is even trying to do that, so it is complicated things to put it mildly. again, a quick reminder those just joining us right now before we go to "the five" a big rally on wall street, the dow 827 points, hard to read any significance into this outside was crazy. just very crazy. that's a technical term for it was crazy. here is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> oh, boy, hello, i am dana perino, along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld, it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ a dramatic move from that january 6 committee today, just 26 days before the midterms, the panel voting unanimously to subpoena former president donald trump and if president trump does not appear or comply, the entire house could vote to hold him in contempt of congress.

but it's likely to be an uphill battle, the subpoena is set to expire by the end of this congressional session and that's in january. news coming as the white house gets rocked by the last inflation report before novembes still at record highs, not showing any signs of coming down. president biden says america is making progress. >> today's report shows some progress, overall inflation is 2% over the last three months. that is down from 11% over the prior three months. that's progress. because of my economic plan, we are better positioned than any other major economy in the world to whether the challenges that come through this as a stronger country. if republicans win, inflation will get worse, it's that simple. >> dana: it's that simple, greg. she we had january 61st? >> greg: it was a beautiful backdrop, very inspiring for everybody and i think that they should name it to the hunter

inflation, because it is always high even when joe claims it isn't. i am so surprised it was unanimous vote for the subpoena, and what a coincidence that this is happening just a few weeks before the midterms. but what are they trying to do? i have a feeling that they are secretly trying to reelect trump. because the committee is proving what he and millions of supporters have always suspected that the deck is stacked against them. this is a kangaroo court, right? everybody has the right ideology whether it is never-trump is, it's a stack committee with preordained conclusions and unlimited time and unlimited effort paid for by us, the taxpayer. so why wouldn't there be this outcome? everybody sees it and what they are in danger of doing is creating, turning trump into a martyr, they are proving the point that they swayed the election. we remember that story in "time" magazine where they boasted about the end of kabul, the

media, the democrats, the tech companies, this just reminds you they are hunting trump and trump supporters. i think a lot of people think that ron desantis is a better choice, a younger smoother, more sophisticated candidate, but you can have people that say, screw it, i will vote for trump, because these people are idiots and this is a scam. they are murdering him. >> dana: do you want to comment on january 6, inflation? dealer's choice. >> jesse: i am impressed with the democrats and i don't always say that, but they are so devious, they plot, they plan, they deceive. they knew this prince was going to print hot today on inflation, and they timed it perfectly. because it's probably going to blow out the inflation lead on the nightly news channels, and it is may be a one-day thing, but they got what they wanted. >> greg: they did it here. >> jesse: they did it here, it takes it out of the number that

dropped, and i sometimes wish that the republicans could be as crafty as this. they were pretty crafty with the figures, but they have to counter punch. the bottom line is that everyone is losing money under joe biden, losing it from their paychecks, losing it from the stock market, people are losing their lives, people are losing the border, little kids are losing their gender, because i get stuffed in classrooms with grooming teachers. that is nothing to do today with everything else that the american public is experiencing. this trump thing does not affect anybody, and the democrats know that, but they don't want to solve problems they have created, they want to distract you so that you don't think as much about all of the problems. that they have created, they are not about the people, they are about the power and that's why they did to the saudis what they impeached trump four, they said i'm going to withhold military aid it to an ally exchange for a political favor, what's a favor? oh, going to put in more before the midterms, they are actually blatantly announcing the

shakedown, the quid pro quo, but no one cares, no one cares at all. it is funny, because i would actually give them -- if they want to investigate and look back at stuff, let's do it, but they only want to look back at january 6. not at the origin of covid, they don't want to look back to where all the money went that we gave the teachers. they don't want to look at the afghan debacle, they don't want to look at hunter's laptop, they don't want to know anything that happened yesterday as long as it is january 6th. >> dana: on the legal side, the subpoena, enforceable, nonenforceable? >> judge jeanine: at some point it will be enforceable, but it will be delayed and delayed on the republicans will win the house and that will be the end of it. this is timed perfectly for today when they got the numbers today and i have to tell you, i mean, i heard your interview with jared bernstein this morning. >> dana: are you pulling your hair out? >> judge jeanine: i was pulling my hair out and try not to yell at the television, because every question you asked him coming his head with the inflation reduction act, you

