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can you feel the tension in the air? aall eyes on elon musk and twitter, more on that at 10:00 a.m. eastern with "cavuto live," and you can see me on tuesdays -- the good news is i'm cheaper than the eight maids a milking. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: i'm jesse watters with judge jeanine pirro, kennedy jimmy failla -- 5:00 in new york city and disses "the five." ♪ ♪ big tech companies are getting into bed with communist china, and it's having a chilling effect on the world. apple ceo tim cook not looking great after his company limited a key iphone function used by -- and locked down covid
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protesters. saying that changes were announced to boost security, but watch him act like a coward, and confronted by hillary vaughn. >> do you support the chinese people's rights to protest? do you have any reaction to the factory workers that were beaten and detained for protesting covid lockdowns? do you regret restricting airdrop access that protesters used it to pervade surveillance from the chinese government? do you think it's problematic to do business with the communist chinese party when they suppress human rights? >> jesse: that comes as we get a new disturbing report on how china used tiktok to tip the scales and our midterms. apparently, accounts run by the propaganda arm of the chinese
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government have accumulated millions of followers. they were bashing republicans, praising democrats without clearly disclosing but they were being posted by foreign government. hillary vaughn drew blood. >> jeanine: hillary vaughn is my hero. she had one after the other after the other. how disappointing -- and that is a very soft word -- is that the head of apple is literally taking a position that the chinese government -- the only cover -- the only country in the world that wants to limit airdrop -- so protesters can invade that policing by the chinese communists and communicate with each other. once they are identified as protesters, they are taken and beaten and we never hear from them again. for tim cook to not answer a question, when it is so antidemocratic and it's all about the money for him. to watch the opposite of that with twitter -- we are now
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learning that twitter is involved in the election, or was involved in the 2020 election, and was putting certain information higher up or suppressing certain information, and then -- on top of it. united states government is in the business of suppressing free speech, and they are doing it for political purposes, and that is just plain wrong. >> jesse: and elon musk said he would release information today about -- laptop and we will bring it to you if we see it come in. the ceo didn't say a word. is that a good strategy, or should he have stopped and talked to our own hillar hillary vaughn? >> kennedy: it's been good to be back with everybody. >> jesse: we've been missing you. >> just to -- we have been in the middle of a reset in terms of our economic relationship with china. i think it's unfair to put the onus of the burden on one ceo.
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though i probably would've had an answer, his press people should have had some sort of response. in fairness, we on this site have been critical business leaders when -- politics. i have not always, so i'm being consistent. i think he should have answered those questions, but you can't expect the ceo of a large company to determine what his larger government and public policy -- needs to be sorted out. that's no excuse for not answering the question. here are the terms that are being talked about. you have ip concerns, access to their markets and our markets. you have national security concerns, trade concerns. you have support of hostile regimes. all of this has to be sorted out at the federal level and a larger policy level. we have to have a reset before these ideas are going to be resolved. as we talk about the people of china, we can shake our head,
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but -- byproducts of china. you can feel as strongly as you do, you should stop devouring food, buying things that were made in china. >> jeanine: you are not answering the question. tim cook has allowed the chinese people to invade -- >> kennedy: tim cook? >> jeanine: -- he is the president of the company. you didn't know? it's the only company in the world -- >> kennedy: then throw your apple phone away right now. >> jeanine: no. it's about -- >> kennedy: if you feel that strongly. [crosstalk] [laughter] these are the issues that have to be regulated at the federal level. there's policy that needs to be reset. i agree with you, but if you feel as strongly as you do throw it away. >> jeanine: what do you agree? >> kennedy: that these matters need to be resolved. >> jeanine: no, answer the question and explained to the american people -- >> kennedy: throw away your phone.
