pilots often work to transport dogs to adoption facilities. nobody was hurt and three of those dogs now have forever homes after three of the first responders from lane county fire and rescue on scene that day, decided to adopt them. and that is how fox reports this saturday november 19, 2022. i am jon scott thank you for watching but will see you. tomorrow. ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] ♪ ♪ ♪. greg: happy tuesday everyone ino itki. this is the best lookingause audience we have had so far.yu yummy.

there is more tens than the christmas cards i give my staff. smile so much when they open it. you people at home cannot see this audience but trust me it's looking at a sea of larry kudlow said. the only man who can make sock garters sexy. s but speaking of rich people, let's check in on elon musk whom mausy just be the best tweeter n since the trump. it began side of the mosques tweeting about twitter being super slow in other countries. that is when a twitter engineert called out the mask tweet adding quote, i spent six years workin on twitter this is wrong withoi someonnte pointed out youcl shouldn't call it your boss publicly he kept going. that is when musk hit back, he is fired. [laughter] [applause] now if you dt o not find that hilarious then you are not my friend and you have never fired anyone who really deserves it. t that is why had a trap door

installed in my office. a i hired a contractor who coul keep a secret. but if i tweeted about how i read this show i would probably be arrested, possibly for murder but if you guys had any idea what i spent on bleach and rope alone last month rate that is just on the interns made eyeonta contact. but for musket only gets better. on sunday he announced plans to end free lunches at twitter headquarters. sink deep meals cost theny 1 coy 13 a million bucks a year. that is still too million dollars less than the view expense on feeding joy. [applause] i don't like joy. clerks order to get that picture? >> i have them all a whet home.o the problem was a know it was t coming to the office ando thatr was driving upiv the cost for their throwing food away it like it had been cooked by kat. but musk making a sound business

cult made it even more evil. one democrat activist wrote quote, he fired three fourths of the employees, now he's planning to starve the rest of them.go they're alinl going to die becae their bosses will not cover their sushi. what lemos but here's a tip, if you want a free lunch brown at baguette losers parade that is'g at my staff does for take a bite one of their sandwiches. i have not bought a lunch in years. they all got hepatitis. what does eli know about business anyway? he is the world's richest man, unlike some unemployed 32-year-old activist moaning on twitter about food. th twe bottom line let somebodyn a company with full transparency. he doe with s everything with tr open when doocy uses the i bathroom on the plane. [laughter] even more, musk's ask seemingly obvious questions that no one ever had the guts to ask.. does that remind you of anyone?r yes,ge when trump was in chargee

would question everything from trade with china, should the water pressure of showers. >> but how about the shower? you go into a shower and i have this beautiful head of hair. you've turned on the water anddr drip, drip, drip. [laughter] and water comes dripping out. it's dripping out very quietly so what you do? you stand there longer or youai take a shower longerr,?abou because my hair i don't knowe about you but my hair has to be perfect. [laughter] >> sounds like joe document taking a a leak. no wonder musk has taken trump's place as the last top target with the only difference is musk cannot run for president whichd is probably a good thing for th dems because he would probably win. and speaking of the dems, oddly they are obsessed with bringing moscow down but they do not seem to care about thboute bitcoin bandit. the founder of a crypto exchangx called ftx resigned last weekn

after his company went belly uhp quicker than a 5-year-oldn goldfisha . so why no concern over him?co honcw come you have not heard of him until now? well, he was biden's secondat biggest donor anicd pumped millions in the democratic party so imagine that coincidence. when natalia goodwin uses to borrow real dollars he could not pay back.$2 reuters reported between one and $2 billion of customer funds are gone. but not before the dems spent 48 million of his money just in time for the midterms. yes the timing is impeccable. kind of like vanishing a story on the biden family before the 2020 election. i am sensing a pattern here. sales companies under investigation for scam tha int cann make bernie made offfo look like an eagle scout. where is the media? will they suspended their skepticism when it was so obvious this guy is a clown.cl who asked sam is not ana traditional billionaire because he believes in the concept of urn to get precooked sterling to

give is think about which causes, which charity saves the most lives per dollar. >> next year he is planning toxd donate $500 million a year. and next decade he will probably give away more than $10 billion. and he is funding everything yon can think of, global warming. >> with thave biggest problem ih we have to tackle together as ar world freeed.e >> covid-19, preparedness.xt >> we have to be ready for the next pandemic. >> and of course animal welfaret precooked animals deserve to live just like we do's. it's also why i am vegan.t >> dude ifri you are that rich,y a brawl. [laughter] my god.y go[applause] terrible..i' it is not body shaming i am just concerned. now, if you believe anythingose that fruitcake says maybe you should lose all of your money. but he tricked them all with the right virtue signals, you haveg

