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hope, and gals will win.r now,us that's it for us tonight. be sure to tune in next week.k o we're going to talk to a worldk. renowned cardiologist from the uk who has an importanhats n and disturbing message about the covid vaccine program. sod havvae a great weekend. remember, fly your flag,eekend be with your family and friends, count itur blessingscount and rememb, it's america now and forever. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. happy friday, everybody. oh, you look wonderful. i think so.so how's life how? i know you've got inflation.e on you've got crime.ri we're on the brink.nk of nuclear war. but thank god these bozos have
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their priorities straight that the committee direct the chairman to issue a subpoena for relevant documents and testimony under oath from donald john trump. >> those in favor will say, i, m mr. chairman, on this vote , there are nine eyes and zero nose resolution is agreed toine is nine eyes like a fly. it's that right?k i don't think. i don't know.ere' i don't think so either. but there is a shocker. just twenty five days before mit the midterms, the jan six panel votes unanimously to subpoena trump. unanimously gthe firisin the final score at a harlem globetrotters game. and it's about a spontaneous, as adam schiff's facglobete. m ites that make sense now? and what a coincidence. t hihe happens the same day the inflation number comes out and it's higher than hunter biden on free cracee k. lik spime is exploding like a can
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of sprite left in a freezer tooe long. the borders are as open as the west wing's windows. joe forgets his lactate pills. kids are getting dumber. and i have to walk over a drugged out zombie just to get to work. so why not? let's go after trump screams. the dems. this guy's been in more fake trials than the cast of law and order. orbut the hope is the news cycle will shift from biden's disasters. the to the orange monster who cn make adam kinzinger cry likezinr he's cutting onions while his lk nuts are device terrible. so who will this distraction overwhelm? will ththe public enough that r forget it costs$1 one hundred bucks to fill up a tank of gas or fifteen bucks for a pack of hot dogs.f ho you heard right, joy beilharz. >> lunch costs fifteen bucks. su fifteen bucks is true for a pack of hot dogs. did someone blow up the oscar u meyer pipeline? who ? can't the president tap intoline
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our tube steak reserves? ? look, surveys tell us everyone abat everyone cares about in eight , january 6. it's the economy. it's crime. t ain'january six is less impor. than todd piros time slot. someone's watching your family . here's why. eatin january six is not eating awaygy at your retirement fund. it's not mugging peoplepeople on the subways. it's not killing peopl e by thee tens of thousands like at all. and it's certainly not elevating possibility for nuclear war as we pour billionsf into a conflict, thousandslict f miles away. >> and i don't mean cats honeymoon. each one of those things is an urgent matter. people are dying on the streets ,in their beds, and soon, maybe everywhere else,e they have a sost close to a nuclear disaster, you can practically taste the plutonium ,which reminds you of danas kaso. that was worse.. but january six , that's
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the concern. it's their hail mary . no wonder so many are leavingin the party like the keg is emptyg and the cops just showed up, ths including this smart woman.ma w >> i can no longer maintains deo today's democratic party. >> it's now under the complete control of an elitist cabal of warmongers driven by cowardly weakness. >> who divide us by racialize. every issue and stoking antiwhite racism, who activelyo work to undermine our god givene freedoms enshrined in our constitution. >> and who are hostile to people of faith and spirituality. >> and who demonize the police, who protect criminals at the expense of law abiding americans. >> you know that lady. makes >> i think she makes a lot of sense. i should have her on . but don't fret, democrats. you lost to tulsi, but you gain to liz cheney.
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but i'm starting to think the dems screwed up with this insu. ertion theater i predict it's going to backfire like eric swalwell after an extra large buying burrito. l it's notaf goingte to jail truma it's going to get reelected. gi there's going to be a red dawn,i starting with an orange dawn. and here's why.ring, any time you watch the hearing, you see that the committee was more stacked than dolly parton playing jenga. and it's burstn dolly. it's bursting with contempt for trump and his supporters. rswitch hunt, armed with preordained conclusions and empowered with unlimitedando time and effort, allth on the taxpayer's dime, which is now worth only three centsde since biden took office. they're having a trial office. e the prosecution and judges are on the same side and opposede an by no one . with that setup, i could convict tom hanks of murder. igt and i just might add , it just validates trump's supportersspis suspicions that the fix is ins n and the fix was always in.n. so the dems are right.s but no the hearings are going to anger some americans, but not in the way they think.
