. >> sean: all right, unfortunately that is all the time we have left this evening, as always, thank you for joining us, thank you for making the show possible. we hope you'll set your dvr so you never, ever, ever miss an episode and for news anytime all the time it's foxnews.com, hannity.com and in the meantime let not your heart be troubled laura ingraham and the laura ingraham are next. okay, i sent you the video of me frying the turkey that you're not allowed to air. what did you think? >> laura: well, i have to say first of all i to ask tommy my executive if you really meant it when you said don't put it on air. but i thought that was kind of a cute like a don't put it on air. you look good on that video. i'm not going to put it on air because tommy said you can't but you look good. >> sean: there's got to be some legal protection i have. >> laura: no. you actually were frying your own turkey. >> sean: of course

>> laura: but why are you hiding the video it's a big mystery why can't we show it. >> sean: i showed you the end product. well i showed you the cooking process. >> laura: it was good. if you're good, i'm actually going to show you my apple pie which rivals my mother's which was really good. . >> sean: i love apple by >> laura: i'm really good at the apple pie you're really good at the turkey that's the competition. thanks so much, i'm laura ingraham, this is the laura ingraham from washington tonight. americans alone. that's the focus of tonight's angle. now here's a troubling statistic flagged by the economists bryce ward in the washington post. americans spent 38% less time with their friends and extended family just over the last thanksgiving weekend, and in the past two years than they had in the decade prior to this occurring. even more disturbing the trend line towards social isolation

were worsening even before covid began. between 2014 and 2019, the amount of time we spent with friends decreased and the time spent alone increased by more than it did after the pandemic began. according to the census bureau's american time u survey, between 2010 and 2013, the amount of time the average american spent with friends was stable at about 6.5 hours per week. then, in 2014, time spent with friends began to decline. so what accounted for the drop of in-person socializing. well, here's an educated guess. in 2012 facebook went public and bought instagram. and by 2014 the social media company was a dominate force in american life. five short years later, by 2019, the average american was spending only four hours per week with friends, a sharp 37% decline from 2014. so the increasing use of social

media also political polarsation online pornography all contributed to americans move inward. of course, covid restrictions only made this growing trend of loneliness worse. now there are many culprits out there. chief among them are braidsenly corrupt public health sector their media lap dogs and blue state governors and mayers love power and control and they didn't give a rat's you know what about what they were doing to our society. so, of course, time spent alone went up. and time with friends went down. in 2021, the average american spent less than three hours per week with friends. that's down 59% compared to 2010 to 2013. now, we all know, whatever our background, how important friends are for just so many of us. they're family. when i was young i was essentially an only child because my brothers were so much older.

that meant my friends from field hockey and softball from around the neighborhood, those relationships were informative. they were crucial to my development. young people especially, they need good friends. it's heart breaking. and it's infuriating frankly to see what our government did to harm mental health with covid rules and restrictions, especially to the young. now compared to 2010 to 2013, the average american teen spent approximately 11 fewer hours with friends each week in 2021. that's a 64% decline, and an additional 12 hours alone. that's a 48% increase of being alone. now, in his famous book, bowling alone, robert putnam pegged a big chunk of our sink decline to television. and today it's not cars or suburbs or capitalism that's separating us, it's our obsession with constantly monitoring all manner of social media. and when we're not doing that,

we're streaming shows on our phone or our tablets in our rooms, often alone. >> i enter these apps and left feeling more anxious, spending five to six hours a day feeling more depressed and really having a corrosive sense of self specifically about my body as a young female. teens aren't told those are the possible harms when they enter these apps so you experience these negative kind of impacts on your mental health and i didn't really understand what was happening and it caused great issues down the line that i know a lot of teens experience. >> laura: emma lembke great insight. temperature irony the more connected we are the less connected we are to real people. it's only going to get worse in the met a verse which is more fakery to keep the masses fat and happyy and numb to the world spiralling around them. all of this is to create a society more anxiety ridden,

