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and published ahead of the hunter laptop story is russian to simco, and by the way when i say that we remember, i don't include the president. the letter was crafted right after "the new york post" had published a piece on the laptop which hunter had dropped off at a computer repair shop and then abandoned it like it was his child. [laughter] it's true! a baby with a stripper. >> not that anything is wrong with that, no, not at all, tyrus! so anyway, i know the feeling, my parents did that with me at the highway rest stops. and i made so many new friends. that joke makes no sense and i don't care. the hard drive contained tons of stuff concerning joe biden's business dealings as well as all sorts of sordid or in kat's view romantic, of hunter doing drugs and and not always in that order, but this letter signed by

50 odd intel experts appeared to save jo's day and boy, did it. the story was blacklisted by major media outlets and social media algorithms, mentioning the mock, scorn, or suspended from tech platforms. i like getting suspended from things, but not tech platforms. you know what i mean? the rest is history, trump lost and now we have this. >> you know, thank you for joining us as well. and for families across the nation, you know, this. ♪ ♪ [applause] [laughter] ♪ ♪ >> greg: it reminds me of those late-night commercials

commercials with sad dogs. [laughter] those are all stunted dogs, by the way, but in case he croaks, then we are stuck with this. >> remember venn diagrams, those three circles. >> venn diagram. >> venn diagram. >> i love venn diagrams. it's because i really love and diagrams, the circles, three usually. >> greg: her venn diagram is stupid and really stupid. since then of course the laptop story, "the new york post" has been vindicated, but like joe biden's printer, it too l late. i don't even know what that means. but we had to wonder, how did that letter come about? why are so-called intel experts so happy to dismiss something they did not bother to investigate? last night to bret baier, the host of "special report" and my personal masseuse actually had one of the letter endorsers on

his show, the cia officer that was a great get for bright, but only because angela lansbury was a no-show. [audience reaction] rap. but this was hilarious. >> days before the 2020 election you sign onto the open letter that was published by politico and said we have the right to say that the arrival on u.s. political soil emails belong until vice presidents son hunter to his time serving on the ukrainian gas company burisma has all the classic earmarks of a russian information operation. why did you sign onto that? >> because of what it says. it has all the classic earmarks of one of these operations. you will note elsewhere in the letter that it says we don't know if this is a russian operation at all. >> greg: so it had all the classic earmarks, but it's not like we said it's real! because we don't know, right? okay, so since when do 50

members of intelligence suddenly put out an urgent letter saying we don't know. when does that ever happen? sorry, 50 people don't do anything urgently if they have misgivings. i mean, they acted like they all got food poisoning from the same chipotle and were racing to find a toilet. otherwise when people aren't sure or they are ambivalent, what is the rush? where's the fire? you do nothing. he points out even though the agent claimed they did not know, joe biden used it exactly the way that the agents had intended. >> there are 50 former national intelligence folks who said that what this he is accusing me of is a russian plant. >> you mean the laptop is now in other russia, russia hoax? >> this is where -- >> understanding how you characterize it, but he characterized it differently and used it in a debate just days before an election. >> i will let president biden speak for himself, he is capable

of doing that. >> oh, he is! could give us one example! that's like saying i will let kermit the frog speak for himself. after jim henson died. joe only speaks if you feed him the words. like he did in this phony letter. but my favorite part is this. >> people who studied brush and disinformation, intelligence officers who look at tactics over the long period of time, this is a kind of thing they like to amplify to sow discord within target countries. >> greg: you get that? it's russian disinformation even though the information is true because they amplify it. that's like being caught in an affair and saying it's true, but bringing it up makes it false, so please don't. that's what i use. [laughter] but at least he did not keep repeating himself. >> it has all the classic earmarks of a russian campaign, all the classic earmarks of a russian information campaign. all the classic earmarks of a russian information campaign.

