sean duffy for laura ingram. check out my podcast called from the kitchen table. we talk about the importance of thanksgiving and family. that does it for us on this special edition of the ingram angle. stay tuned. you can watch greg gutfeld coming up next. >> gutfeld:: happy friday, everyone. wow, that was a great thanksgiving, huh? let's welcome tonight's guests. he's got the heart of a conservative and the hair of a supervillain. former acting attorney general matt whitaker.

if you pis is this vegan off, sherr we'll bake you into a green bean casserole, this is anchor daguen mcdowell. his act is unsuitable for children and grown-ups too. comedian and co-host of the tim horton and robin show on sirius xm. and finally, she's still sleepy from all of that turkey she grang drank. fox news contributor, kat. before we get to some news stories, it's friday you know what that's time for. >> greg's leftovers. mmm. >> time once again for leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. as always, my first time reading these, so don't blame me if they suck. here we go.

a new study finds that nearly half of americans will avoid others to prevent getting sick before going on vacation. nearly all of them say they got the idea to hide by watching joe biden's 2020 campaign. red meat. over the weekend, biden became the first ever sitting president to celebrate his 80th birthday. vice president harris celebrated the occasion by gifting joe a bracelet that reads, "do not resuscitate." that was a good one. the audience likes that. and on monday, president biden continued the thanksgiving tradition by pardoning two turkeys at the white house. the birds were released to washington, d.c. before they were promptly murdered. that's funny. twins in oregon set a new world record for babies born from the oldest frozen embryos. at 29 years, 10 months.

when asked why the embryos were so old, the doctors said they were accidentally placed behind a stack of hungry man dinners. that's true. manhattan da alvin bragg is renewing the probe to presumptuous's alleged role in the stormy daniels hushed money case, are you crazy? so far, investigators claim it's the first time someone paid stormy to keep her mouth shut. she's a porn star, i guess. i wouldn't know. a new study says the average person thinks they have five people they truly lean on. on average, it's the sixth person who says, who the [ bleep ]. are you and stop leaning on me. a woman from iowa, aren't they all, named betsy hendricks celebrating turning 115 years old last week she attributes her long life to

her family support and her inspiring childhood babysitter, nancy pelosi. see that? i didn't even know this. pop star harry styles and olivia wilde are officially ending their relationship, oh li yeah was sick and tired of harry helping himself to her blouses. prior to start of the world cup, host country qatar abruptly announced beer sales would be banned inside stadiums leaving bud wiser with a massive surplus. in response, the company changed the slogan to this bud's for ju. because i guess, i don't know -- i don't know if i can explain it. according to a new survey, 71% of democrats believe president biden could win re-election in 2024. the remaining 29% were not on

crack. startup low-cost carrier breeze airways began service this week with fares as low as $29 one way. they're just like a regular airline, except the cabin always smells like something is burning. i don't get it. and finally morale at msnbc is reportedly at an all-time low as the network faces an identity crisis. it's so low, in fact, that they're changing their name to cnn. [ applause ] what is that sound? a weird noise all right, on to some news. the candidate list of who republicans might enlist. this week the hill noted seven republican challengers who might take on presumptuous in 2024. i hope they like nicknames.

you have the obvious like ron desantis, governor of florida. [ applause ] former ambassador to the u.n., nikki haley former vp mike pence. you can hear it keeps going further down. list also includes former secretary of state mike pompeo. [ applause ] virginia governor glen youngkin and our favorite, maryland governor larry hogan. oh, also, texas senator ted kruz, forgot him. [ applause ] so, there's six men and one woman wow, like a typical college women's swim team. jim, i hope you had a great thanksgiving. >> i'm still stuffed with turkey. >> i bet. did you make a sandwich in the

morning? >> i did. i had little leftovers this morning. really nice. my grandmother died on thanksgiving. >> was it this thanksgiving? >> yeah, yeah. yesterday. >> that's a shame. right at the table or -- >> yeah, a political argument. most people don't know you about this, jim. but you're a megadonor. >> yes, i am. or sperm. >> and you don't even go to the bank. >> no, not at all. >> what are your sources telling you about 2024. who are you putting your must be behind? >> i'll be honest. i think what's going to happen is biden is going to win re-election. they're not going to nominate trump. ron desantis is going to get it. trump will go independent and ross perot the whole thing and biden will win again. that's what i think will happen. >> gutfeld:: you think trump would do that? you think he would do that? >> yep.

