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tonight we have kennedy, kagin, minkow, haggen and jimmy garoppolo. you're a long way from. okay, okay. i hope you had a good week. i did.i and no thanks to howard stern,eo drew. the new york posest reported tht stern hit a chic restaurant in nyc with a crew of a listers include putting jimmy kimmel, jennifer aniston, jon hamm,m, justin thoreau, jason bateman, i was not invited, i guess, because my first name doesn't begin with the letter j. >> did you notice that?gs to but it's okay. i had other things to do that evening. thank you for being great. traveled down the road back again. >> but imagine the conversation
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with that crew. so how's your health?heal six packs is ttho boosters and n and i only got covid fouri only times. oh yeah, i did got a tripl ce pu packs and an iv booster trip. >> plus i gave dr. fauci a reach around. nd he was like, come on , jimmy , don't worry about your sofa.t yr >> i'm not a super spreader. but the dinner isn't the story . later on his radio show, quote, i really had an exhausting weekend emotionally, fi in two years.s i i ventured out of the house. >> now, maybe he's exaggerating . we all do that.l and in fact, the more successful you get in media, the more exhausting the easiest things become. this is true. gs become.. i guess that explains khil needs boundless energy. il it's real stuff i did twenty years ago, like hailing l
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ika cab or buying my own lunch r shaving my back. i have other people do that now.t so again, a big thanks to trevor noah for helping me with the little day to day stuff. >> well, he's your best friend. is he calling you up and saying hello? hells how stern canbs call snacking with celebs at exu a fancy restaurant. exhaustingstin, exhausting. like he finished the overnightfi shift inshed coal mine or hearig cat talk about her pets. >> yeah, spare. . but i get it.when life is tough, especially when you've been cut off from the world for two years in a twenty million dollar beach house. you how tiring it is walking allhe o the way from the wine cellar to the tennis court and back . do i sound jealous?nd jealo usyes, because who wouldn't be ? but don't get me wrong, i'm doing just fine. he may have his own privatee beach, but i got soap on a ropee
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. comes ingot handy whecon you gt company. >> and like howard for a spell, i retreated to a cabin in lockd. the woods during the lockdown's. not for long, but i dinot for lo feed those teens in the root cellar.the root cellar. they grow up so fast they grow up so fast, rightopes through the ropes. but stern being holed up in hisi house that long, that explainsky a lot of things like how youhe forget how other people live, especially in hard times, likefo a pandemic for the longest time, two years. in fact,t the same time stearna been awol. i wondered where he went, not physically, but mentally.ntally. >> i bet you did, too. remember, he screeds about covid. they were epic and angry and not to mention wrong. . when are we going to stop putting up with the idiots in this country? h the id and just say, you know, it's mandatory to get vaccinateds their freedom. >> i want my freedom to live. sn and this guy makesadia anthony fauci sound like a canadian trucker. n trbut, you know, maybe you shd
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follow his next vaccine with a shot of valium. shot but it'sof weird v he went from ridiculing the man to becoming him. no becomin, longer embracing res he french kisses, regulation. ev he went from mocking a radio executive who was a rigid by a book, a hole that he named pig vomit to being pig vomitmself. himself. >> he went from howard stern tog howard hughehes and lots and los of connection to humanity. >> he went from hanging out with this to hanging out with this. you know, it's hard to say who's had more plastic surgery . so howartod went fro fm getting people to songs out of there.to but to commiserating with theouh super wealthy about the evils of trump, who was a guest on howard's show many times. but i get it now. he's got new friends and they fi bring new views. it's celebrity pee r pressure.
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but the fact that he hasn'tuse n left his house in two years t means that his views are b.s. he was in a happy, self-imposeda lockdown with everything the mansion on the beach, limitless options for food and entertainment. that's nots fo real life. that's a two year all inclusiven vacation at sandals royalot r barbadosea yea, which is impossa for everyone else. which in lockdown, including especially his listeners. ,especial he was doing his shom home. i'm sure you could work from cou home, too. ld worhomeoowell, unless you'rek driver or a plumber or an electrician, your, the peoplelin who listen to stern on their t to w the folks who make two years seclusions possible. it's a point i made twe early on about the media who tell you how to live because they don'tdl feel the burdens t of their own suggestions, lecturing people on the science as we arewe sitting in our isolated boxe ars isn't really correct. i mean, what message are we sending by being separate righte now? i think it's time tostudio retuo the studio. >> there we go .
