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that's almost people will need to stay protected from covid year long. but they know at 9:00 a.m. morning biden's hhs secretary tweeted something different, saying if it's been over two months since your last dose make a plan to get one now. neither deserve to have the jobs they have. my goodness. two months, a year. that's it for us tonight. gutfeld is next. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: i don't believe that. oh, stop. stop. stop [cheers and applause]. >> laura: >> greg: don't stop. happy tuesday everybody it is tuesday right? thank you. why is twitter causing sump e morbidity strife in the government and the media? well they were the junkies and
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their drug dealer just got killed. elon musk now runs the corner with new rules and new prices. and the junkies are screaming this just isn't fair. but it is. it's fairer than kat's skin after giving two pints of blood in february. whoever wrote that is kind of freaking me out now. but when you're used to preferential treatment you always complain when the fields are finally level. that's what you're seeing. with twitter changing, the media is losing their lie insurance. twitter was to the media what cow farmers are to mcdonald's, what college football is to the nfl, what kfc is to joy behar's ass. it was the assembly line of approved opinions to bolster their ideology. listen to this white house reporter begging the white house to say that they'll get involved. >> a critical moment really in
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terms of ensuring that twitter does not become a sector for misinformation. i mean, are you concerned? who is it at the white house that is really keeping track of this? >> social media companies have a responsibility to prevent their platforms from being used by any user to insight violence especially violence directed at individual communities as we have seeing and the president has been very clear on calling that out. he'll continue to do that and we're going to continue to monitor the situation. >> greg: monitoring the situation. can you blame them for freaking out? it's like pulling a rattle out of a teething baby's mouth and saying no more you whiney little brat. remember in the old days journalists had beats. they covered local government, crime, sports. back then no one covered soccer. you had to call people and get quotes and write a story based on your notes and little note
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pad. but that changed with twitter. tweets replaced beats. and now they think those tweets are gone forever and it's scary because journalists relied on twitter to tell them what to think and what the news was. which is like getting your drinking water from your neighbor's septic tank. but if it trended on twitter, they jumped on it quicker than me on a story about a trans teacher with giant boobs. [laughter] >> greg: i'm not going to let it go. i think the audience is with me. thank you. yes. but what trended is what only turned on an activist. usually a 20 year old with hygiene issues and undefined sexual problems that require him to scotch guard his mouse pad. the media let the loudest most irrational people guide them. twitter provided the opinions, which is why you hear the same ones over and over again in the
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media. not one original thought. and that's bad for political discourse but great for forcing people to say men can have babies. it's amazing to watch the people feed off others like a soccer team plane crashed on a mountain. the best thing that ever happened to soccer. i joke. i joke. meanwhile twitter's previous bosses axed anything that would interfere with a baez narrative. you know, like a story about a certain crack head and his laptop. now you see why these hacks are so terrified, they might have to actually work for a living. musk took their cheat sheet away and they're already in full meltdown mode. >> it's amazing to watch someone like elon musk who is such an -- he's such a child. you know,'s so immature he needs attention all the time and these guys with the money and attention and daddy issues. >> the libertarian nonsense is
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destructive to american national security and he has to reinstitute the same restrictions that were on twitter before he bought it. >> and that's sort of a speak to how he's governing at twitter not much transparency to what's going on just really him ruling by tweet. >> there's something very dangerous he reminds me of a bond villain when the richest guy in the world buys a social media platform it's not a good e questions. i think he's a dangerous fellow. >> a dangerous fellow says the stupid guy at msnbc. you don't have to applaud, save that for later when i take off my shirt. so it's weird. how did the media come to find a person who's expanding free speech to be so dangerous? this is what happens when one defiance disagreeableness as hate speech and hate speech then as a crime. because then free speech becomes a crime for allowing disagreeable speech. so they don't want what elon
