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if it keeps happening whent ke change the name of the show to the tenant. left i do not need those people. do not want to talk about something that might not be on your radar but will be soon.at's affirmative action that is righs and college admissions which has advanced morh hae unqualified pe in the last name biden. [laughter] on monday the supreme court heard two cases challenging thet race centered pulses of the university owof north carolina d harvard protocol that my safety schools. unc case argues violate civil rights law and thes vi constitun back pain scrap of paper. discriminating that is rightents harvard for the school that produced joe reed, liz warren,om chuck schumer, barack obama, all of whom love to call other people racist. there are more obsessed withutti color that a bomb tech cutting

red and blue wires. [laughter] i'm so glad you go. t that. was going to cut it out but while the left loves to defend all minorities from perceived racism, with asians they do not care. i ballot ph uk. the agent weight. i'm culturally appropriate that's because asians fill in numbers that are higher the general population.e itfo is a great message for h today's youth workar hard and sacrifice and someday you tooba can get moved to theck back of e line.e that is how punitive ideologiesh work. those who riseo g get pounded y in, the name of equity purchase thought about equality ofe opportunity anymore but makingsa everyone suck at the same leveln if you want that kind of mediocrity skip college enjoying the view.al a

the oral arguments of trainedid lawyeress for both sides and the judges took almost six hours. but if anything done orally takes that long it must be doing it wrong. [laughter] what was that? what is wrong with me? disgusting. six hours, six hours to pause now to watch all of it. tracksuit missed me. >> that will teach you. >> i guess we loaded the wrong tape.y at least they did not load that other tape labeled oral. anyway i will just fire thatha person later. i i pat y it forward by doing it n front of their children. experts think the court will eng up banning the practice, liberau judges are against that thing w you cannot have diversity without it. that would make sense decadesd

ago in sandra day o'connor oncoe pointed out affirmative action was medya temporary remedy, something you need until youymor don't need it anymore likesp crutches for a sprained ankle, training was on a bike or that topical cream larry kudlow recommended. still have half a tube if anyons is interested, tyrus? [laughter] problem with the leftists theys never believe anything is temporary unless it is a statue the bill of rights or a fetus. but everything they are for that always sticks around. theyound get amnesia when they'e asked which party founded slavery in the kkk.ma meanwhile thjoe court's majority question of legal reasons for affirmative action. when harvard'srvar lawyers try o downplay using race at admissions, chief justice roberts stated the obvious, school to ask is t o check a box for their race must have some impact on admissions decisions w orou else it would not beed .included. known as a boxhey if they do nt want you to use that box. u

take it for me i spent fourke years inside a box. under cavuto's bed. anyway, roberts could have justa said lawyers i've got two words for you, liz warren.ord, or one word, pocahontas. after all shshe is the white lay who faked being an indian to get into harvard. yes liz warren or his tribal elders call her dances with mayonnaise. [laughter] also if white privilege is such a huge problem buys a third of o white students pretending not t be white when applying for college? they take the other boxes withor labels like mix, indigenous. so even they realize it's betten to be nonwhite than white when have that kind of institutional racism you do not need affirmative action anymore.sp it's like ria sprinter faking a limp so they can park ines. handicapped spaces. now the conservative justice did note they would be willing too

allow students to discuss their race and theirs th application n essay form. x-ray did to get int o barkley. i was raised by a black family. which was kind of true watchingv every single episode of there jeffersons. i love them left was not s thrilled excess of import is not hrproblem throwing out president ruling in a really partisanical political way. >> this a race cannot even b.e, consideredth their neck still sy it should be considered in the private sector.rv >> six conservative justices onl the supreme court willl let thm do it's because they do notty actually think diversity is important. >> the peoplple e who have bened most from affirmative action have been women who are white. affirmative action works for all of thoseon of us to go to theul institutions where we thoughd te could do our best too. >> get used to all of thatl th because the left is going to ramp this idea home.ac

the court getting rid affirmative action will set the country back.it while th'se weight is going now, how can that be a bad idea?i sai say send it back toy january 2017. [applause] [cheering]ause when 45 was sworn in.es let's welcomtse tonight's guest. she is the woman bruce jenner's dreams, fox's contributor caitlyn jenner.on [cheering] the only time he split someonely side as many stoleimn kidney,ey actor, writer comedian and jamie. [cheering] she is like an old campaign sigu often found face down in your yard fox news contributor kat timpf. and he eclipses nails with

