>> laura: that's a great message to end the week. that's a great message. i hope you have some holiday cheer this weekend with family and friends. the ingram team is going too and remember now it's now and gutfeld!, take it all from here! [cheers and applause] >> look at you. >> greg: stop it. stop it. keep going. keep going. don't stop. ever. happy friday. you know what?

let's welcome tonight's guests. his audience laugh all the way to the bank. to deposit their ticket refunds. [laughter] >> greg: writer and comedian joe mackie. he has a punch face as in let's drink some punch in honor of this handsome man. co-host of fox and friends. [applause] >> greg: she's like a christmas fruitcake. nutty, sweet and soaked in rum. [applause] >> greg: and finally, he's responsible for more fat lips than collagen. my massive sidekick, heavyweight champion. [applause]

>> greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it's friday so that means it's time for the live bull riding exhibition. get up there, joe. [laughter] >> greg: actually, i'm the bull. i'm joking. [laughter] >> greg: i'm joking. it's time for this. ♪ >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: yes. leftovers. the jokes we didn't use this week. this is my first time reading them so here we go. vice president kamala harris won a recent democratic primary poll that did not include joe biden. that makes sense considering she has the black vote all locked up. [laughter] >> true. >> greg: i don't get it. >> she was a horrible dh. she put everybody in jail.

>> greg: [laughing] wow! that flew right over my head. that's a good one. speaking of kamala, another one of her staffers resigned this week. this time the communications director jamal simmons. more staffers say they would like to quit but they hate waiting in line. [laughter] >> greg: see, i got that one. that one -- brittney griner has safely returned to the united states after being released from russian custody landing safely in san antonio. but upon seeing the conditions at the southern border she immediately asked to go back to russia. [laughter] >> greg: she does look like pete davidson there. >> greg: first, i disagreed but speaking of texas, a woman there allegedly dropped off 50 pounds of human feces at a police

station last week but upon closer inspection it turns out it was just betao rourke. >> an ohio couple married for 79 years died just hours apart last week. the husband's touching last words were finally some time alone. >> greg: i bet you a hundred dollars that will be a one more thing, and i'll have to just bite my tongue throughout. >> let geraldo have his moment. >> greg: a new study findings that bloating could be an issue for one in seven u.s. adults every week and if you suffer from it every day ask your doctor if you're michael moore. [laughter] >> greg: there is a face in

there somewhere. president biden faced a press outcry after an abundance of media members were smubd from his party including john linen, marilyn monroe and tupac. indonesia's parliament has voted to ban sex before marriage claiming it's a sin. however, they made exceptions for doggy style since all dogs go to heaven. [laughter] >> greg: that was -- somebody -- joe, did you write that? >> no, i had nothing to do with that. >> greg: who do you think wrote that? >> i didn't write that i don't even know what that is. >> greg: we're not going forward until we find out who wrote that. former new jersey governor chris christie's niece was accused of biting and injuring a cop during a meltdown on an airplane. it was said to have started

after chris christie ate the captain. [laughter] >> greg: i mean, they laughed at it, so i guess it's okay. jonathan, tortoise, world's oldest living land creature celebrated his 190th birthday this week. he says the key was just taking every day really slow. >> that's good for a kid's party. >> greg: yes. the trailer for the new indiana jones movie starring an 80-year-old harrison ford was released last week. and you could tell they are taking a more realistic approach this time around. in the first scene he shoots a commercial for a relief actor. [laughter] >> greg: it's no balance of nature. joking. joking. they are both equally wonderful.

