deep systemic and structural restructuring of our world. and since it takes some time and the world will look differently after we have done this transition process. >> greg: transition process, klaus schwab. well, rejected. up next, gutfeld. ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy tuesday, everyone. i have to say, this is the best-looking audience we have had so far. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah. yummy. there's more 10s than in the

christmas cards i give my staff. they smile so much when they open it. but you people at home can't see this audience but trust me it's like looking at a sea of later kudlows. the only man who can make sock guarders sexy. speaking much rich people check in on elon musk who may be the best tweeter since trump. it began sunday with him saying twitter being super slow when a twitter jeered called out the musk tweet adding quote i spent six years working on twitter and can say this is wrong. when someone pointed out you probably shouldn't call out your boss publicly he kept going and that's when musk hit back, he's fired. now, if you don't find that hilarious, then you're not my friend and you've never fired anyone who really deserves it. it's why i had a trap door

installed in my office and hired a contractor who can keep a secret. but if i tweeted about how i run this show, i'd probably be arrested possibly for murder. if you guys had any idea what i spent on bleach and rope alone last month. and that's just on the interns who made eye contact. but for musk, it only gets better. on sunday he announced plans to end free lunches at twitter headquarters saying the meals cost the company 13 million bucks a year. that's still $2 million less than the view spends on feeding joy bahar. i don't like joy. >> harris: where did you get that picture? >> greg: i have them all at home. the problem was no one was coming to the office and that was driving up the cost. they were throwing food away like it had been cooked by kat. but musk making a sound business call made him even more evil.

one democrat activist said he fired three-fourths of the employees now he's planning to star have the rest of them. yeah, they're all going to die because their bosses won't cover their sushi. what lame 0s. you want a free lunch brown bag it you losers. that's what my staff does. it's great i just take a bite from each one of their sandwiches. i haven't bought a lunch in years. they all got hepatitis. and what does elon know about business anyway? he's just the world's richest man unlike some unemployed 32 year old activist moaning on twitter about food. bottom line it's great watching someone run a company with full transparency. he does everything with the door open. like when doocy uses the bathroom on the plane. even more musk is willing to ask seemingly obvious questions that no one ever had the guts to ask. does that remind you of anyone? yeah. when trump was in charge, he

would question everything from trade with china to the water pressure of showers. >> but how about the shower? you go into a shower, and i have this beautiful head of hair. you turn on the water, drip, drip, drip. and the worry comes dripping out. just dripping out very quietly. so what do you do? you just stand there longer, you take a shower longer. because my hair, i don't know about you, but it has to be perfect. >> greg: he sounds like joe talking about taking a leak. oh. but no wonder musk has taken trump's place at the left's top target. the only difference is musk can't run for president which is probably a good thing for the dems because he would probably win. and speaking of the dems, oddly they're obsessed with bringing musk down but they don't seem to care about the bitcoin bandit sam bankman fried the founder of the crypto exchange called ftx resigned when his company went

belly up quicker than a five year old's gold fish. so why no concern over him? why haven't you heard of him until now? he was biden's second biggest donor and pumped millions into the democratic party. so imagine that coincidence. but it turns out he used his crypto company to borrow real dollars that he couldn't pay back. reuters reported between one and $2 billion of customer if you understand are gone. but not before the dems spent 40 million of his money just in time for the midterms. yeah, the timing is impeccable kind of like ban irk a story on the biden family just before the 2020 election. i'm sensing a pattern. so now his company is under investigation for a scam that would make burn yes may koch look like a media scout. where is the media. they suspended their skepticism when it became so obvious this guy's a clown. >> sam is not the traditional billionaire because he believes in the concept of earn to give. >> earning to give is thinking

