i'm sean duffyit ies. n for dufy laura ingraham. make sure you chec fk out my podcast with my wife, rachel . it's called from the kitchen table. and we put out two episodes per week this week. we talk about the importance ofs thanksgiving and family. well, that does it for us onra this special edition of angle. stay tuned. and you can watch greg gutfeld . it's coming next. >> happy friday, everyone. wow, that was a great thanksgiving. let's welcome tonight's guests. he's got ts. the heart ofair a conservative and the hair ofof a supervillain. former acting attorney general matt whitaker. i'm on.

if you this off, she'll bake you into a green bean casserole. hit business anchor jagan mcdow ,his act is unsuitable fornd children and grown ups. co- to comedian and co-host ofhost the jim norton and sam robert jadwat, sirius xm r jim nortonon siriu and finally, she's still sleepy from allthat that turkey she drank. had to get. >> all right. so before we get to some news stories, it's friday. >> so you know what?s time that's time for greg's leftovers from. leftove yeah, it's time once again for t leftovers. it's where i read the jokehes wi didn't use this weekrs. and as always, it's my first time reading these. >> so don't blame me if they .

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when asked why the embryos were so old, a doctor said they wereh accidentally placed behind a stack of hungry man dinnerink that's true. manhattan d.a. alvin braggrenewi is renewing his probe intobe president trump's alleged role in the stormy daniels hush money case. crazy so far . investigators claim it's the first time someone has paidr stormi to keep her mouth shut. that she's a star. guess i guess i wouldn't kno. w. w a nestw study says the average person thinks they haveon five peopl thinke that they cann lean on .ge ped on average, it's the sixth person who says, who the hellbl are you? >>]. and stoare p leaning on meo a woman from iowa, aren't they all named bessie hendricks celebrated, turning one hundred fifteen years old last week.

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>> the remaining 29% were not on crack startup. tu the low cost carrier breeze airways began service this week with fares as low as twenty nine dollars one way there, just like a regular airline. except the cabin always smells like something's burning. get it? and finally, morale at msnbct ms is reportedly at an all timek fa low as the network faces an identity crisi identits. it's stho low, in fact, that they're changing their name to cnn. [ that sound. >> so we're all right. on to some news. it's the candidate list of who republicans might enlist. this s week, the hill noted seven republican challengers who might decide to take on president trump in 202020 four. well, i do hope they like

nicknames. yo course, you've got the obvious, like ron desantis, governor of floridgoa, former ambassador to the un , nikki haley, former vp mike pence, you can just keep going further down. >> the list also includeseo. former secretary of state mike pompeo and virginia governor glenn youngin and our favorite maryland governor larry hogan. >>maryland oh, also texas senatd cruz forgot him. ere' wo so there are six men and one women. wow. man just like a typical college women's swim team. jim , i hope you had a great thanksgiving. >> oh, greg, i'm still stuffed tu with turkey. ohrk, i bet. >> i bet you make a sandwich ina

the morning. yeah, i did. i had, like, lefto a little lefs this morning. s really nice.my grandmo my grandmother died on thanksgiving. ving. that was it.ing? this thanksgiving. yeah. yeah. yesterda>> yy. table o >> oh, wow. wow.>> y that's a shame.ea that's a shame. right at the table. aw yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> it was a political argument. yeah. well that's me too. oh. >> so, you know, most people don't know this about you, jim , but yo u are a mega donor and yes i am of . >> yeah. and you don't you don't even go to the bank, you know, whata. >>e your sources telling you about twenty , twenty four .g yr >> who are you putting your money behind. i'll i'l be honest. is i think what's going to happengo is biden's going to win reelection because they're notp going to nominate trump. they're going to nominate i think ron desantis is going to get and then trump's going to go independent and it's going to ross perot, the wholeo thing, and biden's going to win . >> that's what i think'sbide goi to happen. do you think do you thin woulump would do that? y >>ou do you think he would do that? yep. yeahd do t, i would if i were h.

