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moment to thank god for the blessings every day, especially those nearest him thankful tonight for my wife rebecca, my kids, things were in the gang for letting me sit in the chair and all of our viewers who watc us each week. have a blessed thanksgiving and we will see you soon. greg gutfeld from here, have a blessed thanksgiving. >> how many turkeys you have on there? >> nine and a half million turkeys a year. >> god love you, nine and half million turkeys great i tell yo what, that's like some of the countries i've been too. >> i think that's racist. ♪
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>> happy wednesday, everyone. it is almost thanksgiving. the time when we reflect and give thanks, which is something i do every day. when i look into a mirror. man, was god generous. thanks, god. >> you're welcome, greg, by the way, the clouds are looking great. the angels are really noticing. >> we should all be thankful fo our successes, and most importantly the failure of others. makem i would like to give thanks for anthony fauci for making jesse watters seem humble . god willing, the spotlight chasing doctor is retiring grea yesterday he stood on milk crat and took to the podium one fina
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time. perhaps to telus to start wearing for masks and be sure t put one on your instead of bein the swansong, the oppressor too a nosedive. >> april eustace, i know that, i'm trying to be nice to write brief report or try to ask a simple question about the origins of covid 19. humor, covid, it's a disease that just happen to start where he had funding which sounded a lot like gain of function in coronavirus is. it was a pandemic that killed millions, decimated the global economy and left a whole generation of young people dumber than you're average cnn view were. before we could get an answer, swooped in like on free pizza bear he. >> hold on one second.
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>> we have a process here. of not calling alt on people wh yell, and you are being disrespectful to your colleague in your being disrespectful to our guest. i will not and you are taking time off the clock because dr. fauci has to leave in a couple of minutes rates are not getting into a back-and-forth with you. >> 's awaits, he's their guest? he's like an mvp quarterback wh decided to stop by and while th crowd? no, he's is civil servants and we pay his salary and he better answer that question at some point. but if you thought jeremy, whoever he was got his question and, you to be sorely mistaken.
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>> it is not your turn. it is not your turn. you need to ask from questions across the room. she is asking about the origin of covid 19. >> i hear your question, but we're not doing this the way yo want too. >> what what way are you doing it exactly? actually that is the way, reporters ask important questions and the guests answer them. it must be nice not to have to work that hard at a job, i had to do was take a few boxes unti everyone to f off. simon, i wonder if she's done. >> simon, i'm done. simon, i'm done. go ahead. go ahead. you are taking time away from your colleagues. >> of course simon, is he mean he could ask such as questions is obviously guilty of white privilege.
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so that is fauci last briefing in we still don't know the origins of covid 19. they control congressional hearings. when the room service arrives. now we could believe the expert and assume covid came from a lovely, but slightly overseas and betsy at a market where the go by the 52nd rule. but nancy pelosi has been eatin bats for centuries, and she is fine. her eyebrows even look like little bats. for all we know, it could have come from the bath you bathroom and the views greenroom. probably would've been the last toxic thing and the water.
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i know the janitors. or just may be, it could have been from a love that does gain of function coronavirus researc that just happens to be in the city where the outbreak began. the point is we don't have any answers because they shoot on the question every time they ge asked. if you dare question the narrative they will brand you a someone who peddles and conspiracies, someone who think the earth is flat, someone who thinks we never landed on the moon, someone who really thinks that jesse watters real here. grow up, so the white house and kgb can deflect all they want, but the question must still be asked and hopefully one day we will know for sure how and wher the pandemic started and who is to blame. probably right after we find ou who shot jfk. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. she sparkles like for the champagne she had for breakfast.