>> it's like he is saying beetlejuice. hoping that lori lightfoot arrives to rescue him. >> tyrus: howard stern's beetlejuice. >> greg: then he blames the media and anyone else he can find. >> in the way it was disseminated and propagated through the media. >> it is true, and had the classic earmarks but was not true? >> what is not true? >> that it was russian disinformation. >> that's not what we said in the letter, we do not know if this is russian disinformation. >> it is all the classic earmarks of a russian information operation. speak of the difference between an information campaign and ad disinformation campaign, it's not my fault that people don't look at the definitions. >> greg: i'm sorry, i was just looking up psychopath, so it's our fault so that we don't know the difference, do you believe that this guy once worked for an outfit that has the word intelligence in it? i will agree with him about the

media, they ran with this letter, but not the laptop like it was the truth despite the laptop having endless videos of hunter biden's butt and other things. look how blurry it is! check that [bleep] out. go to a doctor. anyway, that's exactly what they were expected to do once a letter like this from 50 experts gave him the cover they needed, it gets worse. >> he said plainly on a debate stage that obviously affected the dynamic. don't you think? >> i would absolutely love her all news media to show nuance instead of the sound bites. >> greg: dude, there were no sound bites, the facts were taken from the letter that you coroads which again you [bleep] with the plan all along! no one writes a letter to be ignored? like the ones i get from brian kilmeade's lawyer all the time. so this is just a glimpse of who was involved in this fraud. now multiply this dimwit by 50,

the ends justify the means, you can lie to the american people and there is no consequences. but that's 50 reasons why you have to go vote and take control of the house, because every single signer of that letter needs to be questioned just like that. like who asked them to do this? were they paid? did they deduct that contribution from their taxes? but i credit this guy for showing his face in public. something that i wish madonna would stop doing. [audience reaction] bottom line, they did not know how to end this. [laughter] [applause] but the fact is we would not let this kind of crap slide in the workplace. >> listen, jerry, the reason we called you in here, i don't understand why you spent $950 on lap dances. >> i will admit it had all the classic earmarks of a lap dance,

but i don't think -- >> legal sent over a video from fat tony's house of hot ladies. so it's true. be good to find true, you know? is trutv true? how about true detective? you really think that matthew mcconaughey was solving all of those mysteries? >> just admit it happened and we can all move on. >> what happened that night was i was at the club, and then these two bouncers come up to me and we start doing jet shots left and right, i am up at the club and they are like how many you got, big boy? and i'm like i got bills all day, cash money, cash money. and they are offering dances, they come up to me and get in my face and hop up on the table, they are just fun, they get all up in my face. they are giving me all the love. >> it had all the classic earmarks of a lap dance. >> you're fired. >> an earmark of a firing? >> real firing. [phone ringing] [applause]

>> greg: welcome! tonight's guests, she went from the nfl to giving lefties hello, michelle took foia! [cheers and applause] he is known for his charity work providing jobs for jamie mishap, score of the great new movie "the daddy daughter trip" rob schneider! she's like a twit slur, slim, sweet, and twisted, fox news contributor kat timpf. and to him, the grand canyon is just an okay canyon, my massive sidekick champion tyrus! rob, great to see you. >> nice to see you, and i want to jamie lizzo back, i always come back once more. >> greg: it's been very helpful, and the movie comes out

next week? at >> rob: this. >> greg: it is not an adult film. the daddy daughter thing is very popular on pornhub. >> tyrus: how do you know about it? >> greg: i read about it in a piece. >> rob: this went south quickly. but it's coming out in the cinemark, thank you for having me. and congrats, and by the way, i want you to know that i did not wait until you have the number one show before i appeared, but it did seem to work out that way. [laughter] >> greg: i will wait to see if this monstrosity would sink or swim, and it is swimming, still swimming, that's what i think swimming is. thank you, can he keep doing this? doesn't make you uncomfortable? so what do you make of this whole whatever i just said? this laptop and the stupid letter? >> rob: i'm amazed at the restraint and the honor of those not coming forward. it's remarkable.

