talking to us. put my name on the list for the mars trip. i'm down. put me down. >> i will go with you. it >> charles: that's it for today, folks, you can catch me tomorrow at fox business at 2:00 p.m. eastern on "making money" a pretty wild week for the markets. well, really, really wild week for crypto, that's big news and in the meantime, "the five" starts now. ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: hello, everyone, i am judge jeanine pirro along with harold ford jr., jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld, it's 5:00, and we are not in new york city! and we are not in new york city! it's 5:00 and we are in florida! and this is "the five." [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

well, what a contrast. we are alive from hollywood, florida, for the fourth annual patriot awards. the sun is shining bright and you can taste a little extra freedom in the air. and it looks like jesse has already hit up the beach. [laughter] all right. and we have quite the crowd here. all of our devoted fox fans wanted in on the fun! and it is really, really nice to see your faces when you're sitting next to each other instead of being 6 feet apart. which you never were in florida. florida led the charge against all of those draconian covid lockdowns, and boy, are we happy about that. and it's also a relief, folks, to be out of crime-ridden new york city.

no fears of getting pushed in front of subway tracks here, and it is great to be in the state that cares about law and order. it is nice to be in a place where conservative isn't a bad word, because they take free speech seriously here. so what better place to host the fourth annual patriot awards, which pays tribute to the heroes and honors their incredible sacrifices. all right, so here we go. jesse, were you at the beach today? >> jesse: no, i wasn't. i checked into the hotel and the staff said, wow, i'm so glad everything went smoothly. and i say what you mean? they said when gutfeld checked in, they did not have a room ready for him. [laughter] and i said, what happened? and the guy says, it wasn't pretty. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: greg, do you want to talk about it, confess. a >> greg: first i have to apologize for delta, because i always give them crap, it was a

pretty good flight and we had in-flight entertainment, a fight between two men. i figured out why there is so many flights on planes, nobody conceded the last word. so the guy said could watch out for my bag, and the guy says i'm respecting the space of your bag. to the guy goes, okay, yeah, other people that bump into it. and he said i am respecting the space of your bag. this went on for about 5 minutes. back and forth, back-and-forth, and on the flight attendant had to in and take aside, that's when i got ugly. she took the side of the guy putting the thing up and reprimanded the other guy. and then she stabbed him. i know. [laughter] anyway, so let's address the elephant in the room coming you just talked about how great it is to come to florida, how many people are staying at this hotel right now? [cheers and applause] how many of you don't have any bottled water in your room? that's idiotic. so get this, i have been given a

room that has no water, and they tell you, we are not cleaning your room every day. it's only going to be once a week, and it's going to be on friday. i leave saturday morning. all right, so i'm thinking that would make sense if perhaps they lowered the price of the room. if they are going to take away the services, you know, they should at least do something about it. so my point is, you know, you can no longer use covid to exploit these rules. it's over, go back, put bottled water in the rooms, put the towels in. and have -- have my room ready when you said it would. i have let mack have two chose to do and had to sit there for an hour. kat did not ever rooms, why, we are not special because we have a late night show? you brought it up. it's been on what time did you tell them you were bringing it

in? i did not bring it up. >> jesse: i brought it up. >> judge jeanine: i come in, my room is ready and everybody is nice, there is water in my room, i am in there taking care of us. >> greg: maybe you have a better room with water. >> judge jeanine: did you come into early? >> greg: no. >> judge jeanine: yes, how's your day going so far? >> harold: it has been good, as i listen to you guys, i have had a great day. [laughter] eyed toilet paper, water, all kinds of things. it's good to be in florida, the judge said it well in her opening. [cheers and applause] it's even better to be here for why we are here, and celebrating men and women whose selfless acts strengthen the the country, strengthen our standing and project good around the world about us is what this show is all about and i'm happy to be here and be a part of it. >> judge jeanine: we are happy to have you here. a dana, last word. >> dana: one of the great

things about the award show as it's unlike anything you have ever seen. and i was trying to describe it to my husband and he went to school in england, so they did not have a good citizenship award in elementary school, did you guys have that? yes, so this is like the good citizenship award adult version. and don't get crazy. >> greg: i could do that. >> dana: don't get crazy, greg. but i remember going to the kennedy center honors and you have people that are really very deserving, but are often elites and really wealthy, and what this event does is it brings so much attention to amazing americans all across the country that have done incredible things and is very inspiring to just keep that going, because once you have somebody who is getting an award or somebody who is doing something nice for somebody else, that actually keeps going. and i think that florida is a very good example of that. you just went through a really tough hurricane. obviously good leadership in your governor, but there is also a lot of volunteerism of that happened. >> judge jeanine: you are a