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>> jeanine: that's not the answer. tell the people why you think it's a good idea to identify protesters who end up being killed -- >> kennedy: i don't think that. >> jeanine: -- as a result of that shut down my communist party. i'm not answering it. why did he do it? >> jesse: let's move on. kennedy, are you interested in what elon might be releasing to the world about what the hunter bryant cover up? >> kennedy: i am interested in that. i think there is a lot -- the hunter biden cover up? >> kennedy: he will get confirmation of that. that is what i expect. to harold's point, because you put together about four different things. part of that is the u.s. government, part of that is apple, but the way you talk about it it is as if it is one entity, which is the most concerning thing we face in this country. >> harold: didn't mean to -- >> kennedy: yes, apple has to worry about market share. above market share is human freedom, and having access to talking with other people,
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coordinating protests, standing up against an authoritarian, murderous regime. that's what tim cook could've allowed. they have to figure out our foreign policy, how we interface as a country with china. to the judge's point, these inalienable, god-given human rights are above what apple might make appeasing the communist chinese party. a elon musk, in contrast, made star link available to ukrainian people so they could coordinate and get themselves and their families to safety, and also have some sort of vigilante offense on their own. tim cook could have done the same thing opening up airdrop to these desperate people, holding up white length pieces of paper to symbolize what they would like to say, but they cannot, because they've been silenced. >> harold: i'm not on that side. i said he should've answered answer that question. i'm only saying that a larger set of issues have to be litigated. if you feel that strongly, throw your iphone away. >> jeanine: that's not -- he
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should have answered the question. he shouldn't have done it. >> harold: i am pro-america. i'm not going to let you align me with them. if you feel so strongly, throw your phone away. >> jeanine: of not aligning it with them. >> in all due respect to these lovebirds at the end [laughter] that tim cook video is so embarrassing. he looked like me walking past one of those environmental people with the clipboards on sixth avenue. >> do you have two seconds for climate change? >> i don't. >> do you have 2 minutes, we are going to melt. you can't tell me about free speech problems when the biggest company in the world is not allowed to talk about this. they told him to shut up. if he responds, he amplifies the story. that's what we were watching in that moment, him realizing he needs to play defense. everyone in the company that throws up a rainbow, ukrainian flag, pronoun, doesn't care about human rights. if they did, they would have the
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balls to say something. it is not as simple as divesting ourselves from this technology, because it has its own set of entanglements. i get what you are saying, which is if you feel that way -- but apple really felt that way. just give china the finger. are they an american or chinese company? we have learned that they are a chinese company. >> don't make me choose between my phone and my integrity, harold. >> harold: that's my thing, you have to have a reset with this relationship. >> kennedy: hillary had a reset button. [laughter] b2 really quick, it's national security, capital markets. it >> jeanine: how do we do that, sit down and talk to them? >> >> harold: bring all these companies to the way down white house and figure it out, what you can and can't do. i would invite him. >> president harold! >> jeanine: why is tiktok
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running so freely? that's a chinese company. put an end to tiktok. >> if you have many made off with the cash, and the tiktok interference, it's a double dose of election interference. double dose, harold. >> harold: i agree 100%. >> jeanine: we agree on that. >> jesse: elon musk says he's about to drop documents on twitter censorship with the hunter biden story. up next, lobsters for me, but not for thee. joe biden's state dinner guests gorging themselves on the forbidden seafood that -- liberals wants to ban. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jeanine: at any moment, elon musk will drop files he
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says will expose twitters censorship of the hunter biden laptop story. we will have it as sooner we get it. in the meantime, president biden hosting his first official state dinner for french president macron. it was a toned down a fair, reflecting the tough, economic times. just kidding. the president rolling out the red carpet for all of his celebrity pals and liberal media lapdogs. >> we are featuring beautiful things from the land and sea. as you see on the first course, we have butter poached maine lobster. have to work pretty hard. >> and as joe's guests got to enjoy the lobsters, he is pushing regulations that would kill the industry. pulling lobster o off the shelvs
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nationwide to appease environmentalists who claims that it puts a rare whale in danger even though there is no record of that ever happening. this democratic maine congressmen ripping into biden for his war on lobsters. he says if biden is going to eat it, he should meet with the people who catch them. the truth is, harold, this all started with obama. [laughter] obama started going after the fishing industry because of the leftist environmentalists. now, you've got him shutting down lobsters, not even -- this is our blue-collar president -- not even meeting with the lobster union, can't even take an hour, and has the gall to say "i'm treating you to lobster, but shutting down this billion dollars industry." >> i don't eat lobster, because i'm allergic to shellfish.