know, that the president has put in place that is reducing inflation, and it could not help but think that the president himself pretty much admitted that it does not reduce inflation when he said in maryland, he said we passed the inflation reduction act, which does not matter to a whole lot of people, where basically admitting that it does not reduce inflation, and we saved everything with the strategic petroleum reserve, we dumped all of that oil onto the world market, so that china could buy it. it's like it's amazing what is happening and how they tried to spin it, but you have to give them credit, it is politics. that's what it is. this thing with the subpoena is meaningless, i'm sure that he could care less about it. he has a lot of issues right now. he has georgia going on, letitia james, the new york state attorney general, he has the classified documents, so this is just parading around by people in congress. it is the same group, you know? no republicans other than liz cheney and what's his name?

cryer. adam kinzinger. he is not worried about it, i'm not worried about it, and i don't think that this is going to work with the american people who know that gas is going up, food is going up, they can afford what they use to afford, and they have three weeks to watch the prices go up. >> dana: and also housing affordability, so your rent or now your mortgage at 6.9% interest rate. jessica, i will give you the floor for the last word. >> jessica: thank you, so to the point about the deck is stacked against them, these are all essentially democrats as republicans are rhinos or anti--trump-e.r.es, they rejected his proposals and could've put more on, and donald trump is criticized for that. so let's be clear about it. i never said that january 6 will affect people's votes. you have a baked and feeling about what you think about donald trump, if you thought the two impeachments before this were a good idea and they were important to do, then you think january 6th is an important thing to uncover what happened that day and we will see if they

make criminal referrals to the doj or not. they might not do it. in terms of the inflation number, gas, or a block changed, because of this and it happens all across the news, but that does not mean that the american public has lost sight of how their day went, how much their drugs cost, how their gas tank costs, et cetera, and what has been interesting to look at is inflation has stayed, or inflation in the economy has a number one issue, period, end of story, but what is taking us is joe biden's personal approval members and i did not expect to see that, so it's at 45%, that's actually pretty good. heading into a midterm when >> greg: that met good job. >> jessica: are you are doing a bad job. >> dana: oh, that's a good last word. coming up -- a [laughter] coming up, ending on the high note. sticking the landing.

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duty. a third officer was wounded, thankfully got discharge from the hospital this afternoon. the cops responding to a 911 call for a possible domestic violence incident when they were met with immediate gunfire, the suspect was killed during the initial shoot out, the fellow officers overcome with grief. >> words cannot express the sadness and grief that brings me before you this morning. the answer to a call to duty and responded without hesitation, and that's what they did every night before that, and that's what all of our officers do and will continue to do day after day. to our fallen officers families, we will never forget the sacrifice your loved ones have made. we are here for you, and we will continue to be here for you. >> jesse: since monday at least 12 police officers have been shot. since monday. the national fraternal order of police slamming the culture of lawlessness created by anti-police to rhetoric and soft

on crime. that has to be a policeman, or women's greatest fear to be lured into an ambush style attack. >> judge jeanine: especially now, it's more and more now. as he was talking, as the cheapest talking i cannot help but think of all of the police officers funerals that i have been to and how their brothers and sisters in law enforcement come from all over the country to pay their respects. i mean, what has happen in our culture is that there is no fear on the part of criminals to kill police. there was a time when they were worried about it. they were worried about the death penalty, now it's like they are just embolden to do it. and the saddest part is you look at these three guys who were shot and connecticut, two dead in the prime of their lives at 35-year-old, 34-year-old that say goodbye to their spouses. one has two little kids and his wife is pregnant and never to come home again. they did not know it was their last day. the two dirtbags decide that they are going to make it a dismissed state could dispute and wait for them to show up, kill them and killed a two up