garden shears my massive psychic ndebele world television championte tyrus. galen, thank you for flying across the country to be on this show. >> it's always my pleasure i look forward tays o this.of i'm a bi tg fan of the show. >> thank you. literally you are big. >> yes i am a big fan. i watch it all the time.m i feel like i am a person wherer political humor is realltaygoin important to spread think what's going on this country right now is so depressing to see what is happening. since a year ago i was in the governors run and i started to come from the inside of politics and start to see what's goinat'g on. to be honest with you it is just a scam.pe i just get sopo upset with peope lying and doing things that you need to keep your sense of humor about all of this stuff. and so that is why really enjoya

thvie show. i enjoy coming in here having ao goodod laugh. but we also have to be serious about it. >> i'm sorry i sent you next to jamie because she wanted a goode laugh at. jesse do you know there was a y supreme court? i know you live inive alaska. up there they have big losers and seals, didn't you say the supreme court was regular court was sour cream and lettuce? [laughter] @also did not get you areit telling caitlyn how awesome it is to give all of from california. i came from alaska, california was one of my two layovers. [laughter] >> you know what, jaime you are not alone i'm flying every weekt from the middle ofhe the country not a thank you one time or not even a little bit and i am big bigger than caitlyn.>> i >> physically bigger. >> i am having to live here. [laughter]

>> never thanked her once for walking to work. not even once. >> the worst commute is walking from the west side to tho th studio. >> yes progress you got to dodge all that human. just real quick cuts on the story, personal i cannot believe harvard try to pull one over by having a disproportionate amoun of agents at their school thatea they are going to find out they are the best at math. [laughter] and i think that's all i have t say. i could not possibly comment ib could not possibly be wider. you know what i mean? my doctor told me when i go out in the sun to her spf 100 purdul juvenile that was real? me. for like babies and i squeeze the bottle a t-shirt came out. [laughter] >> i love how he was able totion

work that into this affirmative action segment by saying i don't want to talk about this i am white spray.c >> i come the athletic world there's noe is affirmative actir there. that does not make anyen difference what your races, with the color of your skin is. first person to the finish line wins.bo it iuts about who is going to ws the hardest. who is going to have the talente to be able t to get out there ad when. o i have never been a really big fan of affirmative action. i think it is not good for ourdt universities. a lot of theo students who goet there they see other students they are and they wonder why art they there?e arofe they there because of thei merit? what they were able to do iny their life and the grades theyfo work so hard for?he mayby e not. maybere they're there because te color of their skin or theirthei ethnic background or whatever is may be. i wantt the best people qualifd to go to that school, go to that school. you know? no matter what the color of your skin is, your ethnic background.

>> it served a purpose, tartsg? what you doing because work wasn't listening intently few babbling waiting for my question. >> when you think tyrus? >> i think there was a time in this country when affirmative action wastion necessary. we had to even the playing field. but we've gotten to a point now where if you do the work you gec the opportunity. america is about opportunity now. an d here's the thing and i've seen this firsthand as a teache and just being out, when you culturally and your family put an emphasis on education like a lot of american families especially african-american families and my families put our kids interest on high stakes with them or what my son is s going to play in the nflon for l daughter's going to be a mns actress and goa singer.os those things are up to somebodey else. but when you put those who work ethics in math, science, and education like a most asian

family see that the emphasis. beining g the doctors the startt getting a sprites commercial. when that is a thing of course you will see if the families put the effort in there they are the ones who should be the first pick to go to college becauseco they did the work. they emphasized what wast at important. and what the liberals do knowe that affirmative actioren as thy have reversed it. they do not use it to get groups divide.ser to and we don't want to do this yoo want to segregate this and ifth you are white and yoisu are fro illinois and you worked and maybe you didn't play sports i did was hit the books and you have the gpa, there is no reaso you should not go to the schoolb based on opportunity and merit other than someone sittingas the going know we cannot have himca because he's whites predestineud difference in the 60 sayingn because it can have them becaush he is black. [cheering] [applause] statement up with at one point affirmative action had itive s place. i agree that statement did havel

it. almosttoda like today the woke d we are living in, okay? we have kind of gone past affirmative action. i think we have to go to the next step. it's the same thing you're seeing it now with the whole sic woke world. people are sick of it is just ridiculous. what they are doing have a past that point. >> got to get cat in here. think you be great on the's supreme court, why question regarding spend most of her day in her robalree arguing. [laughter] [laughter] x a significant part of it yes. it depends what day like sunday it yes. g >> goodbye and thank you but i'd no idea are you filming myy ap apartment? [laughter] no>> comments.just just do not move that champagne bottle. [laughter] diversity is a good thing. i also think there's other kinde of diversity cites a color of your skin and your genitals.

