longer. there's no reason for us to live this way. crime, high inflation, high prices, we know how to do it the right way and we're going to show the rest of the country just how we do it. i can't wait to see what unfolds tomorrow. i'll be on tomorrow night with special coverage. greg gutfeld and the gang takes it all from here. take it away greg. ♪ ♪ >> greg: yes! all right. happy monday everybody. i can't wait for these midterms to be over. then i can get a head start on destroying democracy. you know, that's been a dream of mine since i got zero votes for prom queen. but don't pretend you don't know

what i'm talking about. i cced all of you including you people watching me on a tv at best buy. we're all meeting after the elections down by the city dump, you know, where kilmeade gets his furniture. by the way brian said we could use his old heir pieceses for the molotov cocktails. those things are more flammable than baby pajamas. but why not embrace what the democrats predict? the end of democracy, which begins with voting. the fundamental element to democracy. it's like saying pizza is going to stae peer the moment you start making dough. first they hate the electrical college then hate simple majorities, next they'll call america's got talent an insurrection. this means we conservatives adherence to the constitution are only voting to destroy the constitution. it makes absolutely no sense at

all. it's like adding the 28th amendment saying none of the above. it's as incoherent as a biden speech after his daily covid shot. but that's our plan according to the insane clown [bleep]. i mean posse. that was a mistake. a mistake. destroy democracy. okay, then i'm in. first thing i want to do is take away the right to vote from all democrats. we can start with the dead ones, and hand them over to republicans, that's right, republicans get two votes a dep gets none as opposed to ty 20 when it was the other way around. am i right, huh? can i say that? of course i was kidding. because like jim kramer's market outlook nothing the dems predict ever happens. if aoc really thought the world was ending in 2032 she wouldn't spend her final days hitting on elon musk. and it's dawning on them the

american public has realized this that this election is a battle between the real and the imaginary. the left beliefs they're fighting fascism and if you disagree they'll burn your home down and punch you in the face. and if you want more cops to help prevent crimes against minorities, well then what are you a flaming bigot? the voting public has realized the dems focus on [bleep]. trump and putin are lovers, a mistaken pronoun is violence, white supremacy and pre teams crave gender affirm may gos. about as far as away from the kitchen table as a space shuttle. the dems became obsessed with identity but no one wants to identify with a guy that paid six bucks for gas or a family eating cheetos for thanksgiving or man who got shoved in front of a train. the dems embraced extreme positions shouted out by a sad

minority of people. they led down an ally and now they're trapped like whoopi goldberg trapped in a corner booth at arby's. we've all been there. they left the drunkest person at the party drive them home and they crashed the party so bad not even the jaws of life could get them out. meanwhile the republicans focus on issues voters care about, crime, inflation, border, which the dems claim is as imaginary as james corden's fan base. so it's a panic mode. joy reed says inflation is made up joy behar claims crime went down and sunny said this. >> i read a poll just yesterday that white republican suburban women are now going to vote republican. >> why? >> it's almost like roaches voting for raid. >> they should have named her partly sunny with a 90% chance of stupid. but maybe she'll bring out the vermen vote.

[cheers and applause]. >> greg: maybe she'll bring out the vermin vote or at least women who identify as insinks kat. it's a step up from being called nazis after all roaches get exterminated they don't do the stem that itting. bottom line climb and inflation ain't made up. inflation looting shop lift violence is all too real yet the only strategy to the dems is to deny it all and they hope it works. they're crime deniers, inflation deniers, reality deniers. democrats can literally be attacked with hammers and still deny crime's a problem. proving they need reality like they need a hole in the head. and so they live in their own world where it's easy to look down on yours which means they deserve to lose real bad and that's not just my imagination. ♪ >> period! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. she proves good things come in

small packages especially when she's smuggling heroin cohost of the news room and the five, dana perino [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he moved to alaska for comedy and will go to the moon for gravity. actor, writer, and comedian jamie lissow! [cheers and applause] >> laura: he tried anti aging cream and turned into a fetus. host of the guy benson show, guy benson! [cheers and applause] >> greg: she hasn't been this excited about midterms since she cheated in high school, fox news contributor kat timpf [cheers and applause] >> greg: dana, so you're on a lot of shows, right? i mean, how many? so is there anything you can say on show. >> host: that's different? >> greg: yeah or that you're not going to say on another show because you'll say it here like feel free to swear or make fun

