>> they know now. >> they were a little surprised. >> they were like, grandma! >> greg:. >> greg: now, within the gender affirming care lie and the weed lies, the covid lies, we have a lot of work to do here on the angle and we not stop bringing you the truth. up next, gutfeld. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: that is true! happy wednesday, everybody. huh? yeah. i just want to take all of you home and eat you. tonight i once again want to talk about my pickle ball partner and twitter ceo elon musk. so as you know he just fired

some dude named jim baker. i know there's like a hundred jim bakers. not including the ones who cook pie in a stadium. thank you. gym baker. all right, you're all jerks. this jim baker was twitter's deputy general council who had allegedly suppressed internal documents about expressing the biden laptop story. yes, he was apparently expressing the news about the previous suppression of news. that's a lot of suppression. worse than sharing a hot tub after eating at chipotle suppression. you know what i mean? huh? you do. but now he just got suppressed. musk tweeted that in light of concerns about baker's possible role in suppression of information he was exited from twitter today. exited. i love that. it's like getting fired but with a trap door that dumps you straight into a well full of

poop. that's my dream. this is the same jim baker the former counsel of the fbi who helped push the steele dossier hoax. jim comey's legal counsel. but if you listen to the media you think elon just laid off a 68 year old legally blind blue haired cleaning lady with a prosthetic lunge and stage three lung cancer. get out of here kerr trued and take your oxygen tank with you. it's true. now, musk is suspicious that baker scrubbed the twitter files before matt taibbi unveiled them friday keeping the fbi's name out of everything. you have to wonder how a former fbi is your censor like having a fox to your chicken coop head count. so musk is like our ears, finally somebody not just talking about free speech but defending it. once again it's all about trans patterns something our media hates more than our president does diaper rash. and while the media is busy

bitching about the changes he's making within the company, like ex employees having to get jobs where the lunch rooms don't have a masseuse, musk has been busy tackling a massive problem head on. child porn. it's been a problem on the platform for years. even longer than dana's relentless pictures of dogs. just last year alone, there were nearly 87,000 reports of child exploitation on twitter. yeah, who would want to expose that problem, right? there's not enough sunlight in the universe to disinfect that puddle of sdpravt but under musk he's ins substituting a zero tolerance policy which should be the policy for every platform person and fancy handbag maker. over the past few weeks a cybersecurity expert has been working alongside twitter's revamped trust and safety team to detect abuse content at a faster more efficient and more aggressive speed and i for one can't wait to do the media's criticism of this.

so what if you're stopping child porn you're doing it for the richest white man alive. you should be ashamed of yourself. so far the suspension rate on accounts that harbor this stuff has doubled and i can hear the lefties now. yeah, that's great but some account with the handle get'r-done 66 just misgendered admiral levine. what are you going to do about that you trans fob? 44,000 accounts were taken down including many that tried to bypass detection using code words and other tricks. again that's in a single day. by comparison it took over a month for twitter to remove 57,000 similar accounts in india. so he's done more good in the last week than all the media and dc polls have ever donement and don't forget he's african american. south african. so under musk, isn't it true that twitter has done more to stop child exploitation in the last month than probably the last 10 years? >> it is true, yes.

twitter has done more to stop child exploitation in probably the last monday than probably the last ten years. >> greg: yes. an evil rich white man did that and we should point out that the trade of child porn was well known. twitter was even sued over it. which makes it amazing that the media looks at the pre musk period as the good old days. that's like bragging about your frequent flyer miles from jeffrey epstein's jet. it's weird. i don't know if you've been on twitter lately but it's better if you ignore the media who cut and paste tweets the swarming bots are gone. there are fewer hate tweets not that i care except we were told that that would get worse and it didn't. surprise. another lie from the government and yet another lie from this clown. >> twitter is facing very real and very serious questions about the rising volume of anger, hate, and anti-semitism on their platform. and how they're letting it

happen. >> greg: hmm. she's the only one who can make brian williams gripe that she stretches the truth. she lies more than i did whiffs dating. some day we'll open her binders and see they were filled with comic books. got less hate less child exploitation. that seems like an improvement. isn't this what the democrats would be for? instead liberals complain that republicans care too much about such things. next they'll say fighting child exploitation is white supremacy, if they haven't already. [cheers and applause]. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! she's small enough to be a stocking stuffer. cohost of america's news room and the five, dana perino! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he writes for major publications, then delivers them on his paper rout. host of the guy benson show, guy benson!