more depressed, less compassionate and in some cases more violent. >> if you spend more time on your own you're more likely to engage in unhealthy behavior so you might smoke more, you might eat unhealthy foods. you might get more stress because you don't have somebody comforting you and supporting you. high rates of loneliness are correlated with more aggressive and paranoid behavior and lead to violent extremism. >> laura: a former virginia state trooper who met a teen-age girl on line, you may have seen this story, then traveled across country to get her, and then killed her family on friday in california when he was trying to get her. now, police say 28 year old austin lee edwards pretended that he was another teen-ager while he was talking with this girl on the internet. the predatory act is caught cat fishing. he tried to take off with the teen but police ultimately tracked him down and shot him dead. now, the sick thing is that he

probably thought, in his own warped way, that this was some great american love story, because it began online. but he was just another loner unnoticed by society that increasingly seems to value those who ignore basic truths of human existence. like the fact that every major religion teaches that human beings are better off and happier when they're in a family connected to a community and engaged in works of service. we're not meant to live by ourself. it's one of the great tragedies of the 20th century that feminists worked so hard to ridicule and reverse all the things we knew to be true about basic human biology and just human life. they assured women that the sexual revolution was going to make everybody happier. they were told that, well, child bearing was oppressive, religion was patriarchal and old norms were inhumane. some even argued we could invent

our own definition of a family. >> while the image of the nuclear family is often held up as the ideal and only form a family can take whether or not that's true seems to vary by social group and region. it's important to remember whatever form, shape or size it takes, we have the power to define what families should look like for ourselves. >> laura: now, much of this was a lie, and now activists who proudly declare themselves to be the secular crusaders, they've merely replaced the tenants of organized religion with their own rigid dog ma. it's a mix of socialism transgenderism, climate alarmism. a ritual that has its own high arcies, flags and magic words. >> hi, my name is sgrony and i use he him pronounce. >> and i use she her pronouns. >> one of the things i want to do is make sure i create as an inexclusive environment as possible. >> diversity equity and

inclusion is about embracing all differences, and we can do that while amplifying the needs of underrepresented individuals. . >> laura: welcome to zombie land. yet today the threat to our communities and families isn't just coming from kind ofly leagues and government officials but also from our corporate leaders. look, if we want well adjusted kids socially aware with better values, we're going to need parents who stand up to companies like disney and apple. and for that matter, any business that's profiting off the sexualization of our children. >> our leadership over there has been so welcoming to like my like not at all secret gay agenda. i don't have to be afraid to have let's these two characters kiss. let's have in the background -- i was wherever i could just basically adding queerness. >> laura: well, our political system trusts that the people -- trust the people to fill their role as interested citizens,

good family members and honest workers. being an american is not supposed to be a spectator sport. we're all expected to help make this country work. and when americans are trained to stay home, paid, in some cases to stay home, to watch the world on screens and just do what they're told, our republic is at risk. for decades they've warned our freedoms and system of freedom and liberty rests on the verb tune and diligence of american people. those resist threatened by the loneliness the direct results of actions taken by cynical differences and indifferent politicians. it's a major reason why we need a political movement that promotes judeo-christian values and empowers the american people and that's the angle >> and nowhere is this social media wrought as perfect says i have as it is on tik tok. beyond the societal harm we referenced in the angle there

are national security implications as well. >> my kid was on tik tok, they have his social security number, know what his face looks like, know who his friends are. they are using this data in ways that will come back to habitue the united states of america for years and years and years. >> all of that data your child is inputting and receiving is being stored somewhere in beijing. >> back end of tik tok really is a trojan horse on your phone, a real risk of america's families and america's kids. >> laura: my next guest has referenced tik tok as a weapon liking it to digital sentinel. joining me piss mike gallagher member of the house intel committee. congressman, why is it so important that we push tik tok out of the united states once and for all. >> it's digital fentanyl in sense it's highly addictive and therefore deadly for all the reasons you laid out in your monologue, our youth are at risk of increased isolation, suicide, depression, anxiety. those numbers are through the

