christmas tree, standing 78 tall, illuminated from nightfall until 11:00 p.m. each evening through january 1st. it is a beauty. thank you for watching "special report." i'm trace gallagher. see you back here tonight, "fox news at night." have a great evening. >> last night "primetime" issued a call to arms. we don't do it often, but when we do it we mean it. we were fed up with what we were seeing, so decided to give our guys a must needed wake-up call. i want to be patriotic. i love when the country goes out and beats other countries. i have a lot of pride in american athletes, but we should be beating england. there are 330 million americans? we can't field a better soccer

team? if we tie the iranians, i don't know what we'll do. we asked, and the u.s. men's soccer responded, because they came out today and for once they didn't tie. they actually beat the iranians, drum roll, please, 1-0. joe biden, who hasn't watched any of the world cup so far took credit for the win. >> usa, usa! that's a big game, man! well, i spoke to the coach and players, i said you can do this. they did it. god love them. >> jesse: is biden stealing my thunder? i'm taking credit for the win. it was my inspirational monologue that lit a fire under them. they knew what was on the line. not only would they have tied wales and england, but losing to the iranians doesn't get much worse than that. team america had even more on

the line, the possibility of losing me as a fan. here i was watching from the office today. i wasn't letting any work get in the way of supporting my country. in a way, watching the game for two hours was work since i'm covering it on the show. now i know what it's like to be an anchor at espn, not a bad dig. instead of watching sports all day, i usually have to watch bernie sanders on tv to prepare. today was a great day. even though we only eked out a win over one of the worst countries in the world, but that one goal, which we had to wait for, for way too long, was sweet. >> dest making a big run. dest in the middle. buthe iranians writhe.

they even bring in the team doctors to spritz the iranian legs with magic spray. what is that? magic spray. has anybody seen that before in any sport? my producers tells me it numbs your legs, but look like mist to create drama. i'm not buying it. in the last minutes of the game, iran went diving again for a penalty. watch. no one touched him. he just dropped. as soon as he realized there was no penalty, he popped up to try to sway the ref. the ref knows what's going on, but decides to play the game. you can't make this stuff up. hey, this is what soccer is. the u.s. is always going be at a disadvantage, because they don't flop like the rest of the world. the american character is too proud to flop. that's no excuse for only winning 1-0. should have been 5-0. one of our goals was pulled back by a crooked ref. they said this was offsides or something. that wasn't offsides.

that's what you call home cooking in the middle east. what's up with offsides anyway? let these guys play. it's like they design soccer to be boring. what kind of sport makes it so hard to score? is it even a sport or a game? i don't know. i'm starting to think we need bigger goals, like wider nets. these might as well be the size of hockey goals out there. you're not going to get shots on goals like we want. let's see some action. if the nets were wider, people would be shooting from, like, midfield. boom, like a missile. i'd watch that. so we've got to widen the goal, ban flopping, and put american sprinters on the team. every olympics american track and field cleans up. golds everywhere. it's like us and the jamaicans. why can't we have faster runners on our team? do they have to threaten to kill our players' families, too, to make them hustle? i don't know. wider goals, better players, and no ties.

shootouts after every tie. the best part of soccer is the shootouts. why are we being denied the shootouts? we deserve them. shootouts are like dessert. it's like soccer doesn't like dessert. we've got to change this whole game around. >> we've got to pummel these guys, pummel them at all costs, dominate and hammer them. i want you to play dirty, if you have to, but don't get caught. ambrose, you're big. don't be afraid to throw the elbow. if you break someone's collarbone, that's a good thing. that's what the medic is for you. otherwise he's just sitting around. >> jesse: and what's our team strategy? we should be having more breakaways. it's that easy. >> these, these, these, goal. >> jesse: our corner game is trash. corner kicks are supposed to be lay just. i mean, every time we get corner kicks the crowd goes crazy. i hold my breath and nothing happens. in a way soccer is just a bunch of turnovers, too. and can we get some taller guys

who can jump? stick one tall guy with hops in there for every corner kick with a doinky head, boom, guaranteed goal every time. i'm also worried about our coach. now, i'm going to have to go over xs and os with him, when i can, but he needs to dress better. look at all the other classy world cup soccer coaches. dapper suits. now look at our coach. he's the john fetterman of soccer coaches. he needs a makeover. he actually look like he's an actual football coach. not futbol. football. he should look like pat riley. u.s. team needs to take my advice and win against the dutch. i don't know a thing about the dutch team, but i don't know a thing about the u.s. team either. i don't name a single name. i know they're handsome. i don't love watching world cup soccer with my wife since players are always pulling their shirts up to wipe their brow