[cheers and applause]. >> greg: her mistletoe has a bunion. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] >> greg: and santa leaves him cookies for christmas. my massive side kick and the nwa's world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: isn't it interesting we were talking about this on the five dana, that's a show you and i basically save. [laughter] >> dana: 12 years going. >> greg: if it wasn't for us that thing would be under water. oh, my god. don't worry, they don't watch. but, no, it's like, again, this is an example of how the media strikes against certain shows, certain ideas, they won't do certain topics, but they'll do others. i don't think i've seen a story about this child exploitation stuff anywhere. so it's like they're like we're

scabs for covering this story. >> dana: and also you're creating a distraction. this is their favorite thing to say, if you're actually covering the twitter file that this is a distraction from the truth. i lost the thread on what the truth was. and also they jumped the gun saying twitter's going to get so much worse. first of all, how could it get worse. and if you're on twitter a lot, i agree, there's not been as much -- i haven't seen any of the bots. i have seen a lot of ads. i never used to see ads and now i have all these ads and now i bought three things for percy, my dog, within a week, including a toy that apparently makes noise he can hear but i can't hear which i think is a genius toy so maybe twitter ads are actually the solution. >> greg: that's interesting. a toy that only a dog could hear. >> dana: yeah. get it? >> greg: yes, i do. i would call that a dog whistle. >> dana: oh, and here we are back to that. >> greg: racist.

see, that's how you do it. i miss your beard. >> guy: i'm sorry, you can't decide which you prefer. i have so many insights on the topic but first greg i was watching your show last night as a matter of fact. >> greg: yes. >> guy: and i have to clear the air on something. >> greg: okay. >> guy: you, in front of millions of people, complained repeatedly that you were not invited to my christmas party and in fairness it is fabulous and great and it's true you were not invited. but, but this is why. i debate it and i said this is not the type of party that he's usually asking me to invite him to for example the last time i invited him to a christmas party i had to turn him away at the door. you remember why. i said this is not what we mean when i said done we now our gay apparel. it's not appropriate. next year you will be invited. >> greg: i'll be busy >> kat: he would never go. i've known you almost an decade.

how many of my birthday parties have you been to? it's an easy number to remember, it's zero. invite him it's not like he'll go either way. >> greg: yeah, just cover that base. >> guy: you want the invite to then decline. >> greg: yes exactly. >> guy: my next intro on the show will be he invited me to his stupid party and i said no, welcome guy benson. >> greg: exactly. how dare you deprive me of that. >> guy: okay. fair enough. >> greg: do you have a point to make? >> guy: no. >> greg: okay, that's cool because we burned of some minutes here. >> guy: i'll drop the party. i'll drop the christmas party and will say i'm all for cleaning up the child porn problem on twitter. go for it elon, we love it. >> greg: there you go. you're taking a big risk. >> guy: thank you. i'm glad that gotta laws. >> greg: kat, why do liberals defend child pornography? >> kat: i had a wonderful time at the party.

>> probably the best answer for that question >> kat: shut up. i'm not sure that they do. >> greg: are you defending liberals that defend child pornography, kat? >> kat: oh, geez. >> tyrus: how was the party >> kat: it was so much fun. and then it kept getting more fun. yeah, and then i thought it couldn't get more fun and then it did. look, this stuff is out of control. i've already seen one liberal activist organizer type person saying that musk talking about this stuff is inciting violence against jim baker. >> greg: right >> kat: do these people hear themselves. you can't point out something who maybe did something wrong or did something questionable without inciting violence against them. because, by that standard, then, by doing that, you're inciting violence against your people, go down your feed, everything bad you've said about anybody you're inciting violence against them. nobody believes it so why do you say it.