i think those two of the least relevant things in determiningoa who someone is as a person. and apparently that makes me aas bigot, that makes no sense to me brenna some people to go through certain kinds of adversity in their lives. but there are other ways to find out that someone has gone h that. like maybe an essay college admissions never ask for those, there's plenty of ways to figuru that out. at this point itoesn doesn't mau ansty sense and is no justification for progressive got to move on. up next demonizing the gop all the time is hillary's answer to inflation and crime. [cheering]

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hillary to the show she was inod fulton gop bashing mode is like the good old days when bill was accused of sexuan l misconduct n hillary at rome the whole selection as she hulk and ash e'pantsuit for two batch is less material than a third eye blind cover band. and like in the old tiredea actually stuck to her greatestw hits without playing anyst newun stuff. maybe the neesw tunes got wipedl clean on thaeat server. one of there's always been a streak of violence of racism, misogyny, anti-semitism? >> there has always been a streak of violence, of racism, misogyny, anti-semitism. itmiso has certainly been thrown into very high relief by the horrific attack on paul pelosi. it's not just an aberration where one or two people or agage small group engage in that kind of violent rhetoric and urgepo

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they may think that whoever is chairing a committee is kind of abstract.a >> she makes nails on a chalkboard seemed like beetere beethoven. if only there was a drug to let you block hearing her voice ever again and i would totally take it. [applause] >> there has always been a streak of violence, of racism, misogyny, anti-semitism.? >> she ever going to go away? >> wishing you can watch without the ill or irritating screechesn of hillary clinton? boy do i? know you can. introducing a one-of-a-kind pill designed to block out hillary'si incessant once andat for all.nd now instead of endlessle complaining about the gop youso will hear sales that areinfi infinitely more pleasing to the human ear. go ahead and try it they are in your pocket. ♪ out of these get in here? >> us not worr wy about that no. give it a shot.

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apps, sour grapes too are turning into i will say anything? i will just say anything to get attention? >> it's harder to pay attention pray do not even need that bill because when she was talking i zoned out.av i should not have done thatbe because the stuff she was saying sounds reacaundsl scary. nobody should beno talking aboun the end of life asd we know it and the end of democracy the end of our freedom. and i am like whatever. b i should note be having that response but i am because she has been saying this for soal longl . this is all she has been saying for years and it has not happened.am thple close six example the wort example would be january 6 which guess what, did not work.or >> it is true. tyrus, i think she believes this is how she maintains a shred of relevance, his demonization.i >> i don't know mawon i'd rather be forgotten.

[laughter] he goes on there, she cannot c evenom commit to the act anymor. i think she is just tired and she's trying to get more bookings and the only ones as calling is like oh boy this is the view. she is running out othf spots. but when you say things like there is a stream of the gop ae- scotia, a smidge, is alex six people? we've got to worry about sixleep people with the gop and that's it? i think that's aat's good numbef i will take up to six guys that we say no, and jeopardize it you stay here. were going to go fix the country. you stay working on the trucksc, we have got you. she cannot even put the numbersu out there like there is thisoami giant mag up mob just roamingst everywhere, doing bad stufuff le going to work, paying taxes and wanting their children to have a hagood education. v6 is so dangerous.am >> dressing up their trucks with

american flags what's the world coming to? the pledge of allegiance at a little league baseball game? what? >> jamie are there sour grapes?k she makes you look pretty successful p.oe >>s she does which i would like to thank her for that.peop [laughter] is like telling people they are stupid. you can't grasp this but she cannot grasp the moisturizer. [laughter] am sorry. it's hard to watch as this all they have? this is all they have? i feel if we had seen videos of this years ago we seen what she d thatally like a fiel when the lewinsky thing happen we would be like bill, we get it. [applause] [cheering] we get it, we get it's. >> caitlyn you are nodding alonl for a so-called comedian was saying pray they don't have anything. it is so obvious. >> by the way hillary i just

