>> -- >> ♪ ♪ >> laura: okay. that's beto o'rourke. retaking america town hall from new york city tomorrow night. i will talk to herschel walker and everyone else running for senate. tune in tomorrow at 10 p.m. >> ♪ ♪ >> [cheers and applause]. >> ♪ ♪ >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: all right! oh, yes, yes, yes! happy thursday. my fabulous fantastic furry friends. let's talk about my favorite subject other than gus. how is gus? my new puppy?

i am glad you asked. >> gus, come. gus, sit. good boy. >> [laughing]. >> good boys. >> greg: learn how to use your phone. tonight's topic is the media and putting their thumb on the scale in the mid-term elections. a new study finds that 90% of recent coverage of republicans on the abc, cbs and nbc evening news casts were negative. that's as surprising as jesse watters chugging rogaine. gets in the blood treme faster. stream faster. now the networks are jacked it up. the republicans are out of power

and they are the underdog. unless it's joe's nose, no one is doing any picking or eating. rather than focus on the dem's failures on crime and the border, they handle the challenger's criticism. it's hysteria to point out such flaws. in the old days that's what journalists did. now it's just republicans. get out your binnock lullars. -- only 6 positive statements were made about herschel walker versus 50 negatives. the left leaning media did not lay a glove on warnock.

there were only 2 positive statements for pennsylvania senate candidate dr. oz compared to 9 negative. and those 2 positive statements were his name and his occupation. then there is poor kari lake running for arizona governor. not a single nice thing to say about her! hell, they could at least compliment her bone structure. have you seen how square her jaw line is? no wonder all my lego figures hit on her. her face is like a gorgeous rubic's cube. maybe it's just me. look at what they do for joe biden who puts preparation-h on his blt.

this year the media turned off the cameras because less coverage is better than than facing the deceitful reality they created. there is just 34 minutes ever biden coverage and half was him trying to get his coat on. -- of. >> [laughing]. >> greg: it's not his fault. he didn't get his daily allowance of pony tail in a jar. republicans are not responding to polls. it's like when i let kat's calls go to voice mail.

people don't respond to surveys about their choices because everyone says you are evil. he's drinking gin out of a bottle and watching threes companies rerun. how do you know if the qual caller is really a pollster? -- the "new york times" calls this a wore worrisome pattern. you rip what you sew. bitches! they can't tell whether the races will be close or get blown out like dana's hair at her high

school prom. her hair was so high her curling iron got a nose bleed. why should republicans respond to polls when people say this about him. >> a historian will say what is at stake is whether we will be a democracy in the future. whether our children will be arrested and killed. we are on the edge of a brutal authoritarian system. it could be a week away. >> greg: if republicans win children get killed. that they is a historian. how the hell did that happen? did he send away for a historian card from the back of a wheatie's box. then i could be a pharmacist and you don't want that. but god, i do. then there is this creep. >> i read a poll yesterday that white republicans women are going to vote republican.

>> why. >> it's like roaches voting for raid. >> [booing]. >> greg: i love how she looks up. she's been waiting all day to say that. comparing white women to roaches on the "view." you are dumber than [bleep]. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: sorry, sorry. that's not a comparison at all. [laughing]. i need to get should sleep. in this climate where the democracy are demonizing voters it's no surprise those on the right keep their mouths shut and like a tuesday way back when in 2016 the media and the dems won't know what hit them. -- dems. let's welcome our guests. what is cooking good look something former cia operative,

mike baker. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he created more turnovers than a pastry chef, former nfl player jack brewer. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and fox news contributor kat timpf. and tyrus. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: mike, how are you doing? >> good. you made it sound like sitting at home drinking gin out of a bottle is a bad thing. that's my hobby. >> greg: i know the research is not surprising. we have to be reminded this is

meddling an election by putting your thumb on the scale. >> absolutely. poling is a long and honored tradition. it's never been as bad in terms of its lack of ability to predict anything than over the past decade: it's what you pointed out. we get these calls and i do the same thing. i am good. thank you am or there have been a couple of times when i screwed with them. i know my own little ability to screw with a pollster won't sway the whole survey. the politics. i don't know that we have ever seen it as dysfunction and uncivil as it is now. i don't mean to sound gloomy but it's depressing. >> greg: i love screwing with pollsters.

