lead to poorer patient outcomes. so in case you were wondering whether the outrage machine had run out of gas, we at the angle are here to remind you that less an endless supply of fuel. all right, that's it for us tonight. thanks for watching. remember it's america now and forever. greg gutfeld and the gang, they take it all from here. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: happy monday, everyone! you people are crazy. wow. i hope you had a good weekend. i spent mine like i always do. shooting rats with my bb gun in kat's office. but that ranks pretty low in the

most interesting thing to happen over the past few days and i think you know what i'm talking about. ♪ >> he's back! all right! [cheers and applause] >> greg: true, it's true, elon musk has reinstated donald trump's twitter account. he was unsuspended, like my pants when i used to dance at chippen dale's. that's after musk posted a poll in which over 15 million users voted in favor of reinstatement. of course we're still waiting on the results of that poll from maricopa county. the final result, 51.8% in favor, 48.2% opposed. which is the same ratio of people at fox who voted that i should come to work topless. yeah, i edged out trey gowdy by a couple of points. on saturday, musk tweeted, the people have spoken, trump will be reinstated.

vox populi, vox dei. i think the last part is latin for f you mighty losers. it's the voice of the people is the voice of god. whoever said that never heard joy behar on the toilet. think about it. it's been a while since trump's been on twitter. it's been so long tom brady is divorced kanye is no longer a billionaire and elon omar is now shaving her mustache three times a week. don't clap for that, that's disgusting. i disown that. oh, brother. he was banned on january 8, 2021. do you remember? i sure don't. i remember him saying march peacefully to the capitol but earlier in the day trump didn't seem too excited to return. but then he heard we're getting a big vote to go back on twitter. >> i hear we're getting a big

vote on twitter, i don't see it because i don't see any reason for it. truth social is through the roof doing fa nominally will. >> greg: still morphing's decision marks the return of the platform's most influential user since michael moore's fingers got too fat. wow. and of course right on cue, the media politicians and celebs already freaking out. from a new york times op-ed, quote, i studied trump's twitter use for six years, prepare for the worst. [laughter] >> greg: so that's what they do instead of verifying hunter's laptop. but anyone who studied trump's tweets for six years is, to borrow a trump phrase, a loser. i mean, that person is living life at a breakneck pace. i imagine he or she hasn't had sex without requiring double a batteries in years. then there's rock star jack

white deactivating his record label account. in an absurdly long instagram post he compared trump to the kkk, a hate group that did to blacks what jack white's last album did to everyone's ears. trust me. and i'm a fan. then there was the panic vomit from the dopes on cable. >> anyone who woke up this morning and saw that news had an avalanche of dread hit them. >> i'm absolutely disgusted but what else do we expect from very white public cis hetero men supporting each other. >> he's going to politicize it and use it and all those domestic terrorists he's leading will have a voice. >> should we pray for twitter to just collapse? >> it just underscores the erratic leadership of twitter under musk but also the security concerns with security people fleeing twitter and what that means for the protection of americans' private data.

>> greg: that guy's more full of crap than jerry nadler's pants. [laughter] >> greg: but his reaction is what many echoed and you're likely to keep hearing that musk's leadership puts data at risk. not just individuals even entire networks who you would think would welcome more speech. cbs cares about your privacy, those who ambushed journalism with 60 minutes, late friday they shut down their various accounts in what they called quote in light of the uncertainty of twitter and out of an abundance of caution. an abundance of caution. what [bleep]. i mean, that's what the legacy media is known for being, overly cautious before they put something out there to the public? where should we start you [bleep]. russia gate, win gate, the fine people hoax, hunter's laptop is

russian disinfo. but by sunday morning cbs came back they'll continue to monitor the situation. in response elon this broke back mountain meme with the caption our love will never die. he also tweeted this to cbs. they should bring walter cronkite back. as you know, walter cronkite is dead. so it's not possible but it's funny. so the current funniest dude on twitter musk has just brought back the previous reigning champion trump and we should embrace it because it's pissing off people who would love to ban things they don't want to hear rather than counter it with more speech. and they're also the same people who express more alarm over tweets than rampant crime, soaring inflation or being on on the cusp of world war. in short very selfish people who happily accept the current fed up presidency because it doesn't

affect their fridge i can psyche and because of their wealth and status they can endure the costs. sure everyone's paying more for food and some people never make it home from work, but at least these losers don't have to wake up at night thinking about trump. too bad it's over. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! he only hangs out with dummies. comedian jeff dunham, and walter! [cheers and applause] >> greg: she left the white house press wailing in distress. commenting for two, outnumbered and former white house press secretary, kayleigh mcenany! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: she had a sunny disposition while taking your deposition. outnumbered cohost emily compagno! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and, finally, the pilgrims told her no thanks. fox news contributor, kat timpf!

