on the great pumpkin fun including hippos, writers and porcupines. francis bacon zookeepers say the hardest pumpkin spice and everything nice and he looks at. raccoons looking like bandits, here's one that lives up to the image, the critter sinks into a compartment under the counter or the candy sectioown in philadelphia and statures himself a bag of twins lawyers. that's it for the fox report. i am jon scott. we will see you again tomorrow. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy tuesday my special tuesday friends. so guess who's back in the news? i'll give you a hint. her picture should be on household cleaners to induce vomiting.

she's harder to get rid of than brian kilmeade. and, if you look, her eyes, they're crazier than ever. she doesn't have betty davis eyes, she has marty feldman eyes. i miss him. but imagine sitting next to that on a long flight. no wonder bill preferred epstein's jet. all right, people. that was one of the reasons. the in flight massages. but after two years of democrats telling us that it was worse than 9/11 to say that an election was stolen, what's their new message? take it away crazy lady. >> hello indivisibles. i'm here to highlight something that is keeping me up at night, right wing extremists already have a plan to literally steal the next presidential election. >> greg:. >> greg: indefensibles.

are those like little sandwiches? yeah, i bet that's what's keeping her up at night. not her drunk husband and the cackling of two hooters waitresses playing nude twister downstairs. saying that ace jealous purpose. she claims that even the 2024 election, which is more than two years away, could already be undone by evil republicans who have the power to overturn presidential elections. but if that was true, which it's not, the last election probably would have been the most likely time to wield such power don't you think? she then uses this claim to make money because haiti hasn't had an earthquake in a while. >> will you support crush the coup to donating to indivisible and state legislator candidates? your dollars could very well decide the winners. >> greg: so here she is undermining a prized institution, our voting system, all to make a buck.

this is worse than the civil war, 9/11, the full house reboot. but once a clinton, always a clinton. the most honest thing she's ever done is run for senate in a state she didn't live in. but it's something. remember just minutes ago it was considered a threat to democracy to question the legitimacy of an election. that it was worse than the civil war to even broach the subject. so here's the rule. democracy's only in peril when the republicans complain about elections. but it's never the reverse. and yet, who are the real election tamperers. i mean who pushed the dossier, who pushed russian collusion? who buried the laptop story? and isn't the party that cheats against the other side that's bad or is it the party that also cheats against their own candidates. when the dnc gave debate questions to hillary, it wasn't to beat trump. remember bernie?

does anybody remember? >> yeah. >> greg: i thought that was a good point but you guys are so quiet [cheers and applause]. >> greg: no, stop it. i don't need any mercy applause. this isn't the daily show. but if you bring in the possibility of election malfeasance you're accused of playing into the big lie. of course the only big lie turned out to be that kamala harris was fit to hold any office other than regional manager of am way sales in northern california. and now, sensing defeat, what are the dems doing? they're saying that if they lose it's because in the election was stolen. and how do you figure that? making sure the people voting are who they say they are? that seems like a good thing. that's why they verify i'm greg gutfeld when i order my thongs off craig's list. slightly used. >> ew. >> greg: too bad the media

hasn't called out the dems on their hypocrisy but they won't. same reason the buccaneers won't tell tom brady to be with his wife because he's on their team. so now they're telling you the election is already already corrupt before the voting starts, they aren't waiting bore the fake dossier. check out this hypocritical dip stick suggesting other countries should run our elections. >> i don't want to get too off-topic but if you read through the papers this weekend, the threats to our elections in, what, 2.5 weeks, are so pervasive and they're so deer and they include violence. do you think it's time to ask for friends and allies to come over and help us monitor our elections? we used to do that in other burgeoning and threatened democracies. >> greg: i'm not saying she's drunk, but i'm not saying she's not not drunk. right? how is she still employed? who does she have nude pictures of anyway? [laughter].

