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if it keeps happening i'm good at change this show to the ten. i don't need those people. tonight i want to talk about something might not be on your radar but will be soon, affirmative action -- that's right and college admissions which has advanced more unqualified people in the last name biden. on monday the supreme court heard of two cases to challenge the policies at unc and harvard are as i called them my safety schools. the unc case argues using race in admissions violates civil rights law and the constitution or what the dems refer to as that pain in the ass scrap of paper, harvard is accused of terminating against asian students, the school that produced joy reid, liz warren, chuck schumer, barack obama, all of whom love to call other people racists. they are more obsessed with color than a bomb tech cutting red and blue wires.

i'm so glad you got that. i was going to cut it out. while the left loves to defend all minorities from perceived racism with asians, they don't give a [bleep]. ice pellets phuk. the asian way, thank you. i'm culturally appropriate, that's because asians fill spaces in great colleges in numbers that are higher than their percentage of the general population. so it's a great message for today's youth. work hard and sacrifice and some date you too can get moved to the back of the line. that's how punitive ideologies work, those who rise get pounded down in the name of equity, it's not about equality of opportunity anymore but making everybody suck at the same level. if you want that kind of mediocrity, skip college enjoying the view.

the oral arguments between lawyers for both sides took almost six hours, if anything done orally takes that long, they must be doing it wrong. what was that? what's wrong with may come disgusting. six hours, we pause now to watch all of it. >> you missed me. >> that will teach you. >> guess we loaded the wrong tape. at least they didn't load that other tape labeled oral. anyway, i'll just fire that person later, i pay it forward by doing it in front of their children. [laughter] experts think the court will end up banning the practice, liberal judges are against that saying you can't have diversity without it. that would make sense decades ago in sandra day o'connor once

pointed out that affirmative-action was a temporary remedy, something you need until you don't need it anymore like crutches for a sprained ankle, training wheels on a bike or that topical cream larry kudlow recommended. still have half a tube if anyone is interested. the problem with leftists, they never believe anything is temporary unless it's a statue, the bill of rights or a fetus. everything they are for that always sticks around, they get amnesia when asked with which party defended slavery and found that the kkk. meanwhile the court majority question to the legal reasons for affirmative action and when harvard's lawyers tried to downplay using race in admissions, chief justice roberts stated the obvious, schools who ask kids to check a box for their race must have some impact on admission decisions or else it would be included. no one adds a box if they don't want to you to use that box,

take it for me i spent four years inside a box. under neil cavuto's bed. roberts could have just said lawyers i got two words for you, liz warren. or one word, pocahontas. she's the white lady who faked being an indian to get into harvard -- liz warren or as her tribal elders call her, dances with mayonnaise. if white privilege is such a huge problem, why is a third of white students pretending not to be white when they apply to college? they checked the other boxes with labels like mix, indigenous or rachel dolezal. even they realize it's better to be nonwhite than whites, when you have that kind of institutional racism you don't need affirmative action anymore. it's like a sprinter faking olympus in the can park in handicapped spaces. the conservative justices did note they would be willing to allow students to discuss their

race in their applications but in essay form and that's what i did to get into berkeley, i told them how i was raised by a black family. which was kind of true having watched every single episode of the jeffersons. [cheers and applause] i love them. of course the left wasn't thrilled. speak of the supreme court has no problem throwing out president at ruling in a really partisan political way. >> they say race candy would be considered there, the next thing we will see should be considered in the private sector. >> the six conservative justices on the supreme court will let them do it because they don't actually think diversity is important. >> the people who have benefited most from affirmative action have been women who are white. affirmative action works for all those of us who are not allowed to go to the institutions where we thought we could do our best. >> greg: get used all that because the left is going to ram

this idea home that the court getting rid of affirmative action will set the country back. the way it's going now how can that be a bad idea? i say since back to january of 2017. [cheers and applause] red meat! that was 145 was sworn in. let's welcome tonight's guests! she's the woman of bruce jenner's dreams, fox news contributor caitlyn jenner! the only time he split someone's side is when he stole a kidney, actor, writer, comedian jamie lissow. she is like an old campaign and sign off and found face down in your yard, fox news contributor kat timpf. and he flips his nails with garden shears my massive