why not? who cares? he's seventy six . i mean, how manyhow many more oe have to go through. yeah, i woulthatd absolutely d.m that. if they didn't nominate me,in i would doati whatever i could to record for everybody else. wow. you'red wreck body really that e american spirit. yeah. bu ftert people would still blame the libertarians. yeah exactly. exactly. i'm republican. lose it. it's because of libertarians voting for libertarianloths. >> well, that's because you did vote for a libertarian. yeah, i always do. but my vote woul d go anywhere else yet. >> i that is true. that's a lousy. d what do yo u make of the the line up so far ?>> gutfe >> yeah, definitely. the governor o f maryland .of yes.land larry hogan. yeah. yeah. because i don't know anything about him yet. >>yeah. that's that puts him likeanythi he's called the generic republican . yeah. ng abhim i don't even know what hes like because there aren't because the media knows abou t santas. they're already like he's worset than trump, which trump is jusht the standard. now trumntp coulisd not run ande would still be what they talked about probably the mostan throughout the entire campaign. >> but larry hogan, i mean, i i'm shocked i remembered his name. >> no, that's true

.remembered i love i got some good peopleloe here. i almost said i love somebody. and that would have been really perverted. you >> again, i don't love anyone. you should love all god'sutfeld children. i try. ::try. try.i try.:: i do >> what what do you make of this? you know, it's hard to do this i show on a friday because, you know, i'm tiredad. i >> you know, i i'm grouchy. i wish i had the day off since m i'm superficial. superficial, just talk about the let's talk about the superficiality. i noticed marco rubio is not on the in the group, probably because he stillgr looks like the most overeager member ofmemr a fifth boyband band, glenn youngkin, with his fleece vest, kind obaf looks like. yeah, i love the allman brothers and lavender. little more original vinyl. but if you look real close, you see him with like a snifter listening to some bach. listenin >> really?g yeah, he looks highfalutin,

which is fine. higou're right. yohfu did say that you were goig to go purely on the superficial, right? i o about what?. >> about his issues. but then you did warn me, no,t e people don't vote on issuesissus like you vote for him.. >> you might bang. g. i'm not joking. but, you know, that has never td occurred to me. but ted , cruz. i >> yeah. so because, again, halflingsth better than trying to look relatable because ted cruz remember seven years ago he wa,s wearing fleece shirt. yes.d and he didn't he'd neverli look like he could split wood or even start a chainsaw. and now he looks like some weekend wizard renaissancek fair with the facial haienr. yo >> and you can't be a wizard and president at the same time. t at thei would love to be a wi. you're my wizard. match. >> whatever your name is , guy gu that chair. soy first of all, oh, yes,

that's a badass. i wanted to help you like mad .a soll first of all, your graphics department loves symmetry because chris christie was not named on that list. yes. and is o list. on your picture.f so if somebody trying to puts tg their thumb on the scale right now, rightt . >> gut >>fe he's on there. but he wasn't on the list. someone on our staff today,'s o huge. he's. ie >> yeah.n th oh, man. unlike the rest of america , somebody on your staff likes chris christie. well, being a fact checkerca. , you know what?fe this is interesting point.ld:: what mike pompeo lost a lot of weight, right? you you he did that for h a reason. did you read the story? no.e hisemenhe went down to his bast for thirty minutes a day and did a little bit ofbi ellipticalof, liftedweig some weights.ht >> oh, and he droppeit'sd i meaa it's amazing. i know.zing hat's whi thought everybody goil sharpton said that as well. well. i never believe it.sion ad