>> oh, god. >> greg: i'd keep her employed too, don't want to see that. meanwhile over at the washington post bald backs boot writes that democracy will literally die both at home and abroad if you vote republicans into office. true it appears that the worst thing that can happen to democracy is voting. and we need a party that raids a former president's wife panty drawer to preserve freedom. meanwhile you saw this on the museum of head injuries, also known as the view. [cheers and applause] they pounce on ted cruz for questioning election results after the dems, including the dems on the view, do the same thing. >> there are a lot of folks in the media that try to, anytime a republican is in front of a tv camera, try to say, the election was fair and square and legitimate. you know who y'all don't do that

to? you don't do it to hillary clinton who stood up and said trump stole the capitol. >> they didn't storm the capitol and try to kill my former boss. >> they sat here and said it was illegitimate. >> and it was. >> greg: and it was. she didn't realize it but she just proved his point. and that's funny. but everything on the view is funny. thank god that show isn't scratch and sniff. must smell like a bird cage over there. that's disgusting. so it's no wonder violence is now erupting. did you see that a volunteer for marco rubio got beaten to a pulp canvassing for his candidate. bet you didn't see that on the news because he's probably or allegedly the wrong victim but he looks like he just rode new york's subway. why shouldn't he be beaten? he's a threat to our democracy. just like you and me. >> period!

. >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. she's like the stars at night, bright, shining and watched by weird os with tell scopes. out numbered cohost, emily compagno! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: the only thing more decorated than his career is his house. host of can't cancel rob smith, rob smith [cheers and applause] >> greg: she's like a pumpkin, smooth, sweet and if you keep her for too long she'll rot on your porch. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and he's so tall his barber gets a nose bleed, my massive side kick and the nwa's world television champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: so, emily, how are you? >> great. >> greg: excellent. i'm so happy you came today dressed as a sexy traffic cone. >> emily: oh, my god. [laughter]

>> greg: it is, isn't it >> kat: as if there's any other sdmiend if you go to amazon and type in sexy traffic cone that's what you would get for halloween. >> tyrus: you just have to write traffic cone, they're all sexy. every traffic cone is sexy. so everyone can get one >> rob: sexy candy corn, too. >> greg: yes, sexy candy corn. emily isn't it funny that hillary is talking about a stolen election that is two years away. that is pretty amazing. >> emily: on the heaves her saying the election was stolen and stacey abrams and everyone. i cannot think of a less persuasive person, by the way, than hillary clinton. the exception to that might be alyssa milano and just like hillary saying here's the six races you should donate to it remind me of georgia where melissa milano chained herself to the voting booth somewhere in

georgia and georgia was like get out of our state hollywood. that's what they're saying to hillary clinton because if you're not indivisible you're a deplorable. everybody's an able. and the reason why this was created was the two fundamental problems with democracy one of them being it's rigged in favor of the white and wealthy. what is she? last time i checked she's just another white wealthy lib. >> greg: yeah get out of the way. >> emily: exactly. telling everyone how to vote how to think and spend their money after she's the one that put our taxes towards it anyway. frightening actually. she looks like that jigsaw puppet, billy the puppet. >> greg: from jigsaw. >> emily: yep. >> greg: that's a scary puppet. i have to sleep with the light on when it's in my bed. >> emily: like bill clinton. >> greg: like bill clinton. you know, rob, what happened to it being a threat to democracy to question elections? elections are supposed to be the only thing in the world that is perfect. like everything else is flawed but elections are perfect.

>> rob: well, no, elections are always perfect, you know, when democrats win. and when they're not winning everything is a i threat to democracy everything is fascism. it being spooky season right now it is very appropriate that hillary has reemerged because this is the scariest thing i've seen in a while. that video was scarier than the latest halloween movie. it's scary watching this video obviously rolled on the set somewhere dolled up and reading a tell proper, i guess it's for an organization called cans the coup. so i don't want to know how many millions of dollars they gave her to read into the tell prompter about fascism or whatever threat to democracy when republicans win. i spend half my time in florida and florida wins when republicans win. we have a great governor, and my life and people's lives get better when republicans get elected. because we're tough on crime