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there is a long trending tradition of the president and first lady -- but the real advantage of these dinners -- having been in congress -- is that you know with these particular leaders come in, there are meetings that take place before and after the dinner, but largely before the dinner, including in this ma matter, ukraine, china, climate issues. now whether they serve chicken or steak or lobster, the meetings were successful as much as the coverage around the lobster. i wouldn't eat it's because i'm allergic to it. >> jeanine: well, that's good to know. [laughter] jesse, what about the fact that his hostility to the seafood industry doesn't just touch lobster. he eats tuna and swordfish, and many say it's not about the science. it's about appeasing the extreme environmentalists. >> they want these lobster men,
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if you understand how it they catch these things that you have a lobster trap at the bottom of the ocean, attached to a line, the buoy is covered. they hold the trap outcome of the get the lobster out of the trap, put him on a bucket, taken to shore and sell him. i think the lines will strangle the whales, and they want to cut their lines. how will they get the traps up from the bottom of the ocean, judge, with no control? it's physically impossible. another thing: they've never even seen a right whale in the gulf of maine, ever! they've never seen it. my sources in the maine lobster industry are telling me, and we will expose this at 7:00 today. [laughter] joe biden may not even have purchase these 200 lobsters. >> jeanine: how did he get in? [gasps] >> jesse: and another thing,
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there are companies that are funding these "sasave the whale" outfits and want to get rid of these lobster men. they want to put windmills there. >> exactly. kennedy -- >> eating swordfish and tuna. [laughter] there are a lot of these. why would you would swordfish? a bottom feeder. kennedy, back to you on this. [laughter] the truth is that the midterms are over. he does not have to prove that he is a continuing extremist leftist. be fair about it. don't put out a billion dollars industry! >> kennedy: wait until he decides he's not running for president, wait until you see who he's going to offend. this week, joe biden has been doing a bang-up job. he lost union workers, now he's lost fishermen. people who hunt and fish for a living are disgusted by this. backing me up on this. maine lobster is delicious.
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we are lucky in this country because we have plentiful natural resources. i go crabbing every year with my brother along the oregon coast. you will never meet people more concerned about the environment and preserving where they are than people who fish for a living. a couple of years ago i was lucky to go on the "deadliest catch" boats. those people are true conservationists. they want to keep things pristine, make sure that they have an income and this industry -- and so do generations who will follow them onto these boats. it is shortsighted, antiscientific, and frankly, anti-american. >> jeanine: i agree with you. you know, jimmy, it would be very easy to impose regulations. you can only fish this way this time. as you violate the regulation, you get sanctioned. wiping out a whole industry -- they did it to the fossil fuel industry, these environmentalists, now they are doing it for seafood and fish. >> jimmy: it is lobster them.
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[laughter] a lot of trouble. there's two things. first of all, biden doesn't provide us with lobsters. when he goes to restaurants they put a rubber band over his call so he doesn't -- [laughter] -- environmentalists are stupid children. they are governed by a motion, they have no grasp of the issues they are trying to legislate. they decimated the economy with fossil fuels. they are supposed to be protecting democracy come out yet just empowered a dictator in venezuela, and of the process, we are burning more fuel integrating morae missions because it costs less fuel to get this crap from venezuela up here. that state dinner was embarrassing. to be clear, it was a state of dementia. >> jeanine: does that give him an excuse? no. >> jimmy: he's a dirtbag. >> kennedy: they are still letting meghan markle on private planes. >> jeanine: she is looking for private planes. >> harold: i can send -- [laughter] >> jeanine: what really
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people will be hearing from the department of -- 16 million people will be hearing from the department of education in the coming days. >> kennedy: they should be, but it's pretty much any illegal cash grab. that was november, it's december, the president has not paid up. the president will take up this case in february, which means we likely will not know their decision until next june. the biden administration not waiting. his education secretary has begun notifying student loan borrowers that they are approved for up to $20,000 in university party cash. harold, my big issue with this is that it has turned into this political debate as to whether or not the government owes you a college education. elizabeth warren is going out to republicans. why don't we -- who keep raising
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tuition prices without giving us more professors and learning? >> i agree with you 100%. the supreme court will resolve this matter. we will all have to follow what they say. the question is whether or not he has administrative authority to do this, whether the authority -- and the judge doesn't think so. i think the president does, but i don't like what they did. i think what you are saying is more important. we should prioritize -- for some kids, the professions and things we need people doing, need to incentivize people going into certain things. you raise the most important point. we will do this every 5-10 years because colleges -- i don't know about their overall society, what that is getting when you double tuition over 3-4 years. are we healthier, more productive, producing better kids, better services? i don't think that's the case. if i were the president, i