sweat. it would like me watching girls play beach volleyball on tv. she wouldn't like it either. let's put it on the netherlands on saturday. or holland. what are they called again? is this a they/them situation? sorry. don't want to give them locker room ammo. today was a good day for america. today i became a soccer fan. not really a soccer fan, but a fan of america when we play soccer and don't tie. brian kilmeade is a soccer coach, the host of "the brine kilmeade show" saturdays at 8:00 eastern. is anything i said making sense, brian? >> nope. america has not benefited at all from your monologue. i mean for non-soccer players, yes. but again, jesse, the questions you have are very interesting, but they can be tackled one by

one. number one, the rolling on the ground, we hate it. the size of the goal is just about right. the fact is we have athletic people in goal. america has the best goalies. >> jesse: you put a tall guy in there with gloves from outer space, and they stop everything. 0-0? 1-1? should be 10-8 most games. >> have you ever played soccer in gym? >> jesse: yeah. >> have you ever seen a pickup game? first off, the good news the u.s. has lit up one goal in three games. they advance and come in second. they tied the sixth best team in the world, england, who inventd the actual sport. they advance to the knockout round. >> jesse: i like that. >> there's penalty kicks if there's a tie. >> jesse: the knockout round sounds good, exciting. the knockout round. it has penalty kicks. why don't we have knockout round and penalty kicks earlier?

we have to wait for penalty kicks? >> it's group play standings. you have group play and standings, how you do at the end of this. if it's tied, it's goal differential and -- >> jesse: that went over my head. >> a group of four to advance. england gets through. we'll them in the finals. i'll double my bet to piers morgan and win this time. we get through against the netherlands who had two wins and a tie. they tied ecuador, but -- >> jesse: you're predicting we beat the dutch? so are we not favored to beat the dutch? it's the dutch. the country's this small. how are we not beating them handily? >> all right. okay. a couple of things. you could have a big country who plays a lot of different sports like, let's say, america, who plays football and baseball. then they'll have people who choose soccer. for example, we used to be a

great boxing country. a lot of them choose football now. in the netherlands they play soccer. >> jesse: that's all they play is soccer? they don't play anything else? aren't they rowers? they do something in the water. do they sail? >> right. let's say they sail and row, which makes them good. >> jesse: we had 330 million americans here. we can't field a better soccer team to beat a team this small? >> it's frustrating. >> jesse: i'm frustrated. >> the rest of the world had a 70-year head start on us. this is all they played. we came over. we did everything. that's why jesse watters is confused. i've been playing since 1972, through college, and i went ahead and continued to watch it and put up with people saying why do you play that sport? now everybody is watching.

the fastest growing league in america is soccer. a big secret, david beckham will bring messi over to miami. i can see you kicking out the first ball for that game to welcome messi in, who you'll tower over, because he's just 5'7". >> jesse: after this show, i don't think i'll be invited to kick any balls. you made a point we have to catch up to the rest of the word, they've got a head start. we've been catching up to the world. we caught up quick, and we're a new country. ever heard about world war i and world war ii? we tied england. we're only beating the iranians by one goal. i'm not satisfied, kilmeade. as fun as it is to root for this team, i think we can do better. i'll give you the last word. >> all right. a couple of things. a couple things. you're comparing our military to soccer. so if we have the mx missile and intercontinental missiles, it

doesn't mean we have the goal scorer able to convert in the clutch, or the goalie is able to come up with a big win. we'll go over that later in the hall. two, the subplot to this story, iran took great risks. they could go to jail when they get back. they protested for those brave women in iran, the 300 plus killed, another woman killed, 22 years old. they did not sing the national anthem. their families were threatened. i say we bring the iranian team home with us, because this might be the last time we see them. that's the level of threat that's going on in qatar right now. >> jesse: take them hostage? it's our turn to take the iranians hostage, is that what you're saying? >> they'll come willingly. take me? why not? they'll come to our border and fall right through. >> jesse: that's the only way to get through. brian kilmeade, a soccer star, and a show saturday at 8:00. see you then.

