his entire foundation and the fox nation we say thank you for put on an amazing show last night. it was so many people, if you didn't get to come, you can come next year. that's it for us tonight. thank you for watching. it is america now and forever. greg gutfeld takes it all from hep rhere. ♪ ♪ >> yeah! where are we? look at that. [ applause ] >> who would have thought, huh? who would have thought? happy friday! [ applause ] >> let's welcome tonight's

guests, his guitar has a couple for his beard. john rich! [ cheers & applause ] >> he could have been a tv star if he was not so damn lazy. host of one nation on saturday night at 8:00, brian kilmee. dave ruban. [ cheers & applause ] and finally the state of florida considers her an invasive species. fox news contributor, cat. >> thank you for coming, that's it for tonight. before we get to some news story, let's clean up the fridge, shall we? >> greg's left over. hmm. >> yeah, it is time once again for left overs. we didn't read

the jokes we used this week because they thought they may have sucked. this is the first time i am reading these so here w wrwp wwe go. who women arrest smuggling cocaine hid in their hair extensions. it is an stark warning for joe biden of the danger of sniffing woman's hair. [ laughter ] >> and a reminder to hunter biden to sniff woman's hair. yep yryeah. [ applause ] >> a new study in the new england journal of medicines claim that universal masking may be affecting in reducing racism. if that's true, joy reid should be wearing it six at a time. [ cheers & applause ]. >> this week, a 5.3 earthquake shook west texas. beto o'rourke was so alarmed, he started yelling in english.

[ laughter ] >> he looks so sad. scientists say male testosterone levels are at a 40-year low but higher thn ever among female swimmers. [ laughter ] [ cheers & applause ] >> yeah, all right. madonna, you know her, right? recently posted pictures of herself on social media drinking water out of a drd dop dodoggie bowl. yeah, t when asked why, she said she's tired of drinking out of the toitoi toilet. [ laughter ] >> it is as step up. according to new survey, 9% of americans removed their shoes and socks w wwhen they fly on a commercia aircraft. in other words, terrorism is alive and well. [ laughter ] >> it is disgusting. san francisco is officially launched

the guaranteed income program for members of its transgender community. the city also encouraged bisexuals to apply for twice the benefits. [ laughter ] >> oh, it took me a while but i get it. crypto scammer sam bankment freeze demise is being compared to enron. some experts say his scam is much worse considering he never invested in a single haircut. [ laughter ] >> jeffery dahmer's father revealed in an interview what he thinks may have led his son to becoming a serial killer. he says could be smoking considering all those butts behind his couch. what? [ laughter ] >> that's too far. wow! >> they are leftovers.

>> that's why we call them leftovers. oh my god! >> that's my favorite one. >> that's your favorite one? >> i am disgusted by you and everything. researchers found rats have similar rhythm to humans and music from lady gaga and queen, although rats hate lizzo because she never drops any food. >> oh, that's good. >> boy, each one is more offensive than the last one. [ laughter ] >> next year princeton university will offer courses in bdxm, sexuality and fetishism. students majoring in the class will study the works of ron jeremy, yeah, pretend that you don't know him. finally, two of my favorite words, and finalfinal finally -- [ laughter ]

>> ceo elon musk says he plans to find someone else to run twitter. i don't want to tell him how to run his company but i know someone who's looking for wop wrwork. [ applause ] >> that was a leftover and now as we finish our week in florida. i want to talk about the other biggest things we learned while being me. brian kilmee had a lower back tattoo. that's not true. [ applause ] >> look at that. >> although it is hena. >> that's amazing. >> the lights is uncanning. i had a post to that. >> well, you shaved. >> florida is showing the country how to enjoy life. there is low taxes and tons of fun things to do. i am not the only one wearing a thong. it is the opposite image of cynical new york. there is high taxes,

people assault others for fun and the only thongs you see are uused as uuse turnicates on the subway. something that dave rubin figured out. it sucks over there so they moved over here. dave looks amazing for a man in hhis 70s. 20 grand he drops ea week on stem cells. the only business booming in california is u-haul. we saw it is not just the way florida is run, it is the people, too. it is not just a place to retire anymore, it is a place to have a little hell and have fun. that stuff really works. they don't pay me to say that. but, they probably will. [ laughter ] >> all right, the best part about this week was our awesome fans. i want you to check out