sidekick and the n.w.a. world television champion tyrus. thank you for flying across the country to be on this show. >> it is always my pleasure i look forward to it. i'm a big fan of the show. i'm a big fan, i watch it all the time. i feel like i'm a person, political humor is important. what is going on in this country right now is so depressing to see what's happening. ever since a year ago, i was in the governor run and i started to come from the inside of politics and start to see what's going on. it's a scam. i get so upset with people lying and doing things that you need to keep your sense of humor. about all of this stuff. that's why i enjoy the show i

enjoy coming in here, having a good laugh. we also have to be serious about it. >> i'm sorry i sent you next to jamie because he wanted a good laugh. do you know there was a supreme court? i know you live in alaska, up there they have a loose and seals. >> didn't you say the supreme court was regular court with sour cream and lettuce. it didn't get by me that you're telling caitlin how awesome it is that she came all the way from california, california was one of my two layovers. >> you know what? i'm flying every week in the middle of a country not a thank you one time not even a little bit and i'm bigger than caitlin, still. >> physically bigger. >> i'm having to live here. >> never thanked her once for

walking into work, not even once. >> the worst commute is walking from the west side to the st studio. ... all that human. >> i can't believe harvard try to pull one over by having a disproportionate amount of asians at their school, they're going to find out they are the best. ♪ ♪ i think that's all i have to say because i couldn't possibly comment, i can possibly be white hair. my doctor told me when i go out in the sun to wear spf 100 did you know that was real? it's for babies and me. i squeeze the bottle a t-shirt came out. [laughter] >> i loved how he was able to

work that into this affirmative action segment by saying i don't want to talk about this, i'm white. >> i come from the athletic world and there is affirmative action there. that doesn't make any difference what your races with the color of your skin is, the first person to the finish line wins. it's about who's going to work the hardest, who's going to have the talents to be able to get out there to win. i'm never been a big fan of affirmative action, i think it's not good for our universities. a lot of these students who go there, they see other students there and they wonder why are they there, are they there because of their merit, what they were able to do in their life and the grades that they get that they worked so hard for? maybe not, maybe they are there because of the color of their skin or their ethnic background. i want the best people qualified to go to that school. no matter what the color of your skin is, your ethnic background.

>> greg: it served a purpose -- what are you doing? >> i'm listening intently to you babbling. >> what do you think? >> like i said there was a time in this country when affirmative action was necessary because we had to even the playing field, but we've gotten to a point now where if you do the work you get the opportunity. america is about opportunity n now. here's the thing and i've seen this firsthand as a teacher and being out -- when you culturally in your family put an emphasis on education like a lot of american families especially african american families, white families we put our kids interest on high stake [bleep] with no reward like my son is going to play in the nfl my daughter is going to be an actress and a singer. those things are up to somebody else. when you put those work ethics in math, science, education like most asian families do that is

the emphasis. being the doctor is the star, not getting a sprite commercial. of course you will see if the families put the effort, they are the ones who should be the first ones picked to go to college because they did the work. they emphasized what was important at what liberals do now with affirmative action as they have reversed that committee don't use it to get groups in, they use it to divide and eliminate, we want to segregate this and if you are white from illinois and you worked your ass off and you didn't play sports but you hit the books and you have the gpa there is no reason you should go to that school based on opportunity into merit other than somebody sitting there going we can't happen because he's white, it's no difference then in the 60s saying we can't have him because he's black. speak out if you open that statement up with at one point affirmative action had its place -- i agree with that statement, it did have it. almost like today, the world we

are living in, we have gone past affirmative action. we have to go to the next step and it's the same thing you're seeing right now with the whole bulk world, people are sick of it, it's ridiculous. >> greg: i've got to get cat in here, i think it would be great in the supreme court's because you already spent most of your day in a robe arguing. [laughter] >> a significant part of it, yeah. it depends on what day -- sunday, yes. >> good one, thank you. >> are you filming my apartment? >> no comments. just don't move that champagne bottle. >> i think diversity is a good thing i think there's other kinds of diversity besides the color of your skin and your. i think those are actually two

the least relevant things in determining who someone is as a person and apparently that makes me a bigot. that makes no sense to me i know some people have to go through certain kind of adversity in their lives but there are other ways to find out that someone has gone through that, maybe an essay, college admissions never ask for those. is plenty of ways to figure that out and it doesn't make any sense and there's no justification for it. >> greg: we've got to move on come up next demonizing the g.o.p. all the time is hillary's answer to inflatio3 inn and cri. in my ozempic® tri-zone, i lowered my a1c, cv risk, and lost some weight. announcer: ozempic® provides powerful a1c reduction. in studies, the majority of people reached an a1c under 7 and maintained it. ozempic® lowers the risk of major cardiovascular events such as stroke, heart attack, or death in adults also with known heart disease. and you may lose weight. adults lost up to 14 pounds.