[cheers and applause] >> greg: kaylee once again you're on my show with child. >> greg: yes. >> kayleigh: you are caring an unborn baby on your body. >> kayleigh: yes. >> greg: at any moment it could come flying out at me. >> kayleigh: seven days, so it could be now. >> greg: oh. second child usually comes a week early, right? >> kayleigh: that's right i planned this around it. >> greg: so just so you know, in high school i was the center, so... . >> greg: >> kayleigh: so you'll be ready. >> greg: i'm at it. >> kayleigh: greg is why ob/gyn. >> greg: i'm your ob/gynot. you worked with twitter is he coming back to twitter? >> kayleigh: if i had to guess i

would say yes. so biggest loser hardest hit is joe biden. i don't appreciate being called a loser on your show though. >> greg: what did i do? >> kayleigh: you said anyone who studies trump's tweets for six years is a loser. i studied them for four. i was his press secretary. >> greg: well, you were being paid to, that's different. >> kayleigh: government salary paid, yes. >> greg: yes. >> kayleigh: that's right. no, i would just say this. i think he should come back to twitter. i mean 90 million people in 24 hours, if he's running for president how could he not use that platform but my favorite is the naacp president he said elon is failing democracy and then you go to face the nation, these sunday shows which are high minded, right? well, they had an expert on saying this is 100% russian disinformation that fueled the poll. this is the gru speaking, not the people of the world. i mean, come on buddy. really, russia? we're going back to russia and failing democracy?

sounds familiar. >> greg: that's amazing. [cheers and applause]. >> greg: please, we don't just have five dummies today we have six right walter? >> kayleigh: good to see you. nobody everyone introduces me, greg. no one said i was here, no one said it yet. >> greg: i said you were here, i said jeff dunham and walter. >> kayleigh:. >> jeff: you're the only one. we're happy you're here. >> greg: i'm happy you're here because finally i'm taller than someone [laughter]. >> jeff: i want to know where tyrus is? >> greg: he's coming in later this week, maybe he's taking thanksgiving off >> kat: we're not coming in >> greg: do you like tyrus? >> jeff: i could kick his ass, i could take him. >> greg: if he were here your head would already be off and god knows what he would be doing down your neck. although i doubt it would fit. but, anyway, don't you love it, i'm going to talk to you now

jeff. >> jeff: okay, fine. >> greg: they were filled with an avalanche and dread. it's about their psyche. they don't show any pain for inflation or crime but they're worried. >> worried about trump coming back, yeah. >> america was covvee, that's what we want. >> greg: you are the average fox news fan aren't you? >> i am, i have an eight track. >> greg: to what part of the body do you apply relief factor? >> what the hell did you just say? his hand. you want to ask a question, wait for the joke greg. >> greg: i'm sorry. >> okay, fine. >> greg: and i thought you were made of wood. >> you should sit on jeff's other knee, it's hilarious. >> greg: oh, my god, i'm arguing with a dummy. what has happened. >> i feel the same way. >> greg: emily, are you

surprised by the left's outrage? >> emily: no, absolutely not and i have to focus for a moment on cbs and what they did. that to me, because, you know, we expect a lot of hysteria coming out of the libs and progressive lefts and the woken a everyone but the media to come out in their self perceived ons tearity and say we are closely monitoring the situation, where have you been the past few years. democrat-led cities triple digit spikes in violent crimes. crickets. 12 police officers shot in one week last month. silence. record breaking migrants die at the owner border, nothing what them whatsoever. but donald trump returning to a social medium app, pandemonium. let the libs burn themselves out as far as i'm concerned i go to fox news for news and i go to twitter for hysteria. >> kayleigh: yep. >> greg: an interesting analogy emily brought up kat.

