worry because there are people to buy its debt. those things created this inflation, they're changing climate for any government, any government in the world, u.s. is in stronger position than the british government because it is a bigger country. every government around the world has to deal with a new environment in which free money, cheap money, is not available. >> thank you very, very much. following all of that. hi, i am greg gutfield with judge jeanine, jesse watters. dana perino. "the five." democrats are panicked that they peaked too early with three weeks to go before the midterms, but hey, like jesse in high school, it happens to the best of us. the party of woke schools

and gender studies realizing the momentum they had over the summer is melting faster than joe biden's ice cream. one lefty saying i am wishing the election were in august. sorry, jack, they're still in november. the reason democrats are throwing a pity party is a batch of polls that has republicans, including a brutal one in "new york times," chose independent women swinging sharply toward republicans in the span of a month. nancy pelosi still in total denial. >> let's talk about rising inflation concerns along with crime giving momentum, new momentum to republicans after the democrats were closing the gap. >> i think that much of what you've said i don't agree with. that is to say, new poll is an outlier poll, what weave through with the legislation under leadership of president biden who has done a spectacular job, he's had a better two years than

most presidents you can name certainly in the recent generations. >> yeah, good-bye. joy behar, failing to live up to her name, the co-host is upset voters are more focused on pocketbook issues. >> what's depressing is "new york times" released a poll today that says that 71% of voters agree that democracy is under threat. >> yeah. >> only 7% of voters rank a threat to democracy as a major issue this election cycle. >> yeah. >> i find that so depressing, i can't begin to tell you. >> i don't like polls. >> dana, that tells you everything. they really wanted it to be about january 6th. >> the thing is, she says it is so depressing that people think democracy is in peril, but the democrats were the ones funding the very candidates now that they're worried about getting elected. so congratulations. your mission accomplished, going back to yesterday. one of the things about

them, the democrats, is they just spent their money way too early on an issue that was going to go away. imagine i did this pew etch and sketch and greg comes along, knocks it out of my hands, shakes it up, and it is gone. wait, i wasted $100 million on something that i'm not going to be able to run on. today, the senate majority leader chuck schumer says we're going to do this, go after maga republicans by having a bill to codify roe v. wade. kind of weird, the supreme court said there's no constitutional right to abortion, but go ahead, pass the bill, have the supreme court knock it down again, fine. that tells me that they've just spent hundreds of millions on abortion ads but are not willing to say where they are on abortion. the last three weeks of debates have been more about democrats having to defend their position about abortion up 'til birth rather than the limited version most americans want. so they're in a little bit of a pickle. >> going all in on

abortion. all right. pi piers, president biden was lecturing the brits about the economy. now your chance to respond. >> thank you for having me back. i don't know if you knew i was coming back or you agreed to me being back, but grateful to be here. what do they feel about president biden money muching his massive ice cream, hat tip. your denunciation of ice cream eating, no man should be seen eating a guy january particular one. add that to your brill nant assessment how inappropriate it was. it was inappropriate, what he was doing with the cone in his hand is revealing the wider truth about the economy. ice cream prices are up 13% because dairy farming costs have gone through the roof. why have they gone through the roof, why is milk so expensive? inflation. there's 8.2% inflation. that's rippling through

everybody's lives, making everything expensive. i can see a president, the u.s. economy is strong as hell, start lecturing the british prime minister, he is right about one thing, she's utterly useless. by the time we if come over there, she may not be prime minister, on the factual side is correct. i made the point in my column, it would be like kim kardashian lecturing people on being talentless. she might be right but not the right person to deliver that message. i thought about that with biden. come on, look at your own backyard before you lecture the rest of the world about the economy. seems to be suffering from what i call acute delusion. looking out here, seeing the clear blue lovely sky on this beautiful sunny day in new york city, saying it is pouring with rain and pitch black. you would say no it's not, it is blue. i would say no, it is not. it is raining and pitch black. the man is completely nuts, lost his marbles.

