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we have a big announcement tomorrow night on the ingram angle. it stay with s. set your dvr so you always stay connected as well. thank you for watching. remember, it is america now and forever. this is all on the line in november. greg gutfeld and all the gang take it from here >> happy wednesday everybody, how are you doing? you guys are great. democrats are freaking out that they peaked to early with the weeks to go before the midterms. celebrations were so premature, it reminds me of prom night. i know.
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i wish the election was in august said one democrat. as they watch a momentum fate like the electric car tried to get up a hill. the poll has republicans leadin like a woman who just turned 26. because he likes them young. that's the joke. in case you missed it. new york times sees a swing independent women which reminds her that trapeze above larry cutlass hot tub. is it creeping you out? of course at pains that the vie who expected something so different it's like they were given a generic adult diaper instead of their favorite brand. here is a joy sending more miserable than usual and voters more focused on inflation and crime in and not her usual of sessions at and fright legs. what's depressing as the new york times released a poll toda that says that 71 percent of voters believed that democracy is under threat.
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only 7 percent of voters that rank a threat to democracy as a major issue this election cycle. >> i find that so depressing. i can't begin to tell you. >> talk about racist. no prerogatives for you. no surprise rather than focusin on the people care about they went all in on gm six a feeling to realize his slick powerpoint presentation on top hitler does nothing to lower prices, cut crime or seal the border. the only people who actually watch with with essien and producers currently in jail. all it did was provide masturbation funder for anchors msnbc. god knows they need it. they're missing the bigger tren at the bookstores are now realizing their bs and no longe flies will has fizzled out like a three week old bottle ginger ale. had do i know? when they will become the fodde of doctor phil, who is my secon favorite doctor after doctor jill i like her because she
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dresses like my aunts. here is a sad group suggesting punishment for comedians. >> wire comedians at not even willing to come on college campuses anymore because they are scared to death it abel and say something that offends us. >> the stereotypes and comedic stand up is like now okay anymore you can say whatever yo want but you also need to be ready for the repercussions of what you say. >> social repercussions are nothing new what we we penalize people for saying is changing and i think it's a positive thing. >> it is a positive thing but for a different reason. >> localism hit the wall when its proponents are treated like sideshow freaks and an afternoo talk show. in case you forgot, afternoons in the 80s and 90s were made for this.
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in the case of four -month-old mariah, rafi hal, you are not [indescernable] >> those were the days. it sadly those people could be writing on a democrat ticket an would do well today. back then bearded ladies were carnival acts and now on school boards. once you enter that phase in an dentmon on an afternoon talk show, you no longer something serious you're the funniest thing on earth. these people are truly unintentionally hilarious their demands it combined with a 0 life skills turn them into baby jerry falwell's. used to be the old folks who
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railed against culture but that has flipped now it's the young. instead of don't trust anyone over 30, negative and trust anyone under 30 at least to tak a joke or pay their bills or listen to another point of view. bookstores think everything tha came before them was bigoted bu i can tell you right now it's garbage here a brief sample of some of the shows i watched as kid what's making headlines today? you stupid bleep back functiona and is is a man's concern get back to the kitchen where you belong. >> okay everybody is an excitin day we get to meet our new boss james washington. >> how do you do? what it is.
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mom, dad, i'm. that's how it used to be. you believe that woke up you ar that the tide is turning. i got barack obama urging democrats too stop murdering joy . >> my family and my kids. the work that gives me satisfaction having fun. not being a buzz kill. at sometimes democrats are. it's like sometimes people just want to not feel as if they are walking on egg shells. >> it took them a while to get there. i miss that.
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you have states in companies denouncing esg as shareholders discover woke investing is as smart as funding out baldwin's next maybe. what's with this audience? geez louise trying to do something about will get you guys are thinking everything is in bad taste. >> you have that woke products appealing for comic books and o identity politics to movies lecturing us on social issues like billy eichinger's afflicts rows which is coming to a dumpster near you. ron. >> what do you mean? now your laugh makes sense. had have you seen a woke comedian lately? i have at that late night alway so careful and a trick-or-treaters back. i'm optimistic when a political movement is not a freak is that's a good thing and it went obama's sink of cancer culture that's even better.
