of our partnership, friendship, and cooperation. and truly all as -- as the background to an enduring relationship. >> so bad. we're going to check back with her in the coming days and weeks to see if there's any coming insights. that's it for us. greg gutfeld, the entire gang, they take it all from here. see you tomorrow night. >> gutfeld: all right, let's talk about pedophilia. they did a whole photo shoot

with stuffed animals involving bondage gear. teddy ruxpen seemed like a natural fit. >> fashion house belanciaga is full control tonight which appears to show children holding teddy bears dressed in bondage outfits and supreme court documents on a child pornography case. >> that's the weird part, the whole child porn thing. they went to crisis mode throwing everyone else under the bus until they realized it was a bus full of kids. hopelessly cornered. it's when such incidents force them the agree with conservatives. they hate that. they hate it more than i hate flo from those progressive commercials.

that's a lot. we dated back in the '90s. it didn't work out. why do i have to keep seeing her. they can't agree with the right because then they lose their cache. so they won't. even if it puts them in a more uncomfortable position than rosie o'donnell in a hot yoga class. the only republican host the only information they had is they gave the right evidence of the sexualization of kids. >> how it's being framed as portraying transpeople as groomers. this is a term you hear on the far right. they're groomers. this is where you get the anti-drag queen stuff. balenciaga played in their hands, having kids in a

sexualized manner. it's a bad misstep at a moment when it's a dangerous time to give credence to those insane takes. >> gutfeld: oh, a misstep. that's the view's only republican. like being the manson family's only republican. >> the insane takes about people making light of pedophilia. it's saying, you know, it's not arson that's bad. it's the loud fire alarms that lets you know it's happening. it's like the view would be happier if they placed the pedophilia somewhere less con sick wows than the international ad campaign, out of sight, out of mind. but you see this a lot. unlike us, the left cannot condemn bad stuff no matter how heinous it is if it forces them to agree with the republicans.

their brains can't handle two different thoughts at the same time, or in joy reid's case, one -- some of them still say they're for masking children. do you know why they're saying that? because you're not. sure it impedes my kid's prooeting with and stunts his growth, but agreeing with gutfeld will cause him to lose friends and i don't want him to get anymore popular than he already is, if that's possible. it is. ask yourself this. why won't the dems and the media react in horror about the crime wave. you and i already have. why won't they speak out about the brutalities happening at the border, other than the fact they're come police it in it, you and i spoke out about that stuff. instead, they speak out about the migrants flying to the hell hole that's in martha's vineyard. forget about human tlafking, a mexican wore white. fentanyl, it's killing $100,000

people a year. that should upset somebody. it upsets you. so it can't upset them. that would be like watching the desantis campaign ad and pelosi coming on and saying i approve this message. i don't approve of those eyebrows. so, you can see the trend. if therese a choice to condemn evil, they won't. if you share that opinion with you or me. right now, california's megan's law website, the uk family mail found that ,000 convicted pedophiles in california have been release from prison after spending less than a year in jail, this after being convicted of lewd acts with a child, they're out. that's just after a cookout roman plan ski had on saturday. soon the perverts will be back to their old tricks, producing hollywood movies. you don't have to laugh.

but you should. these are serious offenses, no normal human being can be okay with this stuff. so why are you only hearing about it on fox news. and nowhere else on legacy media. it's guilt by association. if we report it, they won't. me -- i don't care if we're right. i just want to make bad things stop. and i don't just mean kilmeade's hair cuts. if i could get the dems to come out against riots, arson, murder, i would come out for it, just to make it end. that and looting does look a little fun. free sun chips and men in speed sticks. i'm all over thatment. fact is, fact is, because the media and the dems think we're evil, actual evil things take a back seat to their hatred for us. if tonight tucker were to condemn arson, everyone in

hollywood would burn their own homes down. it's because we're not part of the in crowd. i have to tell you, i've never been happier to be on the outside looking in in my whole life. >> welcome, tonight's guests, he's whiter than hunter biden's nostrils, fox news contributor tom shalub. he gave me my start at fox and to want he's here to apologize. the author of the new book, the world we wish,s john moody. he's alaska's hottest exports after whale blubber and igloos, actor and comedian jamie lizou. and finally, her favorite drink is the one she gets to throw in her face. fox news contributor, cat tib.