heard them the rightca left win. causes and all the right cash. so will that media have anyrt interest in digging further into his storhey filled with sex, drs and corruption? or maybe they should read harris faulkner's new book.arri >> a great a book about prayer. >> are going to talk about it. whom i kidding, the media has about as much a chance of covering that story as a belly shirt does jerry nadler's enable. [laughter] let's welcome tonight's guests. she is so bright she fills in for the sun when it takes a day off. host of the faulkner focus author of the great new book faith still moves mountains kamala harri s faulkner. [cheering]lkne [applause]o he is an inspiration to millionw of men who also cut their own

hair. the comedian behind terrorizing telemarketers seven, jim florentine. [applause] and she has always been driven to the psych ward. let's it's contributor kat timpf. [cheering] [applause] and he eats soup out of the astrodome, my massive sidekick and the new nwa worldty ruheavyweight champion tyrus. [cheering] [applause]l mo paris, first about i got your book faith still moves mountains by do as i always do i look in the index under g there is only one entity under g and it is not got felt it is god revco and it muscled out of the index i'mke glad it was god and not geraldo [laughter]

thank you. >> is a book about faith. so the lord, or god gets first credit. >> there you go all right. [applause] i don't know why you're clapping yo allu are all going to hell. [laughter] >> you know who are going to see their. >> when you make of that?ve you look at that, who would give them money to somebody that'stt basically asit spouting these platitudes that are so obviously fake. global warming is a problem and i am a vegan.t the text slio i am less concernd about like ordinar foly folk. i want to know the money thato flowed tkno democrats.- we you talk about dark money, we do not find out about this guyec until after thtie election. how much she swayed people. and you could make the argumenti llbecause the numbers match. the 40 million and the 48 million democrats poured inth

races to lift up the far right candidates that they thought they could i beat. and in the end they did too. >> at work is a sneaky little strategy and i'm a little jealous that the republicans didn't think of it but it's truf for the fun of it through ukraine or something . it's so confusing i do not know what makesne sense anymore but. >> we need to know. greg: jim do you enjoy watching people get fired on twitter like i do? >> i love it.el delongon is basically auditionig for the print just a reboot. he's already got the catchphrase you arot te fired. but his firing so many people of there's going to be answering the phone soon at twitter. like there is nobody. left. [laughter] greg: you like what it's doing? s doing.but at he' but that employee cannot call him out on twitter. you can't do that. he just thought nothing was ever going to happen to them? want to think about that guy noa as he will save eight bucks aus month ise not getting a blue check there is no way. he is out for.

>> that's true cat once called me a boomer. >> eight new you're going to bring that up. we got into a huge fight becausb i called him a boomer on twitter progress i think i blocked you. no you handle a lot better than he did you said this is what i do not want to ever associate with you on twitter or real. life. [laughter] he said that and i. was like do i come to the meeting tomorrow?em [laughter] or notth t? m what's the problem with twitter for people like me is a generally if i'm on it it'sgh aftet r work, it's at night andi am drinking. it's like i'm going to get in trouble no matter what. i've taken control.he now i have this experimentre i n look at my twitter feed and youi cannot tell if i had a drink or not that is progress. [laughter] >> is it? >> i gre don't know what to thik about that. >> but you did it by getting your sober self more unhinged request you and talk about thana

beennk or must question request either way pretty could talk so much but yesterday my husband is up and trying to talking about this i was like that's boring, shut up. bachelor in paradise is on. in a seat on the run down. [laughter] i had like aown. finance broda l me all these finance and bro t things and i told him to stop talking. i do think you should have known this guy was her she's 28 yearsn old and still thatd ugly. [laughter] it is true. talks have you ever seen another 20 something rich ugly person? no you have not. because of money solves any cosmetic issue that you migh t i whave. >> i wish that were true. [laughter] >> i think self artists i don't believe he was actually a billionaire tyrus, do you? >> no, no what? what? first of all his ad campaign was

like stepbrothers without the really good actors. you do not have to stand in front of a refrigerator with n nothing but condiments saying i am a vegan. and you don't stand for and of the ocean and talk about globalt warming. text is said to her for global warming. hee wa has him done the homewor. >> are putting him everywhere. the camera crew alone, should let you know kim unchecked money s tight. they had one camera and aha mirror. that should have let you know.bs you cannot talk about your boss in an open form. i do not know how many times iel have grabbed her phone and said mr. murdoch is not going to lik' that, no. [laughter] wasn't the fact het was fired o was a tweet that followed the guy goes well i guess i'm fired, you guess? you contradicted your boss, he

