take him when he's 5. >> you don't have to pay the ticket prices, i'm too sick to pay them, spending too much on my dog. we'll explain this inflation problem, how bad it's getting, because it did seem to permeate everything. that's no tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. right now here's "the five" at 5:00. >> hello, everyone. i'm judge jeanine pirro, along with jess car tarlov, jesse watters, kagan mcdowell and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." part two of the twitter files, confirming what conservatives knew all along, they were being censored. journalist getting her hands on the latest batch of internal documents from the social media

giant. it is damning. the files exposed how right wing commentators were put on secret black lists that made their voices disappear across the platform. woke employees prevented certain tweets from trending and actively shadow-banned entire accounts and trending topics. elon musk says these practices were, quote, enforced against the right, but not against the left. conservatives who got targeted and republican lawmakers are calling out the suppression. >> they're treating my twitter account with more scrutiny and censorship than the prime minister of iran, than hamas, than people who do terroristic-type damage. >> no longer believe in free speech and open debate. they rely instead on censorship and shadow-banning and black lists. >> this is just the start.

if you think it's just twitter attacking me you're delusional. >> they got involved in campaigns. government used them as another arm, using companies, to take away people's free speech. >> it wasn't conservatives. a stanford doctor, who questioned the leftist covid measures was, quote, secretly placed on a black list. here's his reaction. >> it's ridiculous. it really hurt public health. if they had an open discussion, the lockdowns would have been lifted much earlier, because the data and evidence behind it was so bad. twitter, my suppressing scientific discussion, harmed science, harmed children, and harmed the american public. >> and twitter executives better lawyer up. remember when former ceo jack dorsey claimed under oath that they didn't engage in some sort of censorship tactics outlined in the twitter files? >> are you censoring people? >> no. >> twitter shadow-banning

prominent republicans is bad. is that true? >> no. >> well, here we go. all right, jesse, i'll start with you. it turns out, not only was twitter doing exactly what we thought they were doing, but we've got the fbi intervening on behalf of a democratic administration in a presidential election. we've got a doctor giving information that now know is accurate, talking about covid lockdowns being difficult for children, and the fishes amendment being ignored. we're trending toward a fascist state by the left. >> fascism is when big corporations align with the political person in charge. you take the nazi thing out of it. that's the very definition of fascism. democracies is a conversation,

we debate, persuade, and on election day you vote and that person is in charge of the country. when you're having a billion dollar corporation align with the government to poison the conversation, you're poisoning the country. you're interfering in the election. and you're stealing people's votes. you're destroying the will of the people. and i think a lot of people see this story and it's almost so bad that they can't even really reconcile how bad it is. you know, the trump stuff, like some bot from russia did this -- it was like this. this is massive, judge. this involves billionaires. this involves the fbi, the cia, the democratic party. the media in this country is so dead that they won't even treat this like a regular story. this is the biggest scandal that i've ever lived through. and no one in the mainstream media is treating it with any respect. take away that.

let's look at what the children had to suffer through. if you have a legitimate doctor that's been to stanford medical school and you're in a pandemic that we haven't seen in a hundred years, and he's trying to give his opinion, his medical opinion, about important information to try to save the lives of children, the mental health of children, and that's being censored, that is -- you would know better than i would, but can you file a class action lawsuit against twitter or the fbi for censoring a doctor's medical expertise in the medical of a pandemic? >> it gets worse than that, jesse, because in california they're trying to take away their licenses. i mean, it doesn't end. greg, that's the problem. the left does not see this as a serious issue. they're, like, okay, whatever, go on. this is not a big deal. but the truth is that you've got now adam schiff on his high horse again, the guy who should be ashamed to show his face given he said the russia

collusion was something he had concrete evidence, beyond a doubt, lying to the american people while we went after each other. the truth is he wants elon musk to talk about what content moderation is he going to have? they won't even address what they've done. >> i'm just mesmerized by your wonderful blouse. it's partridge family. remember "the partridge family"? >> what about the issues? >> well, i mean, look, i'm just upset that i was not shadow-banned. all right? that is a -- you know, when you play dodge bell, you try to hit the strongest player. what do they have that i don't have? shadow-banning should be a badge of honor, it really should be, but i love how the media totally backed whatever old twitter did. so when old twitter said they don't shadow-ban, then the media would laugh if you disagree,