of jamie. >> that's why i said yes so i could be here to make fun of jamie clad you came back from alaska good to have you. 38% of the vote is in and the thing about the democrats being so hyperbolic about this is they knew it was coming. this always happens to whoever the president is the the first term, midterm that your party loses some seats. they've made it into such a big deal that now they're actually saying the country is going to end. and so they're going to have some egg on their if i say on wednesday >> greg: and that's no way to eat an egg. >> disgusting >> greg: the mouth is there you want to get it into your mouth not on your face. >> yes >> greg: are you going to join me in destroying democracy tomorrow? >> i'm in. you know the bag i brought the heroin? i have some other stuff in there to help us with the whole plan. that plan that you e-mailed everybody about, i got you >> greg: it's going to be great. jamie does alaska have a

democracy. >> jamie: yeah, we do. by the way i'm never on tv so everything i say is going to be the first time. all original. the view is the worst show on television [cheers and applause] >> jamie: it should be called -- that's it. punching out. [laughter] >> jamie: no, it should be called like the obscured view or something, right? if the view had fact checkers they would go from one commercial to the next. is it not -- i don't know. don't you find it kind of weird you guys that her name is joy but she's a more on >> greg: i saw where you were going you were going to re-do the joke for third time. her name's joy and she's miserable. her name is sunny and she's depressing. her name is whoopi and her name isn't really whoopi isn't her

name carol. >> karen >> greg: karen. her name is karen. [cheers and applause] [laughter] >> greg: that's how you do a joke jamie. >> jamie: that's good i have to write down how you do that. how about making up she never heard the word inflation before. you guys with all these new words like dementia and crim-e or crime, i don't know how you say it. >> greg: crim-e. so guy how much do you think we'll know by tomorrow? will we know everything or will we be as frustrated as we always are and have to wait four days and stuff like that, you have to stay at my place again? >> guy: and as i told you last night i would have voted for you for prom queen. you got robbed >> greg: i did. >> guy: we'll know a fair amount tomorrow it will be a late night because some of the most important states are out west,

nevada, arizona. pennsylvania has this insane way that they count votes so that could take a long time but i think on the house side, i would be surprised if like by midway through the general evening we didn't know if there was going to be a big night or like a medium night for the republicans. but i'm watering my red sweater, very subtle, go vote. let's do it. >> greg: that's red? >> host: that's not really red >> greg: that doesn't look red to me. >> is that purple? >> guy: this is a deep red >> kat: no. >> guy: i'm being fact checked by the audience. a woman out there is like no it's not stop lying >> greg: i would say you're like the jolly green anti giant, dana because she's green and small. >> guy: it identifies as red. >> excellent >> greg: do you have any predictions kat? you like to predict things don't

you? >> kat: sure. so the democrats by saying vote for me or it will be the end of democracy, they are setting the stakes really high but they're also setting the bar for themselves really low. that way, in 2024, let's say they do okay in the midterms. they get to say to voters that they did such a good job and everything they said they were going to do, just because there's still such a thing as a voter. right? even if they don't do well they're like oh, it's because there's a democratic president that's why there's a thing as a voter. so they're setting the bar high and making the barlow so they don't have to do anything now or for quite a few years >> greg: that's like saying we'll be open for business tomorrow when you're always open for business. that was a great analogy greg >> kat: really good, yeah. i smiled and nodded because i'm trying to win favor from you >> greg: they shouldn't let us do the five on sunday i didn't

get enough sleep. >> i agree >> greg: i got a new puppy having jamie come over to play with the puppy because the puppy hasn't been sleeping. >> jamie: i can't wait. greg's puppy has been sending me cute pictures of him all day >> greg: that's true. all right, we've got to move on. so excited. up next, is desantis and trump's friendship sinking or is it the media's wishful thinking? moving forward with node- positive breast cancer is overwhelming. but i never just found my way;

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mike pence at 7--mike's doing better than i thought. >> greg: oh, yeah. i'm glad he decided against ron depraying manatees. or ron deyoga panties. the next day trump said this at a florida rally. >> the people of florida are going to reelect the wonderful, the great friend of mine marco rubio to the united states senate and you're going to reelect ron desantis as your governor. >> greg: so that's trump obviously, one day he calls out a potential rival then the next day he helps him out. it may have been his way of establishing dominance like when i wrestle children at the soup kitchen. kick their asses every time. never gets old. although they do.

