it does come down to the player sometimes. >> neil: yeah, and attention, a lot of attention, like it's getting today. thank you so much. i appreciate that. you helped me stumble through this segment. much appreciated. that will do it here. we'll have much more for you tomorrow. here's "the five." >> hello, everybody. i'm jesse watters. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." america consider this your final warning, the robots are taking over. >> the war against the machines. all right. relax.

killer robots haven't taken over yet. but the internet is going crazy over new artificial intelligence called chat gpt, the program can write complex essays, books, news articles, even computer code. it's really good. we just had to try it for ourselves, asking it to write a poem about this show. "the five" on fox news is quite a site, with a panel that's always so bright, they train and inform, with their banter and charm and have viewers turn in day and night. >> well, that doesn't rhyme. >> bright and night? >> our jobs are safe. not text, though. they're good at making fake photos, as if geraldo doesn't have enough photos of himself. we ran this through an ai processor, and it came up with

this. mankind better be careful. kids can use these to cheat, or it can impersonate your friends to give up passports. the biggest fear is ai becomes so smart it finds a way to control humanity. dana perino, are we making too big of a deal about this or is this a threat? >> i think yes and no. i live in fear that i'm going to be the first person that airs a deepfake video that you all -- that we all think is real, that seems it comes from a real source. maybe you double-check it, triple-check it, and -- >> classic if it happened to you. >> i live in fear of that. i do think that's coming. you can see how easy that is to do. if you and i can speak into this chatbot thing, ask them to write a poem, what else will it be able to do?

that will happen quickly. really bad minimum wage laws are a catalyst to people losing their jobs in places like a fast-food industry, because if you push a company too far, they will figure out a way to innovate. if innovation means not having an actual person there that you have to pay for, and take care of, you know, companies will do that. so that's a concern. so i am concerned about that. i also am worried about the blurring of fact and fiction. i'm not talking about disinformation. but the algorithm will be written by somebody. so if you ask the chatbot, what color is the sky? the sky is blue. we can agree on that. ben shapiro did an interesting experiment on his show today. the question was, why should abortion be prohibited? okay? the answer from the chatbot was abortion should not be prohibited. it is a deeply personal and complex issue. so that's not answering the question why should it be

prohibited. that's somebody somewhere putting their thumb on the scale of the algorithm, and that's why i'm concerned. >> they're even rigging the ai. >> yeah. how do you feel about that? >> they get into everything, geraldo. kamala harris' speechwriter, thank got they got ai now. solves that problem. >> you know, my late great former wrote a book back in 1952, "player piano," in which he created a world where the bots, the ai ran everything, every aspect of life, very ominous and all pervasive. what i think about pit -- i mean, i was flattered by the shot that looked like robert downy jr. with a mustache, but greg made me think about another aspect of it, what about the replacement of real relationships? what happens when people start marrying their bots, start having real relationships, where you see the kids now with the

virtual stuff, the whole world happening, but they're focused on the virtual stuff. what happens when that becomes your sex life, your relationship, your best friend, the person you talk to. i think that it is going to limit the world in many ways. where it ends, who knows. >> i was thinking, you could be texting girls, and have the ai do the game. and she has no idea it's a machine-spitting game. hey, maybe better than you are. >> probably. >> probably. >> what concerns me about this is that you feed the information to the ai, right? it doesn't google things. it spits out what you give it. so if you're going to feed information about education, is it crt you're feeding, the woke stuff you're feeding? teachers now have certain things they can test if you plagiarized an essay or something.

they quanted i can't do it withs stuff. it's as significant as electricity and fire in terms of what it can do. you know, we already have robots on crime scenes that are -- you know, whether it's bombs or whether it's just, you know, supervising and going around with a video camera, but if you give these ai, or whatever you want to call these structures, the ability to fight cancer, you know, teach us how to, you know, find a cure for cancer, they can then create something that is incurable. so because human nature is so much involved in the creation of it, so then you have malwares, then you have negative actors, all of the negative stuff that can happen, so it has to be policed. just like the internet was not policed, still isn't policed in many ways, we're going to see ai not being policed in a way where it's going to hurt people.