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fox news anchor julie banderas. after bidens inflation, this book is only we're 56. duck sexton. , when you carve a turkey, save him the drumsticks, and, finally , she puts the grin in pilgrim, fox news contributor kat timpf. >> buck, welcome to the show. >> good to see you. what did you make of that presser? >> dr. fauci argued the worst most destructive bureaucrat certainly in living memory in
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this country. which is he going to do? stand up in front of everybody and say 15 shots in the for masks and the continued mitigation measures, he is considered the most notable alone, he went to my. i am hoping one day, but i'm taller than him, so i've got that. short shaming again? >> he is obviously wrong on everything related to covid never apologize for anything. i flew in today, there were people on my flight with the n9 five with the rubber bands that are like a fix to their head, all he has to do is just reliev them of this lunacy. if he said it, that's the thing he is the high priest of lunacy. if you said you can finally breathe normal, they would breathe normally again, but the won't do it because they said you look great with your mask on . >> i think this is another
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example of where i see somebody coming into a store with a mask and i am laughing at them. and thinking what are you doing. or walking outside i laughed, but they probably look at me an they say oh, this person is so selfish to not wear a mask. i get it, he's good-looking, so why would he wear a mask. that's right, he's great gutfeld , that is the start of great gutfeld, i love him, i want to have babies with them, but i'm a man, i can't have babies with him, this happens t me all the time. >> there is a surgery for that. >> there is. you wait your turn, jp. there saying they're laughing a you, but they have to say when
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watch the news conference, i actually was having sort of a premonition of what thanksgivin dinner is going to look like tomorrow. it's going to be a complete leap , that's what these press briefings are. got probate reporter who was no willing asks a vital question what is the origin of covid, that is a question that has never been addressed right it's the number one question unanswered at this point and obviously it will never get insert. >> here is a question because i heard for somewhere, do you think people would be more distressed by covid if it was a skin condition, like if you actually saw stuff? they wouldn't even care if they studied the vaccine. they would just say give it to me. did you like how self-satisfied fauci flicked there?
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it's like he was expecting a gold watch. >> this is such poetic justice. was it ron paul that said live by the sword, die by the sword? he said that about one time, so not a big fan. here is where i am with this, this guy decided to become a rockstar by imposing this impression upon people's lives and he had the intelligence industry in to back it up right now he's going out in this way to where the most controversial for start of the show of his retirement presser was a reporter nobody has ever heard of, so he is not the start of his own show. i mean the press secretary made a mockery of the entire thing that was his opportunity to be asked what does it feel like to be so important and powerful, they expect everybody to clap for him, it's just not going to
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happen? >> i often think, kat you would be great as white house correspondent not fox, but our. you could go there and you woul be very good at it. what would you say? >> i would be so good at becaus i'm so good at bringing attention to myself so i would be a star. >> would you make of the questions, do you think jp was right? >> it was reaction. reaction was likely. hey, you're a doctor, can you check out this rash? you book doctors on the show. >> why do you think dr. drew is on the show? he's terrible. i have him on because he's got general broad sense of the germinal dermatological disorders. like you said, usually, when
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somebody can't just take your money, apparently were all just cool with the government not having to do that anymore, but now it's like you can't even estimate question relevant to what we just gave them all that money to do, to me that's disrespectful. >> it's like they think they don't owe us an explanation it killed millions of people. >> but his role wasn't to deal with covid, it was to do exactl what he was with to deliver the presidency to the democrats and keep everybody compliance and fearful and quiet while trillions of dollars took away the most basic rights and gave us a little test run of communism so in that, he was successful. i feel like i'm on info wars. >> let's not forget the fact that he told people masks didn' work at the beginning. he did that because he wanted t
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preserve the amount of mask spirits. >> he lied about the library. >> he was lying when he said. >> it's in the bible. if you lie down with a lie, you wake up with the truth. >> i don't know what's happening . we are kind of like. >> now we are going to move on. up next, conservatives can up next, conservatives can finally say censorship only wen one way. and look newer longer.
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full of hair dye. >> here we are. its entire closet of #will t-shirts. >> no wonder he has a zillion dollars, he won't pay somebody to pay his own closet. of course, the left can't stop crying about it this week, washington post right that he has granted the trusted safety team. they were in charge of many content decisions including the one about trump and now the reporters argue must decision t reinstate trump and other accounts would undo ears of careful work on twitter rules.