tom, how are you doing? >> well, not so well after that -- 7,000 pedophiles? >> gutfeld: that's a lot of pedophiles. one is a lot. >> one is too many. but 7,000? >> gutfeld: that's 7,000 times one. >> yeah, i know there's only like 300 in and outs in california. that means there's like dozens of pedophiles in every in and out. i -- that's incredible math. >> i don't know. they shouldn't release the pedophiles. but they always release them. then they make those, you know, the sex offender registries -- i'm kind of against those. just keep them in jail, right? like the sex offense registry is supposed to make you feel comfortable. here's the map. >> gutfeld: i don't want to buy them any gifts. why would -- like what do you buy a pedophile? that they already -- i mean, you know?

what's a crate & barrel? oh, i get it. it's where they live. >> like every one of those is a sex offender. like, oh, i'll sleep well knowing that. go to the red dots, put them back in the jail. >> the only people who sleep well in that are the red dots. >> gutfeld: that was sad and desperate. john, welcome to the show. the creator of red eye, you hired me. therefore, you worked in the news business your whole life. that was your only mistake. do you agree with this kind of idea that fox is on top of a serious story, the rest of the media will ignore it for that

reason alone? >> yeah, fox is so hated and envied by their competitors. the fox news division is good. they do their good work. the worst of all time. think of jennifer griffin down there at the pentagon. but it's the envy of our success -- your success, that drives them crazy. and it's not going to stop. it's only going to deepen. >> gutfeld: wouldn't it be something to agree that something is really bad. we had this explosion of crime. we're going to let you know. now they waited until after the election to talk about it. >> they know what is bad -- it's you. and it's not going to change. go inyou agree with them on that. >> i think you're a different kind of individual.

you expected something different than what i delivered. >> no one knows what to expect at 3:00 in the morning. and you got it. >> gutfeld: yes. jamie, good to see you. >> good to see you. >> gutfeld: you look great. >> thank you. i couldn't be more point with you on the point we were just making. i thought if all sides could agree on one thing, it would be like children shouldn't do dominatrix to stuffed animals. but they found a way to -- it's looking for the argument -- i think it's about money. she should stay in there, make that money and stay on that show. agree with who she has to agree with. anybody with a daughter like 10 or 11, like mine, the ad is disgusting. but my daughter has done worst things to dolls. like -- i swear to god, these kids -- every time i walk in, she's auditioning for the bully from toy story. >> gutfeld: a lot of dolls missing heads at your house. >> craziness.

i thought when tom went out on a limb and said they shouldn't have let out 7,000 pedophiles. i couldn't agree -- like, it's -- i also don't like -- not that i don't like -- but i like the word pedophile. the word we use for them should be something that the kid should understand like bad man or creep. so you don't want to be like hey, don't go across the street. that guy's a pedophile. oh, my god, i would be like, i also like bicycles. >> gutfeld: speaking of bicycles, that was a long road to that joke. >> it is -- it's harder to make jokes about the pedophiles. and i'm trying tot to use any jokes from my netflix special: pedophiles, murderers, and other hilarious things. >> is it already cast? >> yes. >> gutfeld: cat, how -- jamie makes a good point.

you'd think with an issue like this, the people of "the view" would be more outraged by that than the actual, oh, we're feeding the cons or we're -- >> that was so weird what she said. she was like, they shouldn't have done this, because the republicans, they get really mad about pedophilia. >> yeah, madder than we do. >> so like saying republicans or pedophiles of the bad party. i think that's good. i don't think you're making this point that you think you're making. i see this -- it shouldn't been hard, right? as everybody knows, i'm extremely -- i'm probably the most pro drag queen person on any network. i've never said anything bad about a drag queen. they fill me with joy and i think they're wonderful and beautiful. i'm not a drag queen. i have a similar daily routine to one. the extensions, the lashes, the padded bra, of course. but you can say, this is gross. there's a kid holding this bondage teddy bear and there's pedophile documents in there. you don't have to think that

hard to say that. that should be obvious. you feel bad that all of the teddy bears are in bondage con sen consensually with other teddy bears. don't kink shame the teddy bear. >> gutfeld: the lady didn't realize she was complimenting the republicans. remember, they really hate pedophiles. >> yeah, republicans will get really upset with the pedophilia. >> gutfeld: all right, we must move on. i think we really nailed that. up next. it's going to rate, trust me. assigned the next 101 dalmatians won't include in docketry nations.