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>> people don't swallow b.s.n and even when you hide it and kill meat sandwich. . fact is , this country has bigry problems. th >> economy, crime, the border. harry and megan, what are we going to do with them? but the dems work to distract ac rather than attack the problems. imagine they spentproble allca their energy on these issues instead of political theatrics. it's like they're alltr frustratedics.d movie director. rather than solve the problemsyi head on , they find weirder lik things to do by convincing children they'd be happier, sterile,t they rather than tackr the border. they want to audits ronda santurce. yeah , that's just what america asked for. never mind. our sovereignty is being invade for d. i let's find out if he was really talking politics when he wrote off that dinner at wrote the outback's steak house. the weaponizes anything againstl their enemies. it's just like how taylor swift weaponizes her music after i dumped her, i moved on . taylor , it's about time.e
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so i hope the dems get shellacked and maybe learn e a lesson because they never address a problem until they could see see the politico consequences approaching. >> but by then, so much damage has been done. the problems are not only worse, but perhaps on salvagesalvagear, much like o i mean, imagine the dems tried m to tackle the problems.suffer they could prevent a lotin of suffering. instead, they don'don't.t. atio, it now w we have a war, we have inflation, we have violence. iter ends there. not on we're lucky, we've got a white house that not only created 99% of it, butf it can't do squat about any of it. except to tell you not to believe your lying eyes and radioactive skine . iod! i guess she gave democratsd a piece of her mind and it'sl the most brains they've had in years. former presidential candidate, host of the tulscahost oi gabaco podcast, tulsi gabbard, if he's the first thing you see
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upon waking, you're either cotching fox or he broke into your house. co-host and fox and friends firs host ant, todd pyro. a she's like a reese's pieces, tiny, shiny and smells likels lk peanut butter. e on your couch in people with a skull. he buy-out thinking them and also head. my massive psychic weight. world television champion iris tulsi. ] so i would say first, congratulations on leaving the democraticmocratic party. i would say welcome aboard, joe . i don't know where you going? are you going to maintain the independence? are you going to join a the party? yeah. are you going to becomarety a scientologist? i am an independent. nono, .is ans no. t is the answer to that lastn question.
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i've always been an independent minded person, evet-mindedn as e been a democrat for over alway twenty years. i've always been an independent democraten. ately th and ultimately this >>mocratic party is gone insane. you saidg: some incredibly brave things. i don't thin you sai incredibk d the stuff about the anti whitee racism. >> yeah,an people are scared ofr saying that because they're afraid they're not being called racist. exactly. o be cdso you just have to justt long ago. yeah, i guess we'rkee we'll just take being hated. bu t what do you make of thish t whole january six comedy stuff i happening now? do you think it was justat it' a coincidence that it's now? no, of course not.s from the very beginning, this has been political theater. have a commission that's supposed to be bipartisan? d it's supposed to be unbiased and objective, but from the from the get go , from day one , it was an announcement of guilty before they even began. and so, i mean, it's nothis i surprise to me thatat the american people are not paying attention tha i t this is not what's on their minds. there obviously many other things that people are struggling with and dealing
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with all across the country. this is thiss no is not one of a them. >> yeah. you know, toddat, she makes a great point. more people are watchinge ar your show. wow. the attacks on the four to six time slot, i don't know.tacn but i actually think what may be factually correct. >> well, you'ractuale a lawyerl. i am your lawyer. a so i've got two questions forns you. >> one , why what will thehe subpoena do? anything like he doesn't reallyk have to show up.i and if the congress takes back that republicans take the congress, it's never goinges to happen. and if he gets subpoenaed, should he testif subpo y to yout point? that's what this is all about ao in regular law. ini practiced in santa monica superior court, a two month time window, which is basicallym noththe democrats have at thisoa point is nothing. i could get a subpoena dragged out way longer than two monthsal and drag it along, makerson the person testify maybe inent f three , four or five months. this is the president of the united states . this is an unprecedented asked.l you don't think this is going to get dragged on beyond twoon
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months? the democrats know it's going ed to get dragged on too much, and that's why they waited tillst the last minute. they know they're not going ton. get this. itis is their last ditcho effot . has nothing to do with january six , has everything to doo . with november 8th. e mi >> they're trying to scored it'g some points for the midterms and it is going to fail big timebig time catch. >> does it bother you that i they're using our tax dollarsus to try and swaouy an election?x surprising, isn't i mean, taxct? dollars bother me in general. that's true. i a concept of tax dollars i'm against. so yes, yes, yes.i agre and i that i agree with todd.i o i don't understand whyy wait they wait until now. nbecause unless trump decides t that he just wants to do it b because he think it would be fun. yeah, but that's a lot ofa the reason is a possibility. yes. he's not a guy where he's like an audience. no, thank you.no thaic which i get i'm a guy like thatn to so i can understand.o, but if he doesn't want you, there's no way he has to because it's going to flip tot a