that's where i am with, i am afraid, with leader of the free world. he is saying things that simply aren't true. when it comes to midterms, my prediction, the american people who know it is untrue because they're paying the extra costs every day are going to vote accordingly. >> yes, that's the thing, judge. people are seeing the consequences of his presidency. >> what piers says is exactly right, the american people know it is untrue. so if you think about what they tell us that we can verify or confirm, it is not all of a sudden this is the first time they're lying to us from washington. i want to talk about the abortion issue a second. i think it is so, so important. first of all, people think that women vote on one issue only and they don't. and it is about time that they recognized women as more than just women who are concerned about people concerned about abortion. they were so invested in this issue after the official decision was

leaked by the supreme court that they allowed for the disruption for months, six weeks, seven weeks after the decision came out, of people going in front of the justice' home, attempted assassination of justice cavanaugh, and all of the outrage. that's how they were playing it out. so it wasn't just the ads, and they spent millions, you're right, ahead of time on ads on abortion, but they made the world, america at least, look at all of this lunacy that no one was buying into because the people were watching it had to go to the store and figure out how much money they had for dinner for the week for their kids and how far they could drive. so you know what, they may have peaked too early. not just that they peaked too early, i think the republicans are seeing and have a hand on what's going on. >> peaking is a medical condition. i extend my sympathy to democrats who think too

early. >> i believe we have a number of commercials that were on the show, a guy in a classic car, jog ongoing the beach. jesse, my theory is that nobody bought the garbage about the inflation reduction act because when you looked at the inflation reduction act, there was no inflation reduction, so we could no longer trust anything they have to say. >> take issue with the intro. i peaked in middle school, not high school. here's what happened. the democrats are saying they peaked in august. what was everybody doing in august? we were on vacation. we were drunk. we were tan. we weren't watching television. we weren't paying attention to what democrats in d.c. were doing, we were with our families and enjoying life-threatening. >> i was in maximum security prison interviewing serial killers. >> i was here at the table. >> i was doing charity work. >> i was off all of august. >> they got lucky when they caught a trend they

had nothing to do with. remember, the market rallied in august off the summer, and gas prices came down off summer highs. once people get back in session in september, demand is up for gasoline. they're going back to work and watching tv and paying attention. and gas prices go up, mortgage rates skyrocket. people start focusing on failures of the democrats, and that's when things got bad. the elites have never paid any attention to inflation, and who's the guy, chief of staff, ron klain, he gave it away early last year when he said inflation is a high class problem. they've never understood how middle and lower class workers have to deal with high prices. they've been completely detached the entire time and they're going to pay for it. i actually, and i don't like nancy pelosi, i'm with nancy on this. you have to just continue to claim you're going to win this thing, right?

the guy that leaked this thing to politico that says it is not looking too good for democrats, we peaked early, he should be brought outside and shot because that's off message. you have to stay on message. remember donald trump was like it will be a red wave. you have to go in to keep the troops motivated, so i understand what she's saying. piers, you and i don't agree on much, especially with weapons, but a man should never look an ice cream -- >> never. it is like talking about christmas before december. it should be a criminal offense. >> lock them up. that's what i say. finally, you know what a real high class problem is? the wokism. that's the high class problem. that's what obama said yesterday. up next, we know why the border is a disaster under biden. a top official is literally sleeping on the job. yes.

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>> jesse: president biden caught trying to cover up his failure at the border. the white house reveals the pressure to not declare an emergency over fear it would hurt the president's image. the mayor caved, even though his city was overrun by thousands of migrants. when not covering up the crisis, they're sleeping on the job. taking a cue from sleepy sgroe himself, the guy

that leads the u.s. customs and border protection agency is slammed for being disconnected from his work, sleeping through key meetings on the migration crisis. greg, what if the meeting was really boring. >> greg: you are a sleeper, i have walked by, seen you completely out. >> jesse: i was focused. >> greg: the guy in charge is sleeping on the job. meanwhile those doing their job, keeping illegal aliens from crossing the border, their careers were ruined, accused of whipping migrants. here's a guy disconnected from the reality, and people living the reality are getting screwed. meanwhile, mayorkas saying you should report on an open border, it entices smugglers. no, you gremlin, having an open border entices smugglers. what he is trying to say, i wish the media would