about which causes which charities save the most lives per dollar. >> next year he's planning to donate $500 million a year and next decade, he will probably give away more than $10 billion. and he is funding everything you can think of. global warming. >> it's one of the biggest problems that we have to tackle together as a world. >> covid-19 preparedness. >> we have to be ready for the next pandemic. >> and, of course, animal welfare. >> animals deserve to live just like we do. it's also why i'm vegan. >> dude, if you're that rich, buy a bra. [laughter] >> greg: my god. terrible. >> wow. >> greg: it's not body shaming, i'm just concerned. now, if you believe anything that fruit cake says, maybe you should lose all your money. but he tricked them all with a right verb tie signals, the right left wing causes and all

the right cash. so will the media have any interest in digging further into a story filled with six, drugs and corruption? well, maybe they should read harris faulkner's new book. >> harris: greg. it's a book about prayer. >> greg: we're going to talk about it. but who am i kidding? the media has about as much chance of covering that story as a belly shirt does jerry nadler's naval. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. she's sobriety she fills in for the sun when it takes a day off. host of the faulkner focus and author of the great new book faith still moves mountains, harris faulkner [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's an inspiration to millions of men who also cut their own hair. the comedian behind terrorizing

telemarketers seven jim florentin: and she's always been driven to the psych ward. fox news contributor kat timpf. and he eats soup out of the astro dome, my massive side kick and the new nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: harris, first of all i got your book faith still moves mountains, i do as i always do i look under the index under g and there's only one entity under g and it's not gutfeld, it's god. i, you know, if i'm going to be muscled out of the index, i'm glad it was god and not like, i don't know, gary --. >> tyrus: geraldo >> greg: geraldo. >> tyrus: thank you.

>> harris: it's a book about faith. so the lord or god gets first credit. >> greg: there you go. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i don't know why you're clapping, you're all going to hell. . >> harris: well, you know who we are a going to see there is bankman. >> greg: what do you make of that? you look at that. who would give money to somebody that is basically spouting these like plattitude that are so obviously fake, you know, global warming's a problem and i'm a vegan. >> harris: so i'm less concerned about like just ordinary folk. i want to know the money that flowed to democrats. >> greg: yeah. >> harris: we need to know -- we talk about dark money and we don't find out about this guy until after the election and how much he swayed people and you could make the argument, because the numbers match. >> greg: right. >> harris: the 40 million and the 40 million that democrats poured into races to lift up the

far right candidates that they thought they could beat. and, in the end, they did. >> greg: yeah, i know, it worked. it was a sneaky little strategy and i'm a little jealous that the republicans didn't think of it but it's true. also funneled it through ukraine. it's so confusing, i don't know what makes sense anymore. >> harris: we need to know. >> greg: yeah, we need to know. jim do you enjoy watching people get fired on twitter like i do? >> jim: i love it man. elon's basically auditioning for the apprentice the reboot. he's already got the catch phrase you're fired. but he's firing so many people over there he's going to be answering the phones soon at twitter. like there's nobody left. [laughter] >> greg: do you like what he's doing? >> jim: i love what he's doing. >> greg: yeah? >> jim: but the employee can't call him out on twitter. you can't do that. he just thought that nothing was ever going to happen to him. one good thing about that guy, he'll save eight bucks a month because he's not getting a blue check. there's no way. he's out. >> greg: that is true.

kat once called me a boomer >> kat: i knew you were going to bring that up. we got into a huge fight because i called him a boomer on twitter. >> greg: i think i blocked you >> kat: no you didn't this is why i don't want to associate with you on twitter or real life. he said that. and i was like do i come to the meeting tomorrow? or not? >> greg: this is the problem with twitter for people like me is generally if i'm on it, it's after work, it's at night and i'm drinking. so it's like, there's no other -- i'm going to get in trouble no matter what. i've taken control of it. now i have this experiment where i can look at my twitter feed and you can't tell if i've had a drink or not. that's progress. >> harris: i don't know what to say about that >> kat: is it? >> greg:. >> greg: better just not to >> kat: but you did it by just making your sober self more

