of humor about it. >> imagine that pasta had been al dente. she could have gotten a concussion. kids never bring food into a vehicle. i tell my kids that alfal the time. all right. us tonighthat's have it for u. have a wonderful weekend. i hope you got your tree up. maybe you're decorating it with your family. don't forget, set your dvr so you always stay connected with us. greg gutfeld and the gang, they take it all from here.nd te see, g monday. happy friday. i am captain.i am >> i'm in for greg, who's was a a little under the weather tonight. and i cannot emphasize this enough. the coffee i got him yesterdayey

was not poisoned. shout to my lawyers forng me reminding me to say that on the air. all right. let's welcome tonight's guests. >> she's so libertarian. she's neutral in the war on christmas. host of candy on fox business. >> it's candy. she breaks more southerns than a stereotypes than a well-mannered hog fo x news anchor david mcdowell. he's a stand up comedian by day and a hot , by night. comedian joe mackey and his clothes, like the constitution, dessed down by dead people. founder of the largest party, .com, and author of the book, neither studying nor rave, michael loftus, so before we t

get to some news stories, it is friday. >> ss o it's time for greg's leftovers. >> time once again forrs leftovers. >> it's where greg reads and the jokes we didn't use this in week. and i know he wouldn't wanwantt them to go to waste. so i'm going to give it a go. like greg, this is my first time reading these. so it's bad. it's notadin my fault.g th m ware we go . new york city mayor eric adamsnt wants to hire a rat czar to rid the city of rodents, but it may be too late considering 90% of them have already moved to florida. >> california governor gavino hn newsom told politico he won't run for president in twenty four no matter what joe biden does. soen you heard it here first. even if joe biden nukes canadanm ,gavin newsom won't run new . some later added that the main reason he won't run is that biden already has enough

to deal with the joke. speaking of california, at the state has reportedly released thousands of convicted after they spent just months in jail. california, where gas costs six bucks and are free. >> this week, president biden a said to a roomful of roo report, quote, 10 years ago, how many of you even knew what a supply chain was? replied on replied one reporter. well, that's only because we kn didn't know your son, hunter. yoin an interview, former ceo sandbank manfred claims he committed no fraud in his defense, where sam grew up, fraud means for the holidays. o pizza huunt has announced twe return of their triple box,

which contains two mediumzas, one topping pizzas, , five breadsticks and 10 cinnabon. many rollsans . and if you call now, they'll throw in a free heart attack all over the country. >> seems like everyone's getting into the christmas spirit. for instance, here in manhattan, cops have switched to outlining bodies with tinsel . >> in a new interview, will smith said he understands if people aren't ready to see his new film following the oscar slap, which doctors say is a good attitude to have because worrying will only make your hair fall out. new disney ceo bob iger admitted this week that the company screwed. he told employees that he wants to quiet down the culture wars . he said he hopes to return to ad simpler time when it was easy te to hide in the background of the little mermaid.

last georgia woman gave birth to a baby girl at an atlanta mcdonald's. some of the workers were so moved they actually took of took the t to wash their ha >> you'll finally, the worldtioa health organization announced that they're changinnn g the name of monkeypox to impax to eliminate stigmatizing language. they'll also be changing the name of covid to don't worry, it' s just allergies.me of >> thank you. all right. now, some actual news. rm about they're raising the alarm about china's propaganda arm. according to forbes, the communist chinesechines government has been operatinge ticktock accounts to influence has o politics and attackficial republican officials. this, of course, is on top ofabc a diabolical years longal campaign to punish americaaign n diners with the mustard hot enough to make your nose

blee to mad. a washington, dc based foreign agent called media links tvrun-t posted videos on tick-tock and the run up to the midterm electionm s with captions disparaging republican candidates. that's something that's traditionally been the sole responsibility of cnhen, msnbc, cbs and abc. but the post never clearly disclosed they were coming from were. of itsevernment tiktok itself, of course, is owned by a chinese company. and many have accused thecused social media app othf spying on americans on behalf ofhina's china's communist party. if i want to b ise spiet partd l do what most americans do. >> stay in an airbnb. so now i will discuss with my panel and solve this complex geopolitical issue in just five minutes. all right, dagen, why do you're think they're going after republicans specifically? r> i think you're going afte everybody, though. and it's not just it's not.do yu do you think the chinese