stop showing america why i should be fired because i don't understand why mayorkas is there after what he did to border agents. >> jesse: hairless gremlin, has to be one of the all time best. when joe biden says that to an el paso mayor, what does that tell you about his leadership? >> dana: couple things. the pressuring of the el paso mayor reminds me what we talked about last week, the white house pressuring opec not to cut oil production until after the midterms because it would look bad. everything was political. even though the policy is hurting the people of the united states. that's not good. i learned from bill mal ewings, the el paso mayor sent 11,000 to new york city on buses, nobody complains about the el paso mayor. >> greg: he is a democrat i. >> dana: you see the

disd disp disparity. the republicans warned during his confirmation this was going to be a problem. basically, you can't have a sanctuary city guy running cbp. that's like having a drug dealer run the drug enforcement agency. this is what you get for it. >> jesse: judge jeanine, your take on what we heard from joe biden and the sleeper. >> jeanine: it is like we now have, they used to have the three stooges, curly, larry, mo. we have kamala, mayorkas, chris magnus, being the commissioner sleeping on the job. the crazy part of all this, they want people to commit. let's just admit it. they're not trying to stop them, they're not doing anything. i guess they're just letting them come in. if it weren't for the drones, we wouldn't know anything about the del rio, all of the thousands coming through del rio. if it weren't for bill, we wouldn't know about this. they want to hide it from

the american people but in the end they're all over the place, they're going all over the country and it is about politics. they complain about a republican governor, never complain about a democrat mayor sending people, like mayor adams. he is so fixated on ron desantis, fixated on greg abbott, and it is sad. people want to trust their leaders, they want to trust people they voted for, they want to believe them. they want to think they're saying the truth, but they're not. they're lying. it is all about ideology and power. >> jesse: if you were the chief of border patrol, how would you handle it. >> let all the brits in. >> greg: deport? >> we are grateful you have taken charge of them. i suspect meghan markle wants to be clean of the united states of america.

we have a similar issue with our border now with the french channel. same kind of argument. as the situation gets worse and worse, particularly on the left there are a lot of people who simply cover their eyes, fingers in the ears, this is not happening, it is not an emergency, it is not a problem. they don't want anything to be done about it. if you try to say anything should be done, automatically you're branded a racist. same in america on a bigger scale. many more people coming over the border illegally. many parts of the border it is an emergency, but joe biden, i discussed about the color of the sky, he doesn't want you to believe what you see with your own eyes. complete delusion. he says there is no emergency, please don't say there's an emergency, it is bad for me, even when there is one. he said as you rightly point out to the saudis, don't cut oil production before the midterms, that will have an effect on gas prices, might hurt me in the midterms. it is all delusion, smoke

and mirrors. ultimately i think the american people, i think they can cope with bad news, a bit like the brits, who are stoic people, right? the americans and brits. we can cope with bad news if we believe it is being given to us honestly. this is the situation, this is what we're trying to do to fix it, judge us accordingly. when they try to tell you it is better than it actually is and you believe they're lying to you, that i think is a real problem for integrity and honesty in public office, and i think people will vote accordingly. >> dana: you know who i think leaked that story about falling asleep in the meetings, kamala harris. take the pressure off. >> jesse: you know what, you got it. >> dana: i think i got it. >> greg: sleeps on the job. >> jesse: greg, be careful. democrats are claiming the surge in crime is all in your head.

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>> first of all, that was north london forever, the anthem of my soccer team, arsenal. we are top of the premier league first time in 18 years, after 18 years of pain and torment and torture. finally we're winning. none of your viewers care. i'll move on to what you do care about. democrats looking for ways to deflect blame on surging violence on america's streets. in los angeles, a homeless woman stabbed a woman in the head with scissors. she's recovering from traumatic brain injury. in new york, a man pushed

to his death in front of a subway train after he accidentally bumped into another rider and knocked over his cell phone. the mayor of new york city eric adams argues the idea that new york city is up safe is an illusion. >> we're dealing with actual crimes, eight homicides and the perception of fear that people are feeling. i am going to deal with that perception and the actual crime. we can't get away from the fact we have 3.5 million people using our subway system. we have to be honest about that. those average of six crimes a day is not giving the impression our system is out of control. >> well, judge, delusion may be the theme of tonight. this seems to be a mayor completely deluded about what fear of crime actually involves. >> jeanine: piers, the real problem is new yorkers are desperate and voted for that man because he was a former police captain. everything that he has done has been inconsistent with that prior cv.