them, one died in the hospital, one at the scene and then severely injured the third one. this is just happening far too often, and i think that what is going to happen now is that we have to take a look at the statutes as they relate to law enforcement, because they are in the line of fire, the statutes and the penalties has to be increased. if you are against the death penalty, be against the death penalty, but it has to be a life without a possibility of parole, there has to be a deterrent now when it comes to these criminals who feel that shooting a police officer is nothing that they have to worry about. >> jesse: and this happened near espn's headquarters in bristol, i have driven by there, not necessarily considered a bad neighborhood. >> jessica: when you see bristol ct come up on the screen, that's not something you are used to seeing whatsoever for that kind of press conference, that was part of the surprise as well, and suddenly we were talking about sandy hook, these are areas that you don't think of where you are going to have these kinds of terrible things happen. and there was another story out

of philadelphia which has had all sorts of problems with this issue and i thought that the quotes from the police chief were really important to this. she said it is not a job job of officers to be shot at. that is not in the job description. they put their life on the line, but don't go out expecting that. and said that we are tired of arresting the same suspects over and over. a direct shot at d.a. cross and as you continue to see these measures between police chiefs and d.a.s, i think that things are going to get more more difficult for people to not change their stances and consider things like what you're talking about, judge, that you have to up the penalties or frankly go to the people in positions of power that have the constitutional right to remove these types of people that you have to do that to keep people safe, but also to keep your voters. people don't -- the people of bristol, connecticut, they don't want to see this. you don't move to bristol, connecticut, for this to happen. >> jesse: it is interesting, dana, january 6th, to bring it

back to that, that when police officers and capitol police officers were assaulted, there was this national outrage and especially from the democrats, you heard that they kept talking about the support of law enforcement, now cops are being executed? and you don't hear the same type of outrage or condemnation from the democratic party. >> dana: i think that any law enforcement officer that comes under that kind of a threat whether on january 6 story here in bristol, connecticut, or the ones we talk about a new york or the ones we talk about in texas two weeks ago, this is happening, it's unbelievable when you said 12 since monday, it's only thursday. and america deserves a lot better and our law enforcement deserves a lot better from them. one of the things that you are seeing is that crime is taking up in terms of an issue area for these midterms, and pennsylvania is one, but philadelphia obviously is a terrible situation, but places like bristol, connecticut, so it depends on how your voters turn out, but i want to point out this on the midterms, if you are watching some of the senate

races, wisconsin is incredible what happen, so mandella barnes, the democrat voted against the incumbent ron johnson, and in august was up in the polls and was like, wow, it's possible that ron johnson could lose and then in the last few weeks ron johnson and republican allies came in and hammered mandela barnes on being anti-police, defund the police, his stances on law enforcement, and yesterday a major poll showed johnson now comfortably ahead by six points. and you might see that another races as well, i just point that one out to say that i think that people are paying attention to this. and any democrat that thinks that crime is not a big deal i think that they are going to be proven wrong this year. >> jesse: last word for greg. >> greg: i'm glad that we cover this, because i'm not sure anybody else is, because it just pays to remind everybody that the press coverage between police malfeasance of the last whatever five years, and officers getting killed something like 50 officers killed by gunfire this year, all

right, if that were on a constant loop the way that one on arm to suspect on other networks, maybe this would not happen. both they are bad, but some reason the media and you alluded to this the one thing is far worse than the other even though the numbers refute that. what does it take for espn, espn and extremely woke company, what would it take for them to admit that these so-called exper experiments, actually they are experiments, so-called reform that is turned out to be field grizzly experiments have taken thousands of lives, these lives are minorities, these are the people progressives claim to be helping, but instead because of their assumption that the poor are somehow okay with criminals. even though the criminals are in their neighborhood, they are in every neighborhood, but they are in there too, that somehow they would object to having a police presence, and last, this is another example, may be a lesson about waiting until it is politically consequential to

