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[cheers and applause] >> greg: oh, yeah. happy thursday, everyone. all right, to the big news of the day, liz truss has resigned, which raises the question, who? just kidding. it's time once again to cover the news that no one else will. >> if it happens up there, we report down here. you're watching gazumba gate can take 2023. week five. >> greg: yes, week five. it's a story that allowed us to lift and separate the truth from fiction. week five of our exclusive never ending and perhaps overwrought and totally unnecessary coverage of the canadian high school shop teacher with propers speak i can breasts the size of trinidad and tow bag 0.

now we're going to get to the bottom of that top if it's the last thing i do. but without me doing any actual reporting because that would be ridiculous. so how about a recap, person in charge of recapping. according to the toronto sun, she, was once a he, began identifying as female last year and started wearing massive prosthetic breasts to class. is it all a long troll or just a mistake converting bra size from inches to metric? the school's game plan is to hope the scandal simply deflates and soon we'll all move on to something else. . but i'm not. as a child i was bottle fed so i'm extra intrigued about this. as we said we're the only show that keeps diligent tabs on the transgender teacher with the oversized prosthetic breasts. i don't know what it says about us but trying to keep you abreast. we said we would keep our eyes on story for any updates and boy do we have some.

first due to the international uproar of this scandal which has now surpassed other ca tornadoian scandal, you're welcome justin. what are you guys fans? my god. the ontario college of teachers is now reviewing its professional standards following the scrum over the teacher's appearance. the review is a response to a request from education minister steven lecci and he expects teachers to have the highest level of professionalism in front of school kids. the teacher in question definitely dresses likes a pro, if you know what i mean. but it may mean the teacher could get fired for admitting it was a stunt to troll so he has to keep the whole thing covered up preferably with a loose fitting sweater or perhaps a circus tent. curtis local director of education making him the point man for questions about enormous

plastic boobs have said the board cannot comment on an individual employee noting they have to act in a way that stays true to our values and commitments to human rights respects the privacy and dignity of our students and staff and with the safety of students and staff as our highest priority. that was absolutely no help. i guess words what what canadians hide behind when they can't find a moose. at a meeting of the board this week, david menzies of rebel news arrived wearing a blond wig tight top and large fake breasts to confront the board over their inaction. either that or he was hoping to land a husband. does look fetching. the surreal story has also affected the election campaigns of many school board candidates because not unlike a man in a dress who needs to urinate, parents need to know where these people stand. i know, it was kind of a long

journey for that punch line. i ago mid over it myself. parents are heaping from parents about how unacceptable the teacher's behavior is in the classroom said one parent the sentiment was overwhelmingly negative. i guess that's the canadian way of saying people are sick of his [bleep]. others say it is not the top issue which is surprising it should be the top two issues. look at the nipples. this they are so literally over the top they have to be blurred for safety. the school must be forced to keep the classroom warm so no one loses an eye. luckily though it is shop class so the kids are wearing safety goggles most of the time which is really useful when the teacher hands out pop quizzes. or pops out. candidate said parents concerns saying using a single individual as a point of contention in the

election adds fuel to the fire of populous nonsense. you're right. we should wait until 15 or 20 more teachers wear giant fake wmd [bleep] before parents make an issue. frankly i think the candidates should come clean on fake plastic breasts. that's what i said. but that's just me. and the big question still remains, what the hell is going on up there in ontario? frankly americans aren't sleeping well with these two giant boulders dangling above us 24/7. is this truly a trans teacher or is it a prank that's gotten way out of hand? can't the u.s. be of some help solving this international calamity? it kind of sounds like a job for admiral levine. she's a hero. and how does the teacher drive to work. have you thought of that?