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which is like saying they calling an exterminator undoes years of careful work by termites. but it's because they loved old twitter when they controlled th information, how they don't, that's because musk knew what w knew all along for the right were being censored and not democrats. earlier this week we don't hear much about democrats and left a being on twitter because they were never kicked up in the first place. censorship has been deployed as a one-way operation against conservatives. musk replied correct. so we say what we always knew t be true, which means it is time for. ♪ which we did this. >> i wish we did this. a person on twitter who goes by
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took this batch between aoc and musk and turned it into pure art . >> i apologize. i'm breaking all the rules, i'm breaking all the rules. i think one of the biggest problems we have in dc is that everyone's egos our too big. you are opening yourself up. >> i'm just being me. >> let's go. >> absolutely. absolutely.
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>> that was amazing. that was amazing. amazing. so joey, those t-shirts prove that everything we suspected about twitter, that they are al woke dopes, they had the shirts. >> what i love about the story is knowing that elon musk, he will sell them for a profit, hume might send them as part an gives to the people who left, but i hope those t-shirts go online and it's like like the phillies won the world series. >> it is amazing. i think he came up with a new shirt do we have that? ensured that he decided to make in response. it stay work. very clever. what i like about this whole process, he is basically pullin the curtain back to see what's
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really going on like we are seeing all this stuff, like if he hadn't bought it, we would never know their shirts exist. we would never know that the disinformation in the censorshi was only examined one way. >> i sympathize for twitter because i do have skeletons in my closet which is why i could never run for office. >> like you would run for offic brickey he will know, because i have skeletons in my closet, bu it's no secret that the woke agenda has always been alive an well, but who is the idiot that left behind the evidence becaus i think they all got fired, i guess they didn't have time to grab there t-shirts and run. that is classic. >> he is salting a lot. he as using the past to be his future marketing plan. they don't need a marketing department. that is more marketing than anybody could ever need.
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>> it's in the news nonstop, making news of his marketing department is the news. >> he has replaced trump as the new spirit. >> he has. people are crying at work. that's normal. who doesn't cry at work? i've cried at every job i've ever had. of, whatever is worth it won't make you cry. know the things that are worth it will make you cry because yo care. >> i've never cried at work. and i worked at the slicing onions factory. >> if you ask me, i couldn't tell many times i've cried. >> you cry on the show. might try to make you cry. you do without even trying. >> it's a talent i have. so what do you think about how it's going so far?
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you've never heard of mastodon? >> i've heard of it. it's like after an election the say they're moving to canada an they don't. mastodon is canada in this they all say is there going there, but they're not going to do that . which happened, into love this, the lefties that have migrated our turning on each other and banning each other. one guy got banned because he linked to a new york times piec on trans surgeries and what the did is they migrated and they took all their bad behaviors, all the cancellation and all th knot and it's its beautiful birds. >> number they game where you had to hit the gophers with the fitting at the fair and everything else. wacko mold. >> is, thank you. being woke is like wacko mold o they are trying to ruin their people's lives and careers, not doing anything to benefit anybody. if all you have is slightly les woke people this is what hands ends up happening. they are whacking there own in
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this scenario. one thing i think everybody should know about this, is the stuff we are just beginning to see like the woke t-shirts is just the beginning. you'll see there was a specific algorithmic changes, look at jordan is like a canadian right wing mister rogers. kick people off being no business being kicked off at all . the point is, this is the same thing at youtube, at facebook, at tik tok, the same kind of people run all of them. this is the beginning of what may be a broader change. they are neither trustworthy or concerned with your safety. >> did you want to add somethin before we went to break? >> it's kind of like those facebook groups. then they kick you right out.
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who heard that noise today? summit at 7:00 p.m. you passed my mailbox twice. they are home monitors. >> they are an observation, joey . should have just gone to break. >> may be ill cry here for the first time. our ready did back there. i've done that to you twice. remember, complaining about the planters worked on the heel of my foot to make. he was so pelagius dared to mee was looking down at the fact that he doesn't have legs. >> the heel of my foot probably has pot plants growing out of it . >> i would smoke it. >> full-circle.
