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me? i tested all the best. cosmetics and cocaine, they all helped me finished the screen play. i got to run. >> there you have it, greg, back to you. [ applause ] >> i hate those blue traps. i feel better knowing that maybe it is not so bad after all. this research raises the most important question. where did all this [ bleep ] come from? did we created the lab or china created in the lab? when everybody asked, they're mocked. you know they always ask the

right question, who always get mobbed. bottom line, extremely novel virus escapes a town where there is a gain of function lab and it traced back to that area where viruses were actually created. not found, created. a bunch of people working there got sick and they won't let investigators look around. the virus act like no other virus found in the wild. constantly changing and resisting the old therapies and killing the weak. it is so freaky, people people wondering if it was bio welfare, made by men. sorry, made by a person. women can make horrible viruses, too. what's our government doing? they're not investigating that. they're investigating this. apparently to these idiots the january 6th hearing is way more important than saving humanity itself. the only thing that's protected

is covid's origin. blame it on the people who ate bats. enjoy your new strain, i heard it is mild unless you are a rat. stress makes it susceptible to the disease. at least that's what the experts say. welcome! [ app [ applause ] [ cheers & applause ] jim norton on sirius xm. [ cheers & applause ] >> the global host on fox business, katrina kevins. [ applause ] >> she's like a gummy bear. fax's contributor.

>> my side kick is tyres. [ applause ] >> jim, you look swab. >> thank you. >> you are working out i see? >> i actually worked out on the show. why is greg interviewing that pregnant frog? oh, it is me. >> i find television is the best fat-shaming tool on the planet. >> yes, television and a new laughing woman also raised fat-shaming. >> i have not seen one of those for a while. what's it like? >> it is exciting. worth the money. [ laughter ] [ cheers & applause ] >> nicely done. so turns out what they are testing is not as deadly as originally reported, the media kind of screwed it up. is that is a comfort to you? >> yes, the u.s. and boston

created 80% kill rate. good for us. china gets all the credit for the other one and we want to show that we are better. and i say around of applause for the boys. well-done. well done. [ applause ] >> this is almost as big as victory as the hockey in the olympics of the 1980s. >> i never watched it. don't spoil it. [ laughter ] >> but, it is true. it is like the olympics of pand pandemics. [ laughter ] >> it is. we showed them, in your face, china or where else for that matter. katrina, i am sorry for inviting you on the show? >> no, thanks for having me, you guys are so much fun. >> oh, thank you, i know you are paid to say that. do you think there is some values in this research? when you listen to these people talk, they say this is how you find out the origins by recreating the virus so then you can say oh that's it.

that's the same logic they used when they created this other stuff, what do you think? >> i think it is controlling and flexing the economy is doing as badly as it is. my first thought is where is peter? why are we testing on animals? where is no one outraged about that? that's the first thing that comes to my mind. i think again is just a way to deflect and kind of join the narrative, they always try to change the narrative. >> i don't know -- that's a lot to do to change the narrative, you know, kill some rats. never worked for me. i wish i can kill some rats right now to make the audience laugh. >> to be fair -- to be fair, they were white rats. they were white rats. they're in full-go on the white rats. white rats responsible for the slavery of all other rodents. [ applause ] so you know, they know what their ancestors did. don't try to act cool and ask for cheese.

>> do you think there is any reparations? >> not for the white rats. i am more concerned about the two that lived. where are they at now? [ laughter ] which one of the woke scientists decide to bring them on because they love them and they didn't want them to end up like the other eight. i want to know where those rats are. >> eventually and maybe my producer can correct me, i think they all eventually die, right? >> i need to see the body. [ laughter ] >> because we need to remember this is in college, correct? >> yep. >> if somebody says that rat needs to be in a safe space, you know what i am saying? sorry, we can't run story after story how literally every college student lost their damn woke minds. i need to know where these rats are. >> don't be changing their

names and identified as an armadillo. i want to know where he's at. [ applause ] >> yeah, it is a good strategy because they don't test anything on armadillos. >> exactly. >> right? they just walk out the door. >> coughing on everybody. >> yeah, it is true. so cocky, too, with all the future jewelry. >> you have no idea what it looks like. >> you know, kat, you believe in science, could you take the double advocate approach here and maybe they're trying to save the world but we took the simplestic approach. what they're trying to do is prevent. does that make any sense? >> maybe that was what they were trying to do last time. >> yep. >> i don't like what's happening there. i did feel better when they said okay less dangerous than the original one because i am

healthy enough but i am not like top 20% healthy. >> yeah. >> i am going down. >> what made me feel less better is the statement didn't say now we are done. >> yeah, that was what was missing. this one was not deadly and now we are done doing this. >> maybe the next one will be really bad and we are all going to die. >> what if it is our fault? what if it is not china's fault. what if we were the ones doing all this work? >> we had no idea because they're trying to tell us it came from bat soup? >> you were not allowed to talk about anything else. i totally believe covid was made in the lab the first time i had covid. i never felt like any other virus i ever had and i had a lot of them, not to brag. >> how come nobody goes to jail over this? >> over the virus thing? >> they did their job properly. they made an effective good virus, why did they go to jail for