calling you conspiracy theorists, nut jobs, and now it's part of the policy, magicable invisibility, and that old analogy the press goes on a strike and if you cover this story you're a scab. musk fired over half the staff, and the site is working fine. what exactly did those people do? they weren't running the site. they were running the users, black listing, shelving, deamplifying. media twitter denied it and mocked those who brought it up. that's what they were doing. imagine if musk had not purchased twitter. we would never know this. we would always be gas lit over this. we know that it happened, but everybody would make fun of you about it. now he buys it. we find out about it. and understands the spasms of hate directed at him by people like adam schiff, directing

divisive hate speech, putting musk's life in danger by coming after him. can you imagine how much censorship would continue if he hadn't purchased it? the excuse for deliberately censoring, they brand you a danger. used to be about speech, hate speech, disagreeable speech, and now it's disagreeable people. hate people. it's not about words. it's this person is a problem. they're branding people. what is the brand? that you're causing harm to a marginalized population. so a lot of this stuff takes babylon bee, got banned because they misgendered lavine, and that's violence. >> what twitter does was in many ways not only destructive to donald trump in terms of the

election, it behooved joe biden, it was destructive to those people who believe there are alternatives to what fauci was saying, and harmed the trust that we have in the american government and first amendment. how do you defend that kind of behavior? >> well, i start by saying that they haven't told us what the american government asked to have done. matt taibbi didn't show what donald trump's administration asked to have taken down, even though he admitted the government had asked to do that. the strongest argument that the right, or people that think this is an enormous outrage to make, is to talk about scientists, researchers, doctors, who want to talk about covid, what they've found, especially for implications for children, set back decades for this, had to

say. that's gassily. we should have an investigation into that. i find it offensive. reports out of colorado, huge spikes in terms of kids that were googling self-harm, and they found that because they had given kids ipads. they saw what they were looking at, and they were deeply depressed, needed help, and weren't getting it. but it is relevant -- i know it's funny to mock it and say, oh, it was twitter policy, but it was twitter policy. so this policy came out in 2018. they talked openly about it. they even briefed reporters on this, to the point that slate -- >> what are you talking about? dorsey lied. >> that's not true. >> he went before congress and lied under oath. that is a crime. >> no, no, no. what dorsey did was saying there wasn't anything in excess of the policy on the books, which slate, a liberal publication called, quote, twitter purgatory.

again, barry weiss gives us no details as to why kirk and -- >> a trump aider. >> that's because they don't want to show us what was going on. >> now we're going to blame the messengers? >> i'm going to blame someone who doesn't give us the full story, claiming she's being an objective journalist. >> oh, my god. that's unbelievable. >> some didn't have editors for this were handed over -- >> did twitter have an editor? give me a break. do you seriously believe that -- >> do i look serious to you, judge? >> -- that what they did was consistent with who we are as americans? >> what are you talking about? that if someone is abusive, he shouldn't get to sit around and amplify his tweets? tell me what they did to get

deamplified, barry weiss. >> i called a longtime exec on the phone, and said what do you think about twitter? he said, why do you look at teeny tiny twitter? i said the whole story disclosed by taibbi and weiss, and he said you need to look longer and deeper at the five hersmen of the apocalypse, amazon.com, facebook, and -- they control the digital commerce, virtually internet activity, and know more but, what you do every day, than the federal government. they're all powerful unchecked monstrosities that are doing exactly the same thing that twitter was doing, and was doing in different ways today. you don't know it and can't see it. one example, and this was based on personal experience from this individual, apple has unilateral

authority over what does and does not go into the apple store. these are business-to-business dealings. there's no transparency about what gets approved. it's completely opaque. if they decide they don't like you, you don't get in the app store he so you don't have a business or your app is kicked out. same thing goes, you get deplatformed from google, from the ad service. it can happen at amazon. >> we know for sure it happened at twitter. what's your reaction? >> hears what's going to happen, the reason i brought it up, drove the car into the ditch in terms of the topic, the federal trade commission stepped in to stop microsoft and its

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>> wnba star brittney griner back on american soil, but her freedom coming with a big cost. the pentagon fears that the merchant of death may resume arms trafficking to terror groups. bout provided weapons, and it's summed as a deal with the devil. he was so bad that dea agents who busted him once said this viktor bout is one of the most dangerous men on the earth. he's a shadow facilitator, arming not only designated terrorist groups, insurgent groups, but arming very powerful drug trafficking cartels around the globe.