act. if you had acted when people were raising the alarm, when the canaries in the coal mine were screaming, you might not be behind in these races, but it is that you waited until it was politically consequential and now you will lose. >> jesse: i think they are and that will be one of the major issues. coming up, too little, too late, top democrats finally putting some heat on joe biden over the prices he created at the border. ♪ ♪ okay everyone, our mission is to provide complete balanced nutrition for strength and energy. woo hoo! ensure, complete balanced nutrition with 27 vitamins and minerals. and ensure complete with 30 grams of protein. ♪ ♪ it's the subway series menu! 12 irresistible subs... like #11 subway club. piled with turkey, ham and roast beef. this sub isn't slowing down any time soon. i'll give it a run for its money. my money's on the sub.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: it only took two years, but democrats are finally holding the president accountable for the absolute disaster he created at the southern border. new york governor kathy hogle calling out the response. >> we really are looking for a

federal response to this. to take ownership of a crisis, and we will be there to help, but this belongs in the federal government. these are human beings, they don't need to be shipped all over, they need to have the dignity and the place overhead. while they are going through the asylum process. >> greg: evegeg in, quoting what do is to have cancer hand -- comprehensive immigration reform, we know we must secure the border, that's our responsibility as a country. but as he does best, the president is attempting to redirect all attention to ron desantis, the treasury department inspector general is planning to audit whether spending by the florida on migrant flights has a distraction. and don't forget to look at it again. >> dana: one at your own side calling you of, i don't know how well that is going to work. it's like it they shifted from

just not wanting to talk about it at all to realizing that democrats are being hammered all across the country on the border issue, and yet you have you have kamala harris, the present and in the united states and the press secretary all saying, oh, the border is secure. everybody can see with their own eyes that it is not. it will hopefully i think because something to happen. mark elliot is running as the incumbent in arizona, the a democrat, blake masters running against a man in the debate the other night, mark kelly said i've been focused and stay one, and said this is the best you can do, you should resign. and now that's getting out there. that's a border state, but wisconsin, as we talked about, also a big issue there. and the last thing i would say about this is this is a real opportunity for a governor even like a ron desantis to say call kathy hogle and call charlie baker, and a few others

saying let's all meet. let's all get together in washington, d.c., and let's go to the united states to see if something happens, that's where all americans will say, oh, that's different. it's excited for somebody to offer a solution. >> greg: a shock during the break when you said that ron desantis performed a valuable service and walk the walk and share the burden. and that was impressive. >> jessica: how quickly i changed out of my shirt that i wear in all the brakes? this is an issue that you all have to have the same message on. in the border is one of the easiest ones. there aren't that many denominations about it, and everybody can see what is going on. because too many people are streaming against the country, but you can make an argument about a kinder asylum system that people who are here have a

right to claim asylum, that would be more facilities to house them, we need more judges et cetera, without defying reality. and now people are getting called out on it. and i do think that the biden administration needs to step up, and help these people, governors, republicans and democrats who are having migrants showing up and they don't have the facilities to house them, send them the money that they need. this is part of the budget. you have the money, we spend money on all sorts of things, and this it has been a priority. but like one story would really, really be helpful especially heading into a midterm, because this is what happened with diff on the police. and you have a few people saying the phone the police, and i was able to be amplified over all the other voices that were saying do not defund the police, make sure that to the police are fun and then we also have these other services, et cetera. >> greg: you know, judge, it's another example of people reacting out of of political concern. they could've done it sooner, nancy pelosi could have spoken

sooner, but now they sense the political consequences. >> judge jeanine: this is all about political realities, they see the numbers, they know what is going on. look, their first instinct is to allow everyone and whatever the reason is, i know what i think it, you can decide what you think. okay? but they are in favor of this. and they wanted to keep it in at the southern border. you know, the east coast and the west coast, they don't want to deal with it. let's just keep it down at the southern border. now with abbots and with ron desantis saying, you know what, maybe you want to get a piece of the paint too, maybe you want to pay for this too. now the price is changing. now the public is saying new york city, we can afford this. we are new york city, where the biggest greatest city in the world, and now they are saying we can't take 12,000 immigrants, this is unbelievable. and now there is so -- i think in trouble with lee zeldin on the issue of crime, now going to start talking about the fact that oh,