i will hide his toupe in the greenroom. >> dragged off by your dog gus. >> every time they call me, i pick up the phone and think. did they tap my phone? i am a black conservative and i hang up right away. >> greg: i have never gotten a call. >> i got three. i hate them. you never know who is calling your phone. people see you on tv. i stay away. i hope the silent majority comes in groves next week. >> greg: it will be hard to tell. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: speaking of, tyrus, you showed me an interesting text. >> they don't just call me.

they text me. could we cue this up? get this on the big screen? joshua -- where are my glasses? [bleep]. hi, george, using government names now. it's joshua with black voters matter. election day is tuesday. we won't black down. clever. i am a black republican, cool? thanks for sharing your view. have a good day. >> [laughing]. >> he went like you, [bleep] and hung up. [laughing]. they don't care if the brothers vote. they only care if we vote in their tent. i was in a weird mood.

i decided to respond. i have a sneaking suspicion joshua looks more like my sweatshirt. >> [laughing]. >> greg: [laughing]. >> greg, this is crazy. >> greg: i don't know what to say. [laughing]. holy [bleep]! >> the black vote is making sure black men don't let our community down. they are guilt tripping us to vote for these policies. vote. >> we stick out like sore thumbs. >> you said they tap your phone. >> i met a brother mike baker before. it's in the name. >> greg: do you have any texts

you can show us? >> [laughing]. >> scroll past the pictures. >> you wish. i have engaged in desperate end of times hyperbole before but never when things are going well. not when things are going my way. the kids are going to die. the raid comment, look, white suburban women don't always love me. their dads sure do. [laughing]. they don't always. i love you anyway. roaches to raid by voting republican as a white woman you are killing yourself. that's desperate end of times hyperbole. if you have something else to say, you would not go with something that ridiculous.

>> greg: didn't you enjoy the way she looked up? >> her best look. >> waiting all day in the shower. practicing it. >> she wanted gene to come out with the microphone so he could drop it. >> greg: i just came up with. like roaches voting for raid. if you google that statement 100 people said it before her. we solved a lot of the world's problems. >> end of show? >> greg: yes, i am heading out. another 15 minutes of awkward silence. we could let mike talk but nobody wants to hear that. up next, you still have your hair. >> it's not really mine. >> greg: i know. joe throws unity out of the door thinking you go are the rotten to the core.

>> greg: it was a speech full of hypocrisy with threats to democracy. joe urged voters to preserve democracy. his talking points were as predictable as his morning bm. he tied the paul pelosi to january 6th. i have one of hunter's paintsings i would like to sell you. it's still pretty sticky. the paint is wed, buddy -- wet. you will think it's impossible to cast a vote anywhere without getting punched or called names. >> we must stand against political violence and voter intimidation, period. all of us who reject those must

make it clear they have no place in america. >> greg: who is doing all of this voter intimidation? he never says. just now he talks about violence. never said anything during the months of riots but there is a good chance he slept through the whole thing. now he cares because the dems are losing. he doesn't really care. a man made of straw and probably a little duct tape. now a vote for republicans is a vote for death. >> now extreme maga republicas question the legitimacy of past elections and elections now and in the future. maga is a minority of that party. >> greg: an extreme maga republican is the lock ness monster. a being no one ever sees.

the only thing maga people are a threat to are depleting stores of american flags. this puzzling moment. >> many more will cast ballots leading up to november 9th. 8th excuse me. we are seeing record turnout across the country. that's good. we want americans to vote. >> greg: gramps, democracy is in peril but they expect a record turnout. both things can't be true, can they? it's like how he deems election deniers to be the threat but they are candidates the dems funneled money to. why did the dems support them at all. maybe the dems are putting democracy in peril? anything to add, joe? >> [laughing].