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welcome back, public speaking as democrats freaking. joe biden facing the opponents on the debate stage. in new york where crimes find you, governor kathy hochul is a coward for refusing to participate in multiple debates. in her event, she's a coward. [ applause ]

>> that really was not defense. enough of this coward-shaming. meanwhile, in arizona, democrat governor candidate katy hobbs refused the debate of republican carrie lake. he then got into a tiny car with 20 other democrats and drove away. instead, hobbs will be doing a one-on-one interview with pbs. that's not a debate. it will be interesting to see the person who wants to raise taxes get interrupted by a pledge drive. meanwhile next tuesday, pennsylvania state candidate dr. oz will debate john federman. he was slow

to commit after suffering a stroke back in may. leading the speculations that his brain does not work due to a stroke and not because he wants to let murders go free. voters wondering if he's healthy enough to run after a black jogger with his gun. >> he did do that. and lucky for him, at least the debate there will be a doctor in the house. but, hey, if federman loses the race, he can always go back to his old job, ringing the bell at notre dame. >> kat, is this a good strategy not showing up? why not, if you can get away with it, right? >> i bet joe biden is like you can do that? >> he tried.

>> yeah, people have all these reasons oh, i don't want to debate carrie lake, that's not the reason. the number one reason that people don't do things is that they don't want to. >> yeah. >> it is the same reason my husband refuses to have text message arguments with me because he knows he's going to lose. >> yeah. >> every single time, i am way better at it. [ laughter ] >> it is the number one reason people block my number. >> yeah, because you are relentless. >> i will text you to the ground. >> it is true. you are like one of those people who kicks and kicks somebody when they are already unconscious. >> yeah, that's how you win-win. >> so messy and ugly. kat katrina, what do you make of this strategy? >> i don't think they have any talking point. under the trump administration, the economy was doing well and the stock market was up and we were happy and healthy

and so what is there to debate? i would not show up either. >> we were told that we were not happy though because it was the tweets and the insults that was making us crazy. what do you think of this? i look at zeldon and carrie lake, they're really good candidate. i don't think they want to debate them because they know they'll get their asses kicked. >> it is tough to debate people that your home can't finance at one point. >> hey, we are going to finance these mormor mortmortgage s, they're good? >> why did you do that? if you are going to push that first world mindset in the woke mentality, you don't need to debate because there is nothing to debate on your side, that's why you have cnn and msnbc and the joy reid and go on their show and you can guys can tell

each other how smart you are and how much people need each other. the question is why don't you run sooner? have you not seen it? you seen what's going on. they're in their echo chambers and it sounds nice and they're so smart. to be in a debate, you have to argue some of your crazy fantasies of what the real world is about and it is worse when these fools are talking about things that are actually happening. no way you are going to debate. absolutely not. they are relying on the machines that helped them two years ago. the america have changed and now stuff on cnn, these world's problems sound kind of [ bleep ], we don't want to hear it. i was watching on the 5:00 earlier today, now, they're on daytime tv.

>> like dr. phil. now, you have to do more than marry your brother to step up your game. >> yeah. >> we know just from ilhan omar, it does not always work out though. >> your polling is unparallel. >> yes, my polling is no as good since i hit my 50s. [ lau [ laughter ] >> i need one of those gain a function lab. [ laughter ] >> regain. >> that's a great title. "reg "regain,". >> that sounds like a really good supplement. >> you know what drivers me crazy about federman, the most comfortable clothing you can wear is a hoodie and gym shorts. sweat down your butt and legs so you can get to walk, that's what you

wear when you go chopping down a tree for christmas or going shopping. now that i see it, it looks terrible. >> nobody ever worn basketball shorts to chop down christmas tree. >> it is like stuff you wear to walmart. it is good to be worn but you don't want to wear pants. >> do you have a hoodie and shorts. >> i wore that on saturday. >> you chopped down a christmas tree while you are there? >> my point being, i felt like a slob but i never felt like a slob before. >> do what i do, i wear a kilt. >> kilts are great. >> sure, they are. with pumps -- >> you don't have to respond to my whatever -- >> look, i am biassed. i am a kathy hochul guy. >> really? >> first of all, i like anyone who looks like a nancy pelosi halloween

costume. [ applause ] >> i think he's a bully. he thinks his idea of justice, if you swing an hatchet at mcdonald's, he thinks you should get arrested. i don't believe that. i believe 45 minutes rehabilitation and right back him again. she's good, terrific. yeah. >> that's the greatest endorsement i have ever heard. anyway, we'll talk more about the sweatshirt/shorts combo during the break. you are going to miss it. and you are going to feel bad for missing it at home. up next, he can't keep his answers short. that was good. [ applause ] can get every o. cabenuva helps keep me undetectable. it's two injections, given by my healthcare provider, every other month. it's one less thing to think about while traveling.