you really have to hand it to them. their integrity is more than the cia guys, seriously. >> greg: that's a great point, because they are not the -- speed limit xp when they are very trustworthy. it >> greg: if a talks than she not a. spin on what? >> greg: that's what my grandmother said. anyway, we should probably move on, this went south quickly. >> tyrus: he did that great documentary studying pimps life. he was a for a second. >> rob: still get that yelled to me. that's a huge bitch. >> greg: michelle. >> michelle: yes. >> greg: i apologize, i think he has to cover for the other guys. >> michelle: here's a sentence that gave them cover, we want to emphasize that we do not know if these emails are false. they say that in there, but then they go along to say just that

our experience makes us deeply suspicious that the russian government played a significant role in this case and so there you go. on the one hand they went out of their way as you said to label the letter and 50 people talking about russian disinformation. but we are not saying that it is, but by gosh you shall believe us, because we have so much credibility. it's just ridiculous. i mean, what -- >> rob: i did not say that we were lost, i said that we have all of the earmarks that you win in the wrong direction. >> michelle: right. right. >> greg: it's true, so, kat, what is your take on this? >> kat: pisses me off. that guy can get on "special report" and i can't. >> greg: will still hold that? >> kat: did he do a good job? >> greg: no, he didn't answer. >> kat: i'm always colorful about trusting these

intelligence guys, because they are able to get away with lying so much easily, they have to live. if they are question, they are like that's a lot of sensitive information, so they don't have to explain it. obviously not, there are somethings that need to be kept secret, and there are -- they are always lying, but based on how human behavior works, these are the people you should be questioning the more tools they have at their disposal to hide stuff. >> rob: 50 professional liars confirm this is alive. >> greg: they all came from one part of the cia. and democrat administration, and they did not ask specifics, they did not just do a broad questionnaire. >> tyrus: why do we keep hearing new words invented for [bleep]. earmarks? we are all just cool? it has all the earmarks to! my follow-up question would be what is in earmark it? i would love to know, my ears

don't leave marks. my fingers do, this has all the fingerprints of typical democrat [bleep] is what it comes out to. [cheers and applause] like you can say anything, any liar can say anything. and when he did was he said a bunch of nothing. could have been, might not have been, not our fault, could have been her fault, maybe not her fault, but deafly not her fault, the president used it to win and election, not her fault. all the earmarks. it so we needed to take the word earmark away and then basically they said we did it, but we are blaming it on russia. >> greg: up next joe biden bags from oil from shakes while forcing americans to pump the brakes.

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>> greg: oh, hi, the white house said please don't stop pumping until democrats have stopped stumping. "the wall street journal,"

whatever that is reports that biden administration officials big saudi arabia to delay a cut in oil production until days before the midterms. now why in god's name what they do that? well, obviously reduce global oil supply means gas prices go up, so in order to keep americans from peeling the hit to their wallets before they had the voting booth, the dems wanted to stop opec from cutting the oil supply. they just wanted to fool americans until after they voted just like the mad scientist to reanimated joe biden. it's true, look it up. but the saudi is refused. the cut happened anyway on october 5th and now your gases over four bucks a gallon. pretty soon i will have to let my butler and my chauffeur go. [laughter] but these are the kinds of details that the president probably thinks should not matter. at least "the new york times" think so, better to defend a liar, on tuesday they dropped a euphemism filled piece defending joe biden's lies as storytelling. and dissecting a bunch of nonsense tales joe has told over the years, which the authors

even agree aren't true, they excuse it with phrases like, yarns that often unravel, unable to break himself of the habit of embellishing narratives to weave a political identity, focusing this can veer into folklore, the factual edges shaved off. i've not seen that much lipstick on a pig since i took my pet to the prom. it's better than going with your cousin, right, kat? [laughter] look at that look. >> so we move from the drug thing into. >> greg: about "the new york times" writer has a favor we fix the headline of the story for you, it is now the president's brain is missing. and since we are always fair and balanced, we asked the president for comments. >> no, no, no stories, it's the facts, jacket, i was the only white lifeguard in an all-black

pool, then i taught basketball to black kids and they called me the white shadow. and then it took down apollo creed and then i taught jazz dance at an inner-city high school. and he used to tell them, you want fame, this is what you pay for. in sweat. ♪ ♪ [laughter] >> kat: [laughs] ♪ ♪ >> where am i? [applause] >> greg: you don't see that kind of talent on "snl" anymore?

