town hall wednesday is in houston and seen a focus on how hispanics are increasingly flocking to the g.o.p. and ask why it's happening bring some answers congressman meyer florida's congressional cast, -- many more special guests will be there. so set your dvr from wednesday "gutfeld!" is next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ musical mystical [cheers and applause] >> greg: happy glorious monday, it's a monday. yes, it's me. meets the whole we can without me. i know it's hard. so anyone here watch real housewives? i don't mean the tv show.

i mean actual housewives. to their kitchen windows. i kid i would never do such a thing but maybe. but the aggressiveness at the working families party are launching their newest goal to radicalize the manse of the real housewives franchise the goal is to organize the fan base to embrace woke beliefs. i was at work? i do organize people who believe skinny girl martini is a healthy breakfast? [laughter] now, rubber when he heard someone say organized, it's not in the typical definition. a solid company get your taxes in order, or alphabetizing a record collection. replacing your meds on a shelf that kat can't reach. organize means radicalize. we just wrote the lease organize person on earth is a radical.

that's why they boycott businesses instead of running them. the reason why looting doesn't start at 7:00 a.m. this is a new left-wing thing called fandom organization which social media streams and litter them with love wings platitudes. it's funny try to radicalize people who watch real hous housewives. to what exactly? that from now on you only throw biodegradable wine glasses each other? i think these guys watch housewives. [laughs] in case you have watched real housewives here's a taste. >> horror, your [bleep] engage -- you stupid [bleep]. >> never, ever be near my husband. [bleep] [bleep] >> never go after my bleeping husband. >> go ahead, show it, prove it.

don't touch my daughter. >> you [bleep]. >> bits. >> [bleep] >> oh, my god. [laughs] >> greg: i love that so much but all that wasted wine julie would be attacking them with a sponge. but maybe what really would help those people is a good dose of communism is gonna be cheaper than botox. watch 5 minutes of those shows and you think maybe the taliban has the right idea. i don't mean that for a second. maybe. so how will they will confide the wives? are they women that think that following the science museum of the face of? he already trusts like drag queens. the left or to build the following on their instagram pages to create memes and reels that connect the real housewives fans with progressive politics only progressives could come up with that mismatch.

take some intriguing, mindless, loud, and stupid, and then paired up with a real hous housewives. this is necessary given at the housewives are rife with white supremacy, true according to "the huffington post" were writers as dumb as a post. the site is proof that when housewives friend once used the okay sign that is not okay because it's a white power symbol. tell to these folks here on? that is the best part, the best part of white supremacy you get to hang out with all these amazing black people. what about people who just want to watch their favorite trashy show without getting clogged clumsy, stupid woke [bleep]? what you are part of the story you're part of the problem because everything changed with evil donald trump. once he won in 2017 people can now as other people who they voted for its moral crime if you admitted to backing the orange

godzilla. your private choices were now open for public condemnation. no one from voting to vaccines. which created more busybodies than antibodies. i like this audience. [laughs] is like their sampling soup. and every facet to life things take a political turn meaning when lefties lose an election and they come after you. politics is now more personal than your hygiene. and because the woke are miserable they need to spread the misery everywhere. they don't have a life outside of politics. they are for the most part sour, unhappy, smug little creeps who were that way in high school so as adults they hung out with like minded people to fill the void in the miserable personal lives. thus, the progressive movement was born. an ally corn syrup, they will politics integrated into everything. they believe every single part of life is open to political influence as long as it only

comes from them. now it's in schools, sports, and entertainment. and now they wanted target fan bases. i would like to see the spread and see how it goes. try nascar. because of something like a nascar fan knows more -- while they're watching an actual race. of those cars may nothing but love turns, but the fans certainly aren't going to. [cheers and applause] yeah, yeah. [laughs] bottom line people watch the housewives as trashy escapism. the political leading into the shows would only ruin it. ♪ ♪ >> high becca i'm so surprised to see her tonight i'll let you be at home reviewing the q3 gdp economic analysis.