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tarantino complains woke movies don't entertain. the movie of jackie brown gives hollywood to thumbs down. in an interview promoting his new book cinema speculation, that is a terrible name, he discussed white movies sucked today, hint, they are woke and this is why hollywood only make two types of films these days superhero insects rent harassment training videos. they asked him was better about moving to in the past like say the 1980s they now he says today's movies are worse becaus they don't take any risks. in the 80s they had more shoulder pads in gratuitous scenes much like my tom brady fan fixture. and when asked whether a movie like the trailblazing company blazing saddles could actually be made in today's climate, he
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says i don't quite believe you couldn't make some of these movies today like blazing saddles you just have to have the balls to make them. in today's hollywood the only balls you will find are on wonder woman. julie, you and i are roughly th same age, you probably grew up in the 1980s, he was basically comparing the 80s to now. there is no comparison. i wrote out a couple of my old favorites, teen wolf, 16 candles , debbie does dallas. >> a classic. and by the way, truth in advertising, she did do dallas. avon had, wouldn't you agree. welcome it your all. wouldn't you agree that had better storylines then? >> they had stories for a bit i wouldn't know. i find it to be degrading and
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disgusting and i will not watch anything more than two or three minutes. >> that's all you need anything ways. >> that's all you thanks for explaining that. i think we are saturated with all the movies and all of that. it's like an actual movie is when you're sitting in front of your tv trying to look for a movie and after 45 minutes to a hour you can say i can no longe watch a movie because i been here for an hour. i tried that with the fiancé, there are so many options it should be amazing, you have trailers. >> not moving not married? >> the point being, we can neve find we are trying to find a movie in they're all actually terrible, and people point of the cells, anytime the critics
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don't like that, 90 percent, that is good if it's over 90 percent, than it's really bad everybody points out every year the oscars it's all these movie you've never heard of it used t be braveheart won best director and best picture, a fabulous movie there movies out there that everybody saw, saving private ryan, movies were amazing and critically acclaimed , now it's just, i don't know what's happened, i think streaming has hurt it too. >> i also think the fact that attention spans, i always ask i she seen this movie in she said no because she can't sit throug a movie. >> thereto long. i would criticize that except the superhero movies are now almost always three hours prior to his the time or the to sit for three hours. mind goes numb and i don't like that.
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i didn't want either forget i was over here. to your point about blazing saddles, think about there is something about mary. >> people don't even believe that is a rear real beard. >> movies our too long. even when i was a kid i didn't like i was jealous that other people in them had acting jobs and i didn't. it's likely get all these people . life is boring, they're too long , i've never seen any of these movies that you guys just brought a. i did see lazing saddles instea of ones blazing. discredited after that? cried. it is blazing saddles for heat said guns blazing. you've never really seen there' something about mary?
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it's a good film. >> what's the worst thing about movies today? >> here's the deal, he said something in this interview really smart he didn't even realize. he said what he tried to say wa that the term you can't make that movie anymore like blazing saddles, hollywood is telling u that that's how they feel, but the viewers don't feel that way at all the staves chappel is th most successful comic we have right now brady can't tell me you can't make blazing saddles and look at the fact that dave chapelle consult out anywhere. people you want us to make fron of us, we want you to make people in hollywood have this righteous shield they are trained to carry it's a little too heavy for the drugs overdoing these movies, but that's got to be the most arrogant person and the world
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>> strange animals are forming thanks to global warming period true global warming is creating assignments say it's causing th clear of proliferation of hybri species around the globe glossing over how many are half animal absolutely scientist. they say it's particularly prevalent in the arctic where they are having disparate animals to just meet, it's even so dark that joy behar could find a partner.
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laugh at that one and not the vcl of the joke. i don't understand you people. things are heating up in the atmosphere and also the bedroom. have you ever spent a lonely night you're a walrus, you know what i mean. is that it tuscarora are you just led to see me. that might've been john bolton. they don't call him the walrus for nothing. researchers have documented all kinds of bizarre new creatures and not just the ones that are living in geraldo's. they have fun off the beluga whales in our walls have made n lucas. which sounds like a prescriptio drug. as cure doctor about.