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hillary clinton to her horrendous show and clinton was in full g.o.p. bashing mode just like the good old days when bill was accused of sexual misconduct and hillary roamed the halls like she hulk and a pantsuit. too bad she's got less material than a third eye blind cover band. like any tired act she stuck to her greatest hits without playing any new stuff. may be her new tunes got wiped clean on that server. i wonder if there has been a streak of violence of racism, misogyny, anti-semitism. >> there has always been a streak of violence, of racism, misogyny, anti-semitism thrown into very high relief by the horrific attack on paul pelosi. it's not just an aberration where one or two people over a small group engage in that kind of violent rhetoric and urge

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>> greg: is this sour grapes tour turning into i'll say anything to get attention? >> it's harder to pay attention, i don't even need that pill because when she was talking i zoned out. i should not have done that because the stuff she was saying sounds scary. nobody should be talking about the end of life as we know it and the end of democracy the end of our freedom and i'm like whatever. i should not be having that response but i am because she's been saying this for so long, this is all she has been saying for years and it hasn't happened. the close takes example i guess would be january 6th which didn't work. >> greg: it's true, i think she believes this is how she maintains a shred of relevance. >> i don't know i would rather be forgotten.

she goes on there, she can't even commit to the act anymore. i think she's tired and she's trying to get more bookings and the only one calling as joy reid, it's either this or the view. she's running out of spots. when you say things like their is a smidge -- what is that six people -- we have to worry about [bleep] in the g.o.p. and that's it? i think that's a good number, if there's 66 guys who we say no, you stay here, we are going to go fix the country, you stay working on the trucks, we got you. she can't put the numbers out there like there is this giant mob just roaming everywhere, doing bad stuff like going to work, paying taxes and wanted their children to have good education. you've got to watch them, dressing up their trucks with american flags, what is the

world coming to? pledge of allegiance at little league baseball games, what? >> is there sour grapes, this makes you look pretty successful. >> she does come i would like to thank her for that. is it just me -- she's telling people they are stupid, you can't grasp this, she can't grasp of the moisturizer. i'm sorry, it's hard to watch, is this all they have? i feel like if we had seen videos of this years ago if we had seen what she was really like i feel like when the monica lewinsky thing happened we would've been like bill, we get it. >> greg: you are nodding along to what our so-called comedian was saying. they don't have anything! it's so obvious. >> by the way, hillary, i want

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>> greg: victims to stop your whining, joy behar says crime is declining. there's less crime on the streets says the woman with hooves for feet. who wrote that? i love it but it's evil. this is not funny, this is serious and new york mother of three was shot dead in front of her kids by her estranged husband just hours after he was released from jail and it wasn't for good behavior. he was arrested after beating her in this video she posted to facebook as a cry for help but thanks to new york's no bail laws he was quickly sprung only to go back and kill her as she was walking her kids to school. vote as though your life depends on it new york because it does. the man who allegedly pulled the trigger had a prior arrest for kidnapping another x at gunpoint, at least he's

consistent. now he's behind bars maybe they can keep him from ruining the funeral. then there's a woke activist with a criminal record who was just appointed to the olympia school board in washington state, that's the worst appointment since my exam. never get it done in a van. her rap sheet includes theft and domestic violence and assault but at least she's pro-law enforcement, right? >> [bleep] the police it amazes me how those kids can sit over there to watch us peacefully talk about who we want to change in this state. >> greg: i can see why she hates the police they cramp her style when she's committing crimes. she's on the school board -- best of luck, nice knowing you your school will teach you how to make wine in your jail cell toilets. not a bad skill if you ask me. thankfully joy he knows the stats. speak of the republicans now coming up to the next election