>> you're. , because the people writing the code are usually democrats. greg? >> permit me to communicate to you for the next three hours about this. first of all, the deepfake thing can go both ways. what if films of me in some troubling videos emerge? what is my excuse? >> deepfake. >> deepfake, see. you can always use the deepfake thing. that creates freedom for us. we did the story on "the five," or my show, i can't remember, where a research company unleashed an ai into social media. when they pulled it out, it was a hateful racist creep. it came back, because social media is a cesspool bubbling with human failure, envy, all the vices. ai is in a sense better than us. they don't have the human flaws. that's why they'll make

better -- i hate to say this, judge -- they'd make better jungles, because they don't get hungry before a verdict, have a fight with their spouse. what we're seeing right now is an ai still controlled by humans. it's just like those killer san francisco robots. those aren't robots, right? they are basically -- they're drones. humans are controlling it. so a killer robot is just a gun on legs. that's not autonomous. as long as humans are on the front of this equation, we have no idea what it could do, no idea. once ai becomes independent and autonomous it's a whole new ballgame. what happens is, we talked about this four years ago, the paper clip problem. if you develop artificial intelligence to maximize the production of paper clips through its own unconscious thinking it will truly maximize the production of paper clips without stopping, which means it will look around and it will constantly redouble and redouble and redouble and redouble until

the world is nothing but a ball of paper clips. that's the problem when ai becomes super intelligent. but there's something else. here's the good news about -- see, i was thinking about this all last night. ai could be the answer key to life. all right? our whole existence is about probability. we sit around and try to figure out what's going to happen in the next minute, next block, the next day. that's all our brain does is think about probability. ai solves probability. it tells you what it's going to happen next. so what happens to your brain, if you have this machine that tells you what's going to happe- >> i would have thought there was a red wave. >> exactly. your show would be so much better, jesse. the problem is our brains would become lifeless. >> after tro fee. >> yeah, it would atrophy. we don't do trivia anymore, because we have siri. we don't read a map. imagine if you don't need to predict anything anymore, this machine shuts down.

that could be a good thing. maybe we use our brain for something else. >> what else is there? >> i don't know. >> ha-ha-ha. >> i do. you want to hit him back? he said a robot judge is better than you. >> yeah, right. let me tell you something, i doubt the robot judge has compassion and mercy. >> exactly. we don't need compassion, mercy, empathy. empathy is bad. >> they say i'm right wing. >> all right. coming up, dirty tricks from elon musk's deep state.

♪ ♪ >> elon musk pushed for transparency tainted by a top lawyer inside twitter. the billionaire firing the company's legal council james baker for going behind his back, secretly vetting twitter files before they're released, slowing getting the information out to the public. the "new york post" calls it an inside job. if you thought jim bakker is a familiar name, he used to work for the fbi as general counsel under james comey, a central figure into the russian investigation. republicans are calling on top twitter executives to testify and jim jordan thinks that what

happened helped president biden to get elected. >> gig government, big media, colluding to keep valuable information from we the people. the consequences are that joe biden became president and we have 41-year high inflation, a border that's no longer a border, rampant crime, what we see with this biden administration, and america is no longer treating americans equally under the law. >> the white house still staying tightlipped about the revelations. >> did anyone from the biden team communicate to twitter that this material was -- that this reporting stemmed from hacked materials. >> i can't speak to decisions made by the campaign from here. that is not -- that's a political campaign. what i can say more broadly is, of course, it's up to these companies to make their own decisions about the content on

their platforms, to ensure content follows their own standards and policies. >> i was a little surprised, jesse, to find out that james baker actually still worked for twitter, given that elon musk cleaned a lot of the house before he even got started. >> you don't like to clean house with the lawyers first, because they know a lot. >> hmm. >> he stuck his neck out there. then he got exited. i love that term. he got exited. he's a fixer. he doesn't have legal chops. he was a bad man for crooked at the fbi. then he went to the other side to run interference for the biden campaign at twitter. you don't have to be a good lawyer to succeed in this country. you just have to be able to do political favors for people. that's how you ascend now. you do political favors as a lawyer. lawyers are destroying this country. everywhere you look. >> they're lawyers, because

they're doing legal business. >> they're doing political business. they're not doing legal business. remember another one, avenatti? great guy. and another loosened the election laws for paper to blast out there. watch your han, geraldo! sussman. adam schiff. everywhere you turn, there's a stupid democratic lawyer trying to cut your knees out from under you. >> hunter is a lawyer. >> yeah. that's why you can't get anything done in this country. anytime you try to build something, frivolous lawsuit. they're suing tgif friday's because there's cheddar in the mozzarella stick. that's why everybody hates them. i have a proposal. all the lawyers take a practice

next year. one year. all the lawyers stop their practice. i guarantee you, this country would be a paradise. who makes money in conflict? three industries. arms dealers, the media, and lawyers. they're cleaning up, because they bill by the hour. you bill, you bill, and we all pay, because the more conflict there is the more money you shell out. all our lawyers lose. they get their homes raided, iphones, seized, constantly you're on the back end. >> what did you put in your water today? >> not enough, geraldo. i think the biden family is being blackmailed by the fbi. when the fbi teams up with the lawyers, hell on earth. >> can i bring it back to earth? that's the best jesse watters impersonation i've ever heard from you, jesse. >> beside kill the lawyers, jim jordan, what he said, that