kind of like when the media responds to trump, they're like a pet and they have to run around in circles and you have to wait until they tire out and then move on with your day. how did you take the news? what did you do? >> kat: nothing. i also don't believe all these people who hate trump saying that they're upset about him being back on twitter, because all of us, i mean, okay, maybe it's just me but i don't think so, my favorite people to follow on social media are not the people i like. >> greg: right >> kat: it's the people that are the best most entertaining to talk [bleep] about. like family or friends, you won't belief what she just said, send it to the group chat. the people who hate trust are the most excited because ever since he's been off exert they have to work larder rather than these journalists all they would do is quote all he tweeted and

go wow. >> greg: that's what he would do even on truth social. but he can't go on twitter, because that's why you go on truth social to win. >> kayleigh: he can't but he needs to. if he's running for president, you can't leave 90 million people hanging >> kat: it would be funny if he did though. after all this he never does a tweet >> kayleigh: it would be funny. one more thing i'm not tweeting. one more thing >> kat: if he does no one will talk about it. >> greg: true make them want you. up next, can biden read a birthday card when he gets lost in his own backyard. ♪ ♪ ♪ this... is a glimpse into the no-too-distant future of lincoln. ♪ ♪ it's what sanctuary could look like... feel like... sound like... even smell like. more on that soon.

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the pres who's never alert is officially older than dirt. yeah, joe's feeling fine as he parties like he's no longer 79. president joe biden celebrated his 80th birthday yesterday in typical fashion, wondering where the hell he is. it marks the first time ever that an american president has turned 80 in the oval office and the first time the oval office desk chair doubled as a toilet. [laughter]. >> what? >> greg: terrible. he celebrated with his family in the white house with his favorite, a coconut cake. does someone warn him coconuts are a natural laxative? puts a smile on his face though and one on the teeth in the glass floating on his night stand. biden and his handlers say he's fit for the job and more than capable of running for reelection despite his advanced age. and when he shakes hands with imaginary people he has the grip

strength of a teenager joe himself has said he felt 50, which raises the question, 50 what? just wondering. there's a women's college nearby so it could be anything. as we celebrate the commander in chief, let's take a long trip down memory name or at least confuse meander through the rose garden. >> two, 12, 15 t -- oh, stepping on a -- that's blake. anyway. >> by the way this is my sister valerie, and i'm jill's husband. >> i'm having trouble reading this. >> the percentage of the men who do so end of quote, repeat the line. ♪

>> greg: unlike the president, that never gets old. now let's go to the birthday boy himself. how are you celebrating your birthday? >> oh, no, no, no. i'm 80 years old. anyway, ♪ happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me ♪ i feel 50. that's how you get the joe age, you subtract 30. text joe to minus 3-0. i remember 30 years ago whiffs ffrt i felt 20. i remember what i was doing, just like you, listening to some good head banging music. ♪ >> here we are now, entertain us ♪ >> greg: yeah. so, not a day goes by where

people say biden reminds them of you. what say you? >> we have gotten that since obama. you look just like him so our special is coming up on friday and i actually play biden in the special. >> greg: you're not actually him. >> no, not actually him. but, you know, it fits perfectly because someone else is always telling me what to say. and you could put me in office and at least you'd know for sure i'm not the one running the show. [laughter]. >> greg: where can they see the special. >> going to be on comedy central, comedy central part of paramount which is a great thing except we were on cbs this morning and now we come here. i feel a little dirty both ways. >> we had fun with it. by the way watching those films, no matter what side you're on,

how could you take that seriously? >> greg: yeah. we all had friends on the other side of the country, some some of us do, some don't. and i asked, just like here, review is kind of a joke. >> but it gives you material, so i love it. >> greg: there you go. what say you, kat, you know are we being a little too ageist? biden's age isn't the worst thing about him >> kat: no, it's impressive. i don't think i'll see 80. i'm serious, i think i'm going to get an insidious rare cancer in my early 50rs. >> greg: come on, don't bring everybody down. >> kayleigh: but then i'll beat it and then it will come back with a vengeance and i'll die before 50. but it's not his age because i know a few 80 year olds, not to brag. but they don't act like that. >> no, they don't.

