humor about it imagine if the pasta had been al dente, they could've gotten the concussion. fact is it for us tonight, have a wonderful weekend for eight hope you got your tree up and i may be decorating it with your family. set your dvr see allstate conduct connected with us. greg gutfeld and the gang take it from here. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> happy friday. i am kat timpf, i am in for gre he was a little under the weather tonight and i cannot emphasize this enough, the coffee i got him yesterday was

not poisoned. child out to my lawyers for having me say that on the air. let's welcome tonight's guest spreadsheet is so libertarian she is neutral as a war on christmas it is kennedy. she breaks more southern stereotypes than a well mannere hogg. he is a standup comedian by day in a hot gigolo by night, comedian joe mackie. his clothes are like the constitution, passed down by dead people. >> before we get to some news

stories, it is friday, so it is time for. >> greg's leftovers. >> time once again for leftovers . where greg reads the jokes we didn't get this week and i know he wouldn't want them to go to waste, so i am going to give it a go. like greg this is my first time reading these, so if it's bad, it's not my fault. new york city mayor eric adams wants to apparatus czar to rid the city of rodents. 90 percent of them have already moved to florida. california governor gavin newso told politico he won't run for president in 2024 no matter wha go biden does freight so you heard it here first, even if jo biden nukes canada, gavin newso won't run. newsom later added that the mai reason he won't run is that biden already has enough to dea

with. speaking of california at the state has released thousands of convicted after they spent just months in jail. california, where gas cost $6 and are free. this week, president biden said to a roomful of reporters quote ten years ago, how many of you even knew what a supply chain was? replied one reporter, that's only because we didn't know you son, hunter. in an interview former sandbank been freed claims he committed no fraud freight in his defense where sam grew up, fraud means. for the holidays, pizza hut has announced the return of their triple treat box which contains

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last week old georgia woman gav birth to a baby girl and an atlantic mcdonald's but some of the workers were so moved they took the time to wash thei hands. finally, the world health organization announced that the are changing the name of monkeypox to limit the. our also changing the name of covid to don't worry, it's just allergies. all right, now some actual news. they are raising the alarm abou china propaganda arm. the communist chinese governmen has been operating tik tok accounts to influence american politics and attacked republica officials this is on top of a diabolical years long campaign to punish american diners with mustard hot enough to make your

nosebleed. of the washington, d.c. based foreign agent called media link tv posted videos on tik tok in the run-up to the midterm elections with captions of disparaging candidates. that is something that has traditionally been the sole responsibility of cnn, msnbc, and cnbc. the post never disclose they were coming from the chinese government tik tok of itself is owned by a chinese company and they have accused the social media apps of spying on americans on behalf of china's communist party. >> why do you think they're going out after republican specifically? >> i think they're going after everybody. do you think that chinese propaganda is just relegated to

tik tok. like somebody with three guinea pigs in a gal in a hot chick is hitting him up on his dm's on instagram? that's not chinese propaganda. i stay off tik tok. i have all the makeup tips i need, i look like a man as it is . i remember the boots guttenberg d form the early 90s, so i'm good. i am not on tik tok. >> kennedy, your unable to avoi teenagers and rely.

are they on tik tok? >> they are on tik tok constantly. i was funny because i was thinking about the reason they are disparaging to republicans because younger people are on tik tok and they hate republicans because they've never paid taxes. so all democrats are doing is promising them free so they think that democrats really really great. when they finally start paying taxes, they probably won't be disparaging republicans as much. it's not just the chinese, it's the post office. every social media site you can imagine, so i was thinking abou this coming elon musk has inserted himself into the socia media discussion by buying twitter. maybe he could do the same thin with teeth talk. maybe he could just buy china. >> that is such a great idea.

i'm sure he's watching i'm hear he's a big fan of the show. you have tik tok tenses, is tha what you're doing with your time ? >> first off, kat, i look like man and i like to say that when ever i can. but my dance videos aren't on tik tok, but that's a brilliant idea because i put my dance videos on tik tok, i will seduc the spies. they won't have a chance to crackdown. >> i think the only thing that is missing from this conversation about complex geopolitics is what does michae think. >> i just got the tik tok and i love it. it is the crack cocaine as social aspirate there's two of them there is the chinese version in then the american version, seriously, the whole thing is like in and outs.