talked about you in past tense. he is fired. he's like you are fired. he is fired paperwork, done, exit interview already a happen. >> the thing is the guy admitted he failed. i worked there for six years ans this is all wrong.o? what'd you do? d you did what any oidf them do ty say no one liked gutfeld.an >> eight free lunches. >> you know whatd i have a vision sneaking them back in, getting the food and going to work from home. because how did they not noticec >> it came to work for lunch an. then went home. $ >> are still spend the $13 million on the food. so either somebody has absconded with the 13 million are they are still eating it. >> the whole you can't shame you campaign came from? can't fat shaming i'm eating $ $13 million with the food. >> he's eating it all part.l. >> i knew that was a block.or before we goe tickets are stil available for my book to her.

i will be in houston this saturday go to g gutfeld.com fom tickets. >> you shoulok.d go but you'll e to paper cap next will newson replaces joe as a, gets the heave ho?diol [applause] [cheering] it can cause harm or death to an unborn baby. don't take entresto with an ace inhibitor or aliskiren, or if you've had angioedema with an ace or arb. the most serious side effects are angioedema, low blood pressure, kidney problems, or high blood potassium. ask your doctor about entresto.

. >> greg:. >> greg: it's a plan that' greg: is a plan that's utterly gruesome and involves gavin newsom. that's interesting. this really is becoming married with children. will joe give, shove to make wae for the oily hair to go? according to the hilt the paper, not the land mass kamala harris, the plan is simple by replaces hairs with newsom and thene resigns or 42024 thus making newsom the president and giving

him a launch pad to election. i know, my goodness.it control yourselves. it is a proposal is simple as is diabolical. account were replaced kat timpf with macaulay culkin.gh [laughter] you guys haven't caught on yet? [laughter] a novel theory floating around like tootsie rolls in biden's too pants. the op ed argues even though california republicans paint newsom as the very worst he's got money and support. he is a proven vote-getter get the democratic machine behind him. like them mi democrats at leapfh him into the oval office beforeb 2024 it would be political malpractice for them not to consider the option.ormi newsom has a formidable democratic machine behind himwh while the only machine joe has behind them is a defibrillator. [laughter] that is hard to say. >> okay. >> of course it would meanbing

stabbing kamala harris in theou back, that would make an impressive double-play for joe. first he would not let, ride the bus and now he is throwing her under it.t. thank you i didn't write that. wish i did do a quick sweat so you joe? >> no, no, no i would never pick that newsom guy. but i've got to get rid ofor laffey kathy that is for sure.jt it's a matter fact i was just about to resume call come interview potential vp pics. adam are you there?>> mr. president. to what he say adam ready to be vp? >> absolutely. i willunni hit the ground runnin day one, start your impeachment mix no, no, no you got the wrong guy. i am not trump.iz >> but now i realize i just like impeaching things. i'm gettingettg ready to impeach this bottle of dasani, look,

impeached. [laughter] right adam i have got topeac go. impeachment is delicious. [applause] wow. we had a low cameo for adam schiff i did not see thatof coming. what do you think of this weird theory of newsom coming in and o pushing cobble out?w >> for partyar of diversity how are you going to replace an african-american woman with a white male and sell that?ic >> that's true. she african-american or>> jamaican. cook said her she runs on. [laughter] she ran as asian as attorney general than she was african-american as vice president. i don't know how you want to pull that offer.gavi >> that's right gavin is but then gavin could in this climate identifies something else he is not binary.

i would do that if it gave me an anti- beat non- binary so fast. >> i been thinking about it. [laughter] i can think about a non- binary woodland creature. like a nympho. >> is not a departure from where you are now?ghte [laughter] [applause] i walked into it, i will take it. w [laughter] they could selork.l this, this e work they could tell biden we built a time machine gavin, you are joe you're gavin from 1982 and he will buy it he won't know.he 'lthat could work. >> that's a great idea at. [laughter] , tyrus? that's a pretty funny joke. here is young joe prick work soe be great if you him back in time. giggle all the way back he coult maybe run into george washington and ask him. hey mr. president how my doing?