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did she make history for being female and black or for her endless yackity yak.

ketanji jackson's debut on the bench. true, she speaks like she does not have to like people protesting her out. yeah, she's one judge that does not know the meaning of the word brief. and this chart proves it. ketanji spoken 11,003 words. what does she think she is? a movie theater? [ laughter ] >> she's more long-winded than a storm on jupiter. [ laughter ] >> a little astronomy humor out there. who says i don't deliver astronomers? amy coney barrett is her

opponent, she spoken at 4,475. she's followed by sonia sotomayor. women are talking the most. i guess there must be a lot of cases how their day went. [ laughter ] >> i was about to say. >> yeah, terrible. i fire that person. who wrote that? john reports ises the chattiest guy at 3400 words and 2400 or them were yes, sir dear. gorsuch and finally clarence thomas who uttered 96 words during his

eight arguments. i spoken more words alone than justice thomas. women, especially brown jackson talks a lot. >> when you provide the definition of the word woman. >> i can't. >> not in this context. >> i am not a biologist. >> too bad ketanji can't define women. >> we can talk about clarence. >> i am like clarence, i have two words to say on this. so and what? >> they did this and their point was -- when you are

going to lose the vote -- >> right, that's what basically this is about. apparently it is better to go on long tirades to extend it before the vote comes down because it is a right leaning supreme court and so the thought process if she givers long versions of her idea is that it will influence on the other side. most likely she's aiming at clarence thomas. she will keep on talking and talking. i have been through this. fine, we'll go to the mall. let's go to the mall, okay? [ applause ] >> jim, what's your experience with chatty women? >> i know her quite well. >> really? back in your

supreme court days. >> i don't know how you got all that juicy information. >> i know. they're all wearing black robes again. you know, it is boring. [ laughter ] >> but, she used to get drunk and call me at 2:00 in the morning. she would not -- nobody liked me as a judge. >> you are a great judge. and clarence thomas again, he's asleep, that's why he does not talk much. he's old and he's married and he learned how to look interested, oh -- >> all right, you can sleep with your eyes open. >> have you learned that? >> he's resting his eyes. >> it is different. >> yes, i have slept with my eyes opened. >> katrina, does these surprise you at all? >> i would hate to defend her but, i have to stick to the ladies. men have selective hearing that's why we have to speak so much and that's why i am single because i don't have to talk

to anyone. >> oh. >> in business, i get straight to the point. i am like straight to the point but when you are around men, you have to emphasize your points because they don't listen, that's why you are texting so much. >> this lady over here is talking? >> i have no idea, i heard some murmuring. >> i heard what you said. >> thank you, guys. >> you are single! [ applause ] >> yeah. >> gotcha. if you are a supreme court judge, who to say one day women were to be supreme court judges. >> what? >> i am waiting for you to be done talking. [ laughter ] >> because everyone missed the entire point, the sentence that's the most important in this entire article which i read. the arguments have grown longer since the court moved to telephone hearings in may of

2020. women don't talk more than men except on the phone. the women are the only people who talk on the phone. men only talk on the phone if it is for work or a woman is making them talk on the phone. >> uh-huh. >> that's it. men don't know how to work a phone. >> any tips for working a phone? >> yeah? >> you are right, you are right. >> i understand -- how would you work it? >> you don't even know how to talk about it. >> exactly. >> i have thrown a tantrum or two, why are you calling? i just talked to you five minutes ago. what in the world is happening? >> what are you doing? >> what kind of question is that. i always feel like i am doing something wrong which i am. >> hey, what are you doing? >> you really don't care what we are doing. >> if i don't get a response quickly i will say we can just have a nice long talk when i get home. [ laughter ] >> oh. >> then i stop answering. >> yeah.

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corden, banned from the restaurant balthazar. he felt bad how he acted or missed doing shots of garlic butter. of course, he wanted to apologize to staffers until hell freezes over. balthazar's owner announced the ban yesterday calling cordon the most abusive customer in restaurant of the 25 years history. that only makes sense if it is a subtle fat joke. cordon had several melt down at the restaurant over stuff like wrong orders and a piece of hair in a dish. far less

upsetting having to sit through 30 seconds of his car karaoke show. which aaa calls it the number cause of people smashing their cars into walls. hours later, the owner explained since cordon apologized -- jim, you seem like a nice person but i have never been out with you. you can be animal when you don't get your food. have you been banned for anything? >> greg, you are being shy. >> first of all, obviously, we should not be unhappy cruel little late night talk show host. [ laughter ] >> wow. >> but, i remember, forget