roof. and finally like physician know the precursors date back to china, it's owned by byte dance which is controlled by the chinese communist party that means not only can they track your location collect your pre stroke and sensor your news and they use tik tok as a news source. they're weaponizing the swamp against us. they're hiring an army of former congressmen senators spending $7 million last year in order to lobby on their behalf exploiting the loopholes in our lobying laws which is very weak. it's a danger to our kids a national security threat and we don't want to chinese communist party to control the most popular media company in america. >> laura: who is lobbying for them who is a former congressman. >> i believe senator trent lot is lobbying for them. >> laura: what? senator slough lot what are you

doing. >> 34 members of congress and former members of the house whose names allude me at present. one i don't think you should be able to lobby. >> laura: it's ridiculous how can you lobby for a chinese company period. pompeo was on to this, trump was on to this early on and knew we should not be doing business with them. even more a lermg is the white house isn't concerned about using the chinese spy wear. in fact they use it to push their own propaganda. watch. >> y'all, this week i was invited to the white house to celebrate the passing of the inflation reduction act. this is going to help the kids in the long term avoid disastrous climate change and lower economy for families able to access more clean energy in our everyday lives. >> congressman they're using tik tok influencers at the white house to promote their political message completely oblivious to all the harms and threats that this app and this social media actually does to our country and our kids.

>> this sends precisely the wrong message. when you have highly level members of the white house just trying to get clicks on tik tok, it's absolutely the wrong direction we need to be going in. i'm worried they're going to strike a deal, there's a review going where they claim there's safeguards where data can't be collected. >> laura: how can we trust china they have hundreds of thousands of people in reeducation camps tonight. and look at those who tried to protest the covid lock downs. >> that's the salient point. look what they're doing to their own country, what would they do to other countries. if they took taiwan. they found a way to cross our borders. >> they're killing a hundred thousand of usr year with fentanyl. they don't have to cross the border their drugs are. >> they're trying to lauren an ideological war to turn americans against americans designed to propel gate that american is evil hell scape.

their diplomats are all over american social media. >> laura: they pay well. congressman you nailed it before they pay really well and you can buy loyalty to china you can buy people off. congressman stay on this issue. thanks so much. great to see you >> in canada they believe social media removing someone from the world around them doesn't go far enough. last year a shocking one in 30 deaths in the country were due to assisted suicide. if that statistic wasn't scary enough consider how it's being packaged to citizens there. >> last breaths are sacred. when i imagine my final days, i see bubbles. i see the ocean. i see music. even now as i seek help to end my life, there is still so much beauty. you just have to be brave enough to see it. >> laura: talk about a dis

towian sick advertisement but that's only part of the story. the company behind that add is called simon. they're a canadian fashion and home goods retailer. they reportedly staged excursions for this young woman to film as some, i don't know, brand building exercise. here now is sheila dunn reed editor and chief of rebel news running a national campaign to force the government to end this practice. sheila, it seems to me that they're selling assisted suicide with a very sophisticated fun kind of adventurous message. what the heck is going on up north? >> laura, i just want to thank you so much for your interest in this. unlike the corporate media here in canada that's been tainted by justin trudeau's bailouts at rebel news we're one of the few independent outlets that can still speak about these issues freely but also with the sense of horror the issue rightly

deserves. we see companies do this all the time. we see them align themselves with government on issues like climate change and blm and reproductive issues. they go woke. this is what it means to be woke in canada now so why couldn't corporations align themselves with this next anti human, anti life thing. i just want to point out to you how extreme canada is on this issue. justin trudeau's government has removed the 10-day wait time from when you ask for medical assistance in suicide and when you receive it. and you don't have to do it in writing. you can just semishellly ask the state to kill you. to put this all into context, we had about 16,000 deaths in canada relateded to covid, depends on how you count that, of covid or with covid, but it was 16,000 deaths. we know that there were 10,000 requests in writing for medically assisted suicide and that doesn't take into account the deaths that occurred because somebody just verbally asked for