we have to make sure that -- we have to take ownership of the issue and i think that's who the quote. nancy pelosi, we need to do a better job, nancy, what are you talking about? i mean, you are a smart woman. you have been watching this the whole time. and what a few of them are saying, which we don't talk enough about is the fact that migrants are enrolled in the public school system. and there is an overwhelming number of schools that have an inadequate number of teachers who are capable of speaking the language of these immigrant children and in the end it is holding back american children, and it is just a total cluster mass. >> dana: good job. good job. >> judge jeanine: thank you. >> greg: so close, jesse, we have to go back and say that that moved by abbots and ron desantis might have just been the thing that changed this whole thing, finally, like some movement in the field, even if people hated it, it actually caused progress.

>> jesse: and sending them north, but the treasury department who lost almost $200 billion to covid fraud, just lost, people were just spending it on the lamborghinis, cocaine and castles, and you see the pictures of the thing that they buy. you will probably visit one of those castles. and they are not even hunting down any of that money. they have not recovered a dime because they don't even have an inspector general, but ron desantis paid a few million dollars of flex of illegal and that's who they are going to investigate? you know how political it is. meanwhile they have 150 suspicious wire translations going to the joe biden family, also not a priority, but said that joe biden has to take ownership of the border, no, he actually doesn't. because he appointed kamala harris to be czar, that's how he gets out of the ownership, notice the ladies at the top thing were not calling on kamala harris the bore the lament borders are, because she does not own the quarter, the cartels do.

i know the democrats are basically among that other midterm and complaining about democratic policies. join the club, democrats. your midterm slogan should basically be "we hate our policies too. now nancy comes out and says that we need immigration reform, if i'm not mistaken, nancy was house speaker in the beginning of the obama administration when they had full control, in the charge of the biden administration, so four years of full control, did not do immigration once. never even drafted a bill. so don't sit back and say we won immigration reform, you don't want immigration reform, she wants a status quo, open borders, cheap labor to run on, so that she can say republicans hate brown people. >> jessica: so there was a gang of eight and the gang of six who had compromised bills that that nobody else wanted, so it's not just nancy. the >> jesse: they did not do it? in the white house can't get it done? excuses, excuses.

>> jessica: it is just the rule. >> jesse: you are nuking everything else through. >> jessica: you have totally ruined your argument. >> jesse: you nuke everything, reconciliation. >> greg: we have to go, let's do it again in the next block. up next to the media on ukraine as a way to save us for global warming. shingles. the rash can feel like an intense burning sensation and last for weeks. it can make your workday feel impossible. the virus that causes shingles is likely already inside of you. 50 years or older? ask your doctor about shingles.

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as europe faces the worst energy crisis in half a century, european politico ranks vladimir putin as the "number one overall person affecting green agenda" coining him the invader making that e.u. greats, the article goes on to say putin has achieved something generations of green campaigners could not. clean energy is now a fundamental matter of european security. okay, so, are you as shocked as i was, jesse, reading this? >> jesse: you remember when leonardo dicaprio died in the water during the "titanic" movie? that's like saying i am glad leo died because the titanic ran out of power. poor leo and all of the other people in the show, but lives are at stake here, it's not about coal, it's not about anything. i did a lot of research today, more research than i have done in years, and europe is not really going green, they are moving to cole.