>> the democrats don't seem too worried. >> well, he has served most of his term, is my understanding, the majority of his term. >> look, nobody is doing backflips that he's a free man, dana. he would have been free in 2029. he wasn't serving a life sentence. >> greg? >> ghsb. glad she's home, but. that's all you have to say. the deal sucks and makes us will go suckers. ghsb, that's all you can say, bottom line. a good leader could have solved this if our leadership was blinded by the identity variables, right? they looked at the box of identity markers for one person, looked at the one for the other, and made a choice. they they didn't make a choice, but there's some kind of evidence they had made a choice, and now they're denying it. it's an intersectional icon trumping a marine. i'm say trump would have gotten

both or said screw you all, or nabbed a russian abroad, called him a spy, said now we have two for two. something like that. as for bout, what if he kills more americans, ukrainians, people in general? the trade, as bad as it is, will only get worse. it's a good lesson, if you're up for a job, taken hostage, hope you're non-biary and not just a white male who's a marine. >> judge, this is what drones are for. >> well, be interesting to see that. i doubt he's going to do that kind of thing. this is one of the things that i keep going back to, i said it yesterday, there's a reason russia wanted this now. russia is in the middle of a war with ukraine. they need viktor bout.

russia is faltering. the war is taking too long. we have the leverage. russia needs his help. we could have said no. you know what, for nancy pelosi to say, he would have been out soon, five years without this merchant of death, who prays on americans, killing americans. even senator bob menendez, a democrats, said that russia and other regimes take american citizens hostages cannot pretend there's an equivalence of brittney griner in the world and viktor bout. nothing can be further from the truth. >> former head of the fbi's criminal division worked on this case, and said you'd be hard to find a man with more blood on his hands than viktor bout. he was an intelligence operative

for putin and resumes that career. i can tell you, viktor bout looked good coming out of prison. he had been there 14 years? >> yeah. it's a shame that he's back on the streets. it's also a good day for america that an american prisoner came home from russia. to the point about whether we only care about black basketball-playing lesbians, joe biden got trevor reed, a former marine out in april. brittney griner was sitting in a russian prison when that happened and he got the former marine out. trevor reid went to prison in 2018. donald trump couldn't get him out of prison. but joe biden did. this is all about celebrity. because she's an intersectional icon, i'm not buying it. a marine came home before brittney griner. i'm not saying this guy should be on the streets. obviously a difficult idea to wrap your head around, letting somebody back out there that's

killed so many. >> you you're not addressing the trade. >> i just said it's a horrible thing. i also don't know what you would do. i don't know if you leave someone for another nine years in a penal colony -- >> you say no. >> you know what you do, you read "the art of the deal," jessica. >> christmas reading. >> i got it for you. it's also on tape. >> nine copies. >> there's somewhere in between. they're somewhere in between there. ukraine has to be thinking, wait a second, joe, seriously going to let the merchant of death out while we're at war with these guys? not helpful. i'm wondering how griner is feeling walking around the united states right now. is her head held high or low

knowing that her and her agent are responsible for springing the merchant of death out there in the world. biden said he did this because he was under a tremendous amount of pressure from black women. really? a tremendous amount of pressure from black women? and he acts like this. he's not under any pressure over the border. he's not under any pressure for inflation? he's not under any pressure for anything else in this ridiculous administration? he's under pressure for black women and he springs this celebrity out like that? >> you would have left her? >> i'm not saying i would have left her. >> what are you saying? >> if you have sanctions on this country, weapons pouring in, killing russians, and we have all this oil under the ground here, there's not something we could have done better to get a better deal? how about, vlad, you give the

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foreign countries for global-related warming damages. >> is there going to have to be u.s. taxpayer money that helps? >> it would be great if there were some. we have to step up to lead. >> uh-huh. >> and but we have to also demand everybody else is at the table. >> kerry also boasted about how the war in ukraine helped ramp up the transition to green energy. how many trillions should we be paying these people? >> i'm not sure of the exact amount. >> a couple trillion? >> i'm about to say something that criticizes john kerry, so let me go. don't start any sentences with what's going on in ukraine is bad but. it's bad. it's untouchable. it's like that ridiculous politico article we saw about how this is hurting the green energy movement. just focus on that for now. it's not like people have forgotten that we care about climate change, that it's macmanmade, that we need to take