unsnooingd exactly. do you want to talk about bankman or musk? >> kat: either way. i could have talked so much about hankman but yesterday my husband was coming up trying to talk to me about this. and i was like that's boring shut up bachelor in paradise is on. then i see it on the run down. i had a finance bro to tell me all these finance things and i told him to stop talking. you should have known this guy wasn't rich because he's 28 years old and he's still that ugly. >> greg: yes. nice. it's true. >> jim: have you ever seen another 20-something rich ugly person? no, you have not. >> greg: that's true. >> jim: because money solves any cosmetic issue that you might have. >> harris: i wish that were true. >> kat: i think so far it is. this is the first of many. >> greg: i don't believe he was actually a billionaire tyrus. do you? >> tyrus: no. no, what? what? okay. first of all, his ad campaign

was like step brothers without the really good actors. >> greg: yeah. >> tyrus: you don't have to stand in front of a refrigerator with nothing but condiments saying i'm a vegan and you don't stand in front of the ocean to talk about global warming. >> greg: also said he was for global warning. he hasn't even done the homework. >> tyrus: we're putting him everywhere. the camera crew alone should have let you know money was tight. they had one camera and a mirror, like that should have let you know. and you can't talk about your boss in an open forum. you know, i don't know how many times i've grabbed your phone and been like mr. murdoch's not going to like that, no. you can't do that. [laughter]. >> tyrus: so it wasn't the fact that he was fired. it was the tweet that followed where the guy goes, well, i guess i'm fired. you guessed? you contradicted your boss, he talked about you in past tense.

he already -- he's fired. he didn't say you're fired. he's fired which means paperwork done, exit interview already happened. bad. snowbelt the best thing is the guy admitting he failed. he goes i worked there for six years and this was all wrong. and it's like what did you do? >> tyrus: what did any of them do. all they did was say no one like gutfeld. that's all they said. >> greg: i saw that. >> harris: they ate free lunches. and you know what? i have a vision that they're sneaking back in getting the food and going to work from home. because how did they not notice the 13 --. >> tyrus: yeah came to work for lunch and went back home. >> harris: they're still spending the $13 million on the food. so either somebody has be conneded with the 13 million or they're eating it. >> tyrus: or is it where the whole you can't fat shame me because i'm eating $13 million worth of foot. >> harris: so he's eating it all. >> tyrus: someone did. >> greg: before we go tickets are still available for my book tour up in houston this

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. >> greg:. >> greg: it's a plan that's utterly gruesome and involves gavin newsome. oh, wow, that's interesting. this really is becoming married with children. but will joe give kamala a shove to make way for the oily haired gov? according to the hill, the paper not the land mass, harris, the plan is simple. biden replaces harris with newsome and then resigns before 2024 thus making newsome the president and giving him a launch pad to the general

election. i know, huh? >> boo! >> greg: my goodness control your selves. it's a proposal as simple as it is diabolical like how we replaced kat timpf last year with mccully culkin. you guys haven't caught on yet. [laughter] >> greg: but it's a novel theory floating around like tootsie rolls in biden's pants. the op-ed argues that even though california republicans paint newsome as the very worst he's got money and support. he's a proven vote getter and has the democrat machine behind him might the democrats leap frog him into the oval office before 2024. it would be political malpractice for them not to consider the option end quote. so newsome has a formidable democratic machine behind him while the only machine joe has behind him is a defibrillator. that's hard to say. >> harris: okay. >> greg: of course it would mean

stabbing kamala harris in the back. that would make an impressive double play for joe. first he wouldn't let kamala ride the bus, now he's throwing her under it. >> wow. >> greg: thank you. i didn't write that. wish i did. what say you, joe? >> no, no, no, no. i would never pick that newsome guy. but i've got to get rid of laughy kathy, that's for sure. as a matter of fact i was just about to do a zoom call, interview potential vp picks. adam, you there? >> hello, mr. president. >> so what do you say adam? ared to be vp? >> absolutely. i'd hit the ground running on day one. start your impeachment. >> no, no, no. you got the wrong guy. i'm not trump. >> well, i used to think it was about him but now i realize i just like impeaching things. i'm getting ready to impeach this bottle of desani.