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my suggested is time to turn over a new leaf. smile. take a shower workout try to ge laid. these are all for things i accomplish at planet fitness yesterday. and talk to people not about politics help try the weather not everything has to be a constant struggle when someone says it's a beautiful day, don' say not if you're trans. >> try saying you're right it feels like fall smalltalk bonds of people woke talk rips them apart and maybe watch the show few times a vacancy how fun is that collectively because if you're down there is still time to kick butt in this world instead of whining like a littl this time to start thinking of an exit strategy two may be canceling cancel culture itself. let's welcome tonight's guest for howl i mean. he'll be dressing as a grown-up guy benson he's a more roles th
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blinds dealt with with a countr actor comedienne and hosed up the harlan highway podcast harlan williams like sunglasses a useful stylus but often left behind in a hotel bathroom. he might finally he once bumped his head on the international space station. tyrus. harland, i am beyond pleased yo are here. >> thank you. what a treat. >> as it are you happy to be here we've been working on this for a long time. >> long time and i was behind a trait it's a cinnamon tree. >> very tasty. >> a letter icing. let it cool out of the microwave
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. >> sweet-and-sour. it's delicious. look at your on my chest. >> okay okay. we will leave the light on for you. what do you make a? has has affected york, did you have the change of material? you been doing it for about 35 years at. >> at the doing standup 35 year and it hasn't changed my material because i think what a lot of the local culture is missing as it that they are assuming that if we do a bit or a joke about a culture or a sexual preference or anything like that, they immediately think maybe you're attacking it or going after it. what they don't realize is a lo a time we are doing for that specific group recognizing that every group has a sense of humo and that you're hoping in your head and let say you do a joke or a joke about a different race . you're hoping those guys all that's how larry had some glad he did a joke about something
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that represents who i am. >> by the way you're basically saying welcome to the club. >> that's right. by not doing jokes about it, you're eliminating those people and that disenfranchising even more and removing them from the pole. i did a set not too long ago where i was talking about transgender's and at some guy i the front row let me up and goe easy topic to make fun of and i said i'm not making fun of that idiot i'm trying to include you in the routine hoping you'd fin humor and hearing something about yourself. >> was he trance where she. >> what happened is his brother tweeted me later and said he wasn't even chance he was looking to cause trouble. i said hey if you're going to b that woke at of that particular walmart and out buy you a sleeping bag as if it all the way up and you can go back to sleep. woke freak.
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>> that's an interesting use of a walmart sleeping bag. as someone who gets all their views it from the view, you think inflation is a more or less important than democracy? >> is amazing and you alluded t in the monologue how incredibly joyless at that woman is in her name is joy. she's an expert on depression and sadness and frustration. i think you don't really understand how fully out of touch you are into google and national television and wind to your like-minded rich friends a that the unknowing unwashed masses care about what things cost instead of your particular pet issue. it's a complete lack of understanding of how most peopl live. fran for that show enemy woke stuff barack obama with all due respect was like the lecture in chief for eight years. he would let down his nose and delivered its lectures and even if he is tired of the exhaustin
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local culture, shallot maybe have some fun. these guys are way out there. they're not going to stop until they're beaten. we have to actively beat them and i feel like that show that' that. >> i have 2.0 we do not advocat violence. sometimes he had there are time we would have to advocate you d it all the time. >> you're very pro- violence. >> sure. do you buy that it's going away? a ready to forgive your woke friends who disowned your? >> i don't think they want me back. had that's how disowning works. i don't think people who benefi from this went to give it up because i think the idea is tha they get to say okay, i don't want it have anyone hurt my feelings i don't think it's always true i think those peopl that can't wait to have their feelings hurt because that give
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them power over other people just by simply existing. this dr. felt that which i watched olivet doctor phil is great. while these people are nuts. >> they don't want to give that up and they will continue to do that. it's not about wanting to be included but your own protectiv class that gives you power over other people. you know that just scared me what he's suggesting is something worse will come along. that's what you just said. it really does not go away. >> they're going to up their victim game. >> exactly. i do feel for joy. she worked hard with her team for the last two years. january 6th. they put a lot of time and effort into that. episode after episode.
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tweet after and then they get lousy 7 percent. what are you watching? i would be furious appear think about that. i spent all that time and energ working. making up [ bleep! ] going and 7 percent. i might've cried on tv. i feel for them. they are not have touch might guys said the unwatched masters don't get it. obviously we are not going to rethink things were going to turn it up. looking to get an extra hour on the viel. we gotta get more of the woke people on tv and have more twitter videos people trying to explain their pronouns to norma functioning human beings and it might be hilarious when i hear that one like one was saying he pronoun was god and god like because it is a being and not a being. i'm here and i'm not here which is a very similar to god and he said are you here now?