but that wasn't his only noteworthy shout-out. did you see where all these people that don't like us, they're dying. >> did you see where all these people that don't like us, they're dying. i saw jimmy kimmel that he said his show's practically dead because nobody that likes trump will watch and guess what? that turned out to be a i majority of the people. the show is dead and so are the other ones. >> greg: kimmel must have been red in the face, underneath his black face. but i can't argue with trump there. of course he saved the best for last. >> and greg gutfeld on cable has the number one evening show. that's great, right? [cheers and applause]. >> think of that. [cheers and applause] >> greg: actually it's often the late night show in all of tv,

not just cable. and we honestly couldn't have done it without you, and by you i really mean me because if i weren't here you wouldn't be here either. so i take back everything i just said. guy, i don't think desanctimonious is some of his best work. do you think he was just testing the water. >> guy: yeah, he needs to workshop that a little bit. i think he views desantis as a potential threat for 2024, he should desantis has been a really good governor. i did see a story the other day gaming this all out and trump. >> according to the report, is very impatient. he hates all the attention other people are getting and he resents it. he wants credit when republicans do well. i'm like, that doesn't sound like him. that's so odd. >> greg: that's -- i never heard that analysis by the media, that trump can be an a-hole. oh, my god. that just makes me want to vote

for him again. >> here's the thing the rally you played a clip from you know who wasn't invited ron desantis the governor of florida, it was a trump really. i think if he were a little more mack velian and disciplined he would be bear hugging desantis giving him all the praise so when desantis wins huge tomorrow which he will he can claim credit for it but because he's doing the arm's length and new nicknames desantis can come back and say, oh, i did this without his help in fact he was attacking me right before the election so i think it might be a misstep but we'll see >> greg: you know timpf, what were your nicknames like? ron desanctimonious, it just doesn't roll like little marco. did you have any timpfs? >> kat: not that i can share. the attention thing makes sense, like it sucks to get all that attention. >> greg: i can't believe you can't give me a nickname

>> kat: no, i don't really have any. that have followed me, thankfully. yeah, it is about the attention thing obviously, right? but i get that. like your puppy's getting all the attention now, i'm kind of pissed off i feel like i need to get pregnant or something. that would be a great reason to where i a human into the world, right? i was jealous of a dog. i don't know. do you have an extra question? no. trump is like, he's not the guy for everything, i know that might be an unpopular thing to say about here but one thing he's always good for is a roast battle. he can do better than that and he will if he has to. he's so good at it that even if something's not a roast battle he will turn it into one and then win. >> greg: yeah. jamie what's the worst nickname someone has ever given you? >> jamie: the worst -- i'm trying to think.

i was going to say loser but i was being a loser. >> greg: you earned that nickname. >> jamie: i did. i would like to put forth asking for no credit or no money, i would like to put forth ron deez nuts. >> greg: that's good. >> jamie: my kids would have liked that. >> greg: no, i look i can that one. >> jamie: you do? >> greg: i like it. >> jamie: i feel like trump is kind of doing a little rob schneider the copy guy. he's like ron desantis, desank nights, mr. biden, the biden ator, the bye buy low gas prices. i love it. i really do enjoy trump i find it super entertaining. i did find it funny he gave you that huge plug but then too credit for the demise of other shows. like he was like you're great, i all that, though. that was awesome. >> greg: he also takes credit for this show because he said when i interviewed him he says he took my interview and broke it up into five parts and that's

why he got the ratings. that's why he got the ratings. very smart, very smart, split it up into five parts. >> jamie: for real the only problem i have with like all these shows like and kimmel especially, back in the day when it was like carson and he would attack both sides and be super funny people would wake up the next day talking about how great it was. no one wakes up and says oh, man, did you see what a great agenda was on last night? the humor's gone. >> greg: yeah, no jokes anymore. dana what did you think of the nickname? >> dana: i think that you shouldn't nickname a name that people then have to go to the dictionary to look up. >> greg: a lot of people didn't know what sanctimonious meant. >> dana: it's a word people think you know what it means, is that what it means, morally superior to other people and i only knew because i looked it up on google to make sure i hadn't it right.

also too many syllables. >> greg: that's what joe reed said. >> dana: she did? >> greg: i'm kidding. she said inflation was a really big word. >> dana: she said that was a word nobody had ever learned before. >> greg: exactly, exactly. >> guy: it's been 40 years, right? and it's back. so congratulations democrats. >> greg: with a vengeance i might add. well this is exciting. okay. what are you laughing at. >> jamie: you saying this is exciting. >> greg: it is exciting. are you laughing? >> jamie: i'm really excited. >> greg: okay, good. >> jamie: i'm desanctimonious. >> greg: i might take the audience and replace you with someone from the audience. yeah. now you like me. up next, hochul fans get out the vote with their hands on a critic's throat. ♪ th of better breathing. fasenra is an add-on treatment for asthma driven by eosinophils. it helps prevent asthma attacks, improve breathing, and lower use of oral steroids. fasenra is not a rescue medication or for other eosinophilic conditions. fasenra may cause allergic reactions.

