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i bet it has been an amazing few months of recent shows too. tonight let's look back at some of my future favorites. >> i think we are finally realizing the secret truth about the woke, the number of people who actually believe in this garbage is like brian kilmeade's fan base. way smaller than we think. we always assume the woke have the numbers but we never really knew how many can elicit 10 million, 1 million, what if it's just 500 miserable narcissists. one of us just keith olbermann? the hill reports on a new study which shows people often appear more politically extreme than they really are, just to fit in. there are some exceptions like antifa, isis, and the cast of the view. the populist report compares how much people agree with political statements in public when revised in private. the differences between stated

and private opinions were as big as my quads. >> they are big. you'll see them later. that is a t is. it turns out millennials who tend to be progressive are much more conservative when it comes to education. why? because by now they have kids which means they don't think it's right for a teacher to tell mike show second grade students how to pork you have to wait until later in fifth grade like mine did. meanwhile 74% believe parents should have more control over the curriculum, that's a difference of 26 points compared to their public opinion. that's more points than that jimmy failla has on his driver's license. this should actually test pass you off. it means these generations masquerade to fit in rather than step up. they have less backbone than a bucket of snails. it's this cowardice that enables such terrible ideas to persist. i see folks still wearing masks

outside, they are keeping the myth alive. keeps me from spitting them into their mouths. i learned that from my mom. i'm glad people are crazy woke ideas aren't really crazy woke at all but it doesn't really make a difference if the people calling me a are trying to make friends? they have more private doubts about racism and gender ideology being taught in school, that is big. a leading cause of stupidity is because of school. would you have known that if not for this survey? you're welcome. you have to ask people in private about their beliefs and they may not tell. that means while they made not to agree when you're alone they might not stand with you in a school board meeting. there like that guy in titanic who threw on the ladies whig circuitboard light the lifeboat first. speaker member that, fellas.

it also turns out to those under 30 reject more than just my friend requests. unlike their public personas, they don't want to ceos to pontificate on social issues, they don't believe racism is built-in american life. again, that is heartening but it's also infuriating. imagine if these cowards had thoughts, they might not have riots, looting, crime way for democrats in power. if these [bleep] stood up against the tiny throng of miserable extremists on campus or social media, america would be great to. i told them to grow a pair but that means something totally different these days. [laughter] it's true. sadly, they are only honest within their own cranial crawl space and it's there they are less likely to favor speech codes or force people to wear masks. ththat is meaningless because is

driving, you have to let that stuff out, this is the united states, it's not iran for sakes, not yet anyway. the public lying creates an environment where the woke exercised undeserved authority, where everyone else lies to avoid being ostracized like fox & friends hosts. half of americans admit they avoid saying something they believe in for fear of upsetting some. i live to upset them, that's why about that billboard outside npr, no wonder no one trust anything anymore if you are lying you know everybody else is lying too. the woke turned us all into the clintons. worse, we are likely audience members of the view, nervously agreeing that ana navarro seems smart. we are now side load in tribes and hilariously we don't even believe in. it's an idiotic thought -- it's

like peer pressures turning this into a bunch of evil to needles. >> we like you, you don't have to do all this stuff to come in. >> you not going to end up in the record books are likely to end up in hospital -- you're not going to do it. promise? [screaming] >> i never liked him anyway. >> me either. >> i applaud a fiery death, you

monsters! attention starved activists who held priceless art with food, it's time we start ruining their true art which is lying by not throwing mashed potatoes or soup at them but the truth because never in history has so little done so much harm to so many. it tells you why once again this show is number 1 and stephen colbert's number 2. let's welcome tonight's guests! this first guest can spot a host, striking fear and vacate hate crime hoax, dr. wilford riley! people can't take their eyes off him out of fear they will still their wallets. jimmy failla!

she hates all the attention, fox news contributor kat timpf. this halloween he's handing out beatings. my massive sidekick and n.w.a. champion tyrus! professor, welcome to the show it's your first time -- i'm a fan of your work. you came out with this amazing book on hate crimes and i'm always amazed that you haven't been canceled especially with your performances on twitter which are often incredibly perceptive and you take a lot of risk. is the study explaining that may be more people agree with you than we thought? >> let me say, we mentioned this in passing but the is probably the best symbol ever for a look political party. there are probably a lot of reasons i haven't been canceled, being black makes it harder to call me a nazi.