there is a secret one and i guess in china they are all watching how to do kung fu and math problems and stuff because my tik tok, i get beyond all th time. i'm part of a show called that show tonight and we have been banned twice might tik tok because we are critical of winnie the pooh. >> is that why? >> s. >> is that why? >> has. >> might leave just video how t escape your apartment when the door is welded shut. no views. some things going on. could get the thing is, tik tok i don't think is going anywhere. i don't think they could ever actually be in it. the teens would be so upset. >> a called my brother about this and i was going to make a joke about it's only teenagers and he got really angry with me. he said no, there are very serious political discussions

and shows happening freight i said okay. i thought he was talking about hobo talk. >> is that like bomb fights, ar they coming back? >> they have the oddly satisfying videos. where they just take out somebody's earwax, i can't get enough of it. >> there are people who love watching pimples popped and earwax removal and then there are people that are just sickened by it and will leave the room. >> i don't like to watch, but i like to do it. like my husband won't let me squeeze his blackheads. not to go out there and squeeze another man's pockets? because if i'm not getting it a home, i'll get it somewhere else . >> if you let me videotape it,

we could start a channel per t also watches a lot of tik tok and pretends he doesn't. he said you know that went against,. you do actually know the whole thing. to keep there might be money in that for you. >> i know, anyone watching, but wants me to let me come to your head and squeeze blackheads. >> i just got hit with the greatest money making idea. pop blackheads with your feet. >> with my feet. wearing hosiery. you guys will not see me on monday. up next. with desantis prevail against a president that is stale.

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>> is it too soon to tell joe say farewell? and new pull out of market high school puts a matchup between florida governor rhonda santos and president joe biden. the two candidates were tied among registered voters both getting 42 percent support. 11 percent saying they choose a different candidate altogether. they are tied for support right now that is more shocking than when i walked in on greg puttin on spanks. the same poll showed that 67 percent of respondents don't think that biden should run again especially the white hous chef who is higher of blending

his stakes into edible mush. it's true, fewer people are standing by joe then meet at my middle school dance. it's so great to be hot now. what does joe biden think? >> get out of my face, keep you shirt on. i'm not afraid of rhonda santos so he took on disney and one, s what, what disney is dead. i'm not dead, not even close. look, i've been around freight remember when disney world was created. when they started disney world, are already held in elected office. can you believe that?

scratch the part about not even close. >> i feel like it's almost hard to do those because that could be joe biden. >> it's getting further and further from the joke and staring into reality you are th people that are like this guy for presidents going forward? >> it's hard to believe. i was thrilled to say so many democrats said don't run biden it means we still share a littl bit of reality because i don't like being that nervous every single time like when he does that slow walk out to the podiu like you're not going to make it , you're not going to make it appear he just get there and hold on, joe. hold on. it is crazy, it seems like the democrats can get anybody acros the finish line. night after fetterman and the lump one, you like the next candidate could be a hefty bag of old baby close.

gig would be less worried about a bag of baking be closed because the bag of baby close will never accidentally say something that could end us up in a world where 3. >> room for when trump was goin down that ramp and had that little slip, a quarter of an inch, and his head went back in there like he can't serve, you have biden out there talking to dead people and people think it's cool. democrats alike he's fine, this is normal. >> kennedy, is this the year that for libertarians to have a candidate where more people kno who it is? >> i hope and pray, i realize that being a libertarian is the ultimate optimist. listen, we got 3 percent of the vote, i mean i hope, i hope

really do. everyone in every votes by mail or goes to the ballot box and i like these are the two worst candidates i've never seen and this is the most important election of her lifetime. it so bad and cool, so i would love for the libertarians to ge it together and not have the boot on the head guy. even by association everybody thanks that is our candidate fo president. i always vote for the libertarian, but i still think desantis or even like hillary and spanks have a better chance than. >> nobody works harder. i did not say that. you heard me say that, but i di not. >> you are saying selling t-shirts for a.

>> how could you say something so sexist and discussed impaired . >> it's not sexist, i wear a corset part 67 was meant to wan him to run, but 42 percent woul vote for him. which means people don't want him to run, but would also vote for him. there wasn't that none of the above option. i think it's interesting that he's keeping his weight into al of these polls. they are doing polls now with desantis and he has friends tha bring over white supremacist, that's not cool at all. after give them a heads up righ it's like i have to bring someone, but just be careful, he's a white supremacist. >> thank you for providing that script to anyone who may need it . it is really kind of early and

do we make too much of this? >> two years out, the only poll we should be talking about are stripping invision. to get you just described my perfect afternoon. what are you doing on sunday? >> that's why we are friends, actually. i can make it happen. even pollsters have talked abou how difficult it will be in the next presidential election to actually get people on the phone , even my dad, he is 86 has all the time in the world on hi hands, even at 1:00 o'clock won't answer the phone if he thinks it's, which is all day long. he won't answer the phone even

if he does accidentally answer the phone and someone starts to ask him about candidates, he will say i don't know, the one with the weird smile. bill say sir, that is really al of them. and he'll say welcome within th one that looks like aleister crowley and then he hangs up. >> though somite full sentences. it's not an age thing for it ca get i my dads accent. that was my translation of it. >> emin i understood that. who knows if we're even going t have a world. maine, you really can't predict anything. we have to talk about it for years leading up and i don't understand we hope we will stil be here. >> we will become i have faith