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republican control. you can drag it out far longer than that, as todd said. >> and if they really wanted to ,they could have had and be one of the first people they asked, but they didn't. bufirst. thisz cheney is obviously gone all in with this thing.shea so she had to make sure she had this invitation. >> yeah, well, do you think he should do it? >> no, no.on no, i don't. the for one , reason. >> why should they get all the ratings? why should they be relevant? kehe's like, i'll do it. cnd that's how he should do it, because that's what his 1000% about. cnn needs this. >> msnbc needs this because they're going to cover it wall to wall and it'll be twenty four hours of trump again. >> and then people will watch one , the ones that feed off it and the other ones will watchwa because they want to defend it. sod that's what this is reallyn ou about. three other presidents in our historn y have beenl th subpoenaed and all three didn't do it. so whao .t they actually going o se to him if he does what, cheney is going to put him on secret, double probation? tre yeah, i mean, they literally tried everything they can toth
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get him put behind bars to get to the point where he couldn't runw they'l. so now they're going to haveat him come out. and even if held did i what wou it have been? they all would have made the little speeches. and every time he spoke, while you're out of time , you're out of order. it's a waste of his time. he never listens. but misprision do not punch u down and do not bring them up. i you know, though, i have to sayy this, i imagine tirhas, how grea tt this show would be every night if he was testifying, we wouldn't even havework to work. we would just come in here, just roll tape and this is the . whd it's nott ju and it'sts nott president trump. whatever someone or groupcusati decides to make accusationons against you with no foundation or no basis for anything other than just to ruin you or besmirch your name, the worst thing to dcho is engag your e h. the only people that you have to be clear with when you're accu a damaging accusation, are our alleged crimes been throwndo against you by people who don't have anything to do with law enforcement? is to engage? b won't be we have to be goodr with . is your family, your friends,
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your job. you don't owe them ae nth explanation. he didn't. and if he didn't do anything wrong, which wn explane the fbis said he hasn't, he has nothing to discuss with him. so there's ne o point. >> don't feed the fire.do all right.n't fe well, that guy said to my missus, we'll have to leave it there. >> up next, biological mene get the shaft when it comes to the draft. >> if you'll be in the new york area, you would like free tickets to see gutfeld , go to fox news.com. gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience by three hundred by empire to three hundred and eight hundred eight to three hundred. >> today, one of my favorite supplements, qnol turmeric turmeric helps with healthy joints and inflammations. unlike regular turmeric supplements, cuno superior
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says, quote, us citizens or immigrants who are born male and change their gender tofe female are stillmale required tt register individuals who are born female and change their gender to male are not required to register. so did you get that?t ou i'll spell it out for you.r if you are a he who becomes is she you're still technically a he in the government's eyes. so you must go to war, talk war about the battle of the bulge. you can clap. thank you. but if you're a faucia who becomes a he, you're still a she and thus you're exempt. >> yeah. talk about unfair. air. women are exempt from the draft and they live longer and they look better in leopard printn ln now, the rule isn't new , but it's getting more attention after the selective service just tweeted a reminder tod parents that their sons need to register for the the draft. it's a popular account since
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we're being led to nuclear warwr by a dementia patient. so when it comes to war,olog biology suddenly matters, butw v it's thrown out the window everywhere else, from women, sports to prisons. rom o to your child's classroom, but in the real world, the navy still thinks it takes men to make see men . i don't care. it's friday. l of so to tell you, fine young men watching me right now, let this be a lesson. becoming a woman won't save yous from a draft, even if it savesv you from paying for dinner. oh, is safe . would say that. not me, tulsi, because i'm very progressive. clearly, yes. progressiit's too late. you reveal your true colors every time i come here. yeah. oh, it gets worse.ust >> gets worse. i'm not as well as most people