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and start seeing each other. >> god , he's gorgeous. i guess i could sleep with him and i do alone. i fact is , stern had no skin in th the game because he left the game entirely. he didn't feel the loneliness, the social suffocationidn't fe, the alienation, not to mention flying across the country your face, those elastic waistband those elastic wais to make my face itch. b to be honest, though, that's a good strategy on stern's part in a pandemic. keep the filthy peasants away f from your castle. but not everyoneur can do it. nd >> in fact, nobody can do it except for the king would say, oh, welcome .s welcom tonight's guest. he's the kind of guy who puts razor blades in his ownwester halloween candy. western razor .comn ownerlo david gelo disparage the south
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and smack in the mouth. fox business anchor dogood mcdowd. she's one kennedy who won't leave you dead in the water. oh, it's kennedy on fox business. kennedy and like your favoriteou book from the library, she's already checked out fox news contributor cat tim contri so, david , you're a successful humorist. the proof being that you succeso start a razor business. that's the thing i dthat'so when i reach success. started a business out of my garage. >> yeah, that's correct. greg, thank you. i appreciate it. >> huh. it's so fulfilling to be in
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the consumer goods space . >> oh, now and in order to manue manufacture in america, western razor .com is very nice. yes. and i already tharman dominated comedy. let's do it with the with the be health and beauty products. there you go .du cts.and what you're actually mai something for once that peoplem. want. and i think that's important im you do. i always hate that argument ste like would happened to the old stern or what people have. changed. out. that's not what this is about. it's a weird disconnect about it hasn't changed. have be no, these people have beenen calling him insane. now >> yeah. that just used to be this guy'sr nuts and now they're like, oh, we're worried about howard. >> he needs help me. but i tell you, though, i'm i'm a little sympathetic becauses what you said is correct.i buam at i'm alsols a germophobi. yeah. and , you know, i just have
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a smaller apartment. >> yesi .had to g i got i had to go out. you're basically a recluse, but not by choice. yeah. but, yout. know, it' s like how can you live inhe new york and not be disgusted all the time? yoy like wiping his but on the subway and i'm supposed to be considered neurotic to be, wo to touch anything. well, to be fair t, jesse watte, doesn't have a private bathroomd . you're right. you're right. i mean, i'm disgusted. i think i'm disgusted.in 80% of the time that i'm in yor new york city. so. maybe you've changed my mind, but i think you're still wrong. >> i was i will say this again. i like i thank god for howardkem stern because he he does make me feel normal by comparison. mparisonbecause i'm like the foe recluse. i don't do anything. i don't go anywhere.dson but he makes me look like pete davidson. i know. . >> yeah. he's a german like his wife. rescues cats. that's her job.ntly. apparently her thing. but you can get toxoplasmosis. that's true. crypto spreading aids.