free state. there is something that i want you to listen to, the whoopi goldberg just said, take a listen. >> for fortunately whoopi goldberg is out with covid, so rest up and get back here, miss when you feel better. it is coming back, another friend of mine got it too, we have to be careful again. >> is interesting, because a lot of people aren't getting the new booster new booster. it's because everybody eligible? clap if you had your third booster. [applause] very good, smart. >> it is worth it. >> judge jeanine: so here we have that totalitarian instinct again, and i have a feeling that florida is going to be the state that will be free again and they will not lock it down. god bless florida. do you want to add anything before we leave, jesse? >> jesse: that's fine, i was going to say that greg needs to visit the spa, it's very nice

here. i want to bring up the spa. i had been to the spa. >> greg: you will love the story, reservations at the spa, they go, we don't have your reservation. i go back to my office, and they go, thank you for coming to the spa. and they filmed me. i want to make a point, because he did not ask me about "fox nation." i don't know why. >> judge jeanine: because we only have a second. >> greg: it's really interesting it is in hollywood, because it reminds you they are two hollywood's, and this is basically the oscars for the rest of us. let them have hollywood. [applause] >> judge jeanine: that is so great! >> greg: [laughs] >> judge jeanine: anything else you want to say? >> greg: i just love that jesse brought up both of those things. >> jesse: i also paid for something i didn't want to, i was hungry and i asked my assistant johnny to order me a banana, and the woman came up to

the room and knocked and brought in a banana and it was sliced up like this in a bowl, and then she handed me the bill and it was $22. $22, do we have the picture of the $22 banana good >> dana: was it good? >> jesse: it was delicious but not $22. inflation nation is here. >> harold: maybe this is hollywood too. >> judge jeanine: up next the conflict between ukraine and russia spilling until poland after a missile killed two people. so what is joe biden's plan to prevent world war iii? ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

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system. president biting addressing the issue after it happened. >> there is glenn mary information to contest that i don't want to say that until we completely investigate. and it's unlikely in the minds of the trajectory that it was fired from russia. >> jesse: lucky to avoid armageddon, but that's not stopping joe biden from asking congress for another $37 billion to keep warren ukraine, and top military officers expecting the u.s. support to continue. >> russia could put an end to it right now, but they won't. and we, the united states, under the direction of the president and the secretary of defense will continue to support ukraine for as long as it takes to keep them free, sovereign, independent with their territory intact. >> jesse: dana perino, are we getting closer to world war iii?

>> dana: no, hopefully. i think that there are a couple of things could cooler heads prevailed, that's always good. and it's not really in russia's best interest right now to attack a nato country, and i also think of russia were actually going to make a decision to attack a nato country, it would not be too unfortunately killed two farmers in poland. i think that that would be a whole different thing. and the administration, $3.7 million and they want to get it done and the lame duck it, and i understand why they do, because things will change in january when you have a new congress, but the one thing president biden does not do enough in my opinion is explained to the united states why is it and our interest to do this. and if you make the case, then the american people are generous, we care about freedom and our national security and take care of things at home, but you have to explain that come you can't just trying to pass these bills without more of an explanation. >> jesse: greg gutfeld.

>> dana: thank you. >> jesse: greg gutfeld has a lot of plans for the lame duck. are you planning on spending that much money on ukraine? >> greg: here is the thing. i don't trust anything coming out of russia. i don't trust anything out of the ukraine. i don't trust anything coming out of the united states. sorry. we have been lied to about covid. we have been lied to about afghanistan. we have been lied to about a rack. what else have we been lied to? >> jesse: were lied to about your room. it >> greg: i was lied to about my room! but it is interesting that we have not really cover the story in months. and it's like we got used to it, 200,000 people dead, 100 troops -- 100,000 on each side may be more, and it's just background noise and it's kind of sad, because there is a war going on, but there is a war of persuasion and war of propaganda, and when that general says for as long as it takes, what does that mean?