>> greg: it's true. they're acting as though, see mother joan the most left wing publication defending an fbi lawyer as though he's some fragile little jelly bean. tyrus? >> tyrus: yeah, i know a lot about fragile jelly beans. >> greg: it just popped into my head. but, no, what's your take on all this? >> tyrus: it's just like you that really cool boss, you didn't have the clock in, came to work when you wanted to. now he's gone and there's someone -- there's a new boss in town and he's making you accountable, making you actually do your work and that's what all this argument is about. they don't care about whether child pornography is being stopped. they care about the fact that they're not able to control it. they would probably wait until there was a good time to go into trying to stop child pornography. should have been the first thing on their mind. but they would wait until they got in trouble and would suddenly go on a crusade to stop it. but they can't do that now because the boss has opened up,

he has made it free he's going after actual really bad people and they don't like really real things, they live in that exterior, i don't think they quite know what incited means. if jim baker had broken glasses and a black eye you could say someone incited violence against him. but they just say things like where's the violence and the mob and the people rocking his car trying to pull himself out. none of that happened. it's like incited, racism, real problems. they don't deal in any of it they just say it and everyone's like oh. and then before whoever said it would have been cancelled. now they're not. it's really frustrating for them. >> greg: that's true. >> tyrus: they lost their best friend and big brother, didn't matter what they did and behaved he made sure the world saw it their way and now they don't have it their way. >> greg: pretty sure guy's getting invited to jim baker's party next year. >> tyrus: i can't get on you for that because we kind of did the

same thing we don't go. >> greg: exactly. >> tyrus: you can invite us to whatever. >> greg: we're not going to go. >> tyrus: to be clear we're not hanging out either. if he invites me i'm not going to go. strict code. >> greg: it is a strict code. even though i ask him. up next they make dolls that are pricey and girls advice that is dies dicey. it helps prevent asthma attacks, improve breathing, and lower use of oral steroids. fasenra is not a rescue medication or for other eosinophilic conditions. fasenra may cause allergic reactions. get help right away if you have swelling of your face, mouth and tongue, or trouble breathing. don't stop your asthma treatments unless your doctor tells you to. tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection or your asthma worsens. headache and sore throat may occur. ask your doctor about fasenra.

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>> greg: welcome back. are real estate agents not fans of people who are trans? the hill, a publication, not the mound of dirt, reports that record home prices are impacting trans gendered people more than others. however they cite no concrete evidence to support this conclusion, just what they've been hearing from people. i'm not a real estate expert but i'm pretty sure mortgage lenders are more interested in your credit rating than your

pronouns. any i had yo knows high prices in rent affects everybody you don't have to be gender non-confirming to struggle with money. at least that's what i've been hearing with people. i don't associate with anyone poor. speaking of gender lunacy, american girl doll has released a kids book titled body image, how to love yourself live life to the fullest and celebrate all kinds of bodies. it's for girls ages three to 12 and has a section that teaches them how to change their gender and go on puberty blockers. even without parental permission. now remember the good old days when doll companies were only interested in tea parties? i had that set. three years ago, in fact. quote, if you haven't gone through puberty yet, the doctor might offer medicine to delay your body's changes giving you more time to think your gender identity. if you don't have an adult you trust, there are organizations that can help you. but what about shaving your

armpits? well, that you need rental consent for. removing hair is a personal choice and you should only do it if it feels right for your body and after talking to a parent. so shaving your pits, talking to your parents. removing your junk, talk to an organization. and if you're looking for a book that's not confused about bodies, try this one. [laughter] >> greg: could you radio educate that? >> dana: no what did it say how i what? >> greg: i couldn't read it either. what did it say? >> dana: how i murdered all those people. >> greg: how i murdered all those people. >> dana: that's the sequel. >> greg: no that explains how everything was okay, your first book. we reached out dana to american girl and they did not respond. i was wondering will you be cancelling your modeling contract with american girl. >> dana: they're across the street we could walk over tomorrow. >> greg: let's do a live hit

there. >> dana: instead of waiting for a call like old fashioned walk over like gum shoe journalism. i have to tell you i was skeptical that this was overblown and then i got the book and i looked at it this afternoon and i am shocked. >> greg: it's insane. >> dana: for ages 3-12. the things that it says in this book, if i had read it as a kid, if my mom found out i was reading it and they didn't know it was in there, i actually think that you are doing a public service by making sure everybody knows about this. [cheers and applause] >> greg: guy, the source code material for the ken doll, what's going on here? [laughter] >> greg: it's true, isn't it? >> guy: very gay by the way. it actually reminds me a few months ago we were having this big national debate about the parental rights law in florida don't say gay is what the critics called it and the critics of us, people objecting to it said oh this is some right wing fevered dream no one's