they are moving to nuclear, they are going to wood, chopping down their forest to burn wood to stay warm this winter. so the landscape, show me where it makes sense to put solar panels and europe? it doesn't. there is no where to put them. that's why there is this many solar panels, there is wind, they do wind in scandinavia and spain, but not that much. not that much. >> greg: that was not research. >> jessica: the "titanic" part was. >> judge jeanine: the political article celebrated the whole thing. people die, children die under buildings. people who have lost everything, assuming that they got out of a lie, the life history of people that they go on, and they see this as something to celebrate? >> greg: to show you the myopic view of this kind of climate ideology that could justify or an atrocity because it is good for the planet, they

should be applying covid, covid killed 8-12000000 people, that reduces the global footprint. think about the flatulence not in the air because all of these people are dead, this might be the worst to take on ebay ukraine, the russian invasion ever, thousands of people are dead, and you are saying, yeah, but think of the reduction of fossil fuel in a perfect world, carl, and victor, and charlie, it took for cowriters to write this piece. they should be taking, relocated to a nice place in ukraine where they have no power at all, because there's a lot of places and that power, drop them off, let them enjoy it. that's what i would do this. >> judge jeanine: clean energy really a fundamental matter of europeans national security? >> dana: energy security is super important to every country's national security and if you get to a transit page -- transition where you have

innovation if we can do transfusion, that's great, you can power your economy with fewer admissions, that would be great. but you need fossil fuels to get there. don't forget, the joe biden administration told everyone that the pain was going to be worth it. they actually said, it's all part of the transition, the pain was the point. as long as they can sell more chevy volts off of the lot it was okay if a few people were going to go hungry or cold this winter, and right now what europe is doing, what they have not been able to transition, the law of physics still exists even though tongues of research is being done including other universities with a really good study going on right now that we get you to a place where you can power, but the entire continent was very few resources if we can figure this out, but right now what political leadership is cheering is hundreds of thousands of people dead, 250,000 dead is what they expect in the ukraine good you actually have people quoted in the article saying, hey, the war is a blessing. i mean, this is -- it's not a

blessing, and what europe is facing is blackouts, food shortages, and freezing homes. >> judge jeanine: jessica comment sounds like to some people that this green energy ideology, it literally trump's the human life. >> jessica: there are for some people where that is the case and i have heard folks talking about not wanting to have kids, turning them into making sure that we are not damaging the environment any further. in a more reasonable take on that is what kind of world are we giving to our children versus phrasing of the other way around. but to me, this seemed like an editorial clickbait decision. >> dana: it is. it's like when "time" magazine does a man of the year and at somebody ridiculous. >> jesse: this year is probably a woman. >> dana: or not. it's probably of the day. >> jessica: you could've easily written the piece of how

an unexpected consequence of the war in ukraine, i think that's why things are happening with clean energy and we don't have to talk about the babies and the mothers in the women who have died alongside them. i don't talk about the war and any except for this is -- >> judge jeanine: all right, are you done? [laughter] >> jessica: i could go on. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ age is just a number. and mine's unlisted. try boost® high protein with 20 grams of protein for muscle health. versus 16 grams in ensure high protein. boost® high protein also has key nutrients for immune support. boost® high protein.

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♪ ♪ >> jessica: welcome back, it's time for "the fastest" first up, this guy could be the worst fugitive ever, and having an australian man on the lamp or two weeks despite the massive tattoo on his face that says the word feast. after police put out the buckshot, changing the facebook profile picture to this. really, who do we have, some joke about if you have a face tattoo? >> jesse: it's one felony per face tattoo. >> greg: did they have to find five other guys with full police tattoos? we did find the next contestant

for "the bachelor." >> jessica: dana pittard >> dana: i am really sad for the mom of this guide, because that was a child that i assume was loved by his mother and turned out this way. and ruined his face, but i guess he is -- 's before his last name is beast, he loves his mother. >> dana: at least he has covid conscious with the mask over his face. >> jesse: i salute the fact that he was on the lamp or two weeks with the face tattoo like that. it's pretty impressive. >> judge jeanine: that's exactly right, how he gets away with two weeks, on his knuckles that says "game over" i don't know if his mother loves him, because this is a warrant for domestic -- domestic dispute. >> dana: may be he he was not loved. at the beginning. >> jessica: at the beginning first or come up next, "star trek" is about to get real. ♪ ♪ >> energizing.