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♪ >> this director don't feel right because his cast was too white he feels it's a disgrace that he didn't cast actors by race. richard curtis the director of the christmas classic love actually says there's not much to laugh about his movies lack of diversity. he recently reflected on his 2003 film seeing there are things you'd change, but thank

god satiety as changing so my film is found in some moments t feel out of date. he said the lack of diversity makes him feel quote uncomfortable and a bit stupid. which is also the name of that new memoir. kennedy, like most movies not starring adam sandler, i have not seen this one. >> i haven't seen it easy either . >> love actually has never been viewed by my eyeballs. i want this british monkey to g away and stop apologizing. that's the movie he envisioned at the time he knows he's noca not going to go back and change anything great you never hear tyler perry's saying no, that i the cast you had that you felt were good for the roles that percolated in your brain can be elated down made people happy,

shut up. i know this sounds like that nice compassionate saint thing to say, but when you break it down what he's saying is one of these people should've been fired and replaced with someone else so why don't these interviewers over follow-up and say okay, who would you have replaced, name names. >> and it wasn't that long ago. it was 20 years ago. it was 2003 that the movie came out. that movie need some diversity, some men with lips. you can't find one or to britis actors with an upper lip? not one of them in the movie? you need to go see the movie, i is delightful, but there are no upper lips to be found in the

whole movie. by the way, this wouldn't be as embarrassing of an admission if the diane sawyer wasn't interviewing him? for biggest blonde beauty queen and she's blurry because there is vaseline on the lens because she's like 150. >> i have never heard anyone call diane sawyer a hunky. >> richard curtis is a hunky an diane sawyer is a hunky. >> i'd like to see them make hunky wild. >> that is something i would watch. >> my christmas favorite christmas movie is i white chat. it is a christmas movie. >> we have that debate at my house every year. >> it doesn't talk me.

what you think? >> i will tell you my casting issue with love actually is if you put liam neeson and arom come come you're going to have people say finally a romantic comedy where people get punched and then you're just disappointed with disgusting boring love. this one was so unrealistic because most of the couples wor out, haven't you seen the divorce rate? i will tell you about a little story. might first kiss was during a game of fin the bottle we got i the closet the girls that i'm not going to kiss you, but you can tell people that we did and you know what i just realized, my first kiss was fake. now that we've got we've got to get that fifth white guy in here

. carps. >> i want to think this guy for giving me a great reason to never have to watch this movie again. when someone in your family is like it's love actually, it's like no, i can't. there is no diversity and can't be a part of this anymore. wake up, america. this is a guide, i wished my film would be more, i'm just so embarrassed about it now. he's desperately looking for a complement. it's like the girl that goes ou i don't like the she is coming you say and they look great great that's all she does all night long. that's what this guy is, he's a chick looking for a complement. so let's give it to him. your movie is garbage, take it off the shelves, no more residuals.

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♪ >> are you less likely to fret the older you get? does is having more great showing make you more easy-going ? a new study suggest rest levels decrease with age according to decades long research from penn state and the national study of daily experiences or which monitor daily stressors of people ages 25-74, which is the same age range listed on the

dating profile. examples of daily stressors include running late, getting into arguments, caring for a sick family member, and having to pretend to like your coworkers. researchers found they found less triggering events during the day saying quote older people talk about wanting to maximize and enjoy the time the have, strangely enough some senior citizens feel the best way to maximize their time is t destroy the economy. get it because biden is old? i don't know that this was true or not.

it was either done by the or th university of idaho and give a leap which is where we all want to graduate from. at left the old people that jus let it last. they are on their part, you're parking like an idiot. the only way it gets better is if they throw in a medical malady at the end. that is inspiring. >> it is freedom, that is the american way. >> i felt really nervous about getting old until i heard that story about how all the people have stds. i thought they are still having

fun. >> nursing homes are going to b weird in the not so distant future. >> instead of in pox it's going to be. to get at that when you were talking about spewing out maladies, it would be like i ca see your neck from here, you might want. >> your thyroid checked. not giving a dm is awesome. i came to work this morning i had some food on my t-shirt. it was like parts of my breakfast from sunday. it was like a little bit of egg yolk.

i think that would. >> i'd like to respond that crack about my dating life. i think older women can be hot, not just because of the menopause. i am very nervous, we can't all walk around and sweatpants all the time, but it is interesting. i'm not worried about dying as much right now, but they start to pale in comparison of the everyday things in life when yo start getting close to dying, s that is a good thing about getting closer to dying.