this moment from wednesday's nightnight show. take a look. >> so the democrats are going to use donald trump and say it is mega-trump and no one thinks they want to vote. the amazing part and i want to say something about ivanka because i do know her. she's an incredible mother. she really is. as wealthy and successful they are, she's close to her kids. >> [ laughter ] >> i am under the assumption that they are together. >> they are now. by the way, it is funny but we have no idea where that finger been. >> well, you know -- >> it is florida. so you don't see that sort of thing on special report. no wonder brett bear hates me. i am not looking forward to getting out of here because i know once i leave, i am going to feel older, i should

have stayed at the villages. >> yeah, the sex was too good. [ laughter ] >> oh! all right. [ applause ] >> john rich, you're a tennessee guy, how do you feel about florida? any insights before i leave and you leave or perhaps we leave together privately? [ laughter ] >> like we always do? >> yes. >> well, you whine up in my house half of the time when we leave. florida speaks for itself, you see people coming in there everywhere for a reason. the patriot war and the floridians were alive and well. it was rocking, man. it was incredible. [ applause ] >> it is an incredible event. we gave the award away. it was a downer for me because i had not

been nominated for anything. nothing. i think i am the real hero, brian. >> though you love florida almost as much as florida hates you. >> really? >> this is from the gallup poll. it is called people who are repulsed by brian kilmee from tthe year 2002 and 2022. its g eight authors and there are some charts here. oh my goodness, they really hate you, brian. do you want fox to move us down here? [ cheers & applause ]. >> they want to move down here. number one is not all floridians that came out. people from around the country come out for a break and they may not leave. the problem is if everyone from new york did not leave, lee zeldin would have won. he got 40% of the votes when every one

of the other three people were republicans and no one knew who he was. that's how quick. all of you people defected, go back quick and have lee zeldin demand a recount and see what we can do. >> that's so true. it is an interesting thing. it is my insanity theory. the same people leave and the insane people stay so you only reelect the sane people. right, dave? is that why you left los angeles and come to florida? >> i live in miami and greg, when we do your show in new york, you have to drug the audience because they are so depressed from living in new york. watch this, make some noise for the free state of florida here. [ applause ] >> look at this! happy. happy people powered by florida's orange juice and freedom. >> ye>> yes, yes. [ cheers & ae ]. >> i like to give you the 2022 version of anita bryant.

>> you realize these people are happy and they just got hit by two hurricanes. >> amazing. did you see how fast they rebuilt the road? >> it is amazing. they built a bridge. >> it would take us five years in new york to come up with the plans or tax. >> we can't build a double tree. >> yes. >> that's sad. that's his contribution to this, cat. are you glad to see brian in miami. it is like you can't get away from him. >> excuse me -- i have extended my stay. >> anything? i just realized that i have been here since wednesday and i have not been outside yet. >> outside yet. i am looking forward to that. >> have you been to the casinos? >> no, i don't gamble. i did the slots when i was younger and i won $300 and i never won again.

rp>> you gambled with your lif >> well, every time we open our mouth is a gamble. i can't believe it had gone on this long. you are near retirement age? >> you think that joke would be near retirement age. >> wow. >> wow, that was unnecessary. >> really? >> no, it was necessary. >> i deserve it. >> you are new yorkers and so you are - and moaning about notnothing. [ cheers & applau >> that's so true. >> we are in florida now, you don't have to complain about every little thing. [ laughter ] >> i can't wait to go outside then i will remember it. >> i will go to the green room, what a wonderful day, hard rock hotel and fox and everyone is

happy. >> oh, i know. [ laughter ] >> okay, you keep that new york up north, you hear me? >> what's worse though, diarrhea or having to hear about his diarrhea non-stop? from the moment i woke up. >> you are proving my point. >> we need to move on here. >> speaking of movement -- elon squashes here enjoyment and hundreds head unemployment.

