money everyone lost and how sad everybody is, and i think that they will come in and do a great job, thank you so much and appreciate you. folks at home, you can catch me tomorrow, it's jobs day, a huge day. they will be updated or down bed, on at 2:00 p.m. making money. grab a pen and pad him i'm always trying to teach you a few things, but for now here is "the five"! ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: hello, everyone, i'm judge jeanine pirro with geraldo rivera, jesse watters jesse watters, katie pavlich and greg gutfeld, it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." the democrats favorite crypto creek -- creep in second-biggest owner is really sorry about all of that disgraced former ftx ceo

sam bingaman friede who gave $40 million to the democrats and vaporize billions of his investors money is trying to win back his friends in the press by going on a media rehab tour. he got raucous applause during an event for "the new york times." >> i want to thank you for engaging, in truth when i know you have been advised not to you, so thank you very, very much. thank you. >> judge jeanine: and now sitting with george stephanopoulos to complain about how he is not a mini made off. >> lot of people look at unc -- >> i mean, i don't think that's who i am at all. at the end of the day, look, there is a question of what happen and why, and who did what, what caused the meltdown, and i think that is very different. when you look for classic burning adolph story, there was

no real business. the whole thing as i understand it was just one big ponzi scheme, right? fgf, that was a real business. >> judge jeanine: the crypto kingpin was also a big dollar donor to the media, showering them with millions come but sam denies he was ever trying to buy influence. >> i want to support good media ventures, that was the whole thesis. and you know, i don't have flight governance over any of these, i was not looking for governance over them. i was looking to support journalists doing great work because i think what they do is really important and i think that there needs to be a critical eye on the stories. >> judge jeanine: all right, i will go to that last quote, greg, where she says he gave money, a tremendous amount of money to the media and was not trying to influence them, he

said it was just looking for governance over the media and was looking to support journalists who did good work. so he is looking to have governance over them when he does not have governance over himself. >> greg: that makes me feel bad because i did not get anything. are we sure that's not mark cuban and afro? he kissed all the right butts. he use the veil of virtue signaling which is all veil no virtue to get into these places, and his parents are well known democrats, but this does reflect the problem that you are seeing in the united states, it feels like the adults have left the room. that a lot of the worst decisions in the last two years like the abdication of law and order, all you do is see videos of people just walking in and stealing things, people living on the street, the death of risk/reward analysis was shut down forever, these are the products of adolescent mines and i feel like this pubescent

hair ball whose voice has yet to change is bilking people who should know better as another example of how this new world of unquestioned tolerance has eliminated the ability to call b.s. on people. now if you call b.s. on anything, you are considered mean or intolerant. so this guy can pull these shenanigans and if you call them out, you are the bad guy. think about all of the scammers we have seen obviously jussie smollett, if you pointed out sam brinkman at all, you would be considered homophobic, trans-phobic, whatever. so people just let this guy obviously troubled get away with stuff and now on leave, so i think one of the most valued persons on earth is the person with the wisdom to call b.s., we used to call them adults and they need to return back and fix this place. >> judge jeanine: all right, you know, jesse, if someone kills someone, and they say,

well, i shouldn't be responsible for this, i never intended to kill that person, and that's what he is saying, i never intended to cause this. but there are other levels of killing, like reckless, negligent, is he stupid enough or is his lawyer if he even has one stupid enough to let him go on and say you know, i did this come of, this. i did not have any intend to. >> jesse: he is crypto baldwin? and also went and begged to claim up his act, i think that's where you go, you go see a little georgie when you are in trouble as a democrat. joe biden disgraced us in afghanistan, goes to georgie, alec baldwin shoots his costar, goes to georgie, that's where you go if you are a democrat where you did something really bad and you kind of get rehab, and greg was saying that no one calls b.s. anymore, and you are right, but someone did. warren buffett, and that's why they call on the oracle, because

he said this thing is a scam, this crypto thing is for traffickers and drug smugglers, and that's why this guy is worth billions of dollars, because he is in the fundamentals and does not buy into bubbles, you can have a guy steel elect turn on january 6th and the left once them to spend the rest of his life in prison, he steals billions of dollars, and he gets a round of applause coming in a white, stand the bahamas, stick your feet up, drink some champagne and relax. i have to settle something with geraldo, about the red wave in the senate, and said that they would win, i lost, it's because he bought the senate and then he made off, but i am not going to spiral out, if i cut you this, do not hold it up in front of the camera, because my account number is on here. it's $1,000. >> geraldo: why don't we make