propaganda is just relegated to tick tock like some blubbery dangerous free home bodyuinea with three guinea pigs and theia gout and some hot chick is hitting him up on his dms on instagram? yeah, that's chinese propaganda. no, but i stay off tiktok. i have no room at the end. my brain is full. i avoid teenagers in real life, so i'm not going on tech talk. i i have all the makeup tipsneed, i need. i look like a man as it is . >> i know i don't have enough and i do not have enough friends to learn a group dance . i already i remember the boot scooting boogie from the earlyn 90s, so i'm good. >> so i'm not on tick-tock kennedy. you are unable to avoid teenagers in real life. >> i was asked what is that like. yeah, two of you have two of

them. two of them in your house alltio the time. are they on to talk.k? o talk. on t constantly. i was fu constantly. thay, so it's reallybeca funnyu because i was thinking about this. the reason r they're disparagini republicans is because younger people are on ticktock and theye hate republicans because they've never paid taxes. >> butthnever taxes all democrg is promising them free. so they think that democrats are really, really great. when they finally start paying taxes, they probably won't be disparagings, republicans as much. h. but it's not just the chinese who were spying on us. the post office is literally there was a story earlier in the year. the post office is spying on us and every single social mediaeda site you could imagine. so i was thinking about this. elon musk has inserted himselfha into the social media discussion by buying twitter. so i was thinking like maybe hec could doou the same thing with tick-tock. i think alan , you're going to find. yeah, yeah, i that's that's i'm

such a great idea. i hope he's i'm sure he's watching. i know he's a big fan ofthe the show. shbig fan. big fan. mackey, you tiktok dance's that what you're doing with your time. well, firs t cat, i look like maman and i just like i just like to say thatn wheneverer ic i have an opportunity to dano. oh, but my my dance videos aren't on me, that's a brilliant idea because if i put my dance videos on tick-tock, i'll seduce the spice and they won't havethw a chance to crack downon the distance with apple. >> that's true.o you know, okay, i think the only thing that's missing from this conversation aboutut m complex geopolitics is what is michaelpls is wha? i'm slow. j i just gotust the tick tock ani love it. it is the crack cocaine of social apps, but there's two of them, like the chinese version. and then there's the the american version. yeahversion in, which makes serh the whole thing is like inol and out. there'

s a secret one .i and i guess, like in china, the they're all watching, like, how to do kung fu and mathstuf problems and stuff. that's the one i want becausegee my ticktock, i get banned alyolc the time. i'm part of a show called thd te show tonight and we've been banned twice by tech talk because we're critical of ofl o winnie the who is that? >> why. yes, and my wife and yes. and my latest my latest video, how to escape. you're leave j apartment when the door's welded shut likdoe nova. yeah, something's going on here. >> but i mean, dig in.. the thing is , tiktok. i don't think this is going to be going anywhere. i don't think they could if they could ever actually ban it. >> i mean, like the teens woulde be so upset. bout i call my brother about this and i was going to make a joke about it's only teenagers and it's, you know, and he's like, and he got really angry with me. >> he was like, no, there areth very seriouser political discussions and shows

happeninare veryous polig. i was like, okay, but i thoughte he was talking about, like,hobo hobo t talk. >> oh, god . like he was on the wrong final coming back .back there's everything they have. the oddly satisfying videos, ones where they just take out somebody's earwax. >> i don't get both of them. i feel like a kayaker right before a whale as you're like, wow, that came out of that here. there are two kinds of people. there are people who love watching pimples pop to an earwax removal. and then there are peoplejust who are absolutely sickened by it. ened bwill leave the room. i don't like to watch it, but i like to do it. like i like to . like i like my husband won'tlete let me squeeze his blackheads. >> why?eads it's i if you were in it, i said i'd like you to want meh' to . do you want me to gos outpo tht and squeeze another man's righta ,mind you,us cause i'm not getting it at home. i'll get i t somewhere. hey, if you let me videotape,