>> excuse me bits? she knows the strength of the u.s. dollar can influence the midterm selection especially when it pertains the european markets. >> oh, this coming from the horror who routinely overestimates the on employment rate. >> at least i am married to my bicameral legislature. >> whatever come all my god. is that sharon? >> she is a nightmare, i heard that she things the constitution was created and ratified on the same day. [laughs] [laughs] >> what a slot. [laughs] >> greg: let's welcome tonight scats. to guests. he's produced more cheers in your local -- rob long. [applause] she breaks southern stereotypes like a southerner breaks chickens next.

fox business anchor degen mcdowell. [cheers and applause] is hollowing he's going as a successful husband and father. [laughs] actor, writer, comedian, jamie lissow. [applause] and for trick-or-treat shall be handing out tide pods. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i didn't understand this rob but you are the original model for the world's happiest hobo. >> rob: yes, on the world's happiest hobo. i told you i describe you as a giggly pepper pot. >> greg: i feel that about my weight customer >> rob: just your whole vibe. it's spicy. >> greg: i guess that's okay. >> rob: is not okay actually [laughs] >> greg: during the entertainment world is is a wise

move? >> rob: no, it's never wise to verse while it's not wise for two reasons, you take summing that really is trashy and amoral and try to load some of the meaning onto it it was a mistake. also, your ambulatory psychotics these housewives. so now the wonder something with psychotics for television show politics. we are to have that it's msnbc. it exists. >> greg: nicely done. i speak to you don't always do two things at once. >> greg: it would be fun if they pull the reverse but they kind of left-wing areas with common sense. what he think that hobo man? speak to you facet down my bindle and think about it. yeah, i feel like what you doing a question mark it's like, have a pizza, and a salad. no, not have a salad. if you have the junk food have jump for joy. do you watch these shows or do

you shows? >> dagen: i live the shows. what i meant that because of an age where i don't need a man and i don't want to get laid. [laughs] [laughs] because of her talking to a potential hook up, or get down about the real housewives that's like saying i have been washed my nether regions since labor day. actually -- >> greg: she needs back. >> dagen: body odor is less repellent than talk about my favorite housewife. on a date. i view this this is the worst match of a left-wing liberal group with a series of shows that display conspicuous consumption and riches. like instead of like the working families party this is how to find a rich who's in a cake and

party. >> greg: if like this shows the opposite of that we are injecting drinking, gossip and stupidity to politics. i think it's work. >> rob: you are a rich person about to kick it. >> greg: that is true. >> dagen: he's not close enough. >> greg: and a couple years if i'm lucky to be from this cruel world. >> jamie: i don't need man either. [applause] [applause] >> greg: but you want to man. >> jamie: you're right i disagree with the second part. [laughs] i'm never seen a minute of the show until you displayed it dude, what do they do when there's no cameras? [laughs] to the murder each other? like what was akris mike i was insane. only to watch stuff like this. if i like this i just picture scenes from last two years for my marriage.

[laughs] [laughs] >> greg: it's true. >> jamie: there's a couple of things but under no. i think it's weird i didn't know it was one like man i was there was one more reason not to watch the real housewives. flick 11 was enough. isn't it crazy though is on the bravo network. if this becomes a series it would be on bravo. bravo summing want more of a nurse at about this should be a network called blue. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: because that's the opposite of bravo. see what he did there? oh that's comedy my friends. high kat how are you? what a long day today flying back from denver? >> kat: i went to a concert last night and it was in denver. >> greg: that's great. good for you. are you worried that this could detract from the treatment of the types of its get a brand i know that you are a regular watcher. >> kat: not this when i don't

watch this one. exited some research into this group they say okay we are pretty anticapitalist in parentheses which we know yeah isn't for everyone. which is true and about the top of that list would be women who are on a show because they're so rich and so obnoxious about it. like, i never watched it i started going through some of the most famous quotes and catchphrases are. i didn't this go very far before i found i'm very rich pitch. [laughs] [laughs] sounds pretty capitalist to me. >> greg: i guess you could argue that once were the most of vacated. >> kat: on think they're interested. >> rob: i zoned out over talk about. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: oh, you are the world's sweetest hobo. you know what? you get to sleep in my shed. >> rob: a wow what would happen if you are mad at me? [laughs] [laughs] >> dagen: mean drunk. >> greg: all right with with