brian, i'll see you in the hallways. >> saturday at 10:00, netherlands and u.s. i want another picture of you watching the goal. >> jesse: i'll text you some photos. >> i can't wait. >> jesse: up next, mini madoff breaks his silence after stealing billions of dollars. plus, biden's secret motorcade mysterious explodes in nantucket. detect this: living with hiv, i learned i can stay undetectable with fewer medicines. that's why i switched to dovato. dovato is for some adults who are starting hiv-1 treatment or replacing their current hiv-1 regimen. detect this: no other complete hiv pill uses fewer medicines to help keep you

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>> jesse: something strange happened in nantucket over the

weekend. they're trying to get to the bottom of it. over the thanksgiving holiday, joe took jill and hunter and the kids to the snazzy island off the coast of massachusetts, nantucket, a getaway. he left on sunday. hours later, boom, all five of biden's secret service rental cars burst into flames. they were parked at the nantucket airport, just feet away from the jet fuel tanks. wow. that was a close one. now, when we first got wind of this, we thought, whoa, was this another tesla fire? they've been exploding like hand grenades recently. then we remembered biden doesn't drive electric. he just wants you to. the destroyed vehicles include a chevy, ford expedition, a gas guzzler. we have some questions. why is the president's motorcade booking hertz rental cars? also look at the damage.

only the front of the cars were burned up. what's that about? plus, if these cars weren't started, no one was in them, how could the engine catch on fire? hit all five cars. all right. let's say it didn't happen randomly. if they didn't ignite on their own, who did it? are there any suspects? if so, who? are police looking into this or did the secret service leave a bunch of tasers next to a hot cigarette lighter? do they even have those anymore? either way, let's hope the biden family bought the hertz vehicle insurance money. bernie madoff who lives in a bathhouse and doesn't have time to shower came out of hiding since going belly up. $6 million went like that. crypto fetterman went on the attack against his own lawyers.

>> the first thing they said after that, only one thing to tell you, you have to promise that you never [bleep] again. >> jesse: normally i would agree. f the lawyers, but facing extradition for the biggest financial fraud in u.s. history you probably maybe don't want to say that. by the way, his parents are both lawyers, which explains everything. so is it the lawyer' fault or not? >> i was wondering why xts u.s. had to go to bankruptcy? >> good question. i was coerced into doing it. it was the right thing to do. >> jesse: you'd think he'd know when to keep his mouth shut. no, he's going to talk his way

into a prison cell, which is hard to do when you're joe biden's sugar daddy. at least he offered clarity on his political donations. >> jesse: he donated to republicans too. you just can't see it. it's invisible. the filings say he donated to democrats over republicans 9-1. whatever. is there a pattern here? he says he doesn't give a blank about general elections. why did he give the big guy a quarter of 10 mill in 2020? with that kind of money, he should have been invited to biden's granddaughter's white house wedding. this was his big debut interview. who was this woman that talked to him? >> tiffany, you don't know

tiffany? >> jesse: i don't know tiffany. >> she's a youtuber, willing to work with him on the interview, willing to redact anything. >> jesse: didn't redact where he said, "[bleep] the lawyers." >> in the span of a month we went from thinking that sam bankman-fried was a good genius. then we learned maybe he's a selfish or evil genius even. now it's clear he's not a genius at all. >> jesse: he's an idiot, a self-described idiot, coerced into blowing his company up. >> a lot of things he said in this interview that were problematic. the first one is that he admits he's not a tech genius. he said he doesn't code. he's never coded. he's never looked at the code of his company. >> jesse: ha-ha-ha. >> he's just interfaced with it as a user.

he also said that his calculations, where he talks about how there's billions of dollars missing, those calculations were off, because they were using outdated accounting systems. i'm not a math genius, but generally when i'm wrong i'm within a couple hundred thousand. >> jesse: not a couple billion? >> we learned within the past week that the supposed genius through his hedge fund alameda lost $3.7 billion in the span of two years, while the crypto market was going up. >> jesse: my dog would trade better than he did. why is he still in the bahamas why this little sex bathhouse? why hasn't he not been slapped with handcuffs and extradited back to manhattan? >> well, he also said it was not a poly amorous society. that was media click bait. >> jesse: so he wasn't cleaning with everybody in his office in the $40 million penthouse as