want her to be gone per she is been around politics forever. i am sure he's got enough money she embezzled enough money out of us over the years and hid ite away that she could live a very nice life playing in the fourth quarter. by the way she needs to work on her hair and makeup for these things. it just wasn't working.r but, after listening to her okai it looks like if the republicans take the house in thhoe sentenc, the way she is talking we are all going to die. it's over withver it.s ni but it's nice to know we are going to die from the republicans in the senate is taking over put asa budget aoc said were going to die in 12ee m years we have three more years before were all going to die from climate change. we are all going tdilimao die. >> were all going to die so why not go with the republicans question request when it die with good republicans and have more money in the bank? cap next how muc h longer will the system fail when democrats

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>> befitsou a victim stop your whining.decl joyce's crime is declining. there's less crime on the streen says the woman with hooves o wf her feet.wh who wrote that i love it but itt is's evil. this is not funny but serious is a new york mother of three itw wayos shot dead in front of her kids by her estranged husband. just hours after he was released fromst h jail. it was not for good behavior pretty was arrested after beating her in this video shebo posted to facebook as oka cry fr help. but thanks to new york to notew bail lawsuits quickly struggling to gck ao back and kill her as e was walking her kids to school.y so, vote is though your life depends on it new york. because it does. [applause] [cheering] when a man who allegedly pulledo thr e trigger had a prior arresr for kidnapping another exit gun points.

so at least he is consistent buy now he is behind bars maybe theh can keep him from ruining the funeral. then there's read as they woke actavis with a criminal record it was just appointed to thehool olympia school board inst atwashington state too. that's the worst appointment since my prostate exam.it never get it don de in a van. a rap sheet includes theftdome domestic violence in the saltt but at least she is pro- law enforcement, right? >> the police how those pigs can sit over there to watch us peacefully talk about what wech anwant change in the states. >> i can see why she hates thesh police. they cramp her style whey crn s committing crimes. but she is on the school board.o the best luck kids. nice knowing you. your school home at class willow teach you to make wine in your jail cell toilet. not a bad skill if you ask me but thankfully joy knows theubli stats. >> the republicans now coming up

to the next election which is next week by the way, do is talk about crime, crime, crime, i looked it up. murders in major cities haveve fallen by 4% so far in 2022 compared to the same period a year ago.s so crimeno is not on the rise is actually going down under joed bideitn. b6 she looked it up. but only live so far. down by 4% after exploding in nearly all other crime category such as robberies, murder and assault. that is likeat's saying good net after you are attacked we were able to get 4% of your face b bac. but it is easy for joy to say this since in those rareon occasions that she's actually outside deranged people run away from her. tyrus, she looked it up. she looked it up.re why are we debatin wg this? >> i don't know but she looked it up. this is incredible. she just didn't look down or sideways for all the information

she saw a little title gautam instrument back to eating children. >> i'm going to point out she does not eat children tyler because she is handline dog gre. we laugh at her but that is what they do. it is the same people that come out and say in new york, it's at one in a million thing.hi it's not one in is na million t. let's forget about the beating which was vicious. i would not beat another man like that. one punch you move down he beate her until he gotat tired. and then he gets out and he executes her in front of her children. so she is not with this anymore, they lost ta motherhe they nevr had a father i would argue to begin with right now you have k threnoe individuals who will ner be the same again.ho w his would help take care of them? you think hopefuls get a jump io and do something? she did nothing. there's no comments. this is by no cash bail does not

work for just this stuff. you do the right thing you callh the police and provided a video showing the extreme violence and this endued was out the next day? where do you think he was going to go?ime he had time to go get his gun and then execute her in front of his children and nothing.po thisli is why politicians seem o be held accountable. it is ridiculous. she has a murder on her hands free. >> of people calen who come up with no cash bail they should be in jail. >> absolutely absolutely production is listing the other day on the radio and there is w this guy he had been arrested many times he was a meth addict for years and years.nted and he said he wanted to get arrested just because he was living on the street so he could have a warm place and a meal in jail. and he would get there and immediately within hours he was