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that speeds up construction of affordable new homes by removing bureaucratic roadblocks. while prop e makes it nearly impossible to build more housing. and the supervisors who sponsored e know it. join me, habitat for humanity and the carpenters union in rejecting prop e and supporting prop d to build more affordable housing
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>> it's a tale of two dancers that should have us all to meeting answers. ex- nfl player named it quinton heinz is under fire up his minor-league football recruitin company for a stripper to an event held at a detroit area high school. behold. i don't know why the blurriness turns me on, but it does. i like it. at the guy isn't quinton hi that's a rapper he hired to perform in the wrapper brought the woman with them and they
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weren't any students present so i guess of the stripper left he kids in the car. just rolled down the window. parents and the school board or pitstop and banned him and his company from the school. hines did apologize he does not think the woman was a stripper. sorry dude that's a stripper an it takes one to know when. let's compare this to a dry cream brunch show in plano, texas. we are a grown man child rights and that seeks explicit lyrics in front to a little kid. ♪ ♪ we gotta start paying kabuto
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more. those part-time jobs are murder on his knees it. the women who share that but he just said the show was billed a an all ages drag brunch meeting its gross up for everyone from 8 -80. stuff like this isn't confined 2a few places. a pub in eugene, oregon is provided in an 11 year old drag performer. that's for people who really aren't into football. this also raises the big question. what i look good in a sundress? actually if we got adult stress includes and drags admin dancin like strippers for the performances is a complaining about a female dancer sexist? it's a question no one is askin except for me. fact is, if you can't have strippers and empty gym, how could you have an all ages drag brunch? if there's one thing that that ruins my mo mosa, is at doesn't scent of balls trapped in pantyhose.
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i was like don't come to me first i think we were all thinking that. >> that they get some that huge fan of dragon at the part of th culture it's fine but i would rather watch football. >> it's interesting i told the five it that you relegate o'reilly. they laughed at me. i have a few issues with that. >> what about my concept? at the that men can dress up an that gyrate but if an actual women all my god it's terrible. it shouldn't be different? i think even those of us who aren't terribly proved about things, look at this kind of stuff and if there are children present, it becomes a problem. if adults want to hang out do whatever and that's they're
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happy about it they get their jollies whatever fine but when you start pulling kids into the equation--i felt very uncomfortable watching that blurt out young child's face taking them whenever is happening a wondering what is this and that something that will be formative. look at how young is child is with those lyrics not someone who gets easily offended by thi type of thing but seeing that there is a problem with that. >> way to bring us all down. >> it needed to be set as a parent. my only thing here is i have to stand up for this she was not a stripper number one. that she was performance artist a rapper and that was performance art. it on everyone stripping is a completely different profession. both are strong skills sets. >> should students have been there? >> no, they should not have. i do not need you for this one.
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it not help me be met my point is though, yes it probably should not have happened at the school he booked a rapper forgo to ask the wrapper who in your crew. eve gotta asked those questions it. he did not and now hines is going my god she is not his jeffrey. she's a performance artist. as you always said performance artist is subjective and art whatever. strippers wear heels she was barefoot clearly different styles just like to say having said that brett quickly if i brought my daughter my daughter to a brunch on a sunday and we sat down and they were having a drag show and as soon as i hear that word as soon as he pulled his dress-up, we would got up and left. and if they wanted to continue
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with that, fine. i would not come back. if this was an audience of children tonight, we would've said this kids out here let's change our jokes. that's adjusted to the audience. this individual could not do that and that over the -ish looking at stress front of children. >> that's a good point. it's about age appropriation. you change your material when you see children in the room yo step stripping? a. >> there is no kids at my show was i do shows for adults. but i am not opposed to a stripper. i had a stripper at my graduation but i went to devry it was a paint stripper. and worst of all his at that a guy or a girl? it looks like minnie muscat every have. >> high kids look at my october
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sausage laughmac. >> are we fuddy-duddies. >> anyone who is mad about the stripper definitely. first of all that there was no students second of all there's high school gym if i have dance and there is light not the purpose to bumping and driving grinding i promise you that hav you ever been i have i was a middle school i just don't there's an app where people are so upset at all understand people are assuming to stripper i don't know why everyone reall hated them that much there woul not be so many of them. >> if there were so many mean fathers why is it always on the data? mom had nothing to do with it it's a good way to get through college. by the way, there should've bee students at their because there were two career options in fron of you if you never learn to