reported? >> that might have been one of the redacted pieces of the interview. that might have been -- also, i don't think mini madoff is a fair comparison. >> jesse: why? only calling him mini because he's short, but in terms of the money lost -- >> madoff was more charming. i don't know. i think it's unfair to bernie madoff. >> jesse: what would you nickname mini madoff? do you think you could do better? >> maybe sam unbankable-fried. of the. >> jesse: polyamorous sam? >> that works too. >> jesse: lydia, you're our go-to mi mini madoff reporter. i want to know about this polyamorous haremhe was

participating in. >> he fooled the best investors in the world, and listening to this interview it's so abundantly clear he didn't understand the basics of his business. he baffled them with his bs. >> jesse: that's what i do on "primetime." this almost never happens, but last night i was wrong. >> tech: when you get a chip in your windshield... trust safelite. this couple was headed to the farmers market... when they got a chip. they drove to safelite for a same-day repair. and with their insurance, it was no cost to them. >> woman: really? >> tech: that's service the way you need it. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪

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>> jesse: major updates tonight on biden's so-called nuclear energy expert. we got our hands on the criminal complaint filed in minnesota against s sam brinton who goes y they/them pronouns. the complaint says on

september 16th, brinton intentionally and without claim of right took a woman's luggage from baggage claim at the airport. our friend sam didn't check any luggage, so why was he picking up luggage at baggage claim? it looks like sam is doing some shopping. they used to call that stealing. he was caught on surveillance video taking the woman's bag and ripping often the luggage tag. then sam was seen leaving the area at a quick pace, and that checks out, because when you steal a bag, run, forrest, run. this wasn't any bag. this was a $23 2300 vera bradle, and he liked the bag so much he was caught with the same stolen bag on two other trips. the last time he was caught, police called him, and sam said he was innocent, the clothes in the bag were his, but then a few hours later sam called the cops back and said he wasn't being completely honest. what was sam's excuse? well, he said he was tired, and he thought the bag was his. is sam was so tired he forgot he'd never checked a bag and he

was so tired he saw a bag that he'd never owned filled with clothes he'd never worn, and took it. i know it's exhausting working for joe biden, but i didn't know it was that exhausting. our little sammy says he got to the hotel and realized the bag wasn't his, and then he got nervous, so he left the woman's clothes at the hotel. i guess the clothes weren't really sam's style. sam has a pup play fetish, loves leather dog masks, so maybe the clothes were too plain for his tastes. maybe not, though, because as of october 27th, when the complaint was filed no clothing was found in the hotel room, so he did steal the clothes. as for the bag sam said it was too weird to leave that behind at the hotel, because we know our friend sam never does anything weird. the department of energy put sammy on leave. he's been on leave for a month. don't worry, he's still getting paid by you.

"primetime" has the video of sam purpinching the bag in minnesot. officials have 10 days to respond. we hope this another pauly p incident. did you see maybe anything like this coming when sam was hired, victor? >> you can live in society as long as you don't accentize your race, or gender, but if you have a downside, people will say that's part of your essential character. so that's his problem, that he started out releasing pictures of himself in drag, talking about being a transgender person. that game his essence. if that's his essence, and then he commits theft, lies about it

to the police, those are felonies, then he's going to be identified as a transgender person. if he'd have just said, you know what, this is incidental to who i am. i have a very impressive cv, i'm qualified for the job, it just happens to be that i have a different sexual outlook than other people, and then dropped it, i don't think he'd be in as much trouble. when you essentialize your identity, it becomes you, then you have to play by those rules you've set for yourself. i think that's his problem. jesse, transdysphoria, it's been known for 2500 years. it's in roman poetry, in novels of rome. until about 10 years we had, we had a whole category of terms for it, transsexualism, gender dysphoria, gender disorder. they would about 10 years ago we said, you know what, it's not 1

in 10,000 like prior statistics had shown, it's 1 in 200, an epidemic, it's everywhere, it's a civil rights movement. that radically changed things quickly. i don't think people have caught up to it. societies have dement with it for 2500 years. it was no big deal. suddenly we made it the big deal. this was going to be the left's civil rights question of the next century. my god, there wasn't data and statistics to show that there was a widespread bias and prejudice against this very rare condition. >> jesse: we don't care what he does in the bedroom. we don't care how he dresses. >> no, we don't. >> jesse: we really don't care. we want him to fly his flag, whichever way it flops around in the wind, but there were a lot of concerns when the guy plied appliedfor the job, reports thae wasn't that qualified, and they overlooked this stuff because they wanted, it looks like, to get a guy out there, hey, i'm