it and received it on the very day that they asked for it. and when we say medical assistance in suicide, don't think for a second that that means a doctor's participating in this. it doesn't have to be your doctor. it can just be a medical professional. that might be a nurse that is seeing you today for the first time, or even a pharmacist that's helping you take a short trip off a long -- or, you know, take a short trip off the earth. that's the state of affairs here in canada. >> laura: here's the ceo of simon, the company that produced that pro euthanasia campaign. watch. >> it's obviously not a commercial campaign. it's more an effort to use our freedom, our voice and the privilege we have to speak and create. companies have a responsible to participate until communities and to help build the communities that we want to live

in tomorrow and leave to our children. >> laura: okay, so sheila, how are we actually building communities if the goal is to help kill people? i'm not following this logic. that guy is weird, okay? he's just a weirdo. but assisted suicide now is the way to a better more stable society. it sounds like something you would hear out of the ccp. >> well, and what does this have to do with ladies clothes? that man sells ladies clothes? what does that have to do with anything? in canada right now if you annoy a government bureaucrat whose job it is to help you through your acute medical or psychological issues that you're experiencing on that very day, they will suggest to you that maybe you should just do us all a favor and help yourself to some state sanctioned homicide. we know of at least seven military veterans who have been experiencing acute ptsd who were offered medical assistance in

dying by veterans affairs. we also know about parents of sick babies who have been offered medical assistance in dying. >> laura: they want to get -- it's like they want to get human life off the books. they want to get human lives that are inconvenience off the books. it's obvious where this is all going if anyone wants to pay attention what we're talking about here. sheila you're doing an invaluable service in canada by raising the awareness about this. we're going to stay on this because if it's there believe me it's going to be growing as a move in the united states as well. we appreciate it. thank you >> e monday musk has promised to release details of the censorship campaign used by the previous administration including the hunter biden story. miranda devine has all the details plus why the georgia senate runoff is so vitally important to keeping the country intact herschel walker will be here in moments. what are the republicans doing to help that?

♪ >> laura: we might finally get a peek into what was really going on at twitter ahead of the 2020 election. elon musk has promised spa suffix about how his predecessors at twitter opposed conservative political views. case in point how they buried

the new york post hunter biden story. joining me is miranda devine new york post, fox news contributor and author of lap book from hell. what have you heard about these files elon has promised to release might include? >> hi, laura. we know from what facebook has told us or mark zuckerberg has revealed that the fbi went to facebook shortly before they censored our story before it was published. the fbi went with very specific details and told facebook what to look out for, this dump of russian disinformation that looked very much like the story that we ended up publishing which, of course, had nothing to do with russia and was accurate and true. and so twitter copied facebook within an hour of their censoring our story, twitter followed suit. and, in fact, twitter went further and basically cancelled

our account or locked our account for two weeks. and you're talking about, you know, the oldest up in in the country. you're talking about the fourth largest by circulation. it's no small matter. twitter's then owner jack dorsey did later apologize, said it was a mistake and said that they were incorrect when they accused us of having published hacked materials. but why did they do that? why were they operating in concert with facebook? did they get the same sort of briefing, bogus, dishonest briefing from the fbi? and the fbi we know, of course, at the time had been spying on rudy giuliani, so had inside knowledge of when the post was going to public our story and exactly what was in it, and what giuliani had been told by the laptop repair shop owner. >> laura: a lot of this seems like election mettling to me.