i knew travel back in time ahoma little further and be like thomas jefferson. thomas jefferson hey how my doing as president? you're doing great joe keep it up. the people of you. he goes lolovew but further whee meets abe lincoln's is how my doing is pressing its automotive try wow. wow. [applause] >> it took me a while to actually get get there. [laughter] thank god we do not have timewa ntmachine's. i do not want people acting on k that joke. [laughter] that was a joke about people nevermind anyway. [laughter] what becomes of kamala harris encoded cap in, and hang out as a girl's? with that be fun to see you in her pal around?n

go to happtoy hours may be due i rollerskating, ice-skating, oh a pottery class? >> i've been wanting to go to ag repottery class. [laughter] i need a hobby. >> i do need a hobby. t i will be willing to do it, buto i don't think she woulu d like l very much progress i thinkon you guys to get along at what he think of it make of this theory? he says in biden could ask harris to resign. my issue with that is thati thiy code he means code? i don't think biden could. [laughter] i think you'll be too afraid. he keeps thinking she's the president. [laughter] >> ke that is h becaus a mistake he made that mistakeh so many times which means he hai trouble not thinking that she is request you do not go to the pretend president asked them too resign everybody knows that. >> even if you have the guts toe do it, he also one of hise strengths is not using the right words in the right order.

heat might accidentally have himself resigned to make her the president. [laughter] three 6a dangerous harris. >> this is a stupid idea.t they just had a great mentor.th they're going to make changes? >> okay.ic but it was clicked basic. click bait. cook said he knows he likes to choose peoples and supporters not his thing, who actually live in the state with the wall, california? >> that is true.>>en >> i could sort of see it could kill just call it, though, i really want my name back. [applause] greg: if you ever went non- binary, harris faulkner harrison. that sounds like a law firm. har harris faulkner and harris. [laughter] mesothelioma. during notice? no. >> you can say it.

chris harris of faulkner and harris. anyway we should movhoulmovee ol going nowhere fast. forext is jeopardy at fault making light of domestic ass assault? so aaron's folks could help hook him up with a new ride. we'll drive you happy at carvana.

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>> greg: welcome back. jeopardy gets in trouble greg: welcome back jeopardy gets in trouble for making murder a daily double. yes, this game show get the grilling over a clue that used a real killing. jeopardy fans were stunned by sunday night episode when a question about alligators used murderer brian as a clue. longer it was a creep who killed his girlfriend gabby petit at last year in grand teaching national park. he then went on the lamb eventually himself in a floridad swamp. but enough back story, rola l te tape. >> in 2021 fugitive brian laundrie ended his days in florida's creek area, home to these long into the critters.>> tropic works wer we alligators?

>> wow. >> that is the most bizarre question ever. if you are circling thean inclusion tasteless and unnecessary. even alligators complaints.at saying oorn twitter, what did we do to deserve this other than oeat people? but i have to admit personally does make jeopardyrson more fun. here's one i came up with, jeffrey dahmer was a serial killer who ate his victims. much like this type of python found in sub-saharan africa. i could do that all day. [applause] you see it works. evil jeopardy. evil jeopardy. bue jet in true jeopardy fashiot were left with more questionsue anstd answers. like wyatt tie a question abouty gators to a recent grisly murder? they could have just said this giant swamp lizard lives in

florida. but i guess too many people would've said charlie crist. [laughter] cap's, do you think the writers were told to spice up their questions because maybe they felt the show is losing a bitng after alex trebek passed away se they wanted to make it kind of shocking and edgy? >> a jeopardy is never going to be edgy.at don't think that's what you'rehk looking for when you're watchino it. but his family turned and came out and said you guys are right this is gross we demand an apology. i don't think people were mad oo behalf of the murderer boy. but i do want to be on celebrity jeopardy now. >> why because of the answers are things what is alligator? i know what an alligator is. not to brag. [laughter]s >> that's not how jeopardyreg: works. >> apparently is now no,. >> is the question is the answer progress i just set it a correct

away. you are not good at listening.ys [laughter] you just figured that out after six years? >> no i knew >> client listen to you guys right now. >> what did i just say? greg: you told me i was not a good listener protects the kids are fighting. >> i love these kinds of set upr questions. it's like ted bundy murderedea nurses in the early 70s. which raises the question what is the most common bloodth typel [laughter] >> okay thons,e answers are bel questions what is rock python i. type a. >> that is right it is iraq python. >> that's right. >> i don't know than i do not find this a funny or helpful.'s i'm thinking of gabby's a family. greg: way to bring us down. >> sr during the story harris we don't like it either were trying to show the absurdity of it.nkin >> i'm thinking of jeffrey dahmer and the whole series they