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and we are forever grateful. is it too soon to tell ife joe will say farewell?y fa a new poll out of marquette law school pits a hypothetical matchup between floridap governor rhondbea santos and president joe biden. the two candidates wer e tiedgistered among registered voters, both p getting 42ercent% support and 1 percent saying they choose a different candidate altogether. erent so desantis and biden areo for support right now.support r now that is more shocking that's more shocking than when i walked in on grug putting on r on spanx. >> the same poll showed that. 67% of respondents don't thinktn biden should run again,ly the especially the white house chef

who is tired of blending w steai into edible mush.ng >> into ed that's true. fewer people are standing by , joe , than me at my middle school dance. it's so great to be hot now. yeah, thank you. would rather be hot now than as a kid. all right. bu den thin joe biden think? sh hey, hey, hey, look, get out of my face. >> keep your shirt on . i'm not fauci ron desantis. so he took on disney and won. so what what is his dead? i'm not dead. not even close. man. and look, i've been around.aroud i remember when disney world was created, you know, when they started disney world. i already held elective office.. that's true.that i can't believe that is true. forty to fifty to sixty two . it is true.

oh, boy. all right. scratch the part about not evenh close. yeah. loftus i feel it's almost hard personally to do those because that could be joe biden. >> yeah. it's getting farther and farther from the joke starsteeringher and into reali. >> so who are those people who are like, yeah, this guypeot for president going forward? >>'s hard to believe. i was just thrilled to see so m many, so many democrats said, yeah, don't run. de we still share a little bit of reality because i just don't i just don't likey being that nervous every single time. yeah. like, when he does w thahen t so walk out to the podium, you're like, you're not going to make it., >> you're not gonna makeyou're you know, just get there and hold on . hold on .ho yeah. ld on,hold on.and it's crazy.iti >> it's it seems now likeke the the democrats ca n get anybodyi. across the finish line. right. like after fetterman the lump one , you're like okay.e yeah. like their next candidate canofd

be like a hefty bag full of old baby clothes. >> it's, it's, it's not a i would be less worried about cloe a bag of baby clothes.th right.ba because that bag ofaby cl baby clothesos will never accidentally say something that can end up in world waentally r3 it's just. well, i remember whe n when when g trump was going down that ramp a ,he had that little slip and just did that little it wasn like a quarter of an inch. his headch, went back and theye like, okay, he can't serve. he can't be . y you have biden out thereo talking to dead people and people think it's coolople he's like, where jackie ? where's jackie ? and democrats? his he's fine. l. he's good. this is normal. yeah, kennedy got to go.nedy, is >> is this the year that fore yr whbertarian's to have a candidate where more people know who it is ?ope and i hope and pray that every i realize that being a libertarian is being the ultimate optimist. yeah, i know.e ti it's like, yeah,mate o we're gog to do it this year, guys. hey, listen, we got three percent of the vote invot four elections. that big deal , i , i hope so.

i really do all the year. four four percent. exactly. and every year everyone either votes by mail or goes to the ballot box like, oh, these arehw the two worst candidates i've candn. e and they always go , thisr life is the most important election of our lifetime. we're like, i wishti i were dea. so bad and cruel.d so, yeah, i would love forot onh the libertarians to get it together and not have the boot on the head guy like, you know,. even by association. everyoneeven b thinks that that is our candidate for president . i'm not a member ofor the libertarian party now. i always vote forhink the libertarian. but, you know, i still think desantis or even like hillary's bag spanx have a libertarian candidate. >> nobodand spany works harder i didn't know who that guy tony fauci. that,yo but say i did not. you're selling t-shirts, jackie . how could you say something so n

sexistg . to disgusting? really rude. it's not sexist. i wear a corset. >> it's so interesting.d im that 67% don't want him to run yet. 42% woulhim d vote forto, whichn people don't want him to run.s e but we'd also vote for him. he doesn't make any sense. i ere wasn't none of the above option. i think it's also interesting that desantis is creeping his wahay to all these polls. i mean, trump's got a lot working against him because they're doing polls nowith with desantis and he's got friends that bring over white supremacists just smear him. >> that's not cool. whi not coot at all. and i get it. sometimes it's hard to get rid of hangers-on. you know, maybe the white supremacists. >> you're like sister in law's nephew. oh, yeah. afteyou got to give them a heads up. t nohem a heads up rig, it's likeg i have to bring someone. buo bring t be careful. >> he's a white supremacist.up yeahremaci, thank you for provig that script to anyone who may need it. take it. . i mean, it is really kind of