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>> what if raggedy and became a pregnant man? a pole a survey found that parents want ways to educate their children about serious world issues. the survey conducted on behalf of of 20 association. let the hell is that? at 63 percent should teach kids about bullying 48 percent said they should technical probe representation 40 for said parents should evaluate racial justice and playtime of course that can be fixed by giving fewer toys to white kids. one and experience rated their toys when they were children an a poor or fair when it came to
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greece and that he and representation. at the other five replied what the hell is wrong with you? times have changed back in the 80s that barbie had long hair big short skirts and hooker heels and outlets can. >> his dream house has a back door and a glory hole i don't know what that means. honestly. a20 association executive with so many toys at that awareness about social issues and other causes like environmentalism countless opportunities to star a dialogue with kids shut your pie hole your big phony. i prefer the good old days when you learned that life lessons from real toys i learned a pet rocks can be thrown at neighbor i learned that monopoly means you'll choose money over family among darts atop me of the huma eye makes a funny sound when it's punctured and at last i
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learned that we wobble but they won't make it at,. >> i told you that confidence. >> is there anything worse than a woke to? >> the only thing worse is a book parent. a toys activity your job for you . when you kids get toys it's imagination time they're playin a being creative the 20 won't d the job for you. when i was a kid it was that g.i. joe transformers he-man al that stuff. then all of a sudden i came out with captain planet teaching at a pickup letter. nobody went that way. did like hey kids you can clean up your today when that kiss my bleep. i'm gettable the world with megatron but this goes back to the bulldozer parents who want that ways to do that job for them you should be the one speaking to your child about what is real and what's up and
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what affects the lot lot mr. potato head will explain the birds and the bees. no he's not. and then shame on these parents. >> could you imagine a woke mr. potato head? it would be a cucumber. i wrote a list i renamed all th toys i got the woke names up fo the new toys how about this. tickle colby alamo is now inappropriate touch me elmo. g.i. joe is gm joe gender-neutral joe. care bears are now taxpayer assisted living bears. a shortcake is strawberry sugar-free gluten-free hormone free shortcake. teletubbies are tele- plus copies worldwide screens. transformers are still trance still transformers. by the buyer be as white
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privilege barbie. and that curious george is now by curious george. >> the toy industry should hire you. i. >> i got one for mr. potato hea now mr. potato harvested by exploited undocumented workers at. >> i got one more for the environmentalist. comments of the coal burning global warming contributing train. >> cat, did you have any woke toys as a child? did you have any toys? >> i do up a party. >> i love playing with the sticks. i was at play that are printed by what the boxcar children. >> hard to believe how jealous was of the boxcar children because they didn't have a bout time.
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>> they got to saul that mr. li i always wanted to solve mysteries i what to put up our home phone number around the neighborhood at like if you nee any help solving crimes. that no one did. >> there were a few men that called. >> they didn't even call. >> what else i used to find frogs and snakes in stuff and bring them home for a while i was feeding all the stray cats. i was so sad when they all left and then i was even more sad like two years ago my dad admitted that's not exactly wha happened. nice of them to their death. my favorite toy was a jar of bugs. >> filip hr potato bugs they just crawl all over each other close was it tight put it on your desk. this is about a couple of years ago. back when the fight started and i would set my big thing a bugs. >> that's technically called a bug orgy. >> i wish it. it boring.
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i should have it through a few spiders to spice things up. >> death camp. i think tyrus isn't right. it's the job of families to implicate values and that's fin that the kids enjoy their toys. let it be fun and that you can do too and running at different and every time adults if you like the tricking kids into letting something through five, it's usually a failure and the kids realize they're being lied to or manipulated. >> i mouly the 20 association has gone woke. >> i'm gonna write about about how to be a good parent of it's good to be called imagination not indoctrination. how could they not talk about that on fox and friends? of every cover. that angle. had gotta look at the camera. >> i when my neck gets an ar 15. >> of that book with that cover
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>> where mi? mark it there i am. it was a living hell holding a briefcase for howie mandel. its interest awaiting and make its constant complaining? threat to the british crown meghan markle is complaining sh felt objectified it during her time as a brief girl on deal or no deal. like a syncopal complaining there is a staple in her navel. that's part of the job, you ate yet. at the disagreeable duchess mad the comments on her podcast hot rich of famous lady wings for a hour. that's not really the title you get it take a listen. >> i was so much more than what
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was being objectified of the stage. i did not like feeling forced t be on looks that little substance. that's how it felt from you the time being reduced to this specific archetype. >> the word bimbo. >> that is rump. i'm so glad to know she's moved on from that demeaning job and respectable when as a professional victim it's true i her world average of expected a a form of oppression model actress princess in the window people are still happy to see her holding a suitcase at that means that she's leaving. what did you think of the tone of her podcast? like almost she's at the gig of how it sounds like she uses these words that make her some depressive. >> her head is so proper own [ bleep! ] i how she can speak. she's makes me so irritated.