watch. impeached. all right, i've got to go. >> impeachment is delicious. >> greg: wow. jim we had a little cameo though for adam schiff, i didn't see that coming. what do you think of this weird theory of newsome coming in and pushing kamala out? >> jim: well for the party of diversity how are you going to replace an african-american woman with a white male and sell that. >> greg: true. is she african-american or jamaican? >> jim: well, whatever she runs on. she ran as asian as attorney general and then she was african-american as vice-president. i don't know how you're going to pull that off. >> greg: that's right because gavin is -- but then gavin could in this climate identify as something else.

maybe he's non-binary. you know what? i would do that if that gave me an edge, i would be non-binary so fast >> kat: i've been thinking about it. >> greg: i'm thinking about becoming a non-binary woodland creature, like a nymph. >> harris: is that a departure from where you are now? [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: i walked into it, i'll take it. >> jim: they could sell this. this could work. they could tell biden, hey, we built a time machine and gavin, you know, your joe, you're gavin from 1982 and he'll buy it. it might work. . >> greg: that's a great idea. that's serious young joe. >> tyrus: that would be great if he went back in time like he could go all the way back and he could maybe like run into george washington and ask him, hey, mr. president like how am i doing?

you're doing great gas is fine people are fine inflation's good and it's great and then just travel back in time a little further and then be like thomas jefferson, thomas jefferson, how am i doing as president? you're doing great joe, could keep it up people love you. then he goes further and meets abe lincoln, hey how am i doing as president? >> i don't know. try going to a play. >> harris: wow. >> that's funny. >> harris: it took me a while to actually get that. that's sad for me. >> greg: thank god we don't have time machines. i don't want people acting on that joke. that was a joke about people -- anyway. what becomes of kamala harris and could kat and kamala hang out together as girls. wouldn't be fun to pal around go

roller skating ice-skating, a pottery class >> kat: i've been wanting to go to a pottery class. i need a hobby. >> greg: you do need a hobby >> kat: yeah. i would be willing to do it but i don't think she'd like me very much. >> greg: i don't know. i think you guys would get along. what do you make of this theory? >> he says biden could ask harris to resign. and my issue with that is i think that by could, he means could? i don't think biden could. i think he would be too afraid. he keeps thinking she's the president. >> harris: it is confusing >> kat: that's not a mistake he made once he made it so many times which means he has trouble not thinking she is. >> tyrus: you don't go up to the pretend president and ask them to resign. everyone knows that >> kat: right. and even if he had the guts to do it but one his strengths is not using the right words in the right order so he might

accidentally have himself resign and make her the president. >> greg:. >> greg: dangerous harris. >> tyrus: this all makes sense, dumb idea. it's a stupid idea. they just had a great midterm. they're going to make changes? okay. >> greg: it was click bait. it was pure click bait. >> harris: have you noticed though he likes to choose people, since border's not his thing, who actually live in a state with a wall. california. >> greg: true iment so i could sort of see it? can we just call her kamala, though? because i really want my name back. >> greg: if you ever went non-binary, harris faulkner harris. that sounds like a law firm. at harris faulkner and harris, do you have meothelomia.

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>> greg: welcome back. jeopardy gets in trouble for making murder a daily double. yeah. this game show gets a grilling over a clue that used a real killing. jeopardy fans were stunned by a sunday night episode when a question about alligators used murderer brian laundrie as a clue. laundry was the creep who killed his girlfriend gabby ba tito last year in grand titan national park and then went on the lamb killing himself in a florida swamp. enough back story, roll the tape sill vi 0. >> in 2021 fugitive brian laundrie ended his days in florida's creek area home to these long and toothy critters. joel. >> what are alligators?