>> rob: very limber for his age, we have, feels like the jerry seinfeld, the oil is right here, you don't have to go, it's right here. like when you are looking around the house where the phone everywhere anywhere on it. you're already on it. i got it right here. anyway. >> greg: it's true, this kind of pisses me off. it's a hunter biden story, trying to delay new so it won't affect an election. >> michelle: i feel like we are being conditioned right now, if they keep the price really high, no granite they want to bring it down before the midterms, but it is over four or $5 in some places so that we will feel good about when it is 382, what was it when he came into office? but now if it gets down to $3.99 we are supposed to feel good because it's not above 5, but he has this weird way of fibbing about things, have you noticed sometimes the last,

mr. president, should we be considered concerned about inflation? no, he immediately goes no! >> rob: slight inflation? >> saying we will have boots on the ground in taiwan, yes! and then they spend all this time cleaning it up, cleaning it up, i don't believe a word the man says. honestly, it's so sad. [applause] >> greg: it is, you know -- tyrus, what -- is it hearing? democrats love hearings commission and there be a hearing? >> tyrus: he is not going to hear it. [laughter] i mean, what they described and i think it is like the worst grandfather bed storied whole and tell her ever, embellishes, goes off the book, it's supposed to be goldilocks and the three bears, and it turns into a weird fishing trip with him and the uncle that the kids did not ask

for. like everything he does turns out bad. today just went on a rant, because everything he has done is bad, and when he says something it's like in that moment, the big railroad strike, got it! nope! it's like it's back on. everything falls apart, it literally lasts during the commercial break. that's how long you have when he tells you something is done. >> greg: it's the same thing with covid and inflation come the same thing -- >> coach. >> greg: went up like that, a smidgen. >> on top of mind, on top of mine. >> greg: what did you rant about? would you care to share? >> "the new york times" article about his lying actually reminded me how many lies he has told that we forgot about, like when he said that his house

burned down with his wife in it and everybody just sits there, and like i am there and he says my house burned down, and i would be like really? well, she looks great. for a smoldering pile of ash, like, but the piece actually explained why he keeps getting away with it. not on the way that it intended to, but by the fact that it did say, oh, spinning these yarns, he is like your grandpa telling stories, because there is no consequences for the fact that he just says insane believe all the time! and since we have been filming this, some saying that his son died in iraq, that is not true when it is stolen valor. we are like it's biden. >> greg: he has fact-checkers, remember, fact-checkers were full employment during trump, cnn, dan dale constantly fact-checking, they all -- they went on hiatus. >> rob: remember when your grandfather pushed us into a

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>> greg: hello, welcome back, showed golf and work workers be commuting where criminals are shooting? the big apple subway ride comes with a chance at homicide. nypd shows subway murders have skyrocketed to the highest levels in 25 years, turns out taking the subway is now more dangerous than directing a movie starring alec baldwin. according to the post, sorry. killings since 2020 or more than all the murders from 2008 to 2019 combined. but try explaining that to cnn, harold lewis sarcastically tweeted going home on the violent nyc subways, rioters paralyzed with fright and he. paired it with a cell phone

video of a tranquil subway station in the suite stylings have a jazz trump player. close your eyes, you feel like you are in the roi roaring '20s, just ignore the crooks in the corner, that's what the white house staffers do around joe, but so clueless that he thinks a jazz trump player makes the subway attractive. even i want to murder a jazz trump player. so this dolt who calls himself a journalist takes one trip and does not witness a murder, so that is proof of safety, that's like going outside at night and thinking, wow, the son must be broken. it's like visiting tijuana on the donkey's day off and thinking it's a family-friendly place. i don't know what that means. but lazy anecdotal observations about public safety to ride off the rise in crime is nothing new, remember this classic? >> if you watch a certain state tv and you listen to conservative media, you would