what does that mean? it means it is no skin off our necks. we don't notice it. so it could go on forever. and you are seeing one of the most beautiful countries in the world get destroyed. so it's a sad story. >> jesse: judge jeanine, do you trust joe biden as the commander-in-chief to guide us? spilling don't finish the question, you know it's no already. here's the thing, i agree with greg. i don't -- this is one time where i hope that they are lying. if it did come from russia okay, i want them to tell me that it didn't, because i don't want to trigger world war iii, so hopefully they are lying about that if it did end up coming from russia. plus $37 billion. you add that to $19.3 billion, what are we buying? where's the money going? i don't like it when i hear sam bank men's name connected to

ukraine. there's too much cash over there. and if we want to send weapons, send weapons. don't send cash. i don't like it. it stinks to high hell. [cheers and applause] >> jesse: your guide joe biden. hey, harold, how are you doing. is he navigating this thing properly? >> harold: i liked the night we had last week, did you? >> judge jeanine: tuesday night. >> jesse: when we took the house? you like that night. yorty had the senate. and you bought it with funny money. >> harold: i covered the spread. and i trade between russia and vladimir putin, they are great people with great history. vladimir putin has sabotaged the way that he is going about this invasion into ukraine, if we did not act in some way, if we did

not challenge it in some way, history would show that we perhaps approve it. furthermore in my mind, i don't think that putin would've stopped in ukraine. he has given a series of speeches over the last three or four years where he has long for the ussr as our policy and thinkers help break up many men and women, some whose parents, some kids may be celebrating this evening or tomorrow evening whose parents and grandparents fought to win the cold war. this is not about european security, but their security is tied to ours. if we get to 37, it will be 56 billion, not an american soldier having an opportunity to see all of that great american technology and weaponry at work and have done on-the-job training with ukrainian soldiers to defend themselves. putin underestimated one thing. one incredibly important thing, first he did not realize that the ukrainian people wanted to dictate their future and on their land, now is 20% of their land occupied. if this 37 billion helps ukraine

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>> dana: welcome back to hollywood, florida, the out-of-control prices at the southern border is leading people to take drastic measures, family is living near the border in yuma, arizona, forced to hire armed private security guards because of an arm surge that has been fearing for their safety. in some cases the illegal immigrants have been walking right onto their property and even into their homes. and the flood of migrants it said to get worse, and allowed the u.s. to immediately report -- deport migrants to border democrats saying that his party needs to wise up fast on the issue. >> is though border open, definitely, absolutely, it is open. and policy has to change. and if you don't change the policies, you won't make a difference at the border. and have always been very strong on border security.

>> dana: greg abbott sending another bus, to democrat led philadelphia, the cities liberal district telling him his move could be a crime and blasted it as irresponsible, late disregard for human lives which is why i want to go to you first, judge. if an actual crime, and it was illegal, would've been stopped before because these migrant buses have been coming? >> judge jeanine: the local d.a. who is a progressive and a soros guy. if he thinks they are sending the state crime which only the d.a. has jurisdiction, joe biden letting them in as a federal crime from their country to the united states. okay, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. now there is a second thing, the district judge who decided in washington that he would cancel 42 which allows us to send them right back right away, i don't know why we say that, because 3 million of them are marching in. i don't know who we are sending

back, harold will tell you. in the end -- >> harold: my friend. >> judge jeanine: yes, my friend harold, they are coming in a people are hiring security for themselves is a very dangerous situation. and we have people who are not able to protect themselves, and in any segment of 3 million people coming into the united states, i would want to know who is a criminal, who is a, who was a drunk, who beats his wife? who is an identity thief, who is a rapist and on and on. and let's not kid ourselves, this is an invasion led by general sullivan who is the judge in d.c. and refused to allow bill barr to drop the charges against michael flynn. okay, he is very much a leftist judge. >> greg: dana, you guys are missing the point, when he said

it was against the law or a criminal descendant to bus lists illegal immigrants, he was talking about busting them to philly, which is -- >> dana: have you seen what is happening? >> greg: it is cruel and unusual punishment to send anybody to philadelphia, as much as it can't stand illegal immigration, no one deserves that. i would not even send harold to philly. >> harold: i went to college in philly. >> judge jeanine: he went to penn. >> harold: i'm saying geraldo because i went to penn. >> judge jeanine: he is an ivy league or. >> greg: which school? >> judge jeanine: penn. >> greg: that is not an ivy league school. >> jesse: where did you go again, greg? >> greg: berkeley. but these buses shook the box of immigration, immigration has