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>> greg: she is a need for cops she want to scrap, snow demands from human. she said no justice, no pcs. [laughs] [laughs] until they pelted her with. they could see them coming like a frisbee in the desert. socialist seattle lawmakers cops ignored someone through human into her yard. present on the east coast kill me special. yes, you can anywhere in seattle, but throwing it is still illegal. and stuffed a stain on the

city's reputation. a brown one. ironically the grass is greener now, city councilman -- claims that seattle pd is failing to investigate the fling her or fling her's is retaliation over her calls to defund the police. i already had a suspect in mind though. anyway. i bet lady is hoping her house gets toilet papered for halloween. finally, it makes sense. she supposed by cutting it by 5 million in 2020 now she says cops refuse to put up police he telephoned her house for protection. the cops have canvassed the area pulling for them and interview witnesses posted photos of the suspect and placing tracking devices and all the value meals at taco bell. meanwhile in new york subway pushing has become a bona fide sport look at this.

this is video of the latest leap to shove someone onto the tracks and unprovoked attack. the victim was okay and cops have caught the perp but he'll probably be out of jail in an hour. stuff like this happening so often you think leadership went up some answers, sadly they do. democratic mayor eric adams said that simply set the pay attention more. >> i rode the subway yesterday i haven't put my airpods and for over a year because i feel like i need to be very much aware of its quality of issue. >> i think you are right about not having your ipod just focusing on her phone. i do the same we put out a video and inclination telling people about being aware of what's around them was taking place and encouraging workers to do that. >> greg: easy for him to say. i'm not even finishing the job. and we move on.

i'm as big as a compliment is that he's not bill de blasio. [applause] it's like saying you're the second in command on the titanic. all right we have a couple of new yorkers here actually tired of you. doesn't it feel like to you the subway pushing thing is almost like, they keep saying it's random, the victims are random, but feels like those absolutely deliberate. a lot of these are deliberate it feels like there's some going on here maybe i'm just seeing things, but the guy they busted had two dozen arrests was in jail for attempted murder like 20 years now is out. >> dagen: a lot of it is mental illness to get delusional presents institutions. they been lockup for people who need to be on medication --

>> greg: you know ouch is beating around the bush i really want talk about. that is my area. that's my toilet. >> dagen: this is it about this politician, police will not really stop to her to tossing. that i want it. i witnessed it. believe smearing us or you can arrest the guy? the cops like only a few put the handcuffs on him. [laughs] i talk about this so much about how can you defend yourself in a city where you can't carry this oregon and it dawned on me i've always have a sack of in my hands. because i'm walking my dogs. so whammo. >> greg: that is an amazing product. amazing product.

sack of. like what person is in a come near you if you get smeared w with? so i know we talk about this all the time. what a thing about the whole subway idea of like it's up to us to protect ourselves? it's on us. >> kat: i guess it's getting sized would just be aware at all times, do not let your guard down. for a single second, which is really just a hell of a mind-set to tell people that they have to have during the morning commute. you may be heading in, or big presentation or something to spend the whole way there is been on high alert to threats to your physical survival? like you have to be able to do better than that. like you said it's been a year, so i don't know i know. [laughs] [laughs] okay and? what you do about it question might be because the quality of life issue. >> greg: only doing something because their election in two weeks.

which is just disgusting jamie. it's disgusting. you're disgusting. you're the thrower. >> jamie: for like you might be projecting. [applause] >> greg: i am. [applause] >> jamie: i'm like so confused. versus lady says they threw it at her house and that she says the b gives a [bleep], what is it? which is it? it's a great story i guess i really read every article that was available at the story. it happened six times there were six different events. it is keep picturing this guy, gift respect a guy going home and making his own ammunition. you know? that we all appreciate summing of its own nature. >> greg: that's so true. it means he cares. before he cares. i will take what your exit the watch the video to find out how that whatever. i'm lucky, i have crime