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know. you aru're ae a veteran. yes. you've served in the armedve. forces. >> bilston[appla. i'm still in the army reserves. lieutenant colonel serving as a civil affairs officer., and this whole thing, greg, this whole thing, as you pointed out, this is how muchhi this administration loves war, is that there is no other part of our society where they are not politically correct in denying the objective of truth, that there is biologicall differences between a man, a woman, except when it comes to going to war. going yeah, yes. it'swa it's funny, but so frickn disturbing. yeah. becaus ng.e we are literally at o the brink of nuclear war because of what president biden, his administrationresidentnd his ard and that places us and humanity and all of the world at risk.. and this is how they're doing it. how dare you say that, tulsi,a u that makes you a putin puppet. because i don't want to go to
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nuclear war. yes. yes.>> gre g:rulethat's the new rule. p now, if you even mention peace the key word, which is peace, right. they will replace it with putin or propagandist or, i don'ts know, something. and note sorry. notice with this wholeg thingo, wher came out, where where are all the the culture warriors now? where are all thesale so-called progressives who are so stuckogs on pronouns that if yoivu use the wrong pronoun, they want to accuse you of sexual harassment. where the are they now speaking wron where out about this and hr unfair and unjust this is ? yeah, justhis is? it is pretty kind of hypocritical o--fs government. no, it's not hypocritical government. it's hypocritical of the woke becaus's hypocritie their wholei avoid responsibility or have toi do anything they want, . everything given to them. so'l the last thing they're goih to do is go defend the country because that looks like hardhard work. so, of course, let's sende the the men there.pr the problem with everything ever so let's send them all, you know, and when it comes to biology, it is just fac
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the cold, hard facts when ittsso comes to physical combat. when it comes to fighting,just we're just genetically betterer at it because that's what we're designed to do. that's jus t mother nature. hea and you can't argue that. and so you won't hear them say anything on this one . you can. you can. the more misogynist you cane alpha you are, the more they'll want you to go . so, so and then defend them souo they can sit at home and talke down on you and then spit on you when you come home,n yo because that's the beauty of hom living in the first world. the unitede. states is people like that are allowed the freedom to be hypocritical like this. ao and instead of saying thank you, they say, what else can hyc i get? yeah.k oh, cat, i would give anything to see you drafted. well, you'd be giving upg my life. y i wouldn't douo very well, but : would be healthy. >>m not good at followin ig directions. i have no strength, but i don't agree. okay, well i don'tft. agree with the draft with you
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on that. i'm against the draft period. thanks tfto yoriu ofod. you out . i appreciate it.the yeah. i don't thin ck the government has the right to compel you to risk your life for its own endse with you, which you may or may hat agree with yourself, especially considering how , you know, we've already seen it used to fight battles that are not our own battles. we wouldn't need to be thinking about this if we weren't so i obsessed with inserting ourselves into every w single global conflict out there. overy it's completely wrong. it's completely gross, especially because the peoplspee who call for war are never the ones that have to go fight it. it.the people who bring us to the brink of nuclear war,t br they have bunkers. yeah. so, you know, that's where youe] think that's the kind ofuage y language charge you can hear atu 4:00 a.m. we try and sometimes slip through. i have a different takut theel u on this. you guys are talking aboutes the real issue. yes. look at here i look at this from the perspective of a father of two little girls. gro yes, they will grow up atd be some point and be larger than
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they are currently. they're both under two. but this is the bidedennistra administration admittingti that trans women are men and thatand they can fight and die in combat. tht those people are then allowed to play sports against my girls. osso basically, my little girlsp will go up against tyrus in a dress someday. ayou get destroyed. that's a scary image. t i floated the imaghee of 80% address a lot while preparing for this site. preparithis segright. what do you think?>> g what are you goingre to do? what was the last thing youlast said, cat? oui have nothing more . i rest my .es. yes, i'm going to rest more than that.e going we do have a back door. i gave you this run really fast. it's all right. up that was exciting. him up next, they want him to take a hike for what he said behind the mic. what if you could whiten
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he said take off that dress.f th which led to this stupid mess. posters were clutching c their pearls when aikman t compared footballers their o gi. >> troy aikman seeing their . yeah, that's him.no that's him. h walking back comments he madengm during a monday night footballon broadcast where he criticized a play call hoping that future rule changes will , quote, take the dresses off. troy was frustrate d by ahe debatable roughing the passer call between the chiefs and the raiders. ca chiefs anfootball team's cat. here's the moment in question.tn play again. >> the ball comes out rightt rih there. t thin the ball is possessed by jones. nd wit he's going to the ground with car bodies here. s to it's just where he is too much.s i mean, my hope is the the competition committee looks at this next set of meetings. >> you know, we take the dresses off, mama.