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it's like she's at this wonderful life all this money she could think of one positive thing to say ever. the way she is talking about is some harrowing horrible traumatic experience she went through wearing a dress and holding a suitcase. it's like okay to be fair when was 25 euros all that ever had to go through anything like tha i did have to watch my mother died but even then i don't talk about it like that get over yourself shut the [ bleep! ] up. it drives me nuts. >> harlan, i think she'll be around a long time because we left a hater. there is an inlet supply what i about her when you hear her voice is it because it's so transparently arrogant? >> i don't know. i think it's grinding because i you're hearing it from someone who had the option to live on a giant royal palace and decided to opt out of that.
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how much more can you wind? her job was to go like this. this was at the extent of her job. like cabana white turns at letters and the girls of the price is right hold up numbers. listen, demi, it's not that hard . you're and i'm just it's a performance it's not like when they're shooting forest gump. >> that's a good idea. it like open your briefcase, shut up or don't shut up. it's not like gwyneth paltrow's head was in there. anyway that was a box joke. this job list 20 years ago and she still she has to look for anything that could put her in the process of i've been been oppressed as she has to go back to her first modeling gig. it's feel.
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>> i would like to think throug the application process she wen to get this job my guess it wen to be on national television on a game of where i don't speak. i'm hot my job is to open a briefcase with a number inside. i wonder if that might be objectified. that can't be the case let me apply. you know exactly what you're getting into. the way she describes it it's like she was being forced to do it at gunpoint. if you do it once and understan what's happening and don't like it you can leave and go get another job but she stayed for multiple episodes of because it paid well and she was on national television and she benefited from it. this is ridiculous. this reminds me of her whole thing like deer in the headlights that go in the woods i didn't know what i was gettin into as a princess and the brow family. we had no idea ever get to his expectations and scrutiny and had to behave a certain way either she is the dumbest perso on earth or she expects us to b stupid and believe the excuses
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that she's constantly caught of guard by things that she knowingly not like it's yoursel and do but deliberately gets herself into. >> doesn't this remind you of whenever you're here nfl cheerleaders complaining about being a cheerleader? if you leave a hundred thousand women will take that place be met or meant because they have now. >> hears it that they'd at leas the cheerleaders can make and argue they don't get paid enough . >> you understand that both their plates that she only had to do it for 20 minutes a day. how a talk for a long time told some jokes somebody went up and that some point it wasn't alway return some nights she was not on in that heavenly does this either goes. we are all dumb from talking about this.
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i can't get any dumber. >> by the time i got to me i wa like this a brittle person is i the wrong industry. i get being objectified welcome to my life. i can't go anywhere with their women over 60 not going to hits what you want to do i get it be make you have the most old lady white lady groupies and that they are filthy what some other comments. >> every time when i get a hug in their hands on my back pocke i literally say to myself it's hell of a check find a way to get through it. >> there were some knowing laughs at the audience. there is no shame in their game. >> we gotta move on before we end up in court. >> up next a polluted skies s u because her size?
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fanduel and draftkings, two out of state corporations making big promises. what's the real math behind prop 27, their ballot measure for online sports betting? 90% of profits go to the out of state corporations permanently. only eight and a half cents is left for the homeless. and in virginia, arizona, and other states, fanduel and draftkings use loopholes to pay
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particles nitrogen oxide and ozone to weight gain among wome in their late 40s and early 50 s. why are they studying that the study also found that they exercise where they lost it. i did not find a surprising. >> they will well and never study that of course exercise o junk food but they will look at ozone particles there is no saf painting for me. so you expect us to believe tha if you breathe faster your gets wider christian mark it's not the doughnuts of the coffee the m&ms at the ring in the morning. none of that. it's at the air. okay whatever you say. it's beautiful combine that wit big big boned. i'm on a note breathing diet.
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>> she's got a hold her breath prep from floating away. it sounds like such an amazing scam it would work. this is like a great infomercia the inner day diet and its you just hold your breath at 20 seconds a minute and you will lose 50 pounds a. >> and stopped drinking water because that is so full of calories. they're probably using the smog to hide in the shadows and eat cake. people are getting too fat. i'm a girl the other day who ha a muffin top on her forehead. this girls in the midwest you don't get lyme disease they get keyline pride esaias how that? >> any last words a. >> army in the study for the algorithm and there's no upside commenting on them waking of of
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>> we are at a time. it takes harland williams guide that said our studio audience dreamy tracy >> thank you. good evening everyone welcome t america's lateness fox new @ night. i am trace gallagher in los angeles. even breaking tonight less than three weeks to the midterm elections of president biden is pressed on his top domestic priorities watch now as fox new what has grows father peter bizzy tries to get to the botto of it. >> [indescernable]
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