early and polls i mean, do do make too much of this or two ouh years out.ls we shouldly polls we be talking about are strippingpn and fishing and tried my perfect afternoon. yeah, i get why you're not you d on that. that's why we're friends. i make that happen., do you think i'm all invited? yeah, they have pity. but even pollsters have talked about how difficult it will be i in the next presidential election to actually poll people and get people p on the phone. even my da d, he's eighty six , has all the time in the world on his hands. even at one o'clock. >> won't answer the phone if he thinks that's which is all day long. which is all day long.

won't answer the phone. and even if he doesthe accidentally answer the phone and somebody starts to ask himas about candida, he'll say, i don't know. the the one with the weird smile. and then they'll say, oh, well, sir, that's that's really alll of them.we and he's like, well, then the one who looks like aleister crowley and then he hangs up. but you know what your dad's able to do? hough somite ful >> biden isn't. he is . eighty six . those sound like full sentences, liks.e it's not an a thing. >> but i didn't even dthoing fo my dad's accent, whichr most people on planet earth do not understand. that was my translator. that was my translator. i mean, oh, that's how you i've understood that. i understood. i just fee that.l who knows if e maing to even have a world in twenty , twenty four . >> i mean, like loftus, you just really can't predictor anything. year and we havs lee to talk about it for years leading up. and i justtand i don't understa >> we'll hope you'll still be here and we will be. oh i havi hae faith and i havers

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change, but thank god society is changing. >> so my film is bound in some moments to feel out of date. feel also added that the lack of diversity makes him feel, quote, uncomfortable and a bit stupid, which is also the name of loftis. his new memoir. no, it's not okay. kennedy. like most movies, not starringne adam sandler, i have not seen this one . i actually haven't seen it e either. really lovase actually actually has never been viewed by my eyeballs. all four of them. oh, bun t i just i want this british to go away apologizing like that's the movie heap envisioned at the time. he knows he's not going to go back and change anything. you never hear tyler perry going from the movie. we should murderers get . n >> no, that's the cast that you had those the people you feltro were good for the roles thatth percolated in your brain. ed in yoyou laid it down and mae

people happy. >> shut up or just make music. you sagan i know this sounds like the nice, compassionate it thing to say, but actually whene you break it down, wha's stg iso he's saying is that one of these people should have been fired and replaced with someone else. so why don'to interviews ever interviewers ever follow up and say, okay, well, thenreplac who would you have replacedames them name names? right.. and it wasn't that long ago. it was twenty years ago. it was like two and three that the movie came out. yeah, the movie needs some diversity. some men with tips. some m there are no you can't find one or two british actors with an upper limit, not one of them in the movie, not liam neeson, not bill nighy, not hugh grant. i could go on, but i won't. you need to go see the movie. it's delightful. do it there. no upper lips to be found in

the whole movie. thoh, and by the way, this wouldn't be as embarrassing an admission if the biggest hulky in america, diane sawyer, wasn't interviewing him. the biggest blond beauty queen. and you, she's blurry becausee there's like vaseline on the lens because she's like one hundred and fifty . i have never heard anyone call diane sawyer or a hunky hunky dory baxter with richard curtis is a hunky and diane sawyer i as a whole. hunky.i like to see them make st love. right. that is something i would watch all you know, that reminds me, actually , joe mackie, my favorite christmas movie is eyes wide shut. >> oh, i'm stanleychristma kubra you can't go wrong with that. ite. is a christmas movie.ve th we have that debate at my house every. >> yeah, mike lindell. >> it >> oh, that doesn't shock me.