been doing the same thing year after year, and if you like cheap labor, then you're sharing the wealth. and you should be going, please come here, i'm missing swear city, if you don't like it, you are going, this is great because we are sharing the burden. so that's what they have to continue doing, they have to triple it and exponentially just do it because then you will get everybody, every state becomes a border state, and that's when action takes place. >> dana: don't you here in florida feel like you are a border state? illegal immigration problem as well, and would you like to answer as to who we are sending back? >> harold: you know, i have been a proponent in fairness, and the four of you, i've been a proponent and criticized by my own party because i think we should build a wall. i think -- but at the same time, we have to make this uncomfortable for everyone, there are republicans who don't believe that we should invest in a smart way imparts,

we spend trillions of dollars and have as a nation to stabilize and try to bring peace to areas of the world and eat it but in our own backyard we spend pennies and we wonder why we have this, i'm not saying our dollars can solve the problems, but we need to be more thoughtful and coordinated and how we do it. we have to perform this asylum process. greg talked about this eloquently and has for a while about we need workers in this country. and we need not only american workers, but workers from outside the country and there has to be a process to help do this. >> greg: somebody needs to chop jesse's. >> jesse: that does not sound very nice. >> dana: and if you did not see the a block it, has context. >> harold: i have to finish my context, i am done. >> dana: jesse, do you think the people of yuma, arizona, who are now hiring private security to protect their homes from illegal immigrants should get

damages from the federal government? or get reimbursed? >> jesse: they should, but they won't, and that's a question for the lawyer, but harold, if you are going to send money to the migrants down south in the western hemisphere, they are just stealing. you are never going to get a return on that investment and the american people just want to be treated equally. they want to be treated with respect. if you can break into the capitol on january 6th, they will throw you into solitary confinement. but if you break into someone's house on the border, joe biden will throw you a party, give you free bus tickets and will give you cash, he will give you a free phone. he will do your laundry. no one does my laundry. i have to go put the little fabric software in there and fold. i hate doing my own laundry. >> greg: it's $24. >> jesse: it costs a lot of money, and you hit paul pelosi and the head with a hammer, that guy is an illegal alien, he is not getting bailed out. he is not getting bailed out, but if anybody else gets hurt by an illegal, they are gone and they skip the hearing.

or like you can trust pass in the summer on the border, but if you trespassed into martha's vineyard, no, no, they will kick you right at. there is pregnant mothers in these border towns that drive to the hospital and deliver the baby in the maternity ward is full with illegal aliens delivering babies and then i have to put them back in the car and drive to a different hospital. what if she starts delivering the baby and you are driving through the desert to the hospital, do you think that i could deliver a baby in the desert? now. i did not go to lamaze class, and those things are slippery, i will drop it. [laughter] >> dana: that one got me, i had come elon musk with a worn or shot to twitter employees who don't want to work hard, get on board or get out. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> harold: we are on the road in florida and employees across the country noticing a troubling trend all along the workforce, they are not working as hard, productivity this year has plunged by the sharpest rate on record going back to 1947, but the world's richest man is not having it coming elon musk warning twitter employees either commit to an extremely hard core work ethic and put in long hours at high intensity, or pack up your things. staffers allegedly had until tomorrow at 5:00 p.m. to agree to the new rules. now, dana, he spent $44 billion to buy this company, so he has the right to do and say things and do things, but is this the right way to get the productivity you want out of your workforce? was there a better way? >> dana: i don't know if there

is a right or wrong, and he has an elon musk way and he can do it the way he wants. i mean, this is how he runs his other companies as well, he was working on friday after thanksgiving, the day after thanksgiving and i was like where is everybody? i am in the office, where is everybody else? and a different company then i can't remember spacex or tesla, and one thing i really don't like, i don't -- work is work, it's not supposed to be fun, so a lot of people do complain about work, but the people that complain all the time because they hate their job him after a while you get tired of hearing it and it's like okay, leave. and these are talented people from twitter and i'm sure they can find another job he is offering three months severance pay, and a lot of people across america are going to end up losing their jobs in the upcoming year because of likely having a recession, and are probably not going to get three months severance, so twitter employees can stop crying. [applause]