[cheers and applause] >> rob: yeah. it's going to be my 2032 presidential stump speech. >> greg: there you go, i'm looking forward to that. cancel the coup. kat it sounded like she had just read cancel the coup when she sat down. she didn't even know what that was for >> kat: no. look. so no matter who you are there's actually something about january 6th that you agree on. whether you're a democrat or a conspiracy theoryist there's one thing you can agree. it did not work. it did not keep trump in the white house. and as she's saying those things in the video it would be as if that weren't the case. she doesn't even mention it did not work. and also, i just don't buy it. i don't believe that any of these -- like the democrats are that concerned about any of these republican candidates who might be far right, who might question the election. because then they probably wouldn't have spent all this

money on these candidates' campaigns so that they think they had a lower chance of getting elected. they wouldn't have risked that if they thought it would be the end of life as we know it just to give themselves a better chance of winning. >> greg: and kari lake is going to win. i think so. >> tyrus: yes she is. >> greg: anyway. [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: she's already won my heart. >> greg: that is true. i almost called you geraldo. [laughter] [bo [boo! ] >> greg: i just saw him i did the five. >> would have beening a quick show. >> greg: they're using fear to raise money. >> tyrus: not only that they take these blueprints from like movies that nobody watches anymore, like we're going to take the ugliest girl and make her the queen of the prom and that's what they did with the crazy right wing candidates they dumped millions of dollars in. and then low and behold at the last moment they're going to

take the crown away. that never happens in every movie. what ends up happening not only does she get the boy, she gets the crown and the other people get egg on their face. so now they're trying to forget egg by saying forget everything we did to build this up if republicans get in the world is over as we know it. that's what we've got left that's where we're at. you've gotten in a little huddle and say what are we going to do? let's just say the world ends if they get in. it doesn't matter if republicans get in, we only have a year and six weeks left according to aoc, so let us go down with the ship. you know what i'm saying? if you're going to get it give it to the deplorables. it's a fixer upper at best at this point. >> greg: yes. [cheers and applause] >> rob: and by the way, can i make a point. weren't all these people supposed to leave the country when trump got elected? >> tyrus: there's no point the world's ending in a year and six

weeks. why would you move? you have to get those few last interactions in. >> rob: also, nothing keeps hillary clinton up at night because evil never sleeps. i keep on telling you guys that. [laughter] >> greg: we must take a break. up next. >> tyrus: what's an indefensible? >> greg: i don't know what it is. we're left in suspen

>> greg: welcome back. shut up! [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: they're applauding me. people. it is mean. there's a babbling old man at large who doesn't know who's in charge. yes, it's gaffes like this that led to one conclusion. biden lives in the land of confusion.

been a few days for president biden, even for him. and no he doesn't have covid for the 14th time. the virus prefers living hosts. but at least he knows who the president is, right? >> it was also kamala's birthday. [cheers and applause]. >> she turned 30. and happy birthday to our great president. >> greg: so what? so he keeps calling kamala the president. maybe they're just role playing. >> tyrus: ew. ew. >> greg: i know. but it's not like he's spaced out when asked if his wife supports him for running for reelection. >> i have not made that decision but it's my intention, my intention to run again and we have time to make that decision. >> dr. biden is for it? mr. president? >> dr. biden thinks that, my wife thinks that, that i -- that

we're doing something very important. >> greg: you know if that was a concussion test he definitely failed. joe's brain right now, the scans look like an etch a sketch. but maybe it's hard to answer softballs while making ones in his pants. but at least he didn't get lost in the white house garden during a tree planting ceremony, right? ♪ >> greg: that was a corn field maze we would never see him again. too bad dr. jill's not a botanyist i think her husband has dutch elm disease. someone please replace the

nuclear football with a briefcase full of ping-pong balls. how does the staff let this happen. it's like they're letting him der on purpose. help the poor guy out. maybe if they flash a light he'll walk toward it. then again maybe there's only so much he can do. during a white house event taped last week biden claimed his student loan bailout was passed by a vote. >> if you don't have one of those loans you get ten thousand written off. it's passed. i got it passed by a vote or two and it's in effect. >> greg: wow, sounds like kat timpf. no. no one voted on it. it was an executive order. he doesn't seem to know what he's signing. maybe they told him it was for free government pudding. this guy's running again. anything to add joe? >> no, no, no. i don't know what's going on. i'm sharp as a tack, jack. and, look, one vote, one vote, passed by one vote, me.