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would -- >> i like halibut. [laughter] i would -- these universities private and public alike and say "what are you doing, what are the pressures --" because we as taxpayers are not only the ones paying tuition, but for the fact that we are not producing graduates who are taking the jobs, the risk we need as a country to succeed going forward, so i agree. >> kennedy: and it's affecting their lives. if they owe this much in student loan debt, they are having to put off other major life decisions, which means depopulation, judge. [laughter] >> jeanine: bring in the illegals and populate. they said that. >> kennedy: do you know any hot ones? [laughter] j.k. there are two lawsuits happening concurrently, which is fast tracking to the supreme court's. how quickly could they rule on this? >> jeanine: the fifth and eighth circuits have decided
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they will pause and are blocking the movement of the money, and of course the supreme court scheduled in february -- to here in june -- and they are blocking any issuance of money. joe biden is clueless, so he is saying "the money is coming." i don't think he has any idea. a lot of hot lawsuits -- we talked about this before, harold -- a lot of republican lawsuits were dismissed for lack of standing. the supreme court believes in missouri, because missouri has has the missouri higher education loan authority that funds most colleges, incredible amount of money that they do have with standing. the issue is whether the 2003 heroes act, which was meant for the military at the beginning, is available to people to forgive student loans. it makes no sense to me. we are no longer in an emergency. if you want to give money away, make it across the board. give it to senior citizens on a fixed income who can't afford
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the inflation. give it to people who bought an f-150, as dana always talks about, a truck to start a company. i think the supreme court will say that it is not an emergency, and they are going to say that you do not have the power of the purse, congress does, so shut up and you are not getting the money. >> i wonder if they will write that down in the decision. [laughter] jim, i think about you with the story. you are self made man and also one of the most uneducated people i know. [laughter] successful community college dropouts are on the hook with this task and -- college decisions. >> jimmy: i was sitting in my college classroom -- we were playing xbox in the community college. i did apply myself and make my way. this is like obamacare, in that the name doesn't address the issue. the affordable care act drove up premiums to the point that our co-pays got so high i had to
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crash my car because it was better than my cadillac plan payments. they didn't forgive loans, didn't address the issue. they are passing the bill on to everybody else. they do pressures supreme court judges now, and it's worse than ever, because a lot of these kids spent money on scooters and cars and -- if this gets overturned, which i am against. the one thing that i never got mad about when they were doing the roe vs. wade protests is that they should be outside of their homes, but a lot of those women needed the exercise. [laughter] >> can waive his little wand and it wasn't symbolic. >> and running on republicans who are trying to block this. [laughter] >> it is true. judge was the takeoff for -- give it to me. i would do just about anything. if she was to throw in the diamond rings, i would do it twice.
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now, the cornerstone of the democratic party, bribes. got welfare, foreign aid, free college, earmarked. they call them relief. i think we will need some relief. that's our money. we are going to go broke from all these bribes. >> kennedy: we need to make the government smaller, taxation is theft, we need to get the government out of higher education and more of "the five," which is coming up in a moment. >> the christmas cancel "of actually" just canceled by its director.
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♪ ♪ >> harold: woke hollywood seems to be eating itself alive. the director of "of actually" slamming his christmas classic while reflecting on 20 years of its release, slamming the film's lack of diversity. >> everything you've changed about that society -- changing them. my film was bound in some moments to feel out of date. the lack of diversity makes me feel uncomfortable and a bit stupid. i think there are three plots that have bosses and people who work for them. >> harold: i kept stalking through the bumper -- to [laughter] -- but i give them credit for how he's thinking about it. 20 years ago, did you think -- lacking in diversity? >> jimmy: no. if i was in iran, it would be
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called "love handles." [laughter] he is a dope, clearly not listening to the market. consumers have sent a strong message to hollywood, but they do not show up for this woke crap at the box office. they show up to be entertained, and we know that. "lightyear" and "stranger" bombed. bailey eichner's gay movie was such a bomb you would be stopped at airport security. and this movie -- sleep with them, so i agree. [laughter] bottom line: the market should dictate what you do on the screen, not the woke agenda. >> kennedy: he can edit the movie! steven spielberg, at the end of "et." the cops had guns and now they don't. he could put emmanuel lewis in every frame of that movie if he wants to. >> with -- webster.