they still try it and no matter how ridiculous. at any rate there are a couple reasons, this is one of them. i have read this study before, people can check that out quite seriously most of it ran in the hill. it is absolute fascinating, 76% of people across left and right think parents should make most decisions for kids. the majority of people were pretty normal, this is a reversal of something we already knew. we already knew people toned down those crazy tribal beliefs when they are in mixed company, this is the reverse. if all you hang around with people just like you you say the craziest imaginable stuff. this is good because we now know very note few true believers exist. >> it makes me sad i might have believed in this delusion. do you hang around with people

like you? >> i have always believed there is a gap between what people believe publicly and privately only because of how we change labeling. we took disagreement, recharacterize it as his speech and we put pressure on people to play along with the group. think about this if you support voter i.d. you are now considered jim crow on steroids. if you want to take a little kid to a strip club you are considered a democrat schoolteacher. you know what i mean? you get it. what we have done is not only hasn't heard political debate it's actually hurt the country and a good example of that for real would be the wall. democrats voted for border wall funding twice until trump came down the escalator and said build the wall, not everyone is

getting into the border. i think what has happened is we have exposed the tyranny of the minority just in time because social media allowed them to weaponize that ideas quickly. the only reason we didn't defund the police after biden got elected as he thinks they are a british rock band, if it wasn't for that we would be screwed. >> greg: i get that joke. how's it going? >> it's going so well? >> greg: i'm optimistic about this but does it matter the person calling you a nazi doesn't mean it? >> i wish we could go back to the good old days when people would stop hating me for where i work and start hating me for who i am. [laughter] >> i'm not sure if that is good or not. >> they applauded somebody set on fire.

>> the true believer, you'll never truly win. spent a lot of time on reddit, there is the bachelor read it and every day they are canceling one of the contestants for something like they follow a republican on instagram or they liked a republican's tweets and if this is what you expect from your reality tv show contestants, you can't be tolerable, you can't be out there in the real world getting along with real people. those people are never gone to like you anyway, it's time for ever want to stop sucking up to people who clearly suck and have sad, deluded expectations about the world. >> greg: i was going to ask you, tyrus what the solution would be and the idea that is easy to say, do not take these people seriously. but if your boss takes them seriously or your hr department takes them seriously, you have to take it seriously. for example, the example of this

young lady just used. what's your name again? >> i'm young! the timing of this couldn't be any more suspect, it looked like the world soiree is over and no receipts are going to be handed out. they just lost 534 of their woke members on twitter, there is going to be a huge drop-off on the hate. ceos and your bosses and stuff during the r's period with the curtains and smoke in the box made it look like they had these huge numbers but every time i got a woke protest it was like three people and one person with a megaphone that were the worst representations of whatever they were trying to represent. what we are seeing now is the jig is up, the blue check is gone, elon came in with a sink

which means i got it, he's throwing out everything he's putting his own kitchen sink. now you are seeing everyone start to go -- how do we do it? easy -- shut up. greg: all right, got to roll, rolling into the next block, the wheels in the bus go round and round as joe and, love ♪ ♪ weeks, make sure you have downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters. i love all types of dancing... salsa, and even belly dancing! i am a triathlete. i've always been into health, and wellness, and fitness... i tried everything

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>> greg: it was a speech full of hypocrisy. the president's speech was more toxic -- joe urged voters to preserve democracy, his talking points were as predictable as his morning bm. [laughter] first he tied to the paul pelosi attack to what else? january 6th. if you didn't see that coming i

have one of hunter's paintings i would like to sell you. still pretty sticky. the paint is wet! and the way he talked about it you think it was impossible to cap the vote anywhere without getting mugged, punched, or called names. >> we must with an overwhelming voice stand against political violence and voter intimidation. all of us reject political violence and voter intimidation, all of us must make it absolutely clear that violence, intimidation, have no place in america. >> greg: who was doing all this intimidation? he never says who. he never said anything during the months of writing although there's a good chance he slept through the whole thing. now he cares because the dems dems are losing which means he doesn't care at all it's a strawman argument from a man made of straw and hair plugs. probably a little duct tape. now it's vote for a republican

is a vote for a death. >> now extreme model republicans aim to question not only the legitimacy of past elections, but elections being held now and into the future. the extreme element of the republican party which is a minority of that party as i said earlier. >> greg: it gives you the sense that an extreme mega republican's this year's loch ness monster, mysterious being no one sees maybe once every three years. the only thing they were a threat to his depleting stores of american flags, and there was this puzzling moment. >> millions more will cast their ballots in the final days leading up to november 8th -- for the first time, this is the first time since the national election of 2020. once again we are seeing record turnout all over the country and that is good. you want americans to vote.