trying to indoctrinate this hard core gender ideology to young kids and absolutely yes they are and hold up the book you have. that is it. that is not designed for teen-agers it's designed for young children. and one of my best friends who's a girl mom, she has been a huge american girl fan forever and she texted me about this today. she said i'm out. we're done. she's very pro lgbt but she said this is a bridge too far in terms of her kids reading it maybe without her permission. i will not divulge the identity of that friend butly tell you she was at the christmas party. [laughter] >> greg: it doesn't rhyme with mooley bambaris does it? >> guy: i can't confirm or deny. >> tyrus: tyrus would this with all the children books you get for your kids. >> tyrus: i do that already i'm

a good dad. i don't just drop books off at the store, pack of signify relies for your brother, here's some reading material, child support, i'm out. i'm going to the christmas party. [laughter]. >> tyrus: listen, my daughters, they love the american doll store, and whenever we come to new york i take them there and i get them dolls. if i want to get them a book i go to the library. we don't buy books there so i don't have to worry about what they wrote in there because this wasn't written for children. this is someone else pushing their issues on other people trying to make everyone assimilate to what they're going through. and the one thing they do that they think is clever, the child that you describe, there was one thing that the child could not control in that situation, was that they had a handicap. so when someone is in a wheelchair, you cannot criticize anything else about them. so that's the cover. they always put some a flick

shun on the child to where -- figure you say is how dare you talk about somebody in a wheelchair, even though that's not your issue. the issue is the messaging and stuff they're doing. so that's how they're getting behind it because they have to put something in front of it because they know what they're saying is inappropriate or wrong but that's how they get the point across. it's back to the first world thing. if you put racism in front of whatever issue you have with guy i'm saying a racist so any logical thing that he says about me, the fact that i killed a yack and am wearing it as a sweater no one will get to that because he's racist. >> guy: wait are you not wearing a shirt? >> tyrus: yeah, it is a right here. >> greg: he's like mr. rogers of the hood. [laughter]. >> tyrus: mr. rogers with pecks. >> greg: but you made me think of a question i have to ask kat. why is american girl doing this? it's because this is done not

for the kids, it's to offset any criticism about their store being like too elitist or classist or expensive. they don't want -- like maybe you don't have a different dolls. you only have white dolls and you have brown dolls. maybe that's all you have. and so they go well, what about the trans doll? what about the other doll. whatever, so this is the book to say, hey, can you cover this base for us. if you just hire some free-lancer i don't care who it is, somebody who just got out of brown, you know what i mean, and that's what they did >> kat: i actually have a grudge against american girl going back decades. i had a body changes book from american girl when i was a little girl called the care and keeping of you, which a lot of other millennial women will know what i'm talking about, don't see any of you guys here. but you will know what i'm talking about. it didn't have any of this stuff in it. it was just like you're going to get year period, you're going to grow boobs.

that second one, not true. my puberty blocked itself. [laughter]. >> tyrus: real quick, greg greeks as an actual person who's been there in the last three weeks of the store, they cover every base. >> greg: i figured. >> tyrus: and every time period. but everything is ridiculously overpriced. >> greg: well, we've got to move on. that was great. nobody's doing this topic, going to be a big deal >> up next, i'm giving our audience a voice by letting them make a choice. it disrupts my skin with rash. but now, i can disrupt eczema with rinvoq. rinvoq is not a steroid, topical, or injection. it's one pill, once a day, that's effective without topical steroids. many taking rinvoq saw clear or almost-clear skin while some saw up to 100% clear skin. plus, they felt fast itch relief some as early as 2 days. that's rinvoq relief.

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>> greg: welcome back. i ask as a generous host what story excites you most? it's time for -- >> the audience decides the story! [cheers and applause] >> greg: i'm going to present two topics and whichever gets the most applause that's the story we're going to do. so the first option the usgdp grew 2.9% in the third quarter

showing hope for the economy in 2023 despite recession worries. so by show of applause who wants us to do the story? [claps ] >> greg: second option scientists say short men of psychopath i can and narcissistic tendencies. [cheers and applause] >> greg: all right, all right, all right. you people are monsters but story two it is. good thing i'm 6'2" otherwise this story might make me uncomfortable. but a study out of poland, yes, it's a poll of pols. sought to investigate if shorter dudes are aggressive and dom nearing in order to compensate for having to buy shoes in the children's department. researchers tested a few hundred people for the so-called dark

triad of personality traits nahs schism ie the manipulation and exploitation of others, or as i call it fun. turns out a link was found between all three traits and people who were dissatisfied with their height. in other words, [bleep] polish scientists, you don't know [bleep]. huh? yeah. [bleep] you again. [cheers and applause] that's twice but for the american perspective we go to our height correspondent. >> greg there is no evidence that short men are evil or manipulative or up to no good. and if anyone would like more information, plus tips on crypto, real estate investing and how to score with women send $5 to joe devito care of fox news new york new york. you can't lose. it's guarantied. back to you, greg.