think that entire cities are just enthralled in fights and fires and whatever, we went out and had a great dinner in new york city tonight. >> greg: plenty of time to go to dinner now. terrible. so as a journalist you have been a journalist for many years, doesn't it pick you off when people do things like that? i will film this and that means there is no crime, or it looks good around here. or there is no sexual harassment, because i was not harassed, it's this anecdotal journalism that is insane. >> statistics prove otherwise and what else proves otherwise to me is that the subway has gotten really, really, really disgusting is that people are actually complaining about it, because like the standard of behavior on the subway was never that high. and ever had like the luxury ambience. before all this happen, i would see disgusting stuff, saw somebody like take their pants off and poop on the floor, but

that was not a normal day. a >> greg: i was just in that mood. >> kat: yeah coming out, people at low expectations of what a subway ride was going to look like. it has to be really bad to be like this is a little too much for me. >> greg: do you ever take the subway when you are here? >> tyrus: no. >> greg: that says a lot, you would have no problem, they cannot push you in front of the train. >> i hate ducking into things and i have to be ducked in there and there's not enough room for me to throw somebody in there. so i would throw the guy, he would bounce right back on me, and i would be like i just threw him! and then he is right back there, and i have to wait for it to open. it could be, it could be a sport. yeah! there would be no love involved at all. the level be stopping, but if i went out to the serengeti on wednesday afternoon and turned my phone on and there was nothing out there. there is nothing out there.

and then the guy goes look behind you! you know what i'm saying? like wake up but don't man quite a while, bro. and if you pan around, i'm sure that he was surrounded and made sure he had enough people to be safe to go out there. i'm sure it was let's take a shot, and with that homeless guy, oh, this scene is great. to push that everything is fine, cool, then let's take in the next step further, why don't you do a special where you spend five days in that spot and let's see what happens. >> greg: it's basically just propaganda, michelle. >> nothing is going to happen. >> i've been thinking really hard about why people do this, like why they want things to appear better than they actually are, and then it concluded that it's only when it suits their agenda. so covid, i'm going to wear three masks, but there was no -- they were peaceful protests out there, that looting in writing, that's the voice of the oppressed, and it's like, that

was looting and rioting, or slavery is the biggest stain on america, which it was, but i will ignore it in china because i need some cheap jeans. so i just, i get the sense that all of this is politically driven, and i am so glad that you brought to the don lemon" back at, because this is like a little micro moment. it absolutely is. >> greg: like he was trashing us for covering crime two years ago, a year ago, i don't remember when, but it's like, it's amazing, if he had actually listen to us, maybe he could have covered the stuff and lives could have been saved, i have to ask you, because you were in "snl" and the '90s, do you feel like it has changed in? >> rob: first of all i was very nostalgic, walking around times square and it felt like the early '90s, because everywhere i went i felt like i was going to get murdered. it was a nice feeling. like i remember that. but it's like when you see anderson cooper and he is in -- he is reporting on the flood and you pull back in 70 takes a snapshot in the camera is dry.

but it was a nice feeling walking around. >> greg: do you think coming or not taking the subway. >> no. >> greg: jamie just carries you from place to place. >> three bucks, for a murder rate, you're not paying a lot to get murdered. that's pretty good deal. grab that. >> greg: yeah, there you go. >> bring somebody you don't like and hope that that's how you off somebody. what are you doing later, kat? that is a joke, that's a joke, we have to move on. >> they loved it. >> greg: and no, he rocks boots and tights, but even gayt superman could not reach new heights. ial a far longer road to adoption.

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>> greg: people shout it's a bird, it's a plane, oh, no, get some toilet paper. and at the first episode he destroys johnny depp's bed. [applause] >> michelle: oh, my god. a >> greg: it's going to happen, michelle, was this dude homophobia? >> like you said, there were so many woke concepts in this comic strip book, whatever you call it. so i think the thing was just stop lecturing us, stop telling us how to think. you know, a lot of products, greg have flopped. he remember status for is?