those are bigger than any smart car. why doesn't a reporter catch the teacher arriving at school to see if he or she puts the breasts on in the parking hot or has he or she removed the driver's seat so he or she can steer from the back? see, i think about these things so you don't have to. because really, where are the investigative reporters when you really need them. they're probably coveringr covering stupid stuff like wars or the economy. what a bunch of real boobs. >> period! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. she has plenty of smart and a degree in pastry art, fox news contributor lara trump! . he's an honorary american because he loves free speech and hates meghan markle host of piers morgan uncensored.

she's like popcorn light white and always popping off, fox news contributor kat timpf [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and finally he gets claustrophobic in airplane hangers. my massive side kick and nwa world television champion tyrus. laura, respect you happy that you ended up on this show tonight? . . >> lara: i'm so glad you're coming to me first. >> greg: we were going to do it on inflation, you know, talk about ukraine but then we're thinking, no, what about the teacher up north with the giant prosthetic boobs. >> lara: yeah. >> greg: i'm a journalist i have to go where the stories go. >> lara: clearly. >> greg: we have been talking about this forever. i ask everybody who's never talked about it, do they believe judging on the information that this is a long game prank that may have gotten out of hand, or is it truly somebody undergoing a transition which then suggests a mental illness because of some body dysmorphia which is no

laughing matter because something should be done to help this person. i don't know what it is. >> lara: i cannot see how this is legitimate. this has to be a troll. there is no other way about it. i think for most of us we say you do whatever makes you happy, right, and that's fine. this is a teacher. there are students involved and it seems like if one wanted to prove a point, perhaps this is a good way, greg, to get your point across. >> greg: he's proving two points. >> lara: amen, there it is. yeah. >> greg: do you think that's what it is? and this is kat's point, was that this was to prove a point and the teachers -- or the school board's like, okay, fine, we'll go with it. and now the guy has to dress like that every day. >> lara: i hope so for him because what a treat. >> greg: and tyrus did point out, piers, that when he wears his mask it's below the nose which is also perhaps a sign he's messing about, as you say in england we're just messing

about. you have been in the journalism game, editors of tabloids. if you were assigning this story, do you believe this is real or not? >> piers: it's a good question, but either way it is completely bloody ridiculous. right? so let's be clear about that. and the fact that she's teaching young kids who are clearly going to be massively distracted, never mind anything else, by the spectacle of their teacher. i just think i suspect it might be somebody who is playing off the modern scourge of victim hood, which is do something ridiculous, play the victim, and then double down, double down, double down. >> greg: double d down. >> almost compound -- double d down. double d down. and compel society to come with you on this ludicrous journey and we all have to go along with it, otherwise you are the oh pressers, right? it is obviously absurd. before meghan markle helped relieve me of my morning breakfast television duties. we had a button, it was called

the world's gone nuts button, any story like this we would press a button, and it would be an american voice obviously because we have great admiration for our american friends, saying the world's gone nuts and this would be one of the stories i would have pressed upon and say the world's gone nuts. it is endemic in society now that a lot of people feel compelled to treat this person as the victim where i think the victim are the kids in the school. >> greg: you have given me a good idea, the world's gone nuts, but it's giant nuts. like a woman, a woman, right, kat, follow me, a woman -- >> kat: i'll do it >> greg: the transition >> kat: i'll do it. >> greg: and come in with giant nuts. >> kat: i'll do it tomorrow. [laughter] >> greg: and, by the way, i would support you a hundred percent. what would your name be?

>> kat: kevin. >> greg: have you come upon any new insights? >> kat: yes. >> greg: i thought your first insight was smart about the long game being laid by the school >> kat: i want to know where do you buy those. because i looked all day. no, i looked all day, because this is the fifth week of me having to talk about this, i had to think of something new. how much do they way get some stats, i could not find them. i searched giant prosthetic guests, i searched gigantic prosthetic breasts. the closest was e cup which is nowhere near that and it's completely destroyed my amazon algorithm. i was trying to find a water filter to encourage the cat to drink more water and it defaulted to w cup prosthetic breasts. i searched that, still not that big. but there were a lot of options.