ruined reputation in their wake, disney admits, it was a big mistake. disney gets frank as another woke movie tanks old/new bob aiger has urged his company to move away from publicly pushing left wing politics. thank you, thank you. true. and it means finally, i'll stop using the role of peter pan to women. ha ha. speaking of a resent town hall legally required to be nowhere near a playground, aiger elaborated about the future. i wonder -- does he like the company being embroiled in controversy? >> do i like the company being embroil in controversy? of course not. it can be distracting and have a negative impact on the company. to the extent that i can work to kind of quiet things down, i'm going to do that. >> gutfeld: not what he said before. he was asked about florida's parental rights and education

act, what critics falsely labeled the don't say gay bill, which never made sense because you have to say gay to say don't say gay. problem solved. you recall, disney publicly opposed it and feuded with ron desantis last seen mopping the kitchen floor with tremains of charlie chrys. it was a fight to losing the status in florida. now aiger is acknowledging this f-up. >> i was sorry to see us dragged into that battle. i have no idea what the ramifications are in terms of the business itself. what i can say is the state of florida has been important to us for a long time. we have been important to the state of florida. >> they care about the audience. they're stock tanked.

losing roughly 40% of their value this year which means tiny tim won't be getting that surgery. of course,s of course, disney's resent drop in quality has been well documented. but i wonder if they'll apologize to this update to a classic cartoon. >> hey, mickey, thanks for helping me steal this chair from those disgusting poor people, see ya, pitch. >> hey, kid, want to make a few bucks the easy way? all you have to do is -- my friend dirty carl. >> let's party, kid. >> first time with dirty carl, huh? >> never mentioned it again. i can't get clean. >> wow, you know what? i like the direction they're going there.

okay, so, john, i goer once said, this was on cnn, some of the local channel, that corporate ceos should get more involved in activism. they said it's important to voice your opinion even if it puts your business in danger. business in danger, what are you saying? this is a bad idea. what would you do for this situation now? >> pray. look, he's in a real tough spot. he didn't want his successor to be named. now he's gone back. he's got a chance to rough him up, give speeches and say we made a big mistake. we also, though, have said he's still committed to movies about diversity and differences and things like that. i'm afraid the mouse left the house and it's not coming back. >> yeah, the mouse is gone goofy. jamie, assuming you'll see your kids again, will you take them

to disney world? >> i'm going to take them -- i'm going to take them to disney plus this year. just in my living room. i don't like they call it the don't say gay law. first of all, that was yours. when i first went to your house, that was one of your house rules. and you're right. it should be don't say gay again. because you said it and the gay thing. so, you know what i didn't like about that? i think that it's not a joke. like a lot of the things i've said tonight. you can't you can't -- you have to do what you think is good. you can't let a few people dictate what your product is. this is what happens when people don't watch those -- i hate that they call everyone that works at disney cast members. it drives me absolutely crazy. like everyone is a cast member. i'm going to go to disney and they're going to be like, what part do you play? oh, i'm guy

that cleans [ bleep ]. out of toilets i'm not qualified to speak on disney. i thought frozen was about walt disney's carcass. i had no idea. >> i would have watched that one. >> i thought cocoa was about warming them back up. anymore, that's it? that's it? that's all you've got? all right. go ahead. >> i was going to say, i hate when you pretend a job is more fun than it is. these are sandwich artists. like calling someone from "the view," a journalist. >> gutfeld: yeah. yeah. wow. they're just aplodding because they agree. it wasn't that funny. >> i think they're applauding because it's over.