my vote. that's what it is. look, i got this -- look, it's like that old joke, line ten guys up against a wall, and, you know, bartender says -- any, you know how that one ends. what was i saying? january 6th. [laughter]. >> january 6th, threat to democracy. >> greg: rob, i've got to -- what is up with his staff? like they see this and yet after every speech or ceremony or whatever they just let him wander, why don't they have a plan? >> rob: well, i mean, you know, at least it's not easter because then they have the staff dress up as the easter bunny to direct him around. joe biden is just so old and so out of it. he's so old i heard he sniffed a child that was actually above 13

years old. he is so old he actually read the teleprompter correctly. it's outrages, we need to stop electing 130 year old corpses as president. 81 million people they really need to think about that next time. >> greg: yeah, it's true. tyrus, he mentioned kamala's name and then called her the president. do you think he just forgot her name again. >> tyrus: first of all how dare you expect him to connect two paragraphs gutfeld. he was clearly talking about two different things. we have to stop calling this gaffes. this isn't gaffes. this is every day. this is normal. when he says something that makes sense, we've got to call that [bleep] a gaffe. okay? [cheers and applause] >> tyrus: that's number one. and number two, the reason why no one's helping him, because you're going to get the i can do it myself, get off me. >> greg: oh, yeah.

yeah. >> tyrus: where pal a i? so that's why they're not helping him. plus if they're anything like me, security, we got a sense of humor. so they probably don't tip well, so let his ass wander off, you know? that's a reflex. that's how you know your secret service and body guards like you if they let you do that all the time. the new guy going to help, uh-uh. >> greg: let it unfold, trust me it will be great. kat, he didn't sound well >> kat: no. i know that concussion test thing you said you were making a joke, i actually think that's not a bad idea. like he won't do -- he won't take questions after he gives a speech. what if we're like, okay, we'll give that up concussion test afterr after every single speech. it's sad to suggest that but what's more sad is there's no way they'd allow that to happen.

all politicians lie. this politician we're like, does he know he's lying. you can't even really call him a liar because you don't know if he knows where he is anymore at this point. like tyrus said, it's like every time. >> tyrus: yep. >> greg: it's getting worse. and emily he says he's going to run again but maybe they just haven't told him he's not running. it's like taking grandpa's car keys away. >> emily: totally. >> greg: like you can't run anymore we're going to take whatever it is you would take. >> emily: even if they told him he would forget it two seconds later. remember i used to be an emt. there's an alert and oriented times four the test you ask someone to make sure they're conscious and there's four questions, basically do they know who they are, where they are approximate time and date and what's happening. ironically one of the questions is, like, who's the president. so literally, if you were to ask him, give him the ao times four, he would fail every question because he certainly doesn't know who he is or where he is or

what time of day it is or approximately what is happening or who the president is. but you know what he knows. >> tyrus: he said kamala. >> emily: he knows enough to say full sentences like no serious guys until you're 30 as he sniffs a little girl's heir. so to me he's dead and also disgusting. >> greg: i forgot you were an emt. >> yeah. >> greg: oh, wow, that must have been fun, huh? where were you. >> emily: it was when i lived at the beach. >> tyrus: sorry could you imagine that, i'm in a car accident dying. and it was what are you going to. >> emily: i was good. >> tyrus: i bet you are good. >> emily: i can do cpr, i can check, i don't know what i'm doing, am i holding your hand what am i doing? anyway [laughter] >> greg: got to go. up next, he said sorry and tried to exp