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may cause suicidal thoughts and constant diarrhea. in north america, coyotes meeting with bulls have created a coy wolf which is like a regular wolf, but plays hard to get. >> lf it's. i've got to say, that movie now looks more like a documentary. ♪ it reminds me of the night they refuse to share the conten object massager. first they say climate change i vanishing species, now it's creating new ones, so it's a perfect balance, we lose when w gain one.
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>> especially when they start with stuff that is so scary lik the world's going to catch on fire and you're going to burnt burn alive, pretty scary. there is going to be new berries , not so much. i'm a hybrid of my mom and my dad. >> it's something else we can talk about. good one. we are all hybrids, joey, you are a hybrid. >> you are an evolved human being. the first of all, when you said i was thinking of those sharp words that they bring out, i di not know it was going to be a movie. i get very hungry there for a minute. this blows my mind. as a hunter and someone who gre
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up poor in the south, which means we have to know how to raise our own food and stuff, hybrid animals have been a thin for a long time. some dude named john decided yo could breed a with a horse and get something called you mule, that wasn't global warming. and you could go to the county fair and see something that was donkey with racing stripes it's made from zebra. we get word and have fun and a bunch of different ways. animals do it now it's global warming. they just want to try something out for eight different kinds dogs having. how do you think we got frenchy's. >> i've got frenchy's. >> these animals are just getting their freak on, julie, you understand that.
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>> julie's kids have been here for the full show. >> especially as i'm about to talk about beast reality and inbreeding. >> evolution. i don't know, because we're desperate and we're coming up with nothing so let's make some hybrid animals. i think it's kind of cool. i don't know about all those animals you just listed, but they sounded cool too. >> it's okay not to know everything. either nowhere were going with this one. there was a joke coming. >> didn't we hear about from napoleon dynamite years ago? >> you trying to get away from parents and be with someone alone in the dark parade at
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tiger in alliant is a real thing . the grizzly bear polar bear hybrids i was up late one night and watching one of those discovery shows, there was a gu that went hunting that killed what he thought was a grizzly bear, but it had some of the characteristics of a polar bear and then the fed started investigating because it's a bi deal if you shoot the wrong air one is protected and one is not. and then they basically were like well you kind of shot the wrong bear and he's like it looks like the beer i'm suppose to shoot so you never know. good for you. >> no wonder you guys watch so many movies. cia stuffit. >> we used to make all kinds of funky animals and the cia. >> the cia did. the bird weasel. weasel that flies. to give those monkeys from wizard of oz. >> these things cured me, but
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>> they discovered a cat after some of his fervor sticking out of a suitcase. how do you think this happened? >> i have no idea. i love cats, but if you can't notice that there is a liberal something coming out of your back like that, it gives a whol new meaning to pocket sleep. >> kat, she said it was undercu and it must've snuck in. should she be executed? not the. >> i don't know why you would steal someone's catchphrase the don't automatically like a new person. >> that's true. to get my dog, easily kidnapped. like i'll go with you guys to. >> cats are loyal. my cats, he's not mean, he just
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loves me and only me which is how it should be. >> food who feeds them? >> it doesn't matter. does not true, that's not true. we are codependent. isn't it funny that they discovered this cats at jfk? to keep this ea kite. >> ergo buck sexton is a spy. >> can i just one thing on this if i may? why do we always have to do about the thing about did you pack the bag yourself? this is why we have to have the tell us. clearly, there was some bag issue when your curing a live feline in your carry-on or was it checked? to keep that's a good point, it
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was a checked bag. i thought you could bring food on a plane, i don't understand. with that being said, that cat, it was trying to get somewhere. we had this cat we can't infect on because he was really fat. we lived like 30 miles east, might digicam and rehome tim in a trailer park and with that ca show back up seven days later. cats know how to get back on. >> there you go. that was stupid story. you should have ended on the great joke brady had a joke. don't go away. we'll be right back.
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