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won't remember, a lee zeldin reporter was choked by a man at a kathy hochul event in new york. the woman angie torres later told fox news she came to peacefully protest the democratic candidate but instead was treated like a sub human. >> i was treated like a sub human. like my feelings didn't matter, that, you know, just because i have an opinion that's different than theirs, that they have a right to you know, enact violence on me. >> in summary a woman of color was attacked by a white man. if the parties were reversed they would have already named a street after her. or they were have named the narrative to brown white supremacist attacks man with her neck. his hand's injured. it's unclear what led up to this moment but earlier democrat council one was seen tussling

with torres but torres says the councilwoman grabbed her. democrat, women getting grabbed, you'd think cuomo was running again. but i guess if you want dana perinos to care about a woman, she should have whipped out her penis. but like my drone at the nude beach we're going to stay top of it. she wasn't the only one who choked this weekend. at a last minute event for hochul, the fossil in chief took on fossil fuels repeatedly saying there's no more drilling after demanding oil companies to step up production. >> no more drilling. there is no more drilling. i haven't formed any new, new drilling. >> greg: all right. you get that? no more drilling says the old guy which means more begging before saudi arabia. note to joe, they're drilling into the same planet we are, you idiot.

and, to round things off, here he is almost stumbling off stage. >> we put a cap of $2,000 a year on prescription drugs for seniors. no matter what their cost, two, ten, 12, 15 -- whoops stepping on a -- that's black. anyway. >> greg: he seems to be the only one falling for his talking points. what's joe think? >> come on, man. that's not true. it's all lies. that guy wasn't trying to choke that lady. he was going in for a smell, that's all. i do it myself. i grab them around the back and i go in and if they try shake loose that's when i go in with the other hand. and you go in and you get a nice smell. i'm not going to stop smelling heads, i don't care. trump's not going to stop with the nicknames, i'm not going to stop sniffing domes.

it's my one pleasure in life. you hear that siren? it's probably a white supremacist. [cheers and applause] >> greg: kat? >> kat: yeah. >> greg: we just saw that one clip of the guy strangling the woman but it is interesting because we know nothing about it. we know nothing about it. i did my search. >> guy: e a cursory glance at my feet on twitter, nothing >> kat: yeah, i know that i'm against it. >> greg: i am too. glad you took that risk >> kat: yeah, i did. it is getting wild. still pretty wild what happened kathy hochul bringing biden to campaign for her. i don't know if anybody in new york was like, i was on the fence but then i saw that and now i'm a hochul guy. but that's what she was going for by inviting him. she was hoping people would see that and want to vote for her. why? >> greg: you know what's interesting dane a, i don't know

a single thing hochul can actually claim credit for. >> dana: remember also because she wasn't elected right? she comes into georgia after andrew cuomo got me tooed so she never won a state wide race so that's another reason she is struggling doesn't have a natural constituency. plus when he was up there, you know, you could imagine him saying no more drooling. because the campaign -- campaigning is tiring. these candidates on both side, this he are exhausted. they're trying to run through the tape here at the end and it's very difficult and you have a president who is going to new york to campaign? i think not only is it ineffective i think it's embarrassing. >> what did you think about that choke? do you this i that's a story or not a story? >> dana: i think -- >> greg: look, let's be honest, if secretary mayorkas was involved in this it would be worse than whiff game because they didn't know what happened, apparently there was a tussle.

but to me he's got his hands on her neck and she said she was treated like a sub human, i'm going to believe her. i thought we were believing all women. and where are all the women legislatures, today kathy hochul at a press conference said lee descenden her opponent was hyperventilating about crime in new york. well, exhibit a, right here. >> greg: there you go. in jamie any thoughts on these topics? >> jamie: well, first, that me too thing, i'm so glad girls don't like me. i got me neithered. [laughter] >> jamie: i know, i get it like he's choking her. it's bad. the only way that i take his side is if the sign that she had said take my sign and choke me. and then [laughter] >> greg: there is a possibility.