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>> greg: james corden finally

apologizes, but only for free food in very large sizes. yeah, now he swore off being mean, all for the free french cuisine. last night on his show bloated brit james corden talked about being briefly banned from a popular new york restaurant after a recent dining experience left him less than satisfied. unless you've been living a rock or trapped under cordon's pot belly. you'll remember this story. play it. announced the ban on instagram yesterday calling corps din a tiny cretin of a man and the most abusive customer in the restaurant's 25 year history. he had several rage filled at the restaurant over wrong orders and a piece of hair in the dish. now there's a real talk show host. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah, huh? james also threatened to write a nasty review or, worse, start singing. but to make a short story

shorter, he was an a hole. after saying the whole thing was beneath him possibly confusing it for an empty pie box. cordon claimed he was joking, which is impossible if you've ever seen him shown. eventually he took responsibility. roll it, candy. >> as her meal came to the table wrong for the third time, in the heat of the moment i made a sarcastic rude comment, right, about cooking it myself. and it is a comment i deeply regret. i have been walking around thinking i haven't done anything wrong but like the truth is i have. i made a rude comment and it was an unnecessary comment, it was ungracious. >> greg: it's like he's in the #metoo movement. but it's more like meat, too. so he admitted he was wrong, but why now? well the restauranteur, that's french for restaurant owner said

he'd let james eat for free for the next ten years if he apologized. right, huh? and faster than you could say he eats mashed potatoes on the toilet, he apologized. but the joke's on cordon, anyplace giving him free food will close in weeks. kat, why would you go on national tv and treat this like that kind of serious >> kat: amazing. >> greg: right? i get us doing this because it's funny but he's like -- >> kat: right. there's people who are jerks at restaurants and there's people who are such big jerks at restaurants that they need to apologize for it on national tv and i think he's the only one in that category. you could say, oh, it just got so much attention because he's famous but actually the truth about that is, yeah, it did get so much attention which is why you would think that among the people that saw it, there would be one person that would be like, no, he's a good guy. >> greg: no, not one

>> kat: not one. >> greg: everybody says the guy's a big jerk, tyrus. he's getting ten years of free food. >> tyrus: listen, i guess i'll be the guy, okay? he's all right in my book. >> greg: okay. >> tyrus: i'm going to tell you why. >> greg: all right. >> tyrus: your show got cancelled, okay, people are picking on you, and you still get an endorsement deal for free food. so it goes against his whole dieting thing and going right but when the ship's going down you have to find the bright lights, you know what i'm saying? yes i'm cancelled, yes, a certain show beat me into oh plif onand i'm going away but now that my nights are open i'll be spending them eating free food at a french restaurant so, you know, you've got to pick your wins. >> greg: yes. what do you make of this? i just find it disgusting that he -- like if i knew this i would have done something like horrible in a taco bell bathroom

just to apologize so i could eat at taco bell for ten years. >> emily: yeah, george michael. i'll say what i hate about this is the restauranteur gave him the ten years of free food because we know if he takes him up he's not tipping. you know he waste ten years of free food at a really expensive restaurant. who's going to absorb the costs? the other servers and diners ranting and raving about tax dollars and where the money is going? where is the money going because last time i checked that's like a $300 a plate place. so now we're rewarding someone who is a total bleep bleep who only apologized after he was socially cancelled instead of apologizing to himself. instead of saying thank you so much i'll eat this yoke omelet. this guy is living in outer space. >> tyrus: they made it wrong three times emily, three whole times >> kat: i think he only offered the ten years to him because he