>> harris: wow. >> greg: that is like the most bizarre question ever. viewers are calling the inclusion of laundry tasteless and unnecessary. even alligators complained saying on twitter, what did we do to deserve this other than eat people? but i have to admit personally it does make jeopardy more fun. like here's one i came up with. jeffrey dahmer was a serial killer who ate his victims much like this type of python found in africa. i could do that all day. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: you see it works. evil jeopardy. evil jeopardy. but in true jeopardy fashion we're left with more questions than answers. like why tie a question about gators to a recent grizzly murder? they could have just said this giant swamp lizard lives in

florida but i guess too many people would have said charlie crist. kat, do you think the writers were told to spice up their questions because maybe they felt the show was losing a bit after lacks trebek passed away so they wanted to make it shocking and edgy >> kat: jeopardy's never going to be edgy i don't think that's what you're looking for when you're watching it. i love brian laundrie's attorney came out and said you guys are right this is gross we demand an apology. i don't think people were mad on behalf of your murderer boy but i do want to be on celebrity jeopardy now >> greg: why? >> kat: because the answers are things like what's an alligator. i know what an alligator is. not to brag. >> greg:. >> greg: that's not how jeopardy works >> kat: apparently it is now. >> greg: no, the question is the answer >> kat: i just said a correct way.

you're not good at listening. >> greg: all right. >> tyrus: you just figured that out after six years? >> kat: no i knew. >> greg: no, i listen to you guys right now. >> tyrus: what did i just say. >> greg: you said i'm not a good listener >> kat: you got that using context clues. >> harris: the kids are fighting. >> greg: i love these questions. ted bundy murdered nurses in the early 70s which raises the question, what is the most common blood type. >> tyrus: okay. the answer to all your little questions, what is rock python, type a. >> greg: that's right. it is a rock python. >> tyrus: thank you. yeah, thank you. >> harris: i don't know. i don't find this funny or helpful. i'm thinking of gabby petito's family. >> greg: way to bring us down. >> harris: and of those victims. >> greg: that's why we're doing the story harris we don't like it either but we're trying to show the absurdity of it. >> harris: i'm thinking of jeffrey dahmer and the whole series they just did not of him

but their victims and their families. and i cover these stories. so i mean i'm not going to laugh. >> greg: oh. well, you know what? you're going to have to leave. >> harris: no, i'm not leaving. >> greg: i'm joking harris. >> harris: i'm going to make you read some of that book and find some faith. >> greg: i'm reading -- tomorrow i'm flying and i will i'm going to bring it on the flight. i don't think it's comforting to the other passengers when you have a book on prayer. you're reading the book. she wrote her own prayers. >> harris: it's all about miracles. >> greg: read them out loud while we're going down. jim do you think this was a stunt to get press. >> jim: how was this even a story. like four people on twitter were offended and they made a whole story about this, they went on the twitter feed and saw four people and said look at these people outrained. >> greg: don't you this i it's a fun story. >> jim: it is and people will always be offended. i went to my girlfriend's work halloween party which you're not going to like because i dressed

up like jeffrey dahmer. >> harris: you guys are like besties. >> jim: everyone's going to be offended and no one's going to talk to you and i was like good that's why i'm doing it, i don't want anyone to talk to me. i'll be at the bar by myself drinking and no one's going to talk to me. and no one did it was great. >> harris: no they're terrified. >> greg: you know what's great i love how you said for halloween you dressed up as jeffrey dahmer which is essentially just that and ketchup. >> jim: and glasses. >> greg: oh my god that's one of my favorite stories of all time. >> tyrus: i see faulkner's point but here's where we run into problems whenever there's a mass murder on this show to never say their name. and we always seem to eventually, the murderer, like you're talking about on the five today, you rather have been the murderer so you could live longer. >> harris: wow. that's classy. . >> tyrus: the perpetrator always

is remembered. >> harris: it's so true. >> tyrus: they never make the question about the victim because we still have this problem in this country where being a martyr for doing bad things and then unfortunately some idiot will sit at home and be like, i'll be a jeopardy question? i'll be a netflix series? >> harris: i'll be greg' friend. >> tyrus: that's the problem. you can't be mad at jeopardy because it's the entire media system that's how it works. >> harris: it's true we talk about it all the time. unless there's a man hunt why are we naming them. >> greg: that's a great bar. >> tyrus: what? >> greg: we have to go. coming up in qatar you might screw the pooch if you publicly smooch. could make it hard for her. my skin was so itchy. and my outfit was uncomfortable. now, my skin's not as itchy. now we're staying ahead of her eczema. there's a power inside all of us, to live our passion. and dupixent works on the inside, to help heal your skin from within.