i saw one, it had one review and it was just one star and i'm like i've got to see what happened there so i clicked on it and it said i am not a girl, i am not and it made me look like one. and one person found it helpful. [laughter] so i want to know who those two people are. so the internet is a hell of a place and now i've got more questions than answers. >> greg: that is true but at least you did more research than me >> kat: quite a bit. >> greg: i just read something and wand nard the offense >> kat: amazon will not be surprised when i search for the big balls later. >> greg: tyrus i am waiting for you to come up with some kind of like we missed the biggest point. >> tyrus: you did and i don't think it's funny to try to make fun of elephant tights gutfeld. so many guys have to walk around with take bowling balls in their pants and you want to make fun of them.

it's not fashionable. guys with giant sacks don't get the same attention that women with big racks get. it's just not socially acceptable. you don't get a cleavage cut pair of underwear. >> greg: there's another idea. >> tyrus: there you go. but we are missing the biggest point, whether you've double d downed, fi j k. it's inappropriate. no matter the case, as long as we're seeing the sun dials it's inappropriate. you go as hard as you want in the paint, you go full on breasts, you better make sure it's covered up and respectable. because there are large gals in this world who are gifted and big breasted. they don't dress like that. you can live whatever fantasy you want to live but i don't have to live it with you. >> greg: right. >> tyrus: when i was a kid i liked being a dinosaur by the pool, i was a t. rex chasing people and biting them.

and when i came home my mom said do your chores and i said i'm a t. rex i don't have to and she said do your chores. she did not participate in what i wanted as reality. she did not participate. do what you want but cover it up. >> greg: there you go. we solve more problems but we have to move on more to the lovely show. wasteful spending takes its toll on san fran ace public toilet bowl. stories of bipolar depression. i just couldn't find my way out of it. bowl. public toilet bowl. place. latuda could make a real difference in your symptoms. latuda was proven to significantly reduce bipolar depression symptoms. and in clinical studies, had no substantial impact on weight. this is where i want to be. call your doctor about sudden behavior changes or suicidal thoughts. antidepressants can increase these in children and young adults. elderly dementia patients have increased risk of death or stroke. report fever, confusion, stiff or uncontrollable muscle movements, which may be life threatening or permanent. these aren't all the serious side effects. now i'm back where i belong.

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>> greg: the bill for one public commode has taxpayers ready to unload. pretty good. even though the whole city is a public toilet the city of san francisco is building one public toilet that can cost up to 1.7 million bucks and won't be completed until 2025. 1.7 million bucks. that's nearly as much as nancy pelosi spent on her face. and you wouldn't sit on that

either. because it's painful for everybody. who wrote that. the bathroom is 150 feet of square space in one town square. local officials were set to celebrate the plans but the event was cancelled after the southeastern conference chronicle exposed the be steve doocy cost. also a locale way grant used the scissors for the ribbon cutting to stab someone in the eye. could have been true. a spokesman blamed the instain price tag on sky rocketing construction cost along with the processes that include driving permits plans reviews and public outreach. but it's just a toilet. not like they're trying to build a walk-in bathtub for michael moore. too soon? he's alive. now, compare this to a state that actually gets stuff done. less than three weeks after hurricane ian destroyed the

sanibel causeway it reopened. the results came faster than the flash when he hooked up with super man. it only took a few thousand loads of dirt and asphalt and man hours but it's good to go. so is the pine island bridge in fort myers repaired in just a few days and so far no one's taken a dump on it. thanks kat. no wonder people are leaving progressive run cities for places like florida but i do wonder what san franciscans will do as they wait for their million dollars toilet to be finished. we asked one local for comment. >> so as one of san francisco's most famous defecateers what do you think about the public bathrooms not being ready until 2025. >> what's the rush, god already gave us a bathroom you don't have to flush and it's called the ground. >> so what are your plans until then. >> i'm an artist and this city is my canvas. think jackson pollack but brown.