welcome back, twitter's ststaff leaves for the door. hundreds of employees reportedly quit yesterday after musk asked

them to commit to a work fire or de-fire them. keeping workers who actually works. and the office poll says, a quarter of them says they were reluctant to stay. the show that he's not efing around. elon locked out his staff to prevent any of them from sneaking back in. i have d ddone it with kilmee all the e but he crawls back from the window. >> you don't have to respond to my insults? >> you don't? >> no, just wait. >> meanwhile, aoc, kilmee's ex could not help but stick her nose into it. shoutout to all the workers at twitter, you deserve so much better. millions of people appreciate the space you built and the hard work that went into it. elon replied, "you

are welcome,". [ applause ] >> she walk ld into that one like a sliding glass door. so is twitter bellying up or all of these temporary chaos is a sign of better things to come. this exodus means twitter is in trouble. the number of twitter user have never been higher as the number of unnecessary employees shrink. that sounds like profitability and not collapse. maybe things looked rough for twitter right now but like i always say, the titanic had to sink so we can have the movie "titanic" i always say that, that,rthp tthat, dave. >> i gave you a prelaugh for that. >> there is a pill for that? you always laugh prematurely? >> yes.

>> it happens to a lot of man. >> i made one comment about your diarrhea. >> that's totally okay when he does it. >> what do you make of this antianti antianti-musk hysteri they scared of? ed markee says if you don't do what we want, we'll look into your company. that's the corporation and the government working together. they're always calling us facsious. all the guy is doing is hey we are going to respect free speech. now you see these people freaking out, hey, wait a minute, you are freaking out because somebody may be able to speak freely. >> also, they are now backchecking the dems and just republicans. that's not definitely not composure.

>> >> must is being portrayed tough boss, do you regard me as a tough boss or a sensitive boss. >> it is amazing the way you view yourself. the good news is i could work anywhere. i feel like oh this is how it is supposed to be. but, actually speaking of that and you actually, all this twitter being in the news and everyone having this melt down like twitter is going to end in two minute, it made me do something really stupid. the first thing i see is some guy like why is that cat lady so kissed off as greg. my wife said she's a disrespectful lady. i was like thank you very much for calling me a lady. no one ever does that. >> it is true. >> it is such a night mare, but

maybe next time he'll let his wife on the internet so she can tell me herself. >> right? exactly. scott adams makes this great point that elon musk fired his employees into the marketing department. does this make the numbers go up? >> possibly. >> i could not figure out what was going on. you tweet? >> i am on twitterer. nobody bothers to impersonate you. that's so good. >> first, he's got to have twitter then he goes i don't want twitter. i am going to assume you don't by twitter. he gets it and i will buy, you don't have to sue me. i am going to fire half of you, don't come to work. then he says if you don't work

hard, i am to go. what is he trying to do? does he have a plan and getting up and winging it. i am tired of going to my store. let me harass the people. >> not everything is "fox and friends.". >> what do you mean? >> you have never seen "fox and friends"? i never saw it and i hosted it once. you complained the whole time. it was the worst experience of my life. >> you are like when is this going to end? that's not a good way of saying wake up, america. >> you are the antimorning show coast. one of the boxes at fox said i look like a child at a funeral. [ laughter ] so, john, are you following this

story? what do you make of musk as a person? >> he seems like he's got a he willsrwip wrwip wwills hell of e hardest work they have been doing all these years is censoring people like us and now they're not able to sensor us, what the hell are they going to do. >> maybe they're pissed because they can't get the abilitity. anymore. they think that twitter will go under. >> i saw bloomberg put out a report, something on tesla and it is saying all these stuff about tesla and musk goes false, false. >> there it is.

>> false. >> boom. >> did you see that, the reporters reported as if they were real employee. >> i think you will replace trump as the commandeering troll. on that note, investors' losses will be severe because he told the left what they wanted to hear.

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democrat's second biggest donor, joining such as jeffery epstein or harvey weinstein. his image is about as real as joe biden's teeth and is crooked as hunthunter's. hunthunt in a recent fox interview, bankment freed described, "this is dumb game we l l llet westerne l l llet wrs play. brian was saved since he was not a celebrity. sam used endorsement to promote his image. now, with billions lost and millions of in ininvest in in investors, sam is trying to blame his ex-girlfriend's former

company. the party responsible for handling investor's funds. that's what happens when you ignore the first rule of investing. don't give money to someone who looks like they can't afford soap. >> brian, i got to say. i was relieved that you didn't lose your shirt because america does not need to see you shirtless. >> i think they do. that's where you are wrong. so let's gg go -- [cheers & applause ]. >> take it off! put it on. >> i never thought john rich will be chanting "take it off," a couple of things a bt this. he lent her a billion dollars because he thought when he was dating her, he got screwed by her. she broke up with him which is an interesting story. >> yeah. boy, they are both lookers, right? >> they are. >> imagine if that hair is