it to life's work, so you will be doing some good along with your humiliation. your arrogance humiliation. the hubris of youth. >> judge jeanine: let me ask you this, spf, and the title of a three letter name, he has admitted he had no real control and has admitted that there was no real risk management, isn't that an eight of itself, you are a lawyer, assign a fraud? >> i think that he is a ponzi scheme artist, i appreciate this, and will go to a good cause. happy thanksgiving to you and everybody, i've missed you. first of all, i urge my children over the last couple of years particularly if it looks too good to be true, it's not true. crypto could not go from 10,000 to 100,000, and it's not going to keep going up and all of the used -- this was a system that was

designed so that drug dealers could exchange value with a product for something, a currency and essence without to the government knowing end without having to report it. >> are you saying all crypto? >> i think it's all suspect, this guy reminds me of elizabeth holmes, attractive in his own way, but a real cook underneath, she got 11 years, he will get something like this. he is -- a ponzi scheme is where you keep taking money from customers and you use that money and you spend that money and you use it to keep the company afloat. he was a ponzi scheme of epic proportions. >> greg: but it existed with actual money, it's not crypto, it's the scheme itself. >> geraldo: i suspend my total disbelief, but when you get to be my age and it has not happened and -- look, i reserve my specific

buyer, judge to the matt damons of the world, the gwyneth paltrow cloak pers the kim kardashian's who went to their goal a bowl of millions and millions of fans who love them and hang on their every word and to listen to them and fortune favors the bold coming you know, it made me feel like a smock if you did not get into crypto, and they should have liability. they should have liability. kim kardashian had to pay over a million dollars because she didn't into reveal on her instagram that she was getting paid to promote one of these coins. and i think they all showed. there should be an implied liability for these endorsers. remember when they said paid celebrity endorser, and it was on the bottom of the screen, that's what we should have ag again. >> judge jeanine: do you want to wrap it up?

>> katie: watching this person do all of these interviews, he throws his hands up and says i don't know what happen! the dog ate the hallmark! just kind of happened to me! i'm sorry! and in the media is now trying to turn them into a victim, which is the second theme of all of these interviews, which brings us to the point of going back to the funding, can you imagine if a republican got all of this money before an election, held on to more seats than they were supposed to hold onto according to historic record and to this happen? the only questions that the media would be asking is who did you donate to an hound them down and go to every single office on capitol hill to their campaigns and asking them and demanding answers about how they were going to get money back to the investors that he has defrauded, and on the crypto thing, senators cynthia lammas who is one of the very few people on capitol hill republican who knows anything about crypto says he is a fraudster as a result like elizabeth warren when i

jump all over crypto and over regulate the market when they are legitimate reasons people are looking for a currency like crypto as the u.s. government devalues their dollar and their spending power. so all the legitimate guys are like this guy should be in jail, why is he still walking around and now he is making it harder for us to run our legitimate businesses while he throws his hands up and acts like he is a victim and the media helps him by hosting him, not pushing back too hard, not asking where he spent the money to influence the very people who would be regulating him on capitol hill, and then giving him a round of applause for a like showing up in trying to explain himself by saying it wasn't fraud, it just happened to them? i mean, it really is -- something smells really bad and it's going to get much worse. >> greg: it's me. >> judge jeanine: it will only get done when he is in handcuffs. i had on "the five," prices get shockingly worse, a father says his baby ingested the deadly drug at a playground.

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with our status quo response to this crisis, patrols will be stepped up in the area. so judge, the interesting thing that jumped out at me with the father is saying, the government knows how to respond to a health crisis, we just talked with covid, why are they doing the same for the fentanyl crisis with how many are overdosing? >> judge jeanine: one of the reasons is that the democrats don't take it seriously. 95% of the fentanyl that comes into this country is through the southern border, we sound like a broken record when we talk about it over and over and over again. and it is so surprising that it is going to be found in a myriad of places, kind of crazy in a park in the leaves and the child was eating grass, i think that the child -- with a babysitter or something, but now you can buy and our narcan in vending machines which is a sad state of society, but bring it closer to new york if i can, kathy goal is not enough of a billion, following through on the nursing