bothers me about this whole twitter story. the implication is because twitter didn't go all out to back the "new york post," the election was therefore flawed, it was flawed so president trump is justified in saying that the election was, you know, not legitimate. we can take whatever means necessary, suspend the constitution. it is absolutely absurd to think that because one media outlet, twitter, didn't back the "new york post," therefore the election is flawed. it's an assumption built on an assumption built on an assumption. >> and facebook, and everybody. and they stop conversations. i don't know if it imperilled the election. 10%, it would have changed the election. there's no question. there's studies out there. here's the bottom line, forget about this garbage with lawyers. okay? if there weren't any lawyers, first of all, every criminal in

jail would be out of jail right now. i don't think that would make you very happy. chances are, if there weren't any lawyers, if you got hurt, fighting your neighbor, you wouldn't be able to sue your neighbor, all that stuff. >> that wouldn't be a frivolous lawsuit. that would be a righteous lawsuit. >> i want to talk about this. this guy james baker is as deep state you can get. he was involved with the russian, twitter. miranda divine have to her credit said where are the emails that shows fbi was communicating with twitter? good for you, miranda. they would not have found the emails, where this guy james baker is a professional, making sure that the government influences politics and policy in the united states. it amazes me that someone that is a lawyer is so antithetical,

everything he thinks is anti-free speech. who thinks in those terms? >> he was just trying to cover his ass. >> he wasn't covering his ass. >> there's a justification? he's a crook. he should have been prosecuted for the russian delusion. i agree with jesse, he was fired. you know what, he should have been prosecuted. >> are you finished? >> i'm finished. >> let's turn it over to you. >> i will talk briefly about the media. i enjoy watching on twitter how the reporters going after the reporters for reporting the news, as if this isn't news. so what they're doing, they're acting like -- they're acting like the media is on strike, and when you do this story you're a scab. like matt taibbi is a scab.

the media goes on strike to not cover stories that we like. if you look at the border, at crime, if you do those stories, follow up on gender affirmation surgeries, if you do that, the media will go after you, basically treat you like a scab. at the correspondents dinners, you get that vibe, even though we crush them in the ratings. everything thinks you're crossed the picket line because you do stories that make the mainstream media uncomfortable. if that's a scab, then pick us. >> yeah, right. what schools are doing to fight back against america's staggering fentanyl crisis. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> america's fentanyl crisis continues to decimate our nation's youngest people. schools have no choice but to stockpile narcan, the lifesaving medication used to reverse deadly opioid overdoses. the shocking reason why? more than 75% of adolescent overdose deaths last year were from fentanyl poisoning. marijuana use among children has soared 250% over the last 20 years, surpassing alcohol as a drug of choice for those under the age of 18. okay. why do you think, geraldo, that they went from alcohol to marijuana? we're talking about young kids now, with the thc, something like 250 times stronger than it was. >> i understand how

controversial this will sound, but i believe that alcohol is more dangerous to youngsters, particularly than marijuana is. >> why? >> because -- >> no one's died from pot. >> exactly. when you see the ravages of real drunken alcoholic, it is so sad and so pathetic. there's a physiological destruction that happens. you know, from the 1970s, 1974 on, i was a member of the national organization for the reform of marijuana laws. so this is going back now almost 50 years. i thought what's happening now would have happened long ago. i'm not advocating marijuana. i think it should be legal. i think that adults have to make informed decisions about it. kids will be kids. when you see what drunken driving does as opposed to stoner kids, i submit it is the lesser of two evils. >> do you agree with that,

jesse? >> no. let's go through the pros and cons of smoking marijuana. the pros. food taste tastiers. music sounds better. nature is more impressive. cons. it kills your sperm. girls don't dig it. the scene isn't as cool as people think it is. if you're an athlete, it affects your conditioning. it stays in your system. it kills your brain. it affects your memory. and from what i've heard -- i've never really experimented with that stuff much at all -- >> oh, please. >> -- but from what i've heard it's not that good for you. >> why do you say girls don't dig it? >> girls don't like the scene. girls like the alcohol scene. >> are you kidding me? they don't like alcohol? >> no. they like alcohol. they like parties with alcohol. they don't like the scene with the guy smoking. it's not a cool scene for them. nothing that i just said was wrong. >> yeah, but it doesn't matter. >> let him go.