i would, why not? he's 76. how many more does he have to go through? i would do that. if they didn't nominate me, i would do everything i could to wreck it for everybody else. >> that truly is the american spirit after all. >> people would still blame the libertarians. >> gutfeld:: yes, exactly. >> every time a republican loses, it's because the libertarians did vote for libertarians. >> gutfeld:: it is because you did -- >> i do. my vote wouldn't go anywhere else. >> gutfeld:: what do you make of the lineup? >> yeah, the governor of maryland. >> larry hogan? >> yeah, i don't know anything about him yet. >> gutfeld:: he's the generic republican. i don't know what he looks like. >> the media is like, desantis is worse than trump. trump could not run and it would still be what they talked about. larry hogan? i'm shocked i remembered his name.

>> gutfeld:: i almost said i love someone. they would have been perverted. >> you should love all god's children. >> gutfeld:: i try. i try. >> what? >> gutfeld:: i don't know. what do you make of -- it's hard to do this show on a friday. i'm tired, you know? i ate so much. >> grouchy. >> gutfeld:: grouchy. wish i had the day off. >> since i'm superficial, i'll just talk about the superficiality. i noticed marco rubio is not in the group. probably because he still looks like the most overeager member of a fifth rate poi band. -- boy band. glenn youngkin with his fleece vest kind of looks like, yeah, i love the almond broeshs. -- brothers. but if you look real close, you can see him like with a sifter listening to some bach.

he looks highfalutin. >> you're going purely on the superficial. i was going to go, what about his issues. but you did warn me. >> people don't vote on issues. it's that you vote for who you might bang. >> i'm not joking. >> that has never occurred to me. >> but ted cruz? so, because, again, highfalutin is better than trying to look relatable. because ted cruz, seven years ago, he was wearing a fleece shirt and he never looked like he could split wood or even start a chainsaw. now he looks like a weekend wizard at the renaissance fair with the facial hair. you can't be a wizard and president at the same time. >> i would love to be a wizard. here's my wizard, max -- >> yeah, whatever your name is. guy in that chair.

so, first of all -- [ applause ] >> gutfeld:: you're a bastard. >> i wanted to help you like -- matt. first of all, your graphics department loves symmetry because chris christi is not on that list. he's on the picture. if someone is trying to put their thumb on the scale. >> gutfeld:: that's right. he's on there. he's nonon the list. >> someone on the staff is a huge christi guy. >> up like the rest of america. >> thank you for being a fact checker, matt. >> gutfeld:: you know what? this is an interesting point, mike pompeo lost a lot of weight, right? you -- he did that for a reason. >> did you read the story? he went down to his basement for 30 minutes a day and did a lit bit of elliptical and lifted some weights. it's amazing -- >> that's what everybody says. >> gutfeld:: al sharpton said that as well. i never believe it.

it's always depression and cocaine. that's what helps the weight loss. >> great news, this starts in the home state of iowa. it's exciting that all of these people are going to come to our state. but, again, donald trump is by far the alpha male in that group. and i think he's -- you know, he's going to be tough to beat. and they need to start shaking hands and kissing babies. >> gutfeld:: yeah, and don't get that mixed up. it's against the law. it is against the law. >> it's effective. i told you to clean up your toys. >> gutfeld:: oh, my god. up next, costs are so huge, we're acting like scrooge. ♪ over the last 100 years,

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santa's sleigh much lighter on christmas day. according to "the wall street journal" or wsj, stressed out americans plan to buy fewer christmas gifts and donate less to charity this holiday season, bad news for unicef and cnn. research finds the country is asking as if it's in a relate session despite the president's claims that incomes are up, prices are down, and his bowl movements are solid apparently people plan to spend $700 this holiday season down from the roughly $880 people

spent the last three years. that's $180 less, which means i have cut $180 from my $180 charity budget. it was funnier when i read it earlier. while inflation tightens the grip, more americans refuse to tip, 4 % of patrons are tipping seveners 20% or more which means i have a tip for hospitality workers -- stop voting for democrats. applause away and if life isn't hard enough for failed actors, 60% of customers are in favor of removing tipping completely, and steve doocy is one of them. the only tipping he does is when kilmeade is in a port-a-potty. they hate each other.