[cheers and applause] >> greg: tyrus, this begs the question, why would you do this study? is it to show bigotry against short people? or the flaws of short people? >> tyrus: no, this is i've got to make a deadline and i've smoked away all my research money. there is no way to do this, we'll call it a survey, without pissing somebody off. you give them a pen and a paper and go out in the street, excuse me, sir, you are he short. the conversation's already going downhill from there. and then they ask you aggravating questions to get you upset. and then you react angerly and' like, uh-huh just as i thought. it's stupid. i was prepared to talk about fiscal responsibility and i'm so tired of you guys falling for this every time. i don't know how many facial

expressions i have to make, apparently that's the favorite thing about me. but when i need you to clap for me. kat got me all information, we were ready to talk about fiscal responsibility. how long are we going to talk about short mad people? don't you get enough of the short mad five times a week. one night we talk about fiscal responsibility >> kat: and the fact we would rather talk about fiscal responsibility is definitely not because we're too worried to talk about this in front of a short little vindictive man. i read this study and i was like, my diary. but i wouldn't say that. >> greg: no. too late. >> guy: that's actually a quote from emily >> kat: yeah, 'em will i wanted me to say that. she wanted me not to say that. >> tyrus: key don't keep things from you. >> greg: emily no longer on the show. dana can you imagine if they did

this story from overweight people who can control their variable unlike us, i mean, we're born this way, to quote madonna. >> dana: let's see. if they were narcissistic power hungry people, yeah, that probably wouldn't work. i do think that this is partly a product of hollywood. you know, tom cruise is very short. >> greg: he is. >> dana: he's like crushing it, right, very successful. greg gutfeld, king of late night. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah. >> dana: and not a scientologist >> kat: all he cares about is that people clapped for him just now. >> dana: i too, prepared for fiscal responsibility so i'm struggling. >> tyrus: i'm sorry guy one second. we'll get back to the christmas party. this pisses me off because you know why tom cruz is so successful. >> why? >> tyrus: because he needs a big guy to beat up in every movie to

look strong just look like the shortest man who's the king of comedy needs a really large side kick. >> dana: i see your point. >> tyrus: the reason why you don't see him smiling is the shadow behind him doing all the work. ridiculous. >> greg: wow, there really a lot of hatred towards the short. guy leads me to the biggest question there is no short person's movement and it seems to me i am the target of a lot of hate speech around here. i feel like there could be threats on my life. >> guy: they're inciting violence against you. when i read this story and they talked about, what was the term, the dark triad of sigh cop 'and all this stuff i thought this sounds quite familiar and i thought we could name this show dark triad exclamation point. because it's really hitting a number of the points. i don't really know much about this because i'm six feet tall but for others, i think it would be unfair to be judged based solely on your height and on a

show of good faith i will have the bouncer get rid of the height restriction at next year's christmas party. [cheers and applause] >> greg: the dark triad. that's where i get my brazilian. >> dana: did you ask your parents first? >> tyrus: your fought. you walked into it. >> greg: i'll try anything. . >> tyrus: so the next time, kids, you hear fiscal responsibility, you clap. >> greg:. >> greg: i've got to go. coming up, rockers ditch the booze to get a healthy snooze. t, lincoln's witnessed a good bit of history. coming up, rockers ditch the booze to get a healthy snooze. makes you wonder... what will they do for an encore? ♪