i have a bigger picture. >> it doesn't matter what you think or feel about the drug, because that's just your opinion. some of it could be right. some of it is wrong. i would maintain that most of it is wrong. it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. alcohol has been illegal for people under 18 forever. pot just surpassed it. we know that making something illegal doesn't matter it. the great thing about "the five," we offer practical advice. we don't just condemn things, we don't say this should be banned or illegal. that's not for us. leave that for other shows. i want to talk about fentanyl. what is the solution for that? the solution is we make it acceptable and reasonable to take out the cartels with military, turn the fake war into an actual war. we've invaded countries for less. grenada did nothing like what these cartels are doing. we're losing 100,000 people a year to this, not junkies, but

kids, not buying fentanyl, but buying something that has fentanyl in it. that's the demand piece. the supply piece, the desire for recreational oblivion, using substances is universal and unstoppable. laws will not change that. they never have. alcohol just got there first. that's the only reason you like alcohol, not pot, because alcohol got there first. remember, there was prediction. prohibition. there will be a black market for those drugs that will be fraught with risk and you will have a russian roulette on the street and your kids, who aren't buying fentanyl, they might be buying other things, you're putting them at risk. >> okay. 75% of -- >> greg gave me a great idea. if you want to frame the cartels, what you do is you plant the seeds that they're in bed with the russians. that's how you get the u.s. military to go after the cartels. >> 75% of analysts and over

doses in 2021 involve fentanyl. i suspect it's even more than that. i'm not sure they do autopsies on all of them, but it comes from china through joe biden's open border. he said yesterday that he's got more important things to do than deal with it. >> so i was waiting, because i thought i had a bigger picture point, but you made my great point about china and my great point about the cartels. you put those two together. i like your list. i agree that girls are not into that scene. >> thank you. but that's an opinion. >> okay, fine. >> you're hanging around with the wrong girls. >> even if it's true, so what. >> narcan should be at schools. >> amen. >> it should be available to people so they can help protect their loved ones if they need it. there's some -- sleepwalking

through a lot of problems in the world right now, and one of them is the fact that you have 1 in 5 youth having suicidal thoughts. we think about the lockdowns. there's a direct correlation between -- you can see it. their mental health went down. they're not showing up to school. professors are saying students aren't showing up. if you didn't go to college, you're not showing up to your job. the overdoses are up, lifespans are down, and churn attendance is down, and crime is up. we could go after china to get rid of the cartels, having the ability to get fentanyl into our systems. >> you just reminded me of another great point. if you're going to have narcan at schools, why not have guns? if narcans can save lives, a person with a gun to save lives. >> 27 states have passed laws allowing for narcan in the schools between kindergarten and 12th grade. they actually need to pass a law

to get that narcan in those schools. >> you're for it, right? >> yeah. >> absolutely. i provided it to cops when i was a da. that was a long time ago. up next, the huge warning from walmart on how brazen shoplifting could start impacting your bottom line. of course i'm for it. ♪ ♪ ♪ well, the stock is bubbling in the pot ♪

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local law enforcement being staffed, being a good partner, is part of that equation. that's normally how we approach it. >> rules have been changed that make it not something that the police are going to prosecute, or that the criminals won't be prosecuted below certain levels. does that matter? >> if that's not corrected over time, prices will be higher and/or stores will close. >> prices higher and/or stores will close. shoplifting a $100 billion problem, will obviously get worse if people can walk out of the stores with their arms full of stuff they didn't pay for. judge, this is dramatic, to see the video of these brazen thieves, the smash-and-grabs and so forth. what is not talked about, i think, is a far more serious problem, or at least in scope. it is that organize retail theft is a function of the internet. by that i mean the people doing it, the people that control the people doing it, they're going to facebook, going to ebay, going to craigslist, the others,

and reselling. it's right out there. where are they getting these products to sell new? and we're ignoring it, why? >> well, you bring up an excellent point. that means that we have to have the ability to monitor those internet communications that suggest that, you know, we have a real louis vuitton or a real this, that or the other thing. let's get it right at the meat of this. at the meat of it, we are living in a country that does not have the gumption, the balls, the backbone, the spine, to fight it. we're just sitting here saying, oh, my gosh, it's so terrible. that's our problem. that's on us. okay? this is easy. you fund the police again so you don't have to worry about staffing the police. cops don't show up or they're told to stand down. people are released on cashless bail. nobody is being prosecuted for this darn social justice that means -- i don't know what.