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wants, which is a town square, unless they can run it like tiananmen. they wanted a private club with a velvet rope that kept scrubs like you out. that's why such a tiny % of users were responsible for all the tweets and those are the people you see in panic mode. a rofact scientist named alyssa milan a a nuclear physicist named rob reiner a world renowned heart surgeon named debra messing. it's not surprised they're mad now we'll be able to see when their pants are on fire and we're already seeing how musk is planning to show their prior failures. the twitter files comes free speech possession is soon to be published on twitter itself. the public deserves to know what really happened. clearly alluding to new york post hunter biden story before the election, a story the media is finally admitting is true all
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along when it's safe to, just in time for the new hunter biden christmas special. that i've been hearing about. i can't wait. ♪ >> this holiday season don't punish yourself with another boring rerun, blow the roof off the dump with an unforgettable special for the ages. it's a hunter biden christmas. you'll see hunter being naughty playing in the snow and baking cookies with his met dealer enrique plus a performance of oh holy night by hunter's all prostitute choir and what would be complete without a hair sniffing visit transient the big guy himself. it's a hunter biden christmas next thursday at 8:00 only on fox. [cheers and applause] >> laura: that's what i call a truly white christmas. >> period! >> laura:. >> laura: let's welcome tonight's guests. as a lawyer and cheerleader, she
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was known for her motions. outnumbered host emily compagno! >> the opinions he writes keeps liberals up at night fox news contributor and opinion editor charlie hurt. [cheers and applause] >> laura: and she'll steal your heart while going through your wallet. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> laura: and finally santa sits on his lap for christmas. my massive side kick and the nwatelevision world heavy weight champion tyrus. >> tyrus: is that you? >> no. >> tyrus: i feel like that was you >> kat: no, no, no. >> laura: i didn't write any of that. kidding. emily great to see you again. >> emily: great to be the here >> laura: it really is, isn't it? it must be great for you to be on this show. what do you make about this kind
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of, i don't know, this -- i hate to use the wording down but more this irrational concern coming from the media and government. >> emily: it would be amusing, it would be laughable if it didn't actually have real world consequences on so many people. this is the same group of people. white house press secretary saying they're monitoring the platform for hate. that's the most important thing on the president's agenda. meanwhile the ayatollah has been texting or tweeting freely the whole time. this these are the same lawmakers number one among them kamala harris who are in bed with the social media platforms, the reason why none of them are liable for anything that happens on it so when people have enjoyed live streams of rape and garnering support for really terrible horrible violent crimes no one at the top is held accountable because of these people in charge and the administration right it's just the users. but they flip that point of view when all of a sudden elon musk is the reason that the world is falling apart. and this is the same president who, i guess again, this is his priority, but he decides to take
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air marshals off planes and put them off the southern borders, right, our dollars going up. so many things in this world consuming americans that are true stressors and yes this is what is consuming our administration. this is what our tax dollars are funding, their hair catching on fireman man i wouldn't knock the ayatollah's tweets. this he are pretty good. did you see his top ten list of christmas movies. >> emily: is hunter biden's movie on there >> greg: scrooge was number one. he didn't have a christmas story on there. charlie pleasure seeing you as well. what do you make of the fact that they're so scared? i really do believe this has to do with hate speech now being brought to include anything disagreeable. >> charlie: oh, i think you're exactly right. and what's so amazing about it is to listen to people in the press. they're the ones the most upset about it. you know and if you step back and you take something like twitter, which is kind of the
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most amazing demock tieing tool in the world for free speech and only these people could take it and twist it around and turn it into a weapon in order to silence the people that -- not only silence their enemies but what they're pointing out which is exactly what they're doing, they're actually making their opponents and what their opponents support like illegal and illicit and verb boden. >> laura: >> greg: that's german right? >> charlie:. >> charlie: i think so. these people talk so much about threats to democracy and they raft the whole last election about threats to democracy and the single greatest threat to democracy is these people colluding between -- the collusion between the media and people like joe biden and democrats in order to silence the electorate. because without an informed electorate you don't have a