>> it's always depression and cocaine. that'scocaine. that's what heal >> weight loss. great news.ts greg, though, is this alle home starts i sn my home state of iowa. and so it's very exciting thatop all these people are goingle ar to come to our state. but again, you know, donald trump is by far the alpha male in that group., and i think he's going to be stt tough to beat. yeah. shaha and they neendd to start shaking hands and kissing babies. yeah, i don't get that mixed>> g up. ut:: don't want to be. it's against the law. yeah. sure is against the law.e although it is effective.>> it' i told you to clean out your toys. . oh my god. all right. up next, costs are so huge.roog. >> we're acting like scrooge. if you'll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see gutfeld , go to fox news.com, slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. why should every man try

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spd eighty dollars people spent the last three years. so that'e last thrs one hundredy dollars less, which means i'vei cut one hundred and eighty from my one hundred and eighty dollars charity budget. you know, it's funny when i read it earlier and while inflation tightens its grip, more americans refuse to tip. ma a recent survensy of diners and restaurant industry workers finds that just 43% of patrons are tipping servers 20% or more . which mean ts i have f a tip for hospitality workers. >> stop voting for democrats. yeah, applaud away.. applaud away. se away and as if life isn't had enough for failed actors, 60% of us customers favor removing tipping completely. >> and steve doocy is one ofng them. the only tipping he does is when kill meat in a portas wn at they hate each other, dig

in. >> you're in the you're kind of like a fox business wiz. the thing about this money spending less is actually worse because the actual they're spending less. but the dollars worth less. you >> so it's actually you see? my point. >> am i making any sense? i do.le they're actually if they say people buy gifts, they don't am go out with a specific amountthm of money and they will actually be they might be cutting back ,r but they're going to spende the same amount or more becausoe of inflation, because prices are higher right now. this tipping thing, though, is bad news and it's really bad news if yor u tip your server 10%. to bei happ sittingen tover the table next to you becaus ae i will look overwo and look at the woman with you and say, oh, you think you're getting a gold bracelet for christmas? >> and brass, trust me, do not you? why?ess. i worked as a cocktail waitress. i drove a cart on a golfld::

course. th >> was just last year. exa yes, exactly.ctspar e tiin my spare time. a yes.christmas gift to make ends meet. you have a nice christmas this year. you if do not under tip people, because if i was a server, maybe, maybe your martini olives wind up my nose before you get your drink. hambu alcohol, maybe your hand. that's what i need to do to geta that not tip.t yeah. d maybe your hamburgero? bun gets a good rub before your your food shows up. people have to pay extra fore pe that. yeah. yes. hey, pay on my bucket com on the comment section. go throughsection.. >> yeah.feld:: yo u know matt , whose fault is this. e >> yes we blame joe biden. yes. 100% it is .s -- >> you spend trillions of dollars unnecessarily and then you expect then yo it somehow y not going to have inflation. and ultimately, you know,ee

betwee n the fed and in this administration, people are really suffering. i saw thisla as i was traveling around this country over the last several monthe articls and that article just brought it home. here's a woman who is tryingg to make ends meet, spend a thousand dollars on gifts last year for two year old, and now is going to use second w hand toys and wrap those up while she's also driving an uber to supplement her first job. i mean, like, thisth is dromarid hurting americans bring this al is always upset me in a wayi red that, like, i read this, people save maybe an average of a yea three thousand dollars a year in savings. that's and then christmas comes and wipes that all out. >> it's like, why can't we suspend christmas for justtwo. a year or two, you know?t that what do yo. u think about that? we try that during covid. i don't think so. and that's where we lost a lot of americans because everybody wanted to be with grandma. so in alandma.l seriousness, i e think, first of all, we need to get our priorities right. we neeged to remember the reasoe for the season and the birth oft

and why we celebrate christmas in the first place. and it's not about toyit'ss and gifts and santa claus. but second of all,cl we need to give to dagan's point meaningful gifts that that that are not brass bracelets, that they are that one man i was trying to help me avoid. gol and i was like, do you pay?. if you give me a gold bracelet, a better well be gold.re >> you know, i know like how to make, you know, make a homemade coupon book for free massages. u 70po% like a parade. remember, parade, come with your paper. stupid gifts like that cat. anybody gave you something that ris that they made you throw it out the window right beforegh spitting on it. >> this is nott. an accurate. statement. >> oh,my my favorite part of christmas is getting to see my family. >> oh, yeah. >> buta it's also i have a grei family. people who don'tly. go that way probably have inferior families. my dad's fine. yes. it's a goo fun.d time.i'm wi but i got i am with dagen th the tipping thing and i was