>> greg: they used to rock, now they're in bed by 10:00. so why do today's rockers abstain from groupies, booze and cocaine? modern musicians are foregoing partying on store in favor of holistic health focused life styles according to infamous party animals the wall street

journal. for example the concert writers for pop stars like lady gaga and harry styles request wellness comment instead of drugs and alcohol. who asks for drugs anyway. unlike the 80s, wellness equipment does not mean a shovel for your cocaine. the two reportedly like to take therapeutic ice baths on the road. i agree. it sounds less painful than their music. in harry's case put me in an ice bath with a plugged in toaster. other essentials being used by today's soft rock stars including hyperbaric sleep chambers iv drips and limb fat i can drainage massage. i think i saw them on their 1989 tour. boy have times changed. why the shift? are these kids in their 20s and 30s really that concerned about their health or is the fear of me too keep them from cheerfully tossing a groupie out a hotel window? it was all in good fun, remember? one thing's for sure all this

health stuff hasn't helped their music at all. just listen to lady gaga. >> ♪ i'm beautiful in my way, because god makes no mistakes. i'm on the rate track, baby, i was born this way ♪ ♪ ♪ just love yourself and you're set ♪ i'm on the right track, baby, i was born this way ♪ i'm healthy now ♪ [laughter]. amazing. >> greg:. >> greg: guy we were talking in the green room you did a lot of regretful things on the for bus for the pet shop boys back in the 90s >> guy: according to your math i wasn't even born in the 90s so that's a hole in that story. but i think this is probably

desire among this younger generation of performers to try to maintain their youth for longer. like if i looked like shawn mendes, i would want to look like that for a long time. so rather than going super hard super young, they're actually making a responsible choice, unlike the choices that i made at my christmas party last weekend with kat, because the last guests left at, this is true, at like 1:45 a.m. at 2:30 i was up cleaning being productive. i hear the front door open and i look and kat and her husband are coming in from their bars having drank even more and she looks at me and she goes, oh, no, dad's still up. and then they convinced me to do tequila shots which i did and i'm just now recovering >> kat: i didn't do any of the tequila shots. i did before but not those ones. >> greg: let's focus on this topic, okay? >> tyrus: he worked really hard show the notes. >> greg: i believe the #metoo movement has put the nails in the coffins of groupie culture.

the groupies now don't have jobs >> kat: okay. i readed this >> greg: yeah? good for you >> kat: and it said, this part bothered me it said remedy place a social wellness club in new york and los angeles where a 39 degree 6-minute ice bath costs $50. $50 to hang out with ice? and you think that it's more stupid to just do cocaine? i'm not sold. >> greg: you're not sold. neither am i. dana, as a former groupie for motley crew, you've seen it all. >> dana: yeah. i mean we used to, you know, pay for drugs to help us stay awake all night and now kids today are paying money to get a pill to sleep all night. >> greg: that's true. >> dana: it's really pitiful. >> greg: it is man. >> dana: and i'm also not buying it. i think partly it's also because their managers need to keep them healthy and safe from the me too thing so they're in the ice bath

and they're ordering the juice. and then i read one of the groups they don't drink cocaine -- they don't drink caffein their entire tour. no way i have to drink three cups of caffein to do america's news room. >> greg: that's because hemmer puts you to sleep. it does because he's so soothing. he's like a comfortable sweater. >> dana: soothing, charming. >> greg: yeah, so charming. >> tyrus: so comfortable. not him my sweater's comfortable. >> greg: what is your take on this. >> tyrus: it's virtue signaling they're not going to report what they do. and to be fair gutfeld the groupies have moved on they're instagram models now >> kat: that's true. >> tyrus: they no longer have the need to go to the rock stars where they can be butt stars and put their butts on social media and get their own likes >> kat: they're independent contractors now. >> tyrus: they've moved on. >> greg: instead of hooking up

with one guy they feed thousands of dudes who pay them money. >> tyrus: or wait know an nba player to fall asleep. just times have changed. of course, you know, i'm tyrus, we tack these topics all the time on our podcast. we don't condone drug use, but the music sure was better. [laughter]. >> tyrus: just putting it out there. >> greg: applauding drug use. >> tyrus: we do not condone it, fary a time have we >> kat: as long as you say we don't condone you can say what you want after that. >> tyrus: but if you must where write a good song. >> greg: up next they say shark week bites because even the experts are great whites.