[laughter] >> greg: and finally, the makers of american girl dolls have angered parents with a children's book promoting gender fluidity and for girls with penises, the book is a available as a pop-up. [laughter] [applause] >> greg: is that yours? >> no, that wasn't mine either. [laughter] >> greg: that's great. to some actual news confirming what we already knew, pre-musk twitter hated me and you. compiled in another batch of files. twitter lied about details, they secretly had their thumb on the scale. in a new dump last night we've learned that the social media company did, in fact, engage in so-called shadowbanning of conservative accounts. making them more invisible than

joy -- at a cattle ranch. [laughter] >> greg: even though -- don't clap. don't clap. [applause] >> greg: no, stop clapping. you're not supposed to clap. even though twitter executives always denied it and make republicans look lie coke con spurists, preventing favorite tweets from trending, or even trending topics, all in secret without informing users. among the accounts covertly targeted charlie kirk, libs of tik tok and our very own dan bongino. not bongino, god, i loved his song "living on a prayer." [laughter]

>> greg: so all these new facts are coming out now thanks to elon musk. it only cost him $44 billion. a small price to pay for the truth, especially since number of us has to pay for it. joe, the first thing i did when i was up last night was waiting for a tweet mentioning that i was shadow banned, and i wasn't, and i was so bummed. i was waiting for bari weiss to at mitt, that, to me is the coolest group. joe: maybe you were shadow banned and they haven't had the guts to release it. maybe that's why i was shadow banned, because some of my jokes didn't go viral. [laughter] joe: or they weren't good. [laughter] joe: i hate it when someone makes a decision about you but they don't have the courage to tell you to your face, you know. like one time this lady, you

know, goes to me, we were supposed to go on a date, and i had to fill out a missing person's report over that. [laughter] >> greg: yes. joe: that was kind of a sad end but it was between that and the time i got stood up at the tennis court. >> greg: what was that like? joe: it's a lot of chasing tennis balls when you're on the court by yourself. >> greg: and there are people waiting. joe: yes, well, i had it reserved so that was too bad. >> greg: i'll do that when i have reservations and are stood up on date, i'm just, i'll eat here by myself. joe: food tastes the same when you're alone. >> did you do anything when you kept making excuse whose the waiter came by, it must have been an accident. this is crazy. >> i just had to get away from all of my friends for a minute.

[laughter] >> greg: todd -- you know, if elon musk never bought this we would never know about this. isn't that incredible? he got pissed off because they banned babylon bee. that's what pissed him off. when you're really rich, if one thing misses you off, you can just buy the thing that -- you off. >> it's literally being the richest guy ever, literally in the history of money, in the history of currency but to your point obviously we wouldn't know any of this if he didn't make that decision and we've already heard so many on the left saying, this is a nothing burger. we knew all of this. no, we didn't know this. this is the exact opposite of a nothing burger. this is like one of those burgers you get at a state fair and has all the fried kran other it, jack dorsey has been saying some weird things like going after his buddy elon musk for the last couple of days. dorsey testified in front of congress under oath that this

wasn't happening. >> do you think he didn't know? >> i don't see how you can run a company and not know. he was in on some of these meetings and he may try to parse the language, it's all the same effect putting conservatives down below or eliminating them on twitter, especially going into elections and that's wrong. >> greg: i would argue that he was interested in a lot of other things and he had terrible middle managers. they were all left wingers, and they were like, and they were lying to him. >> you might be right. >> agreed. i think both things can be right. i just think, yes. >> i think i can be right and you can be wrong. >> after all i did for you at beginning of this show. >> did you a lot. boy, if you only knew what he did for me. [laughter] >> but you will soon enough when we do it as a segment next week on monday, i can't wait. here's the thing, to todd's

point they denied that it happened and when it happened they said, oh, they said, oh, yes, that thing. that's part of our policy. we try to make sure something dangerous isn't on our social platform. that we weren't shadowbanning, we were just basically trying to control something harmful. kat: we weren't shadowbanning because we weren't calling it that and that was their serious answer. i'm having a really hard time getting worked up about this stuff because i already knew this was happening. because i decided to instead trust what i was seeing and hearing, instead of the people who were telling me that i wasn't seeing and hearing that. which is what they d. i was just trusting myself which is crazy. again, i also wanted to know, just because you are on that list doesn't mean you were or you weren't. i don't really know. i think a lot of us were. >> greg: are you saying you're shadowbanning your shadowbanning?

kat: i think all of us here, when it was announced that musk was considering it a lot of our follower accounts, our huge follower accounts, had huge bumps and not happening for people -- certain associations, like, okay, you work at fox news or things like that there was some kind of algorithm and if they would have admitted it none of this would have happened. >> greg: it's an interesting point. when somebody finds out the police are coming they will flush the drugs down the toilet, right? joe knows what i mean. in this case it was let's restore the twitter followers to the people we hate, before they look at it. very interesting. tyrus, their excuse was always branding you a danger first and that gives them the reason. we talked about it. they would say that if you were critical of babylon bee, you miss gendered someone, would you be putting them in danger and you need to be banned.