reading this article. what they were talking to this - some experts there's like, how are with expert in tipping. >> i don't know.n't but whatever . good one . yeah. what on a local show. then you bumped up to a cable show and that's two appearances on tipping. and the third appearance makes you an expert. right. so i was with them all the way is like, you know, if you can't tip, don't go out.r th i will tip 20% even for the worst service, because not only was i waitress, i wasonly t at it. it. >> so i understand that it's difficult, butundersta then he u and he was like, you know thatnn 20% even t on the takeout you gt to pick up takeout. whipy amping i tipping you 20% e takeout. >> i went there. roo i mean because you're in the same room. >> gutfeld:: tht my bag of food. i yes, i know. that is i don't understand- if i and i tip like if i have an atrocious, horrible evening, ip i give 20% my minimum deposit to a server. >> yeah. you know, jimmy , i'm just in the realm it of food when we're talking>> yes about tipping, okay? >> yes, please., ta

yes,nt. well, you know, there e other services you purchase besides having food delivered. >> where you live. yeah. i mean, the economy and gifts, n the economy is no negative effect on christmas gifts in new york at all. hojo's, our governor, you can just steal all the gifts youe want to go to jail.gi >> yes, that's true.ja i geilt everything fromro walgreens. >> it's great. i just walk in, i take it, and they don't stop me. yeah.% or >> tip, i tip 20% or more on everything, even from bad service. >> butt i tipin, i do it ini singles, i lick my thumb and peel off individually. you are mr. moneybags. yes i am. yes. ou are mr. m yeoneys. o i like to tip and then i'll always tell the server that my girlfriend had what i tip. >> it really makes her look bad. i'll be like she hates when i tip it. t >>ip he's humiliated, you know. i know. but, you know, it's the ultimate ultimate consequence. of recession. a lot of things trickle down when you don't make enough money, you can't share it. right. ak

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20 miles south of louisiana, where he is currently hospitalized. but is stable. i'm ashleigh strohmeyer. back to gutfeld for all of your headlines. on the fox news. >> .com. welcome back. could you work with a liberal troll to reach a common goal of five americans said they'd be willing to put aside their differences in order to work with othertos on common cause they hold dear . >> the fifth person was a liz cheney. commooh, that never gets old. meanwhile, three and four thople said they'd be willing to talk to someone with differing viewsat to see io that person might be ableone wi to understand their view. thiews. and four out of four peo said, please turn off the viewe for the love of god , turn off v the viewie. ew. meanwhile, the media seems to want us to hate each other,

but maybe we're not as at oddsps with each other as the press wants us to believe. the survey was believe conducted to mark national philanthropic philanthropic day, which i guess was november 15 . i was too busy rolling aroundo in my room filled with gold r coins, a joke. i was evicting that couple ini a their foster kids. matt , did you celebrate this day? >> so this jush ist proves my p ,which is surveys.bl >> i mean, every us . do you want to get along with people? oh, yeah. i want to get alon g the with people. it's not what i see every day out on the street. and sot pr it's just proves that people lie to pollsters. but yeah, we've learned that len evero yey two years now for the last six elections. >> that is so true. so thio s is another garbage poll. >> i guess we should just go to break. jim . jim , for the poll.yone w jim , haveho you ever spoken