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>> greg: is qatar a kill joy for nixing your section joy and will your freedom be taken if you pack your porn inside bacon? that's the whole story. the 2022 world cup is said to start next week in qatar so fans are being alerted to the country's strict laws. the uk government web site warns

it's illegal to import, quote, drugs, alcohol, pornography, pork products, religious books and material otherwise known as the harris faulkner gift box. [laughter]. >> harris: i knew it was coming. there's no escaping you. >> greg: swearing and making rude gestures could get you jailed or deported. i against ainsley's not going. also short shorts or anything that shows your shoulders or gay pride or any intimacy like kissing. the men's team plans to protest by having a logo inside its media team and facility. will show them. that's more toothless than hunter biden. finally a men's locker room where it's okay to stare.

coach greg said we recognize that qatar has made strides and there's been a ton of progress but there's some work still to do. yeah, i love how arresting people for kissing is some work to do. because issuing real criticism means you won't get to play soccer. but, hey, it could be worse. in accordance with islamic law they could chop your hand off for stealing. no wonder they love soccer so much. tyrus that was pretty good. >> tyrus: that was pretty good. >> greg: because you can't use your hands. >> tyrus: because you can only use your feet. except for the part where you're out of bounds and you can throw it in. >> greg: oh, dam it. you hate when you et it my jokes. >> tyrus: just trying to help kid. trying to help. [laughter]. >> tyrus: why is it that us americans are so ignorant that we have to learn the hard way when we go to other countries?

that's their rules, that's how they are. we're not going to change it. i wrestled in car take, it was strict rules, i had tattoos i had to cover up. i wasn't like i'm going to express myself because i don't like prison. so, yes, i get my own cell. yes, i am in charge of everybody. yes, i get a little extra food. but the dating, horrible. you know what i'm saying? so it just goes back to the whole thing, when we go to other countries, all of a sudden we start wanting to push all the rights we [bleep] back home and we saw that, we saw how it happened with russia and the wnba and stuff. they have rules in place for a reason. this is how they are. if you're not going to respect it in their house then don't go. >> greg: good point. >> tyrus: just don't go. >> greg: kat, we have to remind ourselves and our viewers that we are talking about soccer where sex is to and homo

sexuality and pork would only liven it up. true >> kat: yeah. okay, so i would not recommend breaking any of these laws but if you break one of them there are five words that could maybe keep you from going to jail. and these are, what? it's a back massager. [laughter] >> kat: oh. >> tyrus: oh. >> harris: love you have to lead the laughter. >> tyrus: we have to talk to harris after break. she still don't know. we have to talk to harris after the break. >> harris: time out. time out. >> tyrus: her little mind is like it's not an alligator. >> harris: oh. but i really love the human laugh track though because it made me look like i understood >> kat: i'll talk to you later. >> harris: thank you. >> greg: oh my goodness.

this is definitely outnumbered. >> harris: i'm outnumbered. >> greg: by the wrong things though. what do you make of this harris, anything? >> harris: yeah, i'm with tyrus on this one. i mean i do think when you go other places and you know what the rules are, the one way you get everybody's attention is not by breaking them, it's by winning. >> greg: there you go. huh? and i think this show proves that, jim. >> jim: i just don't know who's going to bring, you know, beer to another country. and you know, porn on what a dvd? and then a pound of bacon and a bible. you know, everyone's going to go i was going to bring that but now i'm not going. funny they were saying about dress code i just went to a miami heat game last saturday night in miami. the girls dressed there, it was like being at a strip club. unbelievable how they were dressed. i didn't even see the game i don't know who won. everywhere. and here you've got to wear