reproduced? wholly crap. you can g gget a better-looking girl fo million dollars. she looks like a cast member from "deliverance,". >> you know what though? those were attractive people. john, do you youyou have any bitcoin? >> you are keep your money down by the creek, don't you? >> yes, with a couple of bulldogs looking at it. you work really hard and when you come up, i got a high school diploma and growing up in a trailer. boy, i would not trust my money on any idiot like that. i have no sympathy, like if they ruin people's lives, you can make one

of their looks until the end of time. is that a memfemoral? if take somebody's pension, all they're trying to do is build up their signalling cat. >> have you been a victim of a ponzi scheme? >> no. none that you can think of. >> um - going back to what you were saying, he did this because he was getting all this positive attention, he was on the cover of magazines and again, you look at the guy and it is not going to happen any other way. >> unless it was [ bleep ]. he has a rack. p>> that's what you have to get on mac scenes, you sells and right stuff. yes, the environment is so important as if anybody hates the environment. >> well, i do. >> yeah, whatever, shut up. >> do you want to finish your

point? >> not anymore. [ laughter ] >> oh, all this new york energy with the two of them. [ applause ] >> oh my god, he just spit on me and now i am going to get diarrhea. [ laughter ] >> greg, if i can bring up a point, not exactly about fdx voting. the thing with fdx, you don't want to invest in it with shady people. every now and then a friend would come to you, hey, i am building something great, would you like to invest in it? then i sold the company and went public and you missed out on a lot of friggin' money, my friend. >> you do not wooes any opportunity to throw that back in my face studio. >> i will get back to you. that's what you said.

p >> this thing hits me ri here, am i going to be okay? p >> you know who's gettin tom brady and giselle is getting sue and zach's getting zoo and so they went out there. >> these house are going to get involved? i am going to get them involved. >> tore thing is when dave was talking about approaching stuff investment, this was happening when you are a public figure, brian. i am being diplomatic when i say that. but, i mean john, would somebody comes to you and they want to put your face on something. that's your criteria? >> how much? >> for me its got to be something that i have to be

jealous of that idea. gosh, i wish i would have thought of that. that's a great idea. then you have to do a lot of vetting and look into their backgrounds and make sure you know who you are dealing with. these guys didn't do that. they got off a lot of money and they did it. i call it greedy pacman gets you killed. >> you are about to finish the board and you eat it. >> you get one or two or. this rose is still blank. oh, i am going to try it. here we go oh god. >> you like that? prp rp >> you don't get a n analogy. >> i am just say it is a good thing or bad? >> there you go. >> are we in florida or new york? >> pacman. those. >> reporter: the days yrt?

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welcome back, all right, it is the ticket master glitch that's making taylor swift's ffans ff bitched. it is canceled today of public sales of my ex-girlfriend. thafr their system was overwhelmed with demand, it is like the opposite of a jesse waters book-signing. it is funny because he's not here. to defend himself. the future cast costarted during tuesday's presails when die-hard fans the skrashed the second. those who managed to get it now, read them. it is the iing best rip off since i bought to beings? chris paulus.

>> i don't know, you're a l llen ll -- how has taylor swift ben doing since i broke up with her this scribner? >> do you think that the break up has clouded her perceptions and this is why she hr hr she does her own promotion. has it roadway down on here and this is what happened. >> i think it is torture on he'sly. >> she's been on a trail spin. he calls taylor swift. she's her own promoter. i don't think in a million years, she would want this to happen to fans. i don't think anybody want to see that. >> taylor, why you got to be so mean? >> and, after this we are never, ever getting back together not

happening. >> can you shake it off, people, it will be fun. >> that's it. i got three. >> there you go. shake it off. every morning. [ cheers & applapplause ] kat, you are gut before 10:00 p.m. but okay. >> i am assuming you are a fan of taylor swift. >> i actually -- you think somehow i will be engaged. >> you have to like taylor swift. that's brittany spears. [ laughter ] >> i am not a big taylor swswift -- i like frank sanatr. he's pretty good. >> yes. >> i really don't care for this story. >> let me ask you this ochlt. >> he really hates women. >> can you tell me what's the point of ticket masters. do you use it on your show?