to anyone who agrees with you on anything? >> on everything? yes,verythin i like to just lisn to people and then just tell them what great points they're making untilthey they run out of steam and shut up. >> that's a great thin g ford what and what. thd then just let them talk and talk until they're done. eyand then i have no interest. >> you have done that to meeliee on red-eye, i believe. yeah. . i know he right that people are. lying, of course, because w nobodyants wants to look like a unreasonable. unfall want to believe i someone hitler. guy what kind of guy are you.? he he wouldn't go .ld i'm a monster. yeah. a goodi'm y i'm n'say, and sometimes i'm a little cranky in the morning. everyone wants sayoh, i'm to bd things about themselves, but we are on the 50 million people 0%f on twitter. >> zero percent of them are reasonable. no them, it's true. a it's a place people go to kind of like in your face somebody t else or get the last word. >> dagon, whatwo say you? >> matt's wrong. i'm still mad at you for suttas real life, by the way. i just don't get that. ng.

we do it a lot.t likeon you go out in the street if we weren't getting along,ong, yeah. it would look like blade runner . it would be complete chaose comp and anarchy like there. no chaos snake plissken runningi around new york city. this is coexisting peacefully.wy >>ou that's a good point. - if when you compare these to the world of social media or the the on the platforms, it paints like if that wa s reall wa life, we would be having civil war on the streets. >> we'd be slicing each otherke up like road warrior or thunderdome. >> 2 day twenty eight days later, with the rage virus. yes, but also this. oh, you everybody needs to get along for a common cause. c thatla is the claptrap of a conu because that is people trying to convince you to give up your vate with the six hundred and twelve horsepower in order to save mother earth. >> no. you know, we just went throughzp

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part of evolution that thenn evl that makes one opinion stronger, like they have i to compete. >> but it't's nos not t new .prd it's not like people arel war. surprised that people don't like each other or we don't. we fought a civil war.i e yeah, i mean, we've never gotten along like people have never been reasonable. we've always had- we don't we je we don't deal with it that honestly anymore. right. r, but we to muskett eachr we other, but we don't.te each so we do it on twitter or we execute each other on facebook . >> we just-to-fa don'tce have t> to do it face to face anymore. yeah, well, you didn't always see everything that everybody said about you all around, like some of your grandmas are. yes. yes, that's true.true. facebook, they're oh, there'sths things they say to me. t m they're usually defending you. >> and that really upsets me. all right. mine was vicious. yeah. all right. people screaming yeah. i did kill her. >> oh, yeah. coming up, answers in full detail from a segment called viewer mail. >> angie, you are not going to believe what i am going

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and burn myself in front ofin the live audience. >>nt o but discuss thing anyway. we couldn't get the requiredinst permits in time, sead,o insteado we're going to try somethingen a else that's also never beennt. attempted before on tv. yeah, a viewer mail segment. it puts the mail in mailing it in. in." just came up with that. cam god , i love language, jim . you know, it's like it's like weaving a sweater. you know, you can come take wor one word here. you put it oved thr there and tl all of a sudden i should shut up. oh, no, this one's from instagram proof coconut's right., that's interesting. >> how do you all deal with the mystery of life and death? so i have to go with the expert on that cat. how do you deal withwith t the mystery of life and death?ys teryit's so easy.

>> you just don't move. you think about it a lot. t i do.o bulit yokeu just have to , likeo try to make it funny, i guess. >> i mean, we're all going are. to die, not me. >> yeah, you are. nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,at nope, nope. t that'salki what i'm talking abot no. bece i figure out who's behind the simulation, that., right. the thing is the simulation is always winking at you.n is the person designing this is like a computer game, right? it's like you. everything's happening. it's just like, yo u know, weat's don't even see what's outside of the studio because we don't have to because it gets created for us . when we walk outside, it's revealed. >> have you seen glitches in that? >> yes, it's very interesting. no. so as i momento mori, remember, death is something we call to cat's point are going to pass on to either the next simulation or the next world beyond this world. and , you know, i mean, again, shm very comfortable that i you know, i think i think everybody should appreciate that it gives