>> gutfeld: you know what kills me about this, they learned a lesson that the truth isn't on twitter. right? so, he was guiding his company policy by what people were shouting about -- the issues they were interested in -- it wasn't -- he didn't care -- he forgot the customer. >> he said, hey, so, if we want people to buy our stuff, we shouldn't just relentlessly yell about how they'rer redeemable trash. i'm like, if that's what a ceo does, sign me up, i'll ceo the [ bleep ]. out of your fortune 500 you don't know that on your own? >> that's a good point. >> see, ceo written all over me. >> that's true. >> all right, tommy. they not only picked the fight with the governor. they also kind of threw their weight on the side who isn't their customer base. it's like the people that -- the activists aren't buying these $100 tickets. it's families -- families like

yours, tom. >> so true. >> beautiful families. >> gutfeld: wonderful white families, right, tom, right, tom. >> they happen to be, yes. . >> couldn't help it, greg. it's all i brought to the table. >> greg: your race >> i'm so glad you said they picked the fight. he said, we didn't want this fight that was brought to us. no, they brought the fight. they picked the fight. now they're like, when i go to the dog park with my dog and a big dog walks up to her, she immediately flips over and gets on her back like thatment. disney right now is like a dog on their back. and desantis is like a bullmastiff. he's standing there like this. just staring at them. >> hey, i have a question for you. can you go to a dog park without a dog? >> you can, you can. but it's like going b to a playground without kids. they think you're a weirdo. >> they do? i didn't know that. >> they wonder what you're up to, greg.

>> oh, jeez. i like to walk around the city. >> enough of you. up next; when criminals won't stop, they face san francisco's robo cop.

bad jokes. welcome back. new york gets firm with the mentally ill while san francisco gives robots license to kill. new york mayor eric adams announced the plan to hospitalize the mentally ill even if they don't pose an immediate threat to themselves or others. how'd that get there? the directive gives city workers including cops and firefighters authority in, quote, the removal of a person who appears to be mentally ill and displays the inability to meet basic living needs even when no dangerous act has been observed.

although in new york, unable to meet basic needs means can't afford $6,000 a month on rent. but cops can do something about that deranged maniac before they push someone on to the tracks. 911 can't say, call us after he murdered someone. here's adams. >> nowhere walking by or looking away. no more passing the buck. going forward, we will focus on action, care, and compassion. if severe mental illness is causing someone to be unsheltered, and, a danger to themselves, we have a moral obligation to help them get the treatment and care they need. >> gutfeld: finally. damn, meanwhile in san francisco, lawmakers voted to give police the ability to use potentially lethal remote controlled robots. it's not terminator-type stuff, but it's exactly what they said to me before that naked robot stole my clothes.

more like tiny tanks armed with an explosive to take out a suspect in a standoff or whatever. unlike the terminator, it's programmed never to knock up the cleaning lady. remember that now. don't remember the movie. get this straight -- you're against funding cops but you're for funding killer robots. that's like being a vegan, except you eat people. meanwhile "the washington post" admits, finally, there's a homicide crisis as cases have hit the highest levels in decades. this is the same paper that whined last month that we at fox were talking about crime too much. i wonder what changed their mind. what could have happened between those two times? perhaps we should thank them for correcting the record after the election. i guess it's better late than never, which is what i said when i hit puberty. you know, jamie? a couple of things.

i think you have to give credit when credit is due. mayor adams. this is why we have so many sick people on the streets and crazy people doing crazy things. this should have happened a while ago. he's doing it. >> yeah, i'm excited. new york's getting to be empty -- is going to be empty. i'm going to have my own train car tomorrow. >> gutfeld: you are. >> you know how -- i never knew they did this in new york, but there are so many crazy people around. i was in target today right on like 42nd and i wanted to buy toothpaste and i swear to god, i went and it was locked up like they were rollest exes. >> gutfeld: yeah, this is happening all the time. >> you have to call an atip can't. i go to the next aisle, deodorant, locked up. and i was like, oh, my god, i think i solved it. that's why new york smells like [ bleep ]. >> gutfeld: they locked it all up. so, are you happy now? everything is good. >> i feel good now. i am proud of -- this needs to be done, right? but i still --

he was saying like, we're not going to look away. i'm still going to look away. >> gutfeld: yes. i am always going to look away. those are not robots if they're remote controlled. that's just a gun on legs, right? like everybody is like, oh, my god. >> i saw a headline that it was like some san francisco official had to clarify, robots won't have guns, they'll just have explosives. actually in san francisco, a lot of people were probably like, okay, as long as it's not guns. that's perfectly fine. but, it's not. still a human behind it. >> gutfeld: i'm tired of people lying to us about the robot. a robot can only be a robot if it's autonomous and adorable and like, you know, does stuff to you. >> they do have those kind of robots already. >> gutfeld: they do.

