, two globes.

and, as usual, we're the only show that's covering this. yes, it's day 18 of the it happens up there we report down here. you're watching gazoomba gate, dan 2023, week three. >> greg: yep, it's week three. as you know, we've been on top of this story like biden's nose on a girl scout's freshly shampooed scalp. it's the story of the shop class teacher who's wearing super jumbo never existed in reality prosthetic breasts to class. it's great. in the unlikely event of a water emergency landing, your shop teacher can be used as a flotation device. but the story isn't so much about the monstrous melons but the school's reaction. they're still attempting to normalize the situation that is anything but normal.

here's a recap. according to the toronto sun, she, was once a he, began identifying as female last year and started wearing massive prosthetic breasts to class. but apparently only recently kids in the school started posting about her. the school is standing by her saying, of course, what's really at issue is her gender rights. is it all along troll or was it a mistake converting bra size from inches to metric. one thing for sure if there's a shop class that requires protective goggles, this is it. now there have been angry protests, upset parents and aroused and confused babies. and, of course, the usual woke school board that will defend anything if it fits their twisted view of the world, including those two mother of all coconuts under his or her sweater. but what's missing is the teacher's words. according to the toronto sun, a paper, kat, the teacher still

shows up to class every day. yet, i can't find a single interview with this person. maybe it's too difficult to get the mic within reaching distance of her face. but it's more evidence to me that this might be one big chain yanker. the school and the board, though, are still sticking with mindless blauther that they support gender rights even if they look as foolish as a woman doing push-ups >> a sexist would say! >> greg: just making sure. but it's like the old fable the emperor with no clothes except here it is a shop teacher with chest consist so big if they were states they would be worth 98 electoral votes. the school's game plan is to hope this scandal simply deflates and soon we'll all move on to something else, but i'm not. as a child, i was bottle fed so i'm extra intrigued about this. story's too big, too robust, too

ample and row leapt with us to ignore. i just want to bury my face in it. i'm going to milk it for all it's worth. yeah. fact is, obviously a person can do whatever they want with their appearance. even if it frightens small children. even if it confuses barbers. but still you've got to factor in time and place and age appropriateness. we put guardrails on everything. sure, dress like a macy's parade float, but on your own time. not at school where there's kids. because if you're okay with this, then why can't another teacher show up with a giant inflatable penis? and i don't mean brian kilmeade. but that's true, he's not inflatable. but how is that also not an exercise in gender rights? it's the same thing. so i return to the essential

question. is this real or not? here's another recap. >> an anonymous post from a message board, which is where i get all my facts, claims this person isn't transitioning but trolling. it reads in part, this dude is gaming the system. this teacher was almost fired for toxic mass cue linity last year as well as not embracing woke culture. he dropped red pills to his class such as how silly gender neutral bathrooms are. the school board hates him now he's upping the anti to expose the clown word the school created. who knows the teacher could be punking everyone. if so, i want this teacher to be my best friend. maybe, maybe my next president. one thing's for sure, whatever ticket you throw him or her on, it's going to tip over. but pranks like this exposes the profound uselessness of the educational system. this gag is a more accurate

assessment than a standardized test. fact is the administration would rather judge people who have an issue with the teacher than actually manage the teacher herself. if you're concerned, well, then you must be the problem. and the school implies that by creating a safety plan for the teacher. which should start by installing a safety guard on that table saw. honestly, i can hardly watch the deli guy slice my turkey breast. the last thing i want to see is this idiot accidentally slicing off his acrylic aeroelas. but according to the sun e-mails were sent to parents telling them police will make sure students will behavior when they protest. yes they might riot over big fake bleep bleach. what do we want? real [bleep]. when do we want them? now. hey, hey, ho, ho, your fake

boobs have got to go. i don't see anybody doing that. it's surreal the story keeps going on reflecting the sad fact common sense can no more diffuse situations. a supreme court justice can't define a woman. maybe they should show her a picture of the shop teacher. but that's where we are. educators can't even admit when they're being played by an impractical joker 0 a mentally ill male with a distorted view of what a woman is. rather than deal with the underlying truth they just cowardly murmur respect their rights. they could just ask the teacher to knock it off but unlike the teacher they have no balls. lastly, where are all the feminists? they can't all be trimming their mustaches at the same time. >> wow, yet another sexist would say. >> greg: i'm glad you caught that one. you would have been fired if you didn't. so how should a progressive woke woman take this story?

it's no compliment that for a male adopting the trans female life it's more about a costume that exage rates one of the more super official features of fennel anonymity. what if what constitutes a female is simply giant fake [bleep]. we don't think much of women then. it's all just dress-up. if i were a biological woman i would call it stolen valor, but really it's like stolen vag. believe me, that's going to stick. but the gender warriors never really have much to say on this stuff. they claim to be feminists until they find themselves up against men pretending to be women. they then suddenly lack testosterone. in the end it doesn't matter if the teacher is sincere or silly, it's the response that tells the story and it's as sad as it is hilarious. and you can bet that i'm glad i got that off my chest. and, yes, ladies, it's real.

>> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! this psychologist specializes in driving left why i was crazy, professor and host of the saad truth podcast gad saad >> she's so bubbly she'll give you hiccups, outnumbered cohost emily compagno. [cheers and applause] >> greg: his comedy shows are like a liquor cabinet, wooden and full of booze. writer and comedian joe devito. [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and for halloween, she plans on going as someone pleasant. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: gad welcome to the show i've been looking forward to this for many years, we talked about this. now you're finally allowed back in the country. >> dr. saad: indeed. thank you so much for invieding the professor and then ribbing

on canada. >> greg: commerciality i was going to do all segments on canada but there's not enough news in canada. you have one story. and then that's it. and then everybody goes to bed. >> dr. saad: exactly. you know, in 2017, both jordan pederson and i appeared in front of the senate to precisely warn against these kind of boundary positions, these kind of extreme situations and everybody laughed at us, they scoffed, they mocked but look what we have now. >> greg: what is your gut feeling on this? do you think this is -- it can only be two things, it's a long con or it's somebody who's mentally ill. because if it's actually trans they wouldn't go for the giant boobs. >> dr. saad: my first reaction was that it was real but now that i'm hearing the greater number of people saying it could be a troll, the reality is whether it's real or a troll it shows that they're not doing too well these days. >> greg: it shouldn't matter if it's true or false because the response is the laughable part.

>> dr. saad: exactly. >> greg: they don't know what they're -- instead emily they're so scared of offending i guess a select group of trans men with dddddddddd breasts. >> emily: what i love so much is we can't even put the full photo on air. we have to blur out part of her photo and that her mask is below her nose. >> greg: that's how you know it's a trolly. who said that the other day. drew said the mask is below the nose that's a sign it's a troll because wouldn't she put it above her nose? i exactly. we have to blurt out on air and yet this school system is subjecting kids to that. could you imagine? i would give anything for either a troll or a woman who identifies as a male just to roll up with a hindenburg just humongous cucumber every day sitting in front of the kids and then have canada be like, that's right, and we were going to have police protecting that teacher instead of the kids.

>> greg: yeah, i wonder what would happen if a woman did come in with a giant like -- i think the safe word would be cucumber, but a giant, you know, this is why i wasn't allowed to teach. >> emily: irritable. >> greg: because i have a huge -- >> kat: all right, we're good. >> greg: a huge love for cucumbers. i enjoy a good cucumber. it's cold and it's crunchy. >> dr. saad: delicious. >> greg: you can do a cucumber sandwich with cream cheese. >> joe: is this really the venue for this. >> greg: this is the third time we're doing the show we're doing it every week until we get to the bottom of this. nobody else is doing this, not date line or 60 minutes not outnumbered. >> joe: no. i'll say this, if there's ever a legit use of the pronounce they them, it would be this. okay. so this is either a teen-age boy's worst nightmare thinking,

oh, have you seen the new shop teacher has giant boobs. that's the old shop teacher. what happened here. here's what i don't understand. okay. in canada if you send five bucks to a trucker, they've got that tracked yet we still don't know if this is real or not. we're seeing the same photos and videos like this is big foot, a couple of blurry photos, a couple of blaster prints. so if it's not a troll, this person needs to see either a psychologist or a chiropractor. >> greg: yes. >> joe: and if this is what this person thinks a woman is, that this costume is about as feminist a woman's costume as norman baits wore, a shame that that's what you think a woman is this cartoonish thing. >> greg: but he was a sexy lady. >> dr. saad: he wouldn't hurt a fly. >> greg: wouldn't hurt a fly. interesting point that the little guy over there says kat. we sit here and we are talking about this, will we then be

blamed for making an unsafe environment for this teacher because we're curious when in fact the unsafe environment is the people allowing maybe somebody with a serious mental problem >> kat: i don't know, you might be. we talk about this so much and i can't believe it but i actually have had a new thought on it. >> greg: oh, good >> kat: yeah where it is a troll and everybody says it's so awesome. if it's a troll it really kind of sucks for this teacher. because the idea is okay, i'm not going to get fired so i'm going to put this massive [bleep] on and they'll fire me and i can gender discrimination. that didn't happen. the school is like good for you. so it didn't work. so this teacher every day, if it's a troll, looks at these giant [bleep] says i can't believe i have to put these on again. >> greg: you know what? [cheers and applause] >> greg: you're right.