canceling headphones so i'm all good. >> greg: that's funny. crime canceling, rob, you know how you doing a chant? speak to them, minor percent. i get terrible advice. >> rob: i think it's terrible advice on the subway i go into a disassociative view state from trying desperately to be anywhere else usually think about what financial choices i made my life to the point where i don't have a car or a driver. [laughs] also trying desperately, when looking at your phone is no longer fun. seligman with your family or friends look your phone someone also sewed darn boring look at this. now just passing the time you even with was on link just please don't make eye contact. don't make eye contact. could be anything the matter. what a crazy lady that hope which is dog over there i don't

know. preservation. so now we space listening is like without looking. >> greg: how can you do that? should this crazy guy over there he's gonna pants, he got a few whatever. >> rob: you look up for one second and you can make eye contact with a crazy person is likely look and i? you looking at? someone or you're in vegas torrid, insane passionate love affair you never know homeless man can have caring arms. >> rob: you've been reading my memoir. >> greg: it's called hobos aloud. >> rob: thank you, thank you. >> greg: a lot of trains involved. >> rob: don't give it away, spoiler alert. they have to buy it. >> greg: up next, donald trump wants to go and discredit a committee wack.s to selectively edit. ♪ ♪

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>> greg: if the testimony becomes a circus liz cheney says she will go but circus. thank you. they give a much. meet the press dating show for reporters liz cheney disk up to a potential upcoming testimony before the january 6 committee. the former president would testify i guess a week after election day. on november 14th reportedly willing to do it live. warned him not to turn it into a circus. as the committee treats the batter with great seriousness. >> the committee treats this matter with great seriousness. it will be done with a level of rigor and discipline and seriousness that it deserves. we are not can allow the former president, he's not gonna turn this into a circus.

[laughs] >> greg: thank god for that. i do see a deceit jerry mather on a flying trapeze. [laughs] [laughs] it's clearly not a circus, and this is a good be like donald trump's first meet against joe biden. >> this is in you to be his first debate against joe biden and the food fight that it became. this is far too serious of an issue. >> greg: it sounds like she has issues with circuses. why not embrace the circus? purity surrounded by clouds. also putting donald trump on tape delay allows the committee to protect itself. not the witness, everything about this committee look back backwards including adam schiff's head. it's true give another cycle to mark? it's like is looking at you you're actually back? it's true just think about it. i can never not see again.

it's like they say in the cheney family laugh in the world laughs with you, cry and your friends just shot you in the face. [laughs] kat it's so funny that they claim they want to testify, they know if he's he's gonna win because this is what is good at. >> kat: will have them testify, but no live tv it's like okay so is not going to do it. he would only ever do because lex obviously an audience. all you have to do is do a couple of months and then control of the house and the subpoena does mean anything. the only reason he would do it would be for that attention come up for that spectacle. after mike given the chance to do it he's just cannot go. i'm think that they would possibly want to do obscene ottery would be saying stuff like that. give me one thing that would appeal to them? >> greg: the one thing, they come out there this like we call this a kangaroo court rob?

right? ozzie to call you ron are you okay? down great. not smelling burnt toast are you? i have a little bit of a sty and my that's affected my balance. [laughs] [laughs] closing essay? so we all know it's a kangaroo court, but even this they can even allow the person to defend themselves. >> rob: it's i cares how will punish you will give the time. what's next? cents to 6-7 years in a chick-fil-a. this is what this guy wants more than anything. look, i don't know why they need to have them testify, does nothing left for us to know. we know everything there is, and even politically review it the midterms? like well why bother? >> greg: it's all about the midterms. >> rob: the idea that like no, this time organ of a button and stuff and he's gonna like --

no, guess what easy to get away. he's going to wait he's the joker. and he's gonna get away from the hapless cops. and live to fight another day. >> greg: was a make liz cheney? >> rob: it makes her one of those detectives saying we can handle it from here. [laughs] [laughs] >> greg: so jamie you watch the committees at all the hearings all? 's before i took two week break from life because i missile stuff uses only so interesting which was why are we vilifying the circus? slick oh, let's not turn the hearing into a circus he knew better than a hearing? a circus. [applause] [applause] i don't bring this up but also how do you want to have another contact with mark souljah about jon stewart but someone on taken totally out of context so think have a good life makes us know what you do that or twist his