anything else you want to add to that? >> not to that, i guess. i'm a little concerned about the new york thing. i don't know if there's the resources available. i think kathy hochul is freeing up 50 beds. i was like, is 50 code for another number. like how big are the beds? >> gutfeld: what they have to do is read -- the bed is a football field. >> exactly. because the beds i've seen, they're not big enough. >> i don't know if they need beds. these guys are comfortable on like card board. >> so, tommy? >> i don't know if this is going to do much. i'm not as positive as you are on eric adams. he doesn't really talk a good game. >> i don't think this is going to hell. they tweaked and said, now we can detain people who are not just a danger to themselves and other people but people a danger to themselves. this is a minor thing. they're not going to solve this problem

until there are more copses in the subways in the streets. when i first moved to new york, the subways, the streets were very dangerous. giuliani came in. we saw way more cops. cops were in there arresting people for square beating, arresting people for the squeegee men. that's what you got to do. [ applause ] so, it's more than just i think the crazy people that is a problem as well. but just your average criminal on the street seems to have free rein these days. more cops, more arrests, it's pretty simple. >> i realize you would make a great villain in a steven king miniseries. don't you think? you would make a great villain, period. >> well, you also live in the city. i saw you disagree about adams. >> he's all hat and no cowboy.

>> gutfeld: really? >> look, open up an international segment on your show tonight. eric adams is actually taking a page from the old soviet union where if the cops were told to go out and get somebody opposing the system, they said, you're mentally deranged, you're coming with us. and nobody heard from them again. so see how fast politics enters into this otherwise humanitarian effort. >> gutfeld: i didn't see that coming. i have to disagree with you on that. i can't see that happening. >> oh, not in new york. >> you should always trust the government. >> exactly. you've been saying it forever. i'm really scared. collar keeps popping out too. that drives me crazy. coming up, should you scrap your tiktok app. i was busy cashbacking for the holidays

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repression is fine with me. south dakota governor christie noam signed an executive order that bans government phones from having tiktok on any state device saying the chinese government uses information to manipulate the american people, which is much easier than having sex with eric swalwell and less risky than hunter biden. she didn't say that, i did. just to be clear. this is in stark opposition to biden's policy which tapped tiktok stars for campaign videoes to manipulate the american people into thinking he's doing a good job makes sense to reach people dumb enough to vote for hip. apple reported the use of air drop in china. it allows phones to connect to each other without the internet or get a traffic update on tanks coming through tiananmen square. previously users could receive air drops from anyone from an unlimited time and it limits it

to ten minutes from phones brought from mainland, china. after taylor swift writing all of those breakup songs after i dumped her, it's hard to believe this is a coincidence. and it's a huge issue. why would apple want to hurt the chinese freedom protesters. it's not like they're canadian truckers. and the same adults that buy the products, unlike the children who work in their factories. do you use tiktok? >> i wish. >> gutfeld: really, you're too old? >> no. and, again, i keep come back. no, because i would be really good at it. like make little funny videos and get a bunch of attention, which is my favorite thing, attention. so, i would love to co-it. but i'm worried about the whole like chinese or the data or whatever. so, it's interesting that i do draw the line somewhere for what i'll do for attention. and apparently, that's it for now.

>> gutfeld: i think when you talk about attention, tom, that's how china figured us out. we are addicted to attention. and tiktok is kind of -- >> my favorite drug. >> gutfeld: people love it. tiktok packages it for everybody in an effective brainwashing tool. everybody has everybody with crazy attitudes getting on there, spreading it out there and getting it to your house. a brainwashing tool that's entered your home. >> they have attacked us on our weak point, greg. because we love these things and the kids do. i got to give it to cristie noam, which is great. on state devices? that's not going to do much. if anybody could do well, it would be nome. she could do the dances with the ten gallon hat and things like that. >> yeah, that's what i'm talking about. >> she's giving up a lot. she's giving up a potential

tiktok career here. but, yeah, i think tiktok is ridiculous. we should shame anyone who does this, particularly adults. tired of it doing with their kids. oh, let's do a tiktok video. like shut up, sit down, you idiot. let your kids do it, not you. >> gutfeld: i love it when you get mad but you still don't swear. >> gutfeld: you're just like, shut up. >> why do you bleep my shutup and people think i don't swear at home. watch this -- [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] >> gutfeld: we are definitely going to bleep that. >> oh. >> gutfeld: you're the expert on china. you've written two books. the book is fiction, but it's on china. when you look at what's happening now, everybody gets hopeful. it looks scary. people with the hazmat suits and plexiglas, where is this going, do you think? >> first of all, gosh darn it, tom. look, we have to be grown-ups about china. china is not our frengd.