if you're suppressing a story that some percentage of americans were interested in and could have affected their vote, what is that? i mean, they're always worried about election mettling, russian election mettling. what did they do? >> domestic election interference, absolutely. and i think what elon musk can help us with, because mark zuckerberg has just clammed up when he told joe rogen briefly, he refuses to answer anymore questions that i've put to facebook. i think what elon musk can tell us, although he's not responding to my e-mails, is, was the biden campaign involved? was the democratic party involved in that decision to censor twitter? who were the personnel at twitter who decided to do that? what connections did they have with the democratic party? we need to know that. this is really an incredibly important -- i mean, elon musk talks about it as being important to restore public

trust in twitter. i think it's bigger than that. and he does admit that, that twitter is at the moment in this existential battle between tyranny and freedom. he's actually said so much. >> laura: all right, miranda, great to see you tonight. thank you >> now is the gop fighting hard enough in that georgia senate runoff race? well, right now the gop is getting outspent big time. according to nbc on television, radio and online, democrats supporting raphael warnock have spent twice as much as republicans have walker. why is that? and their big stars are coming out on the democrat side as well, former president barack obama will campaign with warnock this weekend. while the uber popular michelle obama has already recorded robocalls. and in case republicans needed reminding politico lays it out in stark terms. if raphael warnock wins in

georgia next week they'll claim a remajority. joining me now senate candidate herschel walker. herschel, we sit here one week out from this special election. how are you feeling given we've learned 180,000 votes, a record number in an election like this, have already been cast? >> well, i feel pretty good. i feel that right now the people are having their vote counted and their voices heard. and you talk about voter suppression, i don't think they got that here. i think the people are upset. they're upset at raphael warnock and i think they're going to be surprised. you know, they're spending a lot of money, you mentioned it. they're spending a lot of money, they have the former president coming in, the former first lady recording messages for him. and i said it many time. they're going to outraise us in money because they have no messaging. how can they talk about having an open border? how can they talk about a terrible economy? how can they talk about crime on the street?

so their messages aren't aligned to the american people aligned to the georgia people. that's their messaging. i encourage people to go to team herschel.com because i'm going to change this. >> laura: herschel why is it at that president trump is not coming to have a rally in this last week before the final election day? meanwhile you got obama campaigning with warnock. >> you know, president trump has always been in my corner, he's still in my corner and he's been doing other things for me and everyone has been doing things for me. tonight we got out of a fundraiser with governor kemp that a lot of people that was at the fundraiser and president trump is doing just as much for me. i think right now the left is trying to highlight that president obama coming down. but one of the things that they've got to remember, president obama is a celebrity and that seems to be where raphael warnock is getting his money from celebrities. he's not going to win this

raise. i told people before he won't outraise me in money but he won't get more votes than i'm going to get. >> laura: the poll i just saw has you all tied up which means republicans better double down on everything they're doing to help you and that means mcconnell, all the top house members, mccarthy, rnc, they all need to get out there and hit the trail with you. i want to play a new ad that your campaign has just released for everybody. let's watch it. >> here's what you do when nobody's watching. >> uh-huh. and warnock thought no one was watching when his ex-wife called police to report his abuse. >> he's a great actor. >> and warnock thought no one was watching when he evicted poor people from their homes. >> evicted for $119. treat me like [bleep]. >> laura: herschel do you think georgians are going to see through raphael warnock's act here in the final hours? >> well, i think they saw through him during the debate. i think after the debate they saw that he was a sheep, he was

a wolf in sheep's clothing, he was not what he claimed to be, a man of the cloth. that also he voted against religious liberties. a man of the cloth voteded that if a baby survives an abortion, he would vote to deny that baby medical care. a man of the cloth that also has voted against everything that america stands for. and yet he's thinking that he's doing good by georgia. and i'm here to tell you he's not. he voted against the keystone pipeline. he voted to have this open border. he voted for crime in the streets. and we can't have six more years of this. and that's the reason i decided to run. that's why i encourage people to get behind me because i'm going to fight for georgia and i'm going to fight for america. >> laura: herschel, it's great to see you tonight. thank you, good luck. we're going to be watching this very closely >> now, we just got a look at what biden's 2024 campaign might look like. mollie hemingway and monica crowley join me in studio next with reaction to that. stay there.