>> this sounds very ambitious. >> sign up for my new social media platform it's called bleep bleep talk. it's just like tik tok but you film yourself [bleep]ing outside preferably in a famous place. our motto is think globally, [bleep] locally. oh, god, what did i just step in? sorry, that's mine. >> greg: you know, piers, this is literally the definition of government waste. >> piers: when i heard there had been this stroord expense on a $1.7 million toilet and i thought, i wonder, gutfeld, late night king now, his palace, is this the first stage of the expansion. last time i was the show there was no audience, this guy's getting huge. [cheers and applause]. >> piers: so i assumed it was one of your new, you know,

little that you acquired as the king of late night. but when i heard you were serious i thought how on earth you can you spend that amount of money on like a little shed. i don't know how they justified it but then i read about more of the details and it seemed like every step of the way, all the planning information and all the authority trying to get it, that was where all the money was going and it was a really interesting insight into the ridiculous waste of these authorities, right? you just look at it and go that should cost 200,000 max number. the fact it costs one and a half million is because you are wasting public money on a grotesque scale. >> and all paying each other off >> kat: i read that too, the architect and community feedback, and then, quote, conduct a multi-phase review for one toilet. what does that process look like? what are you reviewing exactly? i think there's like one thing

you have to review. >> greg: and the moment it gets installed somebody's just going to pee all over the seat and then nobody will want to use it except junkies and hookers. which isn't a bad way to use a toilet. did you have something else to say >> kat: i'm glad san francisco isn't just giving up on toilets. >> greg: that leads to my theory. tyrus, what if this is actually san francisco's new tourist attraction. doesn't san francisco, if you're going to think of a tourist attraction the most expensive toilet in san francisco. forget the golden gate bridge you can't poop there >> tyrus: come see the toilet no one uses. no, unfortunately, this is california. this is california. i grew up there. this is what they do. we're not allowed to call liberals corrupt but this is corporation at its finest.

everything in california is outrages. they want to build a subway. >> greg: train. >> tyrus: a train. it was like $25 billion. japan built an entire one for a fraction of that. why? because they have to pay all the little rich buddies in their committees and planning things because kat what they were going to do is literally have 20 people stand around the toilet, one person flush it and go, uh-huh. here's my bill. and each person watching the water go down making sure it's clockwise and not counterclockwise will probably get 200,000 each in research fees. that's the problem with california. everything. when i was a kid the la zoo was under construction. it still is. >> greg: and the train you mentioned they're going to scrap after like a hundred billion dollars. >> tyrus: because they got paid. they had no intention of doing it. they're going to build one toilet? you can literally go to home depot and get one for 50 bucks and put a tent around it. that's it. and you got a toilet

>> kat: that's the problem with government in general. >> tyrus: it's the people in it and that's the problemment we have to get the crooks out and they need to start disclosing how much money they're paying. you take a job that pays a hundred thousand a year but you're a million year before the first year of taxes come in in? that's a problem. >> greg: lara you live in florida now such a contrast seeing the damage from the hurricane being rebuilt. down there they're like little ants rebuilding stuff i. and we have a lot of great toilets down there, too, that's the great news and they didn't cost $1.7 million. the good thing about the san francisco is there's probably a week, week and a half that people will be able to use it before it's syringe ridden with the standard toilet situation in san francisco but you're right it's the reason so many people wanted to move to states like florida because you can actually accomplish things and get things done if people are willing to do it, if you don't have corruption

tyrus, it's a beautiful thing to see happen so very happy there. >> greg: it's not like san francisco is flush with cash. >> wow. >> greg: yes, i did it. >> tyrus: you're going to steal it. the first week it's open it's going to get stowen. >> greg: yes. going to steal that seat. up next leftist talking heads rip trump supporters to shreds. when my last customer discovered a crack in his car's windshield, he scheduled at safelite.com. safelite makes it easy. we're the experts at replacing your glass... ...and recalibrating your advanced safety system. >> customer: and they recycled my old glass. now that's a company i can trust. >> tech: don't wait. schedule today. ♪ pop rock music ♪ >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ family is just very important. she's my sister and we depend on each other a lot. she's the rock of the family. she's the person who holds everything together.