words or whatever. i do think though to think it might be just hours and hours of pleading the fifth? i guess possible to does a lot of that like i plead the fifth that's why propose to hate those ones to go go i plead the fifth. i think you be able to select three different things should be able to say like i plead the fifth or would you like to know. [laughs] or i'm not [bleep] telling you. i'll smack i think it should be a little bit of that. if it's live. >> rob: of its pretaped, or written. >> greg: it will never happen know what you think? >> dagen: the brilliance of donald trump is like my family members he can disrupt or derail any kind of gathering or meeting without saying a word. the sigh, the eye roll.

or -- just to let. [laughs] [applause] >> greg: when he does that you know it's in be great. because that means you check everything out in the simply old boy here it comes. >> dagen: left to go to some, our pit music. by day two. just throw them off. >> greg: account which wish it would happen but i know it's not can happen. so we'll just have to dream about it. or am i? all right, coming up. if it comes to nuclear tit for tat here is the spot you should be at. [applause] me is

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>> greg: will you live in the right location to avoid nuclear devastation. here is where you don't want to be in the event of world war iii. were not even at the halfway point of joe biden's term and as letter putin escalates the war in ukraine the threat of nucleat

to panic until after i reinforced the lock on my bomb shelter. must mike watts my good luck suckers. i think i'll be got rid of donald trump suites my rights? this week we took the opportunity to investigate the worst place to live in america the warheads come our way. and with or without a nuclear war gary, indiana, sucks. [laughs] that was bias according to the expert spoiler alert there's actually no safe space in a few live hundreds of miles with a laugh so we do active wings and contaminated bodies of water still kill you. as if you fell in to eric's well wasn't bad. living room or military base power plants and the surrounding population centers are particularly bad news if you want to live. you're better off living somewhere desolate like an psych cat. kat's heart.

you can't survive bombing every night. i even know why they even say that. rather than coming our concerns the president casually uses words like armageddon ought is in a question mark joe biden was elected to transition as a way to suppose chaos of the donald trump initiation. and here we are two years later having serious discussions about nuclear war. but what else can you expect from a president who thinks it's what you yell after four hours on the toilet. jamie, this question was written for me and i realize it's almost, redundant to what we just said jimmy would you rather bomb on stage or be bumped with nukes. >> jamie: i think the first one. just because i'm not used to being bond with nukes.

[laughs] [laughs] out of michael my god i'm happy to live in alaska and the like but wait i'm close to russia, like him away from my throw it was a calm so close was a man i do feel like if they bomb somewhere else for the first time i can ever brag about the weather. this i never to do that every time i call i'm calling from is better whether my beta for some of you like while it's 5 degrees here it's over their customer or 4,000 degrees fahrenheit? >> greg: finally fairbanks will be able to mock everyone. >> jamie: the story was scary though if you're in a bunker like a summons on top you it's very frightening to read this but i think that russia at 5,970 nuclear warheads we have 5,428. how did he find out nick exactly many warheads russia has and will recounted them she took them. i just while he was there. i think submit them or some something.

>> greg: exactly come out or no are you worried rob in the green room you mentioned that we should primitively strike ru russia. to guarantee her safety. you near hobo friends. >> rob: it's a bold strategy admit. but hear me out i finish? percival i'm not ready worried i would friend from years ago he told his business site and all the sport heads. those things are work. his moans are owner know which ones. in the report it says you think that the big population centers as we don't want to be, but actually we don't be it their military installations nuclear installations make sense. so we actually new york city which traditionally evan freaks out other than hit new york. new york which is to be up to new yorkers to rebuild society. not a good thing. it's been one not.

because if you look in new york now items looks like it was hit by a bomb at least midtown. it looks like that might mean improvement. >> rob: does a slight upgrade from what we have. so we want to live owner leave and do it like how they put a big thing of your house. let's do that with us. we were promised that joe biden was it come in and calm everything down. >> greg: because donald trump was so crazy. now it's two years and were talking nuclear war with inflation up was sue. i know what that means which might be know what mean. >> dagen: and what about red and his general reach exceeds ordering a mr. bibb at midnight's articles completely useless. of nuclear armageddon is on the way eye is for no like the bus hot springs are so i can go sprints that.