>> he's just you just have to judge if i'm keeping up the same pace. i'm like i'm concerned at the pace you're at now. every time he gets out a full sentence i'm surprised and in a. >> greg: talk about a relief factor, when he opens his mouth i'm like, maybe he's okay. >> kayleigh: subject and predicate. >> did you know the secret service is actually trying to protect him from natural causes. did you know that? >> greg: that's funny. >> jeff: thanks a lot. >> greg: emily, kat's right, he's 80 but not a strong 80, you know, like stuart varney. >> stewart's like 40. here's the thing this is what annoys me about the libs is that they try to make it about the number. for example, the i shall chair of the one of the new hampshire groups straight up said and the

paper printed this, tom brady won a super bowl at age 53 so we have to reassess aging. what does that have to do with our president becoming crypt keeper? nothing. and that's not the point. the point is we all know a million 90 year olds that are smarter and more with it and 40 years olds that act like 102. there's always an example for each and the bottom line is our president is absolutely moreifying. that montage should be the campaign video for the republican nominee over and over and over. >> greg: i still feel guilty about it. >> emily: don't feel guilty. >> greg: i know what am i talking about, i have no soul. kayleigh, i thought, what if it were 30 years younger?

>> kayleigh: he was still saying the same things 30 years ago. this is a guy who's never been with it. but the new york times, you pick a copy up, they say that experts say, mr. biden and mr. trump are in the category of super ageers because they age better than their pierce. trump and biden are not in the same category because biden carries around cheat sheets. i used to make them for trump, i would put gras ofs on there with facts that you might want to recall. biden's say, you take your seat, you stand up, you talk to the lady. surprised it doesn't say you go to the bathroom now. nancy pelosi said we're handing this over to the next generation of leadership. talk to your bodied of joe man because we are he a ready for the next generation and it ain't him. >> that's right. >> greg: well, you know what? >> jeff: in his defense i will say biden has done one thing that no president ever has.

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>> greg: welcome back. meet the new bob, same as the old bob. true disney responds to financial loss with the recycled boss. disney announced the return of bob iger of ceo taking over the job currently held by bob cape i can. he was thanked for his service and given two breakfast vouchers for epcot's garden grill buffet. delicious. believe me he'll enjoy the savings. in recent years disney received a ton of criticism for pushing left wing agendas in their content. their stock suffered losing roughly 36% of its value this year. uncle walt must be spinning in

his refrigeration chamber. but many see its a doubling down of progressive values got them into the mess in the first place. a company said in a statement sunday night that disney is in the process of a transformation. >> let's hope they don't give the dwarfs a prescription for puberty blockers >> emily are you excited about this news? i mean, i believe this has more to do with people just over disney, right? how do you get people to fall back in love with the imagine nation and the allure of disney. >> emily: i feel that was question number on the binder that bob number two opened. to me the shares immediately sky rocketed, all of a sudden people had their faith restored for some random reason. this is exactly what the democratic party did when they resist recollecteded peared. and also reminds me of my friend

who divorced him wife and married someone with the same name. it's like didn't you do that. >> greg: the monogrammed towel theory. >> emily: and you never call the wrong name. >> greg: johnny carson three wives all named joanna. >> emily: bob, bob, bob. >> greg: there you go kat. >> people are weird. >> greg: thank god you're normal, huh? >> kat: yeah. i'm very traditional. >> greg: you're extremely traditional, let's say you were made ceo of disney? how would you make it better? witness witness i don't really have a lot of magic inside me so i don't know if that would work. he's the former ceo which is funny because all disney does is reboots now. that's the problem, they don't have any new ideas, not even for a ceo. like they need new stuff,

because they keep coming out with the same movies over and over again, the second version's never as good as the first version is. being less political i think could be good, in either direction. >> got to break bread with desantis, right kayleigh? has to break bread with desantis because they decided -- you know what happened? the disney ceo, they fell with that twitter is life thing, saw the excitement they got from the left when they were fighting for desantis, and then what happens? there's consequences. >> kayleigh: that's right. this bob chipek wanted to make disney less political. he also lost a lot of money with disney plus. at least he beat cnn plus.