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the offhand comment was made in passing, but some on social sex media called akin's remarks sexist and sadly, he responded to the controversy on a localoc dallas radio shoalw. commen dumean, my comments werets dumb just shouldn't have made them just dumb remarks. on my part. >> pathetic, pathetic.athetic. troy is now a girl's name, but did he really need totwitte apologize? twitter outrage doesn't affect real lifdoesn'e, especially judt by all the tweets about how airlinesha. offe and who did he actually offend?r who did hem? arm? know for one thing, we know women have proved they belong on the football field. they helped me spell defense. that's funny and really, women f are only offended by football when the team's uniformstball w' match. paid
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and let's be honest, women haven't paid attention to football since they penalize sis dancing. while a sexist would say all of. that, i sense the theme there. all right, todd, i don't know if you stay if you're up, youori can stay awake for monday. night football again. so you just said this the first time you saw it. would you have apologized for this? absolutely not. but this is what happens whent y you call games for wokou e disney hav . aptice he didn't have toto apologize for stuff. the first twenty years ofears career when he was at a different network, fox. >> it was the previous week,epit but it was break also under the left's own standards. can't anyone wea wr a dress?dres yeah, can't anyone playy thin football? >> the crazy thing about this, whenever this happens inking a when arena, right, you have these people apologizing for the most benign thingshave sports . >> hav r been inr be a locker room? the languagen you hear and thea is much worse. the competition committee should drop the dress. drop t you know, it's ridiculous. dres yes. i've been in man y locker rooms
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and i didn't play any sports . right. rit is life been? what is life been any different? if he hadn't apologized, like, why he's got f you money. he's rich. he could do anything he wants. . why did he succumb? first of all, that was a terrible call. yeah, i know that because int wa the break, tyra said that wasa a terrible call. thatible ci was watching bacheln paradise and everything and everything i know about him. i learned from king of a hill, all recommend also i would even know who he was. yes. everythiyeah, it wouldn't it i a shouldn't like he was reading the things he though thingt it s everybody. it's such a small percentage of people that are evenry on twittr and even the people who tweeted it weren't actually ma peod. no, there's nobody actually was upset or crying or needed to be canceled. because someone made a joke about a dress. and if so, there's something else going on . and i think they were probablyui just upset. ll and they were watching football and they wanted to watch
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bachelor in paradise, but they're but their husbands had football on , so that's why they were mad and they were taking it ou t on him. i think i think ironically, wer: found out who was really out wearing the dress. it was troy. allywe'll be right back from wh? see what i did there? did i turned it around. >> you're off the hook. yeah, you know what's sounderstt stupid? and i understand why to your point, which is excellentoo or . he deposit's he works for disney and disney's ruined espn ane ruining mondayrrible night football was a terrible covid. besides he said. the reason why he wanted toarteb take the dresses offacs be the quarterbacks is because you don't hit a personcadon't with on . it's a compliment. tak sou gos t to take the dress off and be dressed like man to get hit. so that's what he was saying. lk so how could you be offended onless you'd like to change it to her, then you have open
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season on hitting people with dresses. isn't that worse?t that it is . i that as an aside, i'll be putting on a dress immediately or i wouldn't hear you go well. class anacostia's and you act like it's the first time you've done that right? firsnethe bigger problem with ti that i phyto see is that every time somebody like him who has power and authority and wealth succumbs to pressure, it makes it harder for other people too fight localness who don't haveso all of this stuff. like if he just says, i'm not going to apologize, i mean, e no everybody else is , it's easier for them not to apologize. >> yeah,apolog first of all, whn i read the article, i was like,h yeah, of course, i wouldn'tall. wear a dress if i was playinghi football. how is that like this? isis just practical reality. right?. >> you right. yeah, you're exactly're right, though. that is that is kind owhen peofs the bigger point here, is that when people who are inwealth positions of wealth and power
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and influence kowtow to the counci l culture and thepoliti political correct weakness, thenca it has the effect ofa lo causing a lot of other people who are worried about losingjo their jobs, worried about how they're going to pay, worrw the rent otheyr the mortgage tog have to self censor, whether it's at work or at school or at a family gathering or anything else. and thiss exy th this is exactly the problem and the effect of what he has done and what o others do in thithers situation >> could you remember you remember what football players used to say on tv, joe namath, r remember john riggs from the i just read translated. p that was why you wouldn't want to wait. bleeped out the wrong one . i go. i go. john riggs from the redskins.res i wakis supposedns to flip thatp yeah, cuss like a sailor when i play ball. >> it just felt right. yeah. i'm just envisioning people actually playing football and dresses. and i think that would make thesdrese center quarterback exchange a lot more interesting than he currently is .