knows he can't go back there. >> greg: oh, that's true. >> tyrus: oh, you tell a chubby guy free food, he's showing his ass up, i'm telling you right now. >> emily: hundred percent. yes, yes. >> tyrus: listen, i ain't an entomologist but us big boned dudes free food we going to at least check it out and sit at the table to see what all this free food is about. somebody's booing me, extra food for me. >> greg: by the way i didn't know plates were so expensive. rob? >> rob: well, look, the only thing james corden should be apologizing for is kat, you know? >> greg: i forgot about that. you talk about the movie >> kat: i was like why? that's not my parent. >> rob: i disagree with him apologizing. as celebrities, there are just different rules for us. i mean i'm a d lister at best

and i hospitalized a waiter for getting my food wrong. free food there ain't all that much because the steak is dry. >> greg: it's true. >> tyrus: so now you're going to get banned, you're going to apologize and you're going to get free food. all right. >> rob: there you go. >> tyrus: he didn't really apologize. he appointed out they messed my order up three times and just out of desperate to get my omelet right i said some things. >> rob: he said it to safe face. he didn't do it because he genuinely felt bad >> kat: the trip to the restaurant became a national scandal. >> emily: he was great in in the woods, though, loved him as the baker. >> greg: oh, wow. thank you for that nonsense. >> all right, coming up. >> they're clapping my insult. >> should you switch seats

>> greg: if swapping seats is nice, this man said sorry, no dice. a man drew spite for keeping his premium seat on a flight. which means it must be time for... ♪ >> hero or jerk? ♪ >> greg: there goes our budget. [laughter] >> greg: and man said he was on a 10-hour flight from europe to asia. wow, that's long. last week when a woman with a baby asked if he could switch seats so she could sit with her husband. sounds for a bad deal for him and her husband. but the guy declined politely explaining that he had paid extra money for a seat with extra leg room and would be staying there which made the woman very upset. the baby got so angry he threw up his vodka tonic. the only way to keep him quiet. the guy explained the situation on reddit am i an a-hole forum which for some reason has my

face at the avatar. quote when i recounted this incident to my in-laws they said i should have just moved as she had a baby with her. but they're probably just mad he's having sex with their daughter. i know that feeling. the overwhelming number of reddit commentators said he was not the a-hole for refusing to switch and i'm sure that made him feel better to hear that. although his in-laws are against him some random internet strangers have his back. one thing i learned about swapping seats for a baby, at the end of the flight, they do want the baby back. for more, we go to a long-legged guy for comment. >> well, as a long-limbed fellow, i need the extra leg room, especially on international flights. i mean, hey, it's not like i'm some fat guy. now if you'll excuse me i have to stretch out these hamies before the gout kicks in.

yeah. right there. let's get some ab work in. one. two. that's better. >> greg: now, the guy under the blanket, fire him for being a ham. tyrus, i have to go to you about this because what would you do? the fact that --. >> tyrus: all right, just stop. hold on with the car wash. this is [bleep]. this is not a real story, he's a liar. this is some punk ass dude trying to get attention. first of all the suits he was talking about for extra leg room are emergency exit seats and you can't sit with a child at emergency exit seats i know this because when i'm not in first class i'm in merge in situate exit seats so if she had a baby with extra leg room that's emergency exit. so that didn't happen he made that all up in his head. he saw a clip on a movie where a chubby guy was eating and he was like do you mind if my baby sits

next to you. >> there is extra leg room i make my family buy it when i'm at in first class. there is. >> tyrus: there is about you the extra leg room you can't have a baby in. like this dude just made this [bleep] up. here's the deal, nobody is going to boo you if you're in first class and someone taps me on the shoulder and kat's like me and my husband would like to sit together do you mind switching with him in coach? hell, no, i'm in first class. why would i switch. i don't care how handsome her husband is. no, i'm not switching. it would be the same thing. you're not going to ask somebody to leave an upgraded seat to go sit in a lower graded seat and then be like, he didn't move, what a jerk >> kat: she's a scam artist probably not even her baby. because if she really gave a [bleep] then she would have said will someone take my nicer seat so i can sit next to my husband over there. >> tyrus: exactly >> kat: she didn't do that. i think she's the liar, how could use you are husband not