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republican. >> that's right >> greg: these are the people talking about misinformation and disinformation. that's a little rich kat don't you think >> kat: yep >> greg: yep. trying to think of an analogy twitter being taken over by elon musk, something that would upset the republicans like the nra choosing a new president and it's alyssa milanor >> kat: or just twitter before elon musk. because all the things that conservatives were complaining about and people were saying, oh, that's crazy you're not being shadow band or there's no politically motivated algorithm. keep in mind the only thing people on the left are concerned about is conservatives were right the whole time but we're expected to just not care. and they're really trying to -- they're trying and failing to make it seem like elon is hypocritical. i've seen a lot of people, okay, if he's that libertarian he believes in free speech you
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can't do anything apple wants to do. he said he didn't like it. he didn't say there should be a law saying apple from doing this. all the free speech point of view says you can say and do what you want and i won't interfere with that and i don't think the government should interfere with that. just because it's not a first amendment violation doesn't mean it doesn't go against the cultural value of free speech which also has value whether first amendment applies to it or not >> greg: look at that. the scholarship. >> tyrus: what? >> greg: i don't know. >> tyrus: i don't know >> greg: you're looking at me i'm looking at you. >> tyrus: i have to look at you you're the host >> greg: i know it's hard to look away. >> tyrus: i just look above. listen, anytime you've seen in court where a victim of a horrible crime, the other attorney's job is to make them look like something's wrong, you know, like a rape victim they bring up her sexual past to try
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to like diminish her. they have used twitter as their front line defense and filter. they've used it to go after enemies, they've used it to protect themselves. used it to protect their guy. the hunter biden story would have cost them the election so they squashed it and squashed story after story and anyone they wanted to go after to end them it wasn't through the courts or police, it was through twitter. cancel. they became woke. elon by opening up is now showing the crimes they committed, the things that they did wrong. so what do you do? do you own it? no. you have to make elon a criminal. so they now use words that mean nothing. he's attacking free speech. how is he doing that? he didn't say this is the new right tweet and replace the bird with an elephant. you know what i'm saying. he just said we can all talk. which means things are going to
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come out and he's messing with them. i'm going to put information, because there's going to be conversations just like there was thoses the messages about president trump going we cannot let this happen. we have fbi agents texting back and forth on how they were going to go to get rid of him. those things were happening in twitter and unlike the fbi, the ones it had to be secretive they were just talking about it and they were doing it. so they have to create him they have to make him a criminal and spin it and they will pull in all their allies that's why they're watching and all of a sudden apple cares about free speech and platforms. meanwhile in china where their phones are made and it's horrible over there they have nothing to say because they have to make elon a criminal >> greg: there you go. all right. we have more to come in this lovely show. up next, the gov with greasy hair lays his campaign plans bare.
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>> greg: will gavin newsome be half of a white house twosome? he won't try to be president yet, but he'll keep using too much aqua net. california democrat bring cream spokes model gavin newsome tells politico that he does not plan to run for president in 2024 regardless of what joe biden does. what joe biden does meaning run for president or crap his pants. gavin said he won't only not run but he's team biden. quote he not only beat trump once but he will beat him again. i hope he runs, i'll enthusiastically support him. why is he supporting him like he has a trunk full of pan teen samples? could it be he wants to replace cackling cam for running made or
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is he playing the long game like the zodiac killer? could it be he's sticking it out as california gov for another term to then launch a presidential bid of his own when the time is right? gavin knows something we don't besides the perfect hair gel to moose ratio. either way 2024's going to be a wild ride especially if sleepy joe steals his car keys back from dr. jill. joe, what say you? >> no, no, no. look. newsome's not going to run. he knows everybody's got a job to do. his job is to ruin california so bad that everyone moves to texas, turns it blue. no, i've got to make a house call. hey, let me smell your head. >> who's that? >> greg:. >> greg: charlie you have a keen political intellect.