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thing is not doing it like it did. cyrus iss having to translate.. yeah. interpret.in doterp you>> gre think this wast click bait bait or did they know i you i think the evidence of the fact thats is they mean this is shown in the so-called progressive warriors in congressiv who have zero to say about the fact that nuclear war there is literally nothing worse than nuclear war. worse for the government. i went to chernobyl, what,becau back in two thousand nine because i wanted to see r what happened there. and they gave us these radiation measuring meters everywhere we went, whichwent, showed there is still radiation there. so these these t progressivehese awoke warriors are silent on nuclear war. but pound the pavement every ch day saying climate change is the greatest existential threat to humanity. reatesreat tit's crazy. we go ahead.o i'm sorry. just to be clear, becausehe i feel like i have to say it.ler we are on the brink of nuclearma war that is putting humanity and the world at risk.
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as we know, this is the existential threat we face and it's friday night. everybody enjoy that. night marguerita. garita. >> exactly. taj, i would like to take the people who wrote this article and take them to a place where there's absolutely no power in the ukraine. just drop in there, okay, thenda eat each other in a half hour.a these are like i said, i hate s, you when i hear the word wokes h warrior because there's nothing warrior about them. >>in they they sit in their firr world little perches and theykio they they spew out all thisf. kind of stuff. the same idiote sames like said. they're going to savereal the planet for real. th the planetto save ,find planets doing great planet deals with tectonic plates, moving meteors, crashing heat, fire on pyro. planets, doing we might be ond f our way out. that's kind of how it works.rks. i don't know how many dyna d stories we're driving around in suvs at the time when they went, butat the they went
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because that's just the way the planet works. but they don't have to have facts or scienceon't havfact, a behind them.t they said it and then they all got around each other like, wow, we're really doingl yo something. and all you did was,d is is for encoyou encouraged the wrong people. >> and then so the wro now whats what he's doing is good. but here's the thing. you can't say we shouldn't send money. yeah. over there and that we ove shoud stay out of it. but you can say putin blowing ukraine halfway to is good for the environment. enviy incredible. it's incredible.az crazy pills. >> you could actually using this, like, myopic, weird view, you could actually put a positive spin on everything te from covid to the holocaust, any reduction of human life is a carbon footprint reduction. >> this article is insane, even though they acknowledge at the top the authors say, you hum knowan, putin's a bad guy. war is bad. it's almost like they did it>> ' because they had you.
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>> and then, like, the next line is like, hey, it's nott th the worst thing in the world that europe is going to be in wd war soon and that people are dying every day in ukraine because those europeans are getting wall insulation. sessi iton literally says that in that article, never mind the fact pug that putting aside the nucleartt threat, which is obviously a huge concern, this winter, many thousands of peoplef peop will die in europe because of g their ridiculous worship of green energy policies. they're going to die.is is >>no this isn't a joke.. that's scary. we can't emulate that here in the states. >> yeah. now, it's such an it's an antihuman perspective. right. and you can justify anythingy wa and justify working to justify atrocity. and took five . d .i think it took four people e write that score. people should go cover the war in ukraine. sr aine ayeah, exactly.they w and everybody know they wrote ac that article. yeah. and the good tal andtu the good news. talk about the good news. exactly. all right. up up next, sometimes jokes we create need extra days to marinate.
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