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>> greg: democrats call maga folks bugs and ticks as they prepare to get their asses kicked. which means it's time for -- >> the media loses their [b [bl[bleep] >> greg: that cost a lot. we had to blow up like a hundred planets to get it right. in a recent interview with msnbc's crazy faced dope nicole wallace former sane person michael steele discussed what will bee fall kevin mccarthy

should he become house speaker. so children grab a my pillow and watch. >> mccarthy's now next in line with a base that is prepared to throw him out. but kevin has decided to make his bed and is prepared to lie down with the lice, the fleas and the blood sucking ticks. and whatever befalls him will come from that relationship. >> greg: if i didn't know better i would think he likes you. talking blood suckers he forgot nicole wallace. what's worse than being a bug? biden's nose heir trimmer but also a nazi especially if you care about the economy. >> i'll remind people, too, of a history lesson that in the 1930s germany there was a candidate and there was a party that said they were going to do something about inflation and they did do

something about inflation and inflation went away, but so did the democracy in germany. >> greg: yeah, thanks for a history lesson absolutely no one asked for youey continue. but no wonder so many had a problem with the media. recent new york times poll finds that 84% of voters call the main stream media either a major or minor threat to democracy. and that's higher than how people feel about trump, biden, the supreme court and even the tell tubies. i'm no sure i agree there, stinky winky was a [bleep]. anyway all this proves you can't believe everything you see on tissuing v unless it's kilmeade succeeding at sports. >> step in there and hit the ball. look at that. look. a at that. whoa! >> johnny. oh. >> johnny! >> oh. [laughter]

>> greg: yes! he's an embarrassment to pickle ball and america. laura, i always go back to this question, i probably even asked you this before. but in my life and i'm sure in yours, so many people have been somewhat permanently broken by when your father became president and i would say that michael steele is definitely one of them. he used to run the rnc. >> lara: yeah. >> greg: ever since trump he is broken. he's talking about republicans. >> lara: seems a little bitter doesn't he? >> greg: yeah, a bitter klinger. >> lara: a little bitter. look, i think when you run out of arguments, the default is name calling. specifically nazis, we know they love to throw that one around. the problem i think is that the democrats know they're in such a bad place and if this is the kind of messaging they're pushing out i think they know they're in trouble. they have nothing else to talk about so they go for these low blows, but i guess when you have candidates like john fetterman who's making biden speaking,

make him look like william shakespeare of sorts because fetterman is that bad that he makes biden look great, maybe you're willing to just throw anything out there but it's indicative of the sad spot the democrats were in but last time i checked i didn't know michael steele was such a democrat. >> greg: and this dowd used to be republican, too. they have a mental breakdown and strike out at the people they were once with like their parents or something. >> tyrus: no, it's more like a scorned lover. >> greg: that's it. yeah. >> tyrus: nothing makes your x more angry than seeing you on the, v every night winning. and when everyone else likes you, so he doesn't have to sit around and say he's stupid, he's leak a nazi. there's nothing like a nazi. a nazi's a nancy. they earned that right. they have a distinct title. no one is like that. not even a little bit

[laughter]. >> tyrus: put a little helmet on him. but, you know -- but my advice is this, if you're going to trash talk you have to stay away from certain things. um, and, and uh. okay, if you're going to trash talk someone you liberal tight ass punk ass bitch. you say it. you don't say, um, your, uh dad did stuff and, uh, i don't, um, like it, and, um, he's a nazi. work on your insult game. take my advice, keep it whatever but what i said was better. you're better than that steele get it together. if you're going to insult get your game right. >> greg: piers we talked about this on the five, also with racism if you call everybody racist. >> piers: or trans phobic you had a segment at the start.