daguen, you're in a fox business whiz. the thing about this money spending less is actually worse because they're spending less, but the dollar is worth less, so it's actually -- you see my point? am i making any sense? >> if they say -- people buy gifts. they don't go out with a specific amount of money. they might be cutting back. but they're going to spend the same amount or more because of inflation because prices are higher. this tipping thing, though, is bad news. it's bad news if you tip your server 10%. i happen to be sitting at the table next to you. i will look over and look at the woman with you and say, oh, you think you're getting a gold bracelet for christmas, it's brass. trust me. i worked as a cocktail waitress. i drove a booze cart on a golf course.

>> gutfeld:: that was just last year. >> exactly. in my spare time. you have a nice christmas gift this year. you -- do not undertip people. because if i was your server, maybe -- maybe your martini olives wind up my nose before you get your drink. maybe your hamburger -- >> gutfeld:: that's what i need to do? not tip. >> maybe your hamburger bun gets a good rub before your food shows up at the table. >> some people pay extra for this. all in the comments section. >> you really thought through this. >> gutfeld:: matt, whose fault is this? can we blame joe biden? >> yes, 100%. >> gutfeld:: there you go. [ applause ] >> gutfeld:: it is -- you spent trillions of dollars, unnecessarily, and then you expect that somehow you're not going to have inflation. and ultimately, between the fed

and in this administration, people are really suffering. i saw this as i was travelling around this country over the last several months. the article just brought it home. here's a woman trying to make ends meet. spent $1,000 last year for gifts for a 2-year-old and now going to use second hand toys and driving an uber to supplement her first job. this is dramatically hurting americans. >> gutfeld:: this has always upset me in a way that like -- they -- i read the study when people save maybe an average of $3,000 a year in savings. christmas comes and wipes it out. why can't we suspend christmas for a year or two. what do you think about that. >> we tried that at covid. it's when we lost a lot of americans because everybody wanted to be with grandma. so, all seriousness, i think that first of all, we need to get priorities right. we need to remember the reason for the season and the birth of christ and why we celebrate christmas in the first place.

it's not about toys and gifts and santa claus. and second of all, we need to get, to daguen's point, meaningful gifts that are not brass bracelets. >> that wasn't my point. that wasn't my point at all. if you give me a gold bracelet. it better damn well be gold. >> gutfeld:: i know what you're saying -- you know, make a homemade coupe upon book for -- coupon book for free massages. give you something they made, you throw it out the window. right before spitting on it. >> it's not an accurate statement at all. my favorite part of christmas is getting to see my family it's also -- i have a great family. people don't feel that way have an inferior family. my dad is fun. it's a good time. i'm with daguen on the tipping thing.

i read the article. they were talking with an expert -- how there's an expert in tipping, i don't know. whatever. >> you do one appearance, then you bump to a cable show, that's two appearances then the third makes them an expert. >> i will tip 20% for the worst service. not only was i a waitress, i was bad at it. i understand it's difficult. then he lost me many. was that 20% even on the takeout, you go to pick uptakeout. why am i tipping you 20% for takeout. i went there. you're in the same room as my bag of food? >> yes. >> gutfeld:: that is weird. >> and i tip -- if i have an atrocious horrible evening, i give 20%. that's my minimum to tip a server. >> gutfeld:: going to keep it in the realm of food talking about tipping. >> yes, please, very important.

>> gutfeld:: well, there are other services you purchase besides having food delivered. >> it depends on where you live. the economy and gifts -- the economy has no negative effect on christmas gifts in new york at all. hochul is our governor, you can just steal all of the gifts and go to jail. >> true. i get everything from walgreen's. >> yeah, exactly. i tip 20% or more on everything. even more bad service. i do it in singles. i put it on my thumb and peel off each one individually. >> you are mr. money bags. >> yes. i love to tip. i tell the server my girlfriend hates whene tip. it makes her look bad. she hates when i tip. she's humiliated. no, i don't. >> it's the ultimate consequence of recession. a lot of things trickle down, when you can't make enough

money, you can't share it. that was a big point, greg, you blew people's minds. >> don't even know what trickle down means. >> gutfeld:: all right, i'm going to shoot myself. most of us are sick of the divide and want to put differences aside.