this is a game of chicken >> kat: i mean, he must be exhausted. >> greg: you know what this is? this is a game of chicken. the school is actually trolling the troll >> kat: right. if it's a troll, the school is outtrolling the troll. >> greg: yes. this is amazing, it's like a cold war and you can tell because the nipples are really hard. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: all right. that's the great thing about breasts is there's so many directions you can go with the words. >> amazing. >> greg: i don't know. yes, i'm going to shut up now but we're going to do this story every week until the midterms at least. up next, should kamala be dropped because she's repeatedly flopped. at progressive, if you want to protect the homes and autos of those who bundle, you must become a true master.

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>> greg: even a hurricane's embarrassed by vice-president harris. once again she fell on her face

because she made it about race. it was a weekend of harsh damaging wind but that's what you get whenever kamala is at the microphone. while speaking at the dnc's women's leadership forum the vp managed to take something that should have been unifying, a national emergency called a hurricane, and of course made it about race. so cam who should be first in line for disaster aid? >> it is our lowest income communities and our communities of color that are most impacted by these extreme conditions. we have to address this in a way that is about giving resources based on equity, understanding that we fight for equality but we also need to fight for equity, understanding not everyone starts off at the same place. >> greg: sorry to all the florida white guys. good luck with your flooded living room. i'm surprised she didn't add, good thing white people are better at swimming. she's a bigot. but, hey, at least kamala's

great at listing her accomplishments. >> in your two years as vice-president, and many years of holding office in california, what are the major changes that you have seen? >> a lot over the years. there's so much work to do. we should applaud the work at least we've seen results in progress. >> greg: beautiful. beautiful. so what do you do about a veep who puts the her in disaster. bill march said she has to go suggesting bump her from the ticket in 2024. >> once you have that real estate and wake up in the white house and your office is the oval i just don't think you give it up. take the nomination away from the president, a sitting president, and what i could see is replacing the vice-president.

[cheers and applause] >> because, yeah, she's not very popular anywhere. and didn't seem to work out. >> greg: wow. his audience applauded. it's a great idea if you're biden. remember when abe lincoln got rid of hannibal hamlin in 18 64. although unlike lincoln joe came into the office with brain damage. but joe said he made history by having the first black woman as vp and now he can also be the first to fire one. [cheers and applause] >> greg: of course, of course like his son, joe's not above using a woman and then asking her to leave. [laughter] >> greg: emily, disgusting. but maybe instead of pushing kamala out the door the answer is even simpler. maybe she just needs more bongos. >> have described rightly that

it is our lowest income communities and our communities of color that are most impacted by these extreme conditions, and impacted by issues that are not of their own making. so we -- >> women. >> absolutely. >> greg: always makes it better. you notice now pushing out the word equality and replacing it with equity which is basically top down equality instead of boosting people up. it's kind of scary. what did you make of this? >> dr. saad: i should feel i'm not feeling targeted again about canada because kamala harris grew up in montreal. my high school played against her high school, we're roughly the same age. i missed the penalty shot when she was there. i blame her for it. but honestly, let me mention, why i comment about diversity

inclusion and equity. i said this about trudeau but i'm now go to your as you were it for her. if you think my 30 years as a professor add up all the students i have, rank the dumbest students i ever had, that person would be about a hundred times smarter than this lady. >> whoa! [cheers and applause] >> dr. saad: regarding diversity inclusion and equity, it's not just in these types of context, at the university everything is netted out based on diversity inclusion and equity. you get a professorship based on immutable trades. grants based on it. it's what made the west great individual dignity and now we're losing it one inch at a time. >> greg: science is supposed to be independent of that joe but instead it's not. what say you funny guy? >> joe: i think when biden said his vice-president, he said she has to be a bomb and she has to be black and he should have said

and a third thing, there should also be a third thing that she needs because there's no way he's going to be able to kick her to the curb. and imagine how she feels with people looking at her and saying, you know what? we think this guy's got a better shot than you and he can't get off the stage without a crew of people coming to handle him and move him around. it's, it's really -- the idea that he would be reaching out to marginalized communities. the only marginalized communities he reaches out to is the deceased. and even dead people say, we see joe biden. >> greg: yes. he's obviously in the pocket of big ouigi boards. >> joe: what i do not like is the word equity, it does not mean me. we were hit by a hurricane it's easy to figure out who needs help and just to say no it's going to be this group is an