if everybody becomes ick orist, we overdemonize everything. the day after donald trump got elected running into chris rock and what he thought he said the left are losing their minds but they only have themselves to blame. if someone's murdered nine people don't run around saying they murdered ten. don't overrate the sue sufflet. don't go near the nanceies. the idea that somehow -- i think i got it right. the idea you express any concern about soaring inflation you are therefore part of the movement that led to nantzy germany and adolf hitler murdering 12 million people. it's so insane, that thought process. and, yet, they're the ones who think we're the crazy ones.

>> greg: we're the ones that need our hate speech curbed. right cat. >> greg: kat what would you replace hitler with in these insults >> kat: first of all just because you laid down with flees doesn't mean you're a bad person. >> tyrus: that's right. we've all been there >> kat: it's like you're not doing it because you have somewhere else to go, probably already having a really tough day. i guess for all they talk about maga republicans, i keep waiting to hear what that is. because everything's a spectrum, like gender, sexuality. on one hand it would be liz cheyney adam kissinger and over here would be storm the capitol on january 6th. >> greg: yeah >> kat: if you're not liz cheyney are you automatically way over here. it doesn't make sense. so when they talk about that, i don't know what it is they're talking about, how many people they're talking about. if they're that worried about a

threat they should define it. >> greg: i consider myself maga fluid. [laughter] >> greg: i'm a non-binary trumpist. >> tyrus: sounds good. all right >> kat: i respect however you choose to identify. >> greg: took me a long time to get to that point but i'm thinking about having the surgery. >> we're very proud of you. >> greg: thank you, thank you. i'm glad you're supporting in whatever decision i make. >> tyrus: i'm proud of you too but i'm not going to live in your faent situate i'm reality >> coming up a new report con clouds hockey's filled with white dudes. ♪ ♪ ♪ it's what sanctuary could look like... feel like... sound like... even smell like. more on that soon. ♪ ♪ the best part? the prequel is pretty sweet too. ♪ ♪

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>> greg: the woke express their plight about hockey being too white t nhl released a diversity report which found the vast majority of the people involved in the league are white guys. yuck. i don't even like saying it.

next you're going to tell me the vast majority of people named liam need extra sun screen. 83.6% of the league and team staff are white as are 90 percent of the players. you would almost think hockey was the partial sport of a place like canada. and 62 percent of the staff were men as were 100 percent of the players. whoa wait until they discover the racial breakdown of the nba or sexual orientation of the wnba. i don't know. that's up to guys to figure out i'm just reading stuff. in releasing the report the nhl said this is a problem and said the findings should show you how you need to hire. in other words no more white people. bad news for canada which other than hockey big boob trans teachers and national treasure celine dion, they don't have much else. although in what the league is calling a first step in the right direction, the toronto

maple leafs have just hired a new head coach. so there you go. [laughter] >> greg: tyrus, do they have a point? ino. >> greg: okay, go. >> tyrus: they do not. >> greg: okay. >> tyrus: doesn't matter how pasty they are, it has to do with one thing. >> greg: what? >> tyrus: they skate, okay? hockey is the one sport where you must be able to do one particular skiing set. you have to skate really well. you need to grow up around, what? ice, and want to go skating. okay? i'm african. we didn't want to go play in the snow, okay? so there's a reason for that. apparently, one of the reasons why white folks conquered the world is they like to fight in the snow. we did not. so we'll take the nba and the nfl and part of the agreement for everyone to get along, the white boys can have hockey. but they're so insanely stupid because brothers play hockey too

and usually at a high level. there's been a lot of great players that do black, the pop pop "brothers do very well. you can't go out to the park get ten brothers and have a hockey team. because they'll break a lot of ankles when you send us out there on those skates. so you have to skate first. >> greg: yes. [laughter]. >> tyrus: i'm taking crazy pills. >> greg: kat i think tyrus has a point. it's really based on region and not race but there are no women, and do you find that offensive to you? >> kat: yeah. >> greg: what do you say to your friends in your knitting circle >> kat: yeah. yeah, that was my dream to be in the nhl. no, no.