with the transcommunity. this doesn't make the transcommunity look good. they're looking at this, oh, my god, can you believe this guy? this is not a good look. this isn't the first time, victor. another guy, major jamie lee henry, and he was pinched for trying to sell secrets to the russians. he's in the u.s. military. what do you make of this? >> everybody needs to take a deep breath and say this is an incidental situation. we have rachel lavine, all the press and media have defined her as transgender. we don't know anything about her publication record or education, but anytime she does or says anything it's always in the context of her transgenderrism. once you go down that road, anything negative about transgenderrism overwhelms who you are. i don't know why she didn't play it down, and say, you know what with, i'm qualified on the basis of my education, my academic

record, medical career. i just happen to be transgender. they don't do that. they essentialize it. then they take the downside along with the publicity upside. i don't think they want the upside, but they're not willing to say, well, don't characterize me as transgender, and i think that's the problem. in this case he committed a felony by probably stealing. he lied to the police. he's a deputy second of the energy, and that's incompatible. he'll have to resign right away. >> jesse: no kidding, dealing with a nuclear situation. why do you think he stole the bag? do you think he's a klepto? >> i don't know, i don't know. >> jesse: i don't know why you would do that, steal someone's luggage? >> jesse, it's a common thing, that people go, and there's no way to identify bags if you steal. everybody knows there's surveillance cameras, everybody knows that's a common practice to steal. >> jesse: so he's dumb?

>> yeah. he's naive and dumb and pathological. then he lies about it as if he wasn't caught on tape. it's tragic, sad and pathetic. >> jesse: it is sad. we hope we get a more qualified guy in there at the department of energy, because you probably need the best and brightest when you're handling nuclear fuel waste, whatever the heck it is he does. victor, thank you very much. everybody check out his book "the dying citizen." >> thank you. >> jesse: we just found the worst professor in the united states. ♪ over the last 100 years, lincoln's witnessed a good bit of history. even made some themselves. makes you wonder... what will they do for an encore? ♪

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>> jesse: they say there's nothing more important than your education, but the college experience in america has changed. to be honest, it's starting to scare me. a few months back i warned you about harvard radical agenda, and how i was seriously considering not sending jesse jr. there. listen to this professor at uc san diego, and she may be the

dumbest teacher in america. >> i'm going to talk to you a bit about how to decolonize a classroom and how i decolonizei. we do not grade over here. okay? anyone who takes my class automatically gets an "a." they're told in the first week they'll get an "a." only thing required is attendance. i have weeks of excused absences built in, if people are sick, have family obligations, it won't affect their grade. >> jesse: grades are nothing more than a pillar of colonization. what does the homework look like in decolonized classrooms? >> i'm just giving them as. how do i know they're doing anything, they're learning anything? so i also don't give homework. ha-ha-ha. surprise-surprise. i run a discussion-style classroom. >> jesse: why should i have studied at all? i mean, i could have had this lady as my teacher and never

showed up after all, i mean it's not like they asked for my gpa when i joined "the five." adam corolla is a comedian and joins us. i'm more scared of the cat than the professor. what was your takeaway from this nutty professor? >> they needs to colonize a therapist's office, number one. number two, it's 2022, and she teaches in san diego. she teaches at uc san diego. she acts like she's teaching at a junior college in alabama in 1957. it's all part of the race grift, ratcheting it up, and that's why they sound crazier and crazier. >> jesse: did you ever have teachers like this? i had the hardest teachers in

college. i mean, i had to really work. why couldn't we ever teachers like this t you automatically get an "a"? >> i have no idea. it's never been a better time to be a horrible student. my son stayed home from school today because he had a cough, and he was told you cannot come in if you have a cough or sore throat. he just had a year and a half off because of covid. when i was a kid, if you had a piece of rebar sticking out of your side, your dad would have yelled at you to rub dirt on it and get in there. >> jesse: do not have sick days at the watters household or corolla household. i can see that. that reminds me of soccer. there's a lot of flopping. i don't like it. i'm not used to it. how have you processed the world cup action, if we can call it that? >> i'm with you. way too boring.