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: a story in five words. shark week is too white. kat, you're white, so i'll go to you first. i'll come to you after, tyrus. >> tyrus: i'll go last then. >> greg:. >> greg: more systematic racism on the gutfeld show. kat a study by the public library of science. what the hell is that? claims shark week features too many white men as experts. what do you think about this, white lady? >> kat: i don't think about

this. which i think they overestimate how -- there was a quote in there like, oh, and i look up at these people talking about science as a woman and saw men and thought i don't do that. and i was like did ja and they overrepresented people named mike. which is impossible everyone's named mike. >> greg: right. you go anywhere >> kat: there are chicks named mike. >> greg: exactly. everywhere you go everyone's named mike. mike, mike, mike. where are the gregs? tyrus, do you agree with this study? >> tyrus: yes, greg. the stupidness of this, okay. i don't care, i actually participatedd in shark week. i sam with great white sharks. >> greg: here we go. >> tyrus: footage. >> greg: we have footage. >> tyrus: there's footage. where are you. >> greg: underwater swimming with the shark. >> tyrus: prove it. >> greg: there's the film.

>> tyrus: >> greg: i don't see you. >> tyrus: you don't see color. >> greg: that's true. >> tyrus: all i cared about when i met the expert is he had his limbs and his fingers and he clearly knew what he was talking about as he gave me the rules for swimming with the shark, i didn't say this white guy's telling me what to do with a shark because he spent 12 years in school to learn about marine biology. when's the brother coming in? i'll wait. stupid. >> greg: tyrus -- tyrus. dana. again i always confuse you two. >> dana: it happens a lot in the hallway. >> greg: i know it's funny and awkward. would you ever do anything for shark --. >> dana: no. >> greg: if they asked you to do something for shark week would you do it and is it because you're white. >> dana: i would narrate from the comfort of a studio. shark researchers are the other

white meat and that is why you have this controversy. because the radical environmentalists are about to shut down shark week. >> greg: really? >> dana: i think so. look, they're coming after the lobsters. they're systematically working their way through the system and actually, though, i have to be honest. when i first read about this because jessie was talking about doing this, i thought the complaint was there was too much focus on great white sharks, not like white people. i couldn't believe the story was true. >> tyrus: it's not true. it's not true. >> greg: it's from the public library. >> tyrus: only white people stand in the water and let a shark bite their hamstring off. we don't investigate like that. >> dana: i'm with you though. i'm with you. we're the same. >> tyrus: no, no, no, dana, let greg go. no, no, stay back. >> greg: you know, guy, what do you think about this? do you think that there's something that we're overlooking. >> guy: no. >> greg: you spent a lot of time in public libraries. >> guy: sure. i think that in that video, the sharks are swimming up to tyrus

and being like, oh, nope, and around they turn and swam right away. they're like no thank you, someone else can eat him. i am not messing with that. probably a smart move. >> greg: if you were in a cage what happened happen. >> guy: come at me brother. >> tyrus: they're hard to see in the water but i did break one rule because i don't listen to white people. that's not true. they're all the police. i banged on the cage because i wanted to touch one and when she came up on the side of me i was like, oh, at like sandpaper so i did do that so i could do that. >> guy: i will say they said men are like -- there's too many of them, right, overrepresented here. bold of them to assume their gender greg. >> greg: right. >> guy: who's to say, they might be misgendering people and that is hugely problematic. >> greg: exactly. basically if you think there's too many men then let them be eaten by sharks problem solved.

>> tyrus: which does happen. >> greg: it does. that's my solution to everything, when i think there's too many of something, let the sharks eat it. yeah. what not funny? go to hell. don't go away we'll be right back. ♪ oh nice. kevin, where are you... kevin?!?!?.... hey, what's going on? i'm right here! i was busy cashbacking for the holidays with chase freedom unlimited. i'm gonna cashback on a gingerbread house! oooh, it's got little people inside! . it's a holiday tradition! that it is! earn big time with chase freedom unlimited. ♪ >> tech: when you get a chip in your windshield... trust safelite. this couple was headed to the farmers market... when they got a chip. they drove to safelite for a same-day repair. and with their insurance, it was no cost to them. >> woman: really? >> tech: that's service the way you need it. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪

>> greg: we're out of time. thanks to our guests along with our studio audience. fox news @ night with trace gallagher next. >> trace: welcome to america's late news. "fox news @ night." i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight, twitter's top lawyer, a familiar figure in the trump russia investigation is now out of a job, but what did he leave behind? and just hours after president biden dismissed the border crisis, a border agent was killed in a high-speed chase with illegal migrants. plus, actr