>> it's not even that deep. first, putting things back, that always works. you steal mom and dad's alcohol, put water in it and put it back, you think it will be the same? no, it will be watered down and messed up. they did that to a lot of people. it's easy to see who was shadow banned and blocked. every time we deal with these people they have these god complexes and they only surround themselves with people who think like them and do like them they virtue signal like i blocked gutfeld!. what we don't look at, is for entertainers who are conservative, they after fitted their livelihoods. they affected their ability to make money, to get jobs. peer sweet joe here fought but he was having writer's block. he thought his jokes were weird and unfunny and creepy and no one was paying attention to them. all along, he's dropping

shakespeare gold, and they are crucifying him because he believes in small government. and we laugh about that, and me, i thought, i didn't know any black people anymore. >> lo and behold, i do. [laughter] >> greg: good points. on that point we must move on. what a great "a" block. you're welcome. up next, in baggage claims sam lingers because he's got sticky fingers. [applause] i got into debt in college and, no matter how much i paid, it followed me everywhere. between the high interest, the fees... i felt trapped. debt, debt, debt. so i broke up with my credit card debt and consolidated it into a low-rate personal loan from sofi. i finally feel like a grown-up. break up with bad credit card debt. get a personal loan with no fees, low fixed rates, and borrow up to $100k.

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>> greg: welcome back. sam still raising he will out by the baggage carousel.

so is focus on diversity to blame for hiring the thief from baggage claim? sam, the nonbinary 35-year-old deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste at the department of nuclear energy -- we could have run a my pillow commercial in between saying that job title -- >> try my socks. >> greg: he's facing new grand larceny charges after allegedly stealing a suitcase at the las vegas airport. if memory serves me correctly, which it rarely does it was just last week when we told you sam was on leave from her job for snatching another woman's luggage in minneapolis. in that incident sam denied the theft and later said it was a mistake. we didn't buy it. >> but typically the contents will let you know if you got the wrong bag. but in sam's case he claimed the

clothes were his. also, he never checked a bag before the flight which makes walking off with a bag mighty strange. so true, brilliant man. brilliant tall, gorgeous man. according to the local las vegas news, it's unclear when the new crime occurred, and although the biden white house seemed to forego the vetting process due to sam's nonbring their intersectional appeal even allies in the gay community are on to the alleged criminal scams. lgbtg nation is now questioning whether sam's outrageous story was always too good to be true but if you missed all the red flags with sam i recommend you never try bull fighting. he planned to be a conversion therapy survivor but there are more holes in that story than sam's fish nets. writes the author, red flags

regarding britton were overwhelming and obvious. is sam a fab uist or legitimate survivor after 12 years? i can't definitively say. but we could definitively not say definitively. but we can say for sure that sam is into kinky puppy play. that's when you get aroused by making someone wear a leather dog mask and walking them around on a leash which reminds me, todd, what are you doing this weekend? [laughter] >> greg: todd, you know what drives me crazy about this story is we're supposed to pretend that we didn't notice something was wrong until he was arrested. oh, my goodness, what's happening? no, no, no, no, no. >> maybe trump was on to something when he said i like people that look like central casting when they go for the job. this isn't central casting unless it's a weird show. you hit it right on the head when you said this is basically, the biden administration using