we have to up the action. everyone says -- i heard kilmeade say -- and i've been here for a long time, hearing about soccer, where they're going, we're behind the rest of the nations. they had a head start than us. fine. germany built the first automobile, but we're not riding around on donkeys right now. pele was a sensation 50 years ago. pele was a huge soccer sensation in this country 50 years ago. we haven't had a chance to get our ass together in 50 years, the biggest, greatest country in the world? i'm not buying it. >> jesse: do you like my idea of taking these guys that run 4.3 40s and just signing them up to u.s. men's soccer? >> yeah. what it is is we have our worst athletes playing soccer. that's going to piss off a lot of people, but i don't care.

the money is in football. the money is in basketball. the money is now getting into the ufc. the money is in baseball. the athletes are going to go where the money is, especially if they're coming from the poorer neighborhoods. but also soccer is boring compared to real football. >> jesse: it's so true. i want them to win. you know, they'll probably win the whole world cup after i disparaged soccer. there needs to be more goals, especially shootouts. to not have a shootout is just sacrilegious. have you heard about this guy -- >> i watched a game, jesse. half the american team has a man bun. that cannot be the best athletes in this country. >> jesse: some of them are really handsome. you know, they're thin, they're handsome, well conditioned. i'd rather see a guy with a helmet on his head, especially when i'm watching it with my wife. >> these are the guys you want

fronting a band, net p not playr youration. >> jesse: adam corolla, if you're upset, email him. i'll i'm trying to be more fair. thank you so much, adam. >> thank you. >> jesse: send me a text message about soccer if you want. or football. we'll read them.

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>> fox news alert. new video of a wild scene in florida, a car plows into a fireworks shop. >> oh, my gosh. this car just fricking drove in to the fire works shop. oh, my god. oh, my god. that was in melbourne. the driver that veered off the road and crashed did not survive. firefighters had a hard time getting in with the fireworks shooting out in every direction. it's under control now. maybe that's what happened to biden's secret service motorcade in the nantucket airport. fireworks.

netflix recommendation, i never watch netflix. i just started watching the watcher. show is called "the watcher." it's scary, but it's not horror. it's also kind of funny. i like it. highly recommend it. apparently the producers like it, too. it must be good. do some text messages. keith from oxford, california. jesse. >> john: did you get cut from your boy's and soccer girls's team? why so much hate? no hate at all. what is it called when you're like 3, 4 or 5? everybody plays soccer 3, 4, 5 or 6 and then they stop. that's america. ron from maine. jesse, please stop picking on our soccer tomorrow. i'd like to see you playing for 20 minutes.

nobody wants to see that. i not picking on them. i'm motivating them. after i lit a fire, that i scored a goal. susan from leeburg. what did jesse jr. think of the game? he didn't see it. fell asleep. jack from oklahoma. i know how to make soccer more fun to watch. play with two balls. as a joke there i'm not going to make. dave from chandler, arizona. jesse, the spray is used to briefly anesthesiaize injury skill. i was a military medic before becoming a military pastor. i used that stuff all the i'm too. really? should i take his word for it? a adam, it's dramatic. i don't care if they have man buns and i don't care if they tie england or kick the crap out of iran or should i say iran. just to twist the knife.

jamie from yuma, arizona. with all the woke teachers out there, i'd home school jesse jr. until the eighth grade. we're not home schooling and we're reconsidering harvard. yale? we'll take a look. sean from staten island. if homework is racist, i think my high school science teacher was jim crow. leo from palm springs. seriously, jesse? you have a portrait of yourself in your office? just buy a mirror. how did you know i had a portrait of myself? did we -- we did show a picture. that was a sketch, not a par tritt. and that was a gift from a fan. i don't think it was a great rendering of myself. i thought i looked fat in that sketch. i thought at the time, why not? i'm going to hang it up. i should commission an oil painting of myself though. that is a very good idea. tony from minnesota.

skankapie? shakapie? what's worse? don't let biden steal your thunder. make your debut call on air right now. let's hear it. goal! tucker is next. always remember, i'm waters. this is my world. >> tucker: good evening. welcome to tuck tuck. happy tuesday. unless you read the daily mail, which is a english paper published online, you probably didn't know that xi jinping sent tanks into a major city last night to put down protests against his rule. virtually no american media outlets acknowledged that that happened. that's pretty weird if you think about it. imagine, for example, that hungarian leader put tanks in to budapest to crus