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you see through the miasma of confusion. >> charlie: miasma. >> greg: i don't know what that means but i heard it this morning and i liked it. >> charlie: i don't want to know where you heard it. >> greg: was repeated to me eight times. >> charlie: stop. unsubscribe. >> greg: what do make of the idea he replaces kamala as vp and then becomes president. >> charlie: first of all the way you know he's running is by saying he's not running. he's such a sleaze ball and liar, i wouldn't put anything past him. as somebody who obviously, all these people all think they should be president, they're always running for president. it's probably smart because who knows what's going to happen over the next two years. who knows if joe biden isn't going to run. you have no idea. and so, you know, as a politician he's being smart. and the other thing is, he used to actually be a sensible -- >> greg:. >> greg: he's moved to the left. >> charlie: he's completely run off. and these people that do that
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even though they were once remotely intelligent then ran off with the circus just because they wanted to be part of the political mess, i have such disdain for those people. >> greg: it is true though, the big problem is that he moved so much. would you be worried if you were kamala? do you think something's happening? >> tyrus: i don't think kamala worries about anything. i think, in her world, it's all roses and trips to the moon and wonderful things and thanking everyone. thank you, thank you. thank -- you know, new speech writers, don't worry i'll wing it. i don't think she's worried about a thing. i think she's eyeing the big seat. listen they're all falling in line that's all this is and gavin wants to be at the front of the line so he's the first one to say i would not run against our dear sweet president like biden's going to remember that [bleep] a week from now. [laughter]. >> tyrus: and then when low and behold old sleepy joe decides to actually take a nap, preferably not the long one, you know, i
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hope he's fine, then he'll be like, well, i didn't want to but the people are calling. got to be the reluctant hero, you know. >> greg: he's trying to get into the will, the political will, he's not going to be here forever so i'm going to visit biden more than everybody else. >> tyrus: yeah, he's my guy. like you weren't in the white house six weeks ago measuring drapes and checking out the chair to see how comfortable it was when he wasn't home. never trust a guy who goes your house when you're not home. >> greg: god, tell me about it. unless he's a thief. >> tyrus: chances are bad things happen. >> greg: then he's okay right kat? what do you make of this >> kat: the whole article annoyed me because he's like he might wait until 2028 he'll be 61. i know it seems he's such a rising star so it's hard to believe he'll be that old and will have already been in politics a quarter century. people only have that attitude about two things, men in
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politics and men everywhere else. [laughter] >> kat: nobody would ever say that about a woman. like oh, she's been in in her field for 25 years hard to believe because she seems too long. it's like she's been for 25 years and already too old to date leonardo dicaprio. >> greg: how old is he >> kat: adding 55 now. >> greg: i'm older than him by three years. isn't that amazing. i mean look how young i look emily. pretty impress i have. i know you have to say that but you'll never be on again if you don't. >> emily: you look amazing. >> kat: just alled rolled up into what i'm talking about here. >> greg: kat has an excellent point. i agreed with everything you said. that's a positive. it is a man's world >> kat: not getting any better >> greg: contrary to what they used to say at msnbc it never
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gets better. >> emily: gavin newsome is the guy who peaked in high school and the problem is he peaked a long time ago in california, right? this sort of self-discrabbed dashing big hair white guy out of southeastern conference that san francisco that has all the same political supporters that kamala does they thought he had a rout to the white house. culturally their party super shifted left so he's trying to catch up. that style would have actually maybe gone somewhere back in the 90s, right? >> greg: you know what you're saying is that he's too white and too male. >> emily: yeah, he's too old school. he's still wearing fubu or whatever. the whole thing is he sees himself as a worthy. >> tyrus: wait a minute. hold on, no, no. hold on. fubu was for us by us. >> emily: i was thinking of a brand >> greg: you meant fairgamu.
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>> emily: he sees himself as a worthy opponent to ron desantis, he's the guy looking in the ring like i'm going to take him down. the problem besides intellect is policy. ron desantis has been actually governing and accomplishing positive things where gavin newsome as mayor and governor has run the city and state into the ground. but you're right, he's looking for that back door to the white house a hundred percent but i hope and i know californians hope as well he doesn't get anywhere near it. >> greg: back door to the white house. >> emily: i mean >> greg: what do you think char charlie? back door to the white house? >> tyrus: don't answer charlie. do not seek this treasure >> greg: sounds like a title to a cool romance novel. back door to the white house. >> tyrus: nope, nope >> greg: up next, will smith is back to discuss the smack. living with hiv, i learned that i can stay undetectable with fewer medicines. that's why i switched to dovato. dovato is for some adults who are starting hiv-1 treatment or replacing their current hiv-1 regimen.