again. or where to find the hottest guys with the low standards. [laughs] [laughs] you to want to be in any town that survives the nuclear holocaust because the nuclear zombies are then gonna come to the town and eager entrails. >> greg: this is why and if said long time fans of the show and redeye i would be the undead, i want to be on the winning side so like to get blasted than have bankable radiation allows me to come out to be the limit you're scared of. on be the one going like this. i'm a guy be like oh, my god, here he comes on to be the scary guy because a vehement pain i don't know. >> kat: this probably some pain of all the nuclear bass. >> dagen: spider-man, spider-man. >> rob: just be clear this is

not science-based. [laughs] [laughs] 's view >> greg: you hobo. [laughs] [laughs] you and your wisdom. speed to your hobo. spew one last time i did that was in the darfur days. last word to you. >> kat: i read this whole article all these quotes from nuclear experts and are like while the worst place to be is where the bomb hits. i'm like okay i agree. i like another place that's bad it's pretty close to where it hits. it's like if anyone from "newsweek" is watching, if you ever need a nuclear expert gets call me i could say that. >> greg: i am comforted there is this belief that nothing works. nothing works over there it's like they've all these is a look at the military right now and it's falling apart. >> rob: it's highly likely that nothing works are either nothing is been maintained.

>> greg: what if is complete like fabrication that were never any nuclear weapons except for like 1-2. you know? >> rob: that's pretty troublesome that's where they're heading. >> greg: all right, we have to move on come up next what your anxiety with some time in a s coffin. [applause]ele ca try nervivenerve relief. >> tech: at safelite, we take care of vehicles with the latest technology. we can replace your windshield ...and recalibrate your safety system. >> customer: and they recycled my old glass. >> tech: don't wait. schedule today. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪

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>> a story in five words. >> greg: a story in five words. $57,000 to be buried alive. i read this thing wrong. a russian company will barry will live for up to one hour for $57,000 so you would experience the deal with fears and anxieties and unlock psychic abilities. i thought that they -- i thought it was a day or that they would give you the money. but you give them the money. i could do this for $500. >> i could do it for less than that. all you have to do is dunka dunka in a crowded hot tub, crowded hotel anywhere in orlando. you think you'll die. you know, dunk. maybe i have done that too many

times. >> greg: i don't know. jamie, is there anything from this that makes sense? >> all i know is i do not need to pay $57,000 to find out what it feels like to be buried alive because once i went to a live taping of "the view." they don't let you leave. >> greg: they don't. i have been in that situation. i've been in places where i remember a show called "jane." i did another show. the montel williams show. they wouldn't -- they took your driver's license that you can't leave. >> they show the crowd. it doesn't change. >> i have to go. i work for a living. they took my driver's license, rob. it pissed me off. >> i didn't know you had a driver's license.

i checked out when dagen said dunka dunka. 23.5 to bury you and 23.5 to dig you up. burying u.s. $100. we bury you for a hundred bucks for costs $56,900 to bring you up. >> greg: what if they just leave you there? [laughs] >> i don't think i'm going to be able to get somebody to come to my funeral once. >> greg: i'll be there. i don't know why. kat, last word to you. >> kat: i threw my own funeral already for my 30th birthday. i was in a coffin in the back of a hearse like this but i wasn't think about my mortality. i was thinking about how cool my entrance was going to look with all of the smoke machines. >> greg: those were the days. now you are very old. >> kat: not as old as that

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>> greg: what a great show. thanks to dagen mcdowell, jamie lissow, rob law, kat timpf, or studio audience. "fox news @ night" with dreamy trace gallagher is next. i'm greg gutfeld, and i love you, america. >> trace: thank you, greg. hello and everyone welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night." i am trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight: two weeks to the midterms and there are new signs democrats are moving away from issues like abortion and instead attacking what they love to refer to as the maga crowd, saying that the mega magas will tank the economy. the political panel weighs in