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if that mission is successful, astronauts could land on the moon as soon as 2025. back to gutfeld for all of the headlines going to fox news.com. >> welcome back. could you work with a liberal troll to reach a common goal. five out of five americans said they would be willing to put aside their differences to work with others on a common cause they hold dear. the fifth person was liz chooe nooe. oh, that never gets old. eney. oh, that never gets old. that never gets old. people were willing to talk to someone with different views. and four out of four people said, please, turn off the view, for the love of god, turn off the view. meanwhile, the media seems to want us to hate each other.

maybe we're not as at odds with each other as the press wants us to believe. the survey was conducted national philanthropic day. i was too busy rolling around in my room filled with gold coins. i joke. i was evicting that couple and their foster kids. matt -- did you celebrate this day in any -- >> this proves my point which is surveys are [ bleep ]. i mean, every u.s. -- do you want to get along with people? oh, yeah, i want to get along with people that's not what i see every day out on the street. so, it just proves that people lie to pollsters. but, we've learned that every two years now for the last six elections. >> that is so true. this is another garbage poll. we should just go to break. jim's for the poll. >> jim, have you ever spoken to anyone who agrees with you on

anything? on everything. >> yeah, i like to listen to people and tell them what great points they're making until they run out of steam and shut up. oh, god -- and what? and then let them talk and talk until they're done and i have no interest. >> you have done that to me on red eye, i believe. >> yeah, you're right. people are lying, of course. no one wants to look like an unreasonable ass. someone go to hitler, what kind of guy are you? he wouldn't say, i'm a monster. he'd say, oh, i'm a good egg. sometimes i'm cranky in the morning. 450 people on twitter, 0% of them are reasonable. >> gutfeld: yeah, it's a place people go to in your face somebody else or get the last word. daguen, what say you? >> matt's wrong. >> still mad at you for something. >> i want to get that in. >> we do get along.

we go out on the street. if we weren't getting along, it would look like blade runner. it would be complete chaos and anarchy. there's no -- this is co-existing peacefully. >> that's a good point. when you compare these -- the world of social media or the -- on the platforms, it paints a different -- if that was real life, they would have civil war on the streets. they would be slicing each other like road warrior or thunder dome. >> 2 days later with rage virus. also, this -- everybody needs to get along for a common cause, that's a claptrap of a con. because that is people trying to convince you to give up your v8 with the 612 horsepower in order to save mother earth. no. [ applause ] >> you know, kat, we just went through this amazing experience

once in a century experience. i speak of the pandemic. and there was this -- i remember the start of the pandemic, i remember everybody said this was going to bring us together. >> nope. >> what's weird, is it split exactly in two, right? there's always a bifurcation on everything, whether it's like, you know, sports teams or red states, blue states, and/or lockdowns, no lockdowns. you can only have two. it's a natural thing. a 1 and a 0. >> yeah, i don't think people are that nice or i wouldn't be so afraid to tell people where i work. >> yes. >> i just say television. if they ask any further questions, i explain to them what television is. like it's like a show on the tv -- until they leave me alone. >> isn't it funny. there's a natural -- if you come up with an opinion, human beings if it's built into us, has to come up with an opposing

opinion. and maybe it's an evolution that it makes one opinion stronger. they have to compete. >> it's not new. people are surprised people don't like each other. we fought a civil war. i mean, we've never gotten along. people have never been reasonable. we always had to -- we don't deal with it that honestly anymore. we would love to musket each other, but we don't. so we do it on twitter or we execute each other on facebook. we don't have the balls to do it face-to-face anymore. >> you didn't always have to see everything everybody said about you. some of your grandmas are jerks. >> gutfeld: yes, yes, that's true. yes. facebook grannies are mean. oh, the things that say to me. they're defending you and that really upsets me. >> mine was vicious. >> all right. >> yeah. >> i did kill her. >> gutfeld: coming up, answers in full detail from a segment called viewer mail.