home deaths that she said she would come and not even discussing the issue of cashless bail, denying that crime is the number one problem, she is either an idiot or in denial, there was a law that was -- a bill that was passed by -- in albany, new york, democrats, republicans, new york city, long island, all over the state that wanted to have a board of a fentanyl board to discuss the impact in new york, how to deal with it, what's the best way to fight it, she would not sign the bill, democrat for whom joe biden came and campaigned, she did not have enough money for the travel and expenses for this group that was simply sounding board that was going to put together a report. the woman who spent billions on a football field where her husband had the concessions and spends billions on something else we pay double the price of covid tests than anyone else in the country, she does not have

money for it. the democrats are in denial, and this is going to kill us. >> katie: the bill was supposed to create abuse and prevention task force, jesse. >> jesse: this happened in nancy pelosi's district, did she put out a statement about this? i have not seen it. i hope i am wrong and she put out a big bp statement, because she is always talking about how much she cares about the kids. she says her whole career is about taking care of the children, well, the children are dying in your district from fentanyl that comes in from china. all joe biden has to do is cracked down on the chinese. it's a police state. you don't think they know what is going on and who is cooking up these synthetics and shipping them to mexico? they can look in everyone's phones, they know where everyone is going all over the country. we have seen that happen in real time coming or saying that they are unaware of the people that are in the is lab shipping out to mexico? what about the mexicans? joe can't get on the phone and say, right now in the big trade

war with corn, why can't we just throw some tariffs up and go to the u.s. and ca and make that a part of the leverage. some of the tools that we could be using and just being tools instead. >> katie: the president had a three hour conversation with the chinese president two weeks ago and the readout did not mention the fentanyl crisis. >> geraldo: i think that is awful if true, katie, that is terrible. fentanyl should be front of mind, and i don't want people to take this the wrong way, but i think that enforcement and prediction all of those things and pressure, trade, everything, every weapon should be employed that can be, this is 107,000 americans died of overdoses last year. 107,000, that is twice is twice vietnam, so it's awful. but we can to bring the limb anchoring her hands and wish for a different world. i would like to see in every big

city and every problematic neighborhood a vending machine for narcan where you go in with a nominal cost, $0.25 like an old pay phone, get your narcan, it is awful, you want it to stop using it, they are not using it, at least it can save their lives, and i think that that should be our priority, saving lives and the use vending machines hard-hit areas like in my state and the whole community is wiped out, every single cvs should have a narcan vending machine. >> greg: we do know that a package the size of your fist can kill millions of people, right? because it is so powerful and tiny, that's why even though it is coming over the border there's not much you can do about it, you can throw it over a fence and slip it to a slat, what you should be doing is what a lot of republicans are starting to come around to which is declare war on cartels, you

know, we went into grenada for less, we can go and we can bomb in mexico can't do anything about it and we can actually tell the cartels ahead of time what we are doing. meanwhile you have to ease the restrictions on prescription opioids so that casual use their lives another day, it's not the junkies who are dying, the junkies know what they are doing and what they are getting, they are experts at it. it's a casual person, the persons whose prescription ran out or the college kid that bought coke at a party and was part of the cocaine or the xanax, or just street or a po aid and they die. it's a casual user that dies. this to me you mirrors the crisis at the 80s, a lot of people were on interested in the disease because they weren't themselves the target, it doesn't matter until it hits home and that kind of jars your concerns loose, and in this case baby swallows fence and all is heading home, right. so i think the government may be

cynically did not care, junkies die, they don't care, but around the street and disgusting, whatever, it's not the junkies that are dying, it's the people who just by the luck of the draw, russian roulette took the wrong thing or a baby on the ground eating it off of the floor in the grass. >> katie: coming up, furious over free speech, elizabeth warren ready to wage war on elon musk. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ and vegged like a slouch you watched and you ate with a heart full of gloom when suddenly washington came in the room a christmas miracle, could it be true? he changed the channel to prageru there's content galore to nourish your mind