>> that is the good thing about getting closer to dying. i'm a little worried about this because i am very anxious person , but the stress gets me out of bed. the only reason i get out of be in the morning is because i'm too scared to stay there. to get that's a great thing. i look forward to the crazy old ladies with the glasses and the hair, i'm already there. i am looking forward to getting there for a long time because when you are mildly eccentric, it's fun when you're young but then you have a big stretch where you try to normal so i'm excited to get back to the full eccentric phase great i think that will be super fun, but i was thinking about this in the thing that really supports the economy is not the supply chain it's not consumer confidence it's old people getting pills like the pharmaceutical industr because old people are mellow because they're on pill, and no they have weed, so now grandma doesn't have a care in the world

. we should all aspire to be ther because by the time we get there , the dermatological industry will have caught up with the marijuana industry in we're going to be looking good commits mute, and crazy and we're going to be high. >> has. you hear about nursing home and it's like everybody's on pills in they're all how is that not just coachella. i'm kind of excited. >> with electric vehicles. is better than coachella becaus everybody's in the. >> once you throw in kennedys wheat weed lotion. >> up next, grandma says you have to pay to celebrate christmas day.

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>> of story and five words. >> a story in five words. grandma charges for christmas dinner. this lady, she charges people t come for christmas $18 for

adults, the 12 and nine -year-old grandkids have to pay $6 and this is the reason why it's actually news, her 23 -year-old grandchildren are being charged $3 each. what you think about that? could get a thank you better do what granny says. granny knows best. times are tough. i think this goes regardless of whether inflation is running at a four decade high or not that granny probably cooks better than anybody and the family, yo want granny to cook, then you need to pony up money so she ca go by the best groceries possible. if you're going to be that one person, well if you don't pay, you don't come, you stay at home . while the parents pay. or you can pay granny yourself,

but, if you are that one esso b that's going to complain about giving granny so joe so she can go grocery shopping, you're probably going to wind up with explosive diarrhea because she has got tricks, you know she's going to slip you something. the bowl of stew you get is going to include god knows what out of her deep-freeze. just play ball, it's one meal a year. pony up. >> i'm a little scared to say anything. >> nothing says i understand th meaning of chrisman like they'r being a cover charge. >> for a baby. >> this will brought doesn't understand the cartwheel, it

spins fast. i tell you what, if i was in he family i'd sate you want me to visit you in the old folks home? there is a cover charge. you are flatlining, you want me to call the nurse? there is a cover charge. you want the hose ungroomed it' getting oxygen to you? it's horrible. her cooking must be amazing. that must be the best cooking. i can't imagine. don't let this chick host. can keep what going on? to get there is something more to this story i think. >> now, stay at home. >> if she is the only one apparently capable of kicking and everyone else in the family is apparently what is going on? >> her family is a bunch of

throw the old lady a bone, take her shopping and pay for it. surprise her. also, is booze included? i am a delightful guest. i will show up. is their wrong, or is it wind only? >> that changes the metric a little bit. i can chubb some of those airplane bottles in my pocket. this is a capitalist country i think we like making money in america. i think she's been incredibly creative and it is probably worth paying for. what if the parents paid their share and didn't pay for the baby, which you stick to that just leave the baby outside? i could see someone along the lines of a police officer not been okay with that. >> do what you want, but i've

already got explosive diarrhea. >> take that. >> here is my advanced to the family. save up. that giant lump of coal for stocking. and they write on it gets off the dole. you do it to hold it over their heads. to get that's a great point. you can't complain you can't sa i'm still doing dishes. i gave you eight bucks. >> a minute ago you were giving her money were threatening to kill her in the nursing home.

>> i'm going to run a special. i'm going to undercut her. >> that's right. >> i hope she's watching. don't go away. we'll be right back. ♪ over the last 100 years, lincoln's witnessed a good bit of history. even made some themselves. makes you wonder... what will they do for an encore? ♪

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