>> democracy is in peril but they expect a record turnout. both things can't be true, can they? it's like how he deems election deniers to be the threat but they are also candidate that the dems dems funneled money to. if those g.o.p. candidates were so dangerous why would the dems support them at all? maybe it's the dems putting democracy in peril. anything more to add to? >> i give a speech last night. it was late but they boosted me, that perks you write up. i said the words! i said all the words, january 6, charlottesville, democracy, republicans! what else do you want me to do? i got to take a nap.

harry styles, is that the prince or the singer? greg: what did you make of his speech? >> thank god it wasn't trump, can you imagine if that had been republican making that speech that divisive? you talk about come out and basically making americans like me -- you say maga republican i supported donald trump i support the movement in this country. to say that i am a threat it is insulting. at the end of the day, it's going to charge up a side of the conservative movement that most people have never seen because i think he's talking to independents and i think folks in the middle right now in this nation for the first time are seeing how divisive he is.

>> i think afterwards and somebody asks him about this either won't remember it or he will pull a kamala. remember when she called him a racist during the debate and when somebody brought it up she was like it's a debate, that's what we do. he's going to be that's just what you do for an election, you smear people. >> unfortunately there will never be the follow-up question, that is the problem. no one ever gets an opportunity to question him about some of the weird [bleep] he says. i think we are overlooking the main point, they won't talk about the real issues americans are upset with. inflation, crime, better jobs, our schools, they don't want to talk about those because after hearing that speech, that tells me that what is going on in this country is an acceptable loss for the progressives and democrats.

the end game is to go green and get rid of all the establishment stuff and all the old money. they are fine with what is going on. when we see what happen when a man beat his wife to oblivion, got arrested, got out, and killed her, that is the 1 millionth thing. >> greg: you've got to break a few eggs. >> the eggs are the american people. if you aren't going to debate the real argument you have to create a monster because he still hasn't told us what to look for. i need to know when i step outside my house what this maga [bleep] looks like, i need to know! who is at, is it me? >> greg: look in the mirror, i wouldn't even know it was me the whole time. i wear a hat, i like the american flag, i drive a truck i [bleep], i pay my taxes and i vote, it could be me! [laughter] >> greg: you are the killer!

>> greg: he was supposed to unify us. >> to preserve democracy you must vote for exactly who i tell you to. that doesn't make any sense. he says point blank autocracy is the opposite of democracy, the rule of one person from a one interest, one party, see you got to vote for this one party or then we are losing democracy, your evil piece of [bleep]. aside from how it wasn't unifying at all that other stuff that logically didn't seem to make all that much sense. >> greg: he does this thing, he talks about the soul of a nation. the soul of the nation does not exist, it's a phrase that he stole from historians. >> they really don't have anything else to go to.

>> i find it i mention it earlier in the show i find it very depressing. if you are telling people he's the commander-in-chief, he is the guy if you are going on tv and telling america vote for us or you will destroy democracy, i think what joe has done is he has found the bottom of the barrel. you can't get any more negative in politics than that. may be you could what do you say -- vote for us of the other team is going to come to your house and to murder your family? scrape the bottom of the barrel and you will find something e else. i'm so disappointed at where they gone with this -- >> do you need a hug? i'm not afraid of touching another man if it means it's going to make him feel better. >> you never were before, it's been a while. >> greg: oh wait until after the show.

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stretch for the manufacturing center to the capital beijing and include mass testing and quarantine for those believed to have come in contact with covid, earlier this week workers of the world's largest iphone factory took part in a protest over china's restrictions. i'm ashley strohmier, now back to "gutfeld!." ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back. l.a.'s homeless can keep clean with their very own streets washing machine. if you are a squatter, your tent may have electricity and water. some of l.a.'s homeless are getting so bold they are siphoning water and power from city streets and hooking up appliances. the city has gotten more illegal hookups than our kelly. several encampments have their own washing machines, some even have flowerbeds. may as well put that street to good use, and my right to? business owners and other locals are fed up they have been snapping pictures and videos of the insanity, sharing them online because they have even

considered [bleep] the encampments just to see how they like it. i made that part up. people are stealing city water as they please, soon there will be brownouts in the city and on the sidewalk. it's not just one neighborhood, there are encampments all over the city with full-sized tents and cordoned off the streets it's like a street fair except that the theme is hepatitis and knife fights. 70,000 people in the street it makes sense homelessness is the dominant issue in l.a.'s upcoming mayoral election. both candidates rick caruso and karen bass say they will make it easier to build new affordable housing and expand the city's shelter system. the outgoing mayor eric garcetti says he did that too ended only expanded the problem onto sidewalks and public parks. the fact is when you make it easier to be homeless you just attract more homeless like kat did when she was single. >> that is true.