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social media giant into a free-speech utopia, one of his biggest critics liz warren leading the charge. >> republicans say that democrats are picking on elon musk, do you -- what's your reaction to that? >> elon musk is doing just fine? >> do you think that users have a right to freedom of speech even if what they are saying is wrong or offensive? >> i think that one human being should not decide how millions of people communicate with each other. and it does not make any difference who that human being is come one human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn't. that's not how it should work. >> judge jeanine: wow. >> geraldo: hillary vaughn with the corridors of the capitol building. warren is ready for war after the white house promised to keep an eye on twitter after its new ownership, but not just the democrats who are upset with the lawn, some big hollywood

celebrities like jim carrey, one of several bailing on the website, quit twitter in the wake of the billionaires take over and will be is warning others to get out. >> some things you have to walk away from until you can get the control that you need of it. now there is no way to get this control, and so find the ones that you can get and fix and then come back and run that o over. >> geraldo: what do you think about free speech and elon musk? it's one thing to be anti-woke, but it's not anti-woke to be repulsed by kanye west praising hitler or nick fuentes being lavishly celebrated at mar-a-lago, that's not woke. >> judge jeanine: here's the bottom line, if you don't like what someone is saying, you don't have the right to tell them they can't close their mouth and cannot speak, the united states supreme court in bryn mawr versus ohio, go to the highest court in the land says

no matter how repulsive this beaches, america was founded on the concept of free speech, hate speech is protected. i'm tired of saying it. these people like elizabeth warren who says it's wrong or offensive that one human being should decide, well, i don't like that tim cook is taking down the airdrop for the protesters in china, that's one guy. you know, it goes on and on, that's not up to us. the thing that makes america different from every other country is that we have the right of freedom of speech which means we have freedom of thought. we are not a fascist nation. >> geraldo: are we free to say that jews will not replace us. >> judge jeanine: you are free to say whatever you want. i can slap you if i feel like it, but then i will be prosecuted. you don't like it, does not mean that the woman is prevented from saying it. my god, how far have we gotten from the founding of the state? >> geraldo: enough about kanye west, but you know, the

thing about my problem with elon musk is, and again, free-speech advocate, is that too much of what he says is about himself. >> jesse: don't you hate that! can you believe? >> geraldo: every story is elon musk, and i brave and courageous. >> jesse: what is your one more thing about's, geraldo rivera, you are the elon musk of "the five," you can slap someone in the face and not get prosecuted if you are will smith. the son of a bitch's wife is amazing. and liz warren says you can have one guy and a dark room control speech, before he bought it there were four guys alone in a dark room controlling speech. she does not like this guy. she wants her guys doing it. and what has changed? i challenge you and any democrat to tell me what specifically has

changed? where is the hate speech that is unleashed, people shooting what is it called the, ammonia into their veins? no. >> geraldo: is it not clear that twitter has become republican where it used to be democrat? >> judge jeanine: oh, my gosh! >> geraldo: i'm not missing a thing. >> jesse: i think it is great, and whoopi goldberg let the cat out of the bag, it's about control. >> geraldo: the hunter biden saga shows what the feelings were, but that was woke in action. >> katie: it's funny that you think it has gone from democrats being in control to republicans being in control when elon musk has simply implemented policies that allow everybody to be treated the same, equally under the law. who cares come the free-speech thing is not about being republican or democrat. it's about everybody having the same standard on the platform. this is not about hate speech.

this is not about misinformation or disinformation, this is about democrats and particularly the white house and the elizabeth warren's of the world losing control over their private tech company that they have been using to go around the first amendment to attack and sensory news agency is that they don't agree with and topics that they don't like whether it is the covid lab leak theory, joe biden's withdraw from afghanistan, hunter biden, the list goes on and on of all of the things they censored and promoted and the white house has said, we have been flagging things on social media that we find problematic. well, that's why jen psaki has to testify in a court case, because it is not legal, unconstitutional for the government to use private entities to violate your constitutional rights and that's exactly what they have been doing and they want power and control and that's why they are freaking out. has nothing to do with hate speech. >> geraldo: is it any better that republicans are doing it now then democrats? >> judge jeanine: what are

they doing? >> geraldo: pushing it back. it >> katie: just because you want free-speech is not endorsing what people say. >> greg: they feared that elon musk was not going to censor the bad eggs making twitter a dangerous outfit, then when he does ban the bad eggs including people planning riots, they accuse him of being a sensor and having his thumb on the scale, and the best part about all of this, you can see it all playing out. and it is not on the mainstream media, it's not in legacy media, it's happening on twitter. he is the first transparent owner they have ever had. you can have a problem with him, and you can tweet at him, he will answer you. and the real fear again what you said about will be goldberg and control, the media has lost control of the narrative because twitter was where they got their stories from. so if you control twitter, you control the media come in the media controlled public opinion, public opinion then voted. so that was your way of manipulating the election, now