unconscionable act. >> greg: what do you think kat? >> kat: i think this is the worst she's ever looked because talking about this is the easiest political lay-up of all time. nobody is pro hurricane so how did she still manage to puss people off when she was talking about it? [cheers and applause] >> kat: it's not a contentious issue. she's such a bad politician. this should have been the one thing where she should have done okay and nope. >> greg: she blew it. i think the basketball term was it was a lay-up, young lady. yeah, i played sports >> kat: i actually wrote that down. >> greg: oh, did you? >> kat: that was what i chose because i'm a sports gal myself. >> greg: yes, yes. emily, the sports gal has something, this should be a unifying event and she was able to take something that every american puts aside their team sport politics and work together and she said, nah, black and

white. women in minorities hit hardest. >> emily: she's like the worst kind of doll possible where you pull the string and there's three sentences she says and they're all unconstitutional. not just unconscionable literally uncon stashable. [bleep] straight up racist. to your point yes all americans care about all americans. we care about americans in distress and for her to come out of left field at the time people lost everything and lost family members and our vice-president knee jerks this talking points that she thinks will win her votes because she is the worst kind of elite democrat liberal which is you will listen to what i say, you will vote a certain way, you should think a certain way because of your skin color and then therefore you should vote a certain way. she keeps ramming it down their throats. i think there will be a reckoning, a hundred percent, and the fact we've already started to lose the late night talk show host, the other ones, i think it's a big indicator.

>> greg: interesting. put that in there. [cheers and applause] >> greg: she'll be invited back. up next, did the strategy to slow covid's transmission hurt young people's disposition? ♪ shield ...and recalibrate your safety system. >> customer: and they recycled my old glass. >> tech: don't wait. schedule today. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪

>> greg: what did lock downs bring to the table besides making people unstable? research at florida state university, they have universities there now, congratulations florida. they found that the edicts from fauci made everyone grouchy. lockdowns deprived us of crucial human contact. or in joe devito's case nothing changed >> in february 2020 psychologists asked participants between the age of 18 and 109, that's an age range, they were in florida, after all. they asked them questions

related to the five personality traits and then later the participants were to gauge how their personality has changed overtime. meanwhile the 109 year old said how am i still alive. they compared pre pandemic responses to the ones they gave in 2021 and this year and discovered people became more intervoted lets conversal less open less agreeable and less congresses jennings us. they were less stable to begin with. seriously you would not believe how hard it is to get them into my van. but anyway, i'll quote some expert strikingly younger adults showed disrupted mature think in that they increased their newer on schism appear declined in agreeableness. this can bend trajectory of personality especially in younger adults. they blame the fact that young people were supposed to be out

forming relationships and not remaining in hiding. instead it's the same lesson the myans had learned which is sacrificing virgins doesn't help. maybe the lockdowns isn't all bad forming relationships is how we ended up with monkeypox. >> whoa! >> greg:. >> greg: and we shouldn't just pick on young people here. look at what the lockdowns did to joy behar. [laughter] >> greg: so, okay, i have a theory, kat. would you like to hear my theory? >> kat: i don't have a choice. >> greg: no, you don't. that's right. i think we learned in the pandemic the value of being watched and judged. when you remove that variable, right, you reduce the number of people around you, on a personal level, your hygiene goes, your physical appearance goes, and then in a public level you have something like midtown, right? you have public deckdation your

nation speeding traffic accidents. you need to have other people around you to kind of like define your actual self. is that mind blowing? >> kat: no, i think it makes sense. >> greg: oh, okay. >> kat: yeah, but it depends. i don't know how it affects personalities. i think mine's pretty much been the same. just still a delight, always have. >> greg: yes, people love you >> kat: they do >> woo! >> kat: whoa >> greg: stop it you're only encouraging destructive behave >> kat: i love that inject that into my veins. it's so funny. i think that it wasn't ever normal for us to be spending all of our time alone. i think if you're a young person especially that could affect a person. but i'm not as young as i look. >> greg: that is true. joe you didn't notice any difference because you were alone before the pandemic,