tiktok is owned by a chinese company. so, therefore anything that you put on tiktok is going straight to xi, not that he cares about you, and it's being kept. . china keeps meticulous records of the movements of the statements of the social media postings and even now of eye movements of its citizens and then decides if they're loyal to the party or if they need a good smacking. governor nome did the right thing. she started with state accounts. she deserves credit for it. we'll call it the new "nomenclature." >> gutfeld: nice, a little word play. >> i was going to tell a huge story about a song did with my son on tiktok. >> it sucks. when's the last time you saw your son. >> tom made me feel stupid. so, tiktok, they say, i heard

it's tiktok because it's the clock counting down to when the chinese will have all of the information. someone said to me, if they get all of your information, they could take out like home loans or, you know, whatever -- borrow money. and like steal your identity. and i was like, oh, my god, good luck, i haven't been able to do it. >> that would suck if someone stole your identity and got a home loan. >> yeah, they're going to give my identity back. >> yeah. >> i'm getting irritated, apple with all of the -- just like the twitter stuff and they always get you to -- i try to fight the -- i just updated to ios16 last night. i updated it and now my screen saver just says [ bleep ]. you, elon musk for people who didn't see it, i said "shut up." >> gutfeld: the apps might be gone, the phones are so fast, you might not need apps now.

>> your phone has a screen saver. >> uh-oh. here we go. >> gutfeld: that's it. >> i'm too old to know the word. >> just me and some older men hanging out. that's what i do. when people say what do you do for a living. >> gutfeld: that's kind of ageist. >> it's true. >> all right, up next, will the golden arches give you a lifetime of fat and starches?

>> a story in five words. >> a story in five words, want to win mcdonald's for life, starting next week orders completed in the mcdonald's apple and her customers to win free mcdonald's for life, what do you make of that? >> i would do it, i know a lot of people are down a mcdonald's, but on the road they are trustworthy, they might like me and might not totally like me, i love mcdonald's, but don't give me the prize. >> greg: why? >> because the fries make you feel bad. get a hamburger and water, that's all you are allowed. a hamburger and a water. >> i always thought you were psycho, but now i know. [applause]

>> greg: that is a serial killer's dinner. i will have one hamburger, no cheese, no fries and a cup of water! >> no, he gets milk! >> i don't get milk, you know what is good? the coffee. >> greg: it is great coffee. >> dependable, don't go through with through the drive-through, walk-in, there is nobody there and then say their name, their name is like hi, end. >> greg: you are psycho. >> i say could you make me a quarter pounder, and i would cheese, just a quarter pounder and i make a special order, no pickles, and why don't you leave -- and they make it fresh so it's not sitting under that warmer. >> greg: i hope somebody spits in your food. not at mcdonald's, i just mean when you are eating it, somebody walks by and spits on it. >> if someone saw tom order that, the mayor would take him right to the hospital. [laughter]

but that's pretty cool, free mcdonald's, for the rest of your life, that's three months of free food. [laughter] >> greg: that was a good one, what do you think? >> i will say one thing on a patriotic note, mcdonald's is an american company that started here, knows its audience, likes americans and makes them feel comfortable when they get in, god bless them! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and there is quality control, wherever you go to a mcdonald's, it is a mcdonald's. >> that's not true, i had it in italy. >> why would you do that? >> because mcdonald's is awesome, but in europe they don't send all of the preservatives, and it turns out that's what makes it delicious. >> greg: i went to mcdonald's in moscow and that was different. >> okay, that is great. let's talk about that.

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>> greg: we are out of time, thanks to everyone in our studio audience! that's all, i love you, america! >> think you, greg, welcome to america's late news "fox news @ night," i am trace gallagher in los angeles. ♪ ♪ >> trace: and breaking tonight, political pressure on twitter continues now, treasury secretary janet yellen says twitter should be investigated. odd, because earlier this month she said there was no basis for an investigation. a san francisco police are now