together with the hell of your elected leaders today we had an extraordinary two years of progress. we passed the american rescue plan. now, everybody knows it but we did so much no one knows the effect of it yet. it's just coming into play. >> laura: you have to live the bill in order to appreciate it. now, expect to hear a lot of that kind of useless inaccurate over next two years. according to axios biden's speech in michigan today is kind of a dry run for what's to come in his potential 2024 run. apparent live white house advisors see the midterm as the ultimate validation that voters are concerned about protecting democracy women's reproductive rights and giving biden passing grades apparently on the economy because isn't the economy great? they also point out that biden's 2020 bunker strategy worked like a charm relating that axios that

americans seem unbothered by his constant weekends away in delaware or camp david. in other words, we can expect biden's basement strategy 2.0. joining me now mollie hemingway editor and chief at the federalist and fox news trip toran monica crowley host of the monica crowley podcast. just days after his 80th the october ja nair giannis this save game her a playing they don't want to seem like a lame duck. >> they have some reason to be confident the strategy did work well, you had the corporate media running the campaign, biden in the basement. >> laura: a pandemic. >> and in 2022 you had similar things with the media helping the biden administration. biden wasn't on the ballot in 2022 though and so re-doing this strategy i think is unlikely to work while given that now people

have so much awareness of what it's like to live under the biden administration. and it only works well for him to run the same type of campaign if you have drastic improvements in the economy and i don't think anybody's predicting that. >> laura: monica earlier today biden was asked -- asked everyone for a bit of patience on the economy. watch. >> we can increase production and lower prices for american consumers and businesses in the short term while accelerate our investment into a transition to a clean energy future. we're going to do that. we're doing it. it's going to take time to get inflation back to normal levels as we keep the job levels resilient. >> laura: monica it's going to work. >> no' not going to work. patience, the man has been in office for two years and look what he's done, the economy is in historic catastrophe. when donald trump handed off the economy to joe biden in 2021 he handed on the fastest recovery on record, inflation at 1.4%.

so all of this economic catastrophe we are living through now with astronomical inflation, high gas prices, supply chain crisis, now maybe a railroad strike, all of this is a direct result of the biden administration and unified democratic control over the last two years in terms of pushing so much money down into the system, creating this inflationary environment that every american is suffering through right now. he cannot turn it around because as he said right after the midterms laura he's not going to change course. he's not going to change course because he's completely committed to what obama called the fundamental transformation of the nation. >> laura: they certainly can't change their policies. today after the oath keepers verdict that they were salivating over all afternoon long and into the evening at the other cables, democrat congressman jamie raskin leaned into another key strategy for the dems in 2024. >> the election that we just came through was a very positive

thing in terms of of the vast majority of the american people trying to stand up for democracy and freedom and the constitutional framework, but we have to remember that donald trump and the forces of chaos and vendetta and authoritarianism are still very much out there. >> laura: mollie this is representing an administration that refuses to condemn what's happening in china, but apparently i guess any crowd of republicans is going to be an insurrection from now on. >> interesting coming from jamie raskin someone who didn't just reject the results of the 2016 election but also wrote about his belief that george w. bush and dick cheyney had stolen their election. very common to hear this type of rhetoric from democrats. but it speaks to something that's important for republicans to recognize. democrats have been able to make some of these messages go unchecked and i think a lot of americans are wondering where is the republican party to stand up that there are two standards of

justice in this country and a lot of people have been republican, it seems to be an attempt to criminalize this thing and jamie raskin should remember that in this election, people did choose to give the house of representatives to republicans. probably in part to stop some of these things that were happening with the january 6th committee and other things. >> laura: all right ladies thank you great to see both of you tonight >> now will smith breaks his silence on the slap heard round the wall. plus soccer or real football. the onen a only jimmy failla is here with answers plus he'll tell us whether he would sue someone over his own cooking. stay with us.