i still want to see this guy with his sleeves rolled up out there at the scene of a homicide bad mouthing albany for the laws that we have. i have seen people blame crime on circumstances, on the pandemic, on poverty, blame it sometimes on the criminal, sometimes on the victim. this guy is blaming crime on our perception of whether or not we see it as a crime. he's wrong. the stats belie everything that he says and you know what, if the mayor of new york city is going to get up and make a statement about statistics, he ought to be right. first of all, crime is up on the subway, the highest it has been in 25 years, and the people riding the subway now, it is less than half what it was two years ago. so we've got double, triple the crime with half the people riding the subway. homelessness is out of control. crime on the subway is out of control. all of us have seen images of women being raped on a

platform. people pushed in front of a train, asian beaten at a subway station, and i'm just talking about crime on the trains. damn it, you know, every time someone is injured, he wants to talk about perc perception. why don't you deal with the victims and reality. >> you were -- this stat, 22 murdered on new york subway since the start of 2020, including eight this year. i don't care what part of the world you're from, if 22 people are murdered on the subway in two years, that's not a perception issue, that is a reality. >> greg: and you know that's reality when you compare to previous time and see the increase. you come up with statistics. the city is a barrel, we are the fish. there was a promise from the new mayor. i think it has run out.

not entirely his fault, this is the fault of one party rule. there's no resistance when brake lines are cut. this is a single parent household and the single parent can't take care of the kid. you'll end up like minneapolis, louisville, san francisco, l.a., the only way it works is if people work together. the problem is a certain new leader, progressive leader who doesn't believe that what we are doing is actually fair, that actually law and order is oppr oppression, you look at homelessness, you look at drug addiction, crime, the border. what do they have in common? nothing is being done. when you talk to these leaders, you get the feeling that that's exactly what they want. so it is like when you are yelling, yeah, yeah, yeah. but maybe this will come to a head and we'll be able to remake society in a completely different way because everything sucks. >> the number one issue,

burning issue for new yorkers now according to new poll was crime. even more than inflation. i found that staggering, enlightening. >> dana: seeing it with their own eyes, seeing there needs to be a change. perhaps this is the straw that breaks the camel's back and maybe gets some changes. friends on both sides of the aisle that work in political consulting believe that republicans are going to pick up all of the seats on long island and most of the seats in hudson valley are probably theirs as well. that's a big change. one of the reasons you have a perception is based on your own two eyes. and it is based on the thing your husband says, you're not taking the subway, you're not walking home. you have to leave an hour early because traffic is so bad, nobody is on the subway. nobody is on the subway, nobody is paying to be on the subway and it will go bankrupt. taxpayers will have to bail out new york city subway system, you have to have a subway system in the nation's capital, and

inflation border crime issue, the theme, it is remarkable. each of these instances, democrats are saying inflation is transitory, not happening, not that bad. the economy is strong as hell. what? oh, the border is secure. crime is just your perception. >> greg: i had a stink dinner. there was no crime. >> this is a running theme i think of this administration and people seem to not want to believe what we're watching with our own eyes, hearing with our own ears. it is delusion. >> jesse: it is. i am afraid of rats. say i go to your castle, during dinner a rat scurries across my penny loafer. you could say jesse, chances of you being bitten by a rat are infinitesimal. i don't care. i want you to set a rat trap and i want a dead rat. that's what the country wants. they want action. they don't want to be

explained how in context it may not be that big a deal, especially when it is a big deal. imagine the war on terror and people were afraid of domestic terror attacks. barack obama or anybody didn't say the chances of you dying from a domestic terror attack by isis is small. we wanted to kill terrorists. the leaders now are afraid to take action, afraid of the consequences of taking action. >> being tough on crime is a sure fire election winner. especially when people actually have a perception there's a lot of crime. >> greg: who are they scared of. that's when you find out where it leads. >> jesse: they're scared of the leftwing base, rather talk about it than take action. >> i wouldn't use rats, i would use a fox. need a big trap for a fox.

you like it. the fox gets the fox. >> dana: road trip. >> up next, no wonder there's no hope for the future. spoiled generation z brats, whatever they call themselves say they love can cancel culture. we have that next. i think i changed my mind about these glasses. yeah, it happens. that's why visionworks gives you 100 days to change your mind. it's simple. anything else i can help you with? like what? visionworks. see the difference. ♪ here goes nothing. hey greg. um...hello? it's me, your heart! really? yes! recording an ekg in 30 seconds. tada! wow that was fast! good news, pal. i'm not detecting any of the six most common arrhythmias. what next? let's get some fresh air. been cooped up for too long.