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going to lather up with lamp oil and burn myself in front of a live audience. but -- [ applause ] people are disgusting anyway, we couldn't get the required permits in time. so, instead, we're going to try something else that's also never been attempted before on tv. yeah, a fewer mail segment. huh? it puts the "mail" in "mailing it in." just came up with that. god, i love language, jim. you know, like weaving a sweater. you take one word there, put it over there. all of a sudden, i should shut up. this one is from instagram, bulletproof coconuts, right? that's interesting. how do you deal with the mystery of life and death. i have to go with the expert on that. how do you deal with the mystery of life and death? >> so easy.

you don't. >> you think about it a lot. of. >> i do. but you have to like try to make it funny, i guess. i mean, we're all going to die. >> not me. >> yeah, you are. >> nope. nope nope. nope. nope. of. >> that's what i'm talking about. >> once i figure out who's behind this simulation, matt, right? the simulation is always winking at you, the person designing this, a computer game, right? we don't see what's outside of the studio. we don't have toment. it gets created for us when we walkout side. >> it's revealed. have you seen the glitches in that? it's interesting. >> momento mori, remember death. this is something all to cat's point, we're going to pass to the next simulation or the next world beyond this world. and, you know, again, i'm very comfortable with that. you know, i think everybody should appreciate that. gives some urgency to life.

>> absolutely. >> appreciate what you have. >> gutfeld: you could not live in eternity because you never leave your house. think about this, jim. the if you could live forever, you would never leave for fear of an accident. you uh could die in an accident. you said, i can't believe i could live forever. you wouldn't play sports. can't play football, matt. >> no risk. what would life be without football. >> the for the rest of eternity i would be at home in my house watching porn -- that's a huge switch. >> gutfeld: that's exactly what it would be like. >> that's great. >> gutfeld: do you have any inside wisdom from your southern heritage like when we were young, death was nothing more than -- >> funerals are pretty fun, though, in south. i think about death every day pause when i walk out of my

building, i think -- >> i could be murdered. >> no, i think that, please, don't get hit by somebody on an electric bicycle riding on the sidewalk. >> gutfeld: that is true. i've come close to death going the wrong way. >> if i want to die, i don't want to die like that. >> gutfeld: that sounds like a great love song. cole current asked, have you ever commit add crime. >> everybody's committed crime. >> yep. >> gutfeld: you wait your turn, young lady. >> so many crimes. >> gutfeld: you want to answer that? >> yeah, like i'm that stupid. >> yeah, don't be like hunter biden. >> it's too late. >> no one laughed. >> daguen -- >> crimes of the heart, greg. >> yeah, what does that mean? armed robbery? >> yeah, i just made that up. you robbed me of my heart. of.

>> no, it meant like dumping people. i've never dumped anybody. i've gotten dumped but never dumped anybody. not telling you -- who shoplifts -- who didn't shoft lift. >> gutfeld: what girl didn't shoplift. that was such a chick crime. >> yeah. bah rhetts, breath mints. >> i don't know if we have time for jim. >> i helped john wane gacy pick out his clown costume. >> thank you, thank you for taking this even lower than one could possibly take it. he's so proud of himself. >> oh, it made me happy. >> made you happy. >> he could have said he made it on the sewing machine for gacy. that's a step lower. >> matt, i know, you're an ag. >> i'm a hard pass on this one. >> yeah, yeah? listen, it's said that every american commits about three felonies a day. >> gutfeld: really? >> in a, we overcriminalized

much of life. being a prosecutor is prioritizing. one of the problems in new york city is they're not prioritizing any crimes, let alone the quality of life ones. >> that is a great point. i didn't look at it this way. you have opened my eyes. i did, i shoplifted a little bit when i was a kid. i stole from the bus station magazine rack. you know what i was taking. >> oh, that's right. >> the thrill of it all. >> i used to go to the hotel with the dirty magazines, come out with a screwdriver. i would jimmy them out of the machine once a month b in this little hotel around the corner from my house. i forgot about that. >> i was bringing burglary equipment. >> next time you'll steal something very expensive. something beautiful -- you can sell it any the pawnshop.