steps. don't fix these things up where they're going through. >> between the slave reparations, the climate reparations, are we getting this money from? >> so rich, that john kerry who shows up for some green energy meeting, flies in his private jet, and the truth is they could care less. they want us to pay, between reparations, my family wasn't even here during slavery. i don't know why i'm stuck with reparations. now what we want to do its pay other countries. he says we're the most generous people in the world, americans. okay, leave it at that. go somewhere else and then pay for it if we're already generous. >> is this a shakedown? >> yes, it is, for trillions and trillions of dollars. the money should be coming in the other direction for the benefits we've sent to all these other nations because of industrialization. >> reverse reparations. >> yes. we've lifted you out of poverty. no way to calculate the damage

from, like, weather events, whether it's actually caused by climate change. you cannot quantify that. i just wanted to -- i want a hallelujah that john kerry was never elected the president of the united states. i want to give a shout-out to the people of ohio for saving the united states of america from this groveling ghoul, because he could have made this nation poor, and we could be flat on our backs today. thank you, ohio. >> maybe russia should pay. they're making up the mess in ukraine. >> greg gutfeld? >> you don't win concerts to the green movement, environmental cause, if you keep pulling this far left psychotic crap. climb reparations is no less looney than throwing a bowl of beans on a v van gogh.

he's an elitist prig, and because of his fortune from marrying a woman who owns the heinz ketchup fortune, he's lost his damn mind and should be lost at sea. >> okay. >> we use hunts ketchup in my family. >> same here. have you tried the mixed mayonnaise and ketchup, called mayochup. it's together. i suck it down. >> i think you're making this up. >> no, it's thing. >> thousand island dressing is an alternative. it's the same thing. >> we're getting off track here. let's get back on track. up next, meghan markle

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>> that's a mad husband. greg? >> you know, some people say she's the british equivalent of the kardashians, and that is the kardashians deserve an apology. she makes amia rosa look likable. she's unifying everybody from left to right in how much they detest her. the look on his face is the saddest i've ever seen on a man. he was a war hero, destroyed by -- what she said afterwards. she thought that that was an amazing performance. she doesn't realize her blind spot is the size of england. she cannot see how unpopular she is. i also don't like royalty. i would agree with the sentiment, but she's like a villain in a soap opera. i love watching how awful she is. >> you actually have watched the

first three episodes. >> yeah. i watched all three hours of it. i just decided -- by the way, the kardashians, you know, sex tape and their daddy was best friends with the biggest murder in american history in the last 50 years. well done, kardashian family. i felt like that was a joke that didn't land, that she had kind of worked it up, and it just wasn't medieval times. i do fully believe that the homes of the royal families smell like barns, which is what medieval times smells like. i would much rather be in montecito doing this documentary than roaming around these palaces, trying to dodge prince andrew. >> she's mocking his dead grandmother. >> who he didn't get to say good-bye to. >> because she's dead, she's not going to get offended. neverring in the that king charles wanted to be camilla's

tampax. that's the family she left. >> come on. it's nice to do to your husband. it's not the run-of-the-mill family. it felt disrespectful. >> his mother was killed by that family indirectly. >> very pro-diana. it's not about -- judge? >> is it my turn? >> yes. >> this girl is as classless and lowlife as you can get. there are 17 documented lies that piers morgan writes about before any of this came out. what she's doing there, she's showing how evil and vicious she is, making fun of the queen who whether she was already -- i think the queen had already passed at that point -- the queen who became the mother to harry when his own mother was killed.

she has no respect for family. she can't get along with her own family. she goes to harry's family and separates the brothers, separates the family. she is a destroyer of families, trying to make money, destroying the royal family while trying to use them so that she can make these hundred million dollars deals with netflix. the amazing part is she said she had to immigrate to the united states because she was suicidal. honey, you were suicidal because you were suicidal having nothing to do with the royals. to say you didn't know you curtsied to the queen, that's ridiculous. i'm sorry. they are the royal family of the united kingdom. she doesn't like it, then don't marry the guy. he's a woos, so he's following her around. but that face, that face on harry, that was embarrassment. she's going to destroy him when she's done with him, too. >> i'd rather live in montecito

than live anywhere near those royals. oh, my god. you have to stifle a laugh every time you walk by king charles. >> i just want to talk about that being mean to mock someone's grandma, who happens to be the longest living monarch in history. >> can jesse talk yet? >> i'm good. >> in the greenroom, you said we had to do this topic or you were walking. >> i did? all right. she's a demon, but harry married the demon. harry, you could see all over his face, he's whipped. >> he is. >> he knows he's doomed. he's embarrassed that she just did that, and the fact that was not edited out of the netflix special is insane, and. harry is an unhappy person. he owns this now. he's the man. he proposed. he could end it if he wanted to, but he dis. so he's going to have to live like this for the rest of his

life unless he pulls the parachute. >> well, if they divorce, then you've got yourself another netflix special. >> ooh, see where you're going there. >> i have another theory. she's also -- i'm trying to play devil's advocate, because i think she's a demon -- but what she's trying to present to the world she wasn't into harry because he was royalty. she'd never heard of the queen, didn't know what to do. she wasn't all over harry because of his status. maybe the image she's trying to present. >> that was debunked. >> agreed. >> thank you. >> we have the same nose. >> okay. if you have diabetes, then getting on the dexcom g6 is the single most important thing you can do.