>> [yawning]. >> i gave a speech last night. it was late. but they boosted me. that fix you right up. i said all of the words. january 6th, charlottesville, democracy, maga republicans. i said the words. what else do you want me to do? >> [laughing]. >> hey, hey, hey. harry styles the prince or the singer. >> [laughing]. >> greg: jack, what did you make of his speech? >> thank god it wasn't trump making that. can you imagine if that was a republican making a speech that divisive? you talk about coming out and making americans like me feel --

a maga republican -- i support donald trump and the movement in this country. to say i am a threat, it is insulting, man. at the end of the day it's going to just charge up a side of the conservative movement that most people have never seen. i think he is talking to independents. folks if the middle right now in this nation for the first time are seeing just how divisive he is. he tried to hide that. that's why you have seen him suppressed in the media over the past 4 months. yesterday, they saw exactly who he s. -- is. he can't hide from that and they will slap them in the face. >> greg: tyrus, when somebodys and him about this he won't remember it or he will pull a kamala harris. remember when kamala harris called biden a racist during

a debate. she said it's a debate. that's what we do. oh, this is just what you do for an election. you smear people. >> unfortunately there will never be the follow-up question. that's the problem. no one gets an opportunity to question him about some of the weird [bleep] he says. we are overlooking the main point. they won't talk about the real issues americans are upset with: inflation, grime. -- crime, better jobs and schools. after hearing that speech, that tells me that what is going on in this country is an acceptable loss for the progressives and the democrats. their end game is to go green and get rid of the establishment stuff and the old money. they are fine with what is going on. when we see what happened when the man beat his wife and got arrested and got out and killed her, that's a 1 in a million

thing. >> greg: you have to break a few eggs. >> and the eggs are the american people. if you don't debate the real argument you have to create a monster. he still hasn't told us what to look for. i need to know when i step outside my house what this maga [beeping] looks like! >> [laughing]. >> [cheers and applause]. >> who is it? is it me? >> greg: look in the mirror. >> i would not know. wear a hat and like the american flag and pay my taxes. it could be me! [laughing]. >> greg: you are the killer. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: kat, he was supposed to unify us. >> and saying to preserve democracy, you must vote for exactly who i tell you to.

that doesn't make any stens. -- sense. he said the rule of 1 person or 1 party, you have to vote for this 1 party or we are losing democracy. you are an evil piece of [bleep]. it logically did not make sense. >> greg: he and this thing, mike, talking about the soul of the nation. the soul of a nation doesn't exist. it's a phrase he stole. he keeps repeating it. like beetle juice. >> they don't have anything else. coming down to the final wire. i find this depressing. if you are telling people -- he is the commander-in-chief. he is the guy. if you are going on tv and

telling america vote for us or you will destroy democracy. i think what joe has done he found the bottom of the barrel. you can't get anymore negative in politics than that. maybe say vote for us or the other team will come to your house and murder your family. scraping the bottom of the barrel and find something else. i am so disappointed at where they have gone with this. >> do you need a hug, mike? >> i am not afraid of touching another man to make him feel better. >> you never were before. >> greg: we can wait until after the show. >> the commercial break. >> greg: i don't think this culture is ready for us yet. maybe one day. >> i think they are ready. i will settle for a hug. pervert!

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>> greg: anyone more bitter than the left on twitter. elon musk will layoff half of twitter's work force. 3700 people. musk wants to reduce for overpaying for the social media platform. the opposite of how our government is run. musk will enforce the return to office policy so employees can't work from home in forts made of pillows. aoc is taking a break from doing nothing to get in a beef with the twitter chief.

musk plans to charge people $8 for the verified blue checkmark status. he said your feedback is appreciated. pay $8. he would love to spend the $8 but she already bought a tesla. she has merchandise she is trying to hawk. it makes you full of [bleep]. tyrus, you know i don't like to swear. >> you had to. >> greg: he is forcing twitter employees to work now. >> that's crazy. don't let this thing get over here. >> greg: [laughing]. >> i don't think i have ever been to one of your meetings.

>> greg: i went by your office and you have a giant recliner. >> yes. it used to be on the set. >> greg: that's right. >> it was reparations for the way my an ancestors were treated. i assumed you didn't want to go to court. no way i could fit a mule in my office so i took the chair. i don't agree with aoc on much. we have come to think the blue check is verifying. if someone pays for it could be a pedophile pretending to be the person behind the blue check.

he has a blue check. that's my concern. across the board i have no problem paying $8 so we know everyone who says they are. you need to be an i.d. on social media. we eliminate the cat fishing and people trying to hurt people. i hope elon musk goes in that direction. have blue checks is everybody is who say they say are. >> greg: cat you made this point on a lesser show. i am joking. it was to make sure people didn't impersonate. now it's a status symbol. i am a blue check and you are not, baker. you are not, are you? >> [laughing]. >> no. look at me i pay for twitter. >> greg: that's how it teals in a weird way. >> i get why aoc doesn't want to