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>> and i know you can't, but you can't get . but you can get i mean, what are the chances i get thati again, likgee like a lot of diarrhea related, like giardia and ringworm. yats yeah. i don't get why such a great name for a lead singer. i , i got it from stream water once. it was atrocious. but stream water, that's what they called it. >> just when a guy standingding over you in a club that is not stream water that that pays really well. don't knock it until you try. to there. i paid my rent that night. grig. i don't know how your germophobia and live inople lik new york city. have bar who have barely left their apartmenir t except to smoken on the street for the last two and a half years. and you can see them because when you're walking toward them, they always do thi s. yeah, yeah, yeah. and they look at you like you're some sort of giant
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walking, contagious tumor.ki song her e is how you ensure thattheir ap they stay in their apartment forever. yo u cough or sneeze, you do it knows pick or you do the one two punch, which is this and this come out of be in that on "special report". kenned y you look marvelous, greg. >> they have a sale atspencer's spenser's gifts. >> i yeah, i only say thathave t because it's true. you can't help this. i have a theory when life is so good, you you become more andng. more terrified of losing it. i think it's about a profound fear of death which increasesh r with his wealth and prestigeea. it's like he doesn't think it's ever going to get any better than being herettee. h yes, but to your point, howardys
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has always been this way, like he's always been he he made hisi career on neurosis. bee you know, he's been very honesto about going to analysis, not therapy like five days a week analysis. he's always been unhinged and n and nuts and obsessed with . and he was like that. one >> that's so weird that it takes one to know one your entire monologue on howard stern. but i'm just fascinated with the digest's of system is how are you got it. it? yeah, it's just the very end ofs the system, huh. >> that's where all the action is . you know, that's is i'm sitting down.m sitting thank you for that.. i have to say that i got into broadcasting because of howard. i was an intern atan a radio station when he came on the air in los angeles in 1991. tartingt and i they would simulcast starting at 3:00 in the morning, which was 6:00 in the morning. new york . and i would stay up until 6:00 e in the morning to listen tore t
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the three hours of hisev show, because before that everything morng zoo. right?this i and i was like, this is what brt broadcasters are capable of. and he inspired me so deeply.i i wanted to get on the air.. i wanted to get into radio. and he had me on a show very at. early on at mtv and hed me a humiliated me. and it was one the greatestys o days of my life.my >> oh, wow. so i love and i'll always haveft a soft spot had basically about if you if you work from home in a really nice place, you shouldo probably not be lecturing how other people should spenpeod their pandemic. >> is that kind of. yes. good. you took seven minutes to say that. oh, no, i think it is .true i think it is . i think that's true.i i don't think i think it's still kind of sad, though. because he's just there and like, he basically kidnaped himself. right? like, he like he he did. he people are saying they want to go see him. like jimmy kimmel said, i take to test him to try to be able
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to come inside because there's no distancin insideg capable int giant compound. yeah, i think it's really sad. o i guess that'sun what i thought until i found out it was fullcas of cats. okay, but we're buryinge are buy the lead. what jennifeing the ler did in n throw were at the same dinnert h together. noe same, i hope not. the only one who believes in beli oh, we'll get to that in the d block. yeah. all right. quickly, before we go , i'll be in sugar land, and that ain't no euphemism. sugar land, texas on november 19th with special guest tom salu. >> somebody else. hey, khatib, go to gutfeld .com tickets. up next, kanye explains while people scatter when he says white lives matter by 305 empire to 300 hundredou need
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because he thinks for himself. n it was amazing watching tucker shake the nest with legendary rapper kanye west.true true. last night, kanye gave l a widaw ranging interview on america's musiamerc and urban issues. >> they discussed kim an in the media and gift ideas. for my fortieth birthday. here's a hint. leopard print. but i wonder what is so calledae friends slash handlers around him told him if he said he liked trump. >> my my so-called friends slash handlers around me told me, like, if i said that i likem trump, that my career will bee r over a, that my life will bethey over. they say stuff like people get for wearing a hat like t that. they threaten my life. they put my life.eate they said that i will be killed for wearing the hat i had someone call me lastnybody