what what do you think,at y maggie ? ou ti'll tell you what my castin issue with love, it actually ig . you put liam neeson in a romom com, you're going to have people saying, finally, a romantic comedy where people get punched and then you justan disappoint them with disgust. >> boring love. ting >> i can't stand romantic comedies. and this one was so unrealistic because most the couples workedh out. you haven't seenav y the divorcu rate. i'll tell yo seen u a little stu about love your cat.t >> this is a tangent. okay, before my first kiss was during a game of spine got the bottle we got in the closett and the girl said,ha i'm notll l going to kiss you, but you cano tell people that we did. and i just realized my first kiss was fake. >> okay, so now that we've had now that we've had four white gt people way and we goo t to get the fifth white guy in here. my book, cat, is called neither

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christmas. eighteen dollars for adulttss. the twelve and nine year old grand kids have to pay six . acl and this is the reason why it's actually news. her tw, her 23o three year old grandchildren are being charged three dollars each. >> what do you think about that? what you think about that? could get a thank you better do what grann i think you better do what granny said. t. great granny knows best. listen. times are tough.h. i think i think that this goesation is regardless of whether inflation is running at a four decadenot h high or not. >> thaatt granny probably cooks better than anybody in the family. you want granny to cook, they tn you need to pony up money so she can go buy the best groceries possible. >> and if there's if you're, wel going to be that one person, i well, if you don't pay, youyou don't come stay at home by your lonesome and your three year old lonesome. >> well, the parents parents pay more .an p you caay gn pay granny yourself

couriered yard. right. but if you're not one , so be .n who's going to complain about giving granny some dough so she can go grocery shopping? y ou'ryour probably going to winda with explosive diarrhea for like because she's got tricks, you know that she's going to slip you something. oh, she, you're not you know,th to bolster that you get is going to include god knows what out of her heart, deep freeze. so i'm just like just just playa ball. it's one meal a year. yeah. pony up. yeah. loftus i'm a little scared to say anything bad about this lady because i'm afraid of her like, if you can make >> ne year olds pay you and nothing says i understand the meaning of christmas, like there bein g a cover charge for a baby. yeah. this oldor a bab broad doesn't understand the karma wheel. thathe spins fang goes right. yw

i tell youha what, because if i was in her family, you want me to visit me and want me to visit you and the old folks home there is a cover charge. you're flatlining. all th you want me to call the nurse? there's a covetherr chargee . i want that hose untrimmed that's getting oxygen to you. oh, there's a cover charge. i'll plug. i'll unplug. i'll do it all. >> yeah, it's horrible.g yeah.mu hestr cookinamazg must be amazi that must be the best cooking i can. i can't imagine. >> don't let this chick host. yeah. toat it's going to be another family member that runs up better. >> there's something more to this story. think.>> nowi know, right. you know what. staying at home, that's the other side of it. f she's the only one apparently capable of cooking and everyonee else in the familyls is apparently some sometimes give a about like less than twenty dollars. >> what is going on ? there is a bunch of stingy.

they're not helping her out beforehand. and the old lady, a boned lady a suow, take her shopping and pay for it, surprise her. so sherp get you only one. >> second thing is the included, because obviouslyis they're going to be some people who are going to be beat herelig off like i would.ht i'm a delightfulfui guest. >> i would love to drop it.. is you know, is there room or it's wine only ? i ll, will thages t changethe the metric a little bit? i can scrub some of thoserplane airplane bottles in my pockets. i'm okay with that. b i'm sure. i thought this was a capitalist country. well liked making money in america. i think that she's beingmaking incredibly creative and probably probably worth paying for . yes. what iat if f the parents paidth their share and didn't pay for the baby? id t would she stick to thatbab and just leave the baby outside? >>wh because he'll be fine? i could see maybe someone along the lines of a police officer not being okay. with that. >> probably make them pay to come into. beat do you think, maggie ? caent, okay with i'm not t afras grandma at all. >> i mean, do what you want.'ve

>> the food. i've already got explosivey diarrhea. i'm going to take that. but here's my advice to this hes family. save m all your money, put it together and then buy this. sixty three year old grandma getting fat off a pension giant lump of coal for his stockingtho and then right on it.le >> get off the dole. you don't don't do things for your family for money. >> you do it to hold it over their heads. >> that's a great point. yeah, you can't complain. you can't be again. i'm still doing dishes like. >> yeah, wipe them all up. i gave you eight bucks old one minute ago. >> you weren't giving our money . >> you were threatening to kill her in the nursing home. tening ti'm going to run a seveg

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