just did but not of him but hisi victims and their familythes precooked is true it's true because i cover these stories. i am not going tg too laugh. greg: you're going to have to leave it. >> no i'm not leaving for. >> i am joking harris. crazy. >> i'm going to make you read>> some o hf that book too. >> and going to read it tonight i am flying tomorrow and bring that with me on the flights. i don't think it's going be comforting to the other passengers when you have a book con prayer. >> you read it. >> is all about miracles for.ra >> all read it out loud is werel ougoing down. [laughter] >>ji a gym and you think this w. a stunt to get press? hotels is even a story for people on twitter were offendede and then made a whole story, about this for they went othn t twitter feed and look at these people outrage. t 360 to gethi the fun story? >> it is a funds or people always going to be offended but which my girlfriend's halloween party which are not going tollow like because i dressed up liketo jeffrey dahmer.ar

>> youri guys are like best use for. >> everyone is going to be goi offended and no one's going toso talk to him good that's why i'mo doing it i don't want anyone don talking to me. i'll be at the bar by myself drinking and no one's going toy talk to me. and no one did it was great. >> know they areg to terrified. >> you know it's great? y i love you dressed uoup as jeffy dahmer which is essentially just that with some catch-up. he just put will catch up on there and that's it.s. oh my god that's one of my favorite stories of all time. >> i see faulkner's point but this is where runs or problemspr whenever there's a mass murder and stufs f we make a point on this show to never mention her name. like we always seem to eventually, the murderer on ther five today so you live longer. the perpetrator. >> wow that's classic.bere

[laughter] >> the perpetrator always isd. remembered for. >> it is so true it's soe trutv progress eveicr make the questin about the victim. because we still have this problem in this country where being a martyr for doing bad things and then unfortunately some idiot will si ht at home ad be like i would be a jeopardy question i will be a netflix series? i will be greg's friend. >> that is a problem. it's not just jeopardy you cannot be mad at jeopardy because it's the entir te mediaw system that's how it works for. >>or is true we talk about this all the time. h unless there'sun a manhunt wher we naming them? >> at the right barbie got t g go. coming up in carteret you might screw the pooch if you publicly smooch.

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>> greg: is qatar a kill 36 is guitar a measure of you freedom be taken if you pack your pouring insidthe bacon? that's the whole story by the 2022 world cup is set to start next week in qatar. so fans are being alerted to the country's strict laws.

the uk government website warns it's illegal to import quote drugs, alcohol, pornography poro products religious book and material. otherwisd e itma o is a hair's faulkner gift box. [laughter] >> i knew it was>> h coming.in [laughter] swearing and making rude gestures are considered is seen acts and offenders can be jailed. guess ainsley's not going then.i alsons banned short skirts or anything that shows your shoulders as well as gay pride and open expressions of intimacy like kissing. meanwhile the u.s. and men's team plans to protest by having a rainbow theme team logo inside of its media room and training facility. that will show them. that's more toothless and hunter biden.id coxey's missineng teeth that'scr what happens but finally a men's locker room where it is okay toa stare. [laughter] [laughter]

coach greg saying we recognize that qatar has made strides and there's been a ton of progresskt but there is some work still to do. love how arresting people for kissing is some work to do. because issuing real criticism means you will not get to play soccer. but hey it could be worse in accordance with islamic law they could chop your hand off or stealing. oo wonder they love soccer s much. tire sounds pretty good? >> that wa>> ps pretty. >> ends. >> you can only use your feet. except the part you're out of bands and you can throw in. i hate it when you edit my jomy jokes. >> just trying to help kids just trying to help. [laughter] >> why is it that us americans are so ignorant that we have to

learn the hard way when we go to other countries?es that is they are rules, that is how they are pretty we are not going to change up and itled wrestled in qatar it was strict rules i had tattoos i had to cover up. i wasn't going to steady toto express myself because i don't likepres prison. [laughter] so yes i get my own celebrate yes i am iern chargeyb of every. yes i get a little extra food. but the dating, horrible do youo know what i'm saying? w it just goes back to the whole thing is when we go to otherar countries all the sediment start wanting to push all the rights we have back home. we saw that we saw what happened to russia in the wnba and stuff it. they have rules in place for reasons this is how they are. if you are not going to respecte it when you are inct their hous you do not go.t. >> good points. >> you just don't go. >> we have to remind ourselves in our fears we are talking about soccer were toys ind

homosexuality and pork would only liven ihot up. it is true. >> okay so i wouldue not recommt breaking any of these laws. o but if youne break a one of the, there are five words that could maybe keep you from going to jail. and these are or what? is a back massager. [laughter] oh. it. t [laughter] i love you have to leaarrid the laughter. >> are going to have to talk to harris she still don't overl going to have to talk todo her later.time [laughter] >> time out time. >> her little mind is like, it's not an alligator. >> i really love the human [navy look like i understood with thet laughter. >> i will talk to you later. >> thankk you.