that stuff is all gone. everything is gone. which again goes to the fact that they did not care about this. >> geraldo: is in that content moderation, should it happen? >> greg: i think he is using the same rules as before, that's why you throughout people for inciting violence. >> geraldo: up next has the bite and economy turn this into a nation of cheapskates? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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skyrocketing prices, the pandemic's popularization of outdoor hangouts and the rise of online dating is starting to kill the traditional dinner date. greg, how do you think you would handle dating during 2022? >> greg: that is an excellent question, i have thought about that, because if i were single, it would be crazy. it would be completely nuts. i would be polyamorous and all over the place. anyway. but i have to state the obvious, if you want to be considered a worthy romantic suitor for a woman coming or going to have to pay. because if you don't come instinctively and correctly, women will suss you out as someone who is less than an adequate provider for a future family. this is courtesy of evolutionary psychology, nothing new. if you are not going to spring for dinner on your first date or a second date or a third date, what will you be like a year from now? what will you be like when she needs you did be a husband or father, you won't be there.

it is actually really a coaching clue for women to pick up on coming you don't want a cheapskate. >> jesse: if you can't afford it, put it on the plastic. it >> katie: may be, popularized outdoor spaces, that was forced on everybody. i don't think that women want to be outside in new york city in the wintertime even if they are getting paid dinner on a real date, like take her inside and not all girls are outdoor girls, and on and the hiking or ice fishing like i am coming you have to make sure that you know -- >> jesse: into ice fishing. >> katie: you have to make sure! [laughter] >> jesse: the first on the last, geraldo. this is tough, any advice for young singles out there? >> geraldo: yes, my main advice, my dad owned a diner and went broke, and worked on lots of kitchens over my life, if you can afford the 20% tip someone and you want to save your money by sniffing the server, you can't afford the meal, you have

to downgrade your meal instead of three chicken things can you get two or whatever it is, because he can't stiff the help, you can't. >> jesse: what if you really are broke? what happens if he invites you over to his apartment and cooks you are a romantic dinner, light some candles, opens a bottle of wine, is that good enough for young judge >> geraldo: jeanine? >> judge jeanine: first of all, that's the point, only single person at this table, i can tell you this, first, i don't go to any man's apartment, for him to cook for me, second of all the chances of you taking me out on a walk in my dolces or anything else are slim to none. third, if you want to cheap out whether it's on me or the tip coming you are not my kind of guy. that's the end of it. and you know what, i will cook for you when i think you are ready. [laughter] >> greg: and you can cook!

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: time for the fastest, the trailer for cocaine bear, a real-life animal from the 80s who is not geraldo stumbles on a duffel bag full of blow that came out of a smugglers plane. ♪ ♪ >> don't eat that, don't eat that! let's see what kind of effect that has on them. >> that's a predator! ♪ ♪ >> high on cocaine! >> greg: wow, you know what, katie, that is a date movie if i ever saw one? >> katie: sure, sounds like a great date movie. >> greg: it's a real story. >> katie: that is nuts, i feel bad for the bear.

>> jesse: i feel bad for the smuggler, losing a key low -- >> judge jeanine: the crim criminal -- 's before jesse makes a surprisingly good point, how is he going to explain to the kingpin that the bear ate the cocaine? >> jesse: the bear ate my coke. >> greg: the bear ate my coke! that's never been said. geraldo i believe you dated cocaine bear in the '70s. >> geraldo: pablo escobar. not mine. not mine, but the story itself i was too outrageous to be believed, but it is a true story. happen in 1985 a real drug smuggler through the duffel bag through full of coke out of the plane, set it on autopilot and jumped out of the airplane and he hit his head on the tail of the plane as he was jumping out and died.