some urgency to life in a a capsule. >>pp youre y couldou actually appreciate what you have. you could not live in eternity because you never leave your house. think about this, jim .m. if you could live forever, you u would never leave for fear ofr an accident. that's a great point.e fon ac yes. because you woulcident. d die in accident. and if never go , i can't believe i could have lived forever. an accideyou have no diseases. that means you can't play anyu l sports , no sports , becausedny you might like your play, butayo don't play football. tbthat guy.be wit >>ho no, no. what would life be withoutor football? wow. so you the mean for the rest of eternity i'd just be home int he my house on my computer watching. >> a hugn e switchmy. itch. >> that's exactly what it would be like. it wouldit's great. >> i know.>> gutfe dagi do you have any insight,e n wisdom from your southernsout heritage? like when wehe werrne young, deh was nothing more than no. >> funerals are pretty fun. no, no. okay in the south.in yeah. south i think about death every day because when i walk out of i cod

my building i think i could be murdered. don't no, i think that please don'ty n get hit by somebody on an electric bicycle riding on the sidewalk. yeah, it's true.>> gutfe that is , i've come close to death only we have that in dh going the wrong way.e wron going ever sinceg . i i don't know if i'm going to di to die. i don't want to die like that.ee yeah, well, that t sounds like a great love song.ea >> co-occurrence asks, have you >> everybodyed a crime? well, these are really up.'s everybody's committed. u wait younwait your turn, young lady. there's so many crimes. u want t what do you want to answer? this? what crimes have you committed? yeah, like i'm tha t stupidtupid.. don't be like hunter, but it's too late. >> oh, no, i'm digging cri the crimes of the heart. >> h greg. >> oh yeah. i jus what does that mean, like armedp robbery. no, i just. yo. u rob me of my heart.o, it

no, it meant like dumping dum people. but it, i ping , i actually nevr dumped by i've gotten dumped. yeah. i'ved anybodn dumpedy but-- i'm not telling you. well how about a shot question. who in shoplift didn't shoplift seriously. that was such a chick crime. >> yeah.bah rh baratz. >> okay, good. we havfor jie time for jim . i help john wayne gacy pick outw this clown costume. t his cl thank you. thank you for taking this. even lower than one could possibly take it. so proud of himself.t yeah. or made me happy.e coul >>d make you happy.he he could have said he made it on a sewing machine. that's a step lower.te >>ere you go . manifest that. >> i know you can't say you're'h an a.g.. >>m a hardar o pass on this one. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, i mean, like, listen, we its amerbeen said that every american commits about abo three felonies a dayut. really.really >>, yeah. i mean we have over in a, muiminalized much of of life.

and so it's it is , you know, a lot of being a prosecutors in is is prioritizing. and that's one of the problems here in new york cit ny is they're not prioritizing any crimes, let alone the quality of life onesquality . t that is a great point. you ha i didn't look at it this way. you've opened my eyes, matt . opened my eyes. it i did. a kid. i shoplifted a little bit when i was a kid. yeah. i stole them. i stole from the bus, the bus t station, magazine rack, mainly what i was taken. >> yeah, that's right.l of for the thrill of it all, i seeg that you always you go to magaz a hotel. out had like the dirty magazines that would come. i would have a screwdriver and i would jimmy them out ofe e the of the machine once a month. >> a in this little hotel around the corner from my house. >> lot about thatht. >> wow. i just kind just slipped up and put it in my jacket, but that's. yeah, no, no. i was actually bringing burglary equipment next year. you probably could have stolen something very expensive. thinge right. there's like a beautiful, i don't know, something you could sell

a pawn shop. >> i know you don't remember the three average per day includes is ten a day. >> s threeo drew lerman asks, wr keeps you home. >> all jim , what keeps you humble? the mirror mat? >> what keeps you humble? internet trolls. >> yeah, that's pretty good.t that's pretty good. >> how about you dagen my dad.d? yeah, yeah, yeah. i even if i don't call them,acef i'll get a text message. >> why was your face puffy this morning? were you drinking last night? i get that a lot, but not from your dad. . yet. >> uh, like i just like, you know. >> do you just hate yourself atu night when you try to sleep?at not just me.ght when to go. you know what you are? you are you do what you do peopl