their woke bingo card to appoint people. they consistently hire unqualified individuals just so they can fill out that woke card, and greg, we're left holding the bag. >> greg: nicely done. [applause] >> thank you. >> joe, that's all yours if you want it. and one final point on this, you said it in that beautiful clip you showed of that amazing guy. what sick, depraved individual goes to freaken baggage claim if they haven't checked a bag? you get to avoid that monstrosity of 20 minutes of waiting and stepping in front of the lady who tries to steal your bag because she can't see. i'm sorry, i'm fired up. >> greg: you're absolutely right. the second one, he can't say it's a mistake. kat: it's not he, it's they. i'm sorry, don't use gender. just say they, them, there is plenty to talk about with this

person. >> it took me an hour to go through that darn article. who, they? kat: i'm here to help you. they is a [ bleep ] moron. [applause] kat: again, last time we talked about this, i said this. you don't do crimes. you certainly do crimes at an airport where everyone is watching you on video but apparently you're so stupid you're doing this more than once, and the defense is like i didn't know it wasn't my bag. you did because you took the label off and people saw do you that, too. i don't know what defense there would possibly be. or make it environmental. listen, i'm a -- look, i'm not going to say i'm a reduced, reuse, recycle guy like todd would, i will say i'm a reduced, recycle, they, and what i was doing wasn't stealing, it was

just pre-scripted reusing. >> greg: i'm not going to use they. i'm in the jordan peterson school. no one compels me to use pronounce. [applause] >> but your point about doing it in a very surveilled environment has more to do with entitlement. who cares if anybody sees me? that's what it's about. if they see me i'm special. it doesn't matter. that's where i think it's coming from. i want to ask you, tyrus, this is very -- sam's ascendance is very similar to griner's release, right? it's like, if i had to apply for a job against sam brynton i wouldn't get it because i didn't take the boxes. if i were na'shan sean prison and griner was up for it, i wouldn't get released before her because they all tick the boxes. boxes matter more than

character. >> martin luther king said not to judge men and women, i'm sure he meant "they" and "themes" too, not by the color of their skin but by the consent of the character. that was the goal of the civil rights movement. regardless of how you who you slept with, what you thought, if you were a good person you were accepted and respected. we don't do that anymore. we've gone the polar opposite to where, if you check enough boxes, the content of your contact is irrelevant. and who does it hurt? it hurts the group you represent. >> greg: of course. >> so there are qualified, nonbinary they and them's who can do this job. men and women who can do this job at a high level but they aren't getting that opportunity because this individual looked the part. looked so much the part that the

virtue signaling progressives that gave him a job didn't care. this wasn't the first time this individual stole things. it's an arrogance. it's such an arrogance to where i will go take a bag, and rip the name off of it, in an airport, and roll out of it and this is not the second time. this is probably the hundredth time. he's been doing this for a long time, and because you can't -- they, them, what, it, i'm a conspiracy theorist, my pronounce [ bleep ] i told you so. [applause] >> but it all goes back to the same thing. i don't care how they dress. how they look. he or she looks. the character is disgusting. that's the problem. kat: for me i'll call you whatever i want but if you tale from me i'll be calling the cops. >> greg: joe, i don't know what

pronoun you go by. >> joe: call me this weekend, greg. [laughter] >> now what, gutfeld!? >> i tell you what, this guy can spin a yarn. maybe that's why joe biden hired him because if you listen to joe biden, he's a truck driver that was raised by puerto ricans, and he has oil cancer. [laughter] >> so he fits right in. i would like to see the other applicants before i judge. maybe it was like some executive at enron, and hunter biden. [laughter] >> if you don't want to be vetted, if you don't want to be vetted by a democratic government, nonbinary, deliberately ugly yourself,

terrible choice in lick stipulate. you won't get kink shamed, or you can accuse every critic of transphobia. you've got it made. >> you know what confuses me? when a woman is oversexual they call her all kinds of names but if a man transitions to be woman-esk or feminine and is completely like that, they refer to them as a hero. >> who does that remind you of? the canadian teacher. [laughter] >> greg: we'll do an entire hour on that next. >> trade me to cnn plus. kat: i don't feel well. >> greg: up next, are the royals getting further out of touch because they don't protest too much? [applause] nt would be the last thing on my mind. hey mom, can i go play video games? sure, after homework. thankfully, voya provides comprehensive solutions and shows me how to get the most out of my workplace benefits.