which is next week, all they do is talk about crime, crime. i looked it up. murders in major cities have fallen by 4% so far in 2022 compared to the same. make a year ago, crime is not on the rise is actually going down. >> greg: she looked it up! but only looked so far. fell by 4% after exploding in nearly all of their crime categories such as robberies, murders, and assault. that's like saying good news after you were attacked we were able to get 4% of your face b back. it's easy for joy to say this because in those rare occasions she's actually outside deranged people run away from her. tyrus she looked it up. >> why are we debating this? she looked it up. she just didn't look at down or sideways to read the entire

information. she saw a title and was like... and went back to eating chi children. >> greg: i got to point out she does not eat children. >> just cancel and gretel. we laugh at her but that's what they do, it's the same people who come out and say in new york it's a 1 million thing -- is not a 1 million thing. let's forget about it the beating was vicious. i wouldn't beat another man like that, one punch he's down you move on, he beat her until he got tired. and then he gets out and that he executes her in front of her children. she's not with us anymore, they lost the mother, but never had a father and know you have three individuals will never be the same again and who will is going to help and take care of them, there's no comments that you allowed a man and this is why no cash bail doesn't work for this

stuff. you called, you did the right thing, you called the police, he provided a video showing the extreme violence and this dude was out the next day. where do you think he was going to go? he had time to go get his gun and executor in front of his children. this is why politicians need to be held accountable, it's ridiculous. she's got a murder on her hands. >> greg: the people came up with no cash bail, they should be in jail. >> absolutely, i was listening the other day on the radio and there was this guy who was saying, he had been arrested many times, he was an addict for years and years and he said he wanted to get arrested just because he was living on the streets so he could have a warm place and a meal in jail. he would get there and immediately within hours he was back out on the street.

it became this vicious cycle where he says now i got to go commit another crime so hopefully i can be arrested and spend a week, it's a vicious cycle. fortunately the guy turned his life around and he was able to get out of that. >> and his name was jamie -- >> i think it's a guest on this show next week. >> to have crime in alaska? >> i've been doing the vicious cycle for 20 minutes every morning. [laughter] >> quickly say something funny or i will throw you out to. >> we have so much crime in alaska, stories so tragic i almost can't talk about it without something. to say look it up -- let me go to that, to say i looked it up, isn't that like did you pull out your encyclopaedia britannica -- it also makes me think she's on

a tv show. for her to say i looked up and makes me think everything else she's set on there complete [bleep]. >> this time i looked it up. for the first time. >> she was a little too proud of herself, yeah, i looked it up. >> she looked it up so it's true. >> i have to say this before we go to break and you can agree with me but that one crime is enough to vote for lee zeldin and get her out. that's me. what say you? >> do need people to clap for you that bad? >> yes. don't clap for her, clap only for me. only for me. >> it was very weird the checkmate way she said it too. like the guy in the hangover who was like but did you die? there's a lot of things that are crimes you don't want to go through even if you don't get

murdered necessarily. a lot of them are taken seriously, property crimes are crimes, if you're the victim of any kind of violent crime you're never going to be the same after that, that, the thing you're going to struggle with. whatever you do you shouldn't just treat with that kind of flippant attitude is if you're talking about all the other stuff you talk about all day long. >> greg: we don't do that here. >> we take everything very seriously. and putting hair. >> when you th go to vote think about who's going to raise his children now. >> greg: we got to move on and talk about other stuff too.lt with a food costs rising, thanksgivings pizzat surprisingth n.

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inflation the end of the month, you have no money that's inflation -- things you need that are going up and they are, they are. >> greg: what the [bleep] was that? maybe john fetterman can help. >> i think it simply also we have to talk about the trillions in massive tax cuts to the corporate tax structure as well. trillions of dollars that have added to the deficit and now they still want to support th those. >> greg: it's sad is not comforting at all. many americans say they plan to save money by limiting the number of dishes or guests while jens he is the most likely to say they will just eat soup, salad, or pizza. they were most willing to ask their friends to pay for their