with a lot people do is you go through everything and you edit. you kind of like just do assessy what you've done and what you're supposed to . >> yeah. the mistakes i'vemistma maddee and like the ones that haven'tha come back to haunt me yet, when that's going to happen and all the different ways that it could possiblyd go out there and what am i going to do in those situations and so on . yeah, not being humble is not my problem. >> yeah.i yeah i know. i wish i were.i wish i wish i was less humble. >> i wish i was more giving and more, more like. but you end up like gwynethnd paltrow selling like candles. v >> oh yes.a yeah. wher candles. e we go . >>at happened to this show is that they . vagin >> oh she did. so it's amazing.ca shnde salew the and by the wayf they did she didn't hates, herself enough. yes. s oh, my god. shhee thought everything tha tht see,. that everything she produced is going to be amazing, including that. yeah, she was right. yeah. we've got more viewer on the ground. >> do you listen to the tv on high volume or have trouble hearing conversations? then you would benefit from hearing aids. don't waste thousands

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yeah. gumm smacking people still do te that? yeah.y where dodo they do that? anybody i don't see. i don't i don't know anybody do who choose gum anymore. i mean, name where they don't. cbs walking the dogs, sitting at a bar, drinking wine disgu and smacking gum at the samest time. now that's disgusting. >>ah. that is those chewing gum. yeah. i don't know man. jimmy , i hate when people play the spoons. annoy >> that sound annoys me. yeah, it does. you know what. and you were it's weird because you love street musicians. bucket >> yes, i do. too quickly on the back of a bucket or something. yeah. , theyi yeah.: once the spoons a tt once they breaks out the spoons. you're out of there, you're done . lly if t they're plastic. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's amazing.tic. matinee bagpipes.feld: >>ba bagpipes.pipe oh boys.. are people like you. people of bagpipes.s on i don't know if you like fingers on a chalkboard for me. >> yeah. they are like there's nothing.n- it's like oh (moaning) oh you co it. >> yeah. yeah that's bad. it's likt's like they'e it's lie

choking out a giraffe. i don't know what that what you know. someknow what a giraffe does. >> just sounds like something from urban dictionary. >> jim jim carrey. >> what sound bothers you. so my husband's chewing. >> h >> oh he's . i yeah, he's got to do it out only when it's we're just home., oh, us .tarted and it's or keith heard it. yeah. eith. you guys all know keith.,. >> yeah. keith, wait. eats wi soth his m eats with his mouth we just i can't describe it.t it's just like a chew. i shouldn't hear it at all.t ev no you shouldn't. you know. but then everything about me says you disgusting like i'm a slob as a person.s a pe >> don't have a leg to stand on . yeah. eg oh often i hate to sound neighbors working out, youabove know, when you hear them above you. >> oh, i like that.i i like that at all. all they i'm assuming working out until you have a neighbor out,

a lot of panting and stuff.bu but they're working. they're definitely until you have a neighbor on a meth binge a and i work out for three days b straight. >> that's great. >> gutfeld: thatnica sanchez, a what do you need help with most often? >> that's what she asked.'s what d whao yot u need? help with ? most often that what do you need help pick it up, pick it up. >> stuff off the ground. yeah>>, that perp's usually. i need a lot of helpf with burpee, with the burpee. ay burpee no. what are you talking about?out? and it's an exercise problemyour with your neighbors are doing okay. >> but not that kind of, you know, you know, the thing. >> ge you knowld the thing. what's a burpee. >> a burpee is when you droplegs down, you kick your legs back . do push up, kick back and jump d back . oh, i can't do those.d yeah, i cannot do those. that's i tried thos ne once and they were not.was that's not for me. that's not for me.on a --

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