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in the ass. prince harry and meghan markle have released their newest documentary. now all they need is praise from kanye west. obviously we don't advise you watch it unless you feel like vomiting. i suggest something more upbeat on netflix like the jeffrey dahmer story. thankfully, though, my staff of unpaid hairless interns found the best moment so far. here's megan mocking her husband dead grandmother. >> we have medieval times. it was like that i curtsied as though -- pleasure to meet you, your majesty. was that okay? >> greg: way to trash a dead lady in front of her grandson.

oh, your family life is so hard. i had to rescue my mother-in-law from war-torn ukraine. other people did it but i had to hear about it. okay. i get it, you're welcome, thanks. but look at harry's face, man. he just had his gender reassigned so fast. sam brinton is jealous. she must get 10,000 steps a day just from walking all over him. her previous career high was holding up luggage for howie mendell. went way out of her way to marry this guy knowing the birth right responsibilities to his government and family. it's not like the monarchy is a mysterious well kept secret like joe mackie's career. he became -- she became a

princess, complained about being a princess and now sold the documentary to complain about being a princess. she's profiting off of nonsense complaints about being one of the luckiest people on earth. it's time for prince harry to send her back where she belongs. hollywood. i haven't heard a princess wound this much since they canceled chris cuomo's show. todd -- [applause] >> greg: got to do a quick round. what are your thoughts, todd? >> my favorite movie is wetting crash. he said i don't give baker's f about these two anymore. i'm done. like i never cared in the beginning, i really don't care now. jesse waters said it on "the five." i don't know one man who will watch this documentary. i don't care. i don't care. i'm done. >> we don't mention jesse waters here. >> got it. [laughter] >> noted. noted. >> huge sign on the door. >> greg: how do you miss it?

her personality is so apretroci it overcomes her looks. >> i look forward to the next documentary about their divorce. but she's so horrible at complaining, i wonder if her bragging sounds like complaining. [laughter] >> i hate to toot my own horn but i have no empathy and i'm tone death. >> greg: kat what did you see when you saw his face? people say he's not that bright but he didn't look like he was stupid. kat: when she talks she is insulting because of how stupid she thinks everyone is. i didn't know meeting the queen would be formal. [laughter] kat: and i say this as somebody who would not get along very well in any sort of a royal situation, it would be a

disaster. at least i know that. it's the queen. you can say you felt uncomfortable and it was weird for you, but when you leave with, i have no idea, shut up, you liar. you're not that stupid. >> she says she doesn't want to be connected to royalty but this entire play is about being known to royalty. >> greg, she screwed up the joke making fun of the curtsy. she he will it too long. so how embarrassing it must have been for the queen, how long is she going to stay down like that? and he's like, i don't know, she's never stayed down like that before. [ho-ho] >> i've had that face. >> greg: nice. coming up, hunter shows off to a hostage from the "new york post." [applause] “you have cancer.”

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>> greg: what's the point in hiding if hurnter biden? it's more artwork from the pad of america's top deadbeat dad. hunter biden invited a reporter to see his -- the reporter was immediately tested for hepatitis a, b, c. when he replied he worked at the "post" hunter invited him to come inside but without his phone. i just read that. anyway, but you know what they say keep your friends close and your penis off twitter. the "post" reports that hunter declined to describe his artwork because after all the man had suffered enough. sure, he welcomes transparency as long as no one knows who bought his art. instead hunter asked the reporter to remember he has a family when the paper writes about him.