$8 a month. she gave him all of those other dollars when she bought or tesla. it's annoying. she says attention seeking absurd stuff. people go after her. why are you so obsessed with me? because you are saying attention seeking stuff and people are paying attention to you. like a stripper, why are you watching me dance? >> greg: that happens a lot. >> you behave that way so people will pay attention to you. >> greg: like when people harass you and oh, i stuck a nerve. >> wow, a really got to you there. what are you doing? go play with your grandkids,

weirdo. >> greg: that was a jab at you, mike. i like the way elon musk is running the company. he is tweeting out the ideas for pricing. he is letting people in on how it's done which is like let's see what happens. it's a good way to run this company. >> he is on to something. i like all of the people out there that are upset with the fact he has the company who are trying to give him business advice. aoc, the irritating part is she is like one of those tiktok stars but she's in congress. we should expect more. i will yield my time on musk and aoc because i am upset about biden. i spent most of my life overseas. the people the dems are talking to saying it's the death of democracy if you don't vote for

us. people who buy that don't appreciate this country or never been overseas. i spent a lot of time overseas. i have seen frail democracies. i toppled a few of them. we are not frail. this is a strong country. anybody who believes that crap is so partisan they will see nothing else. i am very upset about it. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: feel free to talk about the segment at hand or do what mike did and talk about anything. >> [laughing]. >> i got $8 for elon musk. i want $8 to be spent on mark zuckerberg not shadow ban me.

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>> greg: an a -hole playing corn hole. a controversy at the 2022 american corn hole championships. i never thought i would say those words in a row. people must be sick of hearing about the war in ukraine. during the finals a player complained his opponents bags were too small and an inspection determined they were but the

ofending team requested an inspection of the complain's team's bags and they were too small too. officials determined none of the violations were on purpose and let the teams compete for the championship and 15 grand in tax prizes. after taxes you will have enough money for the bus ride back to your parent's couch. i don't know who won -- am amazed that corn hole has a championship and this was the lead story on the front page of the naivety. -- "new york post." have you ever seen corn hole on tv. i haven't. i don't think the announcers have either. >> note. >> ♪ ♪ . >> welcome to the national --

corn hole championships. i am your host with teddy. let's get out to all of the hot corn hole action. what are we seeing here, dan? >> it's teddy. a ritual of some kind. they are filling bags with as faulted. -- as fault. that's a mystery. >> i love crown royal and sex. they are throwing the gravel sacks in anger perhaps and i believe the tiny trash cans are a form of punishment. >> britany spears invented this. we will go to commercial. we will be back with more of whatever this is. >> i don't get it. >> what is happening? the name corn hole. are these actors?

. >> greg: kat, corn hole is fun only if you are drinking. imagine having a quarters championship but there is no alcohol involved. corn hole without booze -- >> i love corn hole. i do. i am better at it than you are. yes, i am. >> greg: you are too wasteed to know. >> i love it. i have no athletic ability at all but i am good at it. maybe i will do this. let's go! >> i can throw gutfeld. but they would measure him and find out he surround sized. >> [laughing]. -- he is under size.

>> greg: they are turning on me. only a matter of time. >> this article gave me good ideas how to cheat next time. >> greg: like what? >> i won't tell you. >> greg: did your career this football help you in corn hole. did you ever play it? >> i played in college. >> greg: i never heard of it until i got to the east coast. >> i am thinking championship. i didn't win a super bowl and they are on espn. where did i go wrong? what is the off-season program look like? >> [laughing]. >> as a little boy, you work out to go to the championship to get on espn. what do they do in the off-season? look at their bodies. >> greg: they have to rest their bags. show up a few weeks early to get back in corn hole shape.

>> do you stretch before? >> no, i think you just drink up. >> greg: i don't understand how you play this sober. >> during the pandemic we could not play sports. espn came up with the idea with corn hole championships. nobody else could play darts. they started doing this. this was something you did in the back yard at somebody's house in the summer time. i think it's great. they get sponsors and stuff. i would put a squad together in a second. it's not like you have to practice. >> no. >> [laughing]. >> i have to differ on this. that no practice thing. i watched the championships on tv. not just the final round. >> on purpose? >> on purpose, yes! i am in idaho. i have a permanent corn hole arena in my back yard. you are all invited. >> [cheers and applause].

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