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>> greg: he snapped then he slapped now his career's turned to crap. but can his reputation be repaired?
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wonders the fresh prince of bellaire. former actor will smith went on a local news program to promote a film but also addressed the infamous oscar slap for the first time on late night t.v. you'll recall the drama, it happened just eight months ago but feels like an eternity. also an eternity, sitting through a movie starring his son jaden. it was so long ago, colbert was still relevant. chris rock made fun of jade pinkett smith's baldhead, will got up and slapped him silly. we at gutfeld will never resort to cheap laps about baldness. >> tyrus: never over. >> greg: man, is he fat. see what he did? nothing about his bald head. anyway i wonder if it was a rage that had been bottled for a really long time. >> that was a rage that had been
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bottled for a really long time. >> greg: and it was a horrific night as you can imagine. >> that was a horrific night, as you can imagine. you know, there's many nuances, and complexities to it, you know. but at the end of the day, i just, i lost it. >> greg: nuances and complexities. you mean your wife is bald and chris rock joked about it. that's about as complex as you get. but he was going through something that night, you know. >> i was going through something that night, you know. and not that that, you know, justifies my behavior at all, there was a lot of things. that's not who i want to be. >> greg: there you go. so is it time to forgive and forget? he's obviously paid a price professionally and personally. like my dad always said, greg when you forgive you don't
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change the past but you sure do change the future. i know. so i decided to forgive my dad. [laughter] >> greg: all right, tyrus, does he deserve -- okay. what do you think of his answers and does he deserve --. >> tyrus: first of all he can miss me with that. man, come on, man. like dam it? brother i'm trying to support you here but all this interview -- this interview should have been eight seconds long. chris, i'm sorry. what i did was wrong. period. he went, he went -- which -- or, i'm not sorry. >> greg: yeah. >> tyrus: okay because that's the apology i get from my eight year old. you know what i'm saying. like you cursed at your brother. well you have to understand that i said it as a joke i didn't mean it i accidentally said it. dad you understand i had a lot of things that day, the recess was short, you know what i'm
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saying? i couldn't get the straw in my capri sun. like i was going through stuff and then he just looked at me sideways and i was like, man -- it wasn't me. you know what i'm saying? the fresh prince two decades ago. time to be a king grow up and apologize for what you did, no excuse and move on. ba us now we're talking about it because of that whack as apology. you're better than that will. >> greg: this is one of those weird elements where one act you do causes everything to crash down. do you ever think about that on outnumbered? i do this on the five. you can only do it on live tv. do you ever think about what's the one thing i could do. >> emily: swear. >> greg: yes, but, you know, what's the one thing you could do that could destroy your entire career? do you ever think about that? go ahead, do it. >> emily: i don't know. no. >> greg: did you ever slap somebody like that?