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[laughter] -- >> he can go back and -- i am so sick of this monday quarterbacking. "so embarrassed." you know who my favorite actor was growing up who i was madly in love with? cueva little, "blazing saddles." >> >> jimmy: in the new "et," he gets a stimulus check. >> jeanine: is he in california? >> harold: do you give him credit for reflection? speefour i do when you look at american -- >> jeanine: i do. when you look at america, we are -- i'm proud of this country and what we do. if he's guilty, give the money to some organization you -- how about the royalties? when you figured out that maybe you are uncomfortable. at that point, give the royalties to some organization that you think is better at what you do. >> harold: like halibut -- you know i like halibut, right?
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[laughter] you like salmon -- >> jeanine: you like salmon, i don't care. [laughter] >> harold: you think about music 20 years ago, wanting to apologize about that, do you give him credit for at least the reflection? >> say i'm watching "home al alone." i'm not -- watching and saying "i don't see a black in this." >> harold: because you call me when you watch it. [laughter] >> jesse: the director 20 years later, maybe you give the roll to a black or hispanic guy, and they don't have the money, so he's probably thinking about the money, not paying the actors in the film. that's what he's thinking about: money. >> harold: do you think so? >> jesse: i know so, harold. [laughter] >> harold: it's your favorite movie from 20 years? >> jesse: what years was that? >> jeanine: 2002. >> harold: when you were 25-30, only ten years ago --
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>> jesse: harold, i don't remember anything. >> jeanine: just tell us your favorite movie. >> kennedy: from 20 years ago: "garden state" and "run, lulu, run,": the best soundtrack. speak >> jimmy: i was 19. "horny housewives 2". [laughter] >> kennedy: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ in 99% of people over 50. and it could strike at any time. think you're not at risk? wake up. because shingles could wake up in you. if you're over 50, talk to your doctor or pharmacist about shingles prevention. the all-electric 2023 chevy bolt euv. 247 miles of range on a full charge. america's most affordable ev. evs for everyone, everywhere.
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: urdamn, right. [laughter] new york, looking to pay off -- to be the city's new rat czar. it pays $150,000 a year, you will need a "swashbuckler lee attitude, a general or of bad assery."
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" [laughter] would you take this after showing up? >> harold: i probably would if i have anything. too many rats in the city. you would probably need to start right down in the subway. you know i like salmon too. i told you that earlier. [laughter] someone that sees rats all over the city, i don't know what they would do, but late at night, you are going to be out with mousetraps around? >> jimmy: new york being democratic run, would you have to give 10% to the big guy? >> harold: 20. [laughter] >> jimmy: judge, as a prosecutor, don't miss the days when the only rats making headlines were mafias? >> jeanine: i do. [laughter] the demon rats -- i'm sorry, the democrats probably have a good idea. this is ridiculous. got somebody in dpw who has a degree. figure out how to kill them. i was coming out in some place that was -- you had to come
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upstairs to get to the streets, and i'm coming up the stairs, and i thought it was a cat. it was a rat! i was airborne. [laughter] >> jimmy: jesse, is it true that you don't go to your car until johnny clears the area? >> jesse: i do. i'm really afraid of rats. i run and scream. terrified of them. >> jimmy: this evokes images of the bad days of new york, early '90s, which is probably the low point for the city and mtv djs. >> kennedy: how dare you. [laughter] >> jimmy: what is more disturbing: pizza rat or the band the band ratt? >> kennedy: i like the band. [both singing song] >> jimmy: moving on. >> kennedy: unlike jesse, i get a cheap thrill getting a
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garbage can and singing. i scream, and for the same reason, people watch horror movies. >> jesse: you know how you feel about people touching her belly button? that's how i feel about rats. >> kennedy: the never touched mine again! [laughter] >> jimmy: spreading cheer: charging guests. a mom talking about how she is charging everyone for christmas dinner including her grandkids, $18, or grandchildren are being charged $3. jesse, isn't this a creative way of saying she does not want to hang out with these people? >> jesse: i did this once in high school, i showed up to a party that i didn't even know who threw the party. i stood in the driveway and collected $5. i made like $200. >> jimmy: kennedy, would you charge up front for dinner given how strong the drinks you make are? [laughter] >> kennedy: no one could go for their billfold.