>> the three average per day includes his ten a day. it averages out. >> oh drew asks, what keeps you humble. what keeps you humble? >> the mirror. >> gutfeld: matt, what keeps you humble? >> internet trolls. >> gutfeld: that's pretty good. daguen? >> my dad? even if i don't call, i get a text message -- why was your face puffy this morning? were you drinking last night? >> gutfeld: i get that a lot. not from your dad. >> you just hate yourself at night when you're trying to sleep. no, just me? okay. >> gutfeld: a lot of people go

through everything. you edit. you do an assessment of what you've done and -- >> yeah, like all of the mistakes i've made and the ones that haven't come back to haunt me when it will happen and all of the ways it could happen and what am i going to do in those situations. not being humble is not my problem. >> no, i wish i were -- i wish i was less humble. more giving and more -- more selfish. >> you end up like gwyneth paltrow selling like vagina candles. >> gutfeld: where did we go? what happeneded to this show? >> is that a thing? . >> oh, it's a thing. she sold vagina candles. >> she didn't hate herself enough. >> gutfeld: yes, she thought everything that she produced was going to be amazing. including that. she was right. she was right. we've goa. stick around. my husband, barney, and i have been married for 32 years. i think the most important thing in life is to stay healthy. i noticed i was having some memory losses.

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got time for just a few more good viewer mail questions. let's go to one here. billy five asks -- is there one sound that people make? that just drives you nuts? daguen, i'm sure there's more than one. so i'm assuming you can narrow it down. >> i have a list on my phone if you'd like me to read them out. gum chewing. gum smacking.

>> gutfeld: people still do that? why do they do that? i don't know anybody who chews gum anymore. >> name where they don't. cvs. walking the dogs. sitting at a bar, drinking wine and smacking gum at the same time. >> gutfeld: that's disgusting. >> yep. so is chewing gum. >> gutfeld: i don't know, man, jimmy? >> i hate when people play the spoons. that sound annoys me. >> gutfeld: it does. you know what? it's weird. you love street musicians. >> yeah, play on the back of the bucket or something. yeah, they can't move. >> gutfeld: once they break out the spoons, you're outf there,off ear done. >> especially if they're plastic. >> gutfeld: amazing. >> bag pipes. >> gutfeld: bag pipes. oh, boy. why do people love bag pipes. >> like fingers on a chalk board for me. >> gutfeld: yeah, there's nothing -- (moaning) can't do it. >> gutfeld: yeah, that's a bad -- it's like they're choking

out a giraffe. i don't know what that means. >> you know what that sounds like. >> gutfeld: that sounds like something from urban dictionary. >> jim. >> gutfeld: jim? cat, what sound bothers you? >> my husband's chewing. >> gutfeld: he's an open mouther. >> he doesn't do it out. only when we're home an it's us and -- or keith, keith started it. you all know keith. >> gutfeld: yeah, keith. he eats with his mouth open. >> i can't describe it. i shouldn't hear it at all. but everything is such a disgusting -- i'm a slob as a person so i don't have a leg to stand on. >> gutfeld: yeah, i hate the sound of neighbors working out. you know? when you can hear them above you. >> oh i like that. i like that at all. >> gutfeld: i don't like that at all. i'm assuming they're working out. >> until you have a neighbor on -- >> gutfeld: a lot of panting and

stuff. but they're definitely exercising. >> until you have a neighbor on a meth binge and they work out for three days straight. >> gutfeld: that's great. monica sanchez, a real name. what do you need help with most off. that's what you ask. what do you need help with most often? what do you need help -- picking stuff up off of the ground. >> yeah, that, burr bees, usually. i need a lot of help with burpees. >> gutfeld: what is that? >> you know? >> gutfeld: what are you talking about? >> an exercise, probably what your neighbors are doing. >> gutfeld: oh, okay. >> but not that kind of exercise. you know -- you know the thing. you know the thing. >> gutfeld: what's a burpee -- >> you drop down, you kick your legs back, do a push-up, kick back and jump back up. >> gutfeld: i cannot do those. i tried those. that's not for me. that's not for me. i was on a -- >> much longer way down for me

than you, greg, so, imagine -- >> gutfeld: yes. yes. what do you need hell with, cat? >> people telling me i'm going to be okay. >> gutfeld: ah. >> gutfeld: you don't have to believe it. tell me i'm going to be okay. tell me i'm going to be okay. good. i do the same thing. cat, i do -- i'm great. everything is -- >> did i suck? >> help soundproofing my floor so you don't hear me exercising. [ applause ] >> going to end on that note before i sabotage the end of that segment. don't go away. we'll be right back.

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