back out on the street.wh so it became a vicious cycles no pieces now i've got to go commit another crime so hopefully i cas be arrested and spend a week, get off met and it's a vicious cycle. and unfortunately the guy turnei his life around and was able to get out of that. >> and his j entrance and his name is jamie lissow. jeff crime in alaska questionoi request to do the vicious 20ng minutes every morning.ghte [laughter] >> a right quickly say something funny role through outbreak. [laughter] we have so much crime inu to. a. that story is so tragic i almosu can't talk about the crying org. something. the joy thing is to sa sy itay k it up to say i looked it up b isn't thatri like did you pull t your encyclopaedia britannica? and then it also makes me think,

she is on a tv show for for her to say i looked it up everything all she's ever sit on their is complete bs? >> this time i looked it up. for the first time. >> she was a little too proud ol herself like oh yeah, i lookedfy it up. >> she was making a point guys. she looked it up so it is true. greg: cap have to say this and forgot a break.at this sta ot when crime is enough for vote for it leaves hogle o out. and i don't endorse anyone. [cheering] [applause] but that ithats me.at what say you question her. >> unit people clap you that bad?>> [laughter] don't clap now, don't clap for o her clap only for me. only for me. >> it was very weird like thekm checkmate way she said iatt too. it's like a guy in the hangovero but did you die? there's a lot of things are crimes you do know to go through

even if you don't get murdered, and a lot of them are being taken seriously like property crimes are crimes are for the victim of any kind of violentf crime you are never going to bea thfte same after that as a persn that something you're going to struggle with as a person.u sh whatever you do you should notdf treat it with that kind of flippant additives if you talk about the other stuff you talk about on the view all day long. >> exactly. we don'the do that here. >> we take everything veryin seriously. greg: we took everything seriously look at my>> hair. >> and you got about think about who's going to raise his childrenen now?g they areto in the state right n. >> got to move on. were going to talk about other stuff too. stuff too. with the food cost rising thanksgiving pizza is notsp surprisingec. try this robitussin honey. the real honey you love, plus the powerful cough relief you need. mind if i root through your trash? robitussin. the only brand with real honeyand elderberry.

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>> greg: is the higher greg: is a higher cost of living means dominoes for thanksgiving? inflations brought families ton their knees but at least theredo is extra cheese. one in five americans said they doubt they can afford thanksea giving dinner this year. maybe joe car,n help.

>> that's what we call inflation the end of the month what you t you have no money t that'shi inflation. the things you need are they going up? they are.d theyth are.re what wasg: that? [cheering] fet [applause] basics maybe fetterman can help. >> i just do. that simply is also, let's talk about the trillions and massive tax cuts to the corporate tax structure is true. tha trillions of dollars that if added to theve deficit. and they still want to support t those as beingho true. >> it is so sad it's not comforting at all either. many at americans had a plan to save money by limiting thets w number of dishes or guessable genese me was likely say they wl eat soup, salad or pizza.zz jen is ha.e was willing to ask their friends to pay for theirhr

share of the thanksgiving meal but that might be awkward to ask a friend to chip in for a pizza that they just delivered. there's plenty to be thankfulur for, like this picture for my swimsuit calendar. limited service restaurants like boston markents t might be a gor option for some people s since they been the slowest to raise prices but the downside is they hire psychopaths. that is cap if you do not recognize her. [cheering] [applause] other families who want to bird this thanksgiving better learn to trap pigeons. don't worry i hear they taste just like chicken if the chickei has hepatitis.ti but we've got a recipe. that combines the best of both worlds. ask what's up guys i'm andre today were going to be making thanksgiving pizza.pi you got yourzz pizza laid out pretty going to start the sauce everyone's got to start the sauce were going to pour that right on there.,

we've got some nicthe sauce then you got your cheese you're goinp to want to spread ouret your cheese roll light all around the pizza makes you do it nice. were going to get right into it you got your turkey are going to put turkey onen that one on each side you cannot forget about the mashed potatoes that is, essential for thanksgiving. there yothiau go. then we got some cranberries.n you always seem cranberries on thanksgiving kids love the cranberries, grandma loves the cranberry two scoops of cranberry on the pizza for topiz it off with someza gravy. .et that nice on there perfect. and you really cannot forget thh basil. you got to finish off the pizza with som ohee basil.nk i am andre there isgs your thanksgiving pizza. [applause] w jamie, we do these cooking segments to help divorced men like yourself would probably be spending the thanksgiving at ag best western alone perhaps masturbating to cheat pornography. >> i wish.