>> greg: at least their clothes will smell better and everyone should wash the rug once in a while which is what i tell jesse watters about his to pay. hopefully l.a. can get back to his glory days when the only thing that with the new robert de niro movie. they do suck. >> the solutions they offer, we had these solutions. i know the homeless in new york, they are not looking for affordable housing, they're not like this $3,000 a month apartment is too much for me i'm looking for something of a $2500 range. if they have $2500 that is going into their arm. >> that is right, this is california so let's remember the homeless are not going to get in trouble setting up these tent cities, they might get in trouble if those washing machines are not high energy efficient washing machines. that is what is going to get them in trouble. [laughter]

that's the absurd nature of what they are doing. these are people whose lives are suffering under the name of freedom and tolerance they are taking over these areas, it's affecting the quality of life. i think the interesting thing is so much of this is now happening in these liberal enclaves in these cities, places like los angeles pick out if this was a red neighborhood this was taking place the city of los angeles wouldn't care. they're going to be getting phone calls from very powerful donors saying i'm tired of this you need to do something. >> greg: you just recently got your own washer and dryer. >> yeah. >> and it was part of the what you call it? >> dowry. >> greg: yeah. >> i have never bought a washer and dryer in my life, i've only inherited it, i'm 34. the set up over there is a lot nicer than a lot of the apartments that do cost

thousands of dollars, may be living on the street but how many people can say they have on-site laundry? >> greg: exactly. you know what they call it in real estate? inside-outside living. open concept. i can sit on the couch and watch tv but there is no wall here, that's inside-outside living everybody wants that now. >> excuse me, my shirt is missing a sleeve and now there is blood on it. is a needle in my jacket. i needed to sleep. i need it. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> there is an idea. are we finally evolving into these villages where they do

actually have their laundromats, they have these restaurants, this could be a whole new thing. >> okay, you dear, sweet boy. in those sci-fi movies and forget the other part, the rich then ate them, they let them have their own village and they rounded them up and then these more locks showed up and they were on the plate for the elitists. california is dying. i grew up there and when you talk to politicians they are like mission accomplished. look at that, they have tents they have washing machines they have quality of life. they just don't care about the people who are paying rent inside the houses, guess what's going to happen? it's going to go up. guess what's going to happen to their electric bills, who you think is going to pay for those outdoor washing machines. which is i guess cool, i have never done a load of laundry in my life and i'm proud of that, just like you haven't bought furniture. >> really? >> a lot of my dating in college

was based on folding and separating. i get it to. >> greg: you're not talking the close. >> i am talking about the close. >> what does that mean? if you want to clap, what does that mean? you have no idea. i hope they put washing machines in front of your house. clean up your act. [laughter] >> that is true, i don't know what i'm thinking right now. >> i think it kind of makes sense. [laughter] >> the delivery was spot on. it had the form of a joke and every what he want ef. >> greg: that's what you have to do i am the master of something that sounds like it is supposed to be funny. and it's not. >> he just told you he is a hack and a fraud.

>> greg: up next, some entertainers are making a splash with a cancel culture backslash.

>> greg: of swapping seats is nice, this man said sorry, no dice. keeping his premium seat on a flight which means it must be time for -- ♪ ♪ hero or jerk >> there goes our budget a man said he was on a ten hour flight from europe to asia when a woman with a baby asked if he could switch seats so she could sit with her husband, sounds like a bad deal for him and her hus husband. the guy declined politely explaining he paid extra money for a seat with extra legroom and would be staying there which made the woman very upset, the baby got so angry he threw up his vodka tonic.

the guy explain the situation, am i in a whole forum. when i recounted this incident to my in-laws they said i should have just moved as she had a baby with her. they are probably just mad -- i know that feeling. i know the overwhelming number of credit commentators agree he is not the a whole for refusing to switch. a bunch of random internet strangers totally have his back. if it's one thing i've learned about swapping seats for a baby at the end of the flight they do want the baby back. from over a go to a long legged guy for comment. >> is a long-lived fellow, i need the extra legroom, especially on international flights. it's not like i'm some fat guy.