still help with a baby, are each of you going to hold one half. he's right over there. she didn't say oh, you know, take -- i would gladly give up my nice seat if you in this less nice seat want to sit -- she stole the baby and then tried to steal the seat. >> greg: stolen baby valor. stolen baby valor. >> rob: i just have to say they're so angry at this woman. >> tyrus: i'm angry at the dude. who writes that? guys am i a jerk for this? some punk ass lonely dude that made some [bleep] up. ain't no woman with a baby ask him nothing ever in his life. >> greg: i prefer to believe this is real because it's a segment on the show. >> tyrus: oh. >> greg: i'm like the mother at thanksgiving and it's all falling apart. like, no, we're having the dinner, tyrus. we're having the dinner. >> emily: i'll save you. here's why. you guys, this just happened to me. whiffs flying back from october fest in munich, it was a 10-hour

flight and i paid extra to sit in the right hand, right seat window because i like to sleep against the side of the plane and because i wanted to be able to roll up the window because i don't like when you're in a floating coffin i want to be able to see and this younger girl literally younger than i am. >> greg: literally. >> emily: comes down the aisle, excuse me, can we please switch seats so i can sit next to my husband i'm not feeling well and i go oh, are you in a window and she goes no. her husband was next to me, she was in the aisle across from him so literally they were -- i said i'm so sorry i paid extra for this seem i wish i could help you but no thank you. and then she switched with her husband sat next to me hated me the whole flight said every five seconds she had a migraine. also they had their limbs in the aisle so every time the stewardes went by they had to move they were the worst person. when i got home i felt like i was the worst person in the world but this is making me feel better. [laughter] [cheers and applause].

>> oh, my god. >> stop. [laughter] >> tyrus: i'm sorry. i fell asleep. i'm sorry. [laughter] >> kat: you should have switched with her and then leaned on her husband. >> greg: rob, i think we have to go now. >> rob: i have nothing else to add to this, no physical humor or hatred to mothers or a bad plane story. >> greg: i loved that story even though i didn't understand it at all but we have to go. this isn't just freight. these aren't just shipments. promises of all shapes and sizes. each, with a time and a place they've been promised to be. a promise is everything to old dominion, because it means everything to you. among my patients, i often see them have teeth sensitivity as well as gum issues.

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netflix show is hot does not mean the real life person is not a neck row feel i can't with he ate like eight kidneys. i would prefer not to see people in jeffrey dahmer costumes. it's bizarre. to be serious this man killed a lot of peoples, a lot of families are hurting seeing all this in the media again. let's like just not be [bleep] about it and maybe not wear the costume. [cheers and applause] >> greg: emily, we know what you're going as halloween. >> emily: awesome? >> greg: at least you'll be able to get a parking space. [laughter] >> greg: because she's a traffic cone. [laughter] >> kat: that doesn't really make sense logistically >> greg: stop fact checking my jokes katz. >> tyrus: but actually the orange is working. >> emily: dahmer, too. >> greg: yeah, you are. anyway we're not going to get anything from you. kat what are you going for

halloween? emily's going to cry. hold on. what are you going for halloween? >> kat: not that. but i also just think that it's also okay they're not selling it on ebay. to costume they were selling on ebay was a jumpsuit and name tag that said jeffrey dahmer. no way anyone can wear that at home. >> greg: by the way you can do that with emily just put dahmer on the thing and you're him with what see's wearing. >> emily: am kind of qvs or what is that shopping channel. >> rob: i have a friend that dressed up as kat for halloween. >> really? >> rob: yeah >> kat: that's a good one. >> tyrus: everything dahmer wore you pretty much have in your closet. a bad pair of glasses from cvs away from being dahmer so it's not like you had to go out and reach to get a costume. a jacket from good will, some slacks, we shouldn't be making such a big deal about it because a lot of families are hurting,

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brian: welcome to "one nation," i'm brian kilmeade and it's got to be saturday night. amongst our guests, senator candidaten for nevada, adam laxalt. in 1919, world war i just finished