during, and after. [laughter] >> greg: it could very well be you're alone right now and this is a fantasy. you might be lying in bed right now. this show doesn't exist. >> joe: i found my depression lifted during the pandemic. it lifted for me and spread out over the rest of the planet like a dark cloud. so to hear people say like i'm afraid of the future and i'm obsessed with death i'm like, well, you're a little late to my party there, friend. >> greg: emily, you're very pepe. you're very sparkly. what's the word, bubbly. did any of your bubbliness decline? people were hoping that it would. >> emily: no, of course not. i remain unchanged. >> greg: yes. >> emily: what i thought was so interesting about this is that they said that it disrupted maturity and take to me is the whole point that what helps you evolve and grow is the social order, right? it's you being an idiot so your

friend is like stop being an idiot. when you are alone in your room alone with the internet you're free to be a toll leap bleep. that's what we are he seeing on line. and now people go on the streets and be a total violent [bleep]. and because of the democrat cities and defund the cops then people got away with that also. it's interesting what it said individually it was pretty minimal, a minimal effect but it was just collectively that these things were noticed. so to your point, the collective stress i think is where it's evident and they say it's going to lead to mental and physical issues. but i that i that's more apparent in the fear, especially the fear of covid that was stoked by the media and our government that thrived off of people's panic and fear to exert more control, and then people don't go to the hospital and they didn't get their wellness checks and so they're dying off with the other stuff. now i'm sounding like you. >> greg: yeah, that was really depressing. professor. >> emily: sorry >> greg: do you buy this data at all? do you think it's true and did

you change? >> dr. saad: it wasn't my personality that changed, it's this ridiculous svelt body you have. >> greg: people don't realize you weighed five hundred pounds. >> dr. saad: no, i didn't. but i lost weight i decided to use the lockdowns to have a silver lining, i stopped eating a lot started training and lost over 80 pounds. >> wow. >> amazing. >> emily: you look fantastic. >> dr. saad: thank you. in terms of personality traits there are several theories when it comes to personalities, one is that our personality are set in stone by the age of four and never change. one that says we have no personality set in stone and always changes depending on the situation and this one says it's in the middle. we have a certain level but because of the situation we can become or or less extroverted. this is an okay study but i don't think these will last.

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>> greg: a robot from tesla debuts like a hot mesla. the latest from our robot rulers walks like it had too many wine coolers. former boyfriend of grimes, elon musk, showed off a prototype for the human robot optimus during ai day friday. some were underwhelmed by the invention. one ai researcher called it a scam that was next level rink worthy and will be falling a lot. in other words leak brian kilmeade at karaoke night. but i wonder if optimist is designed to be an extremely

capable robot. >> designed to be an extremely capable robot but made in very high volume ultimately millions of units and it is expected to cost much less than a car. >> greg: musk insisted that optimists will be incredible within 5-10 years and eventually able to take factory jobs that humans didn't want like, for example, making more optimus robots. and there's no way that back fires. he added the main issue with optimus is that it didn't have a brain and couldn't problem solve on its own which already qualifies him to occupy the white house. that was such an easy joke i feel dirty inside. emily, these are going to be -- what do you make of this? i think elon musk is on to something, we're all going to have robots he's just the first to make it. >> emily: he talked about the original mission was to accelerate to sustainable energy and then in acknowledging, everyone was like how does this go to that mission. he's like yeah, i don't know,

you're right. it actually goes towards making the future awesome. he's just having a blast. >> greg: go ahead. were you going to swear? >> kat: i hit my limit. there's no left. >> greg: i'm cutting you off. >> emily: fine. >> greg: on your swear words. so dr. saad, how long before we have a civil rights movements for bots. once you built a row bot then it anticipates things then there's planning involved and if you can plan you can feel disappointment and then you have a centene being. all of a sudden we're going to create a next kind of human that we're going to be responsible for. >> dr. saad: i think we're very far from that. in the 1980s when i first started artificial intelligence it was supposed to be an incredible opportunity and the reality ai works well for a very structured problem. how to maximize search when you're playing chess. how to get the next best move. but to try to mimic actual human

intelligence and emotions, we're still very far off so i don't think you have to worry about robots becoming sentient beings anytime soon. >> greg: what about non-sentient thinking. >> dr. saad: meaning? [laughter] >> kat: i'm really glad you asked. >> greg: think, what if professor what if you were limited in your thinking about thinking. what if thinking could be non-conscious, right? and that could be a robert not thinking but doing something and then, you know, and maybe the thing is just chopping. >> dr. saad: so very structured problems, ai solves well. there's something calling the touring test. the touring test is where, for example if i'm interacting with someone i don't know if it's a psychiatrist or a computer. if it can fool me it passes the test. well for more nuanced interactions we're still far off on being able to mimic human