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night and said, anybody wearing a white lives matter sure is going to be green lit. and that means that they'rer it. going to beat them up if they wear it. i'm like, okay, green light me much fun fact. that was geraldo, but it'ss i true.ldo, but it'ss i i think of all the beatingsumbere i took for wearing a bathrobe on outnumbered. true. i should have closed it. that couch. thank you.r butot what's why the answer to y you wrote white lives matter on a shirt? >> answer to why i wrote white lives matter on a shirt is because they do the obvious thing. why do you think that that why d would be considered controversial? >> because the same people that have stripped us ofabeled u our identity and labeled us as a as a color havs e told us what it means to be black. we are
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>> and the vernacular that we're supposed to have makes sense to t me, especially afterr i looked up vernacular. a batt >> sorry, we had a battle with the media. we are in a battle with the media like the majority, dless n the and the jokes are network and this whole like, oh yes, crazy. and all these things,medi they don't work because the media has you. they've also watched travesties happen just even specifically to me and just watch it and act like it wasn't happening. cr credit. ng he's catching flack for eventaln talking to tucker, but maybe his critics realize fox news prefers conversations overl reae fox news prefers c pandering any day. me, i like this new trend and i'm really looking forward to laura ingraham's hip-hopra ingraham >> i it's going to be every friday night at midnight candy
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,please don't tell tracy gallagher that. >> p, dreamy.ace gall trace gallagher, whaagt did youd think of the interview? thinki thought it was great.s a and i have alwayt.s appreciated about him how he pushesries the boundaries. i know that you're a fan ff punk punk rock from way, way back . a and that's that's what punk rock is really supposed to be . truth to power, calling things kany out. and kanye west does thatwest d y a way that is completely opposite of the groupthink thatd he is held hostage to.. and i think that he's really smart. he knows exactly what he's doing when he says something that doesn't politically align with progressive left, theny they they try and paint him as being mentally unstable. l you know, it's like, oh, well,e let's pray for kanye because he's got a mental well,lness. clearly, you know, this is someone who is thought veryo deeply about his arthas and his opinions and he expresses everything so so clearly. and the fact that he's making people mad means that as an
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artist, he is doing his job. he just happens to believe what he said. he's not just provoking reaction. reaction is , but he's provokinh reaction because he means what y >> yeah. ia wa and , kat, in a way,io the reaction that he provokes is precisely the point poine this is so dangerous, they're kl going to they're going to try m. to kill me or they're going to threaten me. almos and when that happens, it almost becomes like performance art. yeah, i thought it was great that you brought up that peoples are just mad that he was evenat talking towa her. yeah, it wouldn't matter what he said. people already mad , alwaysn fo going on fox news. t watch it don't watch it because fox news, everybody, there's evil,ae is evil, people. ok tha >> and it took that personally. like i people. do you ever met anybody from fox? there's a lot of people who are also yeah.ting and also what's interestingsa is if he let's sayy he he would have gone up there and said nothing remotely controversial, he would have saidversial. ever i said before was wrong.wa i i'm so sorry.rry. i'm disgusted with everythingpe
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i've said and done.ople >> people would have still beenw like you, still. you. yeah, yeah, yeah. talk it's i don'tab get when you talk them how they can call themselves that. they make it impossible for anyy progress make or moving forwarl making a single mistake or evenr not even a mistake. a single not disagreement with m ever. e >> yeah. supposed to progress was supposed to be a color blind society. be aand now they change that.w c noanw it can't be color blind. c they're going backwards. y this now you have to like, say this is your color. people are now putting putting their race on their resumesresue now, dagon, which is crazy. >> i think we're living ing a weird and very special intellectual renaissance. when you consider people like tucker or kanye or elon musk are all these people that livenl outside the conventional wisdomn and the liberal assumptions ofs the media. and they're the rebels re the r. it's a is interesting. it's a very powerful very powe y see that they all kind of don't play along because the you blee] money people will free u
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us people, people who have so much so much money and power and a platform and i just i watch that interview, ofourse, course, i watched it covered in wa drink and warm wine with a feet up, you know, judging him. i'm joking, but i watched it and thought he just needs new friends. >>new friends. he just needs tod different people. it's like libertarians and conservatives trying to livens and and work in new yorky . o at most of these big mediag medi companies. it'sa compan just that it was ts he stream of consciousness. he just needed somebody to get stuff off his chest to. yeah, i appreciate that. i would watch a television show with him a couple of daysim a a week. ple daysago. you know, david , you are a hip hop historian, aren't you?n't kw yeah, a lot of people don'ty bak know that goes way back .en hav yoe a u even have a museum.