>> jamie: it would change the whole context. >> greg: very remote possibility but -- >> kat: if that's true i change my answer. >> jamie: it would change the whole context. >> greg: i'm going to wait until i see her sign. >> jamie: yeah. >> guy: greg, don't you have that sign? [laughter] >> greg: yes, but i don't take it out very often. it's usually in my bedroom where you saw it. he helped repair my cable. i >> guy: very handy. >> greg: where are we? jamie do you have another bizarre 0 joke that could get us in trouble? >> jamie: not really, the other thing i saw in an early segment it was joy saying everything's going down under biden. the only thing going downed under biden is his knees, his iq and his bicycle.

but no, i don't have another joke. [laughter]. >> greg: guy, last word to you. >> guy: they seem a little desperate don't they? you have jim cliburn the number three democrat in the house went on tv in ah-ha wine shirt. you have volunteers choking women and every major democrat in the country flooding into new york to help bail out a state-wide democrat? it seems like they're maybe not in a great place emotionally right now and they might be in a worse place emotionally tomorrow around this time. >> greg: yeah. it is funny -- coming up, e lonl says see ya later to twitter impersonateers. couple counts on their suv... as they travel for their small business. so when they got a chip in their windshield... they brought it to safelite... for a same-day in-shop repair. we repaired the chip right away. and with their insurance, it was no cost to them.

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without being an obvious parody which is why the person tweeting for joe biden is safe. this rule was already in twitter's terms of service but those are read even less than brian kilmeade's books. musk announced this after several attention seekers started impersonating him. she tweeted i am a freedom of speech absolutist and i eat doedy for breakfast every time. thankfully it's the first time she impersonated an african without this. yeah this lady wore black face and thinks free speech absolutist is an insult. kathy griffen also impersonating musk tweeting she would only be voting blue. users could still tell it was kathy griffen because it wasn't funny. although her ban was allegedly permanent musk tweeted she could have it back for eight bucks and

could get her face back by injecting allergy that eats plastic. i did not know that. but if you're bummed she's gone and you miss her brand of comedy try slamming your head with a car door. others left in protest but one is already back. apparently a week after announcing he was leaving twitter ron pullman slithered back to begin just popped back on because i couldn't let this one slide. yeah he just popped this back on. his quitting is like a hunger strike with lunch breaks. like telling someone you're done with them forever but then calling to say you're coming over to retrieve the ball point benefit you left at their place. which reminds me jamie i need that pen back. you know what's interesting? i feel like jamie a lot of these celebrities they kind of see -- they have this arrested development so they see everybody like the gym coach doing detention and they're like the breakfast club.

first it was trump and now it's elon musk. i'm going to get back on this billionaire on twitter by going on twitter. >> jamie: yeah. and what's weird is i saw headlines and i was like wow is elon really not letting people joke around. he just wants people to not pretend they're him. like parody and jokes are totally fine which is kind of different than the way it was represented. i don't think you should be able to pretend -- for real. i don't mind him doing that at all as the ceo. i think he might be a little bit too accessible to people. like the number one rule when you're trying to be famous is like don't read the comments and elon is reading the comments. maybe it's done differently on his planet or whatever but i think he should not do that. no joke, i'm a little -- i'll pay $8 a month but i think the verification was very useful maybe for someone who doesn't have eight bucks because it does help people from impersonating you. that was the one thing it does do without marketing.

i had a person impersonating me on twitter it was really bad this person was an idiot and people totally fell for it and thought it was me. he would message people and set up dates and i got messages months later from women saying i thought we were meeting up. so i had to go through hundreds and hundreds -- i had to sleep with hundreds and hundreds of women. >> greg: you are the true hero in all this. >> jamie: yeah. >> dana: god bless. >> greg: dana, would you ever consider leaving twitter? now i don't want to go. >> dana: sometimes i do a then like ron. >> greg: ron perelman. >> dana: just get back on. i don't think i would miss it that much but i realize i use it a lot for work. i'm skntly looking what is the update, looking for guy's tweets so i know what to say. but i actually have found there's less of that available. a lot of it is kind of nonsense now and i have hope for twitter