share of thanksgiving meal but that might be awkward to ask a friend to chip in for a pizza they just delivered. responded to be thankful for like this picture from my swimsuit calendar. limited service restaurants like boston market might be a good option for some people since they have been the slowest to raise prices but the downside is they hire psychopaths. other families this thanksgiving better learn to trap pigeons, i worry they they taste just like a chicken if the chicken has hepatitis. we got a recipe that combines the best of both worlds. ♪ ♪ >> today we are going to be making thanksgiving pizza. you've got your pizza laid out we are going to start with the sauce, we are going to pour that right on there, we have some

nice sauce, then you've got your cheese are going to want to spread out your cheese nice all around the pizza make sure you do it nice and we are going to get right into it. you've got your turkey we are going to put your turkey one on each side to. you can't forget about mashed potatoes, that is essential for thanksgiving. you got cranberries, you always eat your cranberries on thanksgiving, kids love the cranberries, grandma loves the cranberries, do two stoops of cranberries on the pizza, top it off with some gravy, get that nice on there, perfect. you really can't forget the basil, you got to finish off the pizza with some basil. there's your thanksgiving pizza. >> greg: we do these cooking segments to help divorced men like yourself were probably spending thanksgiving at a best western alone perhaps to cheat. >> i wish.

[laughter] >> sounds like a nice evening. sounds of the wonderful evening. other other rooms at the best western? >> when i order a pizza they drop half of it off at my ex-wife's house. [laughter] is this really inflation that's going to make people -- or should this segment to be called turkey sucks and pizza is delicious. who wouldn't rather have pizza? you said that in the green room this is not a bad idea, pizza for thanksgiving is amazing. >> kind of a turkey pizza? they have chicken pizza, they have all these different things you can probably make a pretty nice meal. honestly, at my house, i really don't think they're going to be serving that at thanksgiving.

>> greg: who are you having thanksgiving with? >> i can't say, i always have to be very quiet when it comes to the family. i keep my mouth shut. but i will be with family and it will be extraordinarily nice. >> can you give us a hint, can you give us the website? [laughter] >> greg: whatever you do, just don't bring up the jews. how are you doing with the thanksgiving plans, i didn't get an invite. >> you can come to my mother-in-law's house. >> greg: no thanks. >> she's going to watch that, so thank you. you think you got problems now i got problems. >> i already have plans. i'm going to spend it with harold ford jr. >> you told me that five times. i appreciate it. if i keep saying that he might text me. >> ira texted a brother, he said

bail. >> it's because they have a dog. >> that's great. >> i love thanksgiving it's all blasphemy. my ancestors didn't die face down in the mud escaping slavery so we could have a turkey drumstick and my other half didn't die try to catch my other ancestors to make the turkey dinner, i love thanksgiving and we have a turkey in my house even if i have to walk out in my beautiful woods in louisiana and shoot one in the back and drag it in the house, we are going to have some turkey tonight. there's no pizza and my house, straight up turkey. this is america, that's what america was founded on. all those turkey meals that got you through the winter to steal from us, you should be thankful for thanksgiving. >> greg: way to ruin it. >> where you going to be on thanksgiving? >> he's going to be at the best western alone.

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might do. >> i can relate a lot to this guy living in the basement wearing a tracksuit you're not really on the team. that was the craziest part about this, he's lying he says he's pre-med i like that impressive, then he goes i'm on the track team -- your line, go for it say are the captain of the football team. track is it you are a parent cross-country trek the worst possible sports your kid can do what happens as you drive him to the meat and they all just run away. >> greg: that's crazy, this seems ask somebody you might have dated. >> this person is a high achiever, all those other people had to get into stanford to live there. not this guy. >> it's true he said i don't need affirmative action. >> he just moved in, ten months to figure it out? they should expel all of those kids for not noticing come you didn't notice for ten months? and just give all of stanford to that guy.

i would let him do surgery on may. [laughter] recreational surgery. >> what do you make of this? >> may be identified as a student, you can't ask him, you identified as a student. [cheers and applause] but you're not enrolled, who says i'm not enrolled, my truth says i'm enrolled, i identify as a student, maybe i say you're not enrolled -- but i am i'm supposed to be here, how do you know that? >> greg: it's a good point. you have ten kids in 20 grandchildren. >> 21. >> and you've managed to keep your figure. [laughter] you know it was coming. you know it was coming. >> thank you. and i'm not going to tell you my secrets. [laughter]

>> greg: we have to end on that note, that was perfect, best ending of any show ever. you're welcome! we will be right back

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