we went out one time and greg is not easy. it was the eighth anniversary of our friendship. every year we go out and we eat at a french restaurant and we laughed and you ordered bacon and eggs. and i remember you said i want my bacon so crispy that we can slap it and hear it. we laughed. >> it was funny. >> they laughed too hard but then they brought you limp, soggy bacon and he slapped me in the mouth with bacon. >> i hurt you. >> yeah, but then i still ate it. >> we shared some kind of fondness activity. >> our bacon was not cooked properly. i went back to that, folks. >> no, no -- >> katrina, were you surprised by this man's

behavior? with that said, i love james and i am one of those viewers that watches his karaoke car show. subconsciously, i can't think to save my life but in another life i was a singer so i am pitching myself to be on his karaoke show. >> well, you can pitch yourself right out here. >> oh, that's not very nice. >> i am joking. that was a joke, america. >> you hurt my feeling. >> i am sorry, i am not really sorry but i am sorry. >> kat ordered an omelet for his wife. did you see this? >> of course, i did. i have been reading this all day. >> it was an all-yolk omelet. never heard of such a thing. >> it looks gross. >> why would you do that? >> these were not like the worse thing. someone says oh this guy was a jerk at this restaurant, the worse part is not being banned from the restaurant, it is now everybody giving all these stories, i saw him being a

[ bleep ] one time, too. some of them are really bad. >> yeah, some of them like the one on the plane. he was on a plane and a woman came out with a crying baby and they're like he's going to be a jerk and he put his eye masks on until the end of the flight the woman was up getting the luggage out, could you hold the baby, it was his wife and his baby. >> no! >> god, that sounds too good. >> i don't know if it is true or not. >> it does not have to be. if you get that pissed over a little white yolk omelet, how do you think you treat your baby? >> exactly. >> he should have his kid taken away. >> you should call child service. >> no, it will end up at my house. >> no, i am at my limit. i am done. i don't care how much they are cute and look like me. >> he's going through a

tough time for unemployed late night host. the woke are not used to this. i remember bill mar, i think he had a show on tv, i can't remember. he put some pictures up of how america looked. you came out, too. he samed it and how dare you. he was used to walk into a place and say the latest i think, i will have an all-yolk omelet. there is no way that they'll not be any membrane connected to yolk. impossible. something elitists say and there is one little thing, what did he ask for? i want my drinks free, too. you are a jerk. i get a lot of free stuff when i go out to eat, you know why? i am a good tipper and

i am respectful and i tip good so i can come back. >> this guy with a fear, ending up with twitter protest of his restaurants. that's how it has been the last two years. now, the little old english lady who told us -- she's starting another revolution because now the woke are getting called the [ bleep ] and they don't like it. he's banned him and looked around -- and no one said nothing. >> that's changed. up next, should you lose hope if your dog thinks you are a goat. [ applause ]

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a sorry in five words. female dog, judge your mistake. dogs do judge people when they do mistake but only if the dog is female. >> it is science, that's why they are wired that way. >> or they only pick the mate who's also catching food. he can't do anything right so he won't be an alpha. >> that's why everyone wans a boy dog. stick it together. females are

different, they're quote, "bitchy," that's where it came from. >> hey, that's science. >> how many pets do you have? >> we'll just say 100. >> there you go. >> do you agree with this science? >> i thinks dogs are originated from fox. they are trained to hunt. i am pretty nice but when i am hungry, i am constantly hunting for food throughout the day to keep me happy. i think it makes sense. >> jim, when there is a dog in your presence, can you tell it is disappointed in you? >> yes. >> how so? >> i have pets but i don't have dogs. >> i have a giraffe and two slugs. >> but, i can tell when dogs are disappointed in me. i don't like them either so it is good. >> do they stare at you?

>> they do, they stare with their heads tilted. >> thank you, one chest player. >> kat? >> you have a dog, a male dog, is he judgemental? >> i live with three men. >> i never had a girl pet, ever. i am worried they would hate me the way human girls do. >> [ laughter ] >> that's so funny because you are right. >> i don't see a female animal ever liking you. >> nope, just like all those ladies in the facebook comments. i don't want that in my home. >> i get those letters, too. >> oh, they sign them around. >> sorry, berneice. >> they're not all named bernice. >> oh, that gayle thing got me in trouble. i think gayle is in the audience some where. hi, gayle, she's waiting for you. [ laughter ]

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>> we are at a time. at takes to to katrina café. jim norton. our lovely studio audience yet love you. i love you america back that you , greg. welcome to fox new @ night. i'm trace gallagher and los angeles. breaking tonight the white hous trying to clarify what presiden biden's top priorities are. the president said tackling inflation as his top domestic priority. but the message now from the white house is at that inflatio is only the president's top economic concern. that's because the white house is banking on the abortion