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>> stereotypes used income eed i can standup is not okay any more. you can say whatever you want, but you need to be ready for repercussions of what you say. >> while social repuree cushions are not new, what you penalize people for saying is changing and i think that's a positive thing. >> jeanine: okay. just for that, i'll start with you. is penalizing people for saying things a positive thing? >> let me cancel that generation to an island far away where they can sit there in their humorless bubbles and whine and moan and be offended by each other morning, noon and night. i don't know what happened to that generation. the fact they think it is a positive thing to punish people for having opinions and cracking jokes is unfathomable to our various generations, i find it extraordinary we got to this place.

what is wrong with them. how do we fix them? >> greg: this is a good sign when they become a topic on one of those shows. jerry springer would have the people that married their sister and had an affair. these are now the novelty, the freaks. this is what obama was talking about yesterday, saying the left is the party of buzz kills and if you don't change course, you're going to lose. this is going to be such entertainment and fodder for you, jesse. these people are now the co comedy. they're the comedy. they're the ones telling everybody you can't make a joke, you look at them, listen to them, they're hysterical. they're humorless, they're sad, they're lonely. they're the enemies of fun. they make tipper gore look like dee snyder. this is great. this is the best thing that could happen to wokism. this is going down, obama is talking about it, all of the woke products are failing, comic books and

comic book movies, it is all coming apart. that is a sign. a good sign. >> jeanine: jesse, the truth is we have to be clear what we are talking about. we are not talking about a conversation or words that are criminal, like inciting someone to commit a crime, this is just humor. it is not acceptable. who decides what the threshold should be. >> jesse: they do. greg is on fire, made some great points. it is not cancel culture, it is control culture. when you are insecure with who you are, insecure about your identity, you need to join the mob to go out and control what other people say because you don't want to hear anything that might contradict your opinion, hear anything that's opposing your very fragile world view, so you create a safe space for yourself, but it is also a violent attack because you want to destroy someone else. >> it is fascism, the very thing they profess to hate

most. >> greg: don't want them getting guns. >> yes. somebody that humorless, that uptight with a firearm. >> greg: they get nra training and become right wingers. >> jeanine: the truth is, they're a humorless generation. >> dana: so it is interesting. we have a lot of people of that generation working here, and they work on the show and they're terrific. that is the fringe. i think what you said is interesting. now you can look at them, everybody maybe will laugh and all genz is googling dee snyder and tipper gore. i don't remember exactly, but younger people are like what is he talking about. you have to look it up. one serious thing. i think gen z's behavior is fueling the youth mental health crisis. they're so willing to hurt each other, call each other out, all on social

media, something we didn't grow up with thankfully, but it is in their faces all the time. >> we just punched each other. >> jeanine: you got your anger out. up next, an easygoing late night host is apparently a jerk. why james corden is in a major controversy. - [narrator] if your business kept on employees through the pandemic, getrefunds.com can qualify you for a payroll tax refund

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♪ >> dana: james corden comes across as a nice guy, but the star was briefly banned from a popular new york city restaurant for allegedly mistreating the staff. he called him a cretin of a man and most abusive consumer, sharing two unflattering stories, he demanded free drinks for a hair in his food. and corden screamed about them messing up his wife's omelet. the ban was lifted after he called to profusely apologize. got to get the king of late night's views. >> why do you come to the only brit at the table. >> dana: do you know him? >> i do know him. long time friend of mine.