behavior >> greg: i know what joe's thinking. how long before i can have sex with the robot. because again you have no human contact. >> joe: what you know greg? clamp on a pair of those giant breasts and i'm listening [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah, little robot with a mini microwave for your hot pocket. >> joe: it's nice. >> greg: open up, eat it. >> joe: all your needs met at once. >> greg: lap dance and a salad. what does that mean. >> thegs are these robots going to take all our jobs and i have lost all my previous jobs to robots. i have. i used to be a rum ba. >> greg: i love rum bas. >> joe: they're great. >> greg: it's really strange, kat, like even with a rum ba when you have it in your apartment it feels like it's a little pet moving around. so we have this weird ability to like transmit these, what do you

call it -- thank you young lady. i'm surprised you didn't use the word [bleep]. [laughter]. >> greg: what do you think? >> kat: i think you've never had a pet. >> greg: i had two pets >> kat: it's not the same >> greg: it was a masseuse but i treated him leak a pavement rip andre >> kat: i don't feel making a robot would be that hard. yeah, like i couldn't do it but yeah if that's what you do, i don't know. it has a nice thigh gap but other than that -- [laughter] >> greg: you know, that's a big deal >> kat: that's i big thigh gab. >> greg: that's the new abs remember the -- >> kat: that little tiny waist is so unrealistic. i don't like the way this robot's making me feel about my

body. >> greg: there's a possibility i'm not sentient and this is all fake >> dr. saad: based on these interactions, i'm in a simulation. >> greg: i set you up. bastard. up next would it ruin your dog's walk if he knew how to talk.

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>> a story in five words. ♪ >> greg: a story in five words. people want to talk to pets. all right, gad a new poll found four in five americans believe if animals could talk dogs would be the first to do so. is this a stupid poll? >> dr. saad: actually i have played that game where i kind of fantasize if i come home and see my dogs talking to each other so i've actually done this. what i want to say is a slightly different thing. there's a great study that shows that people tend to choose dogs that look like them and it actually has been verified cross cultures. now belgium shepherds are very regal, aeries towcratic, does it surprise you we have that. >> greg: i see where this is go. kat they said if they could talk

they would insult people. your dog and your cat >> kat: the cat mostly. at first i was like who are these people who don't want to talk to pets, these are sick people. and then i realized that means they could talk to other people and in 12 years he's seen things. >> greg: yes. >> kat: a lot. a lot of things. >> greg: there's some things he doesn't even have words for >> kat: yeah, i don't know him well enough to know whether he'd be a snitch or not. >> greg: but i think emily i wouldn't want -- that's just more pressure. you have a pet so you don't have to talk to it. >> emily: you don't talk to your pets? >> greg: i have a gold fish, abe . i stare at him >> kat: you never talked to your gold fish? >> greg: he's on my desk. that's all i have. >> emily: i love half are afraid

they would insult someone share their secrets. we know labs have a vocabulary of 30 plus words, those maps over tik toks where animals like bone or outside or whatever, and i love that, you're right, i look just like a doberman especially right now all black and and the with a long -- just musing out loud tonight i guess. >> greg: joe, obviously having no human interaction, you do talk to animals. >> joe: ii do. >> greg: what's that doctor. >> joe: dr. do little. what do people need to hear dogs say? once you figure out who is a good boy you've said what we need to say. i think cats, because they act like in a hotel where service isn't as good as it used to be. they'll give you feedback you can work with and improve yourself. >> greg: that's true. that's true. i don't want to hear anything from any animals. i don't even like listening to

humans. seriously. i'm looking at you emily, your filthy truck driver mouth of yours. she's the reason why our editors have to stay until midnight. don't go away, we'll be right back. oh, davante adams! what's up, man? we need to talk about that lucky jersey. haven't washed it in years. multiple years? i don't see any stains. it's lucky. - it's dirty. - lucky. - dirty. - lucky. - dirty. - dirty. - lucky. - ha! maybe lucky? no. dirty. you know what to do. good luck out there! bro, no. listen.

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>> greg: we are out of time. thanks to our studio audience. "fox news @ night" with dreamy trace gallagher is next. i am greg gutfeld. i love you, america. >> trace: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night." i am trace gallagher in washington. breaking tonight, mother walked back from the white house press department following some eyebrow-raising comments from vice president kamala harris whe she seemed to suggest federal aid to hurricane victims should be distributed based on race. president biden has been hailing a reduction in