so it's our fault. we got to stop saying isn't this awful and doi success about it. arrest them, put them in jail. >> when retailers refuse to prosecute, turn a blind eye, aren't they part of the problem? >> no. they prosecute. >> they can refer it, but it often doesn't get prosecuted. we had a guy last night on "primetime," he came out, protected the gas station, strapped, tacked up, ar-15, and a few dudes deputized by pennsylvania state police. he has his crew outside his gas station, and people have come up to him, said thank you for being here. this gas station, they're doing great business. >> yes. >> good for him, because they can afford to hire a guy like that. a walmart can hire security, but a lot of these mom and pop shops that are getting rocked can't hire. >> dana, is that image -- you

can show it again -- of the guy toting the gun, is this our future? are you okay with it? >> if we don't get those things that jeanine said we need to get then it could be, because there's a breach of a social contract. at the gas station, it wasn't just the inside of the store that was being robbed, customers were robbed pumping their gas. they're losing money, because the people aren't protected. they will find a way to protect either themselves or they'll be thankful for a business owner that will do that as well. the thing about what the companies have done is pretty impressive. like walmart says if it doesn't get fixed over time, then prices are going to rise. they've been able to keep prices down, even in the middle of all of this inflation. they kept the thanksgiving dinner the same price this year as it was the year before, not because they were going to make extra money but because they knew their customers needed them to do it.

cvs and walgreens, the same. dwyane reid closes, and no other businesses are showing up there, homeless people sleeping around it, and the people who live in new york that don't have a car that's where they walk to get their medicine. where is that older lady getting her medicine? she's not on uber asking them to deliver her medicine. she doesn't know how. this is a problem, and it could be solved by prosecuting people for anything. prosecuting the people who are responsible, how hard would it be -- you're the expert on the algorithm -- brand-new louis vuitton bags for sale on the internet to trace it? >> there's something that people aren't talking about this. we know who's doing this. these are revenues -- this is a new revenue stream for gangs, right? this is organized retail theft

from gangs. if my neighborhood, i'll be conservative and say there were 20 large-scale smash-and-grabs in my neighborhood. there's probably more, all black and brown gangs. i'm wondering, i think to myself, in this era where we've been poisoned by the narrative of social redestruction that stealing is a way to spread our wealth, we've lost our authority to fight crime. we have all the answers. we've been doing this segment for a long time. yet we can't seem to fight these progressive policies that make us feel guilty when we say these gangs, these are young kids, they are organized. they know what they're doing. you can't talk about it. you can't talk about it. it's like who do you think is doing it? it's the same gangs shooting people. >> and it's so crazy that an apple store is telling their staff to tell customers not to try to stop the criminals. staff is being told don't stop

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>> welcome back. time for "the fastest." first up the liberal "new york times," ranking of the best movies of 2022. somehow they forgot, well, the most romantic movie of the year, "top gun: maverick," snubbed by the gray lady, even though it grossed a billion dollars at the box office and saved movie theaters and made grown men like jesse cry their eyes out. i looked at this list, dana, and realized this is a list designed by an editor to make her appear smart, to make the readers of the "new york times" feel stupid. >> oh, yeah, it worked. i think she lives in brooklyn. this is one of their clubs they go to. i also think this proves that tv series that we all enjoy are much better than current movies. >> i saw "triangle of sadness." >> sounds like a pick-me-upper. >> it's amazing. they have a dinner scene on a

yacht, which is mind blowing. "triangle of sadness." jesse, do you even watch movies? >> i don't. but this reminds me of your taste in music. i like popular music, you know, like you'd say, "top gen" grossing a billion dollars type of music, but you like music that's terrible that no one has ever heard of because it's terrible. >> that band is terrible. >> and you make us feel stupid. >> no, it doesn't make me feel stupid. makes me feel like i have good taste in music? i wonder if people are going to the movies. have they broken out of the coma of covid? >> yeah. >> "top gun" is the only one i saw. i didn't see the steven spielberg -- >> how was that? >> very jewish. i went with my mother-in-law, my wife, dragged me along. i had a drink at the bar next door to the theatre. it was nice. it was an hour too long.

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but, there you go. oh, yeah. oh my god. how terrible is that? all right, shaq took a big spill the other day on tnt. playing a little game with kiny. they do the race, touch the board and boom. i don't really know if that was an act or kinney really has what it takes to knock shaq down but we are going to investigate. but, in other news, we have another investigation. lesbian feminist versus transgender activist tonight. we have the videotape and it was a brawl 7:00. >> wow. >> geraldo? >> geraldo: they literally went at it? >> judge jeanine: so to speak. >> geraldo: i haven't done a high seas story in at least a couple of weeks. so i was on the boat in florida. i just want to say we had the trifecta of high seas this year. we had the long island sound, the rhode island sound.

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