[laughter] sounds like a nice evening.th [laughter]e sounds like a wonderful evening. [laughter] [applause] there other rooms of the bestn? western? >> it's hard as a divorce when i order a pizza they drop half it off at my ex-wife's house. [laughter]tion is this really inflation that's going to make people make it or should this segment be called a turkey and pizza inds deliciousn that's right who wouldn't ratheo have pizza brick kale and saw that the green room. pizza for thanksgiving is>> amazing. >> yes kind of a turkey pizzaav they have chicken pizze a they have all these different things you could probably make a pretty nice meal. but honestly at my house i really don't think they're going to be serving that on

thanksgiving.g >> who are you having thanks giving with? >> can't w say. it always has to be very quiet with the family keep my mout h shut. but i will be with family yes and it will be extraordinarily y nice. >> could you give us theiryo website?bsit [laughter] you do do not bring updo the jews okay? [laughter] how are you with your thanks giving plans? >> i did not get athann invite . >> you can come to my mother-in-law's house.e. >> no thanks because she's going to watch that so thank you. [laughter] you think you've got problems now i have got problems.t pr [laughter] worksite make no thanks giving oueadyr plans. >> too late. i'm going to spend with harold ford junior brickwork to tell times. five six times. >> appreciated print harold ford junior. they keep saying that he might textif iying me. yes he did. >> that brother said bail.

>> is a have a dog? what should a dog that's great. >> listen i love thanksgiving it's all a blast for>> i me. my ancestors did die face down in the mud escaping slavery so we could have a turkey drumstick for the other half odrf my ancestors didn't die face down trying to catch my other ancestors to make the turkey dinner. so i lovnnerlovee thanksgiving a turkey in my house even for the walk out in my woods in louisiana and shoot one in thekn back and drag its in the house. were going to have some dan turkey that's how we do it. thank going to be no pizza in my house it straight up turkey it is america.t' that is what america was founded on. [applause] infect all you white people with those turkey mills and got through the winter to steal from usfr and everybody else. you should be thankful for thanksgiving. [laughter] way to ruin it tfoksgivingo tyr. rex greg where you going to be question request is going to be at best western alone.

greg: up next to storm room imposter that was not on the roster

>> a story in five words. >> greg: impostor caught in stanford dorm, a man posing as a sophomore studying pre-med was living in a dorm for almost ten months before being caught. this seems like something you

might do. >> i can relate a lot to this guy living in the basement wearing a tracksuit you're not really on the team. that was the craziest part about this, he's lying he says he's pre-med i like that impressive, then he goes i'm on the track team -- your line, go for it say are the captain of the football team. track is it you are a parent cross-country trek the worst possible sports your kid can do what happens as you drive him to the meat and they all just run away. >> greg: that's crazy, this seems ask somebody you might have dated. >> this person is a high achiever, all those other people had to get into stanford to live there. not this guy. >> it's true he said i don't need affirmative action. >> he just moved in, ten months to figure it out? they should expel all of those kids for not noticing come you didn't notice for ten months? and just give all of stanford to that guy.

i would let him do surgery on may. [laughter] recreational surgery. >> what do you make of this? >> may be identified as a student, you can't ask him, you identified as a student. [cheers and applause] but you're not enrolled, who says i'm not enrolled, my truth says i'm enrolled, i identify as a student, maybe i say you're not enrolled -- but i am i'm supposed to be here, how do you know that? >> greg: it's a good point. you have ten kids in 20 grandchildren. >> 21. >> and you've managed to keep your figure. [laughter] you know it was coming. you know it was coming. >> thank you. and i'm not going to tell you my secrets. [laughter]

>> greg: we have to end on that note, that was perfect, best

>> greg: we are out of time, thank you caitlyn jenner, jamie lissow, kat timpf, tyrus, our brian: welcome to "one nation." so glad you are here. i'm brian kilmeade. we are three days away from the mid-term elections. three have dr. mehmet oz who wants to be senator from pennsylvania and kari lake who wants to be governor of arizona. we are a nation of actions or at least we used to be. we used to all agree there was a problem. but as a norma