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>> emily: no, no. >> greg: okay. >> tyrus: you think about it but you don't do it. >> emily: i would like to. >> tyrus: even if you could reach him >> greg: that's why i'm over here. >> emily: i agree with you, it's like the saying maybe your dad said also, it matters more the aftermath. so if he had come out, to your point and said unequivocally i apologize there's no excuse, i'm so sorry, i would be honored to keep working and have you watch my films. instead he makes it all about him. in that apologies reminded me of the character he played about the computer and he was homeless, he was literally that character. so whenever actors apologize you always think in your head do you memorize these lines and you're just saying it. >> greg: did he make that face, too, look i can this? >> emily: i don't know. the point is that, you know, i'm not about cancel culture or whatever but the whole point is everyone's decision reflects where their support is. so comedy central putting him on
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for a long interview that movie bringing him in emancipation and the serious topic is making a decision and sending a message yes we want to keep working with him and keep giving him a voice and a platform so then the next question is whether viewers actually want to pay money to watch that film and continue supporting him or if they think that he's [bleep] >> greg: i would have thought kat that he would have been more prepared. he had eight months. it seemed like he was shocked that it was asked. like, a, geez, really trevor. trevor? that's so trevor of you. >> emily: i used to love the name trevor >> kat: first of all i would like to acknowledge i would have no idea what it would be like to sit there and have fun guy make front of your spouse in front of an audience on television. [laughter] >> kat: oh, wait, yeah, i do. i don't call it like -- >> greg:. >> greg: who wrote those >> kat: i don't call it a rage
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filled moment though so much i call it like a tuesday. like that one tuesday right after i got married and you opened the show accusing my new husband of being the uni bomber. >> greg: there's some questions. i'm just asking kat. have you ever looked at your husband closely >> kat: which is arguably more offensive than pointing out someone's bad. but i didn't get mad. i don't understand. he says like, oh, and i just filled with rage as if that a's something that you're supposed to be able to understand. i don't understand it. . >> greg: the solution charlie i have is his next movie has to be playing himself and call it oscar night and you have like, you have it written by like, what's that dude? you have it directed by spike jones, right? spike jones do one of those really, like, charlie kauffman writes it and it ends with him
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having to make a movie about the oscars so this eternal moment in his life he has to relive forever and ever. >> torture. >> charlie: i still don't think it will be as good as hunter biden's christmas. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> charlie: which, by the way, i think, just to test twitter's free speech now, i think you should run. i think you should premier hunter biden's christmas on twitter. >> greg: we were going to do it on fox nation, but -- >> charlie: hallmark passed? >> greg: hallmark passed. [laughter]. >> tyrus: it's christmas month. they don't run nothing but christmas. >> greg:. >> greg: and also dean cane wouldn't go totally nude. not so super man. coming up why doctors thought it was vital to change a disease's title. lite. this couple was headed to the farmers market... when they got a chip. they drove to safelite for a same-day repair. and with their insurance, it was no cost to them. >> woman: really? >> tech: that's service the way you need it.
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>> greg: monkeypox gets renamed so horny primates won't feel ashamed.
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the world health organization has announced that it would start calling monkeypox m-pocks after hearing complaints that monkeypox was racist and stigma tieing. it's not clear how many of those complaints were serious or if they were made by anyone hurling feces. who has a mandate to rename existing diseases avoiding any association with a country, region, animal or ethnic group. so i guess my idea that san francisco smash rash is out. [laughter] >> greg: it's also not clear how you might accuse another person of racism for using the term monkeypox. sure, experts say that monkeypox is mostly found throughout africa until recently, but it was called monkeypox, not africa pox. and you can't associate the term monkeypox with racism unless you yourself are already associating the word monkey with africa.
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but still a relief to unfairly maligned apes out there. first we make them dress up in little suits and bow ties then we name an std after them. it's also weird that who is worried about associating diseases with an animal after covering up the lab leak with bats. now people freak out when i eat bats. i have to cut down my bat eating. let's see what our expert has to say. >> yes, doctor. so the m in m pox totally stands for monkey though, right? >> so it's deadlier than monkeypox? >> great we'll just keep calling it monkeypox then, yeah? >> oh, so can mpox be
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transmitted if a monkey bites you during sex? >> greg: kat science isn't about feelings. with the phrase monkeypox, the bad part of the phrase is pox, not monkey. any kind of pox is going to be bad. it's monkeypox or mpox or corn pox >> kat: yeah. this is obviously useless and makes no difference but who doing things that make no difference is actually a step up from what they were doing for several years which is making a big difference in a very bad way. >> greg: yeah. and you know what kills me charlie if they might have a point if they said people aren't taking it seriously because it