on the other side. bill hemmer said he would pay my $8 i month so i figure i might as well stay. >> greg: wow. hemmer must like you. he's never paid for anything for me guy. >> guy: i'm caught up on the black face photo of sarah silverman which i did not know happen. am i mistaken or did she not date jimmy chemle who also did black face. did they do black face dates together. >> greg: yes, they would share the paint, they would get the paint and make out and both have black face. >> guy: sorry i forget wa the topic is. i'm just ruminating. >> greg: isn't it incredible like this sub industry of black face comments. they're fine, his ratings aren't fine but he's not cancelled yet in either way. but the one thing about elon was his tweet today, did you see this, where he endorsed republicans? >> greg: yes. >> guy: and just a complete total meltdown on the left. he said we should have checks and pulsed maybe we should vote republican this time and people lost it.

he is getting close to trump levels of trolling, it is impressive. >> greg: yeah. i think he has taken up the space that trump had because he's in every -- you know, kat, if you notice, every single story could be relate back to now twitter or to musk. before that you could relate i back to trump >> kat: yeah, that's true. and a lot of the headlines were saying, you know, she was banned, kathy griffen was banned for mocking him. it was the impersonating thing i get that. i also think a permanent suspension would not be fair. i think she's obviously joking, that's all she ever does. i don't think anybody goes to her for like serious news analysis, at least i hope not. and if she's intending to make a joke then i think that should be taken into account no matter who it is. i know a lot of people really hate kathy griffen and are happy to see her getting banned because a lot of people who maybe on the right, you know, they got banned for things, too. but i'm never one for like the

tit for tat. >> greg: you ban them and bring them back but what do i know? a lot actually. everything. what a burden i have to bear as i stare out into the long universe with you staring back in wondering what am i thinking and i'm thinking what are you thinking and then we're both thinking the same thing right? yeah, we're thinking the same thing. >> guy: go to break. >> greg: yeah. up next does munching on beer nuts help reduce beer guts? hedue with my trusty team ♪ ♪ there's heather on the hedges ♪ ♪ and kenny on the koi ♪ ♪ and your truck's been demolished by the peterson boy ♪ ♪ yes -- ♪ wait, what was that? timber... [ sighs heavily ] when owning a small business gets real, progressive helps protect what you've built with affordable coverage.

♪ >> a story in five words. ♪ >> greg: story in five words. drink booze and lose weight. kat, i'm already mad at this thing because i didn't read the study but it's australian so it's already -- >> kat: it's not true then >> greg: it's not true. >> dana: it's upside down. >> greg: should we even bother talking about this. they're saying drinkers who eat high protein while boozing have fewer calories than those who don't drink. i don't know that they can say it's the drinking. or are they saying actual drinking has less impact on weight loss than anything like that >> kat: yeah we know guys like that that eat lean meets and go

to the gym and get hammered every night. >> greg: i don't know who that person is >> kat: i know a few. >> greg: is that all you're going to say? good, tired of you. dana, you drink like a salor. >> dana: a lot. >> greg: yeah, it's a lot. and you remain svelt a term i don't use lightly. >> dana: thanks. this study irritated me as well it reminded me of my friend from pittsburgh, edward marx chocolates which are delicious chocolates and he told me you can safely eat chocolate every day and you won't gain weight. is that true? is there a study? no he was just saying that. this study is just about buying more beer. >> greg: buying more beer and then replacing food with let's say vodka. i could see that happening and i think there have been certain years, guy, where you did that. did you notice something interesting in life that you never really meet a really obese

person who drinks? >> because -- >> kat: oh, i have. >> greg: well, everybody's obese compared to you. >> guy: was this study commissioned by foster's? >> greg: that's true. >> guy: that's a beer company in australia. >> greg: thanks for the clarification. what do you think i live in a cage? jesus. >> dana: he might have thought that last night. >> greg: i'm fine. yeah way. >> guy: i stopped at the headline and i'm like it's fine, keep drinking we'll be good. >> greg: yes. i'm just mad at this study. you don't drink anymore. >> jamie: i don't, thanks for coming to me as i'm the only person that read study. >> greg: yeah. because you don't drink. >> jamie: i don't drink and i saw this when it came out i sub screes this to the magazine rationalize my drinking weekly. and it's insane it basically says if you drink any high

calorie stuff you gain weight and if you drink low calorie stuff you don't gain weight an insane study. i don't drink, i was an insane drinker. i would forget stuff like my wallet, that was married. >> greg: yes. [laughter] >> greg: it's funny 'cause it's -- we'll be right back.

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