but bob iger was uber progressive. was a democrat became independent, bob iger was considered to be joe biden's ambassador of china at one point. he radio signed from a trump board after trump got out of the climate accord. get rid of limb, do you want to change dis any ron desantis for ceo of disney [cheers and applause]. >> kayleigh: there you go. >> greg: i see where you're going and okay, i like it. walter, how do you take the news? >> jeff: i think everyone's confused. nothing's going to happen. they're not bringing him back. they're going to mount him in the hall of presidents next to lincolns. he's going to be a robot guy. who is this other guy? the hulk? goofy? what the hell was it. >> i'm going to say something a

little bit against the grain here, little vegan. i love disney, they're all grown weather, and i ignore the politics. when i tweet or instagram out i get so much hate it's unbelievable but i don't care because sexual assault is still there and we have fun get on rides, the magic is there and i understand all the politics but i choose to ignore it for my kids. i have grown girls but also twin boys that are seven years old and that is a magical time at any one of those parks. >> greg: i will agree with you. i can remember going to disney a lot. you know what's interesting, though? the best part about disney is it didn't change in some ways but it still looks the sake. it is he you know what it is? the playboy mansions for kids. how about that for an analogy.

>> kat: they should change it to the most magical place on earth to that. >> greg:' like the playboy mansion for kids, people will be like you have to go there. and you get there and it's stinky >> kat: blood on the wall. >> jeff: great people that work there, look what i do for a living for god's sakes. >> greg: not pinocchio. >> jeff: you don't know what happens when we're not on camera. >> greg: i hear you. >> jeff: he's telling lies, lies. oh, i went there. i can't believe i went there. >> greg: about time. you can always talk to me walter. >> okay. >> greg: yeah. after the show. >> you're too short for me. [cheers and applause] persist passion pass actually a little disney magic there. >> kayleigh: i'm going to

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>> greg: welcome back. budweiser gets bounced from the country no one can pronounce. [laughter] >> greg: true you can't get lickored up at this year's world cup. qatar or cutter whatever you want to call it decided at the last minute to depletely ban alcohol at the stadium at the world cup reversing its previous plan to admit the sale of beers. so no blaming beer goggles if you go home with an you cannily chick in a burke a. that never happens, the country has said to have changed its mind after someone showed a video of emily compagno at oktoberfest. >> emily: what? >> greg: she beat a man to death for ming on her lederhosen.

75 a president downplayed the whole thing saying if for three hours a day you can't drink a beer you will survive. >> yeah, try telling that to emily. but being sober may just what you need to pronounce the host country's name. >> yes, the countdown to qatar is definitely on. >> the eyes of the world will be on qatar. >> the first world cup game sunday ecuador versus qatar. >> ecuador has won the first match against qatar. >> make up your dam mind? why are we going to play there if we don't even know the name. stupid. but a huge bummer from fans who will be forced to watch soccer sober. that sport has less scoring in it than me at spring break. laugh year. but it's weird. why would a beer company sponsor an event in a country that bans

alcohol. that's like an air freshener sponsoring an event for swalwell. read the room. but the biggest loser is probably budweiser who will have to cover losses by selling clydesdales to the elmer glue factory. kat could you go three hours at a sporting event without drinking at a foreign country? that would be all that's kept me alive. >> i did that this month so it wasn't much foreign company. well it was texas. >> kayleigh: army air force and i didn't drink at all. i hate football so that's probably why i was upset. >> soccer, sports don't really do it for me. look, budweiser's probably a little excited because doesn't this mean, i'm not a lawyer emily, but doesn't this mean they get to sue soccer?

or something like that >> emily: great question. the reality is they paid $75 million to sponsor this and part of it was the assurance that they could host fear at stadium. the other irony it still served the fifa officials and the mvp street. it's not to do with holier than thou, we don't drink here in the country because it's totally normal: and i love the people that went after and said disaster, terrible news, because they spent thousands of dollars and two days before the opening match, they -- >> they waited until you booked your flight >> kat: they say high emily this is budweiser what do you say? >> emily: it's all corrupt to begin with, they can try to sue fifa i would. but if i were budweiser i would take all that beer back and give it to first responders here in america.