>> oh my goodness. this definitely ain't outnumbered pretty. >> oh no i athis im outnumbered. >> by the wrong things though.u ma [laughter]ris, what do you make of this harrisu anything? >> i am with tyrus on this one. i do think we go other places and you know what the rules are, the one where you get everyone's attention is not by breaking them it' s by winning. >> there you go. [applause] and i think your show proves that, gemma progressive just don't know who's going to bring beer to another country. what pouring on a dvd? and then a pound of bacon? i was going to bring them but now i'm not going to do.dres [laughter] it's funny their time but thee dress codela adjustment to miamn heat game last saturday night ii miami, the girls dress there's likep being at a strip club. it's unbelievable how they were dressed i didn't see the game i don't even know who won. y

ou[laughter] everywhere. and here you've got to herll everything covered and all that stuff. >> it's funny they should havell liked airport stores that sell everything that would get you arrested. [laughter] ter after you go through securif got a go get this pork, classic playboy from the early era. [laughter] y put it thatthe one of the biggest sporting events ever in the world in a a place where you can have no fun? do you know fifa said they did not going to cut her but not because of that bet because it. was a small country. not that it was a scary country but that it was small. i knew that was a stupid thing to say. >> the check they wrote was big. >> he saved you. >> i know. >> i'm going to turn this towel in for a lifeguard. l blow the whistle and pull him out of the shallow end.ap

pl[laughter] wow. it's a night of laugh bombs. >> laugh bombs? that sounds like a place thatji jimmy pem,r format. [laughter] acceptability in cincinnati.at >> i'm going to get laugh bombs and stogie i'll be back at club ha ha. [laughter] i'm going to be a captain you who. [laughter] >> he forgot the house of comedy in detroit nexouust weekend. >> house of commons into tropic which are going to be there?e >> in a couple of weeks. >> up next a drug bust was big inside a wig.

♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: a sto the story in five words. thirty-six that women smuggle cocaine in hair. icalright harris, police fell me than 4 pounds of coke in the hair extensions of two women who are trying to smuggle it out of columbia. o no onene ever smuggles it int in columbia am i right?eah, [laughter] are you okay? greg: i'm al alll right. shouldn't they get to keep it ae that that creative?re >> no. o.i don't think so. are you looking at this video?

this is kind of disgusting delbert how they get idin thereh and i came into the building everyday with curlers now i'm going to check too.>> >> kohler, great tip from harris for drug smugglers. [laughter] arctic cat all three of us are flying to florida tomorrow, have you packed everything? [laughter]ns trixie t means your hair pretty. >> that was so great greg. note this is down these people were clearly so new to the weave game. he ga whatever go to the airport straight from work i sell my extensions and, they packed them down every single time but. >> really? >> i am nom t even believe it or not a drug meal.no >> i never thought you were. reg:i kind of hope sometimes you would be for me.you give or hide drugs in your hair? >> no , i haven't.wo but willrk be at work breakingso customs for this, but i do love

smelling hair. [applause] [laughter]>> >> they didn't do the old-school way in the rectum is through the used to put it. which was kind owherf weird bece jones in for a line you gottain wait for the person to go to th bathroom. gre it is a bummer twice stopped putting it there. one of the reasons, tires for the last word to you. ohboy thanks. >> i think the shocking things those small women each had to kilos of cocaine braided in their hair. that is just unbelievable. there is so much cocaine there is no hair.he look at that. they are using strands of hair u to tie it down.>> exits they're probably walking through like this. >> i kobab feel like they were e because those are the same balloons that you use the old

school way and they missed read the instructions.ar itri. [laughter] truck so no partd . >> sa get up there real good they thought up in her hair? that sounds right. greg: and on that note. i >> faced distilled movess: mountains regrets it reallyus does. >> faithful move drugs. >> know it won't hurt. >> quintet madrid, spain anyone going in this week and the parties going to end early. that's all i'm saying. >> a while. >> no coper you've got that one. [laughter] she got that one. >> i got it. >> this is sods a

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