so the bear was on his own to eat the coke. >> greg: there you go, judge, do you feel bad? does it make you feel bad? >> judge jeanine: i feel bad for the bear, first seeing medics approaching the cabin where they see the bear cowering in the corner of the back room, is that what cocaine does to you? >> greg: if they knew that he was on cocaine because he would not shut up about his screenplay. that was it. futuristic public toilets making their big debut in all places san francisco, and only lasting three days before crapping out and having to be repaired, which is a shame that the lou was supposed to be the future of public toilets. you are a expert on public toilets. it >> jesse: i am, because it was a one stall toilet that will not be completed until 2028. >> geraldo: is that true? >> jesse: after three hours. a >> greg: it's amazing, why

is everything in san francisco, judge, connected to bodily functions? it seems like every story is about that. >> judge jeanine: because that's how nancy pelosi wants it. whether it's a tenderloin district or anything else, she is really into all that stuff. and she deserves everything she gets. >> geraldo: this was long before nancy pelosi. >> greg: tenderloin that should not deserve it. >> geraldo: that's a very true thing. it >> greg: i went to the doctor for a tenderloin, not good. >> judge jeanine: it was not a drug haven for eight years. come on, geraldo. >> geraldo: the thing is you have to build toilets to handle poop not politics. >> greg: one that works. >> geraldo: i go to the hotels and they have electronic this and that. >> katie: this is why this fails, this is perfect, there is a guy named bill katz who is the designer from san francisco who designed this thing and said

"with their mottled stainless steel surface, they will reflect our diverse city neighborhoods and their deep-rooted history creating sculptural street furniture. so there you go. explains everything. >> greg: everybody poops. should into that unite us? why separates separate us? i am wiped. "one more thing" next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ow, insomnia. but then, i found quviviq, an fda approved medication for adults with insomnia. and i'm glad i found it. you wouldn't believe some of the things people suggested to help me sleep. nature sounds? ahh, no thanks. my friend's white noise idea. nope. and i'm not counting sheep. not on the...carpet.

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: time now for "one more thing." greg, hit it. >> greg: tonight like a retrored eye classic all brand new. patti ann browne, rob long, joe devito, kat timpf, that's the tonight. gutfeld's first fight. i got a call from gus' school. the principal called. not pleased. apparently he has been starting

some fights at school. take a look this [barking] screen jean that's a malinois. >> he wented up leaving he couldn't handle that little brat. is he at owe he'd yens schooling in new jersey where he belongs. >> harold: perfect dog for gutfeld. >> jesse: i met that guy rob at a spa and in the relationization room. to two men in robes in colorado. that's how i met that. you know gutfeld? i was like who are you? stopping looking at my robe. if you are friends with fox news fans, you are in for a treat. with every purchase of $50 or more in partnership with blankets of hope, you get free stuff from the fox news shop. you got hats, you got beanies,

you got ugly sweaters. this isn't an ugly sweater. it's a nice sweater. >> greg: let me see that sweater, jesse. thanks. >> jesse: i don't want it you got this awesome scarf. >> greg: you don't want this? >> jesse: you can take it gut shop fox.com. >> greg: give this to my brother-in-law. >> jesse: and rand paul. >> judge jeanine: now, as you all know stella rocks died if you are for special occasion she always looks fabulous. there she is one easter. i think we have more pictures of stella do i died. pink ears. china came out with own knockoff. check out this dog trying to pull off the dye look. dog's owner picked bright green to easily keep track of his pooch. he can use a few tips from my tellla. all right, geraldo.

>> geraldo: i visited with my oldest friend on earth vic we went to work in the highway department in the town of babylon. first i was in california with my family ryan, my nephew in law. that's vincent, the little one, my son gabrielle, my son cruz. vincent. wonderful time on the west coast. dad was fabulous hostess that's deb on the left my daughter-in-law. my son cruise. and here is vic, my dear friend with velma his wife. that's the snake river in southeast idaho. where evil knievel if you recall evel knievel further downriver . wonderful time there. excellent off road driver. it it was a winter wonderland. i loved it. we had a great time. >> judge jeanine: okay. katie. >> katie: most 18-year-olds live life on instagram feed and post.

this one wants to serve his hometown. jaylen smith arkansas. recent high school grad made it through local primary runoff. running to improve safety and transportation. next tuesday is a big night for him. >> judge jeanine: that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: hey, judge. thank you. good evening and welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. the former head of the now collapsed crypto currency giant ftx says is he trying to figure out what went wrong. confusion reigns in i'd tahoe as authorities investigating the murder of four university students issuing new statements about the attacks. we will take you there. and the georgia senate runoff becomes a battle of the surrogates as popular figures lend a hand to the candidates. ♪ will. >> bret: first breaking tonight the threat that the approved a bill passed by the house to bind all rail companies and workers tentative sett