[cheers and applause] >> greg: it's so refreshing to see two females talk about sports. >> yes. [laughter]. >> kayleigh: it just warms my harm that it can happen. in a free country not like qatar. kayleigh now that you're pregnant i'm sure you cut your alcohol intake at least in half. >> okay. this is the perfect topic for a pregnant woman because i've been sober for ten months. >> and you have a basketball in your belly. >> kayleigh: this baby boy is coming in seven days and the first thing i'm going to do is take my little baby to the beach with an ice cold bud light. bring them to kayleigh's house we will protect them. >> kayleigh: i figured out how to pronounce the name of that country. >> greg: what is it. >> greg: cue ator.

by the way detroit's new long is this is not for you. the only way you get through a soccer game. >> that's true. >> greg: you will? >> greg: yeah, i'm there. >> you're not paying attention to anything i'm saying are you? >> greg: i just got used to you after a while. >> that happens a lot. >> you're not the only one larry, you i don't care. so no speed at the world cup does that also mean no hookers? no, yes. i check that before i fly anywhere, they have a whole map on the u.s. government where there's no sex workers. >> jeff: a hooker map. >> greg: i'm' share it with you later. >> jeff: thank you. >> greg: drinks at my place. we have to move on your pervert. >> jeff: i don't care. pervert made of wood. how great is that? >> greg: you know you like it that way. >> you know i do. >> up next trust only extends to

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depend on for anything. i doubt you have that. that's not a question. how many people do you have in your life that you can depend on? don't cry. >> emily: many. you are not on that list, obviously. but what i thought was so funny about the study is 40% of responders share they have a strong relationship with a small business because they understand their needs, they offer personalized service, and they are available when they need them which sounds like the map you are just talking about. so how is it that people have this relationship with small businesses? these are one of those studies where you have to look back at who is responding to it. >> greg: i don't know what you're talking about, but i will think about it when i get home, walter. >> jeff: so find the people to lean on. i don't have five people in my life, but i have five fingers and me. [laughter]

>> greg: plus you are also a puppet. >> jeff: thanks for pointing out the obvious, great, i was hoping you were believing in the magic. >> greg: okay, no friends. >> jeff: i have you. it >> greg: we are now close. >> jeff: there is a thing going on between us that is absolutely amazing. >> greg: you can tasted the electricity. >> jeff: i can't taste anything. i had covid. >> greg: oh, my god, kayleigh. before we obviously worked together, we picked up on the same thing. it >> greg: you don't trust me. >> kayleigh: that was number one ages ago. but people are close with her doctors and small businesses, that means you don't have friends, i'm sorry. if your friend is your doctor and your small business -- 's be on my gynecologist knows a lot about me. >> greg: is that the guy in the van? >> jeff: i get accused of my friends being the people that

work for me and i don't know how to get around that, because the people that work for me are the people that i love being with. >> greg: you trust them, i have -- i was going through my list, and everybody on my list i work with or worked for. or they work for me, because i will crush them. i have you on my list, kat. i view, tyrus, i have eric, i have to skip that person, my manager, dana, and i wrote definitely not brian kilmeade. that's the title of my memoir. how about you, kat. >> kat: i think it is exactly about five, but i won't say who they are, because i need everybody to think that. >> greg: yes, that's true, i kind of now regret, will just [bleep] out the names and post, everything i say. you have to make sure everybody believes that. >> kat: because i'm like a low maintenance in some ways, but emotionally i am expensive.

>> jeff: something really quick, so my best friend died during covid, and at the funeral, a few people got up to talk and three or four code different guys said he was my best friend. and i was sitting there going, what the -- >> greg: that's amazing. he hated you. >> jeff: his last words were i hate him and his [bleep] puppet! [laughter] >> greg: no, he didn't answer. all right, don't go away, we will be right back.

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>> greg: we are out of time, thanks to jeff donovan walker, kayleigh mcenany, emily compagno, i am greg gutfeld, i love you, america! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> thank you, greg, welcome to america's late news "fox news @ night," i am trace gallagher in los angeles. ♪ ♪ and breaking tonight's new information in the gruesome murders of four idaho college students, now we are being told there could be more evidence pointing to a possible suspect. the father of one victim is now revealing that investigators say the crime scen