i just love the way that i've seen it framed all day. like the ap tweeted the nhl's first international demographic study found that it's mostly white. did the study find that or just like having eyes? they didn't -- we already knew this. we knew this. everybody knew it. >> greg: yeah. lara were you surprised? >> lara: that there were no women on the hockey team? it's all so crazy. what i want to know is how many women that have tried to be in the nhl, how many different races, asian american, african american latino american have employed to work at the nhl. i would guess people really into it are probably white dudes and that's probably why you have a lot of them there working for the nhl and playing as well. but i was just really offended because when i sat down and thought about it, all the ice is white and the puck is black and that's really kind of racist. >> greg: but they go together.

i grew up in california, i didn't even know what hockey was. honestly we didn't have it. we had a team called the tampa bay sharks and then the kings but we didn't know who it was it was based on region. that brings me to you piers. that basically cricket is hockey without ice, and fun. >> piers: well, no. i didn't expect to be talking about cricket about you now that you raised it i am going to explain why we came up with cricket. because we wanted to find a sport which americans would never want to play. >> greg: we did. >> piers: so we found something that was devilishly intelligent, but also that the main spectacle in cricket, in the world is england v australia, a five match series, each match lasts five days, each match lasts

eight hours so you you end up with a total of 200 hours of cricket and at the end it may be 0-0. and we said no american would ever want to be involved with this, so we didn't have to worry about you declaring yourself world champions even if you were the only one to play it. >> greg: also the rampant alcoholism. i just learned about something i didn't want to learn about. cricket. it's what's for dinner according to our climate activist. >> piers: you can have a full toss in your googly. >> greg: i've heard that term. who yells hip hip that ray for international pronouns day. i felt all people saw were my uncontrolled movements. some mental health meds can cause tardive dyskinesia,

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their ballot measure for online sports betting? 90% of profits go to the out of state corporations permanently. only eight and a half cents is left for the homeless. and in virginia, arizona, and other states, fanduel and draftkings use loopholes to pay far less than was promised. sound familiar? it should. vote no on prop 27. ♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: a story in five words. yesterday was international pronouns day. kat, did you know every third wednesday in october is international pronouns day where the woke celebrate all the pronouns? what did you celebrate? >> i love how it's called international pronouns day as if there's not very many countries trying to figure out that the she/her proceed mown refers to a

human being. i don't know i suppose it's here and a few other countries. i didn't celebrate. >> greg: lara did you celebrate. >> lara: i'm sad i missed it again here's a few we missed recently. evaluate your arrive day, national bra today, national jared day and national seafood bisque today day i hope we can get those on the calendar. >> greg: national jared day? >> tyrus: boy, that got besmirched. that got ruined. have it your way. >> greg: oh, that jared. >> tyrus: is there another one. >> my brother in a's namediere educate. >> greg: i was thinking of the brother-in-law, you're thinking of the subway dude. >> tyrus: everyone was. >> greg: no. you're all perverts. you're all perverts i no, no, no, no. he is a pervert. >> tyrus: he is the pervert.

we just know about it. >> greg: piers is this pronoun thinking happening in england. >> piers: it is. my preferred pronounce are brad and pitt so you have to call me thatten a say hi brad pitt. the whole thing is exhausted. >> greg: he called this said the pronoun thing is coming down the pike. >> piers: if you want to call yourself a giraffe, call yourself a giraffe. i shouldn't be compelled to all yourself a giraffe. >> greg: what is your pronoun. >> tyrus: my proceed mown? >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: we've already discussed this what the [bleep]. >> greg: i think we should wrap there, a happy ending for everyone. not really. but don't go away, we'll be right back.

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