♪ >> laura: let's do a quick whip around of the most ridiculous stories we've been reading just over the last few days. joining me now is jimmy failla host of fox across america with jimmy failla which airs weekdays on fox news radio. jimmy, good to see you. first, come on. >> hey, hey, hey. >> laura: nice shirt, by the way. where's your cowboy hat? i don't know where your spurs are tonight. a huge win for the u.s. over iran today sending them, you know, to the world cup. but there's something more important a debate happening

between america and, well, the rest of the world. is it soccer or football? watch. >> that's what i'm talking about. >> kick off between the united states in iran. you hear the chant. >> laura: jimmy, settle the debate. >> i mean, come on ingram, you know it's all about american football and anyone who's ever watched american football, when you watch soccer, you feel like you're watching an r rated movie on basic cable because all good stuff is cut out. there's no tackling. you know, there's no scoring. like soccer, for real, is two hours waiting for something to happen. it's like you're watching john fetterman trying to complete a sentence, okay? very anticlimactic, nothing ever happens. i say no. but i am amazed, laura, how depending on where you are in the world it has different meanings.

like if you're in germany football means soccer but if you're in cleveland ohio football means sadness because the browns suck. >> laura: jimmy they were tripping each other the entire game. i didn't know that was a strategy but they were tripping each other the entire game as far as i could tell. that was the most fun part of the game but i'm so psyched america won. jimmy next topic, will smith, he's still talking about his slap heard round the world against chris rock's face at the oscar's but now he thinks it is imperative that we know what his nine year old nephew thought? watch. >> that was a rage that had been bottled for a really long time. we're sitting in my kitchen and he's on my lap and he's holding the oscar and he's just like, why did you hit that man uncle will, you know? dam it. why you trying to oprah me.

>> laura: does that sound believable that story? >> yeah. so in addition to being a bad audience member, he's also a terrible uncle. what is this nine year old kid doing hanging out when the oscars finally ended, like a seven-hour ceremony like come on will smith. and he got himself in more trouble with hollywood because one of the excuses he made was he always wanted to be super man and save the day. but as you know in hollywood it's super them. you can't saymen. you can't say superman's gender. and really quick laura. the oscars blew et. they should have embraced this. people hate celebrities so much. you know how much better ratings would be if you could smack one present each year at the oscars. i would tune in for it. >> laura: if you could vote for it or do like the three stooges thing, he do do a whole three stooges thing with the slapping and clapping of the ears. >> laura if you think this year's ceremony was long wait until next year when they have

mail-in voting. you'll be sitting there for a week trying to figure out who won best picture. >> laura: genderless. we can't have any gender at any of the award ceremonies. next topic, a woman is now suing vel vita because the mac and cheese took too long to make. i guess the lawsuit is stating that consumers seeing ready in 3.5 minutes will believe it represents the total amount of time it takes to prepare meaning the moment it is open until the moment it's ready to stuff in your big face. her complaint is the packaging isn't honest. i know you're a fine dining connoisseur yourself so are you going to join this lawsuit make it a class action? >> yes. in my affordable stripper look, i do, i look like a strepper who let himself go. my name is tragic mike. stick with me ingram. the reason this lawsuit is going nowhere is because everybody knows you don't buy vel vita insta cup because of the three

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>> laura: yesterday kamala harris tweeted some new guidance the covid vaccine. one shot once a year.

that's almost people will need to stay protected from covid year long. but they know at 9:00 a.m. morning biden's hhs secretary tweeted something different, saying if it's been over two months since your last dose make a plan to get one now. neither deserve to have the jobs they have. my goodness. two months, a year. that's it for us tonight. gutfeld is next. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: i don't believe that. oh, stop. stop. stop [cheers and applause]. >> laura: >> greg: don't stop. happy tuesday everybody it is tuesday right? thank you. why is twitter causing sump e morbidity strife in the government and the media? well they were the