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it has a lot of the hip hop artifacts going back to like the early 80o ths, early eighti. >> that's right. you know. yeah, so with that, i wish you,o had at least a baseline knowledge to even make referenceven make, just like i t even know. would you make it? oh, is that a guy? yes.k he i met kurtis blow. though, okay.ri yeah, i thinghk het? passed awa' though. t know right.every god rest his soul.ti say i don't know. that, i say every time i say that the person's alive, that's why i say i look every i , i feel verkin every time, every timey i i appear on fox, thosee same reactions are the same. >> who are wh when you are on what?you are we didn't see that. but, you know, i think i agree with what candy was saying. you know, he is he's gotot the p the punk rock spirit because,
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you know, you see how rappers come around like it used tothen be the police. >> n that becameform the democratic party platform. and now there's a new there's a new thing i think. very true. all right. that's three f words. today in one block.bl that's it. we that's all we get are we're going to turn this show around and go back . >> people, we're a little edgy, edgy, edgy.. that's what it is . up next, as drag queens prance around a concern, mom stands her ground diamonds. the jewelry exchange has thousands of diamonds, have insane prices. one karat white has high quality diamonds, are just nine ninety, plus the latest customer and designer mindset. while you watch by factory direct and save the jewelry exchange, direct, do you struggle to fall asleep and stay asleep? kunhardt sleep support has a unique blend of five key
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their tax dollars. we're hard at workk.. oh, no, no, no. don't reward me. don't reward me. and kitty high, which is located in mckinney. i bet i'm saying it wrongy neve because it's probably never been said out loud before. >> held an after hours events en sc with the school's straight alliance. according to a local paperholiao the school district signed offff on inviting performers from the iowa youth parad erformers e pageant, did not but did not approve the dragsho. show, proving you should never trust any group with youth parade pageant in their name.. something i learned the hard way, took all my clothes, left . me on the side of the road. but was a glorious two hours walking home in the sun. where am i ? but now one mom has had enough.r kimberly reichs showedly up to a school board meeting wearing the same leotard outfit as the drag perform
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her. >> and here's what she said. her outfit pay you, turn your head, put it with the appropriate for anybody here to see because that makes your head turn. it just you off.mixes yo then iu t should, because this guy walked into a school doing kimberlin. >> can you just about. i you know, i would compliment her just to be safe. >> the school districtto responded to the incident in a statement saying the district recognizes the importance of ree citizen participationf and encourages the community top participate ination an district matters. beyond that, the districtbeyo is focused on improvinnd that d outcomes for our students and remains committed to that goal. coyeah, that was great. >> so did the mothers startork? work? s toif get drag shows out of the schools, it's o too early to tell. but if she wanted more dads to
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attend school, board meetings,es dagan's. >> there's an interesting point here tha an intet i think she'sg ,which is like it's it's notly really just a stunt. it's really perceptive that if a woman, a biological woman, a showed up innd school and did something like that, like, g wiu let's say stripping withoutt le getting completely naked, but strippintely nakedg, that woulde be unacceptable. but because it's got a measurecf of intersectionality, it's a man it's somehow considered an art form. she and she madema a point. j she should havobe been doingg i a better job of conveying it ifh she'd done the classic drag queen death drop, which is one out and one like back and you yg go boom on youo r back or the flying flying leap into a split and boom, you land on the ground. the fellows come call. and if you can learn how to do that, i looked at that
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and thought, i'm not a parent. and so i wonder what the kidslo are looking at aatt their on their phone if they're yourried know, the parents are worried about this, buabt i looked att that outfit and i was like, she looks great. she could go out to a bar in that the bar and it looks like a gymnastics leotard.d anyw anyway, i don'ayt i don't see what's wrong with you, degage. i don't want to be i love drag queens. i like>> i lov. top it w i love. prod with your drag queen reducing and you say not i don't need to wear fake hairwher, fake lashes and a big part of a broader look. noticeably female. oh, i have a lot in common with that. by the way, a drag queen. i look like a man withoutt my makeuqup and i went intodepae a department store once and i had pluckent ond out all of my eyebrows and a drag queen helped me, but told me, honey,n.
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stop plucking your eyebrows out because you look insane. and then she will feel and my eyebrows. >> they're like angels. . i feel like little angels going to help you.he i was that y momou. and i triede wear that outfit and i wentueen there. >> they'd be like, it's a drag queen again. they do they drag queens do exaggerate the female form, of which is kind of interesting. david , i want to ask you.o as but just answer this somewhat seriously. don't try to work it intanoswer some kind of promotion forto wor your raiser's, greg.n for yo wellur, i . i take the point and i the shameless plugs i've done earli diy to this. >> let me just check my notes real quick. okay? yeah. the the thing that i find interesting about drag queens is i've lived in new york city for many, many years. lived citi can count on one haw
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