true. hunter biden truly loves his family. sometimes he'll even sleep with his sister-in-law. who can forget that kid he had with that stripper. he sure has. kat, kat, is he shameless or brilliant, quick? kat: he's shameless because he can be. there is a lot of power in having your penis all over the internet and smoking crack with people you paid to have sex with you. what do you do with yourself after that? there is some power in that and that's kind of also but also because his dad is the president. he's just sum guy who would be way better at it. >> greg: nice. take that. tyrus, would you go to one of these sheings? >> no. he just needs to stop talking, on behalf of all america, please shut up and don't do any more

interviews. you [ bleep ] moron. >> greg: there you go. joe, is this how you handle your enemies? your critics? just saddle up to them and put your arm around them? >> yes, whenever i hear someone saying something mean about me behind my back. i always say something nice about them. it's the best way to make a person like that look [ bleep ] [laughter] >> greg: is that basically the take on kill them with kindness? >> yes. but joe edited some of that. [fake laugh] >> greg: this is right around the corner from where i live. i owe him to stop by. >> i have a different take on. this at least when you try to buy off the biden family via hunter's art you get a painting. i feel bad for the ukrainians.

they paid millions for an energy expert who knows nothing about energy or ukraine. at least you get to walk away with one of those beautiful pieces of art. >> greg: he uses a straw that he blows -- >> he's used to that. >> yes. you get free hepatitis with every painting, too. >> yes. >> greg: i don't know. why am i jealous? >> do you want to have an art gallery? kat: you're jealous because this guy can do whatever he wants. >> greg: yes, that pisses me off. >> you already are dressed like an artist. >> greg: all right. i'll move on. i hate all of you. up next, a karaoke -- that will have you paying for a crash. me, at the magical everly estate, landscaper larry and his trusty crew... were delayed when the new kid totaled his truck. timber... fortunately, they were covered by progressive, so it was a happy ending... for almost everyone.

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>> a story in five words. >> a story in five words. hillary, chelsea, assault your ears. [singing weirdly] ♪ i spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong.

strong ♪ [laughter] kat: first, that's a horrible song choice when she took bill back. >> greg: exactly. she took bill clinton back after banging half of america. kat: what i want to so instead of that is her screaming in the car before and after the cameras went off. she's probably so entertainingly great at being mean, quit pretending you're a nice lady and be mean. >> greg: in case you don't recognize her, daughter chelsea, vanessa williams and i don't know the other person in car-pool karaoke. i guess the other guy is in the trunk of the car. >> where he belongs. >> i guess that's where i would be so i didn't have to hear them. >> hillary and karaoke is like combining vegetables with a colonoscopy. [laughter] >> greg: that's funny because you're not supposed to do that.

they say stick to clear broth. >> karaoke is bad enough, drunk people singing songs you dont's like. >> greg:-to-yrus? >> how many shows are we going to get with the chelsea-clinton team? they drove in a car and talked. we didn't like it. now they are singing in a car, we didn't like it. so maybe they need to go drive under sea in a car and see if they like it. >> greg: that's called the kennedy. [boos] >> greg: wait a second. did fonzi just walk in? >> i just, who is their publicist? because they get more shows, i mean, they get canceled on

everything but they keep getting shows. >> greg: you know who loves this? >> could they do "survivor"? >> greg: that would be great. is "survivor" still on? >> it wouldn't be if they did it. [laughter] >> greg: you know who loves this, though, is bill clinton because while they are taping this -- he's banging the house cleaner. he's banging the maid. he's banging the leaf blower. he's banging the lawn mower. the machine. not just the guy mowing the lawn. but the actual machine, one he can sit in. you know what i'm saying, todd? [laughter] >> i may just yield the balance back to you. but to kat's point, no one is keeping her down, why do you have these female empowerment songs. it's your own unlike ability. to your point, this woman had every advantage in the world to become president. she didn't, because she was

unlikable. she had the democrats. she had the media. she literally had the f.b.i. on her side. forget that little october 2016 interlude. they basically were in her corner and she lost because nobody likes her and there you have it. >> i'm so over this singing in the car [ bleep ]. >> the whole point is you sang in the car because you couldn't see and no one had to hear or see you. did we miss that? >> yes. >> maybe focus on the road. [laughter] >> greg: reminds me of that segment we did last night, ice fighting. i would rather just see them fight on the ice. kat: yes, or even verbally battle which i'm sure they were doing every time the camera was off. >> greg: well, that's enough. at least you gave us a segment, joe. >> i felt bad for van necessary in a williams, that was the worst van ever.

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