>> i think we have sold some trikts on ticket master. the future is that all of us that do something for a living that these good people will come see will be able to sell it ourselves. >> that's the answer that we have to build the detective to do this. >> cat, do you have an idea on the story that dave ruben never wants to be apart of it. p >> p aoc had a best take on i maybe ticket master had too much power. wait until i tell you about the govrt. >> i would be like a lot more interested to listen to our ticket selling monofully take if she does not want to create a monopoly in areas that are so far constitutional and education and healthcare. >> that that's a great point and every now and then you make up so i would like to point it out. >> makes it all worth it than

sitting here in the blast soon. >> brian you see where my pen comes from? >> i transfer it onto you. >> if what respect. >> taylor swift talk? > no. she's got the power to whatever she wants. she canceled to show because of this ticket this is incredible. she could actually break up this thing. i was talking to mit music, she's powerful to bring you have t tp t the tp t t-- what the skaping is, you do and buy a ticket and wait and you get there so early, som somsomehow there is not go tickets left. like john rich.

>> how do you deal with the six? >> i guess it is in a sense. as artists, we hate that. we want our fans to be treated the same way and everybody have a great time. we don't enfit from that. it is the fans. >> we don't like it. >> capitalism is fair. p >> all right, mr. fox an friends. john rich is announcing that all of his feature shows will be free until the end of time. up next is an update on sheep who likes to rotate. this program is brought to you by p by farcica find out, chy

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> > china's sheeps walk in circles. >> cat, this is mind-blowing. dozens of sheeps in china had been walking in circles twelve days straight. what do you think is happening to them? >> yeah, i thought alien or the undead. >> yes. >> what else can it be? the thing is i don't know what it is. what's crazy is they know

what it is. >> exactly. >> what do they know that we don't know that maybes me never want to eat as sheep kabobs again. >> is that is just a democratic convention? [ applause ] >> dave ruben. >> serving up some red meat. medium rare. >> yeah, florida! >> an interesting fact that people often count brian kilmee in order to fall asleep. you must have a theory. >> i do have a theory. >> yes? >> do you want me to go over it? >> yes! >> what do sheep do? >> > >> >> > >>baahaa b. >> it is only one sheep that walks in a circle and everyone

is following them. if we can find which one and we can stop them. god makes all the sheep alike. if we can stop the first one, it will be it. >> you spent so much time thinking of this one but you didn't have time for the taylor swift one? >> that threw me over the moon. the sheep herder needs to know how many sheeps there are. they basically created an infinity number, john, you lived on a farm, didn't you? >> yeah, i know how to stop this. >> eat one of them. [ laughter ] >> it is over. the rest of them going oh okay, we are done with the i the ir p the the i the ir p circles. we had that in america, those are called kari lake trying to find a booth that works. they keep on walking around in circles. >> no comment for me. i think

the election system is 100% full proof. you can quote me on that. >> as soon as they are down counting in two weeks. >> i don't know, man. it is china. weird things happening in china, you know what i am saying? >> i have never been there. >> yeah, of course. >> oh. that's called stretching. brian does it all the time on "fox and friends" when they run out of stuff they say which is almost constantly. >> it is like you are obsessed and there is a part of you don't want late night anymore and there is a part of you getting up at 2:30 in the morning. >> and interview the boy scout. >> that's what "fox and friends" is right? p >> p rescued 12 baby chickens >> who are all cops.

>> all right, this is the part where is john rich defends me. go ahead. >> why don't we test this one time and have these two guys switch seats just for one time. >> when we come back -- brian k kildmee. >> i get to pick the topics on "fox and friends. >> wait until i tell them it is a three-hour show. >> i was told it is one hour but it feels like three hours. >> don't go away, we'll be right back.

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>> greg: what a great show! thanks to john rich, brian kilmeade, dave rubin, our florida audience, the "fox news @ night" with trace gallagher is next, i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america! >> trace: good evening everyone and welcome to america's late news, "fox news @ night" i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. ♪ ♪ breaking tonight one day after republicans laid out their plans to investigate hunter biden, the justice department appoints a special counsel to investigate donald trump. some political analysts think the former president might use the announcement to his advantage.