>> harold: greg, do you lay out a vision? he laid out a vision, give him a roundabout pause for the success of "gutfeld!"! [cheers and applause] >> greg: don't fall for this, this is what harold does. >> harold: them because i want to make sure that my seat on the plane is secured, give everybody at "prime time" and applause as well. >> dana: gets no respect. >> harold: coming you last. but inspiring your workers this way, because he is a greatest visionary of my lifetime, jobs first, second, and gates is third, what do you think he can do? >> greg: he is visionary and his vision is very transparent the way that he runs a company right now so transparent, he is on twitter, just basically earnestly asking questions when somebody criticizes him and goes, yeah, well what can i do better? and they say something and he

goes, well, you're fired. isn't it weird how all of the antipathy towards trump shifted towards elon musk and what do they both have in common? they fire people. and the other thing that i like about elon musk a lot is that i am a jerk, he is a jerk and what a jerk does, a jerk can be very effective, a good affective boss or any worker sprints and dares everybody else to keep up with them. to that is all he is doing. when you have a job and you're starting a business, you get up in the morning and you work harder than everybody else and you get -- your team to run as fast as you, and if they complain about it, they go. [cheers and applause] [laughs] >> harold: your honor. >> judge jeanine: if you don't love your job, and if you are not waking up in the morning

saying i love what i do, then you are in the wrong job, and i think elon musk has it right. he is showing people that he gets there in the morning, he stays there at night, he is now cleaning house. he is giving people respect, he is saying if you don't want to work for me, it's okay, i will give you the three months severance, you go your way, i will go my way. and by the way, i am checking all of the internal chats, all of you dirtbags who said bad things about me, you are gone, and the rest of you who have emailed each other, you're going too if you don't like me, but what i want more than anything is loyalty. and you cannot be a successful boss and run a successful company without loyalty, and if you are the first one there and the last one at night as a boss, you got a problem with your staff. [applause] >> harold: building a team if you think about building a team at prime time, do you

incorporate some of the things or relate to some that he is saying? >> jesse: yes, i run "prime time" like elon musk runs twitter. i tried to smoke out all of the haters and i had johnny -- >> greg: nobody left. >> jesse: had him scour the internet for all of the producers and said i would fire them, turns out they had all bad mouth to me, so it cannot fire anybody, but when i started at fox, we did not have any perks. we had wendy's, that was the only perk we had. the problem now is this company is like twitter, there are too many perks. you go in and you look at some of these office spaces in the foot baths, they have wine lockers, they have yoga rooms. >> dana: laundry service. >> jesse: laundry services, dana! >> greg: chopped bananas! >> jesse: you are very fascinated by my banana, greg. >> greg: it has appeal.

>> jesse: there are too many perks and you have to make them sign a blood oath for you. what's so funny? that's what i did at prime time. i said if you are not going to be hard-core, hit the door. that's why they are always so loud, they are screaming. >> jesse: he has a very loud staff. >> harold: are you done? >> jesse: stop talking about my staff! >> harold: taylor swift has a heart, and has aoc going ballistic after the ticketmaster tickets on sale for her upcoming tour crashed. usable musical ♪ ♪ now you can enjoy the best eggs in so many delicious ways. eggland's best. the farm-fresh taste you love. plus, superior nutrition. only eggland's best. ♪

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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back, time for "the fastest" first up, taylor swift, my ex, declaring war on ticketmaster after demand for her upcoming concert because the website to crash or freeze during purchased allowing scalpers tow grand 22 grand per ticket. 22 grand is a lot even for jesse. aoc calling for swift justice,

tweeting "taylor reminded the ticketmaster is a monopoly, the merger should have never been approved and they need to rein it in. break them up." i don't know who decide with, you know that to me and taylor dated for quite some time and she rode a lot of songs about me. but i kind of think that aoc might have a point here, because they charge outrageous fees on tickets, and it is like our way beyond the world of the middleman? do we need a middleman anymore? >> dana: are you the jerk that she writes about? >> greg: i'm the jerk. >> dana: it is all very, very clear. >> greg: there are aliases, but it is me. it >> dana: have to write an episode so it maxon for this episode. people are very upset. anyone trying to get tickets? she will not be offended, obviously there are enough people that want to go. and you are having to wait in line with 2,000 people ahead of you and their moms and dads that are trying to promise, the world is run by teenage girls.

so the moms and dads are trying to make teenage girls happy and i think -- i don't think taylor swift is going to be happy about it, i don't know enough about the antitrust issue whether they should be broken up, is that going to help? i don't know. before i have not bought a ticket in so long. >> dana: you get them for free. >> greg: yes. >> judge jeanine: do you get them for free question marks before i don't go anywhere. i stay at home. do you remember when you buy a ticket there is this outrageous charge, what is that for? spew on the middleman, that's who we are talking about. the only way you get tickets now through the middleman. before they go on sale i called the middleman, because i know that he will get them for me. no, it's not fair. but you know, if aoc wants to actually do something about it, she probably could. >> greg: she complains a lot about everything, harold. i wish he cared this much about jobs. as she did about her little precious tickets to see taylor what's her face.