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[laughter] >> jimmy: she's the only person who serves drinks in a funnel. judge, how much would you charge me to come to your house? >> jimmy: cooking -- >> jeanine: cooking is something i enjoy. one of the reasons i cook is to get them to come on, and that is the truth. it is not set? >> harold: it's not. i would come for free. [laughter] >> jimmy: let me ask you this, harold, because she said she would charge women less than men. do you think this will lead to a wave of democrats identifying as women at christmas dinner? >> harold: you first. [laughter] >> jimmy: you don't know the things i've worn. >> harold: family dinner is a family dinner. why would you charge your family? my kids are yarn at 8 and 7. they will keep coming home until they are a team, hope they keep wanting to. i won't charge them, but if i would, i would get a pretty penny out of you for thanksgiving.
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>> jesse: time now for "one mor" u.s.a. takes on netherlands. >> go u.s.a. >> harold: what are you doing for the game tomorrow? >> watching big day starting on fox sports 7:30 michigan plays perdue go blues. u.s.a.er in ther lands 9:00 a.m. eastern time fox. go u.s.a. >> jesse: be on with dan bongino.
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tonight "jesse watters primetime" must dropping b bombshell files any time on hunter biden laptop cover-up 7:00. judge? >> judge jeanine: tonight emcee an event at the marriott marquee for tunnel 2 towers you know we love them. t to t.org. i will bring pictures on monday. it's no secret. one more thing that christmas season can be a stressful time of year. take a look at this. there's a bear trying to take down rudolph. see the bear? rudolph is inflatable. okay? the bear doesn't quite get it. all right. >> jesse: he gets it. >> judge jeanine: brutal attack was caught on film and thankfully rudolph survive but the bear is still at large and we expect he will get coal in his stocking. >> jesse: bear still at large. >> jimmy: bear was doing everybody a flavor. everyone likes deflatables. deflate in the morning. on the a timer. when kids go to school looks like a drive by on the block.
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>> judge jeanine: what do you mean they deflate. >> a lot of people have deflateddables on timer. jean green why deflatable on a timer? >> sub bushes looks like every one of them got wiped out. >> judge jeanine: where kuehl? >> jimmy: i don't want to give my address a lot of women out there. [laughter] >> jimmy: give it to you after the show. >> kennedy: icy even this time of year and poor charlie is leaving her house, slips on a patch of ice, spaghetti that nara all over her face. jeffs jess spaghetti head. he. >> kennedy: a smile on her face. mugged for the camera a little bit but a perfectly good entree. she ended up wearing it. jim jim that the only way i could successfully avoid cautious by the way. they keep tell me to in wardrobe. only so much to put. >> kennedy: tell them what you called yourself the other day? >> jimmy: looked like a talking ham on monday. come in, swollen my mom makes
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all italian food sauce and acid. product for honey baked ham. >> judge jeanine: get jesse's book that i read what's the name of the book? >> jesse: i don't remember. >> judge jeanine: something nutrition? >> jesse: give it to you. do you think he is going to read it. >> judge jeanine: here's the deal. bone broth and then if you want to do something good for your liver eat an animal's liver. it's crazy. it's like the indians. and that's why he never eats candy. he always has an apple or with a banana. >> harold: i look tuna and snapper. >> kennedy: halibut, tuna. >> judge jeanine: i will cook for you. >> jimmy: today when i get off air i will go into the woods and forge for animal rivers. next friday brick town comedy club in oklahoma city. brick town comedy.com. saturday night fort wayne, indiana girlfriend tease 16th and 17th. summit city comedy club.
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>> jesse: now where all the women know you are are going to be. >> they got me now all those chubby chasers. all welcome to come. don't heckle the comedians like kennedy. >> kennedy: i'm the best. >> judge jeanine: i love to laugh. do you do any of the casinos? >> jimmy: yeah. i was just in vegas working off my debts. >> jesse: we got to go. have a great weekend. everybody. >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier. we are coming to you live tonight from simi valley, california. the reagan national defense forum. this event brings together leaders from across the political spectrum and key stakeholders in the defense community as we look at air force 1 and the reagan years there. that coverage of this event is straight ahead. we are also at this hour monitoring the twitter feed from ceo elon musk who is promising to release his report any minute now on how the company tried to suppress information about the hunter biden laptop scandal before he took over twitter. we'll have that as soon as we ge

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