i have to stretch out these hamstrings before the couch kicks in. right there. >> let's get some ab work in. one, two. that's better. [cheers and applause] >> greg: the guy under the blanket, fire him for being a ham. i have to go to you about this because what would you do? >> hold on with the car wash, this is not a real story, he's a liar. this is some punk trying to get attention. the seats he was talking about with extra legroom art emergency exit seats and you can't sit with a child and emergency exit seats, i know this when i don't have first class, i'm an emergency exit. if she had a baby with the extra legroom, that's emergency exits. that ain't happening, he just made this all up in his head. he saw a clip on a movie with a

chubby guy eating and was like at the mind of my baby sits next to you -- stomach -- >> greg: there is extra legroom i make my family buy at when i'm in first class. >> the extra legroom you can't have a baby and, nobody is going to boo you if you are in first class and someone taps you on the shoulder and she's like me and my husband what the sit together to mind switching for him and coach? no, i'm in first class, why would i switch, i don't care how handsome her husband is, i'm not switching. it would be the same thing you're not going to ask somebody to leave an upgraded seat to go sit in a lower graded seat and be like he didn't move, what a jerk! >> she's a scam artist it's probably not even her baby. if she really cared she would have said will someone take my nicer seat so i can sit next to my husband over there? she didn't do that.

i think she is a liar because also how could your husband not still help you with a baby, are you each going to hold one half of its? he's right over there. she didn't say, i would gladly give up my nice seat if you want to -- no. >> greg: this is stolen baby valor. >> stole the baby and then try to steal the seat. >> they are so angry this woman. >> who writes that, i may a jerk for this, some punk lonely dude who made some [bleep] up. ain't no woman and a baby ask him for nothing ever in his life. >> i believe this is real because it's a segment on the show. i'm like the mother at thanksgiving and it's all falling apart -- we are having the dinner! we are having the dinner.

>> this just happened to me when i was coming back from oktoberfest in munich it was a ten hour flight and i paid extra to sit in the right seat window because i like to sleep against the side of the plane and because i want to be able to roll up the windows because i don't like when you are in a floating coffin i want to be able to see. this younger girl come out younger than i am comes down the aisle and she's like excuse me, can we please switch seats so i can sit next to my husband i'm like are you in a window, very politely and she goes no, her husband was next to me, she was in the aisle across from him. i'm like i'm so sorry i paid extra for this seat i wish you could help to know thank you. sheet and switch with her husband, sat next to me told me every five seconds how she had a migraine. she and her husband had their limbs in the aisle every time they would walk by they would get angry at them they were like the worst people ever expensed in my life. i literally felt like i was the worst person in the world but this is making me feel better

because the whole point is i didn't. [cheers and applause] [laughter] >> i'm sorry, i fell asleep. i'm sorry. >> you should have switched with her and leaned on her husband. [laughter] >> i think we have to go now. >> i have nothing else to add to this i have no physical hatred for mothers. >> greg: i love that story even though i didn't understand it at all that we got to go. you know it's gone too far when they make a serial killer a star. ♪ ♪

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>> a story in five words. >> greg: a story in five wo words, team win beats love. a poll found happiness last longer after your favorite team wins rather than hearing your partner say i love you. in your situation, that would make sense. [laughter] >> i was going to say it depends on who says that, it depends on

your team. i think if you would for the jets, mets, and nix nix, you get excited for when they win. happy birthday and i love you, we all do. did that last long? are you still glowing? >> greg: i am inside -- my heart is eating my liver. also found that "i love you" makes people feel good for four hours but watching your team's victory last four hours in 9 minutes how they figure this out? >> there are a lot of words to give you more satisfaction. i think you are right, i was wrong. >> greg: that's true. or can i give you a massage. >> greg: a defense you're saying that to. say to the wife, not her sister i learned that the hard way.

>> she's got two sisters. >> greg: what do you say i know this is a sore spot because you've never really heard i love you. >> sometimes i would overhear it when she was on the phone. [laughter] >> greg: nicely done. >> i don't think i've ever been happy for four hours who are these people, what are they talking about? >> greg: you don't know what sports is. >> i don't but i'll agree with that, when somebody first tells you they love you but then they go i love you, it's like i know can you please come up with a more creative complement. >> greg: more of a sunk cost and watching the game, there's no sunk cost anymore when somebody says they love you. but every year you start over with a team.

>> i said i love you and i started going why. glad to be back! >> greg: don't go away, we'll be right back.

>> greg: what a great evening, so good i hope we can do it again soon, just the two of us possibly by candlelight. until then we are back with a brand-new episode tomorrow ni night. special report is next, i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america. >> trace: good evening welcome to washington, happytalk thanksgiving. breaking tonight the white house has a list of talking points for you at the thanksgiving dinner.t it's a rundown of thes administration calls president biden's shmehplishments to share wit friends and family, this comes when many americancutts are cutg back or eliminating the holiday meal because of skyrocketing inflation that president has been unable to tame.