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has a funny name. hens we do this because of the name now it's funnier that they call it mpox so they made it funnier. >> greg: yeah, but you didn't. [laughter]. >> tyrus: wow, we're going to miss you. [laughter] >> charlie: the degree to which these people who claim to care about public health have destroyed their ability or any government agency's ability or the who, anybody's ability to handle public health in any serious way. they've completely bee clowned themselves by being more concerned about the name of something than, i don't know, a disease that could actually kill somebody. >> greg: yeah, you know what's interesting? i wasn't listening. [laughter] >> greg: emily, when we were kids it didn't bother us about chicken pox, i think the armor hot dogs, even kids with chicken
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pox. it wasn't because we were making fun of kids because they looked so gross. it was because they looked gross. >> emily: i mean, again, this is the [bleep] that elected officials and people in decision making powerful positions are spending their time on. what a joke. you know how much money we funnel into the who? you know how much research and stuff that we fund? and that's what they're doing. i feel like mpox reminds me of that song mbob. >> greg: by hanson. >> emily: yeah. that will be in my head now. >> greg: hanson once stood behind me in the bath rhyme. >> emily: did you talk to him. >> greg: no. >> emily: which one. weren't there three. >> greg: it was just a regular bathroom. why is that important. >> emily: it's like the artist formally known as prince it doesn't matter what you try to change the name to everyone will call it monkeypox or mpocks. >> greg: enough from you. tyrus this is an example of what you talked about external
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internal problem. they address an external issue, the name, but has no affect on the real issue the disease. >> tyrus: obviously two of the racist guys at work got talking about monkeypox and in an effort to save their son who shouldn't have been in the movie in the first place they changed the name. but, yes, for some reason chicken pox still runs rampant because no way you could have filmed chickens like skinny crack head white people? you want to know what a chicken head was? that's not fair. change that to cpox. >> greg: they have chicken pox parties did you know that? >> emily: no, but i still have scars from chicken pox. >> greg: good for you. that's a weird humble brag, i guess. >> up next, waking up with a rooster and intelligence booster.
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♪ >> a story in five words. ♪ >> greg: a story in five words. morning people are smarter people. charlie, research out of canada, that's a country emily, reveals that early riser have higher intelligence which debunks an earlier that says night owls are smarter. what say you? >> charlie: this explains my school career but there is a cure for people that aren't
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morning people. >> what? >> charlie: a job. needing to feed your family. [cheers and applause] >> greg: kat you're a morning person as in m-o-u-r-n >> kat: is that like a joke about how people close to me have died? good one. [laughter] >> greg: do you buy this? >> kat: no. >> greg:. >> greg: no? >> kat: no. because you're right, nobody's getting up in the morning for thoughts they're getting up because they want to make dollars. >> greg: they want to make dollars, that is so true. but it's fun to get up early get stuff done before the lazy people get up. >> tyrus: the early bird gets the worm. but again these are stupid. why do we keep doing it. yesterday the black and the sun comes out too early i'll diane now you're smart. no, you're smarter if you actually put your head in the books and do things. you can get up at the crack of
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dawn and be a dumb ass doesn't matter. all this has noning to do with it. so all the people working at night are injure morons drooling on each other. they just need putout. morning people were smarter. if they were smarter they wouldn't have to get up in the morning. [laughter] >> greg: wow, you know, emily, do you like sleep? >> emily: yes. >> greg: sleep is fun. is it hard for you to get up in the morning. >> emily: not really but when i do sleep i have to be like contained i have my waited blanket. >> greg: tied up you mean? >> emily: here's what i was thinking, verbal intelligence what i'm picturing is the partners are really annoyed when the other partner wakes up early good morning, hi, what's going on with the coffee. that what led toward verbal intelligence also one time i was driving with someone and her entire circadian rhythm was nocturnal and so she ended up her whole life school everything she hated every job. after she got the nighttime job she could be her true free self.
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>> greg: which was a vampire. true story, happy ending for her she just lives off human blood now but she found her true calling. emily that was a great story. >> tyrus: the chicken pox start. >> greg: don't go away we'll be right back. without dyes or perfumes. the towel washed with downy is softer, and gentler on your skin. try downy free & gentle.
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>> greg: thanks to emily compagno, charlie hurt, kat timpf, tyrus. "fox news @ night" with dreamy trace gallagher is next. spoon thank you. good evening and welcome to america's late news. i am trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight: several tornadoes touching down across the southeast. forecasters say some of them could be classified as ef3 or higher. that means they are deadly and destructive. the extreme weather center is trac

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