everything covered and all that stuff. >> greg: yeah. it's funny they should have airport stores that would sell everything that would get you arrested. after you go through security, oh, i think i'll get this pork. oh, classic playboy from the earlier years you are. >> jim: why would they put one of the biggest sporting events ever in the world in a place where you can have no fun. >> greg: do you that fifa, is that what it's called fifa said they didn't like going to qatar not because of that but because it was a small country. not that it was a scary country but that it was small. interesting. i knew that was a [bleep] stupid thing to say but -- ithe check they wrote was big. >> greg: yeah. >> harris: yes. he saved you >> greg: you know what? >> tyrus: i'm going to turn this towel in for a lifeguard blow the whistle and pull him out of the shallow end.

>> harris: oh [laughter] [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: laugh bombs. >> greg: laugh bombs. that sounds like a place that, jim, you perform at. >> kat: it's definitely in cincinnati >> jim: i'm going to be at laugh bombs in skokie and then back at club ha ha and i'm going to be at captain yoohoos club. >> greg: you forgot the house of comedy in detroit next weekend. you are going to be there right? >> jim: in a couple weeks. >> greg: up in ex a drug bust was big inside a wig.

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: a story in five words. women smuggle cocaine in hair. all right, harris, police found more than four pounds of coke in the hair extensionings of two women trying to smuggle it out of columbia. no one ever smuggles it in columbia am i right. >> harris: you okay? >> greg: yeah, i'm all right. shouldn't they get to keep it if they're that creative? >> harris: no. >> greg: no? >> harris: i don't think so. are you looking at this video? this is really kind of

disgusting though how did they get it in there? and i come in the building every day with curlers now i'm going to get checked. >> greg: curlers, great tip from harris for drug smuggler. >> harris: look at the video. no. >> greg: kat, all three of us are flying to florida tomorrow. have you packed everything? >> harris: means the hair >> kat: that was so good greg. no this was dumb these people are so new to the we have game because when i go to the airport from work and i have my extensions in they pat them in. and i'm not even believe it or not a drug mule. >> greg: i kind of thought you were i hoped you would be sometimes for me but jim do you ever hide drugs the your hair? >> jim: no, i haven't but you know who would be great working customs for this? joe biden. he loves smelling hair.

>> harris: whoa. wow >> [laughter] [cheers and applause]. >> jim: they didn't do it the old school way in the rick tim where they usually put it. which is kind of weird you're jonesing for a line and then you have to wait for the person to go to the bathroom. >> greg: it is a bummer that's why i stopped putting it there. one of the reasons tyrus. last word to you. >> tyrus: oh, boy, thanks. i think the shocking thing is that those small women each had two kilos of cocaine braided in their hair. i mean, that's just unbelievable. i mean, there's so much cocaine, there is no h hair. look at that they're using strands of hair to tie it down >> kat: they were probably walking through like this. >> tyrus: i feel like they were new because those are the same balloons that you use the old school way, and they misread the

instructions. >> harris: oh, no. >> tyrus: and they said get it up this real good two kilos they thought up in our hair? yeah, that sounds right. >> greg: and on that note. >> harris: wow. faith still moves mountains. >> greg: it really does. >> harris: it's out today. >> tyrus: but will it move drugs. >> harris: it won't. >> greg:. >> jim: they were going to madrid spain too so anybody going there this weekend there will be no party. there is no coke. she got that one doesn't she. >> harris: got it. >> greg: don't go away. this is a great show. so fun. ♪

all right, tomorrow we'll be in florida for the rest of the week for the fox nation patriots award. i am not getting any awp aawards and i am the pa have some great guests including tucker carlson and john rich,

judge janine. [ applause ] >> bruce willis-steen. kevin coscos costner. [ laughter ] >> and thanks to harris faulkner. and our studio audience. trace gallagher is next. i love you, america! thank you, greg. good evening everyone, welcome to america's late news. "fox news at night," i am trace gallagher in los angeles. and breaking tonight just one week after the midterms, the 2024 races is under way. former president trump is back in. not all republicans are happy, in fact, one of mr. trump's gop rivals is already making his