no, i'm surprised, he's actually a good guy, james. a bit passionate. bit fiery sometimes. always liked him and surprised to read it. i was pleased to hear he rang and apologized to the restaurant owner and got unbanned. i have to say the most offensive thing of the story, who orders an egg yoke omelet? what is that. >> dana: what is that. >> you have to have the whites? i found that genuinely offensive. i think it is one of those things. i was brought up by my parents to always be very polite to waiters, wait staff, male and female, because they do long hours for often little money. the least you can do is be respectful. this is a wider point. i distrust people not nice to wait staff. >> dana: and if you're dating one, bail. >> greg: i am happy he is not gaining weight, he is eating healthy omelets and

stuff. when you're a world class celebrity, i will give him advice, you have to be careful. a bad story about you travels farther than a good story. what's better than saying you slept with jesse watters, saying you didn't. >> dana: wow. >> jesse: for sure. for sure. >> greg: didn't see that coming, did you? >> jesse: what just happened. >> jeanine: the amazing part of it is why are you yelling at the waiter, the waiter didn't cook it. and the truth is that so many people, i mean, when i was younger, i waited for about two weeks, got fired, but all of us have done those kinds of jobs and you really don't deserve to be yelled at for anything. >> greg: hair is weird, though. >> jeanine: that's not the waiter's fault, it is the cook's fault. >> greg: could be the waiter's hair. have everybody come out.

>> jeanine: have a lineup, figure out whose hair. to you, jesse. >> jesse: i don't have much. i like how piers' excuse nehbor is arrested for oor homicide, kept to himself. well done. >> it is difficult. the fact he rang and apologized means the story must be true. >> jesse: this is what happens. ouw up on page six, everybody goes crazy. he thinks it is a national thing, but it is just in new york. nobody really cares and he goes nuts. >> dana: he probably didn't think anyone would ever know. but you have to assume. again, back to delusion. you think there aren't cameras everywhere. >> jesse: you had a wedding reception at balthazar, and the general manager said this guy was the rudest? he knows you. >> greg: my reception,

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foreign edition. straight from brazil so i left the watch w watch that call it . [speaking foreign language] >> greg: we get it. you are foreign. all right. that was in frank san paulo, brazil. i bet you didn't know that. for more information, consult a library because i'm not your friend. all right. dana? >> dana: okay. so, a florida family. >> judge jeanine: what was that doing? >> dana: just chilling. >> judge jeanine: dead or alive? >> dana: i think he was alive. it moved. >> jesse: how do you know? >> dana: he moved at one point? [laughter]

>> judge jeanine: it's not even a real bird. it's a toy? >> greg: thank you. >> judge jeanine: okay, go ahead. >> greg: judge says go ahead. >> dana: florida family pranking unsuspecting new girlfriend going viral. >> pledge of allegiance to the flag. >> dana: she didn't know they say the pledge of allegiance. then they all spin around beforehand before dinner. [laughter] >> turns around. [laughter] oh, yeah. that's the best. watch that a few times today. they were just giving her a prank. also, i got a little event to announce. kyle jennings and friends national story tellers taking place friday december 9th. kalamazoo in michigan featuring songwriters. kyle jennings and i'm going to emcee this thing. i love country music as you know. ticketmaster. benefits the michigan cancer center and being presented by

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♪ ♪ >> dana: wow. >> judge jeanine: a patient is playing the sax for nine hours as doctors work to remove a cancerous tumor in his brain. the patient had used the tunes to assure doctors that all neurological function remained intact during the complex awake surgery. and thankfully, the surgery was a success. the musician can now play the saxophone, continue to play this time cancer-free. >> piers: that is the theme from "love story" where she dies. >> greg: glad he is cancer free but the saxophone has to go. >> jesse: i played the drums during my back surgery. >> judge jeanine: you did? >> jesse: a lot of people tonight know that we didn't get it on camera. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: a slew of humped back whales have been undercarriages of boats in new jersey.

look at 70,000-pound humpback emerge from the ocean and nearly shatter this fishing boat, son and the father barely made it out alive. you are able to seen see the barnacles. >> dana: the video in the newsroom today. >> jesse: also tonight crab season gets canceled by climate crazies. >> greg: not crab season. >> bret: greg, what was up with the dead brazilian bird? >> greg: they do crazy things in brazil. >> bret: they do. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, three weeks from the 2022 midterm election, what appears to be a split decision from the white house, president biden's team insisting he is doing everything he can, every day to deal with inflation and the u.s. economy. by far, the top concern for midterm voters. but the president himself is promising to make another issue, abortion, his primary

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