>> harold: i thought you guys dated. >> greg: i forgot it. you to move on. i'm a rambling man, a lot of bananas in my life. >> harold: the market is what it is, her popularity and talent is why people want to see her. i don't know, i don't know enough to remember the merger, but markets work. meaning if there is another and better way and more efficient way for people to buy tickets, something should come up with the idea, maybe elon musk should go in that space. i monopolize that as well. but the real reason taylor swift cannot sing if she did not have creativity and was not so inspired with her relationship for greg, no one will want to buy the tickets. >> judge jeanine: you should get a piece of that. >> greg: you were with and she wrote "jagged little pill." >> jesse: had told you that in confidence in the green room. we should be breaking up big tech instead of big ticket first of all, and we are forgetting how important scalping is. let's think about the scalpers,

i had johnny go out and scalp tickets to this event, and he made us hundreds and hundreds of dollars. so come on. talk about the little guy, forget the middleman. >> dana: is this why i have the call from hr. hold my hand. >> greg: i don't know where i sit with us. you are right, there is a competitive nature, but at the same time, where's that money going? why do they deserve the money? why can't you just do a website for your own event? which is what louis c.k. does. get the money yourself, you can pay less. >> judge jeanine: maybe she is busy singing and writing. web to get involved? >> greg: no, no, she spends time writing letters to me. taylor, stop. i have moved on. you move on and i want my sweatshirt back. "one more thing" is up next from hollywood, florida. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ insurance,

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>> greg: music is so funny. >> judge jeanine: time now for "one more thing." dana? [cheers and applause] >> dana: isn't it wonderful to be with all of you? if you would all join me in just taking a moment to pay tribute to a long time fox news employee he suddenly passed away at the age of 75. jamie avery. fox overnight team. he was still working long past the age of retirement because he loved this job. working remotely and wasn't able to return to the office. he is a dedicated employee and he will be missed very dearly. survived by loving wife lisa and several nieces and nephew. give a hand for jamie avery. [applause] and i just have one other thing i want to tell you about. in waukesha, wisconsin, 3 adults and 53 dogs survived a crash landing after the jet had a significant fuel spill. everyone survived and there is

non life-threatening injuries to a few. the dogs were not harmed and all up for adoption. visit the paws underscore instagram more information how to get these dogs safely to their final destination. let's help them out. [applause] >> judge jeanine: okay. all right, greg. >> greg: tonight we have a great show. do you know who is going to be on? judge jeanine. [applause] >> dana: yeah. >> greg: pete hegseth. tyrus and timpf. and it's time for greg's noncelebrity sightings. [laughter] take a look at this. we see the cast of "fox & friends" rolling up to the patriot awards. [laughter] the fat one is kilmeade. the cute one is ainsley. and the one that is clearly drugged up is steve doocy. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: so bad. is that it? >> greg: yes. >> jesse: our very own son of a dugged up steve doocy.

we have a lot of people think our job is cushy. you don't understand the kind of distractions that correspondents go through. the types of obstacles that we have to overcome. take a look at this guy broadcasting from the bush. sometimes things get in your way while you are trying to do a live hit. [laughter] and he continues on like nothing is going on. [laughter] nothing will stop him from delivering that live report. and nothing will stop us from delivering you the news tonight. >> judge jeanine: that's a great one. >> jesse: "jesse watters primetime" 7:00. chuck schumer pushes the great replacement theory. wait a second. you can't say that, chuck. tonight at 7:00. >> judge jeanine: all right. so a 38-year-old german man was shocked to find a check on the street. the check was h harobow to $4.7 million. what does he do? he contacts the company and he said i found this check for you.

and he sends it to them. do you know what they sent him? six bags of candy. [sighs] >> harold: frank rubio ventured outside of the inter national space station for first space walk. that's it for us. [cheers and applause] >> bret: all right, judge. yes. looks like you guys are having fun. sometimes on the handover i feel like that reporter with the elephant. but, anyway, have fun down there. >> judge jeanine: thank you. >> bret: all right, good evening. i'm bret baier, breaking tonight, promising to make america great and glorious again. former president donald trump is beginning his third run at the white house. the 45th president made the announcement last night at his florida compound in mar-a-lago. comes one week after many of the