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i've made mistakes. >> they're her fault. >> i own them. >> when i first started at fox, my father told me not to put money in my frisk 401(k). >> what was the rationale? >> he thought i wasn't making enough to afford to take 6% and put it in the stock market. >> that's great. in the '90s my hair was your length. >> oh, really? >> no way. >> somebody told me to grow it out, because i would look more approachable. i waited way too long to do that. see, my career might have taken off if i didn't have hair that short. >> there were people at fox who told me, you know, greg, poop jokes between 5:00 and 6:00, not good. >> here we are. >> and we are here. oh, crap. "one more thing" is up in next.

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you bet he can. that's why he came, to save us from our sins. jesus was born to die. he came to earth as a babe, took our sins to the cross 33-years later, he died on the cross, and god raised him to life on the third day. he's not dead, he's alive. if you've never put your faith and trust in him, you can do that right now. just pray this prayer with me, just say, "dear god, "i've made a wreck of my life. "i'm sorry for my sins and i ask you to forgive me. "i believe that jesus christ is your son. "i want to trust him as my savior, "and follow him as my lord, "from this day forward. amen." if you prayed that prayer, call that number that's on the screen. we've got someone who'd like to speak with you right now. give them a call. god bless ya and a merry christmas to each and every one.

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hi, it's time now for "one more thing," jesse? >> jesse: remember we had that christmas tree lighting a couple weeks ago and everything went seamlessly? >> judge jeanine: perfect. >> jesse: it doesn't go always to plan. take a look at this. >> 4, 3, 2, 1. [laughter] let's try it again. okay, enough, judge. ptsd from weekend show with the timing. it's going to be okay. 7:00. "jesse watters primetime" the war on christmas rages. you may continue. >> judge jeanine: thank you. all right. it's my turn now. okay. christmas music gets us all in

the holiday mood. stop laughing, greg, orchestra conductor took it to the next level. ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: so that man named tim wowed the crowd after winning a lottery to be a guest conductor for the chelsea sin symphony, the video of his performance is going viral. obviously a crowd pleaser. go ahead, greg. >> greg: i found that disgusting. >> judge jeanine: who cares? >> greg: one more thing, mine, tonight, 11:00 p.m. joe machi, todd piro, kat timpf, tyrus. it's a good one. let's do this what if glass was never inner vented news? what if glass was never invented? let's go to the zoo and imagine what would have happened to this child if glass had not been invented. this is arizona litchfield park. >> oh. >> greg: put in your head what if there was no glass?

that child's head would be gone, i say. so, today let's take a moment and thank the inventor of glass, jerry glassman from oak port, illinois. >> all right, jessica, it's your turn. >> jesse: no wonder they bought the russia hoax. believe anything. >> jessica: that's not -- [laughter] >> jessica: treasury secretary janet yellen's signature soon printed on u.s. money. her autograph will be joined by u.s. treasurer lynn. [laughter] jess. >> jessica: women should support other women. what is wrong with you. >> what about lindsey boarden? >> she had an ax, gave her mother 40 whacks, should i support her? >> okay. dagen? >> this is delicious, blue goose go whale, v voir void mere in n.

one whale, group protects. >> i'm glad we were able to so he that before the weekend. anyway, everybody, that's it for us. we will see you, you have got move the teleprompter -- on monday, just in case you didn't know. have a great weekend, everybody. [laughter] ♪ ♪ >> bret: and good evening, i'll trace gallagher in for bret baier breaking tonight, we are getting another look behind the curtain at the effort to suppress conservative opinions and individuals at one of the world's most influentialsome sites. a second batch of twitter company records is now online and what it shows is both incriminating and alarming. we have fox team coverage. howard kurtz has analysis of the latest report we begin with correspondent griff jenkins and what exactly we are learning. >> griff: good evening, trace. we are learning a lot.