♪ ♪ >> jessica: facebook founder mark zuckerberg released we are a few short years away from having hologram conversations with one another, and you could beam in a live image of yourself to a meeting or even right here at the table. [laughter] >> greg: when brian kilmeade is on i will definitely do the hologram. >> jesse: i saw a woman at the airport and she was just sitting there like this and i thought she was a real woman. >> jessica: you saw hologram at the airport. >> jesse: all hologram woman at the airport saying nice things. it is to be on let's say that there is a hologram, does greg speak through the hologram? >> greg: yes. >> jesse: he has at home all the time. >> judge jeanine: that i don't have to get my hair done all the time. >> jesse: you still have to look good. >> greg: but if you go to jail, can your hologram go to

jail for you? if you get a colonoscopy? [laughter] >> jesse: no. >> greg: the dentist. >> judge jeanine: how about if you're hologram gets married, you can say it's not me. >> greg: that's what mark zuckerberg did. [laughter] >> jessica: i feel like it was "the fastest" a year ago there was a bridesmaid that could not travel to the wedding because of covid and she hologram to. >> greg: i think you jump to that, jessica. >> jessica: that sounds cool. dana, you can hologram percy. >> dana: if he could be here, that would be great. i don't know, i'm old fashion and i don't like it. i don't even like "star trek" when it was on when i was a kid. >> greg: i love that sound. >> dana: i know i will get hate mail for it, but i cannot get into it. >> greg: too cerebral. [laughter] >> dana: it went over my head. >> greg: every episode has a moral dilemma. i cannot understand half of it.

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♪ ♪ >> every day -- >> >> greg: i put stuff in the glasses. i'm not supposed to hit it until after the show. tonight, my show even shannon bream -- if you knew her dark side, an angel of death. let's do this. you know i love golf, i'm a expert in it. queens land golf course, you have a magpie going after a monitor lizard, but what i really like about this piece of tape is a cameo -- you haven't

seen him in five years. watching the whole thing. way to help out. if you were named magpie, that was pretty upset. >> our fan kenneth hofer in houston, texas, is turning 90 years old today, he's a korean war veteran, happy birthday and thank you for watching the five every day. >> your 94, you know what to do for a good time. >> jeanine: you'll never look at an elevator the same way again. this terrifying moment a man narrowly escapes getting his head cut off -- look at it. he almost looks like he got his head cut off. the elevator accident happened in a russian apartment building.

he's walking into the lift when the door suddenly started to close and his head is almost cut off. fortunately he jumped back just in time a fraction of a second later the elevator -- it's obvious that his great reflexes saved his life. >> jesse: russian elevators. yesterday i introduced the world to this very fat bear. a lot of people wondered how did we know how much the bear weighed the? scientists use terrestrial laser scanning technology -- they send out a series of laser beams that echo off the bear. it determines the volume and very precise way to measure it. that's how i'm going to be weighed from now on. >> jesse: i wouldn't want to see it. >> jesse: tonight on jesse watters prime time aoc

angrily confronted and she will be on the show. >> dana: she's on the show? >> jesse: she's not on the show, she will appear on the screen and we will wait here with lasers. >> greg: taken out of context. >> a goose landed on the outfield during game 2 of the national league division series between the dodgers and the padres on wednesday nights. it made its dodger stadium debut in the crowd went wild as it evaded capture. it was unclear what team the goose was there to support the dodgers ultimately fell to the padres 5-3. >> dana: i thought that was a weird goose. >> greg: weird skin. >> jesse: that was a swan. >> greg: may be that was an animal rights protester.

>> jesse: have you ever had goose to eat? it's a delicacy in some cultures. goose pate is very scrumptious. >> dana: i lived in the u. u.k. -- >> jesse: they love the geese. >> jeanine: eat them -- >> dana: that's it for us, special report is up next. >> i thought we said that was a foul come you can't get rid of me. great show, thank you. i'm bill hemmer in tonight for bret baier and we are watching three major stories. a dramatic day in the trial of a russian national accused of lying to the fbi about the steele dossier. of the congressional votes to subpoena the president donald tru a