they were supposed to be a healthier version of french fries, but when it got down to it, people want unhealthy greasy salty french fries. they don't want status-fries. they don't one smokeless tobacco, they want to spit and talk. so apply that to it. >> rob: spit and cough. it >> greg: that's what i like to do, what is interesting is companies don't get it, when the woke demand that you change, it's not going to get them dividing in anything. they just want to demanding a change, so then you sell out to your fans to appease, but the woke does not replace your fans. >> i'm still getting over the fact that they say that superman wasn't. and i have seen way too much for him to not be. but gay superman, the joke is

right there. the kryptonite is a vagina. that was a lob, it was right there. it was right there. >> greg: you must mistake this show for a low brow. we are extremely sophisticated. right? i saw you wince, because i mispronounced something. >> tyrus: it's all good. >> greg: seemed upset. >> tyrus: i did this movie called "super con" and my guy was able to get a great idea. he was like let's make him gay. i said sure, what am i doing different? [laughter] >> greg: nice. >> tyrus: so the rest of the movie, guess what i was gay. it still died the same.

maybe it was a nicer funeral, but we did not see that. that's the point. if you -- everybody knows green lantern is gay. batman and robin, for real? but nobody cares. you can make a character awesome and great and at some point nobody will care, but when you shove it down people's throats, even gay people are like it, that's not what i want. my gay friends who designs on my wrestling gear and stuff, he gets so upset, because when you meet, my friend is gay, oh, this is tyrus, he is black. what? oh, i'm a pisces or i like pizza! is there anything about me? so that's where they miss. and the best part of the story is the guy who was on board that i am out and leaving, they say go on, get, he wrote a spike comic book that got 36 million opposed to third 13,000.

so the woke, there is no woke, that's what -- their numbers are seven or eight. >> greg: i'm interested in what you think of super pool, because as good as it's going to need a lady friend, like a lady poo. it like a little smaller poo. the dainty poo. >> kat: everything i've done in my life has led me up to this moment. [laughter] i'm so glad that i went to college. this is -- whatever. i think, i don't know, maybe it's a better idea than this. also, i don't know. i think that it's great to have a bisexual super hero. that way they are really versatile when i am with them in my orgies. who cares, this whole cartoon, he was wearing a mask, and it

was like nobody's reading a comic book because they want to be preached at. reading a comic book, your life is bad enough. >> greg: you mean covid mask, it's injecting a political message. and it should not be political. we have to move on, up next, would you mortgage your house to buy pants from levi strauss? promises of all shapes and sizes. each, with a time and a place they've been promised to be. a promise is everything to old dominion, because it means everything to you.

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>> greg: a story in five words. 's genes cost $76,000 the clothing dealer bought a pair of levi's from the 1880s. >> the best part of the story, 90% of the winning bid while the rest was kicked in by this citizen. >> greg: i do. >> you don't zip levi's. [laughter] you didn't see that one coming. >> zip, they had the buttons, you don't zip and the guys on the bottom was named zip the arco >> greg: zippers weren't invented until the 1990s.

>> don't look at your! >> there used to be a thing like here. what was at, a rivet? until his grandson went to a campfire and then stood up and went -- no more rivets. look it up, people, that was riveting! here's a question i want to ask you because i think you'll answer this. they found genes abandon in a coal mine. why would somebody abandon the jeans? because they in them! who take them off at work! it has 200 year old and it! >> you thought i would loved to be asked that question. maybe a minor sleep pants, but what do you want? >> greg: tyrus? >> i wonder what happened but i wrote that down, my mind doesn't

go there. yeah. i think found in a mine what happened there? >> sometimes when you find a big chunk of gold, you take it right down. speak on taking this out of here greg: last word, can you top shoving call up your -- that's a question on special report last night. did we walk away? >> i'm going to walk away. i want to say for the record on camera, whatever you want to call it, i'm not paying $76,000 for a pair of pants for somebody who is genetically shorter than everybody else. he lost his pants because when the mine blew up and he was dead it's the only thing of value that they didn't steal on them. >> greg: that make sense, they hit him. >> they dug it out of a mine!

he was the slowest, weakest guy in the group! they ate him and used his genes for comfort! >> greg: on that note, we'll be right back! ♪ ♪

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